"In 2509 the Confederation, the most stable political force in Koprau sector, announced free space colonization..." In Soviet Russia, copyright violate YOU!
I saw ads for this game called xCraft on TL, and after some Reddit investigating decided to share it to see what others think.
It seems self-aware:
These Russians are completely insolent. I also want to live forever, but I would never clone the hero of World War II... Most likely they preside in the government of the Earth and somehow bypassed the ban. In any case, I am waiting for the arrival of the fleet of Marshal Zhukov, to put an end to xerjs and destroy the power of the scientific office. The Scientologist must die!
Beyond the blatant ripoff of BW ("the battle between Xerjs, Tosses, and Terrans", c'mon)
And stealing video from Serenity/Firefly and Moon.
What I found entertaining was the awful writing. It seems that the game's endorsement of 'colonization' (of Blizzard's IP) is actually used as a selling point. It markets itself with the offer of: "Touch the legend..." "Colonize planets because the space is infinite." "My dream is to fertilize two females at a time."
What I didn't anticipate how quickly it became NSFW. This appears as soon as you register (emphasis mine):
"If you are under 21, you are not allowed to visit this project.
Welcome to the dark world of the future. The fierce struggle for resources has heated up to the limit. Players rob, hurt and rape here. If this is unacceptable for you please leave the project before you start.
After 500 years, free sexual relations are promoted. If this is unacceptable for you please leave the project.
Communication between players, forum and chat are moderated according to the laws of the XXVI century. If you are confused by the possible boorish behavior of the project participants do not contact them, do not attack space pirates, do not read the chat, do not go to the forum.
Do not gaze into abyss, or abyss starts to gaze into you.
The gameplay consists of setting build commands, then waiting ages (between 1.5min and 2hr) for things to build. So I got bored and left. But if anyone else dares to explore this monstrosity, please do post updates!
Lol looks like the Xerjs spare some of the beautiful women that fall into their claws and instead of eating them use them as sexy personal adjutants to the cerebrates.
On May 23 2018 21:13 kogeT wrote: Wasn't there a topic in a past where at least a dozen of different starcraft remakes were mentioned? Especially in Korea there has been so many.
the game exists for 10 years and continuously the "beta " version. day without change = day lost. everything is done in order to earn as much money as possible on players. bug on the bug. one being repaired arises a new one. it will finish you
(https://xcraft.ru/rules.html), 8.6: The administration is not responsible for the loss of players due to bugs, defects or any other circumstances.
:oOOOOOYEAAAAA.. this something made by Russians, admins are Russians .. it's already fair enough .. they say with background sense .. .. subject matter was "armor[ARMOR!] regeneration by xerjs' overlords that failed my attack on 7 days absent player planet & loot picked up one russian freak that probably launched attack on same planet after me .. so, no any reply - why armor regeneration is running out there .. & russians found bad russian words & BAN .. while they must BAN themselves .. as admins that overlook a global chat .. .. BULLSHIT of all time - to write forum = must pay, .. Post Topic 5 Hydarian Crystals, reply in topic - 1 HC, .. .. New Time - not far before, some few weeks - New Update -> Computer Technology with CRP 9[nine, was 2 or 2.5] .. consequences - now to reach Nanite Factory with requirement Comp Tech Level 5 is taking 90 days without nano lab, 59 days with nano lab tech 1(25% bonus) & with Nano Lab Level 2 - 43.75% research speed bonus .. & Comp Tech Level 5 cost 5,248,800 Metal 2,624,400 Crystal 656,100 Vespene .. & more about the came update - the total idiotic cut of the researched Computer Tech - mine was in researching level 7 - idiots cut it to level 1 .. while adequate level to keep was Level 3 .. .. *perhaps, i playing my game & ignore idiots' government - however, they commit enormous EFFORTS about it - We Are Creators - same as Gods .. & this is OUR Territory - with meaning "whatever according to our mind & Plan" .. ..
An irritated topic start, but free advertising is a free advertising ^^ Reps.ru guys tried this game nine years ago. It seems to me a lot has visually changed since then, but I don't want to play again anyway.