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Can't shit after eating

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 jjun212   Canada. April 02 2009 10:28. Posts 2194
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More accurately, I shit very little for the food I've been eating.

I'm eating healthy too... like Omega-3 Eggs, Veggies, Whole Wheat Bread, Sliced Turkey Meats, Lilydale Chicken (Not fried shit or cooked with oils, it's baked and stripped.)

Donno. I eat 3 main meals a day with a snack in between lunch and dinner.

But the next day... I shit like 4 small pieces. But the food from the day before must add up to way more than that. WTF?

**
poo
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 sixghost   United States. April 02 2009 10:29. Posts 2096
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drink some chemicals under the sink to poison the tapeworm in your tummy
Last edit: 2009-04-02 10:29:37
mG.sixghost @ iCCup || One ling, two ling, three ling, four... Camp four gas, then ultra-whore . -Saracen
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 vAltyR   United States. April 02 2009 10:31. Posts 580
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Talk to your doctor, if it's concerning you that badly.
내 호버크라프트는 장어로 가득 차 있어요
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 jjun212   Canada. April 02 2009 10:31. Posts 2194
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On April 02 2009 10:29 sixghost wrote:
drink some chemicals under the sink to poison the tapeworm in your tummy


TAPE WORM!?!?!?!?!?!??!! =(

I forgot to mention that I am able to shit after taking my Hydroxycut pills. Some fat burning stuff I take on the work out days.
poo
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  Xeofreestyler   Belgium. April 02 2009 10:37. Posts 6347Profile Blog # 
Probably just a fast metabolism.
Im the juggernaut, bitch.
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  JWD   United States. April 02 2009 10:38. Posts 12566Profile Blog # 

On April 02 2009 10:28 jjun212 wrote:
But the next day... I shit like 4 small pieces.


Too much information?

The way I see it, if you're not producing that much shit, your body must be using most of what you eat. That's a good sign. I think you're fine.

The next step is to weigh your food and your shit, and then compare the totals.
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  ghermination   United States. April 02 2009 10:57. Posts 2851Profile Blog # 
http://www.colonzone.org/
colon cleansing. Take some pills which are not certified by the FDA, and you can lose weight, and break up the gigantic mass which is apparently built up in your colon, but that evil doctor cant see.
U Gotta Skate.
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 iSCOUT4u   United States. April 02 2009 10:58. Posts 322
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Ummm stop taking Hydroxycut...wtf is wrong with u lol...ur trying to take magic pills to look good. People always try and take the easy way out. How about u just eat healthy and exercise...maybe then u will be able to shit like a human.
<3 R1CH <3 TL Just ordered a TL shirt and can't wait :)
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 Jonoman92   United States. April 02 2009 11:01. Posts 7411
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You are disgusting. No one wants to hear about this stuff...
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 ZoW   United States. April 02 2009 11:01. Posts 3875
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Use a nicotine patch. Guaranteed results. =P
the courage to be a lazy bum
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  ramen247   United States. April 02 2009 11:29. Posts 1256Profile Blog # 
tapeworm rofl.

i hate this ugly firebat. i want a marine.
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 iSCOUT4u   United States. April 02 2009 11:33. Posts 322
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Hydroxycut has been known to cause AIDS in some rare cases. This seems like one of them.
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 Zapdos_Smithh   Canada. April 02 2009 11:36. Posts 2602
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Lilydale chicken haha. I guess it makes a big difference.
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  food   United States. April 02 2009 11:38. Posts 1890Profile Blog # 
LOLLL definitely try omega-4 eggs instead, thats causing the problem youve experienced
Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
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  food   United States. April 02 2009 11:40. Posts 1890Profile Blog # 

On April 02 2009 11:01 Jonoman92 wrote:
You are disgusting. No one wants to hear about this stuff...


come on, salvador dali wrote whole lot about himself defecating and what shaped it used to take and how it influenced his life
Last edit: 2009-04-02 11:40:21
Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
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  travis   United States. April 02 2009 11:40. Posts 20426Profile Blog # 
eat some more fiber
like rough veggies. oats. dried fruit. fruit with peels. etc etc
http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1339390772371.jpg
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 Equaoh   Canada. April 02 2009 11:47. Posts 425
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Dali was crazy because it made him money.
It's also not necessarily a bad thing to have very little shit unless you feel bloating or something.
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 eXigent.   Canada. April 02 2009 12:15. Posts 2398
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If you are not in pain, or feel any different, then I wouldn't worry about it. Everyone's different.
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 Disregard   China. April 02 2009 12:24. Posts 8061
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Consume some more Fiber.
"Architects know nothing about everything"
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  ramen247   United States. April 02 2009 12:27. Posts 1256Profile Blog # 
tapeworm rofl.

i hate this ugly firebat. i want a marine.
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