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vietnEMINEMese
Canada34 Posts
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hunterAS
United States408 Posts
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AnOther
565 Posts
On July 22 2004 19:53 hunterAS wrote: your not very good i agree =P | ||
l2obot
United States108 Posts
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l2obot
United States108 Posts
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PuertoRican
United States5709 Posts
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hasuwar
7365 Posts
you cannot rap, don't you see? smooth and fluid is the jizz coming out your mouth you spit it with ease HIV, that's your wicked disease aint nobody on your level, you right you the nastiest gay hooker hanging under the street lights Go grab your bottle, you aint ready to fight | ||
AutumnLight
Ukraine2488 Posts
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Refrain[FriZ]
Canada4337 Posts
you get me higher than pot (although I've never taken drugs in my entire life except Dimetapp and Tylenol) hasuwar hasuwar you've got a lot of posts but that doesn't matter, your face is like a ghost so white and smooth and pearly it gives me shivers that are tingly it's so damn attractive i can't believe without you i can live you resemble jeon ji-hyun (Jeon-Ji-Hyun except for the fact that she's a girl and, i think,that you're a guy i hope that you're single but i've got this feeling in my gut that you're already taken with somebody else, already bakin that makes my heart ache so it makes me feel so low i need to be with you, day and night i would never, with you, fight you are my one greatest love as white as a snow dove let's ditch this tl.net and take our chances, i'll bet with the world wide web beyond and let grow, our intimate bond P.S. Jeon Ji-Hyun is ownage =] | ||
Fobbish
Korea (South)1071 Posts
that was good | ||
AnOther
565 Posts
On July 22 2004 20:17 hasuwar wrote: You are vietnamese you cannot rap, don't you see? smooth and fluid is the jizz coming out your mouth you spit it with ease HIV, that's your wicked disease aint nobody on your level, you right you the nastiest gay hooker hanging under the street lights Go grab your bottle, you aint ready to fight lol ^_-;; | ||
Liquid`Jinro
Sweden33719 Posts
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Chogs_User
United States410 Posts
The worst ever young gun no skills on the mic go on, take a hike. 2. Refrain your brain is my pain your rhymes are disdained I rhyme like the rain 3. Refrain your bw is weak your strats are midnight bleak reached your level within a week now I gotta take a leak nice thread | ||
ReBanned
1929 Posts
then i listen to moop because i eat stuff negroiid. | ||
iamimat
Canada367 Posts
to the thread starter: You can't rap, dont you see? Cuz you'll always be just another useless Lee. Go Wash your mouth you dirty child this shit im popin' is real mild. this aint battle, this is you getting dissed out beyond any doubt. look at your ugly face in the mirror, nothing to do with your race, you dont see? move a little nearer. im done here tonight but remember im just another board member. | ||
DeMoNiC
United States294 Posts
dont make me be like jay Z and have to roc a fella your from canada, so i know ur sense of style is wack and i aint hasu, steal one of my lines, u gon get slapped so dawg just drop the mic and leave rap alone your a big enuff bitch, u can find your way home ok times up.. no more leeching off my name me and you both know who won this shit so.... Good Game wow.. roasted | ||
AnOther
565 Posts
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ReBanned
1929 Posts
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pheered.user
United States2603 Posts
and a badass indeed His rhymes lack Intelligence and are not keen Rekrul will soon close this thread and will be unseen Demonic is gonna drizzle into a pile of doggy shizzle While i lead this thread i pass the mic on To whoever the fuck thinks they can top my wits brb gotta get a riTZ cracker :D | ||
pheered.user
United States2603 Posts
On July 22 2004 20:17 hasuwar wrote: You are vietnamese you cannot rap, don't you see? smooth and fluid is the jizz coming out your mouth you spit it with ease HIV, that's your wicked disease aint nobody on your level, you right you the nastiest gay hooker hanging under the street lights Go grab your bottle, you aint ready to fight pure art teach yes? | ||
DeMoNiC
United States294 Posts
well speak now or forever hold a dick in your mouth, cuz ur being gay my rhymes may lack intelligence but yours straight up suck keep talking shit and like a dumb blonde chick, ur gonna end up fucked man this is fun.. owning newbs like you, im just too nice how yall gonna have me drop a hot rhyme in this thread twice? amazing blazing super protoss user plz, stop making me waste my skills... stop trying to be ill.. this game on lock alrdy, your just a free kill | ||
yeLLOstA
Korea (South)109 Posts
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yeLLOstA
Korea (South)109 Posts
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ReBanned
1929 Posts
God I hate you, just from this thread | ||
DarkGhost]Coon[
United States1471 Posts
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DeMoNiC
United States294 Posts
but w/e.. u can hate if u want i understand, not like u can write any better | ||
pheered.user
United States2603 Posts
BEcause i know what you and your father did He rammed you like an ox and you squealed like a fox My rymes skill far surpass yours You have so many zits fucking clean your pores The super duper protoss user, yeah thats me and as for you bgh is your key The only blonde i ever met her pussy was a bit wet The only pussy youve seen was your moms and she sure did scream~ | ||
pheered.user
United States2603 Posts
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DeMoNiC
United States294 Posts
i aint proud of it, but hey.. ur the one who got ur asshole ripped fucking bisexual.. what the fuck is wrong with u man? oh thats right.. since i stole ur girl u been stuck using ur hand jesus christ im sorry, i didnt mean to turn u gay i only called ur girl and asked her if she could come out to play yea i saw u there with her.. but i didnt think she went out wit a herb and yea u can own me in starcraft, congratulations u gosu nerd! | ||
DeMoNiC
United States294 Posts
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pheered.user
United States2603 Posts
What girlfriend, im a nerd. | ||
DeMoNiC
United States294 Posts
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DeMoNiC
United States294 Posts
I guess in actuality u must be guilty of homosexuality jesus i own =P | ||
pheered.user
United States2603 Posts
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ToKoreaWithLove
Norway10161 Posts
can't you see the forum rap suck? | ||
DeMoNiC
United States294 Posts
On July 23 2004 00:04 PheeRed.User wrote: yeah fucking you should be the next emimen yea fucking rite! im not that nice lol why dont more people post?? | ||
taeWook
United States1367 Posts
cant understand what hes saying, he speaks in ebonics! aint, ur, cuz, what the fuck is this? your vocabulary is weak, just like your diss go back to school kid, and learn how to speak your nothing, but a wannabe on the streets | ||
DeMoNiC
United States294 Posts
oh shit, my bad ur just a wannabe thug from the states! wow coulda sworn taewook was a korean dish, sorry! didnt mean to put u on spot then again.. if u were the korean dish, u could have actually came hot and now that im checking, it seems you only dropped 6 bars eh i dont care.. i know how it is for scrubs.. rapping is kinda hard i wont be a bitch like u and only give 6/8ths of the pain.. you'll get it all, topped off with some advice. Quit the fucking rap game | ||
DeMoNiC
United States294 Posts
faggot slash homo slash pussy slash taewook sit on the forums faggot keep talkin shit cuz u sittin at home beatin nothin but dick approach me in the streets you catch nuthin but heat from the 44 in my waste and from the shit that i speak this aint a game dun yo ass will get handled gun butted and clapped with the 22 pearl handle so think next time before you pop off some shit cuz just ask nextel yo ass can get it quick From HovZ ^^ | ||
AnOther
565 Posts
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InSideOut
Canada1035 Posts
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DeMoNiC
United States294 Posts
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chobopeon
United States7342 Posts
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tfeign
United States2977 Posts
This dude DeMoNiC thinks he's all the shit Guess he forgot to look in the mirror to realize he's just a little bitch Y'all cant be messin with me and my elite vocabulary As for you, go back to school n' learn your ABC's Im a hot streak on fire, you're a boring wannabe liar People tired of your newbie rhymes and diss Whenever you speak everyone goes to take a piss Whenever I open my mouth the world listens So dont be a hater, dont be dissin' Go back to your home kid, and take a rest Cuz messin' with me, you're messin with the best | ||
Saturated__Fat
Afghanistan40 Posts
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TanGo
Sweden1019 Posts
im done here tonight but remember im just another board member. omfg | ||
LumberJack
United States3355 Posts
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Anonymous
Vietnam76 Posts
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badteeth
Netherlands1416 Posts
Imma beat you with your own mental crutch My intellectual antics blow your mind your brain development lags behind This rap is going nowhere at all and still kames you feel so small the glory of my alcohol-ridden brain makes all your efforts seem so lame | ||
MomoZeAsticot
France12 Posts
But despite my poor genes i'll all make ya tap All these kids so proud of their A P M I just tell all my hommies : Hey, Pee 'Em.. OFF!OFF!OFF!OFF we go, second round : fight! For you now, victory is out of sight You may have superior control of map and 'ling But this match is other, hear the bell : ding, ding! Ahaha no i'm not ashamed :DD | ||
STD
Sweden350 Posts
was pretty good, atleast to me. Here I am thinking noone can. Rap like the king. Shit man I got my own Boewing. What have you got ? Nothing! But your mama is hot. Guess what, we did last night. It was pure love, yes you're right | ||
Muhweli
Finland5328 Posts
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STD
Sweden350 Posts
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Waxangel
United States32480 Posts
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Refrain[FriZ]
Canada4337 Posts
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Hot_Bid
Braavos36362 Posts
who do we appreciate WAX-angel | ||
Saturated__Fat
Afghanistan40 Posts
On July 23 2004 01:24 DeMoNiC wrote: ya he did, lol he said he was banned so asked me to post for him =/ Dude, check your pms. And this shit is whack, haha I hate to say but I won't comment since its not serious all in fun. | ||
ReBanned
1929 Posts
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chobopeon
United States7342 Posts
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Dirk
United States1339 Posts
<--------waits for Dirk to step in and call the creator of this thread a joke and then defend himself when the guy snaps back by saying how he used to be good at battling. Um, this thread is a joke, yes. And yes, i did say i thought i was pretty good, but thats for someone just battling for fun (or out of boredom), ill post up a response when i get home later tonight. | ||
BlazeD
Canada236 Posts
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BlazeD
Canada236 Posts
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DeMoNiC
United States294 Posts
will the fake slim shady please sit down, please sit down, please sit down so put both of your knees on the ground, then bow down, hand me my crown now im rippin this mic like it was nuthin but paper ur ass is so white its like im lookin at vapor you aint slim shady who you tryin to kid kidnapp your baby and split ur muthafukin wig comin from canada where the mounties dont play yous a bitch thats a fact do yo uunderstand what im saying "eh"? from birth to present you always been a freak born so ugly ur mom said "omg i smoked too much weed!" lookin kinda scary but dawg i aint suprised drugs mixed with prostitution done ruined ur life | ||
KiLLme1st
United States1824 Posts
Enough said. | ||
BlazeD
Canada236 Posts
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BigBalls
United States5354 Posts
my mentality is to bitch slap every wannabe thug sensitive ass cracker what you need is a hug take that corney ass flow the fuck up off this forum no talent faggot you spttin nothin but boredom you wanan be slim shady ill tell you what you do meet me in real life so i can bully you too drag your poser ass all around the 8th mile do you b rabbit style and serve you with a smile how the fuck you gonna mention drugs to my face? your a closet homosexual on the floor tappin ur veins you couldnt bag no dimes if you had pound of grass ugly ass mutherfucker put ur shit in the trash | ||
yeLLOstA
Korea (South)109 Posts
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Saturated__Fat
Afghanistan40 Posts
On July 23 2004 18:43 KiLLme1st- wrote: Everyone in this thread besides HovZ is either white or asian. Enough said. I'm 100% black.. speak for yourself and HovZ is fucking whack... | ||
BlazeD
Canada236 Posts
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Saturated__Fat
Afghanistan40 Posts
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BlazeD
Canada236 Posts
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vietnEMINEMese
Canada34 Posts
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Dirk
United States1339 Posts
Everyone in this thread besides HovZ is either white or asian. Enough said. Wrong. Im black and have posted pictures a few times. Also was a picture of my "black" ass on SCL, so its not like its a secret. | ||
STIMEY d okgm fish
Canada6140 Posts
my flow is like herpes in an infant's ass full of glass from the bottle from a ho drunk fucked drugged and gassed so listen to this honkey shit i spit on your rim and ease off my dick so i can gently slide in | ||
aSDMA
194 Posts
It's 12? Fuck i missed macguyver, i'm hungry. Go make me some pancakes, you to slow, i'm going to IHOP. | ||
KiLLme1st
United States1824 Posts
On July 23 2004 18:43 KiLLme1st- wrote: Everyone in this thread besides HovZ is either white or asian. Enough said. Let me re-phrase this. What I meant was: Everyone who is posting their corny-ass rhymes in this thread besides HovZ, is either white or asian Enough said. | ||
Refrain[FriZ]
Canada4337 Posts
your belly is something that's fun to poke your terran however, is as solid as a block spaniards, canadians, all foreigners you rock it's great though, that you're sending your lines through messengers like bigballs, demonic, and kissingers (wtf?? henry kissinger!!) i know that you'll be back to tl.net it's something i'm willing to bet don't worry about rekrul he won't ban you again, he's really a good guy although he can't take much more alcohol than a fly he is, or was, a good protoss training partner but what about now? he's in korea; playing with grrr... what will you do now? poker's not your game what will happen to HovZ, or Ras.1, those names? your fame is secured on tl for long, i know you're not full of hate two accounts on the top 50 posters, how about make it three? but it's just that your kindness blooms kind of late i know you're full of warmth and love, you don't fool me =] | ||
vietnEMINEMese
Canada34 Posts
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Dirk
United States1339 Posts
the dark diggler my flow is like herpes in an infant's ass full of glass from the bottle from a ho drunk fucked drugged and gassed so listen to this honkey shit i spit on your rim and ease off my dick so i can gently slide in i might be new to this thread, but im not new to the boad/ bussin in this motha fucka like a baby, without the ambilical chord/ your diss was laughable at best, imma have to murder u clown/ how long have u been rappin? A week? A day? Jus now?/ don't make it a racial issue, black or white you still lose yo life / i cut through yo facial tissue wit the dull end of my knife / i spill ya blood on the flo an sop it up wit a mop / that'll be the hottest flow stimey bitch ever dropped / everything u say's bullshit, got no meanin it's hollow / i see u tryin to spit (rap) but we all know that u swallow / i spit fire.. hot enough to even make ya dope cook/ this fool couldnt drop a hot verse if he let go of his notebook/ done with this geek. | ||
vietnEMINEMese
Canada34 Posts
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vietnEMINEMese
Canada34 Posts
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vietnEMINEMese
Canada34 Posts
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Dirk
United States1339 Posts
why no ambilical cord, prolly cuz your retarted this freestyle rivalry just got started i'm asian and i ain't gon' lose my life bring your lyrics and let's see who's gon' rip it on the mike it sure shows that your new to this thread 'cuz the only thing hollow dawg, iz your head while your cleaning the floor with your mop i'm banging gals in my pippin' low rider drop now we all know in real life you is the type to get punk'd and hit/ it must suck that even online u still bout to get cyber bitched/ why are u rapping? do u got a nursery rhyme to tell?/ and no i dont want u to blow me, so please stop with all the emails/ your rhymes probably implicate your social life... everything about you is just pathetic/ only time u ever feel a girl, is when u left clicking on a medic/ its genetic/ and if this was in person.. u'd catch one in the skull and get pumped fulla led/ left layin in a ditch like bin laden... wit a towel around ya head/ you still get murdered battlin me, but it shows you got more heart than most/ the ending result is still the same, u get added to the stack of ghosts/ | ||
STIMEY d okgm fish
Canada6140 Posts
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RuGbUg
United States2347 Posts
(and you all suck at rapping learn some more words) lol i own | ||
RaGe
Belgium9937 Posts
On July 24 2004 01:58 RuGbUg wrote: lol i own I feel the same : - ) | ||
AnOther
565 Posts
On July 24 2004 01:58 RuGbUg wrote: you guys are such nerds (and you all suck at rapping learn some more words) lol i own :D | ||
TLKiD
China1136 Posts
On July 23 2004 07:44 STD wrote: u shouldnt be was pretty good, atleast to me. Here I am thinking noone can. Rap like the king. Shit man I got my own Boewing. What have you got ? Nothing! But your mama is hot. Guess what, we did last night. It was pure love, yes you're right lol retarted? is this suppose to be a joke? | ||
badteeth
Netherlands1416 Posts
The stick up my ass makes me kinda mean i be top 5 outside out of korea Spaniards get their skills from IKEA If you be frontin' on bnet i'll make yo momma really sad when i scratch yo face don't be squeamish me be compensating fo my tiny penis | ||
Liquid`RaSZi
Netherlands2766 Posts
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Remmus(Cfr
Russian Federation207 Posts
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Remmus(Cfr
Russian Federation207 Posts
On July 23 2004 18:16 DeMoNiC wrote: From HovZ again ^^ will the fake slim shady please sit down, please sit down, please sit down so put both of your knees on the ground, then bow down, hand me my crown now im rippin this mic like it was nuthin but paper ur ass is so white its like im lookin at vapor you aint slim shady who you tryin to kid kidnapp your baby and split ur muthafukin wig comin from canada where the mounties dont play yous a bitch thats a fact do yo uunderstand what im saying "eh"? from birth to present you always been a freak born so ugly ur mom said "omg i smoked too much weed!" lookin kinda scary but dawg i aint suprised drugs mixed with prostitution done ruined ur life my favorite =) | ||
Refrain[FriZ]
Canada4337 Posts
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smalltoss
Canada31 Posts
ill take ya 5 lines or box 5 rounds at the end you gonna be beat down the whole town laughin at ya like a fuckin circus clown gg no re cant comeback against me cuz im so good its inconceivable, dont battle me cuz im unbeatable, ill burn ya so bad that its untreatable, so if you wanna stay feasable stay on ya level, fuck the bass an treble stick to broodwar your a nerd at the core jus stfu man your rhymin makes ma ears sore | ||
lCylinG
79 Posts
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InSideOut
Canada1035 Posts
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PaRaDoxXx
Australia302 Posts
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InSideOut
Canada1035 Posts
On July 29 2004 02:24 PaRaDoxXx wrote: god vetiefgfdgfese or however u write it u suck cock stfu u probley coulden't do any better | ||
AnOther
565 Posts
On July 24 2004 09:19 lCylinG wrote: foshizzle my droneizzle with storm raid! woo ~ | ||
LaLa2HoTT
United States1 Post
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hunterAS
United States408 Posts
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STIMEY d okgm fish
Canada6140 Posts
there moms is gay so i dont fukin need u hos n your a racist baseless turkey with a facelift wastin ur life in case a place is basted n huz dead sides ur granma face down and pants red on the side of the funeral urinal servin some head easter bunny said that ur nuts are replaced by lead and making ur fucking nuts poorer than old bread so put down the beef and get on the wagon b4 i give u flowers and then i'll call the captain cuz hes a mutherfukin god damn country man and ur just shit from ur dad siting on tha kan | ||
hk(taRo)
79 Posts
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hk(taRo)
79 Posts
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88)GuMMi
Sweden720 Posts
i slice your ass up n down, and all your friends be saying "that shit's profound" hah, you thought i was kiddin, i put yo family into slave camps like Lenin he was no joke, you hurtin so damn bad, all i did was poke? i dont wanna provoke, but when you sucked my dick you started to choke im not a fairy, i just like a good job, is that leery? rofl nothing personal, just thought i'd have some fun :D | ||
Juiyo
Canada174 Posts
grab u frum da frunt and wrap u in da sak take u off my shoulder,ur dirty ass dirt ya mama wont take da shiet cause u worse then whole earth ill race ur whole race,and will get it there first wasting my time battlewin a small jerk up again u man,i aint got skill to wurk rather play stacraft then spen my time laugh(laff) go back to ya mama and and listen to wud she said or else ur punk ass gonna be find dead | ||
Juiyo
Canada174 Posts
u cantplay like a man but ya dont seem to understand mistake to be born black ,cause i go a warrant ur color is,really attacktive,to mister policemen u like to play with dis race,but u shure dont look like a terran yes i make u feel discrase,u dawm rooky attendent go back to ur battle cruser,and let they cruse u u cock might be big,but im shure ur ass too let u know ur style is pandy,ur wack like will smith u think ur fancy,but u stink like my piss | ||
88)GuMMi
Sweden720 Posts
Oops you're a racist! | ||
DeoDoubleG
Philippines349 Posts
On August 06 2004 18:13 Juiyo wrote: YO HOVZ u play starcraft at nite,u dont see ur own hand u cantplay like a man but ya dont seem to understand mistake to be born black ,cause i go a warrant ur color is,really attacktive,to mister policemen u like to play with dis race,but u shure dont look like a terran yes i make u feel discrase,u dawm rooky attendent go back to ur battle cruser,and let they cruse u u cock might be big,but im shure ur ass too let u know ur style is pandy,ur wack like will smith u think ur fancy,but u stink like my piss shut your canadian ass up, chump. your shit stinks so bad i'd rather take a dump. | ||
Juiyo
Canada174 Posts
im flip u dickhead | ||
Hot_Bid
Braavos36362 Posts
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STIMEY d okgm fish
Canada6140 Posts
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Klogon
MURICA15980 Posts
On August 06 2004 17:26 hk(taRo) wrote: Your all gay..fuck you all. Banned. | ||
Terraflux16
3 Posts
None of you can rhyme for shits thats for damn sure, put down the mic and walk out the fuckin' door. I can't say im shocked by you're pitiful rhymes, I know im the best, I know my shit shines. I know you're all shocked like "OMG HES 1337", ya'll wish you could rhyme, ya'll wish you were street. Now go look at your porn and jack off to that shit, untill the stream fails and goes limp like your dick. You're probably some fat rpg nerd in a basement, a retarded faggot recommended for special placement Your mom looks like a 3 dollar hooker from France, you cant control your bowels so you shit in your pants. Now piss off and quit just waistin my time, you're rap is an eyesore, maybe even a crime. To be good at anything its true that one trains, but for you its hopeless so blow out your brains. Holy shit yall' got owned its so true, consider it a present from me to you. -Just kidding of course | ||
Dirk
United States1339 Posts
hovz and dirk's are the best gee, wonder why | ||
TLKiD
China1136 Posts
On August 06 2004 18:13 Juiyo wrote: YO HOVZ u play starcraft at nite,u dont see ur own hand u cantplay like a man but ya dont seem to understand mistake to be born black ,cause i go a warrant ur color is,really attacktive,to mister policemen u like to play with dis race,but u shure dont look like a terran yes i make u feel discrase,u dawm rooky attendent go back to ur battle cruser,and let they cruse u u cock might be big,but im shure ur ass too let u know ur style is pandy,ur wack like will smith u think ur fancy,but u stink like my piss u cantplay like a man but ya dont seem to understand??????? wtf is this? | ||
Chris307
3095 Posts
TURN THAT SHIT UP, YO Mmpm, mmpm, yeah yeah TERRAAAAAAAFLUUUXXXXX Your style's hypocritical, mine comes from the heart Lookin' at your post seems like you musta had one big fat brain-fart Think you'll be 'round here long, with that post count of one? You'll be banned soon, and Rek'll be with your mother havin' some fun She's such a dirty whore, sucks some cock like a Hoover Such a cake-loving fatass need a crane just ta move her Any ways, looks like I'm just about out of time Let's pass the mic on, how 'bout some dopeass Christian rhymes? (THROWS MIC TO EXCALIBUR_Z) | ||
STIMEY d okgm fish
Canada6140 Posts
no one respect mcs from canada do you understand what im saying eh? drop the mutha fukin mic b4 i drop ur lip blacken that eye and then replace that hip get ya ass stole on quick then i arrange the hit havin dreams in a ditch about me rapin ya bitch but lets cut to the chase cuz yous a ignorant canuck 50 red dots on ur face while im up in the hammack i aint no blood i aint no cryp but ill tell you what i am anti idiot so i guess that makes me anti canadian GOD DAMN tryin to play ur little scams dont think i forgot hvl how much money did u scam, oh dear praytell zip zero ziltch sqaut nil not a dime dirk finish this moutha fucker me even acknowledging him is a crime from hovz | ||
Chris307
3095 Posts
Wuut, wuuut, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah, mmpm, mmpm, check it You dare do battle with the ulimate master? Marine-mode bitch, I'm breakin' out my gauss-rifle-blaster My rhymes are so hot, don't touch without an oven-mit Did you lose all that weight in fat, or just take one giant shit? You're just some fuckin' gamer nerd, wishin' he was JayZ "I'm a spearchucker from Ohio wannabe-thug," from HovZ You a one-theme-rapper, all you got in yo' rhymes is violence Time for take-off bitch, you the plane and I'm tha fuckin' turbulence | ||
GGGGGUNIT
Canada7 Posts
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
that's obnoxious | ||
YoMeR
United States263 Posts
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
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Casper...
