The hottest girl I've ever been with and we ended up laughing and joking around instead of humping.
At first I couldn't even unhook her bra. Then I was talking aloud to myself in order to make sure I got the condom on correctly but then when it was on, I think the blood flow down south stopped and it got all soft and wouldn't even go in.
I got so frustrated that I took the condom off and threw it aside. Once I got hard again, I couldn't put that condom back on. WTF, I didn't know it was so difficult to put back on an opened condom.
Anyway, for all you noobs out there. It may seem lame to plan ahead, but fucking plan ahead.
Because shit happens.. like it did to me =\
n.DieJokes United States. July 31 2009 08:03. Posts 3274
Lol. If you fail once, you'll continuously fail Just give up after the first failure.
It is impossible to be a citizen if you don't make an effort to understand the most basic activities of your government. It is very difficult to thrive in an increasingly competitive world if you're a nation of doods.