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Awesomeguy
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ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
Haters gonna hate, it's okay - I don't like love I like my hateburgers with extra ireful seasonings So I'll take more shit than thirty three Anita Sarkeesians Please senorita, tell me why you just be repeating things Cuz you reap what you sow and you're certainly seeding things All I do is win debates by repeatedly smokin' points Snap 'em in half, with a burning fist full of broken joints I don't make a haikyu, but my rhymes spike you like Dead or Alive 5 That's why knaves strive to survive when I arrive with ginzu knives These smurfs can't hang like tires, just shoes on wires that dread a war I'll deluge you with a blistering barrage of visage-destroying metaphors In fact I never met a whore that could face me and not wet the floor It's like I said before, I'm setting this in ink-uh like Ecuador So set out the Capoeira war drums for all you poor bums I got you playing games all night and day till you got sore thumbs All this humming conundrum stumps you, your puns are dumber than your mum Just cut out your tongues before I drown you in the saliva I spit that fills up your lungs Keep kicking you in the sore buns just for fun till your butts falls off and leaks out your dung Till you slip on floor scum, you can't tango or tangle with me, I'm fucking bored hun You say you're hung like a horse son, but you can hump and cum until the stork comes With a basket, not a casket, the only way you'll kill me is with laughter or boredom You've got a tent to pitch, I've got an event to blitz, because I'm that bitch that'll blow shit to bits I'll hit the switch that turns your lights out, warps reality in the matrix, cause a glitch Make your thoughts a twitch, there's no boiling water that can scald the witch I just gauze the stitch, I've been called a bitch, and I just fucking lawl at it You can either shut up or applause my niche, if I didn't have this slit, my balls would itch Scratch them on stage while I scratch you out, you pussies, these are cat paws, you bitch Take shots at me, and I'll stop time and pause that shit, cuz this is my reality and I'm the boss of it Earth, I'm the cause of it, your beach, I'm the jaws of it, your computer, I'm the DOS of it I'll DDoS your foster parents' moss-covered CPU and declare I'm the cause of it cuz I'm a caustic bitch Cause an atomic holocaust at any cost regardless of all the life and property lost in that awful ditch My my, my mind has been left behind in the rapture to raptors and I've lost it bitch, I have no feeling so no cause to wince So wait, what was I saying? Oh yeah, I just sweet-talk the judge and he lets me off The town still stained red with all the motherfucking death she wrought I can see my breath from my chest in the bitter cold while I drip sweat, still subject to that pesky cough Some loser tried to play me, I forgot his name so I guess he lost, I just fade away into flames like sephiroth I only burn bridges, I'd rather tread through water But I walk through blood because it's red from slaughter I pile up the bodies of dead rappers to build a pyramid Like Bloody Mary the casualties are a myriad, so when I write in my fucking notebook, I'm Kira, kid I'll throw you off a pier for appearances with no interferences as a lyricist to the sound of jeers amid Learjet-tier decibels with no fear I hid, for I fear I did hear a rapper say he was sick and I'm about to cure a kid | ||
joeschmo
United States167 Posts
i could rip a murder rapper til his rhyme's peace - my mind's sleek, I slip into a social coma & revive fun & partyin' - rum bicardi an model sluts who swallow nuts in follyin - watch the pen actually drop a line that's awesome yet factually - i burn so many trees they gotta invent oxygen factories - i'm lost in this - hatchet speech - fathom all of this medula chopped to bits - i'm tomahawk rocket vomit zippin atchew like a thousand talkin comets - nothing can exist in the romp I orbit - even my boredom's pompous - so if my sword gets you got it's like the Lord just botched it - raw & conscience, crooks get floored & mopped with - how my level seen from the bottom when it's topless - how's that devil steez still rockin when it's garbage - bafoon in the text - howl at the moon with a becks - stab myself with a spoon in the chest - have a mentos if you isn't fresh - i'm fresher & bless ya with | ||