Liberia4948 Posts
you little fag douche this be cas open wide and play the skin flute recognize you have 1 scrawny measly post to your name do you think that posting that bullshit will get you online fame? huh? i'm notorious in online circles for lighting fire on that ass like rabbit to a turtle mc who couldn't begin to fuck with me i won't even mess with you i'll just blaze at your whole family kill your grannie and leave you for last stuck with cas-ket bills whoa i ain't tellin to stop suckin bitch i haven't had my fill quite yet and i won't let up till you be ghost your flavors nonexistant are you bigfoot, a hoax? no chance in hell that i'll allow you to slide on by i end your tl.net existance like i was newspaper you fly and as for your name grow the fuck up, you suburban ass rek'll swing by with admin tools you're the poster formerly known as | ||
Terraflux16
3 Posts
Your style may sound good to you but im sorry, your shit sucks more than a kenyan safari. you brought up my mom, now that was a mistake, I'd hate for you to find me with yours, what a skank. Your mom is a big stupid whore just like you are, I cant believe that you screwed her, it must have been FUBAR. I tie her up and slap her face with my dick, I make her say thank you each time, yes, im sick. Then I untie her and we go into bed, untill I realize im drunk and bash in her head. Its a pitty you're motherless now but oh well, I hope shes enjoying her stay in whore hell. Now that "thats thats" its time to move on, I'm a hypocrite am I? Oh yes, that makes sense, what the fuck do you know, here's a dollar, buy some sense. Your insults are weak and childish at best, I pull out a 12-gauge and eviscerate your chest. I look down at your body and its clear you're still kicking, I stomp on your face and see your brain trickling. I pull my pants down and hunch over you like an oaf, and then with a smile I pinch off a loaf. Pleased with myself and about 10 pounds lighter, I spit on your corpse and sip on my cider. Its all in good fun, dont take this crap seriously, I await your retort if you're man enough to humor me. Casper, hmm thats original all right, can somebody please wake him up and show him the light. On the subject of names, I think your space is thin, now close that mouth shut before I shatter your chin. Ich habe seine mutter am fernseher gesehen, mit ein schlong in sein mund, ach nein ich muss gehen. Sie hat keine hare, sind dick und hasslich, gibt mir ein barf-bag mein GOTT ist unglaublich. Keepin' it real for my German fans, even though its probably a grammatical mess. | ||
SonnyBlack
Germany457 Posts
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88)GuMMi
Sweden720 Posts
yeah where's my snare... yo ... uh uh .... "mmpm, mmpm".... here i cum here i cum with my 2 feet rappin machine your computer is filled with porn and you say it's clean? chris307 is the shiznit, and you're not compared to him you're no more than a fucking dot you tried to run from him but you got cought listen to this shit, you can learn alot THIS SHIT IS GETTING HOT HOT i stepped in a pile of shit it was your face, so i decided to give it a real hit YOU SUCK AT BW, you better quit chris and gummi banging rap and are really fit we bounce and rap and the light was lit *SLAMS THE MIC WITH CAPS* p.s sry chris, i just thought you were so pimp <3 wow i really loved the "and the light was lit".... like so uneccesary yet so important! :O | ||
Terraflux16
3 Posts
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pharen
United Kingdom83 Posts
Just some Protoss cheese gamer, tryna manner pylon my minerals I'm tired, so I'm ripping you... nobody quote your performance Who heard of an MC from Sweden? Land of the hopeless and... saunas? ^^ Your broken and boring, that's why my mouth's open, I'm snoring Betting this guy'll never be fly, while I'm flowing I'm soaring Know your importance, you the zergling I send to scout the size of your base Hit you so hard, you'll be laughin out the other side of your face Not sure what you're trying to say, but I guess it's a joke Because everybody was laughing when they read your post Heh, sorry TT | ||
bigMommA
1985 Posts
On July 23 2004 07:36 MomoZeAsticot wrote: One would think Ze French can hardly rap But despite my poor genes i'll all make ya tap All these kids so proud of their A P M I just tell all my hommies : Hey, Pee 'Em.. OFF!OFF!OFF!OFF we go, second round : fight! For you now, victory is out of sight You may have superior control of map and 'ling But this match is other, hear the bell : ding, ding! Ahaha no i'm not ashamed :DD momozeasticot, is that some kind of a deformed zealot? one's that don't even have speed upgrade? then you need to listen up and stay up to date. get upgraded speed and weapon would be a good start to take. because by the time i yamato your butt, you'll be all too late and out of luck | ||
88)GuMMi
Sweden720 Posts
He went to kindergarden at the age of 10 He fucking had the brains of a seamen He once tried to rap, wanna know what happened then? He got fucking bashed by GuMMi at teamliquid, and never came back again Anyone see the resemblence of a hen? AWW AWW He tried to come back once, twice, thrice "What the..." said pharen and then.. *SLICE* I smoke kids like him like I throw dice For this guy i used the same tools needed to pick on mice All i need is the iron mic When lil' pharen was born all the doctor could say was "PSYYYCHE" lol sorry i hat to terminate you like this, but you were asking for it :/ | ||
BeATBoX
Afghanistan6 Posts
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pharen
United Kingdom83 Posts
Tryna find your skills in the closet, all I found was your skeleton Now that's the evidence... of what you were about to tell us Seems you weren't innocent when you wanted to be, "down with the fellas" I had to spit the truth, kids with dudes and trying to claim a favour Spending his life down on his kneepads, but he ain't a skater This verse has a tainted flavour, a few wack bits and punchlines But he's still running for second, like fat kids in lunchlines Fact is your dumb rhymes ain't even ceasing my flowing He had a little fire, but burnt up in the heat of the moment ^^ Typos | ||
BeATBoX
Afghanistan6 Posts
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Chris307
3095 Posts
'A' for effort bigMommA, but here comes the Ultimate Master 'A' for effort meaning, your rhymes were a huge fuckin' disaster And Casper? The only insult is that you think you're a rapper Terraflux, I don't even wanna go there All I can think of, to do, is just sit here and stare At what a demented fuck you must be, to put that shit down in writing Your parents musta spent most of the time fighting You need a hug, parents feedin' you bugs Dog shittin' on the rug, so you turn into an emotional thug Seein' all these weakass blasts is like seein' a fuckin' catastrophe I'll shoot you off a tree you'll be payin' a fee and beggin' God to see what it's like to be me | ||
BeATBoX
Afghanistan6 Posts
edit: heres the server thing: hiphop-battles.com:8799 | ||
88)GuMMi
Sweden720 Posts
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BeATBoX
Afghanistan6 Posts
On August 07 2004 05:39 88)GuMMi wrote: teamspeak? eh that'd be cool... but i would only be there to listen honestly i dont rap, but i know id put these kids to shame. i beatbox, but i know a lot of emcees that ive layed beats for. so i know how to battle | ||
bigMommA
1985 Posts
On August 07 2004 05:20 Chris307 wrote: Mmpm, mmpm, mmpm, yeah yeah 'A' for effort bigMommA, but here comes the Ultimate Master 'A' for effort meaning, your rhymes were a huge fuckin' disaster And Casper? The only insult is that you think you're a rapper Terraflux, I don't even wanna go there All I can think of, to do, is just sit here and stare At what a demented fuck you must be, to put that shit down in writing Your parents musta spent most of the time fighting You need a hug, parents feedin' you bugs Dog shittin' on the rug, so you turn into an emotional thug Seein' all these weakass blasts is like seein' a fuckin' catastrophe I'll shoot you off a tree you'll be payin' a fee and beggin' God to see what it's like to be me Chris three-o-seven, your whatever gun is no match for my seige tank dual cannon. you're skills is lamer than a pubbie gamer. i play the game 18 hours a day given props by the KTF manager, what do you do? nothing, that's right like a 20apm'er. your skills need to evolve quicker than an unupgraded OL, yeah that's right, LOL or else you'll be a no-life 6ling rusher forever | ||
Kontra[MDK]
Portugal1013 Posts
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Dirk
United States1339 Posts
dirk finish this moutha fucker me even acknowledging him is a crime I dont even know who im bout to roast, but the kids shit outta luck/ His rap style and his mommas pussy..... they both worn out as fuck/ If he wants to battle then its a war and he get put in the sack/ Time after time ive told you kids that all ya rhymes is wack/ But in this battle here, im amerika and u iraq/ Cuz u the one catchin attacks/ You couldnt spit sick if u got injected with a lethal dose of antrax/ And now im back, like eminem... and your ryhmes sadden me/ But like in mortal kombat.. i just finished you off cuz i used my fatality/ | ||
[GiTM]-Ace
United States4935 Posts
yo dirk ur flow is whack i dont know gassed u but now ya fucked up cause i want to battle Well Ace is on this shit and now its a wrap cause im coming out spraying and pushing wigs back Who da fuck gassed u with that whack ass flow I spray ur fuckin head and watch ur slow glow H to the izzO V to the iZzy (HoVz) nigga u flow is trash u cant fuck with me Im tired of whack niggas named dirk i oughta put u on da strip and make u go to work Corny ass niggas aint never held a brick thets all u do is stay home and play wit ur joystick Ya niggas is whack Ya'll both Ass Ya really cant rap go back to starcraft Holla@Ur boy ~ | ||
Dirk
United States1339 Posts
u not ending this thread yo dirk ur flow is whack i dont know gassed u but now ya fucked up cause i want to battle Well Ace is on this shit and now its a wrap cause im coming out spraying and pushing wigs back Who da fuck gassed u with that whack ass flow I spray ur fuckin head and watch ur slow glow H to the izzO V to the iZzy (HoVz) nigga u flow is trash u cant fuck with me Im tired of whack niggas named dirk i oughta put u on da strip and make u go to work Corny ass niggas aint never held a brick thets all u do is stay home and play wit ur joystick Ya niggas is whack Ya'll both Ass Ya really cant rap go back to starcraft Holla@Ur boy ~ You shoulda stayed lurkin the board, but u jus let down your guard/ The only time you got the upper "hand" (ace) is when you playin a game of cards/ Fuckin Retard/ think im "gassed" for killin these weak brood war nerds?/ You "gassed" cuz u been sniffin and kissin an ass of terds/ You get flipped the bird, like one of those silly hoes/ Your raps couldnt make the cut list for TRL videos/ You try to battle me? you get left confused, dont even know which way is which/ I'll push your dumbass into the chair, strap you down, then flip the switch/ | ||
Chris307
3095 Posts
This is the rap police, Dirk, drop that mic! 'Fore you're the Jew, and I'm the fuckin' Third Reich Think you're the shit, but you're the fuckin' shitbomb I've heard better rhymes from cheerleaders with their fuckin' pom-poms You're a disaster, and I'm the Ultimate Master Here to waste you with my gauss-rifle-blaster You can't take it, you can't handle the heat Why don't you just get down on all-fours and suck my meat So you wanna hear some dope rhymes, Dirk? All it takes is 50 cent... to put your mother to work | ||
eternalbliss
United States1035 Posts
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eternalbliss
United States1035 Posts
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GniL_
Canada44 Posts
I dunno what you doing but your rhymes are whacked your mom is hairier then my ball sack I'll kill your family and make you a griever ill drop ya base like a fucking reaver You think i cant do any harm I just took ya girl from under ya arm go playing camperstrike is the only thing you good at You come round here again i'll clap ya back | ||
STIMEY d okgm fish
Canada6140 Posts
u all are fagets and i am the rap king i fuck mariah and u fuck ur dad you fagets suck and make me sad | ||
[GiTM]-Ace
United States4935 Posts
Yea Gnil,chris,dirk, and yea YOU stimey this isnt a battle its way too ez Am i the best rapper on this board? yea FO Sheezy Dirk ur comeback was whack shit was trash was that a rap or joke cause u made me laugh Stimey i dont got shit to say to u Ya rhymes is whack and chris's too and Gnil u should just stop rapping Canadians aint nice and i aint even snapping Im the best on here and everyone knows Whose that faggot ppl think is nice? oh hovz He aint nowhere near my level and this dirk niggas worse I can prolly eat everyone on this forum all in 1 verse IT's just that simple , this is not even fun So Hovz,dirk,chris,and stimey this battle is done and a lil rap for u jay-z fans: Rockefeller died of AIDS, that was the end of his chapter And that's the guy y'all chose to name your company after? Put it together, I rock hoes, y'all rock fellas And now y'all try to take my spot, fellas? Philly's hot rock fellas, put you in a dry spot, fellas In a pine box with nine shots from my glock, fellas Foxy got you hot 'cause you kept your face in her puss What you think, you gettin girls now 'cause of your looks? | ||
vietnEMINEMese
Canada34 Posts
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STIMEY d okgm fish
Canada6140 Posts
you suck and you suck dick let me quickly hit u with this hot stimey shit first off, i piss money on u for fun, u think ur the first wigger to rap about havin guns? listen son, ur not even 1 2 talk my plastic fork attack leaves ur family lined in chalk so walk, son, on down to the nearest walmart and talk to the manager about when you start cuz bitch what u need is, besides a bigger penis, to suck fags dick and bend over cuz u need his u wigger, ill bust a fubu cap in ur rim while the manager bends u over like rin tin tin | ||
Casper...
