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semioldguy United States. August 26 2008 09:25. Posts 7264

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Girl and SHIRTS!
semioldguy

I invited her over to a small party at our place. one of our friends is leaving to China for a year and a group of us were getting together as part of her send-off. With some debate we decided on a place for dinner and all headed off for that, staying until the place closed.

After dinner the lot of us made the trek to a Korean karaoke house for more drinks and lots of other fun. We stayed there until they closed as well. She sang a couple songs with me. When we left I took her and one of her friends back to my place where the three of us hung out for a bit, all still under a bit of alcohol influence.

A little after 3am she decides to walk her friend home as she always does when the both of them are over here, she lives about a block from me. I tell her to stop by on her way back to her car.

She comes back and spends the night with me, which was a lot of fun. We woke up and watched a movie, snuggling on the couch before going to a late breakfast together. We came back and played a game together a few times (I always won). She had to get home though as she didn't have any spare clothes here and needed to meet a friend for coffee later in the day.

I still like her, and she likes me as well (or at least it would seem so based on the interaction together we tend to have). She departed and I went to investigate a box in my living room....

Rewind a bit, back to the snuggling and movie-watching. There is a knock on the door at precisely 10:30am. the FedEx man has a package...
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I carefully wield my pair of orange scissors and delicately slice open the box that has come all the way from South Korea. I know exactly what is inside and I don't know how to contain my excitement. I lift the flaps of the cardboard box and am greeted by an orgasmic sight.
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Without changing my pants I pull the box onto the floor and gently stroke the packaging of the top shirt. It caresses me back with an indescribable bliss. In return I free it from the box and begin freeing the other shirts as well. At last they all lay around me on my floor.

I begin to imagine spending the rest of my life together with these shirts, but that is just a dream. Soon they will all be claimed and shipped out across the continent to find new lovers with souls in need of caressing. And they will live and create happy lives beyond my apartment.

But for now I bask in the wonderment of being surrounded by so many of them!

Note: We will make a newspost with details of when the lottery will be within the next few days so you don't need to spam f5 in hopes of getting one. We want to try to make it as fair as possible for everyone who wants to get one.

To help get these to as many people who want them, no one will be able to purchase more than one shirt.

Last edit: 2008-08-26 10:00:35

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

YPang United States. August 26 2008 09:28. Posts 3911

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I LOVE YOU! yes once i get mine, i'll sleep with it everyday and wear it daily, until people stop asking "what is cj entus?"

#1 Peru Hater | sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T

Agavond August 26 2008 09:31. Posts 448

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Girls and shirts...Didn't think it was going to be quite direct.

O.oSins Since Op Cal

il0seonpurpose Korea (South). August 26 2008 09:46. Posts 5636

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NIce and nice!

DanceCommander United States. August 26 2008 09:52. Posts 1801

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What the fuck where can we get one

edit: I fucking want one NAO

Last edit: 2008-08-26 09:52:31

pinenamu United States. August 26 2008 09:53. Posts 768

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Are all the staff members getting boxes of shirts O_O?

semioldguy United States. August 26 2008 09:54. Posts 7264

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On August 26 2008 09:53 JinSol wrote:
Are all the staff members getting boxes of shirts O_O?

No. We had one shipment to North America and one shipment to Europe.

Last edit: 2008-08-26 09:55:03

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

MeriaDoKk Chile. August 26 2008 10:05. Posts 1688

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That looks soooooooooo sexy

Crisis_ United States. August 26 2008 10:18. Posts 165

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Nice. Even the CJ Entus shirts get more intimacy than that girl.

Equinox_kr United States. August 26 2008 10:29. Posts 7391

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I still think postcount should be considered ^_^

^-^

YPang United States. August 26 2008 10:30. Posts 3911

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Note: We will make a newspost with details of when the lottery will be within the next few days so you don't need to spam f5 in hopes of getting one. We want to try to make it as fair as possible for everyone who wants to get one.

To help get these to as many people who want them, no one will be able to purchase more than one shirt.

question: lottery as in literally you putting the names of people who says they'll get one definatly, and then drawing it out?

Or is it going to be like first come first serve thing?

#1 Peru Hater | sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T

FakeSteve[TPR] Valhalla. August 26 2008 10:39. Posts 17062

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On August 26 2008 10:30 YanGpaN wrote:

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question: lottery as in literally you putting the names of people who says they'll get one definatly, and then drawing it out?

Or is it going to be like first come first serve thing?

yes, a lottery like that. We don't really see any other fair way to distrubute something in such short supply with such high demand

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il0seonpurpose Korea (South). August 26 2008 10:43. Posts 5636

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So theres gonna be a lottery and then you can choose to buy it? How much?

prOxi.swAMi Australia. August 26 2008 10:47. Posts 2990

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I wonder how many faggots will try to enter the raffle multiple times -_-

AKA WonderBoy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ http://www.proxiteam.net

Jibba United States. August 26 2008 11:01. Posts 20178

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Can you give us the measurements (not just sizes) so we know what we're buying?

Now I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat

XCetron August 26 2008 11:10. Posts 5192

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Where do you live, if possible could I request special shipping methods or maybe pick it up myself if feasible?

talismania United States. August 26 2008 11:17. Posts 2364

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On August 26 2008 10:47 prOxi.swAMi wrote:
I wonder how many faggots will try to enter the raffle multiple times -_-

I'm sure that they will impose a join date restriction on it.

YPang United States. August 26 2008 11:19. Posts 3911

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On August 26 2008 11:17 talismania wrote:

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I'm sure that they will impose a join date restriction on it.

QUICK Create multiple accoutns now before its too late!!

#1 Peru Hater | sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T

Ozarugold August 26 2008 11:21. Posts 2716

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There's a rumor going around that Savior put most of his gosu powers inside these shirts and that's why he was in a slump. Then his fans started harassing him about his lack of gosu-ness so he took some shirts and reabsorbed his gosu powers and that's why there are only limited numbers.

this is my quote.

D00dles Cambodia. August 26 2008 11:25. Posts 217

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Wow that's sick.

"This. How people cant see it is beyond me... how making a copy of something is stealing is also beyond me. Is it stealing to make a photo copy of a book?" - HuskyTheHusky

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