Awesomeguy
6 Posts
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joeschmo
United States167 Posts
blast part rappers art with gaseous fart in volcano luge - iller than toaster oven roast ya muffin from an all angel crew - goose eggs & ooze spray spin on dradle flew - chew face, poontang, naval too - saber dance fileting groove - tony ill snowy hill sleughin you - know the deal lexus motor bill lodge cranials - arcadial verse enlighten crooks to behave proper - I slave monster in the manmade problem of my brain doctor - i get head pain often, dread conforming so when you see me it probably looks like i took a shot of morphine - crack hits i weigh less than a poor dream - i don't shop i'm nervous as my floors clean - rob you for ya eggs, bread & pork beans - i'm a societal wretch, wired & the box jumped out of me thinkin i'm a suicidal mess - unwanted thoughts get blocked but i'm usually sleepin at the wheel like a riot inept - nose diving the rep to see how much silence is kept - applyin the steps to not exist how it should be how it could be i'm implyin my death, keep the violence at rest - my rhymin is best, your lyin is best - i gotta book of theory that ain't worth a dime or 2 cents - you gotta book of eery that ain't worse but tryin it's best - i should try whining less with the logic people have died for less - lethal with words in bars - you get beaten to thirds, fives & tens have a halo of birds & stars - get turned to char heatin up the dining room/den - while i'm sippin wine content, with how my life is dead staring at your lifeless head concerned bizarre on how it might just blend with the haunted house I possess | ||
WarSame
Canada1950 Posts
I skittered the dunes like a beatle, helter skelter I frittered to my DOOM, too soon, too soon I threw my head back and cried to the moon All these and more are what I had in store My lives laid out in front of death's door | ||
DepressedOne
United States190 Posts
It got five hundred and one species ready to invade yo vuh jay jay I am a sexy motha too sexy for your games On the catwalk I'm a lover loving yo shame Tokyo biotches can't kawasaki my noodle This noodle is mo' pampered than yo poodle Thin slice I'm a three inch steak Tin water, you're slam down baked My enemies can't be no in between in the seams Voyeuristic beams lightnin' rayin' down the boilin' teams You can't deal with da spice, da chipotle on top o' rice I'mma seal your fate nice, jive motha I top you with lice I love Jesus, say it with your heart Pump pump pump pump pump pumpin' in the dark so smart Let it glow let it glow that light's GONNA BLOW Close your eyes and say "lord jesus i'm a sinner i reap what i sow YOU GONNA CONVERT, DIVERT, INTRINSIC VALUES BE COVERT LET IT SHINE, SPREAD THE WORD, KNOCK ON DEM DOORS TILL YOU MOLEST THEM LIKE A PERVERT PERVERSE, in the words, you got a thing for herds This yo gang, jim jammity, Christian rap is the best for all them cool kids, no, not the nerds. VICTORY CRYYYYYYYY GAGNAGIANGAGNA JESUS PLEASUS OH GOD HALLOWED BE THY NAME HE DESCENDED FROM THE SKY FROM THE HEAVENS WHENCE HE CAME PEACE | ||
DepressedOne
United States190 Posts
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WarSame
Canada1950 Posts
he's not the one watching when you're masturbatin GOD's a perv on his sperm Hence biblical incest Fuck that, give it a rest The kill count is a million to nine But God ain't the one behind This unethical genocide Taking us for a ride Eat not this fruit Or you will know the truth He put up a neon sign To their natures he consigned If you're all-knowing, how can your creation turn against you? If you're all powerful, he's doing what he's supposed to do If you're all-present, this battle is masturcombatory If you're all-good, whence comes the gory stories? This conflicting net of constraints has got you in a loop Careful examination will reveal to everyone the truth You're not a God, just a master with some pets So we're gunning for you, you best protect your neck Don't think you're safe up in your aerie with your flock Satan and I will come, shatter, rattle, battle and rock It's not just talk, we've created a diabolical army You'll realize the threat when we come swarming Attacking without pause will show up your flaws You're a skeleton of humanity's communal laws | ||