Liberia4948 Posts
aw snap here we go with this battle rap shit so much for being civilized on some grown man shit son, i realize now you weren't referring directly to me but now that i've gotten started, there's no stopping it see i apologize in advance for the pain that i'll cause ya cuz truth be told, you were my son, and your mother dropped you off at that foster home with those bums who told you that you're real family was out yeah, i was out here runnin wild, creating that next bastard child haven't you noticed that the kid next to you has a smile real familiar? figure it out, here's a clue her ass was stretched out to(o) fit a lyrical monster figuratively kid, it's been done, literally. how you gonna come back from that? i was the one who gave your mom clap | ||
[GiTM]-Ace
United States4935 Posts
noone on this forum can beat me so they put up a ghost? Casper dont ever try to battle me cause u will get toast everyone on here knows your just a friendly ghost let me switch it up and go eat this kid stimey Cause this stupid nigga must not no who the fuck i Be no im not the 1st nigga to rap about having guns but i am the 1st nigga to let u know u was my son But im happy daddy raised a proud yound man I dont want to be the one who has u buried under dat sand Come on man i dont want to do this fam But i guess i have to so u can understand You cant fuck with me dont havent u heard I ate HovZ and Dirk and they havent said a word | ||
[GiTM]-Ace
United States4935 Posts
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STIMEY d okgm fish
Canada6140 Posts
from hovz | ||
Anonymous
Vietnam76 Posts
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Chris307
3095 Posts
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krzych113
United Kingdom547 Posts
blablabla ding la Gosu isn't it ? ^^ | ||
kickassdimsum
United States86 Posts
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Dirk
United States1339 Posts
lol nah, your shit is just so bad me and dirk dont consider it worth responding to anymore. from hovz lmao, my thoughts exactly. | ||
88)GuMMi
Sweden720 Posts
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TreY
United States997 Posts
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Chris307
3095 Posts
You negroes are just upset because wiggers + Ultimate Master are better battlers, straight-up battlers, than you -- WUT WUUUUT boiii | ||
GGGGGUNIT
Canada7 Posts
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FallingToHeaven
12 Posts
U GirlS Cant Spit , reminds me of Hovz's Grannies shIT.Hovz U got all The fame, cause ur game Is sadLy Lame , Vietnamese get SOme SKills pretty plz? HEres a Nick go buy some talent and Change ur name to rick. fuck it Go get GO get ur self a nice dick From ur white daddy named allen . Demonic... U Shooting like U high On chronics .. learn TO type Maybe get HOoked On phonics? u think U cool csaue U Said roasted? WEll Gues wat U Just got burned lIke My breakfasT bread All toasted . im too GooD i own u all WHo cares if Im rude -_-; i said HowDy this is bOrin NOw IM Outy. | ||
yeLLOstA
Korea (South)109 Posts
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Chris307
3095 Posts
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FallingToHeaven
12 Posts
btw tell the koreans i said Gl when they play u thaxn | ||
yeLLOstA
Korea (South)109 Posts
On August 08 2004 22:17 Chris307 wrote: I rape you all. michael jackson #2 ahhh!! | ||
yeLLOstA
Korea (South)109 Posts
dOOd ure name shouldnt be henry it should be juan cause u jus another mexican beana tat has no brains or brawn U might rule any koreans whos name is lee but nvr in ure life will u rule a koreans like me GGnoRe ure jus a wannabe G ure jus a sack of wack go bak to yo shack and smoke crack (lmfao , joke ^_^) | ||
FallingToHeaven
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Dirk
United States1339 Posts
aw snap here we go with this battle rap shit so much for being civilized on some grown man shit son, i realize now you weren't referring directly to me but now that i've gotten started, there's no stopping it see Your rhyme scheme: shit:shit, me:see... and it didnt get any better. | ||
Dirk
United States1339 Posts
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yeLLOstA
Korea (South)109 Posts
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Chris307
3095 Posts
I got the title, you gotta try ta take dis shit from me man. | ||
yeLLOstA
Korea (South)109 Posts
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FallingToHeaven
12 Posts
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Excalibur_Z
United States12175 Posts
On August 07 2004 00:24 Chris307 wrote: GIMME A BEAT TURN THAT SHIT UP, YO Mmpm, mmpm, yeah yeah TERRAAAAAAAFLUUUXXXXX Your style's hypocritical, mine comes from the heart Lookin' at your post seems like you musta had one big fat brain-fart Think you'll be 'round here long, with that post count of one? You'll be banned soon, and Rek'll be with your mother havin' some fun She's such a dirty whore, sucks some cock like a Hoover Such a cake-loving fatass need a crane just ta move her Any ways, looks like I'm just about out of time Let's pass the mic on, how 'bout some dopeass Christian rhymes? (THROWS MIC TO EXCALIBUR_Z) What the hell "mic to Excalibur Z"? Throwin' shit down like you're better than me You need some lessons and the first one's free So sit your ass down G Check it out as we Bring your foul rhymes up to the next level When I'm done here you'd think I'm the devil Not like Park Yong-wook, no no, much worse. Your brain craves knowledge so "obey your thirst" Best take some notes son 'cuz first things first: Diss who dissed you, punk, not the reverse Immersed In a sea of confusion, you usin Words that nobody ever found amusin The one rule of rap is that you must regale Your fans with the lines of a grown-up male Difference with me is that my rhymes ain't stale - Life's a test, son, and you fuckin' fail. | ||
Chris307
3095 Posts
Excal flipped da script on dis motherfucker | ||
GGGGGUNIT
Canada7 Posts
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yeLLOstA
Korea (South)109 Posts
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yeLLOstA
Korea (South)109 Posts
ure jus a wannabe thug go get some beer to chug, o wait u prob arent old enough? i bet ure a lil skinny cracka tat tries to be buff gunit on a sc forum? dam u must be a nerd dyin of boredom | ||
GGGGGUNIT
Canada7 Posts
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yeLLOstA
Korea (South)109 Posts
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BC.KoRn
Canada567 Posts
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GGGGGUNIT
Canada7 Posts
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yeLLOstA
Korea (South)109 Posts
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GGGGGUNIT
Canada7 Posts
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[GiTM]-Ace
United States4935 Posts
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aNimate
Spain22 Posts
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baal
10486 Posts
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Chris307
3095 Posts
Your skin is really pale Itchy-itchy, bogn bong!~!! | ||
baal
10486 Posts
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Chris307
3095 Posts
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Dirk
United States1339 Posts
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Chris307
3095 Posts
Because you know I'm the fucking shit, that's why. | ||
Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
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Dirk
United States1339 Posts
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STIMEY d okgm fish
Canada6140 Posts
hold quick heres the next one, u couldnt flow in the ocean or on ur knees with ur head to a gun. what the fuck do u think is a commotion when u rap, u stay on beat better than ur mom can stay off the crack what makes u think u can rap bitch r u demented? ur the fucking reason that the toilet was ever intented u better take ur meds before u throw another fit ur wack, and shit u know what else is it? ur shit | ||
GGGGGUNIT
Canada7 Posts
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GniL_
Canada44 Posts
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eternalbliss
United States1035 Posts
O the 1 hit line kills u all bahahah | ||
OhThatDang
United States4685 Posts
talk is all hope you get up when i make you fall leaning on the wall shitting on my seat i hope you bow down kiss my feet cause my feet is for you i can stick it in your shoe wtf-_- i just read it it rhymes but o well.. | ||
STIMEY d okgm fish
Canada6140 Posts
its not that u deserve it but hey bitch its cool so ur sitting in ur shit? bitch i coulda told u that with eyes closed i knew the status of ur stank ass it's shit that u shovel and hope that they rhyme well now ur in trouble cuz i got spare time to cough in your ear and nut in ur shoes fuck dogs from the rear from a missionary screw and my crew consists of imaginary friends who like to eat chains lick rings and taste rims | ||
Chogs_User
United States410 Posts
Think your game's real sick, it's less than lame There's nothing I'll lose to you at Life, brood war, not being fat A personal attack it most certainly is not I'm just being another tl forum member robot I actually like you stimey, don't take offense This is my most stable ling rush defense | ||
STIMEY d okgm fish
Canada6140 Posts
think my game is sick? it's got aids, call the coroner it's me, the S.T. eye me you omfg what f eye ish swish swish mouth wash all over your dress driss i piss almost in a toilet near u beware fool of poisoning aka fear food so fuck u jealous u regret today u dont touch my rapz or my rwaz | ||
Bandeezy
Afghanistan4 Posts
any mofos in here think they can match my skills? i've read some of ya rhymes and they aint shit. ne1 wants to take on a master, spit it later low riders | ||
LetMeBeWithYou
Canada4254 Posts
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Bandeezy
Afghanistan4 Posts
give it up niggaaarrrrrrr!! back that shit up!!! | ||
OhThatDang
United States4685 Posts
throw it in the shoe you got no clue what i can do you think you can call anyone a niggar? well ill give you a cigar let you smoke away lung goes gray stay the fuck away since..some...one..brought..this back up | ||
Commander{+}
United States2878 Posts
P.S. and dirks ryhmes aren't that hot =[ | ||
Bandeezy
Afghanistan4 Posts
I'll hit you with my fuckin car! back it up and do it twice while i fuck your mom, damn she was nice when i pop my nine in yo spine that aint no crime coz yo can't rhyme so why don't y'all jus give it up coz the bandeezy crew gonna shut you up | ||
dronebabo
10866 Posts
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pheered.user
United States2603 Posts
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Hot_Bid
Braavos36362 Posts
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Excalibur_Z
United States12175 Posts
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OhThatDang
United States4685 Posts
On September 01 2004 20:46 Bandeezy wrote: Give me a cigar? I'll hit you with my fuckin car! back it up and do it twice while i fuck your mom, damn she was nice when i pop my nine in yo spine that aint no crime coz yo can't rhyme so why don't y'all jus give it up coz the bandeezy crew gonna shut you up bandeezy crew? what the sheezy they do? walking down the street all dressed up going to the bank with their guns? holding me up while i shrug these buns? lol? nvm this is too sad :/ | ||
Bandeezy
Afghanistan4 Posts
plenty more to go we're here to school you with our lyrical genius | ||
OhThatDang
United States4685 Posts
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Quanticfograw
United States2053 Posts
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Hot_Bid
Braavos36362 Posts
like check it yo yo yo yo yo... ... ... ...yo edit: yo | ||
Quanticfograw
United States2053 Posts
the one with the 300 apm and all that clout. im nasty at starcraft, with the race protoss, the number one stormer never leaving with a loss, so pick up the pen and paper, as i take you to school, I leave all your lings laying in one big blood pool. Oh shit what am i saying, there comes a marine, But its only one, so it goes to the guillatine. You know what i mean, im also nasty with reavers, Have the scarab drop on your drones like meat cleavers. believers, keep staying real. no need to ever front bout how you feel. So this starcraft freestyle was halfway lame, so start the rapping, and lets start the flame. mediocre at best but lets atleast get it started :D | ||
HeavenS
Colombia2259 Posts
theres a salad to toss! | ||
HaiVan
Bulgaria1698 Posts
ebre debre debre a taka che kupona ni chaka Naliavo, nadqsno vurti djidji bidji pravish vuv sporta djidji bidji ebe kurorta djidji bidji pravish vuv sporta ah ah buchukar. In ya face nigga | ||
AdviCe
United States123 Posts
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Quanticfograw
United States2053 Posts
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Meta
United States6225 Posts
ahh the good old days. | ||
mC.MiNiMuM
Korea (South)14 Posts
so are we getting this shit started again? | ||
hasuwar
7365 Posts
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mC.MiNiMuM
Korea (South)14 Posts
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bburn
United States1039 Posts
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poppa
United States329 Posts
listen up 313 yoyo im big im huge i can kick yo butt u are small u r weak u aint got no gut my rhymes are hot and feeling great that will put u 6feet under ur grave ull break ull die ull get banged hard this aint a warning nor a harrassment war ur rap is so boring that ill go eat some bread u are neither scary or funny but a homo prick u make elton john look like a man instead now that ur stunned and done ill go watch some chappelle shows cuz it funny and entertaining unlike ur rhymes which BLOWS. PEACE! | ||
StarN
United States2587 Posts
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tadste
Peru477 Posts
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chrusher97
Canada801 Posts
heres another freestyle thread with many audio raps as well http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=35340 | ||
Quanticfograw
United States2053 Posts
and how bout i shit in your mouth, so you can taste your worth. but hey lil poppa let me get you some advice, how bout you start rhyming raps, and fix up that pubic lice. yeah you know what im talking about, i saw you at the clinic, i had to go visit it after i saw yo mom and hit it. but my minds racing, im need to stop hitting that dro, and forget the coke on my dick, i just tell your bitch to blow. | ||
pubbanana
United States3063 Posts
TRY TO CALL A CHASE, BUT YOU AIN'T GIVIN' NO RACE CAN'T CATCH UP TO MY PACE, COS I SPIT RHYMES LIKE AN ACE WHILE I'M BLOWIN' CUM ALL OVER YOUR FACE OOHH, CALL ME A WAITER COS YOU JUST GOT SERVED | ||
doedrikthe2nd
Sweden981 Posts
On April 28 2006 08:43 AdviCe wrote: You guys don't even wanna get me started on rapping.. I'll burn this forum up son. is that so you stupid ass wiggah you better shut up before i pull the triggah yeah thats right im a gangsta ass niggah except that im white and that im also a wiggah | ||
AdviCe
United States123 Posts
i slaughter more people than mail covered wit anthrax/ so u forced to stand back, cause lyrically ur out done/ i got funds I'm Robert DeNiro, kid you jack nickles son/ and the games just begun, you cant revamp ur weak bars/ im givin deep scars, u toss salad for rocks, so i call u a crack fien/ when u post raps i automatically turn on my compuer screen/ in fragments is where i leave your spleen/ stfu and go back to x17/ u spittin nursey rhymes, u ain a man/ dont front like u hot, i cool ya a$$ off like a fan/ mass rappers are bland, so AdviCe is here ta season em out/ and there aint no reason to doubt/ howm i the next best thing if im the best thing out?/ i watched for a bit, let fools test things out/ now im postin some ish to shut yalls mouth/ this ain't a battle of East v West/ kid this is least v Best/ i spit dem flames thata cave n ur chest/ now im done with you, TLnet whos next? rofl. have war to attend | ||
Quanticfograw
United States2053 Posts
your obviously not slaughtering shit cause anthrax only got three. but let me come at you you, i wont give you the cold shoulda, im so fucking sick, kids that hear my raps get ebola. but excuse my boy from sweeden, he tried his best, and now ill take over and put the shotty to your chest. i laugh at dumb shit and hear niggas wanna kill me, so ill retaliate, with equal hate, and go for the lobotomy. that means you life is ruined, your finished son im through, please make this the last time i have to come at you. :D | ||
dancefayedance
United States341 Posts
Gotta bust out my ryhmes. Everyone quit masterbatin and put on your pants It time for some killa shit by dancefayedance all i gotta say is dont be spittin that weak stuff I've had enough one more line and you should be in cuffs your rhymes so bad should be a crime your face so ugly you should be illegal your mind so feeble seen bigger dicks on beagels no way are you my equal but i am the white boy extrodanaire so I'll be fair pm me for some of my rhymes, i can share I probably should ease up on a punk like you I'm off the chart with an IQ of one sixty two I'm a genius, you're a retard I got dreams, you ain going far Maybe one day you'll get better man But right now you making me sound smart like Thomas Edisan ( Edisan is spelled wrong to ryhme with man for all of you wondering ) | ||
tfeign
United States2977 Posts
with an IQ like that I'd easily eat u up for lunch you aint seen my dick yet, so why you gotta lie when i pull down my pants my dick would make u cry them lines aint no killer, not one bit even my grandmomma can come up with some better shit who the hell would pm you, what dumbass would care just stfu and go get some fresh new air this weak shit aint no white boy extrodinaire i could come up with better rhymes from my ass hair son ur done, your moments are over the new king is in town, better hide n take cover | ||
AdviCe
United States123 Posts
u Magic Johnson, Im startin to beleive u really ain that sick/ Make you say game over, you can call me lil flip/ ima save it for a bit, ill set a high score/ dont front like u can ever match my punchlines and metaphors/ dont make me f*k ya girl, cause thats waht i met her for/ but what u want punk, double clip pump, ride by slumped/ 4 cocked, playa on top, hater u wanna rock wit ya eyes all black/ im the brand new savior of east coast rap/ if u represent u just push ya set back/ i dont say false sh*t i speak those facts/ comeback on me get ya crew clapped/ brains go splat, jsut incase you forgot/ who is hot, comparin me to rappas who are not/ just cause u can make words rhyme u aint true hip-hop/ nah, u cant spit that flame like me/ ya dont keep a model dame on ya side like me/ ya skill and nowhere near the same as me/ u happy to b part of the game?/ im happy the games in me/ stop actin like u a cheif/ i got people huggin my nuts like they boxer breifs/ i aint a hater but i say what i think/ i see better punchlines at the prom waitin for drinks/ i spit flames have u feelin like hell/ look at ya wrist i know that u frail/ u probably drop the saop on purpose when u go into jail/ im larger than like, can measure me on any scale/ | ||
Quanticfograw
United States2053 Posts
On April 29 2006 17:19 AdviCe wrote: likeaboss bout to make AdviCe empty a clip/ u Magic Johnson, Im startin to beleive u really ain that sick/ Make you say game over, you can call me lil flip/ > LOL nasty not gonna lie i see better punchlines at the prom waitin for drinks/ > Not bad this is what im talking about common i want to get theo on here :D | ||
dancefayedance
United States341 Posts
On April 29 2006 17:16 tfeign wrote: the name's Thomas Edison, go back to history class son with an IQ like that I'd easily eat u up for lunch you aint seen my dick yet, so why you gotta lie when i pull down my pants my dick would make u cry them lines aint no killer, not one bit even my grandmomma can come up with some better shit who the hell would pm you, what dumbass would care just stfu and go get some fresh new air this weak shit aint no white boy extrodinaire i could come up with better rhymes from my ass hair son ur done, your moments are over the new king is in town, better hide n take cover Look at this bitch thinkin he can spit The only shit he can spit is his boyfriends dick Gonna flick this chump off the block Nigga gonna have a date with my big bad glock Now I ain saying you cant write lines But you should keep those lines in a nursery rhyme Now get the fuck of my shit If I were you I'd stfu before your throat gets slit I'm the next eminem but I know I'm white your a silly virgin but you aint tight Im the next ephiphany my single will be played more than beethovens symphony You better recognize before you get sodomized by my 9 mil, but knowing you that'd be a thrill I aint be hatin on you but your a lil fagat and my 3x3 wont have it I'll take out your little boyfriend kill that fucker dead got sperm on ya mouth from when you be giving him head Sorry to say I dont like the gays So bitch im puttin you in your grave Dont be praying to jesus you aint gonna be saved I'm the trapezee artist your the wire Gonna step on you like your on fire. Your King Louis Number Sixteen And it is your turn to face the guillotine. | ||
Quanticfograw
United States2053 Posts
I call shots like a boss, An mixed wit rick ross, Cause my hustles on point, And one you dont cross. But I dont know what your saying boy, you think youve come so far, When i go to pick up, i think, "re-up, or get a car?" You can try to empty a clip, i know its already empty, Your bitch told me about you, and sent me. Shes on my nuts, shes texting me every hour, Her favorite new thing is the daily baby shower. If ya dont understand, let me slow it down to pace, that means my kids, are going all over her face. But thats it, im done, cause i dont need to spit filler, And your moms grabbing my nuts like jackson in thriller. | ||
Quanticfograw
United States2053 Posts
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dancefayedance
United States341 Posts
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CaucasianAsian
Korea (South)11558 Posts
And I didn't even know it! Look that was a rhyme. I CAN TELL THE TIME! | ||
to miss the mark
Bosnia-Herzegovina1381 Posts
Go on ilikeboss/dancefayedance :D | ||
Protoss-Fighting
United States814 Posts
it seems like its just another rap disease with wanna be players getting beat with ease so just /quit life a.s.a p cus not accomplising anything so far as u can see in this scenerio , its a gg cus i got the A u got the D | ||
Protoss-Fighting
United States814 Posts
On April 29 2006 18:47 dancefayedance wrote: Look at this bitch thinkin he can spit The only shit he can spit is his boyfriends dick Gonna flick this chump off the block Nigga gonna have a date with my big bad glock Now I ain saying you cant write lines But you should keep those lines in a nursery rhyme Now get the fuck of my shit If I were you I'd stfu before your throat gets slit I'm the next eminem but I know I'm white your a silly virgin but you aint tight Im the next ephiphany my single will be played more than beethovens symphony You better recognize before you get sodomized by my 9 mil, but knowing you that'd be a thrill I aint be hatin on you but your a lil fagat and my 3x3 wont have it I'll take out your little boyfriend kill that fucker dead got sperm on ya mouth from when you be giving him head Sorry to say I dont like the gays So bitch im puttin you in your grave Dont be praying to jesus you aint gonna be saved I'm the trapezee artist your the wire Gonna step on you like your on fire. Your King Louis Number Sixteen And it is your turn to face the guillotine. atleast he cud rhyme, atleast he made sence not like ur goth shit, reminds me of evan essence ur rap is like some shitty ass food get it through ur head, ur raps not good as i proceed with these rhymes just gotta tell u i got the time i'll fuck u up from now till tomorrow so u better not cry or even have sorrow cus when im done with u, u be lookn like sleepy hollow now look right here ima talk about you ur face looks like my ass and it raps like you to i'll be riding ur girl like a train choot choot to bad for u, cus i go woot woot woot k ,now /murder me plz | ||
SixSongs
Poland1455 Posts
On July 22 2004 20:17 hasuwar wrote: You are vietnamese you cannot rap, don't you see? smooth and fluid is the jizz coming out your mouth you spit it with ease HIV, that's your wicked disease aint nobody on your level, you right you the nastiest gay hooker hanging under the street lights Go grab your bottle, you aint ready to fight Ej kurwa i wszystko jasne czyjesz ten hardkor wlasnie kumasz temat blaznie, czuje sie spox jak nie jak tak masz ten krak sam go palisz teraz Mart jest na fali jak ten praliz, przestan sie rzalic, to jest jak Stalin, lamie Twoj starz i....... good website, go to | ||
AdviCe
United States123 Posts
On April 29 2006 18:34 likeaboss wrote: this is what im talking about common i want to get theo on here :D i thought u were theo? plus even if he does come here he couldnt match me. he likes to think he can but he cant. | ||
tfeign
United States2977 Posts
