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 TheLOLas   United States. August 07 2012 06:08. Posts 645
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Previous Blog : http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=331777



I just lost my virginity!!!!

Part of me was like, it wasn't that amazing. But I got Laid!! I sort of expected it to change me or some shit. But nothing is really different. huh.
"I have seen the top of the mountain, and you will worship me as though I were a god."

I don't really have much other than that.
The World is a beautiful place.

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 Xhiwi   August 07 2012 06:12. Posts 49
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Not sure, if good job, bro. But yeah congratulations...
-insert kitschy quote here-
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 solidbebe   Netherlands. August 07 2012 06:13. Posts 3238
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congratulations meng
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 Bunn   Estonia. August 07 2012 06:18. Posts 559
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+ Show Spoiler +
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"There are no limits. There are plateaus, but you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. If it kills you, it kills you. A man must constantly exceed his level." - Bruce Lee
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 DYEAlabaster   Canada. August 07 2012 06:23. Posts 992
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April 24.... to August 7... That's almost 6 months apart brah. What happened between now and then?
 
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 Torte de Lini   Canada. August 07 2012 06:25. Posts 27084
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Part of me was like, it wasn't that amazing. But I got Laid!! I sort of expected it to change me or some shit. But nothing is really different. huh.


Welcome to the hypersexualized media and sitcoms!

Yes, having sex is awesome, but everyone pre-adolescent movie/show really overhypes it both in the sexual scenes as well as its achievement (It's a lot funnier for those who've had sex and kind of see how funny they make sex to be a socially commending move).

Congratulations! It doesn't change you, nor make you into a man. It just makes a lot of mainstream rap songs insincere.
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 QuanticHawk   United States. August 07 2012 06:30. Posts 21282
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congrats you little sex haver you!!! i think you should show her this blog
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 Boonbag   France. August 07 2012 06:32. Posts 2137
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On August 07 2012 06:25 Torte de Lini wrote:

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Welcome to the hypersexualized media and sitcoms!

Yes, having sex is awesome, but everyone pre-adolescent movie/show really overhypes it both in the sexual scenes as well as its achievement (It's a lot funnier for those who've had sex and kind of see how funny they make sex to be a socially commending move).

Congratulations! It doesn't change you, nor make you into a man. It just makes a lot of mainstream rap songs insincere.


Is your sex life that shitty ?
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 solidbebe   Netherlands. August 07 2012 06:35. Posts 3238
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On August 07 2012 06:30 Hawk wrote:
congrats you little sex haver you!!! i think you should show her this blog

Now THAT would be awkward..
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 Torte de Lini   Canada. August 07 2012 06:37. Posts 27084
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On August 07 2012 06:32 Boonbag wrote:

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Is your sex life that shitty ?


Sometimes I use my left-hand
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 Xhiwi   August 07 2012 06:37. Posts 49
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On August 07 2012 06:32 Boonbag wrote:

Is your sex life that shitty ?

Na. He's just right.
-insert kitschy quote here-
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 P7GAB   Canada. August 07 2012 06:51. Posts 391
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was it on your dr pepper bed? ;;
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 Motoxpro   United States. August 07 2012 06:56. Posts 27
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Once you get out of bronze it will be better, I promise.
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 SometimesIworkout   Cambodia. August 07 2012 06:56. Posts 75
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nice job
"my upper chest is weak" "you have no upper chest"
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 HardlyNever   United States. August 07 2012 07:01. Posts 892
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On August 07 2012 06:56 Motoxpro wrote:
Once you get out of bronze it will be better, I promise.


This. It doesn't start off that amazing, you have to practice it like anything else. And you need a partner that isn't terrible either.

It can get to that amazing level, but not in the first couple times, generally.
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  tofucake   United States. August 07 2012 07:02. Posts 11474Profile Blog # 
kwark > i will mentor you if you wish, but i'm like the absent drunk father you never wanted
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  Leth0   August 07 2012 07:08. Posts 856Profile # 
"Just had sex, I need to tell the internet".

Idk just seems weird to me to blog about your sex life on a forum that thrives on a computer game. Why not call up a friend.

"Hey man, whatsup"
"Oh nothing. Hey you remember jessica, Chick with that slim ass and huge titties"
"Yea why"
"I totally just hit that shit bro"

**Continued bro talk.


Seems more like what most people do in these types of situations. I understand, it's like a milestone or w/e , but it's kind of creepy that you are sharing with a bunch of random people on the internet as some sort of validation maybe? I don't know.

Congratulations?
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 TheLOLas   United States. August 07 2012 07:13. Posts 645
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On August 07 2012 06:23 DYEAlabaster wrote:
April 24.... to August 7... That's almost 6 months apart brah. What happened between now and then?

oh shit, sorry i forgot to add this in. There was a period of time where the chick was uncertain (she was also a virgin but thats a really complicated sotry) and then her overprotective parents also made it impossible for us to be together physically.
Yes. I am the Doctor Pepper Kid! UGH Fighting! ||||| "I'm Beautiful, why would I give a fuck?" -Day [9] ||| I ♥ Rachel
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 MassHysteria   United States. August 07 2012 07:15. Posts 2219
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The first time is probably the worse one, so ya I can see how it doesn't feel like much. Now you can start getting less nervous and start experimenting more, which is when the fun really starts my friend. Congrats.
At exactly what point do you start to realize that life without knowledge is death in disguise.
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 TheLOLas   United States. August 07 2012 07:15. Posts 645
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On August 07 2012 07:08 Leth0 wrote:
"Just had sex, I need to tell the internet".

Idk just seems weird to me to blog about your sex life on a forum that thrives on a computer game. Why not call up a friend.

"Hey man, whatsup"
"Oh nothing. Hey you remember jessica, Chick with that slim ass and huge titties"
"Yea why"
"I totally just hit that shit bro"

**Continued bro talk.


Seems more like what most people do in these types of situations. I understand, it's like a milestone or w/e , but it's kind of creepy that you are sharing with a bunch of random people on the internet as some sort of validation maybe? I don't know.

Congratulations?

Don't worry, i also called bro's
Yes. I am the Doctor Pepper Kid! UGH Fighting! ||||| "I'm Beautiful, why would I give a fuck?" -Day [9] ||| I ♥ Rachel
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