Since two arguably godawful songs, Baby and Friday have received StarCraft II parodies, I am surprised that there wasn't one for an equally bad if not worse song.
This will be an idea for a parody of an awful song that turned viral around two years ago. That's right, Jenna Rose - My Jeans
4. S. D, D, D, D.
Staring at the button, I click find match Started making fifteen drones, and now I'll lay down a hatch. I keep watching DayTV; trying to get to Master League And I fail, every game, it's so damn lame.
Now I see, dApollo's in Master League Liquid'Jinro's in Master League Kiwikaki's in Master League I just can't believe I'm not in Master League
Oh, oh, whoaaa Oh, oh, whoaaa Oh, oh, whoaaa That I'm not Master League (long echo of the last two syllables)
That I'm not Master League
Two base all inning on Crevasse, I typed for you a smile I can't believe how cool I'd be if I were promoted now. I'm far too excited, it's on my mind Oh fucking shit I just forgot to make Spines. GG, I can't wait to get in Master League The things I'd do when I'm Master League I'd discuss balance when I'm Master League But I still can't believe I'm not in Master League
VERSE 3 (RAP):
Damn, promoted to Master League, I'm winning every game like DRG Why? I'm fucking Master League. Just got matched with JYP You might see me in a video, 4 - 0ing SjoW. Look, here I go.
4, S, D 4, S, V I just got in Master League Opponent's mad, Cos he played bad Ha ha ha ha, Jack my swag Sticks and stones, May break my bones But my build's new, And yours is just so ooooold So oooooold. So old
VERSE 4 (ANOTHER RAP VERSE):
Oh my, building roach ling, All my opponents typing gg Matter of fact let me make some drones Then you're gonna get owned Rage for the livestream. Leave!
What? This noob was in Grandmaster? What? This noob was in Grandmaster? What? This noob was in Grandmaster? "Dude, he's a fucking map hacker."
Sorry, I was stuck in a daydream Where I'm in the top league My build so clean And I played so good, and I won a Starleague And now those noobs are spamming me. I turn on the TV, who do I see? DRG? JYP? I just can't believe that I'm not Master League
Last edit: 2012-06-01 02:51:24
kamkerx United States. June 01 2012 03:49. Posts 241