but ur rhymes suck more than your momma's horrible clit ur ass was roasted cause your rhymes purely suck just how i wasted yo momma last nite for one little buck i told her she wasnt worth the dollar i spent to fuck her pussy so wide my monster dick never even got stuck kid just go back to school and learn how to write rhymes a pussy ass like u rappin should be considered a crime please, go back home and come up with some better words and stop mumbling out lines that suck more than anything i've ever heard how could u take on anybody, ur shit is fuckin weak against a new king of the streets on a fire hot streak listenin to your lines make me feel sick stop spittin on this mic please, spend it on your boyfriends dick you aint no eminem, keep dreaming on kid your rap is more terrible than anything i ever did take your pride n leave son, plz stop me from the pain raise your hands up everybody, cheer on the new king tfeign | ||
OhThatDang
United States4685 Posts
to bump this thread back hey wait whats that i was the last one to post yeeeeeah | ||
Protoss-Fighting
United States814 Posts
its all about me im the last post now, cant u see now dont try to be me and take my thrones last post here cus im that guy that OWNS | ||
mC.MiNiMuM
Korea (South)14 Posts
cause ya gunna bite ur lips so tight while i bust my rhymes through ya ass for the night but u still try to hold on with all ur potential might ull end up pissing blood full of pain in the ass that u would wish to rather stick in a sharp blended glass ur too dumb, ur head stood too long in the sand u should go back to ya daddy and beg for his gland as u spend hours on all fours begging for pleasure screaming and crying by trying to hold the pressure ur probably rapping in ur mental language pages and pages of caged mental anguish trying ur best to learn a letter from english? u as a comp geek use keyboards as ur weapon it doesnt matter, my rhymes still kill ya in a second but dats useless to a big headed geek whats the point to a retard when he can barely speak? maybe u should go back to ur preschool class o wait, even the preschool kid had kicked ya in the ass so go home and try to learn english first get this all planned and dont get this all reversed and come back with some knowledge in english as there will be a geek for me to finish my name looks like im all good but im jus some guy that trys to rap =D I cant find ne 1 to rap to so i just rap about the guy above me ;D now i'll probably get owned but =D bring it on!! peace | ||
Paragon
United States295 Posts
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Protoss-Fighting
United States814 Posts
On April 30 2006 09:02 Paragon wrote: Wow, most of these are god awful. who fucking cares if there awful, this is fun | ||
mC.MiNiMuM
Korea (South)14 Posts
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Protoss-Fighting
United States814 Posts
you keep continuing your gonna end up dead, Should of known a dog as parent was a bad crossbred, unlike you ima real purebred, Boy, you better run, cause you on deathbed, After im done with you, you be bleeding red, Now everything, i dont say be left unsaid, So before you post better think ahead, Cuz no matter what you do, i fucking own this thread, To, whoever fights back, I'll be here, Im just waiting for a volunteer, a queer,a seer, whoever it is, prepare to have fear, Cause when im done with you its just another souvenire, If you still wanna go, i'll put in gear, around the same year, i did your girlfriend in the rear, Now dont shed a tear, its ok, many downsyndrum asses like you, cant manage this play, its only for the real mc's not the gay, all the girls be going Horray Horray, wheres ur fucking audience, they elft cause you got slayed, nigga i be the one, to go and touchey, as i end my rap, i showed u whos the king, life,sc, im better then you in everything, guess what you loose, now please go hang yourself with a string. lol | ||
AdviCe
United States123 Posts
throw u over a cliff let u choke in mid-air from a rope/ u got fire? nope, ur skills about as alive as the pope/ u aint paid u broke, this boards turnin to a joke/ bow down the rap god has spoke, the real harmonic praised lyrics/ throwin out tracks that raise the bobonic plagued spirits/ u hear it, and start sayin wow/ i dont have a problem puttin somethin shiny in ya mouth/ leave u dead and ya boys lookin for u movin wit the clouds/ crew pourin hennessy heads facin to the gorund/ when they know the truth is u a mouse/ u sqeel/ u went to the cops and played "lets make a deal"/ snitchin words for sure my chrome wheels'll peel/ comin to ya crib and whipe u out with my steel/ u gripe about keepin it real but u lyin to yaself/ act like u swipe somethin, but u put it back on that shelf/ u a little boy u still cry when ya get beat wit a belt/ screamin for ya mommy like dat b*tch gona help/ ill snap u in have like the seahawks did randell el/ remember me cause im the a survivor of the hell raisin grounds/ so calm and so sound, u rap battle kats might aswell say fuk it/ killin ya crew is like grenading fish in a bucket/ leave no remains and get my heater and untuck it/ im white but id call u a nigga and love it/ dont bother to bounce back cause im without a doubt da toughest/ p.s. im not racist btw. | ||
3rD.WiSeMaN
United States44 Posts
Your parents even hesitated before they decided to make you I bet your the kinda kid who would wait a week in line to meet the guy who played darth vader You put as much fear in me as a retarded second grader There are so many commas in your 'rap' I can barely read it So buddy do everyone here a favor and control alt delete it I'm done with you, I'm just going to let you be But before I go I just wanted you to know, ggnore | ||
mC.MiNiMuM
Korea (South)14 Posts
u better stop this shit b4 i get ur skull cracked u might act like u can rap 50 words a second but all u got is a fast clicking mouse as a weapon theres no need to listen to ur gibberish its worse than a scrap from a pile of rubbish ya everlasting trash life will continously flow even ur family, ur momma was a small titted hoe ur not a guy nor a women, u jus got a pussy and a sack hitting the stacks always on crack yo u need a smack!! | ||
Protoss-Fighting
United States814 Posts
On April 30 2006 11:08 3rD.WiSeMaN wrote: Protoss cut it out, everyone here hates you Your parents even hesitated before they decided to make you I bet your the kinda kid who would wait a week in line to meet the guy who played darth vader You put as much fear in me as a retarded second grader There are so many commas in your 'rap' I can barely read it So buddy do everyone here a favor and control alt delete it I'm done with you, I'm just going to let you be But before I go I just wanted you to know, ggnore ROFL nice hahah /pwnd me | ||
AdviCe
United States123 Posts
On April 30 2006 11:08 3rD.WiSeMaN wrote: Protoss cut it out, everyone here hates you Your parents even hesitated before they decided to make you I bet your the kinda kid who would wait a week in line to meet the guy who played darth vader You put as much fear in me as a retarded second grader There are so many commas in your 'rap' I can barely read it So buddy do everyone here a favor and control alt delete it I'm done with you, I'm just going to let you be But before I go I just wanted you to know, ggnore do us all a favor and stop rappin, be a wiseman/ ur verses are garbage, ur better off bein a hypeman/ i got the tight plan, keepin the heater n my right hand/ ull make a fine fan, im on top like after u smoke plants/ cant stand cause im makin paper, u tryin flip scripts/ sayin u run wit killa cliques, callin the cops and givin tips/ i emptied a clip on the last kid that snitch/ u woulda thought he swallowed cement, the way i had em shitin bricks/ heres some AdviCe timin is first and it seems to be the key/ let them diss u first then respond immediately/ in order to master the art of war dont start a war/ shit not no more I scared em off there are no more/ u cant score, and i aint a human im a/ suicidal super sonic suicidal unabomba/ jeffrey domma left me he legacy to carry on alotta/ rumors that im the new osama/ and talks about im the hottest to be honest/ hiphop aint been the same since Tupac moved to Cuba on us/ shit son? | ||
alphaentity
United States525 Posts
We're in the club doing the same old two step TL unit cuz they say we bugged out Cuz we don't go nowhere without toast we thugged out | ||
Protoss-Fighting
United States814 Posts
tl.net is the place to be, if u wanna game and master the arts of sc or maby just here for a community whatever you want its here next to me so as threads come up and flames break out dont take it seirously thats what were about have a good time and dont get banned as long as we persist we'll all stay a band | ||
3rD.WiSeMaN
United States44 Posts
On May 01 2006 18:31 AdviCe wrote: do us all a favor and stop rappin, be a wiseman/ ur verses are garbage, ur better off bein a hypeman/ i got the tight plan, keepin the heater n my right hand/ ull make a fine fan, im on top like after u smoke plants/ cant stand cause im makin paper, u tryin flip scripts/ sayin u run wit killa cliques, callin the cops and givin tips/ i emptied a clip on the last kid that snitch/ u woulda thought he swallowed cement, the way i had em shitin bricks/ heres some AdviCe timin is first and it seems to be the key/ let them diss u first then respond immediately/ in order to master the art of war dont start a war/ shit not no more I scared em off there are no more/ u cant score, and i aint a human im a/ suicidal super sonic suicidal unabomba/ jeffrey domma left me he legacy to carry on alotta/ rumors that im the new osama/ and talks about im the hottest to be honest/ hiphop aint been the same since Tupac moved to Cuba on us/ shit son? Advice, this is a joke right? You coulda saved alot more time and just wrote "A dur dur durrr" The only possible explanation for your 'rap' is that you were born 2 months premature I'm pretty sure half of your shit doesn't even rhyme It's like you were playing jeopardy and just scribbled shit cuz you ran out of time Dude you're white, stop talking in ebonics Your post is a prime example of what you learn from Hooked-On-Phonics Kids never listen to Advice, he's a phoney If you do what he says you will end up just like him, sad and lonely | ||
sandroba
Canada4932 Posts
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Sephiroth-
United States9 Posts
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Sephiroth-
United States9 Posts
On April 29 2006 18:34 likeaboss wrote: this is what im talking about common i want to get theo on here :D ROFL ADVICE IS A FUKIN BITER AND A CLOWN Kid steals rhymes from Jin that fukin asian dude. When he said "I seen better punch lines at the prom waitin for drinks" Advice you aint allowed to write and bite shit anymore you exposed son. Anyone can see the lyrics go download Cassidy vs Jin freestyle and Cassidy murders Jin but that rhyme is from Jin's verse LOL! | ||
Sephiroth-
United States9 Posts
On May 01 2006 20:25 alphaentity wrote: Be easy, start some bullshit, you get your whole crew wet We're in the club doing the same old two step TL unit cuz they say we bugged out Cuz we don't go nowhere without toast we thugged out LOL NICE 50 CENT QUOTE YOU FUKIN REJECT CLOWN lol yall kids get outta here the lyric police is here to save yall from the buster ass kids in here. EXPOSED COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT GET OUT THIS FREESTYLE FORUM Just look at 50 Cents "Wanksta" song... | ||
OhThatDang
United States4685 Posts
On May 01 2006 23:53 Sephiroth- wrote: LOL NICE 50 CENT QUOTE YOU FUKIN REJECT CLOWN lol yall kids get outta here the lyric police is here to save yall from the buster ass kids in here. EXPOSED COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT GET OUT THIS FREESTYLE FORUM Just look at 50 Cents "Wanksta" song... i think his post was just for giggles he prolly noes its a lyric from his song and that someone woould noe, no ones that dumb but hey hey hey hey hey, whatchu know about that whatchu know about that whatchu know about that hey | ||
Ilikestarcraft
Korea (South)17709 Posts
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Sephiroth-
United States9 Posts
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AdviCe
United States123 Posts
On May 01 2006 23:47 Sephiroth- wrote: ROFL ADVICE IS A FUKIN BITER AND A CLOWN Kid steals rhymes from Jin that fukin asian dude. When he said "I seen better punch lines at the prom waitin for drinks" Advice you aint allowed to write and bite shit anymore you exposed son. Anyone can see the lyrics go download Cassidy vs Jin freestyle and Cassidy murders Jin but that rhyme is from Jin's verse LOL! rofl im not gonna lie, u caught me i did steal that punchline from Jin i had to get somethin quick so i bit that lol. all my other stuff is prewritten from while ago. "i knock down ya door like jahova's witness/ bring niggas in ya house like im ya older sistas/" if u want i can go from the top of my head on teamspeak or somethin | ||
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alphaentity
United States525 Posts
On May 01 2006 23:53 Sephiroth- wrote: LOL NICE 50 CENT QUOTE YOU FUKIN REJECT CLOWN lol yall kids get outta here the lyric police is here to save yall from the buster ass kids in here. EXPOSED COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT GET OUT THIS FREESTYLE FORUM Just look at 50 Cents "Wanksta" song... Sorry, I guess my attempt at poking fun at "rap" was too subtle. 50 cents lyrics are "whack" but I must admit, it takes a genius to rhyme "out" with "out" and still make a bazillion dollars. | ||
TearsOfTheSun
Canada995 Posts
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zulu_nation8
China26351 Posts
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rel
Guam3521 Posts
When they chicks for real, flipping there wigs on You don't know what im about you pawn moving my piece, like playing chess at dawn Stronger then an ox or, micro so psycho mista jr boxer... Make sure you got locked doors, learn a craft.. when I come at you like blocked swords, might wanna throw a jab.. dunno | ||
Sephiroth-
United States9 Posts
On May 02 2006 01:36 alphaentity wrote: Sorry, I guess my attempt at poking fun at "rap" was too subtle. 50 cents lyrics are "whack" but I must admit, it takes a genius to rhyme "out" with "out" and still make a bazillion dollars. Poke fun.....yet you know the words to the song. 50 has lyrics lol Don't knock a rapper that 1. has more money than you. 2. You havn't heard all his lyrics. Don't try to act smart on here dude it doesn't look good. You're right...he is a genius...you can go talk to 50 cent about being a genius once you've made as much money as he has. | ||
alphaentity
United States525 Posts
On May 02 2006 02:15 Sephiroth- wrote: Poke fun.....yet you know the words to the song. 50 has lyrics lol Don't knock a rapper that 1. has more money than you. 2. You havn't heard all his lyrics. Don't try to act smart on here dude it doesn't look good. You're right...he is a genius...you can go talk to 50 cent about being a genius once you've made as much money as he has. I admit defeat...you win the internet! LoL, take a chill pill dude... | ||
Sephiroth-
United States9 Posts
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Protoss-Fighting
United States814 Posts
now someone bring this thread back up in 1 yr | ||
Yogurt
United States4258 Posts
I mean honestly, comon now... Btw House is on tonight. Black guy gonna get owned by some disease. Show owns. ~TheManlyYogurt~ | ||
Paragon
United States295 Posts
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Quanticfograw
United States2053 Posts
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Sadist
United States6978 Posts
On May 01 2006 18:31 AdviCe wrote: do us all a favor and stop rappin, be a wiseman/ ur verses are garbage, ur better off bein a hypeman/ i got the tight plan, keepin the heater n my right hand/ ull make a fine fan, im on top like after u smoke plants/ cant stand cause im makin paper, u tryin flip scripts/ sayin u run wit killa cliques, callin the cops and givin tips/ i emptied a clip on the last kid that snitch/ u woulda thought he swallowed cement, the way i had em shitin bricks/ heres some AdviCe timin is first and it seems to be the key/ let them diss u first then respond immediately/ in order to master the art of war dont start a war/ shit not no more I scared em off there are no more/ u cant score, and i aint a human im a/ suicidal super sonic suicidal unabomba/ jeffrey domma left me he legacy to carry on alotta/ rumors that im the new osama/ and talks about im the hottest to be honest/ hiphop aint been the same since Tupac moved to Cuba on us/ shit son? stop biting lines. That shit is sad. | ||
Sadist
United States6978 Posts
On May 02 2006 02:15 Sephiroth- wrote: xPoke fun.....yet you know the words to the song. 50 has lyrics lol Don't knock a rapper that 1. has more money than you. 2. You havn't heard all his lyrics. Don't try to act smart on here dude it doesn't look good. You're right...he is a genius...you can go talk to 50 cent about being a genius once you've made as much money as he has. also you, stop dickriding 50, hes not a good rapper. Hes lucky hes around in the production era of rap. When he came out he was alright back with Power of a Dollar and Guess whos Back. Then he turned into the exact artist he dissed nonstop for years. | ||
TearsOfTheSun
Canada995 Posts
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Sadist
United States6978 Posts
On May 03 2006 01:42 TearsOfTheSun wrote: Game > 50 in everyway possible, i hate 50 so much, when he is getting owned by the mixtapes from Game he signs like so many people to G unit, i mean Mase? hes fucking old and so terrible. 50 just can't compair to the rappers these days. Papoose just got underground rapper of the year for producing 9 mixtapes in 1 year thats fucked. look for him coming up game isnt very good either, he puts out disses that are way too long and arent even funny/good. Joe budden said it best talking about game "This guy takes 10 minutes to get a point across" | ||
Quanticfograw
United States2053 Posts
clipse - mr me too | ||
Sadist
United States6978 Posts
On May 03 2006 07:52 likeaboss wrote: good ol joe budden, famous for a hit..... "pump, pump pump it up!" lol what a gay. and still no one comes at me? clipse - mr me too you are dumb as fuck and obviously havent listened to his songs. Pump it up is not really joe budden walk with me, calm down, 10 minutes = joe budden | ||
Quanticfograw
United States2053 Posts
silly sadist i dont need to listen to his songs after that fucking weak shit. and keep coming at me so i can tear you up :D you sure talk about rap alot lets see if your a scholar or if you can actually spit. | ||
Sadist
United States6978 Posts
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Sadist
United States6978 Posts
On May 03 2006 09:05 likeaboss wrote: lol kids a nobody why would i listen to his songs and how is that not his song? silly sadist i dont need to listen to his songs after that fucking weak shit. and keep coming at me so i can tear you up :D you sure talk about rap alot lets see if your a scholar or if you can actually spit. you obviously buy shit just because everyone else does. Dont be a dumbfuck, buy it if its good regardless if it sells or it doesnt sell. and i know that is his song, what i meant by what I said is thats not who he is, it doesnt represent who he is as a rapper, he does stupid club songs for the labels. | ||
Quanticfograw
United States2053 Posts
Stop beefing up shit, unless its ready to go down. I dont need you defending this little faggot talking about reeboks, Im to rich pay attention, so just go chill witcha bumbacluts. I smoke so much trees, im allowed to talk jamacian, And one more smart comment, youll be meetin with satan. Ill do it anyway, and even make it look like a blunder, But it doesnt really matter how you die, when ya six feet under. And for all you little pussies, this biting needs to stop, Advice its is worse, then ya babe nibbling on my cock. But really let me come at this little kid named tfeign, He makes one ok rap and thinks hes ready ta reign. But chill out young dick, you aint starting no empire, I dont even need to see your moms pussy to know "ITS ON FIRE" But let me break that down for you, cause i know your still learning, I said that in the nba jam voice, and your mom, shes burning. Damn that shits tragic, and theirs only one thing for sure, That sluts too smeasy, and their is no available cure. Now this just comes natural, its so easy to me, That i could keep coming at your mom, about almost every vd. But let me hook up your mom, give a little help to her, Nine out of ten doctors, say its herpecin xl they prefer. But I had to go spit that, so i could see the return of dancefayedance, Because none of these other pussies, deserve a second chance. | ||
Sadist
United States6978 Posts
Ill even take it british on you "Ive had enough of you blokes" who cant rap, talking about stacks and straps how rich you are like we give a fuck about where your moneys at lets B Real like Cypress Hill Talking that Hustle shit i aint tryin to hear ya, the only time you seeing white is when you starrin in a mirror Come on man you arent hard but its the popular thing I know talking about killing people? You tard i bet you look like the white guy in Hustle and Flow Likeaboss you dipshit keep 50cent in your ipod You talk alotta shit for someone who never saw the sun like Rakim's "Oh My God" Keep tight inside your home be safe behind your screen Cuz if you walked out side youd be dead in the first 10 minutes like Drew Berrymore in "Scream" Rick Ross is ass and bitch so are you Keep talking about flossing maybe itll come true Send in your tape to MTV For "MADE I wanna be a wack rapper too" | ||
Quanticfograw
United States2053 Posts
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Sadist
United States6978 Posts
On May 03 2006 10:35 likeaboss wrote: lol mediocre ;( i wast atleast expecting something a little better, i mean i didnt even come at you about hustle. but fine fine ill end it i know im not good at rapping because im a fan of rapping, however your shit was trash. | ||
Quanticfograw
United States2053 Posts
Im getting so pissed off, i think im starting to get a rash. But lets not loose focus, i came to put this little kid back in his place, so hopefully after he hears this, hell click that edit button to erase. I wont even take this serious, just let me roll up a joint, They say the pens mightier then the sword, but either way you get the point. but man stop it, im seriously ruthless, ill find where you live, wont even come after you, cause id rather wait, and get the first kid. but that will probally take alot of waiting, since that involves a girl, only time you get chicks reactions, is when they see your acne and hurl. and your defending your boy joe buddens like he was actually good on fire. busta rapped with him only to tell him to retire. but seriously though, think about it, that was probally his last feature, dudes pulling more bullshit out of his rhymes then a deep sea creature, but seriously dog, im not even really trying son, your a minow coming at a mother fucking leviathon. you get it | ||
BroOd
Austin10831 Posts
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Sadist
United States6978 Posts
On May 03 2006 11:02 likeaboss wrote: your a minow coming at a mother fucking leviathon. you get it that was bitten | ||
Quanticfograw
United States2053 Posts
you run your mouth more then oscar the grouch. do you get it, do you see how i rhyme, do you understand the ties between the lines? you probally dont, its ok son i forgive you, but your right you do blow at spittin so please be through. dont even come at me pushin cause i dont need fiends, no need to ever touch that white, always been about the green. i chill in thorndale, watching over coatesville as far as the eye can see, and as far as the eye can see, i claim as my territory. dude you dont even want to hear it, i will just be legit, i go up to detroit every other weekend, to hook up my boy rip. if you still dont understand, let me go and break it down the allstar richard "rip" hamilton, often resides in my home town. | ||
Quanticfograw
United States2053 Posts
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Sephiroth-
United States9 Posts
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TearsOfTheSun
Canada995 Posts
On May 03 2006 05:23 Sadist wrote: game isnt very good either, he puts out disses that are way too long and arent even funny/good. Joe budden said it best talking about game "This guy takes 10 minutes to get a point across" did you hear game's mixtape "Ghost Unit"? he owns 50 in everysone he raps and he gets a bunch of people to own him too. but Nas is the best rapper alive though... hes fucking amazing | ||
Ryn-po
United States3 Posts
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Hollow
Canada2173 Posts
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Sadist
United States6978 Posts
On May 15 2006 17:41 Ryn-po wrote: dude no way nas blows, Spider Loc, Lloyd Banks OWN, they are the best, and Game is better then Nas to...jackass =[ | ||
Ryn-po
United States3 Posts
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Paragon
United States295 Posts
They say the pens mightier then the sword, but either way you get the point. Perhaps not bitten from another rapper, but I've heard that before. | ||
doedrikthe2nd
Sweden981 Posts
On May 15 2006 17:41 Ryn-po wrote: dude no way nas blows, Spider Loc, Lloyd Banks OWN, they are the best, and Game is better then Nas to...jackass they all suck my ass stfu before i bust a cap in yo ass aight | ||
lanks
46 Posts
cause you suck more then a prostitute | ||
dancefayedance
United States341 Posts
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biscope35
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BisuDagger
Bisutopia19028 Posts
