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| Mr.Bimbles Iceland. August 21 2012 11:37. Posts 383 | Profile Blog # |
*This is not a troll thread*
*Be warned about explicit detail*
I will be mentioning ways to wipe and some story time for those in need.
This ain't a thread were I am going to just crap all over fat people and make fun of them, its just an interesting concept, I had a talk with a morbidly obese friend of mine about how he wipes and how generally the fat people wipe.
And the fact is this simple that they simply can't reach down to the asscrack, simple as that.
He told me that is actually that is really hard to figure out, and when he was young and without stuff like internet and there aren't many obese people in Iceland to talk to about this kind of stuff, he had to figure it out on his own. What he did was fill several bowls of water
and splash water up his as****** and then finish it by rubbing "it" agains't the edge of toilet seat and wiping the toilet seat of when he was about finished.
What he says he does now is that he uses is what a lot of the fat people he knows uses, a barbecue mop. A lot of people don't wipe and if you do that, DON'T! Its actually really harmful you can get severe infections and sores, leading to (in most cases) the hospital.
Some simply use a garden hose/bathtub/shower/cleaning toilets, basically this part is all about water they just find a way to splash some water up there, Note that this is not enough because you can never get enough off you must dry it off with a mop or something because when the water dries off, little poop particles get stuck to your skin and become harmful.
There are nurses that do this for people also, this is really common that a nurse takes care of everything for you, you have to stand on one leg with your other foot on to something though, to spread your buttcheeks apart.
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 Game August 21 2012 11:44. Posts 3026 | Profile Blog # |
I'm 6'7 350, which is obese despite having shoulders twice as broad as my torso, and I wipe just fine. Having played sports with at least 100 obese people, I can also say none of them have ever had a problem wiping. My mother is morbidly obese and wipes like a normal person as well.
I'm assuming you mean males, because it's not socially acceptable for them to sit down and wipe. However, I must say, those little Mexican sized toilet stalls can be a difficulty. You know the ones I'm talking about, where the toilet seat is actually only like 20 inches off the ground, and the walls are compact so you feel half like a sardine in a can of sardines, and half like clothing when you try to compact a box to ship it for less money.
Are Icelandic people some morph of the human race where their arms aren't long enough (ironically, like a Mexican) to function like a normal human being? I've seen people like that and often wondered myself, but in my experience with formidably obese American football linemen and a few outside of sports, absolutely no problems. |
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| Mr.Bimbles Iceland. August 21 2012 11:48. Posts 383 | Profile Blog # |
On August 21 2012 11:44 Game wrote:
I'm 6'7 350, which is obese despite having shoulders twice as broad as my torso, and I wipe just fine. Having played sports with at least 100 obese people, I can also say none of them have ever had a problem wiping. My mother is morbidly obese and wipes like a normal person as well.
I'm assuming you mean males, because it's not socially acceptable for them to sit down and wipe. However, I must say, those little Mexican sized toilet stalls can be a difficulty. You know the ones I'm talking about, where the toilet seat is actually only like 20 inches off the ground, and the walls are compact so you feel half like a sardine in a can of sardines, and half like clothing when you try to compact a box to ship it for less money.
Are Icelandic people some morph of the human race where their arms aren't long enough (ironically, like a Mexican) to function like a normal human being? I've seen people like that and often wondered myself, but in my experience with formidably obese American football linemen and a few outside of sports, absolutely no problems.
If you take what you classify as obese and narrow it down to the 10% fattest. Yes they can't reach there... And people aren't generally advertising if they have difficulty wiping, a lot of the people he and me talked to said that they were doing fine... Either they are... Or... Lying. |
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| MaV_gGSC Canada. August 21 2012 11:52. Posts 1306 | Profile Blog # |
| TL needs a [NSFL] tag :D I puked a little Last edit: 2012-08-21 11:52:19 |
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| puppykiller United States. August 21 2012 11:52. Posts 1954 | Profile Blog # |
| Do you realize how unpleasant it's going to be now, to use a public bathroom with the thought of LRM)Game sinisterly wiping his anus against the toilet seat. He claims his arms large enough to handle the situation but I can still see him doing it just to send a big "fuck you" to the skinny's. |
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| Game August 21 2012 11:53. Posts 3026 | Profile Blog # |
On August 21 2012 11:52 puppykiller wrote:
Do you realize how unpleasant it's going to be now, to use a public bathroom with the thought of LRM)Game sinisterly wiping his anus against the toilet seat. He claims his arms large enough to handle the situation but I can still see him doing it just to send a big "fuck you" to the skinny's.
