lagmaster  United States. June 16 2012 05:07. Posts 282 | Profile Blog # |
First a little back-story. I'm in 3 open relationships right now. There's a black girl who I see pretty frequently, a hungarian girl who I only see when I visit my parents (since she lives near my parents) and a jewish girl who I see maybe once a month.
It was finals week this week and last week the jewish girl and I made plans to get together this week. Now the jewish girl is the pretty kinky. She sucks a mean dick, is down for mostly anything and likes it a little rough. But my relationship with the black girl is the best and while she isn't interested in making our relationship exclusive, if she wanted to then I would stop seeing the other two.
So the jewish girl and I made plans to get together Tuesday night, but the black girl wanted to get together soooo I gave the jewish girl a weak excuse and bailed her. Wednesday night I was super tired and switched between sleeping and playing dota 2.
Thursday night... oh what a night. On thursday night i was playing dota 2 (I was Zeus in that game) with the TLDB group. I was feeling pretty lazy and a bit tired. I received a drunk text from the jewish girl, but I was too busy getting flamed by 5-s to notice. Then at 3 am I received a call from her but I chose to ignore it. I was unshaven, unshowered and too lazy to muster up the effort to make myself look good to go over and fuck her. I played dota 2 until the early hours of the morning, taking small power naps and finally checked my voice mail at 8:30 am this morning (4 hours ago).
The voice mail was left by the jewish girl and her smoking hot roommate who both invited me to a threesome with them.
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Fuck. Shit. Balls. There are not enough expletives for me to exhibit just how stressed I was after hearing this message. I had fucked up and I had fucked up big. I chose to get flamed by 5-s in dota 2 over a threesome (though it was an unknowing choice). I had to find a way to rectify this shitty situation.
I showered, shaved, brushed my teeth, dressed up really nicely and drove down to the liquor market. I bought this wine:
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I drove over to the jewish girl's place and her roommate (the one who had asked for the threesome) answered the door. I asked to see the jewish girl and she said she was asleep. So we sat on the couch and I tried to compose myself. We talked about the voice mail and she laughed and said they were both really drunk when they left it. I gave her the bottle of wine and said if the two of them were messing with me then they succeeded. I had been stressing out about it all morning. If they were messing with me then the bottle of wine is an apologetic gift. If they were serious then the wine is a gift and in the future... who knows.
The roommate laughed and said they were serious but they were both really drunk. We hugged and I walked to the door. I asked her if she would be here over the summer (since I'm taking summer classes). She said she'll be around and then smiled at me and said something that gave me hope.
"Call me sometime."
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| RLTY United States. June 16 2012 05:27. Posts 598 | Profile Blog # |
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 micronesia United States. June 16 2012 05:28. Posts 19347 | Profile Blog # |
I think it's weird that you refer to one of the girls by the country she is from, one girl by her race/color, and one girl by her religion.
Is that the most defining characteristic of each of them??? |
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| Probe1 United States. June 16 2012 05:33. Posts 16445 | Profile Blog # |
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| Kaal Djibouti. June 16 2012 05:47. Posts 1647 | Profile Blog # |
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| Condor Hero United States. June 16 2012 05:51. Posts 2673 | Profile Blog # |
On June 16 2012 05:28 micronesia wrote:
I think it's weird that you refer to one of the girls by the country she is from, one girl by her race/color, and one girl by her religion.
Is that the most defining characteristic of each of them???
That's probably so readers know which one is which.
He could say their names but that's not very useful. |
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| micronesia United States. June 16 2012 05:51. Posts 19347 | Profile Blog # |
On June 16 2012 05:51 Condor Hero wrote:
Show nested quote +On June 16 2012 05:28 micronesia wrote:
I think it's weird that you refer to one of the girls by the country she is from, one girl by her race/color, and one girl by her religion.
Is that the most defining characteristic of each of them???
That's probably so readers know which one is which. He could say their names but that's not very useful.
I'm mostly giving him a hard time, but I think my question still stands  Last edit: 2012-06-16 05:52:12 |
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| MisterD Germany. June 16 2012 05:57. Posts 1338 | Profile Blog # |
return of the brag blogs
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On June 16 2012 05:28 micronesia wrote:
I think it's weird that you refer to one of the girls by the country she is from, one girl by her race/color, and one girl by her religion.
Is that the most defining characteristic of each of them???
maybe hes schizophrenic and it's all the same girl! Last edit: 2012-06-16 05:59:27 |
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| lagmaster United States. June 16 2012 06:01. Posts 282 | Profile Blog # |
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On June 16 2012 05:51 micronesia wrote:
Show nested quote +On June 16 2012 05:51 Condor Hero wrote:
On June 16 2012 05:28 micronesia wrote:
I think it's weird that you refer to one of the girls by the country she is from, one girl by her race/color, and one girl by her religion.
Is that the most defining characteristic of each of them???
That's probably so readers know which one is which. He could say their names but that's not very useful.
