damn nina, some better equipment first, not sayin i have the greatest but if you tinker iwth the bells you can make it sound decent, nice writtens as always..peace
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joeschmo
United States167 Posts
damn nina, some better equipment first, not sayin i have the greatest but if you tinker iwth the bells you can make it sound decent, nice writtens as always..peace | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
On September 02 2014 11:32 joeschmo wrote: https://soundcloud.com/tonyill/t1g damn nina, some better equipment first, not sayin i have the greatest but if you tinker iwth the bells you can make it sound decent, nice writtens as always..peace Actually, I almost forgot, but when you posted this it reminded me that I actually really liked this rap: + Show Spoiler + On July 28 2014 00:43 joeschmo wrote: yo i put down the dope, raps astound & smoke, heads unfound leads unsound wretch unbound & broke - piles of styles, boo you like the ghosts of a thousand owls on the loud speaker I part your clown keester you deliver the cheesy like foul pizza - talkin trash pal mouth bowel speaker - while i'm diamond levels shake the spine of devils u fake the rhyme & riddles i'm michael myers giggles - i just bought some plyers - pages of fires - sages & liars dreaded sword - flesh is scored - wack ncs get deaded for - think so highly of selves can't pick head from floor - break like bread & chores - coke, head & s'mores - i'm justice in terror more - villains fled, killed when read - anything i write is ill & raw - you never spit say it's really hard - i take ya suck trachea, lazers from alien - terminator burn a hater with the burger maker refer to vader i father you cobra commander in ya dinin room smack ya sector ratchet shredder - you got artillery up in ya rectum crack from lecture - this shit is wack as ever fast kitchen knife slice the wound sear back together - when u an ya bff get back together i be there with black & decker | ||
GreenHorizons
United States21778 Posts
On September 01 2014 11:31 Ty2 wrote: + Show Spoiler + On August 22 2014 14:18 GreenHorizons wrote: The only dramatic tragedy I see... Is this poor excuse for an MC Saying, saying, simpleminded, simpleminded, original, unoriginal Rhythmless nerd, rhymes like that should be unforgivable Insert some random words here with a few extra syllables I should charge you for these lessons But I'll give you this one free, the rest, they'll be billable. **nods** Don't worry, I'll devastate you soon WarSame I just couldn't stand to look at this lame claimin he's destroying lyricists, come on now really? Someone had to lay that trick out.....Sealy This statement is the epitome of hypocrisy Does your name happen to be Hippokrates? The holy trinity bestows upon me the powers of Jesus under the manger I'm a mad messiah The nonsense you spew is even more whack than the lyrics of Socrates, you're a starving pariah Words shat out by your mouth aren't caked with supremacy, no, worse, they're caked with mediocrity I chew your words like gum and spit them out like gruel Words of a saint, man, I'm not trying to be cruel Charging for lessons when you barely can stay cool? Talking to you is like being a priest taking a kid to school You stuttering, gotta suffocate, enunciate every 5 seconds, you gotta take a 2 hour break A rap battle is more than your illiterate ill perceiving mind can take Iiiiiiiimmmmmm Baaaaaaaaaaaccckkkk That's the verse I murdered. I just dead checked the rest Consider me your teacher, and trust me... You failed the shit out this test + Show Spoiler + Your head is baller ballistic Struggling to rhyme with two syllables that's what I call a lyricist who's sadistic The audience needs more, a finale ending to a beating you all better get ready and remember your seating This rap is about to have some closure, a forfeiture of grace for the finer feature Refined finesse, god bless, this is going to be the end prepare yourself for the ultimate beating War cries foretold, moments like these go untold, unsung in the lightest of the brightest of new ages Endless cycle of being the best, time to put an end to this, you better find a lyricist in the yellow pages My soul is more impassioned with dirt than your shoe sole Take cover, hold fire, there's gonna be a devastation so sudden so killer relentless a swarm's gonna overwhelm overrunning all of your senses This is gonna be so intense it's gonna pull out your menses Fire away my armor is titanium yours is as thick as your cranium Resistance be futile, one day I storm your cubicle, the next day I dissect your cuticle This is an epic aria, a war song sung at the highest of the mighty rung The mighty brass are too good to hear out your rhymes that compared to mine look like