Wait, skinny people don't do that too? |
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| Mr.Bimbles Iceland. August 21 2012 11:55. Posts 383 | Profile Blog # |
On August 21 2012 11:52 MaV_gGSC wrote:
TL needs a [NSFL] tag :D I puked a little
Well I did warn that this thread contained explicit detail. |
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| Aerisky United States. August 21 2012 12:08. Posts 9223 | Profile Blog # |
What the fuck lol?
Well I guess you learn something every day. I've wondered this as well though.... :S |
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| Roe Canada. August 21 2012 12:14. Posts 5136 | Profile Blog # |
had a little ditty about wiping,
and how reaching the crack was a'piping:
got an old friend named joe,
who was quite the heavy fellow,
and his crack was too far,
so he took an old sock,
and lay in his hammock,
his pants slightly ajar.
And when the time came,
his sock without shame,
was placed right beneath his buttocks.
a lesson be learned:
If y'are obese,
y'may wipe with ease
though yer better to use a poopsock.
/meh |
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| kamkerx August 21 2012 12:15. Posts 239 | Profile Blog # |
| perhaps they could use that european toilet that shoots water up your but to wash it. We have one in my house but it seems to weird to use |
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| Roe Canada. August 21 2012 12:26. Posts 5136 | Profile Blog # |
On August 21 2012 12:15 kamkerx wrote:
perhaps they could use that european toilet that shoots water up your but to wash it. We have one in my house but it seems to weird to use
sounds like a Bidet |
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| Mr.Bimbles Iceland. August 21 2012 12:34. Posts 383 | Profile Blog # |
On August 21 2012 12:15 kamkerx wrote:
perhaps they could use that european toilet that shoots water up your but to wash it. We have one in my house but it seems to weird to use
That is not a possibility for them I'm afraid, due to lack of squirting power isn't enough to rinse all the crap out. Sure it waters you up and makes you all slick and smooth for further wiping, but all-in-all it isn't enough.
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| Shock710 Australia. August 21 2012 12:37. Posts 2925 | Profile Blog # |
Not trolling, serious comment. So i'm sure some of u have noticed that really obese people kinda smell, and i've heard thats it from the excess sweat they produce which have bacteria which causes the smell. But could it also be that they dont "completely" wipe clean? Like u were mentioning that they would have to do all kinds of things to reach "it" maybe they just cant be fucked and do the best they can, which would contribute to the smell i mentioned at first.
Also...WTF with wiping their ass on the toilet seat...wtf...i already cover the toilet seats with tissue paper, oh god...tho thankfully i use the staff bathroom when i'm at uni havent noticed any of them to be obese and plus the janitor cleans it everyday...but still i'm never gonna do a toilet in a fast food restaurant after todayLast edit: 2012-08-21 12:43:31 |
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| Mr.Bimbles Iceland. August 21 2012 12:43. Posts 383 | Profile Blog # |
On August 21 2012 12:37 Shock710 wrote:
Not trolling, serious comment. So i'm sure some of u have noticed that really obese people kinda smell, and i've heard thats it from the excess sweat they produce which have bacteria which causes the smell. But could it also be that they dont "completely" wipe clean? Like u were mentioning that they would have to do all kinds of things to reach "it" maybe they just cant be fucked and do the best they can, which would contribute to the smell i mentioned at first.
Know how when you start wiping, and you wipe there is crap on the toilet paper, you do it again, and there is still crap again and again and again, then its finally gone? Imagine that for them, due to the substance that is poop, its really sticky and it gets into every little hole and skin crack etc. It slithers everywhere and its hard to get off. It is perfectly normal that they can't clean more then about 90%. That is most likely why they stink...
