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 GarlicPepper United States. June 20 2009 15:43. Posts 536 | Profile Blog |
How do you know democrats play Terran?
Because they went 08 Barrack on the Republicans.
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 Ellis June 20 2009 15:43. Posts 181 | Profile Blog | |
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 Enrique United States. June 20 2009 15:46. Posts 353 | Profile Blog |
| That's a huge stretch. 4/5 for effort. Sadly, 1/5 for execution. I kinda smirked, so that's a positive! |
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 Raithed China. June 20 2009 15:48. Posts 6746 | Profile Blog | |
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 Grobyc Canada. June 20 2009 15:51. Posts 5315 | Profile Blog |
On June 20 2009 15:43 Ellis wrote:
I don't get it...
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 jonnyp United States. June 20 2009 16:02. Posts 215 | Profile Blog |
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 FuDDx United States. June 20 2009 16:02. Posts 2299 | Profile Blog |
A farmer goes to the movies for the first time.They recently built a 4 plex theater 30 miles away in "town".His only friend a chicken goes with him(farmer never leaves his best friend)
Getting to the movie the man orders 2 tickets.
"2 tickets you only need one sir unless...."
"No the second one is for my chicken" the man replies
"Oh...well sir we do not allow any pets in the theater. I'm sorry but it will have to stay in your car or you can come back."
Man walks to his truck and shoves the chicken down his pants.
Goes up gets his one ticket and goes in.
Movie starts but the chicken is getting hot so the man unzips his fly to let the chickens head out.
And get some air
Lady next to farmer whispers to her girlfriend.
"hey Elene this man just unzipped hisself"
"See one seen em all" Elene says.
"Ya I know but this ones eating my popcorn" |
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 Jonoman92 United States. June 20 2009 16:07. Posts 3763 | Profile Blog | |
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 MoRe_mInErAls Canada. June 20 2009 16:24. Posts 1118 | Profile Blog |
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?''
"No," the farmer said.
The second beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?''
"No."
The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Hyuk.''
The farmer shot Hyuk. |
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 ghermination Croatia. June 20 2009 16:34. Posts 1655 | Profile Blog |
On June 20 2009 16:24 MoRe_mInErAls wrote:
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?''
"No," the farmer said.
The second beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?''
"No."
The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Hyuk.''
The farmer shot Hyuk.
I can honestly say that i dont get it D: |
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| vlaric United States. June 20 2009 16:40. Posts 84 | Profile Blog |
On June 20 2009 16:24 MoRe_mInErAls wrote:
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?''
"No," the farmer said.
The second beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?''
"No."
The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Hyuk.''
The farmer shot Hyuk.
Took a second or two but I got it. Chuckled. |
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 Dgtl Canada. June 20 2009 16:41. Posts 653 | Profile Blog |
On June 20 2009 16:34 ghermination wrote:
Show nested quote +On June 20 2009 16:24 MoRe_mInErAls wrote:
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?''
"No," the farmer said.
The second beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?''
"No."
The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Hyuk.''
The farmer shot Hyuk.
I can honestly say that i dont get it D:
Their is no love for Hyuk. He is a progammer on SKT1 and he is a zerg. Need I say more? |
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| CharlieMurphy United States. June 20 2009 16:59. Posts 17055 | Profile Blog |
| What does hyuk rhyme with dude? (PS shouldn't it be Huck). |
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 DanceCommander United States. June 20 2009 17:28. Posts 1275 | Profile Blog |
RHYMES WITH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
op joke wasnt that great lol |
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| blue_arrow June 20 2009 17:39. Posts 1066 | Profile |
fuck you, fuck the joke, fuck the op, and fuck the farmer's third daughter, because i honestly can't think of a female name that rhymes with Hyuk
seriously, it should have been 2 daughters and a son; it would have been way, way more fucking hilarious:
I'm Hyuk, I'm here to pick up Chuck. With any luck, tonight we'll -
The farmer shot Hyuk. |
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 minus_human Romania. June 20 2009 23:17. Posts 3165 | Profile Blog | |
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 konadora  Singapore. June 20 2009 23:20. Posts 17582 | Profile Blog |
I laughed at the Hyuk one lol
OP joke was okay ~_~ |
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