Fucking this fucking shit so fucking much that the amount of fucks here, only describes 3% of how much fuck this is. This day has been shit!
I fucking hate browsers (Opera) that choose to fuck with the format of youtube videos. Fucking retarded shitbreaks! Why did you guys have to get me started?! Now I am also wasting my time on a fucking shit blog, because people apparently don't get how frustrating things can be when idiots run the show!
Look at this fucking thing!:
What is this!?!?!? WHERE IS MY FULL SCREEN!??! GIVE IT BACK TO ME IDIOTS!!!
But not only the full screen has to be fucked, everything has to be fucking idiotic!
See the difference? - If not then start spending some fucking time observing what you are doing when you do something! (Opera is fucked and explore actually works)
Besides the above, of course the godlike addition to cooking, soy sauce, also had to start fucking with me. Or at least when pouring. Poorly designed bottle mouths. Yeah. Why does a soy sauce bottle always have to either only pour 1 fucking drop at a time, or splash half the bottle out so you have it fucking everywhere!??!?!? Who the fuck is it that deserves to be fucked for this idiocy! My little sister could form a bottle of clay and stone, and it would be a thousand times more useful than the shit that is produced - she is 8 - so fuck you fucking bottle designers!
And now I am at it........ ¤&%/#()=?!!!!!!!!
I also hate people walking when they should run. This is something I never thought about until a friend told me about it about a month ago, and I just recently figured out how much I fucking hate it!
"Herpaderp~~ I ran 50 meters and just made the bus, now that the bus has stopped and is waiting, and I only have 5-10 meters to the door, I guess I can walk from here"
NO YOU FUCKING CANNOT!!!!
Do you have a death wish or something!? Selfish retarded bastard. Thinking you own everything and that people always should wait for you, but you know what? When your life depends on you getting on a vehicle I drive, and you stop running just 5 meters before arriving at the doors, I WILL FUCKING LEAVE YOU!!
Yeah, you better not stop running!
Ohh yeah... And the structure of Bureaucracy..... Bureaucracies with never ending applications and formulas, I fucking hate it. Do the people behind it think we have a lifetime to apply for a year studying overseas?! The person who invented this should be %&/#(#% WHFR/()"(=)#
And the people who think it is nice idea to have fucking 24 pieces of paper instead of 3, should reconsider their values in life, because something clearly went wrong.
Do you see!?!?!?!?
Other things like the following just annoy me like shit...
- people who swear, but write "f'ing" or something equally stupid - they should be shot
- people who try to appear tough but have no guts - they should be hanged
- Pineapples (edited) - I hate when people take pineapple at a salad bar, and spill the pineapple juice all over the place and makes everything taste like pineapple. That it fucking annoying - hanged and shot it is
- people who don't respect waiting in lines - should be axed to death
- fuck people who on purpose talk like they are children or anime characters - they should reevaluate their lives and then after realizing they suck, get shot
- Regarding animated cartoons (or whatever it is called in English) - plz start hiring people who can actually draw, or someone to shot you if you don't think it is a good idea
And I fucking also hate people who disagree with shit that is obviously annoying.. Fuckers, get your fucking minds on the right spot.
(this is an extremely exaggerated version of my opinions, I just felt like raging a bit after Opera and soy sauce took away two hours of my evening - so I decided ranting about it should take away another hour )
Last edit: 2012-05-08 17:24:49
Juliette United States. May 08 2012 07:43. Posts 5040
rightclick the "pseudo-fullscreen" player, you should be able to find your way to a button that disables your participation in youtubes html5 player beta. Once you have disabled said beta, all videos you watch will be played back through the normal flash player which fullscreens to your whole screen.
Alternatively, you can f11 your browser window to fullscreen and then fullscreen the html5 video player inside your browser window, resulting in your whole screen being used for video playback just the same.
the reason it "works" in internet explorer is because it doesn't work in internet explorer. That browser doesn't have any html5 support, so the flash player is always used regardless of your beta participation status. It's not operas fault for "fucking with youtube formats", it's youtube's fault for putting you in beta participation without telling you and making both players basically look 100% identical except for very minor differences.
Last edit: 2012-05-08 08:07:27
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ecstatica United States. May 08 2012 08:06. Posts 542
Fuck these idiots that pick a helpless food and hate on it while 99.9% of the world loves it. Sometimes I feel like stuffing all the onions they picked off a pizza into their oversized, deformed whiny mouth
Oh yeah, that soy sauce thing killed me a few times. I swear, it's like the soy sauce makers have a conspiracy going where the bottle design makes you overuse the sauce so much that you are forced to buy more bottles of the stuff more often.
"How are you?" "I am fine, because it is not normal to scream in pain."