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| Vain Netherlands. August 21 2012 12:48. Posts 1103 | Profile Blog # |
On August 21 2012 11:44 Game wrote:
I'm assuming you mean males, because it's not socially acceptable for them to sit down and wipe. However, I must say, those little Mexican sized toilet stalls can be a difficulty. You know the ones I'm talking about, where the toilet seat is actually only like 20 inches off the ground, and the walls are compact so you feel half like a sardine in a can of sardines, and half like clothing when you try to compact a box to ship it for less money.
wait what. How the fuck are you pooping if not sitting down? This thread is getting wierder with the minute...Last edit: 2012-08-21 12:48:56 |
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| 3FFA United States. August 21 2012 13:07. Posts 2654 | Profile Blog # |
On August 21 2012 12:48 Vain wrote:
Show nested quote +On August 21 2012 11:44 Game wrote:
I'm assuming you mean males, because it's not socially acceptable for them to sit down and wipe. However, I must say, those little Mexican sized toilet stalls can be a difficulty. You know the ones I'm talking about, where the toilet seat is actually only like 20 inches off the ground, and the walls are compact so you feel half like a sardine in a can of sardines, and half like clothing when you try to compact a box to ship it for less money.
wait what. How the fuck are you pooping if not sitting down? This thread is getting wierder with the minute...
Crouch? :o Wait... how did old cavemen do it? And did they wipe?!? Or did they lick it.... hmm.... I shall ponder this until I get a reliable source or two with this information. |
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 EffervescentAureola United States. August 21 2012 13:09. Posts 409 | Profile Blog # |
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| Aerisky United States. August 21 2012 13:12. Posts 9223 | Profile Blog # |
On August 21 2012 13:07 3FFA wrote:
Show nested quote +On August 21 2012 12:48 Vain wrote:
On August 21 2012 11:44 Game wrote:
I'm assuming you mean males, because it's not socially acceptable for them to sit down and wipe. However, I must say, those little Mexican sized toilet stalls can be a difficulty. You know the ones I'm talking about, where the toilet seat is actually only like 20 inches off the ground, and the walls are compact so you feel half like a sardine in a can of sardines, and half like clothing when you try to compact a box to ship it for less money.
wait what. How the fuck are you pooping if not sitting down? This thread is getting wierder with the minute...
Crouch? :o Wait... how did old cavemen do it? And did they wipe?!? Or did they lick it.... hmm.... I shall ponder this until I get a reliable source or two with this information.
Dammit I'm eating dinner and came back to this thread =___=
Also screw them, I sit and wipe. |
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| ieatkids5 United States. August 21 2012 13:14. Posts 4383 | Profile Blog # |
only on TL....
On August 21 2012 13:07 3FFA wrote:
Show nested quote +On August 21 2012 12:48 Vain wrote:
On August 21 2012 11:44 Game wrote:
I'm assuming you mean males, because it's not socially acceptable for them to sit down and wipe. However, I must say, those little Mexican sized toilet stalls can be a difficulty. You know the ones I'm talking about, where the toilet seat is actually only like 20 inches off the ground, and the walls are compact so you feel half like a sardine in a can of sardines, and half like clothing when you try to compact a box to ship it for less money.
wait what. How the fuck are you pooping if not sitting down? This thread is getting wierder with the minute...
Crouch? :o Wait... how did old cavemen do it? And did they wipe?!? Or did they lick it.... hmm.... I shall ponder this until I get a reliable source or two with this information.
they probably used leaves.
anyway, who sits down and wipes? you cant be sitting while you wipe, unless your hand and arm are penetrating the toilet bowl. people normally are in a squat or crouched position when they wipe. |
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| Gene United States. August 21 2012 13:17. Posts 4865 | Profile Blog # |
Oh good. I was wondering when people would objectively discuss random things about overweight people to gossip about, much less it be their intensely personal details of how one uses the toilet.
Douche bags.Last edit: 2012-08-21 13:18:13 |
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