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  blabber   United States. May 18 2009 12:27. Posts 2404Profile Blog 
sorry if its old

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  nemY   United States. May 18 2009 12:30. Posts 2130Profile Blog 
that last one's classy
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  Kyuukyuu   Canada. May 18 2009 12:32. Posts 1209Profile 
they're all old
the six one is still pretty awesome though
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  il0seonpurpose   Korea (South). May 18 2009 12:33. Posts 5213Profile Blog 
Haha, I've seen these before; these aren't real are they?
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  naonao   United States. May 18 2009 12:45. Posts 589Profile Blog 
lol i've seen a math puzzle where your supposed to do what happened in the limit question to come up with the answer XD
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  29 fps   United States. May 18 2009 12:57. Posts 2339Profile 
yeah, these are old. still funny, though
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  n.DieJokes   United States. May 18 2009 13:37. Posts 742Profile Blog 
Lol, I'm such a loser laughing at math jokes. I really like the 2nd pic, top left.
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  Avidkeystamper   United States. May 18 2009 13:48. Posts 6666Profile Blog 
The limit as x tends to 5 of x-5 is +/- infinity.

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  conCentrate9   United States. May 18 2009 15:09. Posts 413Profile Blog 
Depending on which side you are coming from... but thats cool.
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  AlwaysGG   Taiwan. May 18 2009 15:13. Posts 748Profile 
rofl wow
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  ninjafetus   United States. May 18 2009 15:37. Posts 123Profile 
I had a student this semester who gave an amazingly brilliant wrong answer to the following question:

Show why the vertex of f = ax^2 + bx + c must occur at x = -b / (2a)

The idea was for them to remember that a vertex was a critical point, so they would take a derivative, set it equal to zero, and solve.

Instead they wrote the quadratic formula

x = (-b ± sqrt(b^2 - 4ac) ) / (2a)

"expanded" as

x = (-b + sqrt(b^2 - 4ac) - sqrt(b^2 - 4ac) ) / (2a)

canceled the sqrt terms, and ended with x = - b / (2a).
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I almost gave them credit for such brilliant incompetence.



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  evanthebouncy!   United States. May 18 2009 17:07. Posts 8358Profile Blog 
lol 1/n(sinx) haha
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  Railz   United States. May 18 2009 17:48. Posts 1185Profile 
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  HeavOnEarth   May 18 2009 18:46. Posts 3837Profile Blog 
sigh i could've done soemthing liek that on my free response on AP
but noo.
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  Divinek   Canada. May 18 2009 19:07. Posts 1357Profile Blog 
LOL that six one actually made me laugh, those are good only seen one before
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  MasterOfChaos   Germany. May 18 2009 19:37. Posts 1855Profile Blog 

On May 18 2009 15:37 ninjafetus wrote:
Instead they wrote the quadratic formula
x = (-b ± sqrt(b^2 - 4ac) ) / (2a)

"expanded" as
x = (-b + sqrt(b^2 - 4ac) - sqrt(b^2 - 4ac) ) / (2a)

canceled the sqrt terms, and ended with x = - b / (2a).

I almost gave them credit for such brilliant incompetence.


Why incompetence? It is a viable way to arrive at the solution if you recall that the vertex is in the middle of the arms. That is similar to how I arrived at that formula several years before learning what a derivative is.
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  klizzer   May 18 2009 21:56. Posts 456Profile 
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Also, the expanding thing above isn't necessarily wrong, it just lacks one step of counting the average, as MoC said.
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  ninjafetus   United States. May 18 2009 22:55. Posts 123Profile 

On May 18 2009 19:37 MasterOfChaos wrote:

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Why incompetence? It is a viable way to arrive at the solution if you recall that the vertex is in the middle of the arms. That is similar to how I arrived at that formula several years before learning what a derivative is.


It's incompetence because A ± B = A + B - B = A doesn't make sense. You're implying that B =0, always.

Yeah, there's other ways to get it (factor to vertex form), and, if we ignore the middle step, what they did will work in the specific case that the discriminant is zero, but other than that, it's just wrong. The reason I expected them to use the derivative is because 1) it was a calculus class, and 2) I had shown them the exact steps I was expecting before. If they did a legitimate factoring, I gave them full credit, of course. If they had averaged the two roots, I would have given them credit. That's not what they were thinking, I promise.
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  Musoeun   Korea (South). May 19 2009 01:23. Posts 1946Profile Blog 
Math jokes are awesome.
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  clazziquai   May 19 2009 01:57. Posts 6685Profile Blog 
rofl, these made me laugh the first time I saw them.
They still do!

Thanks for sharing (again) ^_^
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