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Illiterate Netherlands. November 09 2012 21:50. Posts 45 Profile Blog #
Terran Commander: I say, it has been quite some time since our ships have been taken down by these suicidal Zerg flyers hasn't it, Dr. Stephenson?Terran Scientist: Why yes it has, Sir. It seems they are no longer a threat. Something new has come along though.Terran Commander: Oh really? Do tell.Terran Scientist: It's a rather large, rotund squid-like being, which seems to have been slightly flattened.Terran Commander: Goodness! It sounds ferocious! How dangerous is it, Stephenson? Describe its weaponry.Terran Scientist: Well, Sir, it spits green blobs of what is presumably acid.Terran Commander: Egad! Surely that can't be all? There must be more to it, or the Zerg would have continued to use their Kamikaze fighters!Terran Scientist: Well yes Sir, it seems they have the capability to be sick all over our spaceships too. Terran Commander : And how damaging is this vomit?Terran Scientist: Well, not at all actually. However it does seem to weaken the armor on our ships. After about half a minute it all drips off though.Terran Commander: Truly a fiersome foe! ____________________________________________________________________________________ TL;DR: A scientist thinks the Corruptor is rather bland.
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Salivanth Australia. November 09 2012 22:41. Posts 818 Profile Blog #
Terran Scientist: However, sir, there is one more thing to report.Terran Commander: Yes, doctor?Terran Scientist: The creature has been known to...change, sir.Terran Commander: Change? Into what?Terran Scientist: A giant flying creature.Terran Commander: That doesn't sound good...Terran Scientist: It wreaks havoc on our ground forces, sir, hurling projectiles at high speed that can hit many of our soldiers at once.Terran Commander: That sounds bad.Terran Scientist: And...sir, the projectiles are somehow ALIVE when they hit the ground! And the creatures fire so many of them that it makes it virtually impossible for our Crucio tanks to escape, and in large numbers, it's impossible to get infantry in range to shoot them.Terran Commander: Sweet mother of GOD.Last edit: 2012-11-09 22:42:17
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docvoc United States. November 10 2012 00:43. Posts 3456 Profile Blog #
On November 09 2012 22:41 Salivanth wrote: Terran Scientist: However, sir, there is one more thing to report.Terran Commander: Yes, doctor?Terran Scientist: The creature has been known to...change, sir.Terran Commander: Change? Into what?Terran Scientist: A giant flying creature.Terran Commander: That doesn't sound good...Terran Scientist: It wreaks havoc on our ground forces, sir, hurling projectiles at high speed that can hit many of our soldiers at once.Terran Commander: That sounds bad.Terran Scientist: And...sir, the projectiles are somehow ALIVE when they hit the ground! And the creatures fire so many of them that it makes it virtually impossible for our Crucio tanks to escape, and in large numbers, it's impossible to get infantry in range to shoot them.Terran Commander: Sweet mother of GOD.Meanwhile in Australia T.T Terran Commander: Sir they have infiltrated Australia!
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Clazziquai10 Singapore. November 10 2012 00:51. Posts 920 Profile Blog #
Terran Commander: Bring out our vikings. We're gonna need every single one of them.Terran Scientist: It's hopeless sir. A new beetle like creature has been created by the swarm, one that is capable of immobilizing anything that we've got to offer using some disgusting fungus and spewing eggs that hatch into infested versions of our OWN MARINES that kills us faster than we kill them..........Terran Commander: SWEEEET MOTHER OF MERCY.....Last edit: 2012-11-10 00:54:08
Gurderoy November 10 2012 01:15. Posts 43 Profile #
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SirJolt Ireland. November 10 2012 01:56. Posts 2192 Profile Blog #
Teamliquid Moderator: What is this... I don't... In my mind, all terran speak with Brood War's stinted, southern accent,
That's a zergling Lester; smaller type of zerg.Last edit: 2012-11-10 02:00:54
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Shady Sands United States. November 10 2012 05:45. Posts 3559 Profile Blog #
On November 10 2012 01:56 SirJolt wrote: Teamliquid Moderator: What is this... I don't...
In my mind, all terran speak with Brood War's stinted, southern accent,
Marine 1: Hey, are we really gonna blow this place? Marine 2: Only if we see a zerg! Marine 3: I got your zerg right here... heh heh... glug glug glug Sunken colony/spinecrawler: *thwack*
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CoughingHydra November 10 2012 06:05. Posts 57 Profile #
On November 10 2012 05:45 Shady Sands wrote: Show nested quote + On November 10 2012 01:56 SirJolt wrote: Teamliquid Moderator: What is this... I don't...
