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 Chef   July 11 2009 13:15. Posts 9708
Profile Blog # 
Scene: A PC-Bang. One row of PCs is occupied by a group of Koreans wearing various progaming attire. Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A noob and FishEye enter.


Noob: Let's sit here.
FishEye: All right.
Noob: Morning!
Observer: Morning!
Noob: Well, what've you got?
Observer: Well, there's marines and medics; marines medics and tanks; marines and spam; marines medics and spam; marines medics tanks and spam; spam marines tanks and spam; spam marines spam spam medics and spam; spam tanks spam spam marines spam vessels and spam;
Koreans: Spam spam spam spam...
Observer: ...spam spam spam tanks and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam battle cruisers spam spam spam...
Koreans: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Observer: ...or dropship play with quick dual upgrade vultures, 3/3 upgrades fully energised vessels and spam.
FishEye: Have you got anything without spam?
Observer: Well, there's spam marines tanks and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
FishEye: I don't want ANY spam!
Noob: Why can't he have marines medics spam and tanks?
FishEye: THAT'S got spam in it!
Noob: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam marines medics and spam, has it?
Koreans: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
FishEye: Could you do the marines medics spam and tanks without the spam then?
Observer: Urgghh!
FishEye: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Koreans: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Observer: Shut up!
Koreans: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Observer: Shut up! (Koreans stop) Bloody Koreans! You can't have marines medics spam and tanks without the spam.
FishEye: I don't like spam!
Noob: Sshh, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam battle cruisers spam spam spam and spam!
Koreans: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Observer: Shut up!! Battle cruisers are off.
Noob: Well could I have his spam instead of the battle cruisers then?
Observer: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Koreans drown her words)
Koreans: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

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Last edit: 2009-07-19 03:03:50


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LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
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 Husky   United States. July 11 2009 13:17. Posts 3361
Profile Blog # 
reported for spam

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Commentaries: youtube.com/HuskyStarcraft
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 Pengu1n   United States. July 11 2009 13:22. Posts 552
Profile Blog # 
spamity spam spam
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 Archaic   United States. July 11 2009 13:29. Posts 4023
Profile Blog # 
Hahaha, this is great.
EDIT: 5/5
Last edit: 2009-07-11 13:30:03
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 GrimAngel   United States. July 11 2009 13:47. Posts 414
Profile # 
lol you must've been quite bored XD
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 jimminy_kriket   Canada. July 11 2009 14:06. Posts 4673
Profile Blog # 
this was very hard to read drunk
Twitter is for nancies.
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 numLoCK   Canada. July 11 2009 14:08. Posts 1413
Profile Blog # 
Ahaha love spam, so tasty ^.^
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  BanZu   United States. July 11 2009 14:47. Posts 3329Profile Blog # 
What the spam?!?
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
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