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 Klogon US of A. June 06 2007 23:52. Posts 12421 | Profile Blog |
So I haven't updated this baby in a while so I have decided to award you all with a juicy story that seriously nobody has ever heard before. This story is about as virgin as they come. Yes, sometimes I do go overboard with my excitement and exhaust certain stories like a CD player on repeat, but this cute little story has never been uttered. So bust out your popcorn and prepare:
Picture a small, nerdy 11-12 year old Korean boy. Naturally, at this age, I wasn't exactly the social superstar I am now and was really awkward at times. I would hide my lack of social skills with obnoxious and immature behavior or by just being really, really quiet. And obviously, I had not really discovered or really understood the estrogen-filled world of women yet (not that any man can REALLY understand those drama Queens). But basically, I looked like this:
Actually, that's when I'm like a year or so younger, but just pretend with me, okay?
So anyways, I'm basically just an innocent boy who loves playing Starcraft. One random day, while I was probably browsing forums or playing Starcraft, somebody with a screen name like "CuuTte KitTy" or something messaged me (I can't remember the exact name) on AIM. It was obviously a girl.
CuuTte KitTy (or something): hi hyun!
Colorful, girly fonts with a girly name just messaged me. I sat back and stared at my screen. Who was this person and how dare she interrupt me from owning n00bs? I didn't have time for this, but I decided to shoot back a few messages between games so I could find out who it was. So I say "hey" and left for a game. When I came back 20 minutes later, she had written a book in reply but still no identification. So I just simply said "who is this?" and went back to Battle.Net to play another game. When I came back a full hour later, she told me her first and last name but I had no idea who she was. She had also written volume two of her book that she started earlier, but then logged off.
So I was just looking at it all and I still had no idea who this chick was. She obviously went to my school but I didn't recognize her name at all (which is probably why I don't remember it today). But meh, I had bigger problem to worry about, such as how to tackle my Zerg vs Protoss on island maps, so I went back to that. Never did the thought of sharing this with friends to ask who it was cross my mind. I thought the situation was pretty wierd but just kept it to myself.
Over the next several weeks, this girl keeps messaging and then eventually I start replying. The whole time, I have no clue who she is and it got to the point where I would feel bad to ask, so I didn't. I just kept up awesome conversation with my unmatched wit and humor for weeks. Funny thing is, even after all this, this girl wouldn't show her face to me at school so I had no way of finding out. Or she MIGHT have said hi and stuff and I just pretended to know her... who knows. But yeah... I really didn't care too much to find out -- talking to her was just another way to killing time so I just did it without thinking much -- I had to figure out how to beat Sam's new Terran vs Zerg strategy he pulled on me so that took away all my attention.
And then one day, during the middle of a stupid middle school conversation, she goes: (my screen name was Daam Beh back in that day, which means cigarettes in Korean... yeah, remember when I was a rebel? Yeah... I thought my screen name was sooooo coool. How things have changed... ;D)
CuuTte KitTy (or something): hey... so... do you have a girl friend?
Daam Beh: nope
CuuTte KitTy (or something): do u want to go out with me?
And there it was. THE QUESTION. My adrenaline started pumping and head started to spin in a tornado of thoughts. Is she serious? Wait, who is this again? Omg I don't even know who this is! Hmmm could this be a trick by my friends? Wow, I should say something! What should I say! Why does she like me?! How come I couldn't pick up on this?! I wish I knew who she was!
But I had to reply quick. I knew more than a 20 second delay would be bad. So based on my quick crude calculations, I decided it was best to decline the offer.
Daam Beh: hmm... no, sorry
CuuTte KitTy (or something): y not?!
Daam Beh: umm I don't really know...
Let's think about this... I wasn't about to say "well for one, I don't know you!" so... I was speechless. And then she does this:
CuuTte KitTy (or something): come on baby
CuuTte KitTy (or something): i can please u in ways
CuuTte KitTy (or something): that you never imagined
CuuTte KitTy (or something): just give me a chance...
CuuTte KitTy (or something): i will give you anything you want from me... anything
Now, I'm a little, innocent Korean boy who hasn't even really thought about girls at all and THIS happens. I was speechless before but now I couldn't even really think straight. What was going on! While glancing over my shoulder to make sure my brother (who was watching TV the same room) wasn't reading my conversation, I just awkwardly replied:
Daam Beh: umm I don't really know...
And then she was just lost and rejected and was like "gosh!" and logged off. After that, I saw her online a lot, but never talked to her again. Sometimes I wish I remembered her name so I could look it up in my year book. Even if i had her screen name, I might be able to google it or facebook search it, but no. This strange girl will forever remain a shrouded mystery deep within the depths of my memory.
Not very exciting, but maybe a little cute. Pathetic? Maybe. But at least it has never been spoken of until this day. Maybe I'll tell more of these later.
EDIT: Okay, I think I was actually like 13-14.
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 SiZ.FaNtAsY United States. June 06 2007 23:56. Posts 1263 | Profile Blog |
You know it could be one of your friends playing with you ^^
But what do I know, I'm having girl problems XD |
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| Klogon US of A. June 07 2007 00:06. Posts 12421 | Profile Blog |
| I doubt it. First of all, friend would have fessed up for it by now (given I didn't say a word about it for YEARS and we love gloating at each other) and at the time, I kind of had an idea who it might be (narrowed it down to a social group of about 4 of them but never got their names down) |
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 dronebabo Japan. June 07 2007 00:09. Posts 9999 | Profile Blog |
WEAK KLOGON!!!
but great storyLast edit: 2007-06-07 00:09:25 |
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| Klogon US of A. June 07 2007 00:11. Posts 12421 | Profile Blog |
Yeah, I was one big vagina back then.
The Klogon of today would destroy that unconfident little boy. |
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 Sigrun United States. June 07 2007 01:07. Posts 1311 | Profile Blog |
| Great story! Keep 'em coming XD. |
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 gokai United States. June 07 2007 06:14. Posts 645 | Profile Blog |
Did she actually say the last part? Because I can't imagine any girl saying that seriously.
Well, great writing none the less. |
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 Kennigit Canada. June 18 2007 17:29. Posts 11730 | Profile Blog |
18-19?  haha i enjoyed that |
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| Klogon US of A. June 18 2007 20:59. Posts 12421 | Profile Blog |
On June 07 2007 06:14 gokai wrote:
Did she actually say the last part? Because I can't imagine any girl saying that seriously.
Well, great writing none the less.
It was something close to that. I do distinctly remember the "I can please you in ways you never imagined" and to "let me do it for you once". |
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| Xeofreestyler Belgium. June 19 2007 09:44. Posts 5739 | Profile Blog |
Wait and that girl was 13-14?
what a whore |
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