[F]4:Crispy Fish Cakes

Fblog Session 4:
Crispy Fish Cakes

Crispy fish cakes? Is there any other type of fish cake? Well there are, just not edible ones. I just needed to pad out the title with an attractive adjective so people will read this blog. Did I getcha? Good.

Wait! Don't run away! What I'm technically going to show you is "chipotle fish cakes with mango pico de gallo". It actually tastes pretty good. Much better than the frozen pizzas and hot pockets I've been eating in between being too lazy to cook. And probably better than that raw, half-frozen drumstick you're gnawing on right now too, since that was all that's left in your fridge on a Wednesday night and you can't be arsed to go out into the cold after a hard day's work to buy real food.

This shit is legit. Buy the ingredients over the weekend and spend a couple of hours to make something nice.

Ingredients

A lot of people don't seem to like fish. That's because they suck.

Total Prep & Wait Time: 2 hours
Serves 2-3

Fish Cakes:
1 lb boneless fish fillets*
2 tbsp chipotle mayonnaise or spread**
3 tbsp scallions
4 tbsp cilantro, parsley, or dill
1 tbsp minced red pepper***
2 tbsp minced celery
3 tbsp shredded parmesan cheese
1 garlic clove, minced
1 tbsp salt
1 tsp pepper
1/2 beaten egg
2-8 tbsp panko bread crumbs
1 tbsp butter
1 tbsp cooking oil
1 1/2 cups panko, for coating

Mango Pico:
1/2 large ripe mango
1/2 medium yellow onion
4 small or 2-3 medium tomatoes
1 large lemon
1/2 tbsp salt
1 tsp pepper
3 tbsp cilantro (fresh coriander)

*Can be any white-meat fish, salmon, or crab meat
**Any chipotle flavored mayonnaise or spread can do. Lacking that, you can try using ranch or a mayonnaise and mustard combination.
***I used green because red is currently prohibitively expensive where I live. Red is more flavorful and adds better color.

Cooking

For once we can start with cooking before prep. Get all your ingredients out and have your fish on hand. Add oil and butter to a pan over medium-high heat. Melt the butter and let the large bubbles dissipate. Cook the fish until it is just done, salt and peppering it on both sides. Place the cooked fish into a large bowl and set aside. Reserve the pan and the oil.

Allegedly, Osama Bin Laden is sleeping with the fishes nowadays. In a few years, we fish eaters may all have a small piece of Bin Laden in us. Think happy thoughts.

As the fish is cooking, get out your small tidbits of vegetables (scallions, celery, garlic, and pepper) and mince them. The pieces should be about 1/8 of an inch or 1/3 cm in size.

If eating things that eat things that eat decomposing human beings is the cycle of life, then Soylent Green is just cutting out the middleman. Or middleanimal, as it were.

Saute the vegetables in the same pan as the fish for about five minutes, until softened. Place them into the bowl with the fish. Add all of the other ingredients except bread crumbs. Add 2 tablespoons of breadcrumbs and mash everything together. You want to break up all of the fish into very small pieces, but not completely mashed.

For a group of people who don't like cannibalism, Americans sure love zombies.

Ideally at this point, your mixture should be dry enough to form into cakes with only 2 tablespoons of bread crumbs. However, depending on the moisture of the fish, this may not be the case. Add bread crumbs a tablespoon at a time until you can just form 4-8 delicate cakes. Try to use as little bread crumbs as possible. (For reference I used about 5 tablespoons and came out with 6 cakes)

Dump 1 1/2 cups of panko bread crumbs into a container and use them to coat your fish cakes. Set the cakes aside. When all the cakes have been formed, pour all of the remaining bread crumbs on top of the cakes to coat them and prevent them from drying out. Refrigerate for at least 1-2 hours to allow cakes to firm up before cooking.

Not that I endorse cannibalism, just observing how things turned out regarding this topic while showing you how to make food. You are what you eat and all that, right?

Right! As the fish cakes refrigerate, we can move on to the pico. Pico de gallo is very easy to make, delicious, and refreshing. It is an excellent relish that goes along with many savory dishes. Gather together all the fruits and vegetables you need, and a container to hold the pico.

Just think of this as an awkward conversation I'm having with myself that you can't help but overhear.

