queen of phrase, taking names, crush like elephant; here's peanuts
please just leave my piece of tender meat be i need it
i ain't beastly i'm a wee-green-stream-dwelling-freak, meek and teeth-less
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_-NoMaN-_
Canada250 Posts
queen of phrase, taking names, crush like elephant; here's peanuts please just leave my piece of tender meat be i need it i ain't beastly i'm a wee-green-stream-dwelling-freak, meek and teeth-less | ||
Gosi
Sweden9072 Posts
I own a pool, I am cool and I don't even go to school That fat around your waist, that fat around your face, it all makes you real easy to chase. I will roll you like a ball, bounce you against the wall Shoot you thru the hoop and smear your face with poop Your knees are bended, you're offended and you're life is ended. Served by #tl.dota2 ヽ(⌐■_■)ノ | ||
Gosi
Sweden9072 Posts
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WarSame
Canada1950 Posts
I just got back from another, me and your mums My bad, that wasn't just me, all the peeps came to see And seeing wasn't all they came for, know what I mean? Enough about trailer park hoes, this round is my side Sit, squirm and abide, I'll take you on a wild ride Call me Mr. Bones, this one you'll not survive Get the rap jones, commit lyrical suicide On August 20 2014 15:34 GreenHorizons wrote: Show nested quote + On August 20 2014 14:38 WarSame wrote: On August 20 2014 13:04 ninazerg wrote: I take the English language and take you task with it AFTER I TOOK THE DICTIONARY AND WIPED MY ASS WITH IT You took a simple rhyme, okay, but you're still trash with it Don't try to make any cash with it cuz you are not fast-witted All retards can say is "It's too long, it's just too long and too hard, and my ass can't take it" Then comeback with some crap that's so basic that pixels are wasted to show case it I would advise you to think harder about your rhymes and less about Green's penis You aren't even an infant, so I'll punt a fetus to Venus even if it seems fiendish I hope you're ready for your rhymes to get dissected, but you seem squeamish You never even seen a czarina like me and if you think you're gonna stomp on the scene uh... keep dreaming, genius I'm not gonna stomp the scene, I know what my place is As fun as this romp has been, I'm done with the paces Nina, please. You can't dissect these kinetic dialectics I told you protect your neck but now you need to get hectic Believe this - I'm not a fetus but six million super sperm You missed the warning, I'm swarming to nest in your perm Green's penis ain't important, but if you get a layup, take it Since you've got no talent, fake it The problem is your dad saw a baby and thought, shake it Your rap lacks are laid bare naked This shit ain't basic, it's acidic It shows because you cry when I spit it There's a saying that brevity is the soul of wit That's why you had five pages of being a twit The rest, I won't bother, I've paid in full You don't battle rap, you cattle fap Your rhymes are a load of bull EDIT: Also, NoMaN can you get back in on this? Nina and Green are pretty good, but yours were my favourite to read. First thing's first Warsame, your style is counterfeit Typical this battle would be juust like your girlfriend No matter how hard you try, you can't keep my dick out of it You wan't to claim the ring and tag it wit yo name Like I'd be complicit, wit the illicit, desecration of my lane? Sit back, retract, give my belt to some new lame some geriatric, sad trick, already circling the drain? NO! If people are crying when you spit, it's because your rhymes are sad Like when that three legged puppy, shit on your mom's bed, and got kicked by your dad Then, when, you went after him, to save it, your mom beat your ass, and told you to "behave bitch!"? You sat in the corner, and cried, like, "why she gotta be so mean" It was preperation, for your station, as a bitch like that trick, ZergGG Pretty good? Compared to you, we are gods I guess I can give you credit for challenging the odds But my prediction for this victim is total annihilation You're a middle school nerd bitch, you don't want this confrontation Your skills, dick and my girlfriend have one thing in common You brag about them, but they're non-existent This wasn't a battle before, just you and Nina bummin' My cool stunnin lyrical cunning will send you running It's Medieval Two: Total Warfare Captain vs. Faction Leader and Heir No night attack, just laying a smack Leave you with no nose and eyes black I've already got the ring, listen to what I'm sayin' You were asleep, I came in and went super saiyan Ready for a shock? Look in the box, what you gonna do? I'm Peter Quilling this, made you my Yondu Going to devour you like a plate of fondue Middle school? Haven't been there since I was three Got through it quicker than girls pass you over You gotta lift that weight I put upon your shoulder Confrontation with your problems will set you free On August 20 2014 15:50 ninazerg wrote: Show nested quote + On August 20 2014 14:38 WarSame wrote: On August 20 2014 13:04 ninazerg wrote: I take the English language and take you task with it AFTER I TOOK THE DICTIONARY AND WIPED MY ASS WITH IT You took a simple rhyme, okay, but you're still trash with it Don't