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 HatchetWound United States. March 05 2009 08:40. Posts 429 | Profile |
| go get a plunger they are inexpensive |
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 ATeddyBear Canada. March 05 2009 08:41. Posts 2505 | Profile Blog |
| I used a plastic knoife once. |
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 Roffles Tuvalu. March 05 2009 08:41. Posts 4102 | Profile Blog |
| If you absolutely can't get a plunger, you could try a coat hanger, or possibly pouring loads of water from a high level, creating possibly enough force to force it down. |
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 Nytefish United Kingdom. March 05 2009 08:43. Posts 1847 | Profile Blog |
plastic bag + hands
I don't have any experience with this so it could be bad.
Don't flush the plastic bag. |
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| Yell at the bowl with a high pitched scream for long enough. |
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 ramen247 United States. March 05 2009 08:45. Posts 924 | Profile |
shit again. maybe the new shit will push the old shit down!
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 Pawsom United States. March 05 2009 08:46. Posts 265 | Profile Blog |
| Why can't you go get a plunger? |
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| mikeymoo Canada. March 05 2009 08:46. Posts 5882 | Profile Blog |
| I took two wooden chopsticks and duct taped them together and broke the gigantic shit apart. It was definitely wider than the entryway. WTF. |
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| mikeymoo Canada. March 05 2009 08:46. Posts 5882 | Profile Blog |
| I'm too lazy to get a plunger, and I have lots of *ahem* shit to do. |
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 fanatacist Angola. March 05 2009 08:47. Posts 9486 | Profile Blog |
Plungers are 1 dollar at the dollar store.
Alternatively go outside and find a long stick or break it off a tree. I wouldn't stick my hand in the water even if I were to wash it with sanitizing alcohol afterwards, just the mental disgust would make me vomit.
Coat hanger might work too, I would suggest making it curved about 6 inches before the tip and making a 90 degree tip (~1 inch long) so that it works like a scoop. Be sure to let the water level go down naturally before you flush again.Last edit: 2009-03-05 08:48:03 |
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| micronesia United States. March 05 2009 08:48. Posts 9999 | Profile Blog |
On March 05 2009 08:41 Roffles wrote:
If you absolutely can't get a plunger, you could try a coat hanger, or possibly pouring loads of water from a high level, creating possibly enough force to force it down.
This sounds like the most terrible advice ever.
Get a plunger/draino lol |
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| niteReloaded March 05 2009 09:01. Posts 2618 | Profile Blog |
On March 05 2009 08:48 micronesia wrote:
Show nested quote +On March 05 2009 08:41 Roffles wrote:
If you absolutely can't get a plunger, you could try a coat hanger, or possibly pouring loads of water from a high level, creating possibly enough force to force it down.
This sounds like the most terrible advice ever. Get a plunger/draino lol
Actually, this is a good solution, assuming ur shit fits the size of average toilet-clogging shit.
I usually fill up a normal bucket of water, then flush and pour the water from the bucket at the same time.
Personally, never had a shit still hold after 2 buckets... |
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| micronesia United States. March 05 2009 09:02. Posts 9999 | Profile Blog |
| I am envisioning a splash and your legs getting covered in shit (literally) |
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 DanceCommander United States. March 05 2009 09:04. Posts 1277 | Profile Blog |
| I think out of the options you listed, coat hanger is your best bet. |
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| niteReloaded March 05 2009 09:06. Posts 2618 | Profile Blog |
haha lol
It works very well, try it next time.
Progamers do it this way so... |
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 ~_~ Canada. March 05 2009 09:06. Posts 119 | Profile Blog |
On March 05 2009 09:02 micronesia wrote:
I am envisioning a splash and your legs getting covered in shit (literally)
id assume he is smart enough to wear a poncho |
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 Kennelie United States. March 05 2009 09:13. Posts 2145 | Profile |
| Usually my first flush just breaks it in half. |
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| ShaLLoW[baY] Canada. March 05 2009 09:16. Posts 7844 | Profile Blog |
On March 05 2009 09:13 Kennelie wrote:
Usually my first flush just breaks it in half.
Your poo is weak, in flesh and in spirit. |
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 LaLuSh Sweden. March 05 2009 09:18. Posts 579 | Profile Blog |
On March 05 2009 09:02 micronesia wrote:
I am envisioning a splash and your legs getting covered in shit (literally)
No man, it works. A bucket of hot water is the way to go; I've used it on multiple occasions, softens up teh poop. It is rarely the case that the shit clogs up the passage of water, just slows it down.
@nitereloaded:
I've had one hold for 3 buckets 
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