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iCCup Battle Report No. 1

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 Saracen   United States. January 04 2009 14:36. Posts 5127
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So, following the trend...

On January 04 2009 09:01 thedeadhaji wrote:
Man if we had enough pple doing these it'd be worth having a subforum just for these ... what do you call these?


Python
Me - Orange Z, 6
Him - Purple Z, 9

This was a ZvZ. I normally hate ZvZs, so I'm not too optimistic going into this game.

I start off with gosu larva micro as my ol heads off to scout. I plan to 12 pool 11 gas, but honestly, I don't know ZvZ BOs. I'm scared shitless of 4/5 pools, though .
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zomg, it's like i'm Jaedong!

Our ols cross paths! Confrontation is imminent! TBH, I like it when this happens b/c it takes all the randomness out of ZvZ.
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wanna be friends? >_<

Gameplan: do everything he does except a little slower, while whoring drones a little more.

He decides to overpool, so I go 12 pool. He adds his gas really late, and I follow his suit (and sneak in an early hatch).

Pool finishes. Go lings, go!
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~kekeke~

I take a tip from the pros and made a ling wall to counter his slightly earlier lings.
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i wanna be pro too >_<

We keep massing lings. Due to my earlier 2nd hatch...
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bwahahahaha!!


Encouraged by my superior numbers, I decide to attack... Plus, I saw him being sneaky and trying to eke in some drones.
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"omg, micro me, noob!! "
(epic fail)

I swear, his lings have like ultralisk carapace or something. After repeatedly spamming 1a1a1a, my lings finally get through.
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(zerg = easiest race?)

He decides to be sneaky and send two ninja lings to my base...
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lings should be able to cloak too! (bisu switches to z?)

...but they die to reinforcements.
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Meanwhile, he's busy morphing a sunken colony.
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time for me to show off some gosu ling micro!

The sunk goes down, but takes quite a few lings with it.
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1a1a1a wins games

...meanwhile...
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emo zergling >_<

Luckily, my other lings aren't as antisocial. He pulls drones to defend.
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DRON R WARIOR!!!

He builds a pair of scourge but they run into an ol or something...

Finally, my mutas arrive.
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such heroes

He has no air, so he ggs.

I think reporting losses would be funnier >_<
Which could lead to this:

On January 03 2009 08:36 thedeadhaji wrote:
haha you know what? I realized that strat forum "help me" threads wwould be 10x better if the op had to paste screens.


Anyways, find my on iccup (sn: LingsAreFierce), completely humiliate me, and I'll make a battle report for it (sorry, this game was kinda uninteresting).

Check out Dead9's and Nitrogen's blogs for more recent hilarious reports.
Last edit: 2012-02-15 19:13:00


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 village_idiot   January 04 2009 14:44. Posts 2424
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Less ecksdea, man.
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 Lycaeus   United States. January 04 2009 14:56. Posts 1365
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you're a very animated player :O
Last edit: 2009-01-04 14:57:12
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 ilovejonn   Canada. January 04 2009 14:59. Posts 2521
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that's a nice wall at the ramp lol
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
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 Zoler   Sweden. January 04 2009 15:00. Posts 5922
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I didn't know zergs can wall their ramp, apparently they can
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
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 Fr33t   United States. January 04 2009 15:32. Posts 1128
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lol, I love these
"Wow you could literally transport Lomo's face to a girl and the result would be pretty deceptive."
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  micronesia   United States. January 04 2009 15:35. Posts 19354Profile Blog # 
I want to make one of these except I'll hand pick all the screen shots to completely misrepresent the game, and lie about the result.

1v1 anyone?
Haste. Exalted. Flying. Deathtouch. Lifelink. Protection from Red.
But the Hamiltonian wasn't Hermitian!
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  HeavOnEarth   United States. January 04 2009 16:22. Posts 6627Profile Blog # 

On January 04 2009 15:35 micronesia wrote:
I want to make one of these except I'll hand pick all the screen shots to completely misrepresent the game, and lie about the result.

1v1 anyone?

kk gogo pm'd
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
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  HeavOnEarth   United States. January 04 2009 16:26. Posts 6627Profile Blog # 
dude thats no fair u got fakesteve to play and he blew off my arms
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
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 TheNikeYork   United States. January 04 2009 23:18. Posts 379
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That is one sexy wall imo
Everyone knows cucumbers have terrible souls
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 fight_or_flight   United States. January 04 2009 23:23. Posts 3972
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On January 04 2009 15:35 micronesia wrote:
I want to make one of these except I'll hand pick all the screen shots to completely misrepresent the game, and lie about the result.

Notice only one of his screenshots includes the minimap.
Do you really want chat rooms?
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