In my mind, all terran speak with Brood War's stinted, southern accent,
That's a zergling Lester; smaller type of zerg.Show nested quote + Marine 1: Hey, are we really gonna blow this place? Marine 2: Only if we see a zerg! Marine 3: I got your zerg right here... heh heh... glug glug glug Sunken colony/spinecrawler: *thwack*
Whoa, that was a sunken? That part always confused me but sunken makes so much more sense than anything else!
iKill Denmark. November 10 2012 07:09. Posts 781 Profile Blog #
On November 10 2012 06:05 CoughingHydra wrote: Show nested quote + On November 10 2012 05:45 Shady Sands wrote: On November 10 2012 01:56 SirJolt wrote: Teamliquid Moderator: What is this... I don't...
In my mind, all terran speak with Brood War's stinted, southern accent,
That's a zergling Lester; smaller type of zerg.
Marine 1: Hey, are we really gonna blow this place? Marine 2: Only if we see a zerg! Marine 3: I got your zerg right here... heh heh... glug glug glug Sunken colony/spinecrawler: *thwack*Whoa, that was a sunken? That part always confused me but sunken makes so much more sense than anything else!
To be fair, the sunken colony is basically an immobile lurker.
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WolfintheSheep Canada. November 10 2012 08:29. Posts 1740 Profile #
On November 10 2012 06:05 CoughingHydra wrote: Show nested quote + On November 10 2012 05:45 Shady Sands wrote: On November 10 2012 01:56 SirJolt wrote: Teamliquid Moderator: What is this... I don't...
In my mind, all terran speak with Brood War's stinted, southern accent,
That's a zergling Lester; smaller type of zerg.
Marine 1: Hey, are we really gonna blow this place? Marine 2: Only if we see a zerg! Marine 3: I got your zerg right here... heh heh... glug glug glug Sunken colony/spinecrawler: *thwack*Whoa, that was a sunken? That part always confused me but sunken makes so much more sense than anything else!
I always assumed it was a Hydralisk claw/arm thingy.
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Cyber_Cheese Australia. November 10 2012 08:57. Posts 3597 Profile Blog #
On November 10 2012 08:29 WolfintheSheep wrote: Show nested quote + On November 10 2012 06:05 CoughingHydra wrote: On November 10 2012 05:45 Shady Sands wrote: On November 10 2012 01:56 SirJolt wrote: Teamliquid Moderator: What is this... I don't...
In my mind, all terran speak with Brood War's stinted, southern accent,
That's a zergling Lester; smaller type of zerg.
Marine 1: Hey, are we really gonna blow this place? Marine 2: Only if we see a zerg! Marine 3: I got your zerg right here... heh heh... glug glug glug Sunken colony/spinecrawler: *thwack*Whoa, that was a sunken? That part always confused me but sunken makes so much more sense than anything else!
I always assumed it was a Hydralisk claw/arm thingy.
Can someone linky the cinematic? I'm 90% sure I know what you're talking about, and I could have sworn it was a hydra.
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sorrowptoss Canada. November 10 2012 10:05. Posts 999 Profile Blog #
On November 10 2012 07:09 iKill wrote: Show nested quote + On November 10 2012 06:05 CoughingHydra wrote: On November 10 2012 05:45 Shady Sands wrote: On November 10 2012 01:56 SirJolt wrote: Teamliquid Moderator: What is this... I don't...
In my mind, all terran speak with Brood War's stinted, southern accent,
That's a zergling Lester; smaller type of zerg.
Marine 1: Hey, are we really gonna blow this place? Marine 2: Only if we see a zerg! Marine 3: I got your zerg right here... heh heh... glug glug glug Sunken colony/spinecrawler: *thwack*Whoa, that was a sunken? That part always confused me but sunken makes so much more sense than anything else!
To be fair, the sunken colony is basically an immobile lurker.
Lurkers have area of effect, no?
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Azera November 10 2012 10:32. Posts 3365 Profile Blog #
Aww make it to a full blown story!
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WolfintheSheep Canada. November 10 2012 10:52. Posts 1740 Profile #
On November 10 2012 08:57 Cyber_Cheese wrote: Show nested quote + On November 10 2012 08:29 WolfintheSheep wrote: On November 10 2012 06:05 CoughingHydra wrote: On November 10 2012 05:45 Shady Sands wrote: On November 10 2012 01:56 SirJolt wrote: Teamliquid Moderator: What is this... I don't...
In my mind, all terran speak with Brood War's stinted, southern accent,
That's a zergling Lester; smaller type of zerg.
Marine 1: Hey, are we really gonna blow this place? Marine 2: Only if we see a zerg! Marine 3: I got your zerg right here... heh heh... glug glug glug Sunken colony/spinecrawler: *thwack*Whoa, that was a sunken? That part always confused me but sunken makes so much more sense than anything else!
I always assumed it was a Hydralisk claw/arm thingy.
Can someone linky the cinematic? I'm 90% sure I know what you're talking about, and I could have sworn it was a hydra.
VIDEO Relevant scene at 2:22. Definitely a Hydra.
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iKill Denmark. November 10 2012 23:02. Posts 781 Profile Blog #
Definitely a hydra, yeah.
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