Humorous Clan Announcement

On August 30th I noticed our clan leader had made a news post to go along with a new website. This leader has been providing a website and channel for close to a decade, so I'm hesitant to make any joke at his expense. However, seeing how he's a non-combatant and not much more than a figurehead, I'll allow the power of funny to prevail.

I was seriously cracking up as I read this. I'm sure not everyone will find it funny, and a few might not even get what I mean when I say it's funny, but it's funny.

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It took a month or so but I shared it!

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funkie Venezuela. September 25 2008 12:27. Posts 9059

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i pussy'd.

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Seraphim United States. September 25 2008 12:33. Posts 4461

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nope, don't get it.

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micronesia United States. September 25 2008 12:36. Posts 19346

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On September 25 2008 12:33 Seraphim wrote:
nope, don't get it.

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FakeSteve[TPR] Valhalla. September 25 2008 12:39. Posts 17062

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he coulda just had the title "9 years" and the body text "Cool." and would have gotten a clearer message across

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micronesia United States. September 25 2008 12:41. Posts 19346

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On September 25 2008 12:39 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
he coulda just had the title "9 years" and the body text "Cool." and would have gotten a clearer message across

Hahah so true.

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XCetron September 25 2008 12:49. Posts 5192

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micro's humour is way out there.

YPang United States. September 25 2008 12:54. Posts 3911

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wtf... i understand it, but sorry i dont think its funny.

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Seraphim United States. September 25 2008 12:56. Posts 4461

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Is it just the awful grammar?

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Metal[x] China. September 25 2008 13:06. Posts 5316

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i dont get it either actually o_O

pyrogenetix China. September 25 2008 13:22. Posts 5047

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wait what?

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OGzan United States. September 25 2008 13:28. Posts 246

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uhhh lolwut?

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MaZza[KIS] Australia. September 25 2008 14:13. Posts 1662

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I mean... ok.. it's broken english but ... not funny?

I really wanted a bigger opponent, like Nate Marquardt, or King Neptune, or Zeus, or Zeus and Fedor, or Fedor on Zeus's shoulders, and they can both punch but only Zeus can kick.

clazziquai September 25 2008 14:35. Posts 6685

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QUE?
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what

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Not_Computer Canada. September 25 2008 15:01. Posts 2076

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I was in a lecture last week and all the slides used "roll" instead of "role" ... nobody caught it except for me.

If I was round, I would have many rolls.

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micronesia United States. September 25 2008 19:31. Posts 19346

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You guys don't know the good stuff. Jesus Christ I need to find some people with a good sense of humor.

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Salv Canada. September 25 2008 20:03. Posts 2959

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Micro, didn't we talk about this? About how we both found this funny?

Either way It's hilarious that:

- An actual main page was put up this far down the road
- That horrific news post lol

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SexY[RawR] Korea (South). September 25 2008 20:16. Posts 52

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Rofl this guy is great. Anyway who is your leader.

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Energies Australia. September 25 2008 20:25. Posts 3225

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Long live the clan.

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micronesia United States. September 25 2008 21:49. Posts 19346

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Yeah salv.