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  A3iL3r0n   United States. July 22 2009 10:53. Posts 1888Profile Blog 
The bullet sank slowly into his calf. His tissue felt soft and gummy like marshmellow. He covered the red and pink little hole with his hand attentively, but lost patience with it after nothing happened and he began to knead his calf idly because it felt good. A bulge slowly became more pronounced as time passed. To him, it was hard to tell if the bulge was growing or if it was a trick of the mind, and it actually was remaining the same size. No longer a subtle welling force-- the ever-thinning flesh snapped back; the crescendo of force spat the guts of his leg into the air. A lithe arc of blood sprang after it, following the meteor of flying gore and its attendant specks of flesh. That was Mitzi Farrakhan for you. I hardly knew how to multiply.

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The internet ruins everything eventually.
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  ghermination   Croatia. July 22 2009 10:55. Posts 1655Profile Blog 
What?
Blizzard hasn't made a good game since Diablo 2, prove me wrong. *Cannabis brownies: the breakfast, second breakfast, brunch, lunch, tea time, dinner, dessert, and midnight snack of champions.*
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  paper   July 22 2009 10:57. Posts 7281Profile Blog 
My mother is a fish.
로플 썹? 섹스섹스 보지털。
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  redtooth   July 22 2009 10:58. Posts 1365Profile Blog 
So it goes
▲ Ketchup Alliance ▲ Zim_ for bonjwa ▲
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  SiZ.FaNtAsY   United States. July 22 2009 10:58. Posts 1263Profile Blog 
edit - mod
Last edit: 2009-07-22 11:32:51
Karma is a bitch
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  beetlelisk   Poland. July 22 2009 11:01. Posts 639Profile 
=== |///D would prolly be a better title ;P
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  {CC}StealthBlue   United States. July 22 2009 11:02. Posts 6474Profile Blog 

On July 22 2009 10:57 paper wrote:
My mother is a fish.


Haha
If you've done things right, people won't be sure if you've done anything at all.
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  skronch   United States. July 22 2009 11:03. Posts 889Profile 
i'm intrigued, moree
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  arb   United States. July 22 2009 11:06. Posts 3243Profile Blog 
Huh
Even with all the battered women in the world i still like to eat mine plain.
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  meathook   July 22 2009 11:09. Posts 993Profile 
5/5 would read again.
An ugly planet. A bug planet.
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  KawaiiRice   United States. July 22 2009 11:09. Posts 609Profile Blog 
[image loading]
nomnomnomnomnom
Member of the "Fuck Yeah, Canata !" committee | OSUFAM FIGHTING!! http://osu.ppy.sh/
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  Fontong   United States. July 22 2009 11:12. Posts 4805Profile Blog 
edit - mod
Last edit: 2009-07-22 11:33:04
SECRET FONT :3 WTB KT Finger Boom shirt, offer 100 USD
ACE fighting forever! -- IRIS~FORGG~FIGHTING. "My goal this season is 1 win."
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  food   United States. July 22 2009 11:12. Posts 1890Profile Blog 
if you guis didnt get it
• is the bullet
Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
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  Trezeguet23   United States. July 22 2009 11:15. Posts 751Profile Blog 
I got it, but....

5/5
I love food.
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  Kennigit   Canada. July 22 2009 11:20. Posts 11725Profile Blog 
hahahah me and pachi are giggling in glee
+ Show Spoiler +
It\'s like LastShadow driving to the middle of nowhere because his GPS map got edited.
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  Grobyc   Canada. July 22 2009 11:26. Posts 5315Profile Blog 

On July 22 2009 11:20 Kennigit wrote:
hahahah me and pachi are giggling in glee
+ Show Spoiler +


lmao I was looking at all the banned people and going "coincidence?"
"When you play, you have to start off with a mindset to turn the game into a rape" - iloveoov
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  paper   July 22 2009 11:29. Posts 7281Profile Blog 
what if someone posted an image macro that had a genuine compliment?!
로플 썹? 섹스섹스 보지털。
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  Kennigit   Canada. July 22 2009 11:45. Posts 11725Profile Blog 
Does one exist?
It\'s like LastShadow driving to the middle of nowhere because his GPS map got edited.
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  samachking   Bahrain. July 22 2009 11:48. Posts 2488Profile Blog 

On July 22 2009 10:57 paper wrote:
My mother is a fish.


That was the only book I never really got in high school.
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  El.Divino   United States. July 22 2009 12:00. Posts 954Profile Blog 
Must admit that was well written. Elaborate, please.
My wife for hire. (aka pLaTypu5) | NaDa fan.
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