 BloodyC0bbler Canada. June 22 2009 17:22. Posts 2811 | Profile Blog |
Okay, so i don't want to become an e-emo kid aournd here or anything. And i don't usually post this kind of stuff on forums... but i met this girl over the internet :S and im not sure of what to do. Anda also im not sure my friends will be able to help me that much.
Like a month ago or so, i started posting in a forum I have been reading for a long time. Its a games forum. Anyway, there was this user who everyone knew it was a girl. One day i got a PM from this girl asking for my msn account. I add her for curiosity and inmediately starts a conversation.
Ok. So everyone in the forum is sure she is a girl. Someone leeked some pics he got from her, of her doing a blowjob. This made me think she was a fake user or something like that ( you never know in teh internets =[ ).
If you want to se this pics just for curiosity
NOTE: NOT WORK SAFE
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NOT WORK SAFE PICTURES
So we talk like 3 days MAX over msn and she starts giving me phrases like: "we should really go drink something sometime" (we were talking about drinks). I didnt know what to do since there were some chances she was a fake. Anyway i took my chances and went to meet her yesterday's afternoon, at about 8pm. Im waiting on a bar's door and as soon as i saw every woman that passed by, i would check if it was her, =[ lol.
Ten minutes passed and i was thinking how stupid i was for going (it was a 40 minute trip on bus), when i feel someone touching my shoulder.
It was her. She was dressed pretty hot for a week day (i dont know how to call this in english) and we inmediately went inside the bar to have some beers, and after like 1 hour of drinking and talking she asks me if i wanted to go to her house (5 blocks away from where we were at). I go yes of course, thinking only about how 'friendly' she was towards me and, of course, about her pictures.
We get to her house, take the elevator and when we are about to enter her house, she starts kissing me very passionately while moving inside her house. I 'push' her to the sofa and she starts trying to unzip my jeans. And when i was about to revive what i've seen in those pictures:
Ninjas. Thousands of them flipping against the walls. Breaking every jar, painting, grandma, whatever they saw in the apartment. The camera cuts to an extreme zoom-in on a ninja clan leader, standing on top of a table. He screams some hardcore battlecry in Japanese, and i'm not sure what he's saying because there are no subtitles at this part. He takes the damn whore and breaks his neck with a kung-fu touch.
NOW IM REALLY PISSED. They ruined my blowjob. I turn my head to the other 999 ninjas ( *Music wails in the background* ), and start kicking ass "the matrix" style with slow motion and everything. I kill those 999 within seconds, but... the ninja leader gets to stab me from the back and im fucking bleeding so bad, but i couldn't care less. My wang was still hard as a rock.
I stab my the ninja leader right into his throat with my stiff cock, and unleash all them cum i have been acumulating for the last for 2 hours while using my fingers to block the sperm coming out of his ears. His head instantly explodes covering the whole room in a pinky tone.
I get to the street and take the bus home...
Note: This story actually happened to IntothewowLast edit: 2009-06-22 17:27:56
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 Lemonwalrus United States. June 22 2009 17:28. Posts 3044 | Profile Blog |
| At first I thought this might be a troll, but then I read the rest and decided it is probably legit. |
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 Schnake Germany. June 22 2009 17:30. Posts 1724 | Profile |
| After reading this young sir, I am left in a mind state of "WTF". Thank you for your cooperation. |
| | *steps into room* my god... food everywhere... a piece of sandwich on the wall? OJ all over the floor? this must be the work of... the chaos luncher - vGl-CoW |
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 MorningMusume11 United States. June 22 2009 17:36. Posts 1457 | Profile Blog | |
| | Every wanna pretty is an actual song lyric... I live in the Kpop thread |
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 DoX.) Singapore. June 22 2009 17:37. Posts 2842 | Profile |
| LOL first time i saw this |
| | Fuck Kespa. Casy for OSL GoGoGo Nada for MSL |
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 Hittegods Stockholm. June 22 2009 17:39. Posts 3224 | Profile | |
| | This neo violence, pure self defiance |
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 deathgod6 United States. June 22 2009 17:54. Posts 3360 | Profile Blog |
| Enough of these copy and paste blogs! This same story can't happen to two people! |
| | Though I'm sexually straight, you're bound to find, I'm mentally gay, 'cause I'll blow your mind. |
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 GTR . June 22 2009 17:55. Posts 22425 | Profile Blog | |
| Did you get my sign, Sign?! Fantastic elastic. Chu∼♡
귀를 감아 넘어오는 그 놈 목소리, 지겨워도 듣게 되는 그런 Melody, 다시 나를 조여오는 너의 Memory. |
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 SilverSkyLark Philippines. June 22 2009 18:08. Posts 5109 | Profile Blog | |
| | "If i lost an arm, I would play w3." -IntoTheWow |
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 alffla Hong Kong. June 22 2009 18:21. Posts 13083 | Profile Blog | |
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 Clasic Bosnia-Herzegovina. June 22 2009 18:31. Posts 1437 | Profile Blog | |
| | No no no no its not mine! |
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 Pika Chu Romania. June 22 2009 18:31. Posts 1252 | Profile |
| So why did you post something that was already posted by ITW? Last edit: 2009-06-22 18:33:01 |
| | They first ignore you. After they laugh at you. Next they will fight you. In the end you will win. |
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 Kentor United States. June 22 2009 18:35. Posts 4250 | Profile Blog |
On June 22 2009 18:31 Pika Chu wrote:
So why did you post something that was already posted by ITW?
On June 22 2009 17:37 DoX.) wrote:
LOL first time i saw this
actually this is dumbLast edit: 2009-06-22 18:41:14 |
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| BloodyC0bbler Canada. June 22 2009 18:35. Posts 2811 | Profile Blog |
click the blogs tab to get to the blog forum, then read some of the titles, you will see what i did  |
| | Rhaegar fought nobly. Rhaegar fought valiantly. Rhaegar fought honorably. And Rhaeger died. --Ser Jorah Mormont TL MAFIA FORUM http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 go go ! |
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| SilverSkyLark Philippines. June 22 2009 18:39. Posts 5109 | Profile Blog | |
| | "If i lost an arm, I would play w3." -IntoTheWow |
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| BloodyC0bbler Canada. June 22 2009 18:43. Posts 2811 | Profile Blog |
| Yes |
| | Rhaegar fought nobly. Rhaegar fought valiantly. Rhaegar fought honorably. And Rhaeger died. --Ser Jorah Mormont TL MAFIA FORUM http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 go go ! |
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 t3r.sAnkAri Canada. June 22 2009 18:55. Posts 230 | Profile Blog |
At first I was like, not another one of these damn things. But lolololol. Nice one.
You basically fresh princed all of us.Last edit: 2009-06-22 19:07:01 |
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 Latham June 22 2009 18:58. Posts 660 | Profile Blog |
5/5, would read again.
I though it was fake at first because of the "girl" thing but when you said there were ninjas you convinced me that this is the truth. |
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