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| Saracen United States. January 04 2009 14:36. Posts 5127 | Profile Blog # |
So, following the trend...
On January 04 2009 09:01 thedeadhaji wrote: Man if we had enough pple doing these it'd be worth having a subforum just for these ... what do you call these?
Python Me - Orange Z, 6 Him - Purple Z, 9
This was a ZvZ. I normally hate ZvZs, so I'm not too optimistic going into this game.
I start off with gosu larva micro as my ol heads off to scout. I plan to 12 pool 11 gas, but honestly, I don't know ZvZ BOs. I'm scared shitless of 4/5 pools, though .
![[image loading]](http://i530.photobucket.com/albums/dd345/apex_1337/SC%2001/01_01jpg.png) zomg, it's like i'm Jaedong!
Our ols cross paths! Confrontation is imminent! TBH, I like it when this happens b/c it takes all the randomness out of ZvZ.
![[image loading]](http://i530.photobucket.com/albums/dd345/apex_1337/SC%2001/01_02jpg.png) wanna be friends? >_<
Gameplan: do everything he does except a little slower, while whoring drones a little more.
He decides to overpool, so I go 12 pool. He adds his gas really late, and I follow his suit (and sneak in an early hatch).
Pool finishes. Go lings, go!
![[image loading]](http://i530.photobucket.com/albums/dd345/apex_1337/SC%2001/01_03jpg.png) ~kekeke~
I take a tip from the pros and made a ling wall to counter his slightly earlier lings.
![[image loading]](http://i530.photobucket.com/albums/dd345/apex_1337/SC%2001/01_04jpg.png) i wanna be pro too >_<
We keep massing lings. Due to my earlier 2nd hatch...
![[image loading]](http://i530.photobucket.com/albums/dd345/apex_1337/SC%2001/01_05jpg.png) bwahahahaha!!
Encouraged by my superior numbers, I decide to attack... Plus, I saw him being sneaky and trying to eke in some drones.
![[image loading]](http://i530.photobucket.com/albums/dd345/apex_1337/SC%2001/01_06jpg.png) "omg, micro me, noob!! " (epic fail)
I swear, his lings have like ultralisk carapace or something. After repeatedly spamming 1a1a1a, my lings finally get through.
![[image loading]](http://i530.photobucket.com/albums/dd345/apex_1337/SC%2001/01_07jpg.png) (zerg = easiest race?)
He decides to be sneaky and send two ninja lings to my base...
![[image loading]](http://i530.photobucket.com/albums/dd345/apex_1337/SC%2001/01_08jpg.png) lings should be able to cloak too! (bisu switches to z?)
...but they die to reinforcements.
![[image loading]](http://i530.photobucket.com/albums/dd345/apex_1337/SC%2001/01_09jpg.png)

Meanwhile, he's busy morphing a sunken colony.
![[image loading]](http://i530.photobucket.com/albums/dd345/apex_1337/SC%2001/01_10jpg.png) time for me to show off some gosu ling micro!
The sunk goes down, but takes quite a few lings with it.
![[image loading]](http://i530.photobucket.com/albums/dd345/apex_1337/SC%2001/01_11jpg.png) 1a1a1a wins games
...meanwhile...
![[image loading]](http://i530.photobucket.com/albums/dd345/apex_1337/SC%2001/01_12jpg.png) emo zergling >_<
Luckily, my other lings aren't as antisocial. He pulls drones to defend.
![[image loading]](http://i530.photobucket.com/albums/dd345/apex_1337/SC%2001/01_13jpg.png) DRON R WARIOR!!!
He builds a pair of scourge but they run into an ol or something...
Finally, my mutas arrive.
![[image loading]](http://i530.photobucket.com/albums/dd345/apex_1337/SC%2001/01_14jpg.png) such heroes
He has no air, so he ggs.
I think reporting losses would be funnier >_< Which could lead to this:
On January 03 2009 08:36 thedeadhaji wrote: haha you know what? I realized that strat forum "help me" threads wwould be 10x better if the op had to paste screens.
Anyways, find my on iccup (sn: LingsAreFierce), completely humiliate me, and I'll make a battle report for it (sorry, this game was kinda uninteresting).
Check out Dead9's and Nitrogen's blogs for more recent hilarious reports.Last edit: 2012-02-15 19:13:00
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| village_idiot January 04 2009 14:44. Posts 2424 | Profile Blog # | |
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| Lycaeus United States. January 04 2009 14:56. Posts 1365 | Profile Blog # |
| you're a very animated player :O Last edit: 2009-01-04 14:57:12 |
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| ilovejonn Canada. January 04 2009 14:59. Posts 2521 | Profile Blog # |
| that's a nice wall at the ramp lol |
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| Zoler Sweden. January 04 2009 15:00. Posts 5922 | Profile Blog # |
| I didn't know zergs can wall their ramp, apparently they can |
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| Fr33t United States. January 04 2009 15:32. Posts 1128 | Profile # | |
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micronesia United States. January 04 2009 15:35. Posts 19354 | Profile Blog # |
I want to make one of these except I'll hand pick all the screen shots to completely misrepresent the game, and lie about the result.
1v1 anyone? |
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HeavOnEarth United States. January 04 2009 16:22. Posts 6627 | Profile Blog # |
On January 04 2009 15:35 micronesia wrote: I want to make one of these except I'll hand pick all the screen shots to completely misrepresent the game, and lie about the result.
1v1 anyone?
kk gogo pm'd |
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HeavOnEarth United States. January 04 2009 16:26. Posts 6627 | Profile Blog # |
| dude thats no fair u got fakesteve to play and he blew off my arms |
| | "come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean" |
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| TheNikeYork United States. January 04 2009 23:18. Posts 379 | Profile Blog # |
| That is one sexy wall imo |
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| fight_or_flight United States. January 04 2009 23:23. Posts 3972 | Profile Blog # |
On January 04 2009 15:35 micronesia wrote: I want to make one of these except I'll hand pick all the screen shots to completely misrepresent the game, and lie about the result.
Notice only one of his screenshots includes the minimap. |
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