On April 25 2011 12:41 biscope35 wrote: YO your rap is wack like your moms half sack put that shit back dont be dissin your bro's been missing but you didn't know how evn tho your bro was your hoe man u cant rap oh and bi the wai you shouldn't braggin' cuz thats when u'll get saggin' Huh? What a crappy bump. I would rather take your fat mom to lypo her lipid lumps. This rap thread ain't been around since 2006 but I'll still take the time and have this fixed. Thinking you can rhyme and contribute is such a fluke, I pray chill will come in and have this nuked. | ||
`Zapdos
United States935 Posts
Maybe to expose a new generation to the ecstacy That used to happen here on TL daily All these old bumps are fuckin crazy New threads reveal epicness of old and late Like that thread where ret was afraid to masterbate While your post may be dumb I solemnly aprove of this bump | ||
biscope35
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biscope35
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RoTaNiMoD
United States558 Posts
Nothin's more annoyin' than a fool with moxie. I don't think you planned it -- Gettin' hit with the banstick -- So you better enjoy readin TL from a proxy. | ||
annul
United States2841 Posts
And I don’t wanna fight, aight? I’d rather go fly a kite or go on a low-carb diet That means no more pasta Y’all rappers is too slow, and I’m kinda fasta Young Dre, you got cornrows in your hair You got cornrows down there? I got a watch, it’s a Swee-atch And when my mother does my clothes, to get em clean she uses blee-ach I’m sorry, y’all, but I’m feelin' straight figure To boost up the boy, hardcore NIGGA! | ||
Quanticfograw
United States2053 Posts
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MaestroSC
United States2073 Posts
On April 25 2011 13:01 biscope35 wrote: Zapdos your rap is wack i couldn't wait for that shit to end u gotta get a life i will get you a girlfriend what u think you can battle with me where is your crew there knowhere to be seen. you mother may be ugly and i will say it but your rap has to be worse then ur dad 0.000000001 feet dick. Hey biscope, man, do you even know what a rhyme is? I thought posts had to rhyme until i read over this One. Cmon man. I mean what the hell, are you serious? If you think even a single one of your lines rhymed you're delirious. And I know that noone cares about rhyme, as long as it's funny I would pay to buy you lessons, but honestly noone has enough money To make your rhymes coherent, or your verse not so bad. How you know about Zapdos' father? Were you blowin his dad? But seriously though, I am so happy that this thread got bumped But sorry,Biscope man, "You're fired" (you just got Donald Trumped.) And to Zapdos, man, TL.net threads seriously do you need to write in em all PS I am about to go Ash Ketchum on you, And make you my b*tch with a Master Ball. (haha sry everytime i see Zapdos name on here im reminded of me old pokemon days and i always used my master ball to catch zapdos, was my favorite legendary bird) Enjoy =D | ||
tchan
Australia121 Posts
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Murderotica
Vatican City State2594 Posts
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MaxField
United States2386 Posts
This line rhymes as well. | ||
DarkPlasmaBall
United States42202 Posts
On July 23 2004 13:15 Hot_Bid wrote: two four six eight who do we appreciate WAX-angel LOL this is definitely a hilarious thread. Now I gotta read through all these pages to see which rhymes are clever, which are dumb, and which mods are frickin awesome. EDIT: Excalibur_Z wins at life. Bottom of page 9. | ||
PhuxPro
United States294 Posts
I think it's about time that you all figure out, that this thread isn't getting any bigger, the thread should be dead, call the grave diggers, don't make me bust a cap in all y'all bitch-ass sophisticated fine black gentlemen. | ||
Mikilatov
United States3897 Posts
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Sleight
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Moody
United States750 Posts
and a butterfly may idly pass. Her ruby lips, can kiss a glass, and you my friend may kiss my... oh look! a squirrel! | ||
Souma
2nd Worst City in CA8938 Posts
None of these chobos could even outrhyme David Arquette. Your lines are about as mannered as CombatEx, And not even half as pleasant as July having sex. Someone call in Hot_Bid to troll this thread, Before my sanity is shred and I'm on my death bed From the rhymes in this thread that I hope I misread And the noobs up ahead that will force me brain dead. Go on any longer and I might catch the stupids, And don't blame me but I rather have Lupus, So let me stop here with one last sentence: MBCGame will defeat Hite Entus. Brought to you by Souma and rhymezone.com. | ||
biscope35
11 Posts
let me give you some pointers you little sap after the lesson your lines will be the greatest just remember i'll be here but til then just suck of this dick! OWNED!!! | ||
biscope35
11 Posts
as 10year old balonge you spit when you talk your voice is locked your speachless somebody go grab me some scissors imma show this wanna be how to be nigga pop a cap in his ass shove a dime in his face you walk home you trip over your shoe lace dont rap if you cant cause souma you just lost your chance | ||
Murderotica
Vatican City State2594 Posts
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Moody
United States750 Posts
On April 26 2011 00:09 Murderotica wrote: This guy would be but a mosquito compared the rap denizens we have in TL lol This. I was really hoping to have some lyrical genius come out of this thread, but instead people are rhyming words like "phony and bologna" "rap and sap" "life and strife." I feel like I'm in 9th grade again at my mostly-white-private-christian-school when 8 mile came out and everyone thought they were a rap prodigy. This is depressing. Edit: Forgot to tell biscope35 that he's bad. So...: biscope35 you're bad. | ||
Kazius
Israel1456 Posts
On April 25 2011 21:52 biscope35 wrote: souma bud you cant rap let me give you some pointers you little sap after the lesson your lines will be the greatest just remember i'll be here but til then just suck of this dick! OWNED!!! Hickory dickory dock, Your rhymes can suck a cock. You can't figure out, what rapping's about. Here's a gift: writers block. Dickery dickery dare, of humor this thread is bare. A cheeky rhyme, to blow my mind. Till then, back to Solitaire. + Show Spoiler + Mother (fucking) Goose y'all. | ||
ReiKo
Croatia1023 Posts
Kazius, are you dreamin'? Ya' not a notorious dawg Soon you will be cryin' and startin' EMO blog Sayin' other rhymes can suck a cock But when you hear mine - for you it's a shell shock Pranksta' you are no gangsta, shit, you ain't worth a shit Hear a click? It's behind your head then you hear boom and you are dead. What's rappin' about? It' about snapping your mom, cuz she needs a dick noone wants her - she is fat as atomic bomb. Gieeah, sucka...eat on this rhymes you will get owned milion times...after that you can suck my dick...sometimes. Peace. | ||
Ryrmidon
Canada371 Posts
when all you are rhyming just like a bunch of wangsters this is a TL forum there is no beat to be heard Stopping trying to rap cause be you sound like kelly Might as well name this after the Dr.Seuss day9 daily! | ||
biscope35
11 Posts
you really need to see what i've got is real what youv got is steel your just a punk ass rappa and im a straight up gangsta i can blow you up but im not gonna im just gonna and sit here spit rhymes with my gun up you think your a G you dont know what you see but what i see iz true to me you may just sit there and snort crack or you can join me and rap i will teach you bi the morning you will know the ropes but i know eventually you will choke and when you do u will be holding out your hand but if you dont take it now i will just let you stai standin you gotta learn what to say and spit cuz your rap is just stupid shit what ever comes out of your mouth you dont know it but i know you will eventually throw it | ||
biscope35
11 Posts
your bodie blew away in ashes why you walkin so lonely? oh right your just a fucking phoney i forgot im sorry maybe one day you will tell the story of how i kicked your asses im like a ninja you can see me in the like im black in the day im white so just sit there and listen cuz i got somthin to tell ya i dont want you all to dis me im just trying to fit in maybe it would be better if you dis me or better if i dis you i dont know maybe you do so pick a side dont care which one just remember ur punk ass rappas u think you can rap but ur not true im a straight up g maybe you'll follow me | ||
Moody
United States750 Posts
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Weedk
United States507 Posts
On April 26 2011 02:19 Moody wrote: How do we report people to mods again?? I've never done it... You have to have signed up in 2007 or before, I believe. | ||
Kazius
Israel1456 Posts
On April 26 2011 01:47 ReiKo wrote: yo...ok...listen up... Kazius, are you dreamin'? Ya' not a notorious dawg Soon you will be cryin' and startin' EMO blog Sayin' other rhymes can suck a cock But when you hear mine - for you it's a shell shock Pranksta' you are no gangsta, shit, you ain't worth a shit Hear a click? It's behind your head then you hear boom and you are dead. What's rappin' about? It' about snapping your mom, cuz she needs a dick noone wants her - she is fat as atomic bomb. Gieeah, sucka...eat on this rhymes you will get owned milion times...after that you can suck my dick...sometimes. Peace. Your plebeian rhymes are under the median, I've seen harder shit while chillin' in the caribbean. You ain't a rapper, ain't a commedian, just busy pretending. How about a drink from my "idiom fountain" (patent pending). "Yo momma" jokes are what you think rapping's about? You must live in a place called "8 miles from burn out". My mom is fat and disgustingly ugly, ya got me there, hit me so badly. A low blow, but you would know... For a dollar you called her and her strap-on "daddy". | ||
clayn
Germany444 Posts
schaue kurz in den spiegel sag "what up" | ||
Ghostcom
Denmark4776 Posts
On April 26 2011 02:20 Weedk wrote: You have to have signed up in 2007 or before, I believe. A year would suffice... | ||
BatTheMan
Canada759 Posts
thinking of something meaningful to say nothing comes out | ||
MaxField
United States2386 Posts
On April 26 2011 04:53 BatTheMan wrote: I'm sitting here writing thinking of something meaningful to say nothing comes out We have a winner! | ||
Murderotica
Vatican City State2594 Posts
A year ago would be SC2 beta period, so no thnx | ||
jeebuzzx
Canada365 Posts
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Bippzy
United States1466 Posts
Yeah, Yeah That's Me MC Probe Seriously My particle beam Makes all the bitches cream They see MC Probe and the ladies disrobe They say "Oh probe You're the one of my dreams" Your Psionic powers make me scream" Other workers, can't handle my skills While their at home, I'm on the battle fields You know you ladies can't handle my thrills While you're blowing up I'm recharging my shields, Yeah Ahhh! P.S. + Show Spoiler + Someone NEEDS to rap troll Jinro for posting in this thread. | ||
RogueStatus
266 Posts
On April 26 2011 02:14 biscope35 wrote: what u all speechless? i know i kicked your asses your bodie blew away in ashes why you walkin so lonely? oh right your just a fucking phoney i forgot im sorry maybe one day you will tell the story of how i kicked your asses im like a ninja you can see me in the like im black in the day im white so just sit there and listen cuz i got somthin to tell ya i dont want you all to dis me im just trying to fit in maybe it would be better if you dis me or better if i dis you i dont know maybe you do so pick a side dont care which one just remember ur punk ass rappas u think you can rap but ur not true im a straight up g maybe you'll follow me Everybody look at this internet gangster try hard Trying to act black like he's Karl from Die Hard Son, your white, and everybody knows it And not very smart, your 3rd grade reading level shows it What's this about you're just trying to fit in? This isn't the place for you scrub Now go treat your acne with Benzaclin It's better if I diss you, yes this is true Put my foot so far up your ass you swallowed my shoe Closing with "follow me" what is that a twitter reference? Fuck 140 Characters, bitch you can't form a sentence | ||
biscope35
11 Posts
imma kick you so hard you will be coughin ducks and i am white and not ashamed to admit it your prob black and white i could kick your ass perfect im a scrub? man you probably never get in the tub your fuckin dirty and your rap shows it you brought in a 20bill i brought in the whole duck your rap sucks shit and you dont know how to spit your rhymes are phoney your probably gay tony maybe it's better if u dont dis me but i dis you your gay shit and everybody knows it your a piece of shit i will teach you how to spit holy shit when im done here i will have a whole school just suck on it | ||
Souma
2nd Worst City in CA8938 Posts
His rhymes are even more depressing than Helen Keller. I'd ask you to shake your hips but I bet you've fattened up. It'd take 35 dropships just to lift your ass up. Your rap makes me think you're still in grade school. I'll make two extractors just to beat you with a 2pool. You needa go back and learn from Mother Goose, Because you're clearly not ready for Dr. Seuss. | ||
biscope35
11 Posts
ill put you so far up the fuckin rope youll be fuckin blowing out your nose youll be blowing bubbles everybody with your but holes put your eyes so far up your nose you wont know what the fuck goes | ||
khris123
United Kingdom4 Posts
Ama kick u hard u jump tru da fence ur flows are in tense u heard ma man joe u've bit me on da toe ...xowi,buh i konsida u as ma foe it tuk u all nyt 2 rite dat buh,ma flow kums in so fat in dis race,u are a rat all,i du is lay on ma mat kus i knw u are blind as a bat am da best no 1 kan test ask da rest how am so fly lyk a jet ma swagg's so wet kus am da no 1 rate am nt ur mate dnt blame ma fate if i sit where ma ass fit u are a kid i knw u still a feed xowi,here in africa,kids weed u kan plant all da seed am gettn' all da lead ur a jack ass nigar dnt let me pull ma triggar am nt gonna waste kuz u aint got taste i drop it lyk its hot ryt in2 da pot kuz ma flow is a lot. PEACE | ||
JediGamer
United States656 Posts
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adeezy
United States1428 Posts
guess im one of em boutta take a crack at it ya ladies fiending for me like a crack addict Wait you dont have one, forever alone in ya back attic Sick,you know i got it with my micro management killing all ya fools in this Team Liquid establishment Cause it's easy for me call me muhhamad ali floating like a butterfly stinging like a bee, ya see? The flow comes easy, ya dont know me? call me adeezy You need to get the fuck out and chill, ya lagging beezy but you stay like a bitch as noob playing threezies Get out and versus me and stop being sleezy writtens are kinda cheesy though, It'd be cool if we would do this in vent though but thered be a lot of stumbling. | ||
ReiKo
Croatia1023 Posts
On April 26 2011 02:45 Kazius wrote: Your plebeian rhymes are under the median, I've seen harder shit while chillin' in the caribbean. You ain't a rapper, ain't a commedian, just busy pretending. How about a drink from my "idiom fountain" (patent pending). "Yo momma" jokes are what you think rapping's about? You must live in a place called "8 miles from burn out". My mom is fat and disgustingly ugly, ya got me there, hit me so badly. A low blow, but you would know... For a dollar you called her and her strap-on "daddy". If I'm pretendin' then I'm pretendin' for good, you wish you could, be, just like me, and if you reefer to 8 Mile - there is no better MC then me, creep, oh - hear the beep? It's "M-E-E-E" get in the line - "P-L-E-A-S-E", I'm a butcher and you are a sheep, good you mention your mom - she is dirty cheap. Wake up! Your rhymes made you go to sleep, see the crowd they see you shook - you are no Mob Deep, bitch, to me you are just simple street snitch lookin' at me and sayin' "he's makin' a perfect pitch" now boy back off because you touched my ignition switch, byyach. Peace. | ||
ReiKo
Croatia1023 Posts
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rapman33
Canada6 Posts
ill hurt him like his mom did i think her name is tom ill drop a big fat bomb i dont like pheered i fucked his mom in the rear then shes like son have a bear dont drink with your dad the queer he also fucked you in the rear | ||
rapman33
Canada6 Posts
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Congism
Scotland123 Posts
On June 20 2011 12:35 ReiKo wrote: If I'm pretendin' then I'm pretendin' for good, you wish you could, be, just like me, and if you reefer to 8 Mile - there is no better MC then me, creep, oh - hear the beep? It's "M-E-E-E" get in the line - "P-L-E-A-S-E", I'm a butcher and you are a sheep, good you mention your mom - she is dirty cheap. Wake up! Your rhymes made you go to sleep, see the crowd they see you shook - you are no Mob Deep, bitch, to me you are just simple street snitch lookin' at me and sayin' "he's makin' a perfect pitch" now boy back off because you touched my ignition switch, byyach. Peace. I got a good laugh out of "I'm the butcher and you are a sheep", classic rhymes. | ||
rapman33
Canada6 Posts
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rapman33
Canada6 Posts
watch your little lispand if u want to mess with me come at me and we will see you think your cool because you got game listen up dude i got more game then your mom made go back to your pot of gold then i can follow the rainbow and steal gold that is to :congism | ||
Lumire
United States607 Posts
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Utinni
Canada1196 Posts
On September 22 2011 08:05 Lumire wrote: You're all retarded... hahahahahhahahahahahaa thank you | ||
ZaplinG
United States3818 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + (insert: mad, sad, glad, etc.) | ||
rapman33
Canada6 Posts
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ZaplinG
United States3818 Posts
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QooQ
United States96 Posts
The audience clap hands as I slap fam.. got him nerd raging, MAD CAPS like a hat stand That's crack, damn! Listen closely you can hear how I war in symphony Harmonic melodies orchestrated from screams when I slaughter infantries Morbid tendencies, like mauling bones apart and toss them viciously Kung Lao your fucking head off boomeranging your shoulder blade, flawless victory! | ||
rapman33
Canada6 Posts
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Durp
Canada3117 Posts
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puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
On September 22 2011 08:05 Lumire wrote: You're all retarded... User was temp banned for this post. LOL nice post. | ||
IntoTheBush
United States552 Posts
snap necks at the drop of a hat i have what u cats lack thats being fly, cuz ur wack /drops mic | ||
ReiKo
Croatia1023 Posts
Hey IntoTheBush yesterday I got drunk, Smoked lil' skunk while fucking your mom and doing bell push, I bet you are so fat even ugliest girl in school didn't have crush on you, It's hard when you are around someone like me - so cool, When you started this battle I knew you were a fool, Yeah we are real cats and we don't hang out with rats, Because we hunt them down and eat them, Look at the best rappers here - I breed them. I'm wack you got that wright now I'm gonna attack, Son, better watch your back, Brush you up' like dental plaque, Smack you and eat you like full-fat-saturated snack, It's time to say goodbye and pack, You don't belong here, Go away and earn some working at cart track. | ||
HardMacro
Canada361 Posts
I mate with chicks, You all suck dicks. amidoingitrite | ||
ReiKo
Croatia1023 Posts
When I'm finished with you will be fucked up like Donnie Darko, Shut up and watch my supreme flow go, Although, you would be good apprentice in my side-show, Bitch, watch my team glow, For hip-hop you are John Doe, You are hard but you have been outgrown, Chicks? For you it's a movie flick, you can suck my dick, In Canada I bet you eat, sleep and jerk alone, Because you are so ugly and all girls are gone, Don't fuck with my verse cuz you will get drown, Crushing you from head to toes, This mic making your vest full of bullet holes... | ||
x-dragon
United Kingdom1 Post
you wouldn't be hard if you had a penis pump stop being afraid and get heart i'm the shit you ain't even a wet fart mess around with me get hurt you wouldn't have the hood behind you if you wearing a sweatshirt i'm the illest must i remind you wouldn't be shit if you came out a behind all these great lines they mergin fast please homie you know my rhymes tighter than a virgin ass i run the game you can't stop the owner you say you hard but can't even pop a boner no matter what i try to make a quick buck you a bitch homie how much for a dick suck cooking up rhymes like a kitchen you say you real but what you represent is fiction when it comes to these rhymes i'm a lyrical thug i'm so sick i couldn't be cured by a miracle drug | ||
Converse
New Zealand1 Post
Lyrical thug miracle drug Your rhymes bein tighter than a virgin ass Please stop with this scheme You couldnt rap a present or blast a gun Even if your mum was a glock you still aint touched one Speakin of jumpers i dont need the hood behind me Cause the talent i have is the best there will be Your the owner and you run the game? You couldnt run amuck or own anything if it was addressed to your name You try make a quick buck and want people to get your dick to suck X-Dragon to me your like a nothing i can take a diss To make me feel down you need more than irish luck Imma say it now if you have a mirror take a look The ugly you hold makes you not even poke a bitch on facebook What's Up Now-! | ||
Og_Trapp
United States1 Post
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Shadowcloak
Netherlands194 Posts
So correct me if im wrong mods but i could swear you guys had a rule with ""formal english"" or at least propper. RIP rap & thank you modern hiphop for creating this trash. P.S you can ban me now User was temp banned for this post. | ||
Archas
United States6531 Posts
On June 02 2013 03:46 Shadowcloak wrote: Yes i have found it! The absolute lowest level of teamliquid. So correct me if im wrong mods but i could swear you guys had a rule with ""formal english"" or at least propper. RIP rap & thank you modern hiphop for creating this trash. P.S you can ban me now Your post would have been totally fine if you hadn't said anything about you being banned. You want my advice, try not to pretend like you're sacrificing yourself for some noble cause when you get back. | ||
Foblos
United States426 Posts
On June 02 2013 03:46 Shadowcloak wrote: Yes i have found it! The absolute lowest level of teamliquid. So correct me if im wrong mods but i could swear you guys had a rule with ""formal english"" or at least propper. RIP rap & thank you modern hiphop for creating this trash. P.S you can ban me now User was temp banned for this post. Farewell /wave | ||
Mothra
United States1448 Posts
On June 02 2013 03:46 Shadowcloak wrote: Yes i have found it! The absolute lowest level of teamliquid. So correct me if im wrong mods but i could swear you guys had a rule with ""formal english"" or at least propper. RIP rap & thank you modern hiphop for creating this trash. P.S you can ban me now User was temp banned for this post. He got the smack down, Ban hammer turning pants brown. Next time, turn dat frown upside down, clown. See you again in the next round. | ||
Mothra
United States1448 Posts
On April 20 2013 14:13 Converse wrote: Haha Lyrical thug miracle drug Your rhymes bein tighter than a virgin ass Please stop with this scheme You couldnt rap a present or blast a gun Even if your mum was a glock you still aint touched one Speakin of jumpers i dont need the hood behind me Cause the talent i have is the best there will be Your the owner and you run the game? You couldnt run amuck or own anything if it was addressed to your name You try make a quick buck and want people to get your dick to suck X-Dragon to me your like a nothing i can take a diss To make me feel down you need more than irish luck Imma say it now if you have a mirror take a look The ugly you hold makes you not even poke a bitch on facebook What's Up Now-! What is this? I thought this was a rap contest? All you've done is show your mind is putrid mess. Learn to English please When you're not callousing your knees. By the way, your Mom still owes me service fees. | ||
decaf
Austria1797 Posts
All of these battle leagues are a prewritten format, but there's still some free style element to it when they do rebuttals, adapt in some way or forget their stuff I guess. Check this one for instance, liked it a lot. For some real freestyle stuff you obviously gotta check Scrible Jam, Eyedea is pretty much the best freestyler ever but other battles like thesaurus vs franco or thesaurus vs justice were really nice as well, but unlike KotD Scribble Jam is pretty much dead. | ||
H4ZE
United States6 Posts
My rhymes are like a gun back up or get blasted/ Where i come from its talk shit and get your ass kicked/ U act hard but where you live theres no pain just laughin/ You think your cool and think you have skill with your rappin/ Nah you suck dick like your mom sucked mine but mine is massive/ Ur lyrical content sucks you should have finnished your school classes/ Im only 13 and i kicked your ass you take your time and i start the action/ | ||