XDJuicebox
United States593 Posts
Yeah, supa hot fire, I spit that You can't step to me son, this is a mismatch I'm more dangerous than playing Wii with no wriststrap | ||
calmasfok
91 Posts
u guys like video games nerds and fags UGH u all suck UGH | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
On December 14 2014 04:40 XDJuicebox wrote: I'm 'out to break your head open like a kit kat Yeah, supa hot fire, I spit that You can't step to me son, this is a mismatch I'm more dangerous than playing Wii with no wriststrap I'm about to end this man's whole career right now. Beep bop badda beep boop Pow | ||
harodihg
Japan1344 Posts
On December 14 2014 04:57 calmasfok wrote: u guys are gay UGH u guys like video games nerds and fags UGH u all suck UGH Preach | ||
calmasfok
91 Posts
UGh UGH UGH UGH UGH... UGH UGH UGH uGH uGH... yeah MONEY YOUR face IT looks FUNNEY your girlfriend calls me hunny bunny on a sunny weekend morning she is so horny i give her my D RIP UGH | ||
calmasfok
91 Posts
On December 14 2014 06:35 ninazerg wrote: I'm about to end this man's whole career right now. Beep bop badda beep boop Pow UGh ninazerg twerk to a track from asapferg u ugly nerd UGH | ||
_-NoMaN-_
Canada250 Posts
On December 14 2014 09:19 calmasfok wrote: UGh UGH UGH UGH UGH... UGH UGH UGH uGH uGH... yeah MONEY YOUR face IT looks FUNNEY your girlfriend calls me hunny bunny on a sunny weekend morning she is so horny i give her my D RIP UGH don't turn this thread into a circus you spit like you spurt piss tiles slick your words miss dick like your skill, both worthless | ||
GreenHorizons
United States21779 Posts
On December 14 2014 09:20 calmasfok wrote: UGh ninazerg twerk to a track from asapferg u ugly nerd UGH Poor Calmas, tired of trolling liquid DOTA? So you came here to perform your coda? Lames like you get dismissed If you weren't such a terrible troll I might actually be pissed | ||
_-NoMaN-_
Canada250 Posts
On December 14 2014 12:18 GreenHorizons wrote: Poor Calmas, tired of trolling liquid DOTA? So you came here to perform your coda? Lames like you get dismissed If you weren't such a terrible troll I might actually be pissed https://soundcloud.com/noman-17/rawr finally a cat spit a script worth a half shit even if it is a bit half assed and flaccid il toke this and pass it, half twist and blast shit raps, burn a bitch like acid i heard a bit, but nothing fancy i turn a written script lit like it was dancing so deliver it in spit or put your dick back in your pants i bring a heavy fist of lyrics, fear it, pray you have a chance so make your plans, take your time, find a statement to attack i got an anti-whack-rap strategy so have at me, but watch your back | ||
calmasfok
91 Posts
On December 14 2014 14:30 _-NoMaN-_ wrote: https://soundcloud.com/noman-17/rawr finally a cat spit a script worth a half shit even if it is a bit half assed and flaccid il toke this and pass it, half twist and blast shit raps, burn a bitch like acid i heard a bit, but nothing fancy i turn a written script lit like it was dancing so deliver it in spit or put your dick back in your pants i bring a heavy fist of lyrics, fear it, pray you have a chance so make your plans, take your time, find a statement to attack i got an anti-whack-rap strategy so have at me, but watch your back UGH UGh u suck dude ure gay UGH i fuck u all day UGH everyday UGH UGH I fuck your mom 2 in the whole from which she poo UGH S UGH | ||
calmasfok
91 Posts
On December 14 2014 12:18 GreenHorizons wrote: Poor Calmas, tired of trolling liquid DOTA? So you came here to perform your coda? Lames like you get dismissed If you weren't such a terrible troll I might actually be pissed UGH UGH Ur a bitch an dont get money ur bitch told me she thinks ur face is funney i call her her hunny bunny her nose is runny with my cum it blasts from her nostrils after shooting up her mouth i push her head down south and shit on her head UGH UGH | ||
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