Dirty Japanese Words

Long story short. I have a friend who's japanese. He uses a lot of dirty korean words and a lot of cuss words in korean, and he can get away with it because he's japanese. I want to start using dirty/japanese cuss words and say it's okay, I'm not japanese, and have people be okay with it and think it's funny.

Dirty/cuss words and phrases in japanese plz. Details on how to pronounce the words, cuz google doesn't do that. I can't say it wrong and have people go wtf is this kid saying.

Last edit: 2012-07-29 13:50:58

its_Mamur2 Korea (South). July 29 2012 13:25. Posts 45

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I want to know as well now....

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Chairman Ray Canada. July 29 2012 13:26. Posts 7337

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u guys need to watch more anime

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docvoc United States. July 29 2012 13:27. Posts 3446

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this will solve any worries you could ever have, think of any singular word thats dirty and it will tell you it, also I'm not japanese in any way so I can't say anything, but most all asians tend to get very angry when the word "gook" gets thrown around. Its kind of like calling a Jew (like me) a Kike, or whatever the word of choice is

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AnachronisticAnarchy United States. July 29 2012 13:32. Posts 2288

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Feel free to cuss at me anytime now.

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Flip9 Germany. July 29 2012 13:52. Posts 151

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baka

Shana Indonesia. July 29 2012 14:02. Posts 1256

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Few that I know: kuso, aho or omanko

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13_Doomblaze_37 United States. July 29 2012 14:42. Posts 698

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japanese is completely phonetic. Kuso is pronounced Koo-SO
u makes an oo sound. o makes an oh sound, a makes an ah sound, i makes an ee sound, e makes an A sound, like ate.

Really bad curse words in japanese are like idiot (aho), i studied it and i lived there for a bit, but I never learned any bad ones.

urusai means shut up. baka means idiot.

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mizU United States. July 29 2012 15:02. Posts 9976

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Why would you want to learn Japanese cursing? So you can get slapped by someone for using it just to be funny?

Sounds like you should grow up a little.

Imagine if a tourist came up to you and said fuck you bitch.

Haha. Ha. Really funny, right?

You might think it's all right to use with just friends, but it'll end up slipping in public, and you'll regret it.

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dAPhREAk Nauru. July 29 2012 15:03. Posts 8697

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japanese dont have "dirty" words. the worst things are:

omae - you (diminutive)
baka - stupid
baka-yarou - stupid guy
baka tare ga - stupid guy
aho - stupid
kuso - shit
kuso-yarou - shit guy (not as common)
manko - pussy (the actual genitalia, you dont call people this).
kono yarou - "this guy" (diminutive)
koitsu - "this guy" (diminutive)
aitsu - "that guy" (diminutive)
okama - gay (never heard it used as an insult though)

also, dont say these to japanese people. because it doesnt seem like an insult to you, but its not used in regular parlance and can be incredibly insulting to native speakers.

i asked my gf and she said "shine" is bad, but that just means "die" (in a commanding tone).

if you want to learn how to say them with the correct tone, watch this guy's movie: takeshi kitano. "brother" is a great movie.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0222851/

edit: mizu above me is completely correct. but i am only imparting knowledge. if you want to use that knowledge like a retard thats your prerogative. =D

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xmungam United States. July 29 2012 15:24. Posts 1049

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kusai is smelly

thats as dirty as i get!

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TheKwas Iceland. July 29 2012 15:24. Posts 344

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and he can get away with it because he's japanese

If he was actually in Korea, I doubt he could "get away with it" in any situation that wasn't between close friends.

OMin United States. July 29 2012 15:53. Posts 544

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i can help you

so this one kid in middle school taught me how to say stupid shit in japanese so i could go bug my other japanese friend

so here are 3 basic sentence structures that are nice for saying dumb stuff in japanese:
*insert name* wa sanko _____ moteru (so and so has 3 ______)
*insert name* no _____ wa kebukai/oishi/oki desu (so and so has hairy/tasty/big ____)
*insert name* wa _____ motenai (so and so has no _____)

and here are some nouns you can use to fill the _____'s:
-kintama - testicles
-ochingching - penis
-chikubi - nipples
-manko - vagina
-ketsu - ass

so get creative and mix and match whatever you want, it shouldnt be very hard

thats about all i know, but it's all i need to bug my friend

spinesheath Germany. July 29 2012 16:15. Posts 5147

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Stuff like omae and baka gets thrown around a lot in anime, can't be that dirty (addressing a stranger, especially one older than you, with omae probably is quite rude though).
Kisama seems to be quite the insult though. It's a way of addressing people.

Just go here and search for "derog". Should leave you with a bunch of derogative words.

Generally, you can already be very rude by just using inappropriate honorifics, so there's less need for actual cuss words I guess.

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nihoh Australia. July 29 2012 17:19. Posts 937

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Ki-sama, your honour.

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Tasaio Japan. July 29 2012 18:32. Posts 47

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As dAPhREAk says, Japanese don't really have dirty words. The worst ones you hear are like "shit" (kuso). There are no equivalents to the English really dirty words. Recently, you can hear Japanese people using English words instead, like fuck.

Most words like omae and kisama are merely rude ways of addressing people. But, if you say kisama for real you would probably just get laughed at (it has an anime feeling to it).

I just asked my gf and she said the same thing as dAPhREAk's: shine would be the closest word. Also, if you are a middle-school girl you could go for words like kimoi (disgusting).

edit: Obviously, I agree with mizU that you shouldn't be using these and that it's really childish to only learn such words.

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Aerisky United States. July 29 2012 18:34. Posts 9164

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lmao daphreak...and yeah mizu is also right.

Both you and your friend should grow up -__-;; take the high road on this one. Depending on how easily you are amused, it will be funny for maybe 5 minutes before it's just idiotic. I think mizu has some personal irks with it too

but really in any language it's just a silly thing to do.

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Sanctimonius United Kingdom. July 29 2012 19:08. Posts 842

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Finding it more than a little funny that people are putting o- in front of manko and chinchin