It has come to my attention that I could quite possibly have diabetes (I'll know whether I have it or not on monday). And this got me thinking, naturally I giggled at this dish of own mother nature has presented me with and I decided to take over the roll of "God" and create my own disease (Starcraft related, of course).
SSO Starcraft Stress Disorder
What is SSO? SSO is a disease that causes the unfortunate victim to ruin his or her life in order to play and/or follow Starcraft (Watch and play Koreans). It keeps people up until early in the morning or even afternoon, thus causing them to miss out on the better things in life.
What are the symptoms? Symptoms include, but are not limited to ; -Insomnia -Erectile Disfunction (But only when people like Rock are playing) -Fanboyism -Spontaneous combustion -Blindness
Special note ; Be very aware of what race your friend plays, Homocide and Suicide are far more common among Protoss players
How do I cure it? Unfortunately there is no cure, one can battle the symptoms but a cure has yet to be created. The disease transfers sexually, so be sure to practise safe sex.
Dr. Pellucidity
Needless to say I amused myself to no end, and I invite you all to create your own starcraft related disease. It should include a name, an explanation as to what it is, symptoms, and a cure (if any). Have at it, my minions!
P.S. Oh noes I have SSO ;_;
Last edit: 2008-09-19 23:34:35
"NO MUCH. WHY ARE YOUR SCARABS SO STUPID" - Tasteless
ChaoSbringer Australia. September 19 2008 22:53. Posts 579
ACTUAL QUOTE: "If i play fastest map does that make me a noob, should i start playing normal maps like bgh to begin preparing for starcraft 2 or stick with fastest?"
Chill Canada. September 19 2008 23:07. Posts 12186
PS, I told this joke to someone who had been diagnosed with Diabetes for only six months. Afterwards, I've never seen someone look so angry, and since then he's basically stopped talking to me.
Q: What's the cure to Diabetes? A: Live-abetes!
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il0seonpurpose Korea (South). September 19 2008 23:33. Posts 5213
On September 19 2008 23:07 Chill wrote: Ahahaha Diabetes LOL. I'll write a guide hahaha.
PS, I told this joke to someone who had been diagnosed with Diabetes for only six months. Afterwards, I've never seen someone look so angry, and since then he's basically stopped talking to me.
Q: What's the cure to Diabetes? A: Live-abetes!
Omg thats terrible lol.
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Elvin_vn Vietnam. September 19 2008 23:59. Posts 1969
On September 19 2008 23:07 Chill wrote: Ahahaha Diabetes LOL. I'll write a guide hahaha.
PS, I told this joke to someone who had been diagnosed with Diabetes for only six months. Afterwards, I've never seen someone look so angry, and since then he's basically stopped talking to me.
Q: What's the cure to Diabetes? A: Live-abetes!
Omg thats terrible lol.
But it was funny
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micronesia United States. September 20 2008 01:49. Posts 9999
Symptoms - Delays in oral language development (and verbal reasoning skills) - Deficits in memory skills (particularly learning from past mistakes) - Difficulty learning social rules (cheesing and bad-mouthing) - Difficulty with problem solving skills (and general understanding of basic concepts) - Delays in the development of adaptive behaviours such as responding to an opponent's actions
Cure - Stop playing Protoss
Last edit: 2008-09-20 02:04:45
No I'm never serious.
fusionsdf Canada. September 20 2008 02:04. Posts 14044
On September 20 2008 02:02 Nytefish wrote: Well someone will have to do this eventually.
Starcraft-Specific Mental Retardation
Symptoms - Delays in oral language development (and verbal reasoning skills) - Deficits in memory skills (particularly learning from past mistakes) - Difficulty learning social rules (cheesing and bad-mouthing) - Difficulty with problem solving skills (and general understanding of basic concepts) - Delays in the development of adaptive behaviours such as responding to an opponent's actions
Cure - Stop playing Protoss
How many symptoms do you need in order to be a true protoss player?
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Pellucidity Netherlands. September 20 2008 09:08. Posts 290
On September 19 2008 23:59 Elvin_vn wrote: Starcraft Stress Disorder is SSD not SSO?
SSD sounds wrong SSO is awesome. And there's an O in disorder so whatever :D. also Micronesia, Probably Type 2, Chill told me that if it was type 1 I would've had it since childhood.
"NO MUCH. WHY ARE YOUR SCARABS SO STUPID" - Tasteless
Frits Netherlands. September 20 2008 09:27. Posts 10698
On September 19 2008 23:07 Chill wrote: Ahahaha Diabetes LOL. I'll write a guide hahaha.
PS, I told this joke to someone who had been diagnosed with Diabetes for only six months. Afterwards, I've never seen someone look so angry, and since then he's basically stopped talking to me.
Q: What's the cure to Diabetes? A: Live-abetes!
hahaha that totally reminds me of
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Mastermind Canada. September 20 2008 09:34. Posts 2954
On September 19 2008 23:59 Elvin_vn wrote: Starcraft Stress Disorder is SSD not SSO?
SSD sounds wrong SSO is awesome. And there's an O in disorder so whatever :D. also Micronesia, Probably Type 2, Chill told me that if it was type 1 I would've had it since childhood.
Ahh... and most likely even if they say you don't have type 2, they'll tell you to exercise and eat well like they told me dad...
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Darthdrunken Germany. September 20 2008 10:25. Posts 49
On September 19 2008 23:59 Elvin_vn wrote: Starcraft Stress Disorder is SSD not SSO?
SSD sounds wrong SSO is awesome. And there's an O in disorder so whatever :D. also Micronesia, Probably Type 2, Chill told me that if it was type 1 I would've had it since childhood.
Well, that really means anything. I got diagnosed with type 1 diabetes at the age of 19. If you're rather skinny or normal, it's probably type 1. And I found that Diabetes joke rather funny, can't really imagine why someone would be mad about this It's not like Diabetes is that bad.
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micronesia United States. September 20 2008 10:52. Posts 9999
On September 19 2008 23:59 Elvin_vn wrote: Starcraft Stress Disorder is SSD not SSO?
SSD sounds wrong SSO is awesome. And there's an O in disorder so whatever :D. also Micronesia, Probably Type 2, Chill told me that if it was type 1 I would've had it since childhood.
Well, that really means anything. I got diagnosed with type 1 diabetes at the age of 19. If you're rather skinny or normal, it's probably type 1. And I found that Diabetes joke rather funny, can't really imagine why someone would be mad about this It's not like Diabetes is that bad.
I'm not, so it's probably type 2 then There are plenty of funny diabetes jokes, just look at scrubs!
"NO MUCH. WHY ARE YOUR SCARABS SO STUPID" - Tasteless
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Darthdrunken Germany. September 20 2008 10:25. Posts 49
It's not like Diabetes is that bad.