dung Praying to the gods forgive me for the unforgivable, unspeakable acts soon to unfold, what I'm gonna do to this fool is so god damning bold Heart towered over clouds a crimson powered lyricist linguistically dismantling a distinguished dissident as your phallus prunes up cold Raging on, battle cries yelled, hold you fire, don't retreat I repeat time to bring on the heat Soon enough there's a victory song on the bells that is rung as you limp away in piss stained pants gonna need to be wrung. Damn, what's that cat got your tongue? God like compositions leave you in the fetal position indignation is the definition of your philosophic procrastination you better beat it soon, first your heart cracks next it's gonna be your intractable exasperation Among us is a mortal mostly morose is his malignant mind marred by the massive mythic god Mars He came through man's portal and there he was defeated finally by a man untamed even by a demon's proposition. That man was Ty2, Ty2 so true, a god enlivened Nosferatu, an amalgamation artistically bombastically drastically altering the space time dimension known to all mortals masking the presence of an effervescent mortal being such as GreenHorizons Another man flawed, so ancient he should go back to the Amazons I'm the man. I did it. Drops the mic **Picks up the mic** You really shouldn't of stirred the beast..... http://yourlisten.com/GreenHorizons/sorry-ty Lyrics: + Show Spoiler + Ahhh shiit TY. I’m almost sorry I have to do this to you…. Haha Almost… Cuz im a… Hypocritical lyrical type of offender Specifically created to destroy wanna-b pretenders God forsake your trinity desecrate ya divinity Devastate your damned diety, was you really tryin to compete with me? You wanna claim my rhymes are caked with mediocrity? Well See me on the corner of ‘your face’ and ‘meet a rock st.’!! Chewin on my words will leave yo teeth wrecked like tweakin (eww) Hallucinatin like the worst acid peek man Damn guy you should of never messed with me dude Cuz the only fucking thing I know is how to be rude wouldn’t know cool if you were trapped in the artic You picked the wrong mothfucker with which to start shit You definitely aint a I preist and I sure aint no alter boy But I am gunna come rip your head off just like I did with toys A sick sith like kid the kind your mom forbid Sadistic sacrifical shit, Of course you can’t hang bitch Come on…. Come on…. This guy over here claimin hes the best? Well Then I came through and there was only devastation left A pity party with him nina and warsame Patronizing pussies shoulda neva eva said my name. I shred mortals, bathe in their blood and chortle So what if I like the sound of a dying bitch’s gurgle? I might just stab her while shes posing lookin like turtle Chokin her trick ass to death while I’m yelling ‘fuck you myrtle’ **Politely holds the mic out for anyone dumb enough to challenge me** + Show Spoiler + Beat courtesy of | ||
puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
cuffed and sitting abruptly wishing for snuck dick shifted clutch in quickly. | ||
harodihg
Japan1344 Posts
On September 06 2014 17:47 puppykiller wrote: I fucked some bitches cuffed and sitting abruptly wishing for snuck dick shifted clutch in quickly. HYPE | ||
joeschmo
United States167 Posts
https://soundcloud.com/tonyill/rap1 lyricals: + Show Spoiler + pickin up the mic somethin you hould never do my spittle like auto pistol leave u red & blue bullets embedded you, you do nothin u said u do rock to sleep like sedative do, cuz i'm better than you you all devilish but michael never spare the rod- only bump my head to ya sound when i slam the wall - get buried on in lightnin, zeus' strikin - ya couldn't rock the crowd with medusa hypemen - aight then i'm tellin you dog, i put lyric shell in you dog - don't ever claim nice cuz you'd be tellin it wrong - ox line towerin sword avail you not on level wit - my benevolent side more hellish than ya pretendin wit - deaded in - verse from the part of my mind bretheren that's so smoked out it ain't renderin - blenderin - that's that shit you make vegetable juice from - my juice ton - i drop bombs on where you from - you sonned & outshined from the god, writtens disgrace plus couldn't spit hot less i pissed in ya face - this is kinda mean but i'mma fiend & it's all good for you drama queens get fucked like osama b - the anal rat rap you spew is laughable, still with the grammer & wax that ass like mannaquins - than get fly brain hammockin | ||
puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
On August 19 2014 16:14 puppykiller wrote: Skype freestyle group starting now. Add me: maxhastifriedman Yo we have 4 members atm. Group is growing and I can say for one that I am atleast learning a lot. If anyone is interested in joining don't be shy | ||
