Don't be offended.
Attempt to disguise that this is a brag blog.
Link to rep.
More information to distract you from the fact that this is a brag blog.
Link to picture of girl.
Comment giving details as to the number of times I have fucked pictured girl.
Comment regarding quality of sex with said girl.
Comment justifying why I stopped having sex with said girl.
Sentence requesting the other members of Team Liquid to comment on my brags.