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| Xhiwi August 07 2012 06:12. Posts 49 | Profile Blog # |
| Not sure, if good job, bro. But yeah congratulations... |
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| solidbebe Netherlands. August 07 2012 06:13. Posts 3238 | Profile # | |
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| Bunn Estonia. August 07 2012 06:18. Posts 559 | Profile Blog # | |
| | "There are no limits. There are plateaus, but you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. If it kills you, it kills you. A man must constantly exceed his level." - Bruce Lee |
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| DYEAlabaster Canada. August 07 2012 06:23. Posts 992 | Profile Blog # |
| April 24.... to August 7... That's almost 6 months apart brah. What happened between now and then? |
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| Torte de Lini Canada. August 07 2012 06:25. Posts 27084 | Profile Blog # |
Part of me was like, it wasn't that amazing. But I got Laid!! I sort of expected it to change me or some shit. But nothing is really different. huh.
Welcome to the hypersexualized media and sitcoms!
Yes, having sex is awesome, but everyone pre-adolescent movie/show really overhypes it both in the sexual scenes as well as its achievement (It's a lot funnier for those who've had sex and kind of see how funny they make sex to be a socially commending move).
Congratulations! It doesn't change you, nor make you into a man. It just makes a lot of mainstream rap songs insincere.Last edit: 2012-08-07 06:26:12 |
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| QuanticHawk United States. August 07 2012 06:30. Posts 21282 | Profile Blog # |
| congrats you little sex haver you!!! i think you should show her this blog |
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| Boonbag France. August 07 2012 06:32. Posts 2137 | Profile Blog # |
On August 07 2012 06:25 Torte de Lini wrote:
Show nested quote +Part of me was like, it wasn't that amazing. But I got Laid!! I sort of expected it to change me or some shit. But nothing is really different. huh.
Welcome to the hypersexualized media and sitcoms! Yes, having sex is awesome, but everyone pre-adolescent movie/show really overhypes it both in the sexual scenes as well as its achievement (It's a lot funnier for those who've had sex and kind of see how funny they make sex to be a socially commending move). Congratulations! It doesn't change you, nor make you into a man. It just makes a lot of mainstream rap songs insincere.
Is your sex life that shitty ? |
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| solidbebe Netherlands. August 07 2012 06:35. Posts 3238 | Profile # |
On August 07 2012 06:30 Hawk wrote:
congrats you little sex haver you!!! i think you should show her this blog
Now THAT would be awkward.. |
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| Torte de Lini Canada. August 07 2012 06:37. Posts 27084 | Profile Blog # |
On August 07 2012 06:32 Boonbag wrote:
Show nested quote +On August 07 2012 06:25 Torte de Lini wrote:
Part of me was like, it wasn't that amazing. But I got Laid!! I sort of expected it to change me or some shit. But nothing is really different. huh.
Welcome to the hypersexualized media and sitcoms! Yes, having sex is awesome, but everyone pre-adolescent movie/show really overhypes it both in the sexual scenes as well as its achievement (It's a lot funnier for those who've had sex and kind of see how funny they make sex to be a socially commending move). Congratulations! It doesn't change you, nor make you into a man. It just makes a lot of mainstream rap songs insincere.
Is your sex life that shitty ?
Sometimes I use my left-hand |
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| Xhiwi August 07 2012 06:37. Posts 49 | Profile Blog # |
On August 07 2012 06:32 Boonbag wrote:
Is your sex life that shitty ?
Na. He's just right.
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| P7GAB Canada. August 07 2012 06:51. Posts 391 | Profile # |
| was it on your dr pepper bed? ;; Last edit: 2012-08-07 06:51:35 |
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| Motoxpro United States. August 07 2012 06:56. Posts 27 | Profile Blog # |
| Once you get out of bronze it will be better, I promise. |
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| SometimesIworkout Cambodia. August 07 2012 06:56. Posts 75 | Profile # | |
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| HardlyNever United States. August 07 2012 07:01. Posts 892 | Profile Blog # |
On August 07 2012 06:56 Motoxpro wrote:
Once you get out of bronze it will be better, I promise.
This. It doesn't start off that amazing, you have to practice it like anything else. And you need a partner that isn't terrible either.
It can get to that amazing level, but not in the first couple times, generally.Last edit: 2012-08-07 07:02:20 |
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 tofucake United States. August 07 2012 07:02. Posts 11474 | Profile Blog # | |
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 Leth0 August 07 2012 07:08. Posts 856 | Profile # |
"Just had sex, I need to tell the internet".
Idk just seems weird to me to blog about your sex life on a forum that thrives on a computer game. Why not call up a friend.
"Hey man, whatsup"
"Oh nothing. Hey you remember jessica, Chick with that slim ass and huge titties"
"Yea why"
"I totally just hit that shit bro"
**Continued bro talk.
Seems more like what most people do in these types of situations. I understand, it's like a milestone or w/e , but it's kind of creepy that you are sharing with a bunch of random people on the internet as some sort of validation maybe? I don't know.
Congratulations?Last edit: 2012-08-07 07:12:32 |
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| TheLOLas United States. August 07 2012 07:13. Posts 645 | Profile Blog # |
On August 07 2012 06:23 DYEAlabaster wrote:
April 24.... to August 7... That's almost 6 months apart brah. What happened between now and then?
oh shit, sorry i forgot to add this in. There was a period of time where the chick was uncertain (she was also a virgin but thats a really complicated sotry) and then her overprotective parents also made it impossible for us to be together physically. |
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| MassHysteria United States. August 07 2012 07:15. Posts 2219 | Profile # |
| The first time is probably the worse one, so ya I can see how it doesn't feel like much. Now you can start getting less nervous and start experimenting more, which is when the fun really starts my friend. Congrats. |
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| TheLOLas United States. August 07 2012 07:15. Posts 645 | Profile Blog # |
On August 07 2012 07:08 Leth0 wrote:
"Just had sex, I need to tell the internet".
Idk just seems weird to me to blog about your sex life on a forum that thrives on a computer game. Why not call up a friend.
"Hey man, whatsup"
"Oh nothing. Hey you remember jessica, Chick with that slim ass and huge titties"
"Yea why"
"I totally just hit that shit bro"
**Continued bro talk.
Seems more like what most people do in these types of situations. I understand, it's like a milestone or w/e , but it's kind of creepy that you are sharing with a bunch of random people on the internet as some sort of validation maybe? I don't know.
Congratulations?
Don't worry, i also called bro's  |
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