TojoZ
United Kingdom13 Posts
On September 07 2014 00:39 joeschmo wrote: nice beat, lets spar everyone peace https://soundcloud.com/tonyill/rap1 lyricals: + Show Spoiler + pickin up the mic somethin you hould never do my spittle like auto pistol leave u red & blue bullets embedded you, you do nothin u said u do rock to sleep like sedative do, cuz i'm better than you you all devilish but michael never spare the rod- only bump my head to ya sound when i slam the wall - get buried on in lightnin, zeus' strikin - ya couldn't rock the crowd with medusa hypemen - aight then i'm tellin you dog, i put lyric shell in you dog - don't ever claim nice cuz you'd be tellin it wrong - ox line towerin sword avail you not on level wit - my benevolent side more hellish than ya pretendin wit - deaded in - verse from the part of my mind bretheren that's so smoked out it ain't renderin - blenderin - that's that shit you make vegetable juice from - my juice ton - i drop bombs on where you from - you sonned & outshined from the god, writtens disgrace plus couldn't spit hot less i pissed in ya face - this is kinda mean but i'mma fiend & it's all good for you drama queens get fucked like osama b - the anal rat rap you spew is laughable, still with the grammer & wax that ass like mannaquins - than get fly brain hammockin yo lets boost the in-tros often find me raving but my pen like poes new to hip hop so i might move slow sit tight, frost bite from my cold ice floes oh oh, and just so you know i can scribble these rhymes without using your handle but if i wanna illustrate joe being a schmo then i kind of need to mention who im spitting bout, so... anyway, you seem to like violent similes did your daddy put his dickinson like emily? sorry sorry, that tish be no joke, just trying to be the baddest like a paraplegic breast stroke done with that, i had a bit of fun with that the sum of the facts is, your knockoff el-p style is wack the best attack, is a defense you can rely on but im getting my reply on just to agitate this guy on TL, none of ya'll will know me lurked for time, reading articles on proleague made an account, cause a voice i did not have and now i've started typing and i cannot shut my traaa- -madol, and an L to feel the nicest with, anabol, what joe feeding his rhymes up with, inflating posture by injecting bad shit, i dont rate this boxer this KO come forthwith hey guys, i'm new here and like what you're all doing... hope you don't mind if a n00b spits a bit with you. started listening to hip hop fairly recently, although i've written poems since i was a kid so i feel its a medium i could definitely get comfortable with in time... for posterity Joe, i liked your bars! that medusa line was sick. | ||
WarSame
Canada1950 Posts
We got pretender contenders at the podium Firm handshake, easy smile, fill a stadium He's a good guy, says the plant. They're all phonies God Bless Us. He's as American as synthetic perogies Use old-family links for business connections Fiscal correction, scheming for the Benjamins They fat-scooter the walk, but they sure talk it Pushing pens, spilling oil into their pockets They ask "How can a DA defend a wife beater?" They don't say anything bout our political leaders If you go bad, go big, captain that rig There's no mutiny in certainty on the brig The road to hell is paved with green and gold Do what you're told, keep your head down and get old Passivity in this activity is complicity in capital murder There can be no pity in a sheep killing its herder Start screwing your hatches, there's a storm brewing There's no hiding, the rain'll get you whatever you're doing This devilish dervish is 30 years and more Civilians will die in droves of 4 score | ||
DepressedOne
United States190 Posts
An entropy without discretion An oligarchy has formed A tyranny come stormed Pause mine, jogged time, hubris pined It is the recollection of the mind Continue, this isn't a paradise Raining is an ultimate demise Please remedy the sane This world hasn't room for the lame The penultimate damnation is signed A divided melody isn't refined | ||
DepressedOne
United States190 Posts
This soup gonna be a holy baptize Swing group in the jolly In sync Not gonna blink Bot gunna tin fast Triste maesta igloo advance Pair of stunnin' Paratroopin' galactic gunnin' Never did I ever felt a A clastic lever delta Tinned, binned Those are the ones who sinned Eyes punctured, blood flowin' Hate and envy only mowin' Growin' again, like weeds Kindred spirits yet no seeds Dying liberation Vying for indignation Futile acute Work from work in pursuit Liberty escapes, longin' looks People, the world's cooks Yo cleva endeavor Jamboree Gots No re Check the tenor the sixteenths are flowin' Dream sly so glowin' Fighting dreama, eyes of heavy looks In the books, keys sighting a deeza Constantinople Giza Devout, a flout. Wonder, this is philosophy asunder Blank like life's bullets Akin to a sin Fled be people's gin Numb, I got nothin Hand in hand Seraph heeds the bland The moon's passing People's thoughts trespassing A star reappears No one is near | ||
