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Chef July 11 2009 13:15. Posts 9708

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Scene: A PC-Bang. One row of PCs is occupied by a group of Koreans wearing various progaming attire. Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A noob and FishEye enter.

Noob: Let's sit here.
FishEye: All right.
Noob: Morning!
Observer: Morning!
Noob: Well, what've you got?
Observer: Well, there's marines and medics; marines medics and tanks; marines and spam; marines medics and spam; marines medics tanks and spam; spam marines tanks and spam; spam marines spam spam medics and spam; spam tanks spam spam marines spam vessels and spam;
Koreans: Spam spam spam spam...
Observer: ...spam spam spam tanks and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam battle cruisers spam spam spam...
Koreans: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Observer: ...or dropship play with quick dual upgrade vultures, 3/3 upgrades fully energised vessels and spam.
FishEye: Have you got anything without spam?
Observer: Well, there's spam marines tanks and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
FishEye: I don't want ANY spam!
Noob: Why can't he have marines medics spam and tanks?
FishEye: THAT'S got spam in it!
Noob: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam marines medics and spam, has it?
Koreans: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
FishEye: Could you do the marines medics spam and tanks without the spam then?
Observer: Urgghh!
FishEye: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Koreans: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Observer: Shut up!
Koreans: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Observer: Shut up! (Koreans stop) Bloody Koreans! You can't have marines medics spam and tanks without the spam.
FishEye: I don't like spam!
Noob: Sshh, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam battle cruisers spam spam spam and spam!
Koreans: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Observer: Shut up!! Battle cruisers are off.
Noob: Well could I have his spam instead of the battle cruisers then?
Observer: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Koreans drown her words)
Koreans: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

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Last edit: 2009-07-19 03:03:50