try to make any cash with it cuz you are not fast-witted All retards can say is "It's too long, it's just too long and too hard, and my ass can't take it" Then comeback with some crap that's so basic that pixels are wasted to show case it I would advise you to think harder about your rhymes and less about Green's penis You aren't even an infant, so I'll punt a fetus to Venus even if it seems fiendish I hope you're ready for your rhymes to get dissected, but you seem squeamish You never even seen a czarina like me and if you think you're gonna stomp on the scene uh... keep dreaming, genius I'm not gonna stomp the scene, I know what my place is As fun as this romp has been, I'm done with the paces Nina, please. You can't dissect these kinetic dialectics I told you protect your neck but now you need to get hectic Believe this - I'm not a fetus but six million super sperm You missed the warning, I'm swarming to nest in your perm Green's penis ain't important, but if you get a layup, take it Since you've got no talent, fake it The problem is your dad saw a baby and thought, shake it Your rap lacks are laid bare naked This shit ain't basic, it's acidic It shows because you cry when I spit it There's a saying that brevity is the soul of wit That's why you had five pages of being a twit The rest, I won't bother, I've paid in full You don't battle rap, you cattle fap Your rhymes are a load of bull EDIT: Also, NoMaN can you get back in on this? Nina and Green are pretty good, but yours were my favourite to read. My rhymes are bull, yours are bear, baron of barren wastelands laid bare These fucking rappers all say the same shit just to see how they fare Your first set of rhymes are bad, this one's like a sequel to Daddy Daycare This ain't 8-mile, this is 3-mile, wait for radioactive waste decay here Chop you up like an onion, but only cry because your rhymes suck So if you want to be a cum stain, you'd be a cannibal and that's a mindfuck So eat me, you're already trying to grill me like silly until I'm scorching Stick a fork in my sore skin while it's warpin' like your mind high on endorphins Take your mouth, stick a cork in, take your rhymes, stick a fucking sword in I grab the mic, it's torching while I'm taking words with torque and morphing them into contortions Break the poor porcelain, forcin' my way into the world like the four horsemen Twist your torso into a misfortune abortion corpse while my words of war are pouring Holy places are unsafe from unholy rage, nothing can save you, not even earning heaven's grace You must be an asshole, because all you produce is shit like the jerky you jerks' rectums lays Like the chickenshit you are, but still you come up short like an imperfect eleven eggs And I don't want to hear about brevity from that English faggot who wrote thirty-seven plays You better edit those kinetic dialectics before they get shredded like lettuce Stick you poor wretches in a crevasse so nobody can pull you out with dredges I'm just a menace with a foot fetish because I jump off the wall and kick you like Pettis Slice up a nexus with pure zealots while reading Reddit sketches of people headless While you're such a cornball, you're basically a tamale, meat rolled in a corn husk And that's a-maize-ing, stalker predecessor, you forgot your bicycle helmet on the short bus You poor schmuck, thinking you're actually at sea world riding orcas and a porpoise Uppercut put your mind into orbit, so the odds of beating me are astronomical and unrealistic like porn fucks And since you know where your place is, I'm ready to start stomping faces steel-toe lesbian boot with no laces, carrying a crate of paper mache, a romping sadist So again quit mentioning GreenHorizon's dick, or you can message him, go on your date Or quit riding NoMaN's before it makes like a microwave potato and explodes in your face You sure you're a lesbian? You keep bringing up Greenie's teeny weenie I'm sure you're a has-been, groupie like a little pre-teenie I mentioned it once, then the topic was neckered It deserved 3 verses, as does any Guinness record You went homo for lower standards, needed some hanky-panky You're not Iggy, you've got no hits and you're far from Fancy You're a pretender butt-pirate, penis jealousy your rap figures Left hanging half the time, fully irate, no "scissor me timbers" Round the fire of love you're in a corner, alone with shivers I'm a cum-stain, no cannibal, tactical genius, next Hannibal You're a fan of peanut butter, a canine and play time Like a realistic Babe you've got my pity For your shitty rhymes, your verbal paucity Game recognize game, Grandma, you kinda unfamiliar right now Oh, I've mastered your kind before, in a pasture with the cows It shows why you don't recognize the skill of Shakespeare And you don't realize that you shouldn't still be here Worst of all is you getting a gun-on for run-on verses Keep it up and you'll put copy editors in their hearses Take the time from sprayin' em and the space from your cranium Space out your shit a little, maybe people would start to read 'em I've had enough of this little show, I'm down to join Mephisto We've got a blast lined up with Faust, opening a little cafe The only shot you've got of headlining is if you bring a pistol I've beaten you on the mic, bring it and I'll beat with a bristle | ||
puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
I emp auir to nap whole eons when the ghost shoots. When I Rome through with sc2 chobo troops. Showboat proof that creatively assembled letters cloak and a move (C,A). | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
On August 21 2014 06:37 Gosi wrote: Nina you're a fool and whats up with the drool? I own a pool, I am cool and I don't even go to school That fat around your waist, that fat around your face, it all makes you real easy to chase. I will roll you like a ball, bounce you against the wall Shoot you thru the hoop and smear your face with poop Your knees are bended, you're offended and you're life is ended. Served by #tl.dota2 ヽ(⌐■_■)ノ I have no answer to this, my whole career is rekt gg | ||
_-NoMaN-_
Canada250 Posts
Here's the text: i pack an anti-whack-rap arsenal; you're marginal my weapons hit hard; target you, you crew and all you're partial to ain't hard to prove; just do or lose, that's cardinal i'm far from poor, got bank vaults full of verbal capital so what's half of two? a pun for what i've done (i've won)... i'm masterful Basic math aside i'l blast a fool, switch fast to inside tracks i smash flat stragglers, i strangle nerds, bitches butt-hurt cause their asses full, it's farcical i'l parse your verse; talk hard get served ice cold, like popsicles. | ||
WarSame
Canada1950 Posts
EDIT: For inspiration, here's a freestyle battle from 10 pages ago: | ||
_-NoMaN-_
Canada250 Posts
real until you spit it when its written shit gets left in and inserted by clumsy wording so pick a BPM pre-pen, then surf it but don't subvert it a surfeit of nervous blurting serves only to signify curtains | ||
puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
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WarSame
Canada1950 Posts
On August 21 2014 12:43 _-NoMaN-_ wrote: you gotta admit that shit ain't real until you spit it when its written shit gets left in and inserted by clumsy wording so pick a BPM pre-pen, then surf it but don't subvert it a surfeit of nervous blurting serves only to signify curtains If you're free-styling multiple beats give multiple types of wilding Toss on a beat tape and start chillin like a villain, or a Phaoroah Switch artists or eras to find what you're looking for, fit your feeling My favourite was Special Herbs, cause MF DOOM is my hero He's more for the sess, for a good mood check out Nujabes It'd be a blunder if you don't get your ears onto 9th Wonder I can't think of too many more great instrumental hip hop acts off the top of my head. RJD2 is great, but not for this, Kanye doesn't give out instrumentals, AOTP could be something for a hard hitting rap. Anyone else feel free to toss in suggestions. I'd love to hear more. | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
On August 21 2014 12:54 puppykiller wrote: I'll raise your recorded an improvised. I fold, I'm not good at doing shit off the top. I will rap for you some stuff I wrote though. I don't know what to say about that WarSame verse. It practically disses itself. | ||
WarSame
Canada1950 Posts
I made it rhyme cause stars were made to shine Pray to the Gods, those that are beat-wise blest Kneel at their shrine, pay homage to the divine | ||
_-NoMaN-_
Canada250 Posts
Here's the verse from a few pages back. had to rewrite a good bit of it, flowed like thick shit when i tried to spit it lol. https://soundcloud.com/noman-17/mars P.S i also cant improvise for shit, i'm pretty sure you have to be black for that | ||
Ty2
United States1428 Posts
Saying whack saying expletives erroneously erratically oh not so dramatically Copying mindlessly a chaotic morasses immensity losing track of the originals Masses entranced at a glance careen eyes slow as molasses gracefulness devoid destroying lyricists such a tragedy | ||
_-NoMaN-_
Canada250 Posts
On August 22 2014 12:43 Ty2 wrote: Simpleminded simians speaking words unoriginal you simple minded aboriginals Saying whack saying expletives erroneously erratically oh not so dramatically Copying mindlessly a chaotic morasses immensity losing track of the originals Masses entranced at a glance careen eyes slow as molasses gracefulness devoid destroying lyricists such a tragedy not bad but you used simpleminded twice in the first line its like you kidnap words at knife-point and are forcing them to rhyme its a bit of a do to try and keep your flow in time so don't quit your day job, you might resort to a life of crime for emphasis: https://soundcloud.com/noman-17/not-bad | ||
_-NoMaN-_
Canada250 Posts
just take it and basket case it, down the staircase and over the banister railing same as it takes an age to learn a jazz routine but on the stage you break the cage and you may take flight; you're free https://soundcloud.com/noman-17/break-it | ||
Ty2
United States1428 Posts
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WarSame
Canada1950 Posts
Ty, you complain about unoriginal words but you repeat yours a couple of times each, obviously. You can repeat words, but it has to work in the rapping. You can't just rhyme quarterback with quarterback. | ||
dRaW
Canada5744 Posts
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