Small dice your tomato, mango, and onion. Place them into the container. Roll your lemon around while applying pressure to help loosen up the juices. Cut it in half and squeeze the juice into your pico. Be careful with the lemon! If it has seeds in it, you should squeeze the juice into another container and do something about the seeds before adding the juice into the pico. Roughly chop your fresh cilantro and add it to the pico. Add salt and pepper to taste, then refrigerate the pico to let it marinate together.

Look at the pretty colors! If you're colorblind, that last sentence probably didn't mean much to you.

When the fish cakes are ready to cook, bring them out. Heat equal parts 2 tbsp butter and 2 tbsp oil in a non-stick pan over medium heat. Cook the fish cakes for about 4-5 minutes per side, until golden brown. Serve immediately with pico on the side.

The Result

Anyways, forget about all the cannibalism talk earlier. God only knows how many parts of dead babies, grandmas, and other human beings you've indirectly ingested.

Wow, right? These actually turned out way better than I expected. They're crispy on the outside, and filled with savory, juicy fish on the inside. The chipotle adds a ton of flavor while the pico de gallo is a perfect pairing. I'm completely gushing right now, but probably only because I haven't cooked anything this good in a while. There's no shame in that. It's good stuff, and very easy to make. If you like fish, or if you don't dislike fish, you owe it to yourself to try this.

Well, yet another cooking adventure has reached its end. All that remains is for YOU to ask any question (about fish, cannibalism, or otherwise) or leave any comment that pleases you. You can find past food blogs that I've written at my main blog,

http://foodinmind.wordpress.com

Until next time, if your Grandma falls off a boat and drowns you may wish to stick to farm raised for a while. Cheers!

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JOJOsc2news February 07 2013 18:25. Posts 2999

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Wow dude, the crispy fish cakes look delicious. Great blog!

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derpface Sweden. February 07 2013 23:49. Posts 795

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HOLY SHIT, that made me so fooddamn hungry!! Looks amazing

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QuanticHawk United States. February 08 2013 00:57. Posts 21282

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I really like the fish cakes and the pico, esp the cakes with chiptole mayo. Pico with mango is always awesome. But arent most crab or fish cake recipes served with a dipping sauce as well?? I have never had with pico.

Anywho, I could be totally wrong and outside of that question, your cakes and pico look lovely.

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mordek United States. February 08 2013 01:56. Posts 3318

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The running dialogue was very entertaining. I'm also very very hungry.

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kierpanda United States. February 08 2013 03:43. Posts 598

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Nice blog! :D

(also followed you on wordpress)

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isleyofthenorth Austria. February 08 2013 03:47. Posts 836

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i agree people that dont like fish suck bigtime :D

Newbistic China. February 08 2013 04:39. Posts 2911

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On February 08 2013 00:57 QuanticHawk wrote:
I really like the fish cakes and the pico, esp the cakes with chiptole mayo. Pico with mango is always awesome. But arent most crab or fish cake recipes served with a dipping sauce as well?? I have never had with pico.

Anywho, I could be totally wrong and outside of that question, your cakes and pico look lovely.

Yes. You are right, fish cakes can be served with a dipping sauce and/or pico. I was originally planning to do something like a more regular fish cake served with a mango-chipotle dip, but realized I didn't have the tools to puree mango. This keeps it simple but is still tasty in its own right.

On February 08 2013 03:43 kierpanda wrote:
Nice blog! :D

(also followed you on wordpress)

Thanks! I love reading your blog as well.

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QuanticHawk United States. February 08 2013 06:16. Posts 21282

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mango-chipotle dip sounds insanely good. But I will take your word on the pico. Book marking for future use.

one other question: I've got some of those prepackaged frozen tilapia bags that I my mother never used so I stole a while back. Granted, fresh is obviously miles better, but I think it's safe to assume taht since these things would be fairly seasoned they would taste fine, correct?

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Newbistic China. February 08 2013 07:01. Posts 2911

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Yeah, they will be fine. I used frozen tilapia myself since fresh fish is crazy expensive. The chipotle will help further mask any fish smells.

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snively United States. February 08 2013 07:25. Posts 1083

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ahaha, the captions on the pictures xD

i went down and read just the captions before going back and actually reading the recipe xD

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