SFHyper
United Kingdom45 Posts
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H4ZE
United States6 Posts
I write raps but i cant battle rap for shit i was just trying I knew it sucked i just decided to atleast try to battle rap | ||
H4ZE
United States6 Posts
If you dont believe me ill post one of my newest raps | ||
Mothra
United States1448 Posts
On July 13 2013 04:32 H4ZE wrote: Fuck all you wack rappers you spit bad shit/ My rhymes are like a gun back up or get blasted/ Where i come from its talk shit and get your ass kicked/ U act hard but where you live theres no pain just laughin/ You think your cool and think you have skill with your rappin/ Nah you suck dick like your mom sucked mine but mine is massive/ Ur lyrical content sucks you should have finnished your school classes/ Im only 13 and i kicked your ass you take your time and i start the action/ You just can't handle that my jest is infinite, Your rhyme smells like Honey Boo Boo's Mom just took a shit. The only place your face belongs is on a toilet seat, If you were dinner even carnivores would give up meat. | ||
H4ZE
United States6 Posts
You think if you attack im not spittin back/ Ill leave you back sayin im wack but cryin cus i spit the facts/ Fuck, your styles wack it needs to switch/ The only reason they cheer for you is cus you look a needy bitch/ Ill leave em on the ground bleeding with/ His hands on his head crying and screaming BITCH!!/ | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
On September 22 2011 09:57 IntoTheBush wrote: sit sat so fat snap necks at the drop of a hat i have what u cats lack thats being fly, cuz ur wack /drops mic Shit, that just destroyed everyone, how can anyone follow that? Rap is officially over. | ||
H4ZE
United States6 Posts
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H4ZE
United States6 Posts
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BisuEver
United States247 Posts
On July 13 2013 13:15 ninazerg wrote: Shit, that just destroyed everyone, how can anyone follow that? Rap is officially over. | ||
backstaber
Philippines1 Post
I'm swift and dangerous like a cheetah Slice your head clean like a sharpened katana People went in the match like no idea Some rappers jokes are whack I shove dirty jokes in their ass crack My swollen knuckles will make sure they stay like that Jab you in the face with the hands of Tyson Use my Rambo Knife cut you open like it's hunting season Hit you with my Mace from head to knees Don't ever beg me or I'll wipe your face clean | ||
Crank Crimson
United States3 Posts
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Dark_Chill
Canada3353 Posts
Quit tiltin' Shit's so weak can't even fuel the pyre I'm buildin' I'm engraving my name on your mind Try to reach me My rhymes are in a place you can't even find Can't impeach me | ||
joeschmo
United States167 Posts
yep through my sanity & cause a crazy flip with i act up - wack rapper i don pissy glove & smack up ya face cheek so hard it have ya cranie spinnin - often tired & lazy with high doses of speed in me - so much crack smoke i forgot that there's weed in me - crack the window with the computer chair & jump out the flying saucer with flying knee & greet ya teeth - this is so much better than you it's not even seen - my balls are so big i walk like i got no freakin knees - i stopped doin drivebys the day i learned bout flybys with a fuckin jet pack & let the bazooka eat mcs - you weak i just destroy you with jotted jib jabs - i lost the corpse i owed you, pay me or get stabbed - i write down lies & pass em off as the truth , shoot - you prolly hate me - i prolly shove a shovel in ya poopshoot - this is gettin more lame as time passes - wine glasses - with red lipstick still on table from that hoe who died laughin - comedian , you'll have milk squirting out your nose & mouth on the carpet rollin round, can't hold ya piss can't hold ya bowels - look at my rugs they're the consequence of my awesome i jerk off to myself in the mirror while my fat girlfriend watches - she'd eat anything ad nauseum - forgot i fried you? my guard slipped i came to my sword was still inside you - i just did this, joeschmo baby here with the dope text - leaving with a peace even though all i wrote threats - | ||
Manit0u
Poland17041 Posts
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icystorage
Jollibee19343 Posts
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ChosenBrad1322
United States562 Posts
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Ettick
United States2434 Posts
man this one is really a dump reminds me of the streets where we all had to kill each other to get some eats couldn't get by without lyin otherwise you'd be dyin one day my dad came home high actually that was everyday cus he was just tryin to get by worked a shit job at some burger joint had to settle for a hi-point to make sure some crazy bitch doesn't come in and kill all of us cus they have the itch shit like that happened quite often in the city of compton walkin down the street one day some guy comes and says he wants to play so i take out the 9 mil and show this guy how i deal with anyone who tries to fuck with me he pulls out an SOG nice knife but you know what they say bringing a knife to a gunfight is a bad idea any day so i chamber a round and send that loser underground | ||
GGitsJack
New Zealand426 Posts
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Tosster
Poland299 Posts
Money Bitches Momlovers Puppys Check it out | ||
Crank Crimson
United States3 Posts
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Manit0u
Poland17041 Posts
English isn't the language I often speak So please Forgive me if my rhymes come out a bit weak I've been learning from the best and I'm up to this little test I will put you out of your misery All your cursing, foul language and banter? I evade it all like an elusive black panther I detest your verse so I have to destroy Do you see? That's my secret ploy To show you Remould you All your attempts at resistance are in vain They would only bring you more pain Please Learn some proper verse Become a part of a bigger universe In this day and age it's important that we are all on the same page Rise like a phoenix from the ashes Drink deep of knowledge found in hidden caches Fail at this and know Those wounds can never mend It will be your end | ||
Crank Crimson
United States3 Posts
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MMMuizz
Singapore1 Post
Yo, I seen some of you guys's rap as honest I can be its horrible. Those little rhymes don't even add up to minimal. Each and every rhyme is hysterical! I'm not a perfect lyricist but in here I'm trying to be a miracle. I stand on top of a pinnacle. Looking for pussies to feed on, Guess what I rhyme better than lil Jon, Why should I stop just cause I'm dropping F bombs, On EMCEES that rap like they don't know what's next. If you add some music and not read it like text. I'll assure you, you'll be reading this like its complex. I see some MCs trying too hard, Relax let go of the pedal your not being pulled by some uniformed guard. I open minds, like its an open cap, a sun visor. But sometimes us rappers need to stop and listen, And stop sucking dicks and copy and paste and start to stiffen, We ain't no genitals, we should consider making a rap petition. No I'm not trying to be the guys that come to your door talking about Jesus I'm trying to be the meanest, needless to say all you guys talking like your beavis I'm no silly joker, not even mediocre. I'm just a lucky man call me clover, like totally spies with them jets Im hovering over. I don't wanna be a casual villain, right now I'm stuck with an Indian, I'm at the Indian Ocean, Morgadishu, I'm hanging out with 4 armed friend Vishnu. I come to realise that I could eat each and everybody like you for breakfast, But luckily your not on my checklist. Like a menace dentist, from Memphis. I don't smoke but I get higher than Everest. I pity those who are jealous, cause I'm expressing the true form of reckless. I don't wear an OG necklace, My victory spreads faster than a virus call it Infectious. My assumption, is that your girl is banging on my Johnson Bought these condoms from watsons I'm the antitoxin to interrupt your deadly toxin, A light diffuser you could call me rhodopsin. I'm not joking, just choking on some 2 bit gangster, Who thinks he has the swagger, but don't realise he likes to stagger. You belong in the back of a tractor, I'm just your average attractor. And as honest I can be, is that you are a wanna be, Intellectual about you ain't factual about reality. If you guys remembered that you had a freestyle issue It's okay go cry with a 7 ply tissue. Cause after this, I'm logging swift So goodbye, goodnight and having a merry Christmas. | ||
ZERG_RUSSIAN
10417 Posts
Sometimes write haikus as well I am out, bitches. | ||
puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
you should change your name to Pocari, cause how much you sweat you turning into a blue puddle just like liquid sheth thats the last time I mention sc2 cause BW never dead + Show Spoiler + I play terran because thats what mengsk chose no reason to be ashamed though other races suck more dick than kaiden alenko | ||
actionbastrd
Congo598 Posts
I haven't slept since Monday, took finals early, it felt dirty. Stress wearing on me, have to cope you see. The man across the hall did it all, two pills a day, kept me at bay. learning shit every hour, i devour. four tests in three days? I will be okay, with two pills through the throat, its what they say. Its over now, and turned out great, please dont hate. Now i head to vacation toward Maui, smoking that wowie. This rhyme is based on a true story you see, So please, don't take it lightly. ( i actually did just make this up, and its true. fuck taking finals early so you can do a family vacation, this term was fucking stressful >.<, disclaimer - i cant rap or write. GG no re.) | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
Then some crips rolled up and kicked his shit in You're all fodder for the goddess The oddest, most obnoxious nob with knockers ready to rock this You can't outfox this, you're using building blocks to stay locked in boxes You're gaseous, noxious, toxic, no oxygen option, nothing to smell I'm an awesome predator robot, the spotted ocelot hunting gazelle I'm funny as hell, the fenris sent to end this, and send you to hell Now this fucker behind the monitor with a moniker Acting like he's some kind of king when he's a commoner I'mma sure this guy is an Amish taking an hour to move a kilometer By that, I mean he's slow, but I'm absurd, eating ramen constant cuz I'm a nerd I'm a bird, regurgitate worms, so ill I spit germs, spitting like a llama slurred vomiting ominous common sense from the top of the obelisk So solemn since I've got the wisdom of Solomon out my esophagus All you toddlers can grovel at the power of the most polished novelist I'm not just a hypothesis, I'm the fucking truth, isn't it obvious? You think you're close to a god? I'm the opposite - infamous columnist So I guess that makes me a bitch, but I don't write articles I bite, I don't bark, make art that carpet bombs targets to particles Nothing close in your arsenal, scraping you off like charred barnacles All the shit in my closet would make the Chronicles of Narnia marginal Carve out your heart at a carnival, cake it caramel, that's karma though Wanna battle back? Get out your pad and pencil, yo I'll roll you up just like pretzel dough, let's just go I'll try to be gentle though with this rape tentacle Say things that are detestable, not acceptable, nonsensical Unethical, spilling chemicals and medical waste on my friends and foes On my menstrual flow, but when it comes to your blood, I'm unquenchable My offense is incredible, my defense, impeccable You're just a guy with a small pecker about to get burned to wreckage when I wreck your flow | ||
TheManInBlack
Nigeria266 Posts
That's why they stim marines, think they're pro and go like "dat shit cray" Leave it to Terrans, and they say they got some fast hands "Flash" hands, wrists with some weighted bands And medivacs in the air mayne See 'em drop bio with stock thrusters, I just laugh, mayne I catch Tanks when I ain't trying I ain't lying, I a-move Banelings till they split up, keep them 'rines lit up Get outta line, I get you hit up Now if you play me ingame, you better watch what you say You could get carried away, You could get infested and carried away Now here's a list of Zergs that can kill you in eight minutes: Stukov, umm.. NarAliya and Kerrigan I'mma say this shit now and never again We ain't foes, we ain't adversaries and we damn sure ain't equal The games you playing, you get killed like that Acting like you can micro, you ain't built like that See me when you see me Terran, WHAT? *baneling bust* | ||
TheManInBlack
Nigeria266 Posts
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Ettick
United States2434 Posts
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dRaW
Canada5744 Posts
Hey, My name is Chris, I would finish this, but I gotta take a piss. -Chris out | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
On December 07 2013 18:38 dRaW wrote: Freestyle rap? Looks like y'all spending hours writing lines and pretending you just came up with it. I don't believe none of you. Hey, My name is Chris, I would finish this, but I gotta take a piss. -Chris out Yo Chris, meet my fist I'll break your wrist You just got rocked You just got pylon blocked in your cock Now your piss sprays all over your face You suck at rapping and are a disgrace | ||
dRaW
Canada5744 Posts
On December 07 2013 18:42 ninazerg wrote: Yo Chris, meet my fist I'll break your wrist You just got rocked You just got pylon blocked in your cock Now your piss sprays all over your face You suck at rapping and are a disgrace Yo angry citizen, I break my head on your fist dont try to insist that you can handle this, who needs pylons? Build a nexus. Chris gotta piss some more, don't come a knock'n at my door, or you will get piss in your face, then we will see who's the disgrace | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
On December 07 2013 18:50 dRaW wrote: Yo angry citizen, I break my head on your fist dont try to insist that you can handle this, who needs pylons? Build a nexus. Chris gotta piss some more, don't come a knock'n at my door, or you will get piss in your face, then we will see who's the disgrace This meathead, I can see he read what she said Repeated it and reposted it rearranged on the thread But let's get some facts straight, you're gay, whore And I don't knock ever, I just kick down the dang door Equipped with anti-piss missiles while I diss you Whip you with a pistol and nobody will miss you Besides cracklings tear down your nexus with tiny claws like tyrannosaurus rexes Your whole base burning like voodoo hexes while I'm shooting your shit indiscriminately like we're in Texas | ||
dRaW
Canada5744 Posts
if we played, you'd look delayed like a handicap in a relay, deployed to destroy the lyrics you enjoy, if we played you'd be my toy multitask so fast youd be confused like blast from the past, psionic bombardment until you've departed knowing wholehearted that Chris is the best, you shouldn't have messed, and now pick up your pants cause youve been undressed | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
I don't know which reps you claim to be checkin' Or which set you claim to be reppin' When I step in, I drop an atomic weapon Flatten your whole argument in seven seconds Yeah, my pants were down, but to moon you While your dragoons are reduced to blue goo I saw you lose to peru, gay like Mr. Sulu watching gay porn on youtube and hulu Hikikimori sitting until 2 to listen to pururu on loop like the frills around a nail so screw you HA! You wish. | ||
MightyBill
93 Posts
On December 07 2013 19:11 dRaW wrote: Look, I checked that replay and guess what? that's not my aka. if we played, you'd look delayed like a handicap in a relay, deployed to destroy the lyrics you enjoy, if we played you'd be my toy multitask so fast youd be confused like blast from the past, psionic bombardment until you've departed knowing wholehearted that Chris is the best, you shouldn't have messed, and now pick up your pants cause youve been undressed you aint playing the game, you aint getting no fame. I bet you're checking a replay, like a shitty dj, who has a record stuck on repeat Let me spell it for you, DeFeat! Dont be dressing up or down, stay as you are, you look like a clown. You're just making me laugh while I'm spending some big bucks only on my blingbling cuz them hoes are giving me free fucks. Wish you were a master like me, being so high that you can't see, ask what I am doing, I feel sorry for your sorry ass. What I am doing already happened you got left behind by mad skills You been watching nascar when you shouldve been watching nasa Flinging around some rockets instead of touching your dick through your pockets I aint got time for chobos like you, smell ya later kid! I'm through! | ||
graNite
Germany4434 Posts
I'm a happy man usually, just like JD and Turk. But recently, ladder's quite hard already in diamond my marines cant outsmart the rolling banelings and protoss deathball. but before i fall theres a small hope with ravens, i can provoke bad engagements and huge explosions, what great emotions there are in starcraft only my mmr got halved. + Show Spoiler + english is not my mother language, how good was that? :D | ||
dRaW
Canada5744 Posts
On December 07 2013 19:28 MightyBill wrote: you aint playing the game, you aint getting no fame. I bet you're checking a replay, like a shitty dj, who has a record stuck on repeat Let me spell it for you, DeFeat! Dont be dressing up or down, stay as you are, you look like a clown. You're just making me laugh while I'm spending some big bucks only on my blingbling cuz them hoes are giving me free fucks. Wish you were a master like me, being so high that you can't see, ask what I am doing, I feel sorry for your sorry ass. What I am doing already happened you got left behind by mad skills You been watching nascar when you shouldve been watching nasa Flinging around some rockets instead of touching your dick through your pockets I aint got time for chobos like you, smell ya later kid! I'm through! a chimpanzee in a tuxedo can write better lines | ||
MightyBill
93 Posts
On December 07 2013 19:35 dRaW wrote: a chimpanzee in a tuxedo can write better lines You just jealous cuz you are just producing zealots If you'd be getting some marines you'd be rocking some machines! At least if you try to play, you will find that you can sway the fools who don't know better, that do not know how to wield the letter Cuz these lines will be remembered forever, these scriptures will begin to matter! So unless you want to hate through skill, I guess you'd better take the suicide pill. Criticize me, man you just scared of me that I'm getting through to you, That I shoot you up with this verbal uzi. Better hide in your jacuzzi! Man like a 16 year old girl you bleed all over your feet since you still gotta meet the pill that eventually will make you way more more Leet! | ||
Samba
Germany452 Posts
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dRaW
Canada5744 Posts
On December 07 2013 19:46 Samba wrote: How the fuck did i get in this wierd thread, i think i need to go to bed... you are winning the rap battle my friend | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
On December 07 2013 19:44 MightyBill wrote: You just jealous cuz you are just producing zealots If you'd be getting some marines you'd be rocking some machines! At least if you try to play, you will find that you can sway the fools who don't know better, that do not know how to wield the letter Cuz these lines will be remembered forever, these scriptures will begin to matter! So unless you want to hate through skill, I guess you'd better take the suicide pill. Criticize me, man you just scared of me that I'm getting through to you, That I shoot you up with this verbal uzi. Better hide in your jacuzzi! Man like a 16 year old girl you bleed all over your feet since you still gotta meet the pill that eventually will make you way more more Leet! Remembered forever? More like suck forever You and your gay homies can go fuck together Bunch of rapping groupies and noobies Claiming to be rolling doobies and touching boobies Yo dude, the only action you see is at the fucking movies Jacking off to Tom Cruise like Peewee Herman I watch the world burning like an angry German Or the Joker, break in and shoot the place up with a super soaker But you're already washed up, quit rap your rhymes are a shit sack, stop before you get bitch slapped Give it up, don't quit your day job The only gangster shit you did was join the gay mob When draw and I rapped, our rhymes were just joking Your rhymes are a joke, you're the wannabe at the shelter choking Only on dicks, cocks are the only sticks you're smoking I would consider just deleting all that shit you just posted I'm just embarrassed for you, but you had to get toasted Yo, this pizzaface virgin rapper just got roasted | ||
puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
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puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
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JieXian
Malaysia4677 Posts
On December 07 2013 19:23 ninazerg wrote: I'M ABOUT TO END THIS MAN'S WHOLE CAREER (what career?) I don't know which reps you claim to be checkin' Or which set you claim to be reppin' When I step in, I drop an atomic weapon Flatten your whole argument in seven seconds Yeah, my pants were down, but to moon you While your dragoons are reduced to blue goo I saw you lose to peru, gay like Mr. Sulu watching gay porn on youtube and hulu Hikikimori sitting until 2 to listen to pururu on loop like the frills around a nail so screw you HA! You wish. On December 07 2013 20:19 ninazerg wrote: Remembered forever? More like suck forever You and your gay homies can go fuck together Bunch of rapping groupies and noobies Claiming to be rolling doobies and touching boobies Yo dude, the only action you see is at the fucking movies Jacking off to Tom Cruise like Peewee Herman I watch the world burning like an angry German Or the Joker, break in and shoot the place up with a super soaker But you're already washed up, quit rap your rhymes are a shit sack, stop before you get bitch slapped Give it up, don't quit your day job The only gangster shit you did was join the gay mob When draw and I rapped, our rhymes were just joking Your rhymes are a joke, you're the wannabe at the shelter choking Only on dicks, cocks are the only sticks you're smoking I would consider just deleting all that shit you just posted I'm just embarrassed for you, but you had to get toasted Yo, this pizzaface virgin rapper just got roasted hahahahahahah RESPECT for ninazerg. Good shit there | ||
iDrakeX
United States5 Posts
You Need to stop rapping because you're a pokemon master My raps are ill, fresh, lyrically mean I cut bitches like you like i'm wolverine You just got raped physically and mentally This might even kill all of you accidentally All of you just admit you just got beat I stepped on all of you're asses like this is happy feet Next time you should extend you're vocabulary Probably spend you're time reading the whole dictionary I'll shoot you with a gun, shoot you with a knife Went to you're house and stole your wife But I'm sorry i'm not gay So get you're herpes infected self and stay the fuck away | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
On December 23 2013 09:59 iDrakeX wrote: We all know I can rap faster You Need to stop rapping because you're a pokemon master My raps are ill, fresh, lyrically mean I cut bitches like you like i'm wolverine You just got raped physically and mentally This might even kill all of you accidentally All of you just admit you just got beat I stepped on all of you're asses like this is happy feet Next time you should extend you're vocabulary Probably spend you're time reading the whole dictionary I'll shoot you with a gun, shoot you with a knife Went to you're house and stole your wife But I'm sorry i'm not gay So get you're herpes infected self and stay the fuck away Okay Mr. Killer man, put away the the smith and wesson Your raps will be iller after today's English lesson Now I haven't the slightest clue why you're so aggressive But it's "your" not "you're" you whore cuz "you're" is not possessive And in this new bar, I will explain why your rap is so fubar If you could possibly drop the apostrophe you wouldn't get "you are" So your rap could be shiny like you're driving a new car | ||
DarkPlasmaBall
United States42202 Posts
On December 24 2013 02:16 ninazerg wrote: Okay Mr. Killer man, put away the the smith and wesson Your raps will be iller after today's English lesson Now I haven't the slightest clue why you're so aggressive But it's "your" not "you're" you whore cuz "you're" is not possessive And in this new bar, I will explain why your rap is so fubar If you could possibly drop the apostrophe you wouldn't get "you are" So your rap could be shiny like you're driving a new car I think I'm in love. | ||
iDrakeX
United States5 Posts
Correcting me and shit you really need to get a life Half of your rap is about you're and you are You sound like you're sucking dicks for nickels at a stripper bar And how does using your make me a whore? To be honest I don't understand you anymore And yea im aggressive it's how I rhyme I'm out bitch I ain't got time | ||
nvs.