I'm mostly giving him a hard time, but I think my question still stands
I meant no disrespect to any of them by describing them in that manner. I felt race/color was a good descriptor. The jewish girl looks very jewish thus I felt it was a good descriptor. I've always been under the impression that the term jewish doubled as both a religion and an ethnic background. I could've described the Hungarian girl as eastern european or white or blonde, but whenever I think of her I think of her thick accent which makes me think of her as the Hungarian girl. |
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| WaveofShadow Canada. June 16 2012 06:23. Posts 5305 | Profile Blog # |
On June 16 2012 06:01 lagmaster wrote:+ Show Spoiler +
On June 16 2012 05:51 micronesia wrote:
Show nested quote +On June 16 2012 05:51 Condor Hero wrote:
On June 16 2012 05:28 micronesia wrote:
I think it's weird that you refer to one of the girls by the country she is from, one girl by her race/color, and one girl by her religion.
Is that the most defining characteristic of each of them???
That's probably so readers know which one is which. He could say their names but that's not very useful.
I'm mostly giving him a hard time, but I think my question still stands
I meant no disrespect to any of them by describing them in that manner. I felt race/color was a good descriptor. The jewish girl looks very jewish thus I felt it was a good descriptor. I've always been under the impression that the term jewish doubled as both a religion and an ethnic background. I could've described the Hungarian girl as eastern european or white or blonde, but whenever I think of her I think of her thick accent which makes me think of her as the Hungarian girl.
'Looks very Jewish?'
I have no idea where to begin on this one. |
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| EdSlyB Portugal. June 16 2012 06:34. Posts 1620 | Profile Blog # |
That wine made my day. LOL
edit! It's my birthday already?! At least in Korea.
30 years old... I'm too old for this shit...HAHA just kidding!!! Still with enough strenght for a ménage à trois ^^Last edit: 2012-06-16 06:36:39 |
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| NB Canada. June 16 2012 06:54. Posts 7007 | Profile Blog # |
I chose to get flamed by 5-s in dota 2
wise choice |
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| lagmaster United States. June 16 2012 06:56. Posts 282 | Profile Blog # |
On June 16 2012 06:23 WaveofShadow wrote:
Show nested quote +On June 16 2012 06:01 lagmaster wrote:+ Show Spoiler +
On June 16 2012 05:51 micronesia wrote:
Show nested quote +On June 16 2012 05:51 Condor Hero wrote:
On June 16 2012 05:28 micronesia wrote:
I think it's weird that you refer to one of the girls by the country she is from, one girl by her race/color, and one girl by her religion.
Is that the most defining characteristic of each of them???
That's probably so readers know which one is which. He could say their names but that's not very useful.
I'm mostly giving him a hard time, but I think my question still stands
I meant no disrespect to any of them by describing them in that manner. I felt race/color was a good descriptor. The jewish girl looks very jewish thus I felt it was a good descriptor. I've always been under the impression that the term jewish doubled as both a religion and an ethnic background. I could've described the Hungarian girl as eastern european or white or blonde, but whenever I think of her I think of her thick accent which makes me think of her as the Hungarian girl.
'Looks very Jewish?' I have no idea where to begin on this one.
Is it that much different from saying someone looks very russian? or very brazilian? If it is please educate me. I'm genuinely curious and if I am being insensitive to someone's culture then I'd like to change that. |
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| HardlyNever United States. June 16 2012 07:01. Posts 892 | Profile Blog # |
On June 16 2012 06:56 lagmaster wrote:
Show nested quote +On June 16 2012 06:23 WaveofShadow wrote:
On June 16 2012 06:01 lagmaster wrote:+ Show Spoiler +
On June 16 2012 05:51 micronesia wrote:
Show nested quote +On June 16 2012 05:51 Condor Hero wrote:
On June 16 2012 05:28 micronesia wrote:
I think it's weird that you refer to one of the girls by the country she is from, one girl by her race/color, and one girl by her religion.
Is that the most defining characteristic of each of them???
That's probably so readers know which one is which. He could say their names but that's not very useful.
I'm mostly giving him a hard time, but I think my question still stands
I meant no disrespect to any of them by describing them in that manner. I felt race/color was a good descriptor. The jewish girl looks very jewish thus I felt it was a good descriptor. I've always been under the impression that the term jewish doubled as both a religion and an ethnic background. I could've described the Hungarian girl as eastern european or white or blonde, but whenever I think of her I think of her thick accent which makes me think of her as the Hungarian girl.
'Looks very Jewish?' I have no idea where to begin on this one.
Is it that much different from saying someone looks very russian? or very brazilian? If it is please educate me. I'm genuinely curious and if I am being insensitive to someone's culture then I'd like to change that.
Yeah, it's a race/ethnicity as well as a religion. There isn't really anything wrong with using it like that, or anything even un-PC about it.
OT: They might have just been trolling you, so I wouldn't worry too much about it. If the opportunity was real, it will come up again. If they were serious and super-sloppy drunk, it wouldn't have been that great anyhow(esp if they were and you weren't). Last edit: 2012-06-16 07:02:58 |
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