 jjun212 Canada. July 31 2009 07:53. Posts 1536 | Profile Blog |
I admit it. Especially after last night.
The hottest girl I've ever been with and we ended up laughing and joking around instead of humping.
At first I couldn't even unhook her bra. Then I was talking aloud to myself in order to make sure I got the condom on correctly but then when it was on, I think the blood flow down south stopped and it got all soft and wouldn't even go in.
FML
I got so frustrated that I took the condom off and threw it aside. Once I got hard again, I couldn't put that condom back on. WTF, I didn't know it was so difficult to put back on an opened condom.
Anyway, for all you noobs out there. It may seem lame to plan ahead, but fucking plan ahead.
Because shit happens.. like it did to me =\
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 n.DieJokes United States. July 31 2009 08:03. Posts 742 | Profile Blog |
| rough, did you get anything or was the whole night bust? |
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 Judicator United States. July 31 2009 08:10. Posts 1378 | Profile |
| I am sorry but this is hilarious in the way you tell it. |
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 Rekrul San Diego. July 31 2009 08:10. Posts 13053 | Profile Blog |
| LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL |
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| A3iL3r0n United States. July 31 2009 08:11. Posts 1888 | Profile Blog | |
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 Ack1027 United States. July 31 2009 08:12. Posts 4670 | Profile Blog |
rofl
Shit happens. Now you know to plan ahead. |
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| Ingenol United States. July 31 2009 08:13. Posts 633 | Profile |
| That's brutal. Condoms are meant as one time use things, haha. |
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| Ack1027 United States. July 31 2009 08:13. Posts 4670 | Profile Blog |
Also don't reuse the condom if you've already put it on once.
I missed that the first time because I was laughing...sorry lol =/ |
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 Zurles United Kingdom. July 31 2009 08:16. Posts 489 | Profile |
five out of five!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope this is real |
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 krazymunky Hong Kong. July 31 2009 08:18. Posts 322 | Profile |
On July 31 2009 08:10 Rekrul wrote:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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| ChaseR Norway. July 31 2009 08:20. Posts 326 | Profile |
On July 31 2009 08:10 Rekrul wrote:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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| Rekrul San Diego. July 31 2009 08:20. Posts 13053 | Profile Blog |
nothing wrong with being unable to unhook a bra though
just be like WHAT THE FUCK then she'll laugh and do it herself |
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 RaGe Belgium. July 31 2009 08:21. Posts 7607 | Profile Blog | |
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 Pengu1n United States. July 31 2009 08:23. Posts 287 | Profile Blog |
haha yeah same shit happened to me my first time but eventually u become pro and can unhook that crap in like 1 sec with 2 fingers.
also i sucked at putting on condoms when i used them i jus made my gf put them on for me lol she didnt mind. plus you cant really go soft while shes playing with your penis putting it on.Last edit: 2009-07-31 08:25:08 |
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 Gliche United States. July 31 2009 08:28. Posts 523 | Profile Blog |
lol
Yes we all go through that first time, but at least you're honest. Practice makes perfect! |
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 Titusmaster6 United States. July 31 2009 08:29. Posts 2151 | Profile Blog |
On July 31 2009 08:20 Rekrul wrote:
nothing wrong with being unable to unhook a bra though
just be like WHAT THE FUCK then she'll laugh and do it herself
So true haha. Those things are pieces of shit. The bra I mean |
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| Clow Brazil. July 31 2009 08:32. Posts 398 | Profile Blog |
I'm sorry about your night man.
Thanks for the advice. 5/5 |
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| RushWifDietCoke United States. July 31 2009 08:32. Posts 299 | Profile |
1. Thumb and pointer finger on the band (in the middle where it connects obviously)around her back.
2. Pinch fingers together.
Took me a while to figure out but it's like riding a bicycle, once you learn you'll never forget.
Edit: I've evolved into a zergling finally.  Last edit: 2009-07-31 08:33:58 |
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| Mystlord United States. July 31 2009 08:35. Posts 2025 | Profile Blog |
| Lol. If you fail once, you'll continuously fail Just give up after the first failure. |
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