Scene: A PC-Bang. One row of PCs is occupied by a group of Koreans wearing various progaming attire. Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A noob and FishEye enter.
Noob: Let's sit here. FishEye: All right. Noob: Morning! Observer: Morning! Noob: Well, what've you got? Observer: Well, there's marines and medics; marines medics and tanks; marines and spam; marines medics and spam; marines medics tanks and spam; spam marines tanks and spam; spam marines spam spam medics and spam; spam tanks spam spam marines spam vessels and spam; Koreans: Spam spam spam spam... Observer: ...spam spam spam tanks and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam battle cruisers spam spam spam... Koreans: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Observer: ...or dropship play with quick dual upgrade vultures, 3/3 upgrades fully energised vessels and spam. FishEye: Have you got anything without spam? Observer: Well, there's spam marines tanks and spam, that's not got much spam in it. FishEye: I don't want ANY spam! Noob: Why can't he have marines medics spam and tanks? FishEye: THAT'S got spam in it! Noob: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam marines medics and spam, has it? Koreans: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...) FishEye: Could you do the marines medics spam and tanks without the spam then? Observer: Urgghh! FishEye: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam! Koreans: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Observer: Shut up! Koreans: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Observer: Shut up! (Koreans stop) Bloody Koreans! You can't have marines medics spam and tanks without the spam. FishEye: I don't like spam! Noob: Sshh, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam battle cruisers spam spam spam and spam! Koreans: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Observer: Shut up!! Battle cruisers are off. Noob: Well could I have his spam instead of the battle cruisers then? Observer: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Koreans drown her words) Koreans: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
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