 Mikilatov United States. June 22 2009 04:02. Posts 3897 | Profile Blog # |
So I'm walking around my supertiny supersafe little town at 4am the night before last, and I happen upon a couple of douchebags in a car. They're your typical cool guys, who go ahead and start yelling things at me and harassing. I just keep walking.
Well one of the douchebags gets out of his car all 'I'm a toughman-like' in the most douchebaggy way possible, and starts walking up to me. I'm not sure what he was planning on doing, but he was charging at me really aggressively, sticking his chest out at me and slobbering his douchebaggy lips about attempting to intimidate me, but I wasn't about to find out.
So I hit him in the head. Not the face, the head. So I messed my hand up because I hit him over his eye, and he falls to the ground. I then proceeded to STOMP HIS FACE with the force of 10 horses. (It was in the grass, not the double-boot cement crush you people are making it out to be, get your panties out of a bunch.) He went completely unconscious on his back, and his arms went stiff into the air. I then proceeded to run away with the speed of 10 horses -- I'm no fighter.
Mikilatov - 1 Bout, 1KO via Head Stomp, 0 Losses.
Bring on Fedor.
My hand is fine, just really bruised and swollen, and that's already starting to go away, so that's good. And the Pride I have from headstomping that useless douchebag fuck makes it all worth it. Like I said, I'm no fighter.
So I've decided it's no longer safe to walk in the middle of the night in my town. Which is, in general, a supertiny supersafe town in which nothing ever happens. With this, this is the second time I've had problems -- But at least this time it wasn't with the COPS.Last edit: 2009-06-22 04:56:29
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| Frits Netherlands. June 22 2009 04:04. Posts 11607 | Profile # |
| uhhhhh you deserve to be charged with assault |
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| littlechava United States. June 22 2009 04:05. Posts 7021 | Profile Blog # |
| What if he just wanted change for a five? |
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| Nytefish United Kingdom. June 22 2009 04:05. Posts 3421 | Profile Blog # |
| I bet they were just asking for directions and the guy you hit was walking towards you funny because he had a stomach cramp. |
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 Roffles  Tuvalu. June 22 2009 04:06. Posts 14400 | Profile Blog # |
| Lil too quick there to act, dont ya think? Especially cause you aggro'ed first. Even if they were acting a lil suspicious and aggressive, at the end of the day you still aggro'ed first without warrant. |
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| 3clipse Canada. June 22 2009 04:06. Posts 2541 | Profile Blog # |
If everyone was like you, these assholes wouldn't exist. Nice job. 
Edit: Come on guys, he was clearly about to be attacked or robbed. Also, he would be charged with Battery, not Assault.  (at least in Canada)Last edit: 2009-06-22 04:08:26 |
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| Try United States. June 22 2009 04:10. Posts 1273 | Profile Blog # |
| High Five! I hate all those assholes who yell at you from their car because they think that they are so cool. We need more people like you to stand up to these jock faggots who get drunk and scream/flick off passerbys. |
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| Chuiu June 22 2009 04:12. Posts 3470 | Profile Blog # |
| I know they were harassing you but you weren't 'jumped'. You just decked some random douche and ran. |
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| Mikilatov United States. June 22 2009 04:12. Posts 3897 | Profile Blog # |
On June 22 2009 04:04 Frits wrote:
uhhhhh you deserve to be charged with assault
On June 22 2009 04:05 littlechava wrote:
What if he just wanted change for a five?
On June 22 2009 04:05 Nytefish wrote:
I bet they were just asking for directions and the guy you hit was walking towards you funny because he had a stomach cramp.
Hahaha. That would be quite funny, although probably notsofunny, but trust me, that wasn't the case. You don't run at someone with your sleeves up if you're not looking for trouble. |
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 Racenilatr United States. June 22 2009 04:13. Posts 2756 | Profile Blog # |
| haha nice! Your one step closer to becoming chuck norris |
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| MiniRoman Canada. June 22 2009 04:15. Posts 3953 | Profile Blog # |
| You cant stomp on someone on the ground, that's assault and passed the lines of self-defense. You sucker punched and stomped someone, didn't get jumped. Gj I guess on being a douchebag. |
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| Mikilatov United States. June 22 2009 04:20. Posts 3897 | Profile Blog # |
On June 22 2009 04:12 Chuiu wrote:
I know they were harassing you but you weren't 'jumped'. You just decked some random douche and ran.
On June 22 2009 04:15 MiniRoman wrote:
You cant stomp on someone on the ground, that's assault and passed the lines of self-defense. You sucker punched and stomped someone, didn't get jumped. Gj I guess on being a douchebag.
I was walking, minding my own business, and some dude aggressively attacked at me with the obvious intention of causing harm. How is that not being jumped? Just because I got the 'jump' on him doesn't mean the situation didn't exist.
I'm no fighter, everything I did was out of fear of having the shit kicked out of me. Last edit: 2009-06-22 04:21:17 |
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| Cloud Sexico. June 22 2009 04:21. Posts 5604 | Profile Blog # |
| Youre a coward, an idiot and an asshole. Cogratulations. |
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| Mikilatov United States. June 22 2009 04:24. Posts 3897 | Profile Blog # |
On June 22 2009 04:21 Cloud wrote:
Youre a coward, an idiot and an asshole. Cogratulations.
Coward, yes.
Idiot, I'm not so sure.
Asshole, I'd disagree. |
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| Try United States. June 22 2009 04:26. Posts 1273 | Profile Blog # |
On June 22 2009 04:21 Cloud wrote:
Youre a coward, an idiot and an asshole. Cogratulations.
How is he the asshole, when the other guy obviously came out of the car to either attack or harass him further? Obviously when a bunch of assholes yell and harrass you from their car, they aren't out to do any good. I would be scared too, although I probably wouldn't have reacted as violently, but I don't see how beating up complete douchebags that might hurt you constitutes being an asshole. |
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 travis United States. June 22 2009 04:28. Posts 20426 | Profile Blog # |
why did you stomp on his head
u should have kicked him in the balls
don't do shit that can actually cause permanent damage to them / kill them |
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| Mikilatov United States. June 22 2009 04:29. Posts 3897 | Profile Blog # |
On June 22 2009 04:26 Try wrote:
Show nested quote +On June 22 2009 04:21 Cloud wrote:
Youre a coward, an idiot and an asshole. Cogratulations.
How is he the asshole, when the other guy obviously came out of the car to either attack or harass him further? Obviously when a bunch of assholes yell and harrass you from their car, they aren't out to do any good. I would be scared too, although I probably wouldn't have reacted as violently, but I don't see how beating up complete douchebags that might hurt you constitutes being an asshole.
Thanks, haha.
Not to mention -- I run pretty fast, but I'm not willing to see if I can run faster than some guy who obviously wants to cause harm to me, and the punch didn't do hardly any damage to him, so I felt a lot safer sealing the deal with the stomp before I ran. |
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| Mikilatov United States. June 22 2009 04:27. Posts 3897 | Profile Blog # |
On June 22 2009 04:28 travis wrote:
why did you stomp on his head
u should have kicked him in the balls
don't do shit that can actually cause permanent damage to them / kill them
See above post. |
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| anderoo Canada. June 22 2009 04:28. Posts 1876 | Profile Blog # |
lol
gj not getting punched in the face i guess, but why the fuck did the other guys not help out their friend when he was getting his face stomped? |
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