Canada3609 Posts
But all I really read was unsophisticated rhymes I'm divisible by none, a man still in his prime, Voted person of the year while you're all behind the Times So load up a magazine, clips makin scenes red I'm going over head like stingy bitches do in bed But these bitches think I'm the one, speakin binary the way I turn em on You couldn't get pussy with mack lessons from Ghengis Khan. My entendres don't double they triple like rare nipples, The only time yall double is in basketball dribbles, Two dimensional artists, put your work in perspective, metaphors flat the like world in archaic retrospective My spectacular vernacular is seldom seen by the masses, Like Dracula in a black Acura wearing Dolce Gabanna glasses. Ever since he could remember hes been popping his collar, was raised by the street, yeah a real Rhodes scholar. When all is said and done my words will go down in gospel, I'm the true rap messiah yall just hostile apostles. You're the follower of one, me, I'm the leader of many, Lit a flame under the Jews when I took J.C.'s Penny. And if I ever rap religion I promise not to Babylon, this ain't temporally B.C. this is Kappa Epsilon. And I'm coming into my own like pre-teens in gym socks, a generous geologist just gettin my rocks off. And your actions caused this chemist to create an elimination lab, Faker than synthetic oil basted imitation crab. My raps are all original I never lyric pillage, while your shit is second hand, like its copped from Value Village, I know your life is empty without me to enthrall, cuz like an addicted bank teller you were going through withdrawls. | ||
iDrakeX
United States5 Posts
Your cheap you propose to girls with a candy ring Not that you can get any of course I heard better raps coming from a disabled horse You vocabulary is impressive I do say But you don't know how to use so there for your gay You may say how is it gay well let me explain You're raps disgust everyones brain They are not manly at all they are more simple Just like saying you're going to pop me like a pimple How long did it take you to write that? Your a rpg nerd whos really fat My raps are like 1 shot 1 kills So horrifying and cold they give you the chills | ||
MaestroSC
United States2073 Posts
Not with the guy who sends chicks dick pics (sorry im just messin Steve) I should be the captain of team EG because im so InControl I give better death stares than Idra, eyes burning right through your soul. Im the one who taught Scarlett to go from upgraded lings into Mutas Taking ladder points from nerds, punching their fists through their computers. And you know what? Jaedongs not the only person, offered referred to as "the dong" If you think im called this because of my Starcraft skills, you're completely wrong. Like the bonjwa of Wings of Liberty, one of my nicknames is MVP Dont bother responding, I already won, this is over. GG no re. | ||
darthfoley
United States7999 Posts
My name is Bob, I'm a friendly piece of green glob. I travel around town without a donnin' a frown Because I am Bob, the green glob. | ||
puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
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darthfoley
United States7999 Posts
On December 24 2013 14:15 puppykiller wrote: Do you get sprayed and mopped by kpop gay fobs that hate slop? One could say that this is the case Which is why I al-ways ca-rry the Mace | ||
Disciple7
United States198 Posts
But dear god if I ever knew it'd be taken this far (sarcasm) ninazerg just seems perturbed by drake and then draw And puppykiller's only subtly iller than vacant-head Bob Evidently, you're all real MC's that smoke the best weed and look so sexy that big bang's penny gives you road head on your ten speeds Hmm let's see, unless these MC's met me after plenty Henny I would rend these 'heavy MC's' from their petty headpiece Metaphorically of course, but conforming to the course if you're Thor's of intercourse, not tryna force up into whores And they're enamored with your hammer, like the norse are with the north Then why you makin noise up on some forums? But now that I bring women in to this shit again I got so many bitches I should be fined for littering But if they're simpleton's, or not simply tens like Emma Watson is, then I'd never Slytherin She be saying my snake's reminiscent of liquor cause the shit's so long that i'm fuckin her liver Then once I withdraw while she shiver and quiver Since I hit her and quit her in the cold of middle December I did her one better and helped to set her on Tinder So if you guys match with Emma Watson, you're welcome. ...And tell her I'm sorry and want her back, I just really wanted to be able to use the situation for a future rap battle on Team Liquid. Edit: To the people saying this isn't freestyle; it is. There's a difference between freestyle and off the top/improvised. | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
On December 24 2013 13:29 darthfoley wrote: Hey, My name is Bob, I'm a friendly piece of green glob. I travel around town without a donnin' a frown Because I am Bob, the green glob. Yo Bob, get a job You're just an oozing mass of jelly, get off the mic There's the door, but you can't use the doorknob You don't even have invertebrates you poor slob You can't even hear cuz you have no ear like a corncob ... Poor Bob... Okay, maybe that was uncalled for. You're just a green blob trying to make it in the rap game, so I apologize. Actually, listen, I think you've got skills, if I really wanted to pick on someone who can't rap, I'd go after this guy: On December 24 2013 10:58 iDrakeX wrote: I can't believe you want to rap battle the king Your cheap you propose to girls with a candy ring Not that you can get any of course I heard better raps coming from a disabled horse You vocabulary is impressive I do say But you don't know how to use so there for your gay You may say how is it gay well let me explain You're raps disgust everyones brain They are not manly at all they are more simple Just like saying you're going to pop me like a pimple How long did it take you to write that? Your a rpg nerd whos really fat My raps are like 1 shot 1 kills So horrifying and cold they give you the chills I just think it would be unnecessarily mean. Obviously, he has something bothering him about the gays, but he has made it clear that On December 23 2013 09:59 iDrakeX wrote: i'm not gay He's not gay. + Show Spoiler [He's completely heterosexual] + That was a lie. Here is a diss rap for him, Merry Christmas, ho ho ho. This motherfucker here is so fuckin' straight He once asked a girl out on a fuckin' date He held her hand and said it was fuckin' great Switched to one-player mode and had to masturbate But he did it to only straight porn on 8tube Cuz he's not a gay dude, watching fake boobs He's such a great dude, only taking playmates out with some date-rape lube This is the case of the iDrakeX files Flies while geting bonus points, and next smiles, earning miles Nothing he says contributes to these burgeoned shit-and-urine piles Cuz the last girl he took on vacation to the Virgin Isles While contemplating the floor tiles matching the fucking curtain tiles Not that he got shot in the mouth and it hurts to smile But this is urgent, if you can't swallow this like a sea urchin's bile This is cursed and vile like the dust and dirt when I besmirched his style So versatile, so hot it's like the core of the inner Earth is mild Sacrifice a virgin child, y'all woke the goddess up and I'm about to purge the Nile Your whole rap scheme is elementary, holmes You push weight, I push real estate like 21st Century homes You say you're a king, well, where the fuck's your castle, X? You're like a combination of a donkey and 50 Liz Hasselbecks You say you're a king, but that's fucking treason I blow you away with a breeze, I can't believe you remember to even keep breathing You're in season, wabbit, you fast expanded greedy-style and I'm cheesin' Geez, this is too easy, you say your raps are horrifying, but it's for the wrong reason Please, you cannot beat me, you say your raps are ill, but they're diseased, that's why you're sneezin' Keep on dreamin', I'm a demon, a rap behemoth; you're a heathen, we all know which way you're leanin' when you're sucking down that semen So, okay, this fella here had some good lines, so he gets respect: On December 24 2013 05:29 nvs. wrote: I clicked upon this thread with the hope of witty lines But all I really read was unsophisticated rhymes I'm divisible by none, a man still in his prime, Voted person of the year while you're all behind the Times So load up a magazine, clips makin scenes red I'm going over head like stingy bitches do in bed But these bitches think I'm the one, speakin binary the way I turn em on You couldn't get pussy with mack lessons from Ghengis Khan. My entendres don't double they triple like rare nipples, The only time yall double is in basketball dribbles, Two dimensional artists, put your work in perspective, metaphors flat the like world in archaic retrospective My spectacular vernacular is seldom seen by the masses, Like Dracula in a black Acura wearing Dolce Gabanna glasses. Ever since he could remember hes been popping his collar, was raised by the street, yeah a real Rhodes scholar. When all is said and done my words will go down in gospel, I'm the true rap messiah yall just hostile apostles. You're the follower of one, me, I'm the leader of many, Lit a flame under the Jews when I took J.C.'s Penny. And if I ever rap religion I promise not to Babylon, this ain't temporally B.C. this is Kappa Epsilon. And I'm coming into my own like pre-teens in gym socks, a generous geologist just gettin my rocks off. And your actions caused this chemist to create an elimination lab, Faker than synthetic oil basted imitation crab. My raps are all original I never lyric pillage, while your shit is second hand, like its copped from Value Village, I know your life is empty without me to enthrall, cuz like an addicted bank teller you were going through withdrawls. Stick adrenaline in my arm, I'm about to attack pawns Like Gary Kasperov on crack, prawns Like bringing astronauts back from the black dawn I analyze this exact science in a rap song My back's strong so when rappers act wrong, I get my attack on Backpacking and smashing these whack acts who act strong It's a ruse, the chickens have come home to roost Like vodka-boiled poultry, I've cooked their goose The bird's in the air, roger that, barrage it all The cabin, lodge and stall, blow up the fucking Taj Mahal Weak rap better watch out, I've got a robotic claw I've got all Young Money in my garage and walls Drake, Weezy, Nicki Minaj and all It's not a mirage at all, this visage of Jigsaw Cut these pigs to bits raw, I have no mercy, not one bit y'all Wake up, it's all just a nightmare But you're dreaming if you think I'll fight fair You turn the corner, and I'm right there With a bloody axe, red eyes and spiked hair I'll send an ursadon critter up the river for running with scissors Kick down the doors to Blizzard, cause a massive fissure Cuz I'm running around with a nuclear isotope Eating dry ice, bath salt and look at life through a kaleidoscope I don't even have to slay wannabes like iDrakeX Cuz his name already rhymes with "I hate sex" Put this virgin kid on suicide watch, it's over I just ran a bulldozer straight over this fake hov poser The odor still runs through my nose like it's encoded Fight through agents of the system like the Matrix Reloaded This isn't vehicular manslaughter, it's death race in an armed car It's being locked in a cage and caught in a Ronda Rousey Armbar It's being wasted so bad you can't even walk back to the darn bar So har har, this isn't a peaceful white Christmas, it's an avalanche The cavalry galloping fast to cut the olive branch while skaters ollie past Cuz I'm like Tony Hawk and Stephen Hawking combined chalking Drawing up theoretical physics while I'm the walking dead talking | ||
puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
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joeschmo
United States167 Posts
liquid stool to my humors' vice that takes approval right over your loser type human life - my Hyadukens light your mutant wife as she shaves her back with the hugest knife febreeze the stiff squatch then I perform a celebatory moon-walk but can't do it right - my hiphop is more heated & cooler, if you inhabited my mind you would freeze in ruin before your feeble medula ignites in a smoke cloud of ether & buddha for easing my mood up - I stash your tranny moms training bra & panties on your rap corpse in the rainy yard - you're all crazy garb & deserve tort speed olive fork stabbings until strangely norm - your flows have a body shaking force of an F-5 tornado storm from my laughter raging forth - from the cranial your face skin's torn, it is a rag now that I use to scrub my anal warts - when considerate I scissor clip your ligaments then turn your sisters lips into a pissing pit - my typical judo-chop bombardment is during a skydive landing where i'll split your wig - the devils saw leaves you with a melted jaw inside a pickle jar & an ass belted raw - this mighty rhymers' pysche's wired like an arthritic child did the electricians job - from your lyrical mountain top I smile & mock unimpressed of your fetal style a lot - I jetpack too & through the roof of your house & swat you with the marble countertop - | ||
JieXian
Malaysia4677 Posts
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Chairman Ray
United States11903 Posts
Yo mama is so fat | ||
AttackZerg
United States7453 Posts
On December 24 2013 05:29 nvs. wrote: I clicked upon this thread with the hope of witty lines ..... I am very impressed. There are so many good lines and even one really strong multi-syllable rhyme. You should do this in a journal, one verse per day for a year. I am certain you will have a 'ghost-book' worth something. | ||
TheKefka
Croatia11752 Posts
settin MCs on fire,than you very much, I got my own lighter. And enough kerosene to throw a old fashioned Burning Man, they say he disgusting coz he drink brew straight from the can. yea..........and? Hold on fam,he'll soon get to the point Ya rappers played out and tacky like a cross joint. To battles ye better come with a fully planed medical there's not tellin what he might bite off, ya style,or ya testicle. Testin your complexion while he munch on a edible so expect this to be his last sentence legible. Credible,not something you associate his name with but y'all gotta admit,he crafty with his words like a Blacksmith. Slowly fabricating his own myth,so do not disturb while he got a pen in the hand, git. Matter o fact do not interfere at all while he squeeze with his right one, it's usually a bottle,but don't risk a breeze from a shotgun. "This guy" they shake their head sayin he no fun, villain dun get credit for the wordplay spun, this wacky style be alien to their ear drum. "Sum swear he come straight from another planet or sumthn " "well he white,so agreed,definitely not outta Compton." "He deffo a imposter but he rock like the original" ye well,this a new improved villain,from a age digital. There he go again,off on a tangent watch and learn while he keepin the crowd necks bent. Ya'll better come with somthin special like clark kent, but don't get confused and wonder where the phone booth went. It's a villains natural talent,causing mass hysteria soon near you,to snatch all daughters from your area. | ||
AttackZerg
United States7453 Posts
from finger snappen and head nodding, to raw drama and backstabbing. Alot can happen in a single second, you can't repent once your dead, And I'll be stuck alive with regret. No respite, no Road To Perdition, no way to be better, no Kite Runner ending. The strings cut, I sky dive at your city, talons like knives that are dying to dig in, hidings a wishlist, this Grinch will steal your births gift, you'll breath and scream like a first breath. My bodies my souls thermos, so I can maintain heat evenly with a purpose, demonic machinations made murderous. Crows gather at this speak-easy skirmish, so speak easy when you see me, or I'll feed you to my servants. (This was written in my notebook - put in notepad and then put here - not technically a freestyle at all) Edit #2 (Could someone pm me with feedback I would appreciate it) | ||
iDrakeX
United States5 Posts
1 by 1 you all will start disappearing Calling yourself an mc what gives you the right I'm deadly i'll kill you on sight Once we battle you'll start to choke calling yourself rich but in reality you're broke I don't use super advanced vocabulary like you But I think you and your family belong in the zoo Just my opinion don't start to hate Why don't you go watch porn and masturbate | ||
Aerisky
United States12128 Posts
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TelecoM
United States10583 Posts
I guess i'ma have to make another freestyle video since people can't actually freestyle lol | ||
Disciple7
United States198 Posts
On December 25 2013 07:01 GGzerG wrote: Ok cool, now what you do is make a video of yourself actually freestyling, because writing down a freestyle is not freestyling at all, once you can actually free style words coming out of your mouth, with no recollection of what you have written down, then you are actually free styling, this is like typical US East way of free styling. -.- I guess i'ma have to make another freestyle video since people can't actually freestyle lol I guess you haven't heard the thousands of Freestyle songs put out by professional rappers. Freestyle is simply a rap with no specific topic, intended only to demonstrate skill. Improv or off the top is what you're looking for, and will never be achieved through typing onto a forum. And rappers from the west do "typical US East way of freestyling" all the time too. Most people will freestyle over a popular beat in order to gain recognition. For instance, Kendrick Lamar's C4 was almost entirely a freestyle mixtape. | ||
iDrakeX
United States5 Posts
Its your bedtime motherfucker why don't you take a nap Im tired of your bullshit thinking your the boss Cheap ass faggot I bet you buy your clothes at ross I would demolish you in every single way possible You can't get in my way you're not even an obstacle Thinking your the shit this is only typing Lets do it face to face I'll leave your bitch ass cryin You were probably the best one on this thread before I came along You're just a lonely faggot who scratches his ass with a ding dong I hope one day you you're lonely ass dies by aids You pick your card Ace or Spades? What I got you for christmas is a some paper and a pen Now write something good down and stop trying to pretend It takes you hours and hours to come up with something good I already won is that understood? I think you don't understand so lets keep going I probably already beat you without you even knowing I'll cut out your throat and rip open your chest I'm a heartless mercenary who you can't beat at your best And rip off your legs and arms and sell them to the black market Then i'll leave your head laying on my carpet So I hope you understand by now that you already lost In real life your a faggot who looks like rick ross HO HO HO merry christmas eve faggot | ||
AttackZerg
United States7453 Posts
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RQShatter
United States459 Posts
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jello_biafra
United Kingdom6631 Posts
On December 25 2013 08:02 RQShatter wrote: Actually Freestyling is putting a rap to someone elses beat. You can use written material or come off the head with it but the point is you are putting your lyrics into someone elses music. I thought freestyling was just doing it off the top of the head, whether it's to your beat, someone else's or no beat at all. | ||
dRaW
Canada5744 Posts
On December 24 2013 13:29 darthfoley wrote: Hey, My name is Bob, I'm a friendly piece of green glob. I travel around town without a donnin' a frown Because I am Bob, the green glob. you doing it right bro. | ||
NeuroticPsychosis
United States322 Posts
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puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
On December 25 2013 07:01 GGzerG wrote: Ok cool, now what you do is make a video of yourself actually freestyling, because writing down a freestyle is not freestyling at all, once you can actually free style words coming out of your mouth, with no recollection of what you have written down, then you are actually free styling, this is like typical US East way of free styling. -.- I guess i'ma have to make another freestyle video since people can't actually freestyle lol I can actually freestyle, I challenge you to a 50% freestyle 50% SC match. | ||
TelecoM
United States10583 Posts
On December 25 2013 07:12 iDrakeX wrote: Look at this guy saying I can't rap Its your bedtime motherfucker why don't you take a nap Im tired of your bullshit thinking your the boss Cheap ass faggot I bet you buy your clothes at ross I would demolish you in every single way possible You can't get in my way you're not even an obstacle Thinking your the shit this is only typing Lets do it face to face I'll leave your bitch ass cryin You were probably the best one on this thread before I came along You're just a lonely faggot who scratches his ass with a ding dong I hope one day you you're lonely ass dies by aids You pick your card Ace or Spades? What I got you for christmas is a some paper and a pen Now write something good down and stop trying to pretend It takes you hours and hours to come up with something good I already won is that understood? I think you don't understand so lets keep going I probably already beat you without you even knowing I'll cut out your throat and rip open your chest I'm a heartless mercenary who you can't beat at your best And rip off your legs and arms and sell them to the black market Then i'll leave your head laying on my carpet So I hope you understand by now that you already lost In real life your a faggot who looks like rick ross HO HO HO merry christmas eve faggot lol, I Drake X, what a Username for such an angry christmas "Freestyle " rap post, unfortunately typing words is not freestyling, as you have to think about what you are writing before you type it lol...go get on cam or MIC and really freestyle... | ||
TelecoM
United States10583 Posts
On December 25 2013 10:44 puppykiller wrote: I can actually freestyle, I challenge you to a 50% freestyle 50% SC match. wat? U really want to lose again? T_T | ||
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TelecoM
United States10583 Posts
On December 25 2013 10:51 puppykiller wrote: Also anyone can do puns, puns are ez xD I'm not really good at " battle " freestyling tbh, I just like to smoke out, maybe a drink or two, then freestyle about whatever comes off the top of my head, i'm not into the whole battling thing it is too random and too much idiotic negativity for me to get involved....maybe we can make a freestyle video together talking to each other in negative connotations? | ||
puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
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TelecoM
United States10583 Posts
On December 25 2013 11:01 puppykiller wrote: Puns are EZ. See here's a freebe? I take the e out of e-sports, put it in rap and rape you repeatedly. Then I duplicate the Z, type z.z gg, no re :D Don't quit your day job. :p | ||
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United States3125 Posts
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PanN
United States2828 Posts
On December 25 2013 11:21 puppykiller wrote: Whatever bro, we could talk ICCUP Rank. When my SC is shit I Crank and you Drank. :D :D :D Cringing so hard. My god. | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
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puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
im the sizzle like an egg skittled and egg that is an egg yeah man i can be a crip this ship is the shit, pass dah shit so i can toke on it for a day i think or a bit" | ||
SnowFantasy
4173 Posts
your rap is crap i recommend you go buy a map i hope asked for one when you sat on santa's lap i'm afk bro i think i need to take a nap. | ||
nvs.
