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 Klogon US of A. June 06 2007 23:24. Posts 12421 | Profile Blog |
I'm going to use this place to share and store some of my blog posts that I want to keep a better record of. So here we go:
Here at University of Pennsylvania, there's just a few things I have to point out about a few men's restrooms on campus. First of all, let's start with our favorite building of all time, the infamous DRL. Yeah, David Rittenhouse Laboratories - the math/physics building there's sooo far away and is soooo crappy. I hate that place for many reasons, but the bathroom certainly makes hating it easier. You see, this bathroom is so weird, awkward, and dirty, that I never see anybody using it. But when they do come in to use it, there is mutual acknowledgment between two men that the situation is slightly awkward. This is why:
 Now, I don't want to just give it away, so just look at the picture and then think to yourself "why would Hyun be complaining about this?"
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Done? Well, it's because... you're just standing in the middle of the freakin' bathroom while you take a pee because of the ridiculously shaped urinals. The picture is taken from the perspective of a person who just entered the door and turned right into the bathroom to see... yes, this image. Now imagine a man standing before one of these porcelain bowls and relieving himself... there can be no other result other than pure awkwardness. There are actually many bathrooms across America that is like this and makes you stand in the middle of the room while you pee. I hate every single one of those.
And this next one isn't so much awkward, but just a crazy bathroom...
 So this is in Williams Hall. Take a look at that picture and tell me what is wrong with it (try to ignore the dashing young man with the camera).
If you happened to be smart, you'd have noticed that the urinal is between two stalls. Yes, ladies and gentlemen. It isn't like normal bathrooms where there is a section for urinals and then a section for stalls. This bathroom goes urinal-stall-urinal-stall (there is one more urinal to the left of the picture that didn't fit).
HOW WEIRD, huh? I mean, it's crazy! Imagine being in the middle stall and as you're trying to take a crap, people are walking around you to take a piss. In and out, in and out. A man might become so self conscious and kind of weirded out that he might develop slight constipation and thus have a hard time dropping that load. One thing that Brian Lee pointed out, though, is that this system saves material and space, but I say that is arguable, too.
Penn has some of the weirdest stuff, I tell ya. But at least we don't have one of these:
Asian style...
Those are actually the worst. I HATE those.
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 dronebabo Japan. June 07 2007 00:05. Posts 9999 | Profile Blog |
| hahaha OH MY GOD what a urinal |
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 Locked United States. June 07 2007 07:03. Posts 4005 | Profile |
| rofl urinals in stalls that's amazing |
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 ilovezil United States. June 07 2007 07:12. Posts 3572 | Profile Blog |
The one I visited wasn't so bad.
But meh...you'd think that one of the ivy leagues would have bathrooms fit for a king. |
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 thedeadhaji June 12 2007 09:16. Posts 26538 | Profile Blog |
dude I think I used a urinal like that in the UK the other day.
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 Physician  United States. June 12 2007 17:35. Posts 4000 | Profile Blog |
"Penn has some of the weirdest stuff, I tell ya."
dang! you can really say that twice.. odd for the US where everything tends to be standardized.
Last edit: 2007-06-12 17:37:04 |
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 CharlieMurphy United States. November 03 2007 19:11. Posts 17055 | Profile Blog |
Damn dude you have a fetish for bathrooms and shit stories or something don't you?
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