 Kennigit Canada. September 06 2008 15:25. Posts 11730 | Profile Blog |
Someone did something to me....you know who you are....my game has been ruined. Before i could walk into club, systematically judge girls, my chances, and my desperation and with 99% ration destroyed that. Mostly my fault for getting involved. That being said here is my story for the night. I think there will be a moral at the end.
So i think ive been on the very first super hard rebound of my life but its back firing on me. I was at a...upscale club in my town where theres a little bit of a dress code, the girls are a little classier etc.
So i went to meet some friends from highschool just for a super fun time. Knowing my......history....they said "Kennigit, i will give you a bottle of Crown Royal (i had seen said bottle) and i drink each (4 drinks total) to go pick up the fattest girl in this bar.
Being Kennigit my immediate reaction was LOLOLLOOOOLOLOLLOL THIS WILL BE HILARIOUS.....but for the first time in my life i started thinking about the girl's feelings...feeling bad for thinking of treating her like a piece of meat. I followed this up with 4 Double rum and cokes. I was good to go.
I scoped my target and her friends. I should a) not have approached drunk b) no approached without a wingman c) not approached on the dance floor.
This is what happens when you "try to pick up" when you've been drinking. Don't do it sirs.
I followed standard game of winning her friends first but they saw right through my game, realizing how drunk i was and seeing me looking at my friends and smirking at them...they were on guard. i was fucked. Being kennigit i couldn't stop now and had to push forward.
I turned to the target and pushed in. I would say worst move of my life but i wasn't....it was just a bad bad bad move in a series of other bad moves lololol. Her friends come up to me "we know what you are doing. You think you are hot shit and are trying to pick her up for a bet. Well fuck you"
...........i was speechless......wow.....i hadn't pulled this kind of stupid shit in years and knew not to do it a) morally b)with friends c) around other girls d)after her
I have to wake up in 3.5 hours. Its going to be awful.
If YOU are reading this....you know what i said was true, take the rest with salt.
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 Piste Finland. September 06 2008 15:30. Posts 2644 | Profile Blog | |
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 geometryb United States. September 06 2008 15:32. Posts 1141 | Profile Blog |
| her friends are mean for thinking no one would want to hit on her |
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 sqwert United States. September 06 2008 15:33. Posts 501 | Profile Blog | |
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 gochoon United States. September 06 2008 15:39. Posts 10 | Profile |
is everyone doing this "Neil Strauss" thing? I mean i hear about "wingman", "sarging", "openings" even in RL.
i personally think a girl would have to be pitifully retarded to get "sarged" unless she is interested regardless
but it's funny since everyone's doing it. Has nothing to do with OP! |
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| Kennigit Canada. September 06 2008 15:40. Posts 11730 | Profile Blog |
On September 06 2008 15:30 Piste wrote:
you are so mature..
yes
On September 06 2008 15:31 paper wrote:
yes
On September 06 2008 15:32 geometryb wrote:
her friends are mean for thinking no one would want to hit on her
no i was being huge douche bag and got called on it for first time ever.
On September 06 2008 15:33 sqwert wrote:
lol@u
Yes. LOL@m3 |
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| Kennigit Canada. September 06 2008 15:41. Posts 11730 | Profile Blog |
On September 06 2008 15:39 gochoon wrote:
is everyone doing this "Neil Strauss" thing? I mean i hear about "wingman", "sarging", "openings" even in RL.
i personally think a girl would have to be pitifully retarded to get "sarged" unless she is interested regardless
but it's funny since everyone's doing it. Has nothing to do with OP!
Guh, i don't know how to respond to this. If you read "neil strauss thing" and think thats what its about, its already over. |
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 MeriaDoKk Chile. September 06 2008 15:42. Posts 1545 | Profile Blog |
| you were on a killing spree dude |
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| ahrara_ Afghanistan. September 06 2008 15:43. Posts 1715 | Profile Blog |
holy shit kennigit
you just did a holocaust |
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 prOxi.swAMi Australia. September 06 2008 15:56. Posts 1941 | Profile Blog |
| Wow, dude. I'm glad they saw through it. And you should be too. |
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| Kennigit Canada. September 06 2008 16:02. Posts 11730 | Profile Blog |
On September 06 2008 15:56 prOxi.swAMi wrote:
Wow, dude. I'm glad they saw through it. And you should be too.
Yeah now that im sobering up im like good thing they saw through but at the time i was very rawrs |
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| gochoon United States. September 06 2008 16:06. Posts 10 | Profile |
On September 06 2008 15:41 Kennigit wrote:
Show nested quote +On September 06 2008 15:39 gochoon wrote:
is everyone doing this "Neil Strauss" thing? I mean i hear about "wingman", "sarging", "openings" even in RL.
i personally think a girl would have to be pitifully retarded to get "sarged" unless she is interested regardless
but it's funny since everyone's doing it. Has nothing to do with OP!
Guh, i don't know how to respond to this. If you read "neil strauss thing" and think thats what its about, its already over.
Nah, i thought it was a piece of a bad literature, half made up and over pretentious. If u liked his "main line"( which was comical) - it's a typical story with another happy ending. The only value it had for those who tried to read it were the "routines" and a different perspective on relationships. He's not a good writer, just another sellout. But hey, maybe i missed something  |
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 Grobyc Canada. September 06 2008 16:07. Posts 5315 | Profile Blog |
On September 06 2008 15:32 geometryb wrote:
her friends are mean for thinking no one would want to hit on her
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 heyoka United States. September 06 2008 16:31. Posts 1722 | Profile Blog |
On September 06 2008 15:39 gochoon wrote:
is everyone doing this "Neil Strauss" thing? I mean i hear about "wingman", "sarging", "openings" even in RL.
i personally think a girl would have to be pitifully retarded to get "sarged" unless she is interested regardless
but it's funny since everyone's doing it. Has nothing to do with OP!
For what its worth I've had a lot of girls tell me they wish more guys were into it, because they're tired of stupid or lazy drunk pickup by normal bar tards. |
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 boesthius United States. September 06 2008 16:37. Posts 3475 | Profile Blog |
| just place a few cannons and camp in your nat for a while until you're good to go. you may want a shield battery as well. |
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 yubee United States. September 06 2008 16:50. Posts 3761 | Profile Blog |
| when i thought of neil strauss i thought of the astronaut and was like wat |
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| vhallee Romania. September 06 2008 16:52. Posts 893 | Profile Blog |
| wtf is up with her friends? fat chicks need lovin too. |
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 FakeSteve[TPR] Valhalla. September 06 2008 16:53. Posts 13398 | Profile Blog |
i know two guys who bought that book and live buy it and they are the two biggest fucking queers i have EVER met
jeeeeesus christ |
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