ragnasaur
United States804 Posts
..to da club, sittin' ..on trip dub, flask full a bub, meet me at da hub bring all yo cub leave all yo nub caint. find. hookaz. so we gunna eat gruub -holla five two oh 420 shoutout bowowow | ||
captainwaffles
United States1050 Posts
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WarSame
Canada1950 Posts
Biblically I claim the theory of good nonsense Lyrically I bull in china shop and break shit Socially I pack mentality and go ape shit Suck a splinter cell from the wound Suck an egg from her womb All this I read from a dusty tome With three in chamber, 1 to the dome Challengers disappear into diaper flurry Left their rhyme books behind in hurry One syllable is all you need they say Saccharine to the bone words flay There's more to this game Fools crawl to me lame Freestyles that ain't even worth my while Leap turd rappers like they're turnstiles You can't make a new rhyme scheme in an opium dream Fresh rappers find their hymen been broken clean | ||
WarSame
Canada1950 Posts
When your reserves have been spent Rely on those around you Their aid will seem heaven-sent We crawl out of the mud, tiny kippers We shovel out cash for food delivers Evolution has led us to a dead-end Let's not pretend this is for us In a fir forest we scale trees Now we smoke 'em We cure our disease No more intestines out the bum Hook our geniuses to the shaft General movement protects the daft Our polytechnics shift prevents eugenics Hectic tectonics predict death explicit And we soldier on The new frontier is plastic End of the asthmatic Super genes, inhuman spleens 2 year old teens, body dreams Has science gone too far? The other side of Mars Is where shit gets serious Paradise? He's delirious We develop a global tribe mentality Band together or collective fatality Nukes like daisy dukes to these astro-pants Eternally locked in the dangerous dance It's always melancholic to see a candle snuffed Even barring vendettas or soul ego stuffed But don't be on the bitch end of a genocide Swallow your pride, make sure you survive | ||
_-NoMaN-_
Canada250 Posts
i tried to write this verse so as to have as few non-rhyming words as possible without re-using any rhymes. had to cheat a few times + Show Spoiler + i twist trees with skill, swiftly a wicked thick spliff trick it out with nicotine i need this mix to hit me blitzkrieg swift speech better believe i sped up light as a feather with ease defeat greets you, no sequel street pull, i need no no feared foe they all know that none are equal though i bring you grief i'l teach you reach through smooth and fluid move in and breach your weak cheap tricks in one leap keep rhyming in lines i'l weave these throughout see how who doubts me please do speak out here, now, we weed the weak out leap out, seize these cheesy mc's and gut 'em like trout it's easy as peas just shouting geeks flee in drought this field would be without me devout i'l make all who hear me spout | ||
GreenHorizons
United States21778 Posts
On October 20 2014 11:49 _-NoMaN-_ wrote: https://soundcloud.com/noman-17/thick-spliff i tried to write this verse so as to have as few non-rhyming words as possible without re-using any rhymes. had to cheat a few times Can we get the lyric text though? | ||
WarSame
Canada1950 Posts
EDIT: Also, the song it leads into after is very good as well. | ||
_-NoMaN-_
Canada250 Posts
https://soundcloud.com/noman-17/thick-spliff + Show Spoiler + i twist up a wicked thick spliff trick it out with nicotine and breath deep i need this mix to hit me blitzkrieg swift speech, better believe spit quicker than an beretta in each defeat greets you (hi) no sequel ( bye...) street pull? i need no speak lethal don't fear those that try to be my equal though i bring you grief i'l teach you reach through smooth and fluid move in and breach your weak cheap tricks in one leap keep rhyming in lines i'l weave these throughout see how who doubts me please do speak out here, now, we weed the weak out leap out and seize these cheesy mc's and gut 'em like trout i beat 'em so easy geeks flee shouting lousy rhymes reek foul i take a bow before i bring you down | ||
TheImperialWizard
Yemen1 Post
after these bars youll be needing some meds i own the streets and I bag the cred if you run into my crew leave you flatter than bread you understand what i said you got a massive head some ppl got beef saw me then fled cause ur mind blown #brain dead | ||
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