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Dumbass Girlfriend

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  A3iL3r0n   United States. July 29 2009 08:38. Posts 1888Profile Blog 
I saw a picture of her kissing someone else once, and found out something I didn't know. She furrows her eyebrows when she kisses, giving the impression of absurd ferocity. She was not noticeably pretty on her own, but had the definitive moves of a pretty girl. Her face contrived to look coquettish and/or lightly concerned with such precisely played confidence she couldn't help but be everyone's favorite, and I couldn't help but find her ambition to be beautiful, marvelous from a far. Well, she smoldered at close range. We smashed together like two swung panes of glass and exploded everywhere. It was everything like I imagined heroin to be. You cannot describe her in words as captivatingly fraudulent as she physically describes herself.

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The internet ruins everything eventually.
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  kidd   United States. July 29 2009 08:42. Posts 2090Profile Blog 
I am really confused as to what your whole point is
Hi
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  illu   Canada. July 29 2009 08:44. Posts 1018Profile Blog 
I think what Kennigit said on vent on the other day was WAY more interesting.
:]
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  clazziquai   July 29 2009 08:45. Posts 6685Profile Blog 
OK GOOD
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
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  Mikilatov   United States. July 29 2009 08:48. Posts 1938Profile Blog 
phiveowtohphive

=(
Last edit: 2009-07-29 08:48:57
Much+BackHo+Iris<3 zizi yO~
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  radar14   United States. July 29 2009 08:49. Posts 1330Profile Blog 
i'm starting to think you might be a serial killer
impatience is a virtue
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  eXigent.   Canada. July 29 2009 08:50. Posts 963Profile Blog 
oneoutofphive
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  enthusiast   United States. July 29 2009 08:51. Posts 71Profile 
DEEP.
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  Murlox   France. July 29 2009 08:54. Posts 638Profile Blog 
Too subtle for this kind of forum
Ze4g Terr4n Pro4oss
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  d(O.o)a   Canada. July 29 2009 08:54. Posts 2741Profile Blog 
O.o?
Hi.
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  ilovejonn   Canada. July 29 2009 08:54. Posts 1501Profile Blog 
cut the crap and post pix duh
terran terran terran terran te terran terran te terran terran
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  grobo   Sweden. July 29 2009 08:55. Posts 3781Profile Blog 
Cool story bro
じゃ
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  Dazed_Spy   Canada. July 29 2009 08:58. Posts 1443Profile Blog 

On July 29 2009 08:38 A3iL3r0n wrote:
I saw a picture of her kissing someone else once, and found out something I didn't know. She furrows her eyebrows when she kisses, giving the impression of absurd ferocity. She was not noticeably pretty on her own, but had the definitive moves of a pretty girl. Her face contrived to look coquettish and/or lightly concerned with such precisely played confidence she couldn't help but be everyone's favorite, and I couldn't help but find her ambition to be beautiful, marvelous from a far. Well, she smoldered at close range. We smashed together like two swung panes of glass and exploded everywhere. It was everything like I imagined heroin to be. You cannot describe her in words as captivatingly fraudulent as she physically describes herself.
im so tired of all these fucking "im in loooove" "my relationship is baaaad" and other shitty threads similar..
Savior shall destroy us all in 2009|| Idra fighting! #1 backho hater
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  Chef   Canada. July 29 2009 09:05. Posts 4712Profile Blog 
Too contrived. Try harder next time

That's probably my fault, Dazed_Spy. Sorry.
Last edit: 2009-07-29 09:05:48
Even though you go to the other world, please don't blame me... (don't)
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  Musoeun   Korea (South). July 29 2009 09:06. Posts 1945Profile Blog 
I hope for the sake of your sanity that this is a joke.
Don't Shoot the Penguins. | "No no storr...this is the one thread in the history of the internet in which rickrolling is completely on topic and acceptable." - Lemonwalrus
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  ghermination   Croatia. July 29 2009 09:12. Posts 1655Profile Blog 
I didn't know that many schizophrenics played SC. Seriously crazy sounding stuff.
Blizzard hasn't made a good game since Diablo 2, prove me wrong. *Cannabis brownies: the breakfast, second breakfast, brunch, lunch, tea time, dinner, dessert, and midnight snack of champions.*
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  Draconizard   United States. July 29 2009 09:16. Posts 229Profile 
Hmm, nice, yet another incomprehensible mess.
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  Xusneb   Canada. July 29 2009 09:16. Posts 544Profile Blog 
Personally, I enjoyed the prose - the words roll off the tongue It's like some form of ridiculous poetry. I'll just take it at face value and not analyze any hidden meanings.
If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy
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  Sprite   United States. July 29 2009 09:18. Posts 903Profile 
The blog Title is Misleading
Last edit: 2009-07-29 09:21:56
Firebathero's #1 Fan
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  arb   United States. July 29 2009 09:18. Posts 3243Profile Blog 
Pics
Even with all the battered women in the world i still like to eat mine plain.
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