 Talith United States. June 01 2009 09:48. Posts 1048 | Profile Blog |
Terran oh Terran why do you mine up my base?
splattering my probes all over the place.
ripping up my zealots, is it FD already?
Making my goons like a lot like spaghetti
What did I do to ever deserve this?
I only tried to go for a fast nexus.
It warped in from Aiur, so far away
I wish i didn't have to type gg for the fifth time today.
Let this be a lesson to think about much
Next time I will proxy DT rush.
Don't try and call me skill less, or chobo newbie
For Protoss like us, it ain't all that easy
You sit in your base till 200 3/3.
While i must triple expand to stop you, you see.
With high temps and arbs at my beck and call
You will surely fright when I do a recall.
I do not like stasis, its just big ice cubes
Recall is what men do to crush all the newbs.
Just try and EMP go ahead make me faint.
You'll cry when you see it was just hallucinate.
We got buggy reavers and goons that are dumb.
Zealots with long hair, they look like a bum.
That's why I bomb them on your tanks in siege mode.
And watch em explode in one creamy load.
That is all I have for you my good Terran friend
May our match up continue, let the fun never end!
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 Hittegods Stockholm. June 01 2009 09:50. Posts 3223 | Profile |
| I got 99 problems but an FD aint one! Good read! |
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 resonance Canada. June 01 2009 09:51. Posts 1274 | Profile Blog |
| Yeah you don't want the fun to end b/c the mu is ez pz. |
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 Harem United States. June 01 2009 09:54. Posts 2815 | Profile |
Oh one day I smashed my face on a keyboard
which caused me to hit olympic and I got bored
My own ode to Protoss |
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 CrimsonLotus Colombia. June 01 2009 09:54. Posts 507 | Profile |
| This sounds like a Linkin Park song. |
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 illu Canada. June 01 2009 09:58. Posts 1018 | Profile Blog |
| I thought it was a math problem. LoL. |
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 micronesia United States. June 01 2009 10:10. Posts 9999 | Profile Blog |
On June 01 2009 09:48 Talith wrote:
And watch em explode in one creamy load.
I really think you should have tried to find another way to say that. |
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 FabledIntegral United States. June 01 2009 10:36. Posts 791 | Profile Blog |
On June 01 2009 10:10 micronesia wrote:I really think you should have tried to find another way to say that.
It was most likely purposely worded like that. |
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 SchOOl_VicTIm Greece. June 01 2009 10:42. Posts 2053 | Profile Blog |
Protoss oh Protoss, what is this rant?
whenever I play you I feel like an ant.
You run in my base with zealots so fast
my rines are just human, how much could they last?
And when I decide to make a wall-in
here comes the dragoon but I have only 1 rine.
Depots go to flames and scvs killed
once my tank pops out, I'm finally thrilled.
And then I expand, or should I say try?
a DT is there and it's so damn sly
turrets and scanners and mines I get
I'm finally safe, you say "wanna bet?"
You then drop your reavers and chaos again
you just cannot stop, you're killing my men.
I turtle and cry while going 3/3
you get the whole map, while drinking your tea.
I go for the attack but arbs fly in the air
you stasis my tanks, oh that can't be fair!!
I still keep on trying, you're laughing at me
I sigh and stop and type "gg" -_-Last edit: 2009-06-01 10:43:21 |
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 Kyuukyuu Canada. June 01 2009 10:53. Posts 1207 | Profile |
On June 01 2009 09:54 Harem wrote:
Oh one day I smashed my face on a keyboard
which caused me to hit olympic and I got bored
My own ode to Protoss
LOL |
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| whatusername China. June 01 2009 11:05. Posts 722 | Profile Blog |
hahahhahahah these are all great!
5/5 |
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 Sprite United States. June 01 2009 11:09. Posts 903 | Profile |
| awesome poems tvp in a nutshell |
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 ilovejonn Canada. June 01 2009 11:11. Posts 1501 | Profile Blog |
| This blog is so epic I decided to post in it after lurking for a long ass time. |
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| RoieTRS United States. June 01 2009 11:58. Posts 1023 | Profile Blog |
On June 01 2009 09:54 Harem wrote:
Oh one day I smashed my face on a keyboard
which caused me to hit olympic and I got bored
My own ode to Protoss
Reminds me of "my warlock is so overpowered..." in wow forums.
My warlock is so overpowered, it dual wields ms warriors.
Oh shit, repressed memories. |
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 ccou United States. June 01 2009 12:32. Posts 348 | Profile |
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 FragKrag United States. June 01 2009 12:35. Posts 4680 | Profile Blog |
On June 01 2009 09:54 Harem wrote:
Oh one day I smashed my face on a keyboard
which caused me to hit olympic and I got bored
My own ode to Protoss
hahahaha so true. |
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 IntoTheWow Argentina. June 01 2009 12:39. Posts 25188 | Profile Blog |
On June 01 2009 09:54 Harem wrote:
Oh one day I smashed my face on a keyboard
which caused me to hit olympic and I got bored
My own ode to Protoss
ROFL |
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 boesthius United States. June 01 2009 12:40. Posts 3475 | Profile Blog |
On June 01 2009 09:54 Harem wrote:
Oh one day I smashed my face on a keyboard
which caused me to hit olympic and I got bored
My own ode to Protoss
hahahahahah nicee |
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| Grobyc Canada. June 01 2009 13:00. Posts 5315 | Profile Blog |
Nice, I love these poems :3
On June 01 2009 09:54 Harem wrote:
Oh one day I smashed my face on a keyboard
which caused me to hit olympic and I got bored
My own ode to Protoss
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| AlwaysGG Taiwan. June 01 2009 15:40. Posts 748 | Profile | |
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