Canada3609 Posts
Artificial estuaries time to alter the flow, lost a loonie to the lotto thats the fuckin way she goes. Radiant rays raise risk like parcour, was on a quest for a little, but now I think I want more. Was once a good samaritan got fired from my block watch for drinkin with some angry adolescents playin hop-scotch. I like it on the rocks, something lost in translation, but now I'm rappin rare rivals quakin like some Haitians. I met an innocent girl and I showed her how to tickle low, now my homies get green when shes blowin on my Piccolo, cuz I take prudent women turn them into believers, now shes listening to Baby while adjustin her beaver. I once had a friend who got to meet Mr. Bean, he went rowin with Atkins, sippin swish and Listerine. I'm still just warmin up, J. Cole on an eliptical, mind fuckin bitches lets get metaphysical | ||
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United States3125 Posts
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nvs.
Canada3609 Posts
logical progression from sophomore to veteran, May-Bach ridin on these classical flows, Super Dave stuntin on fantastical hoes. These second-rates wanna be me in the worst way, haven't kicked a sweet 16 since their birthday. But you made a mistake, now your momma like a snake, sheddin 2 tears on 2 tiered cakes at your wake. Many aspects to this game but murder the common denominator, flippin fools like reciprocals don't need no calculator. A predictable predicament for those who lack predicates, verbal assault, spittin like speech impediments. Your career is a corpse, now its ridin fresh pine, flows fourth and long ain't even cross the scrimmage line. Terrible Terry Tate, ya I'll sack a tin-man, Yellow dots on your dome better pack it in man, now you ghost in a box doin penance for your crimes, rockin rock riddled watches cuz you're doin hard time. Livin in a crack shack with a snack lack, you're a sham, I'm an oversized genie in a boombox, Kazaam. Rub the treble and the bass, might gain 3 wishes, no competition on this road to perdition and riches. With more bills than Buffalo, got your woman lookin dough eyed, baritone buggati goin down for a low ride. If I didn't know better then I'd say that shes a tenor with more range than rover bury my bone when I let her. Chain-gang construction, machinations of a jail-road, the bulge in my jeans lookin like I got a whale stowed, So fishtail on snowbanks but you're never catchin my drift, the good gold is buried, so its worth it to sift, but shallow students satisfied by iron pyrite, authentication questioned when it doesn't bite right, shadows sendin shivers stay stuck to a light bright, so I emulate the moon, only stay fly by night. But Kid Cud the only man on the moon, blue cheese, Huntin for that pigeon fromage, coo-cheese. Enlighten through my bars yeah I'm portcullis preachin, like a white light from stars be a beacon to the deacon. Vocabulary flexible, makin metaphors morph, hyperbole abounds make a mountain of a dwarf. You can't write raps so you full time hate shit, Sketchers on your feet but you full-time trace shit, my flows require multiple bites, like a lays chip, Toodles to your marbles Peter Pan on a space-ship, and I'm out. | ||
nvs.
Canada3609 Posts
On December 25 2013 14:30 puppykiller wrote: Did you write that o.o? Ya I wrote the second one i just posted too | ||
Disciple7
United States198 Posts
Do you have any songs on sound cloud or anything? If you could couple those lines with flow and delivery I could see it making some waves. | ||
nvs.
Canada3609 Posts
On December 25 2013 15:23 Disciple7 wrote: Do you have any songs on sound cloud or anything? If you could couple those lines with flow and delivery I could see it making some waves. I've started teaching myself how to make beats using Propellerhead Reason and Logic Pro, the goal in the new year is to setup a workable home studio and start making songs. | ||
JieXian
Malaysia4677 Posts
On December 25 2013 15:33 nvs. wrote: I've started teaching myself how to make beats using Propellerhead Reason and Logic Pro, the goal in the new year is to setup a workable home studio and start making songs. If you haven't bought any of those yet I recommend you to check out FL studio and Ableton live (my personal favourite) videos on Youtube before really delving into any of the DAWs. I personally find Reason to be unnecessarily complicated. Good luck! We're all waiting for yours =))) | ||
nvs.
Canada3609 Posts
I personally find Reason to be unnecessarily complicated. Agreed, I don't think I will be going with it. I'm glad I got to test it out in demo before blindly dropping 200+ dollars. I've tried FL but not Ableton, thanks. | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
Pass on a career in porn, because b-flat is as sharp as I'll ever be Take the force and energy, mentally bend it and burn as an effigy I am the fulcrum on the lever, centered to be what you can never be No one can ever step on me, I take the game with an ounce of levity When I storm off, no one can weather me, sever shreds cleverly I'm in the cut, wit sharp so Polonius can take back that line about brevity Light up microphones like a pack of matchsticks And put all you rap fascists in hapless caskets Don't even give a crap about the win-loss on my matchlist I have laser-focus, so I know where hope is like I have cybernetic attachments and a tachyon escape hatch with a latch quick that pulls faster than fucking rabbits Other rappers take a seat, I render you obsolete for the rest of your tenure What do you expect but inequity when I'm wrecking thee transgressors It's chess not checkers, it's whatever, I'll wreck you on a record at any vector I'm cold as snow in 20 below, but you know you just blow like a zephyr a burning zeppelin, you'll never hinder burgs of my architecture My energy exudes supremacy, no clemency for wannabe contenders pretenders, offenders, court jesters, dredgers and nominal oppressors My enemies are anemones, immune to telepathy with no brain receptors I was broke apart, but I'm strong like an oak in the park, most have no hope in dark I'll pull your bones apart, I'm Joan of Arc, lead men into battle, jump in the ocean and own a shark You can never test the Ronin art, I'm a rhyme animal stepping off of Noah's ark Armed armies clashing in the Roman arc, where the kill zone is dark Quantum reduction, destruction at a molecular level, blowing quarks to bits I'm orchestrating a morbid hit to send an orca into orbit, but I'm just a dork with tits I'm just bored and absorb the hits, a porpoise pointing at the moon and I can't afford to miss It'll be hell up in this helm, because I'd hit the stray stars However you must've felt within this realm, I'd get my own quasar In fact, the universe can collapse back into a singularity Eyes stare at me, glaring, as I laugh at the hilarity The sign says beware of me, be wary and be scared of me Your tarot declares you'll be the next subject of a parody Like seeing a fake video of rainbow dash fucking rarity No air of error, like Bush and the war on terror, the game ain't prepared for me I'm too arrogant and unfair to expend any sense of clarity Nobody knows what it even means like a bombardment of propaganda Subliminal message even though I put the answer in every stanza Damn, I'm just a panda eating bamboo in a tandem bonanza Rays of gamma slamming you while you handle your banana None of you contribute nada, inflicted by stigmata Smoking pot on a sunday sonata while reciting some cantata So I gotta dice you into carne asada persona non grata This ain't no mahabharata, it's just me breaking your arm with an omoplata | ||
TheKefka
Croatia11752 Posts
don't stand in the front row tho,never know when he might decide to take a piss during the show. Regardless,watch em handle the wordpress, even had the nuns undress while cheering god bless. A odd mess,some say he heartless, never out in town dressed to impress, catch em with a bummy hoodie and a fanny full of ses. Wrote this one from his rockin chair while plain chess. King of the jest,but still sharp like a 10 blade, looney jacket in his crest,collectin funny hats made of MCs flayed. So move along but don't get caught alone, lookin back twice,throwin a mal de ojo, unwilling to pay the price of a knife slice. Ho Ho Ho,the fat guy with the big bag is here bringing ya'll enough rhymes to last a whole year. Not for free tho,he take your grandmas fine china as compensation. "HOLD THIS ABERRATION!",villain on the getaway, stealin nachos from the gas station,with no contemplation. "Damn,where ya think he underway?" the most common question, probably to the bay,boarding a bout to Bombay, Bye USnA!,it's been nice,but them peeps'll make my merch for half da price. A crook gone corporate,the thought made them blurch crispy rice. So be patient and await the kings return,while buying shit that over sea he churn, moral of stealin? don't fuck with the villain and shit that ain't your concern. | ||
nvs.
Canada3609 Posts
put her on my naughty list, the hotty list, where all the top bodies is, my words enticed her mind, got her sprawled on a khaki sofa, she told me "miso horny" so now I'm ramen her yakisoba. She says she has a sister and she loves how I take care of rhymes, so now I'm fucking Swedish twins, entering new para-dimes. Spent a nickle on that tickle-pickle, took a quarter hour, took longer than expected so I took a shorter shower. My life is living lavish plebs would never understand, the way you live your life wouldn't earn a shrug from Ayn Rand. College collage, cut and paste knowledge, better cite when you bite when using second hand drawlage. I'm from the school of verbal art, I can drawl with the best of em, your rhymes monosyllabic so you can crawl with the rest of em. Jailhouse Beethoven, pleadin for the 5th. No need to speak its instrumental that you feel this. You ain't into normal shit, on the quest for strange erections, from fifty foreign fillys doin tricep extensions. But now those dreams are over, your girl says shes prego, so now you're eatin eggos doin kegels in a Winnebago. Look into the future take a gander at your lifes peak, watchin repeats eatin reheated meats while your wife cheats. Clueless culinarily, splittin old baloney. Me? I'll mange macaroni then maybe rig a Tony. Cuz the whole world's a stage, and I Will Shake it for its fruit, Dr. Dre's got the remedy, just make sure that you dilute | ||
Paljas
Germany6926 Posts
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Djagulingu
Germany3605 Posts
You're just a kiddo relying on a ghost writer Using someone else's lyrics, thinking you're a hot shit With no external aid, You'll go down in a single hit Rapping requires skills that you just fucking lack You sound like shit and your rhymes are whack You lack the brains to write a single letter Back the fuck up dude even Lil Wayne is better Stop exposing your presence and let someone else run the show Take your beer back, go back and just lay low I don't even know why you came up in the first place You can't get words together and you got a shitty flow Just like John Cena dissin on Jay and Fabulous You look like an attention whore, like the Kardashians You should thank god that cops don't see your bars Because that's the reason why you're not behind the bars You're nerd with a keyboard and an e-peen which is limpin You should stop bitchin because i'm pimpin Like Jay says: H to the izzo, V to the isa When I start rappin, your pants get jizzy | ||
puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
Barreling forth as a perilous chore, Eriador, bares it's sheathed swords. Arrows sear towards, verily worn, terror steeped orcs. There will be war, carrion spawned, fair heroes born, areas scourged, rare evil adored. Spare me the lore, blare free the horns, herald the dawn. | ||
TheKefka
Croatia11752 Posts
On December 26 2013 07:21 Djagulingu wrote: Aye yo Kefka stop acting like a hustler You're just a kiddo relying on a ghost writer Using someone else's lyrics, thinking you're a hot shit With no external aid, You'll go down in a single hit Rapping requires skills that you just fucking lack You sound like shit and your rhymes are whack You lack the brains to write a single letter Back the fuck up dude even Lil Wayne is better Stop exposing your presence and let someone else run the show Take your beer back, go back and just lay low I don't even know why you came up in the first place You can't get words together and you got a shitty flow Just like John Cena dissin on Jay and Fabulous You look like an attention whore, like the Kardashians You should thank god that cops don't see your bars Because that's the reason why you're not behind the bars You're nerd with a keyboard and an e-peen which is limpin You should stop bitchin because i'm pimpin Like Jay says: H to the izzo, V to the isa When I start rappin, your pants get jizzy okay pal you made a diss attempt boldly, but now I'm kinda sick of being insulted by poultry. Villain never claim or seek heat,but every now and than he do like a good hunk off meat. mmm..beef.Someone tell the chief he'll be busy today lighting this one like kief. He be mocking you ad hoc,while necking your ale stock, a crude fella keeping the mic in a head lock. A nerd at first glace but a lyrical jock, with a ol' rusty pen and voice that chars On a mission to pack anyone that rhyme bars with bars, into a trebuchet and fling em straight to mars,or Lars, that guy love to bang on a empty skully. "Got a nice ring to it don't ya think V?" i don't know,this one kinda miss me, anywho,gettin late and kinda dully, still need to dispose of this body in a gully. So don't quote the izzo if you not ready for the scheize, and don't poke your head out if this is the best you can do, later maize. | ||
Mb79584
United States164 Posts
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Djagulingu
Germany3605 Posts
On December 26 2013 20:50 TheKefka wrote: okay pal you made a diss attempt boldly, but now I'm kinda sick of being insulted by poultry. Villain never claim or seek heat,but every now and than he do like a good hunk off meat. mmm..beef.Someone tell the chief he'll be busy today lighting this one like kief. He be mocking you ad hoc,while necking your ale stock, a crude fella keeping the mic in a head lock. A nerd at first glace but a lyrical jock, with a ol' rusty pen and voice that chars On a mission to pack anyone that rhyme bars with bars, into a trebuchet and fling em straight to mars,or Lars, that guy love to bang on a empty skully. "Got a nice ring to it don't ya think V?" i don't know,this one kinda miss me, anywho,gettin late and kinda dully, still need to dispose of this body in a gully. So don't quote the izzo if you not ready for the scheize, and don't poke your head out if this is the best you can do, later maize. Dude I see you tryin to hurt me I call and raise you, let's get this shit dirty Speaking of raises, give your ghost writer one Because without his aid, you're as good as done I can fuck you up dude without even gettin serious I see you want more of me, now I mean business Do you have an idea who you're fuckin with I'm young, I'm smart and my lyrics are fuckin vicious You seem like butthurt, did I hurt your feelings Or is it my dick in your ass causing all the pain you're feeling Gotta admit it, I like this rap battling job After all, who doesn't like gettin a blowjob It could actually be better if you stop being a fag 50 cent is not your name, it's your fuckin price tag I'mma stop by your hood just to give your bitch a holler After that, she will give me a blowjob just for a single dollar She thinks about gettin a green card and moving to the Cali She will earn more there by just fucking in a back alley TheKefka is your name, you don't know shit about the rap game Prolly you're dissin me just to get fame to your name This is not a rap battle, it's a lyrical homicide Don't worry people saw what you're all about Before I stop having mercy, you should just peace out | ||
TheKefka
Croatia11752 Posts
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Mb79584
United States164 Posts
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inlikeflynn
3 Posts
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inlikeflynn
3 Posts
Just posting to get critiques. Thanks for the input. | ||
nvs.
Canada3609 Posts
Triple entendres ain't nothin when you're head crushin. I'm mount rushin, the presidents pressin the pound button on loud mutton but sounds nothin, I'm a proud glutton but ain't down for frontin. You're in my rear view I got a clear view so I tear through a scared crew with new hair dos, you're trippin with who? try some dippity do. Or dippity don't I could give a fuck less than a feminist with no breasts getting undressed while causing unrest. She needs some rest but first she grabs some crest from her empty eggs nest, ya I'm blessed with being the best. But don't get it crackin I'm eatin eggs in the back of the hatch, no need for autotune just gimme 2 12's, and a mic, I'm starting from scratch, cuz I got the itch to ditch a hot bitch covered in hot pitch, tarred and feathered her arm is severed, so stare at the wife of stepford, and step forward or get four words carved in your back like a wack crack addict attack. And black out like a block party in East Harlem let it ring all night like that party was off the hook, ya it was cracka lackin. So my mom drove me to a date with Kate in a late 80s escape but it was so slow we was late so she took Nate cuz he skates to beat breaks I thought great das auto shoulda had a V8. Cylinder batteries drillin fillins in bad cavities cavity search, they wanna feel me from the inside. But Trent Reznor is not impressed with the lesser mess on the dresser a head search turned up nothing, at least in my mind. So don't mind if I do, I will mind if you don't I need brain daily like a 10 inch zombie for me to unwind. So just imagine a cats cradle and a jewish dradle the most dreaded fable on cable when inevitably they be combined. Met a girl she was kind, said remove her jeans, so she de kleined, then like a walk off in the 9th, I took it from behind. Wined and dined this dime so its about time we climb into the sack and shoot freethrows like Shaq. Cuz I'm missin one hoop but I'm hittin another don't wanna make her a mother with my butter steerin clear with my rudder. But no double dutch I don't touch much get a rush from the clutch of another, not needin another brother so now I'm outtie away from that udder. | ||
Aelfric
Turkey1496 Posts
Great lyrics lately by the way.. | ||
joeschmo
United States167 Posts
thrash your face in 'til cracking pavement yap them days spent is a relaxed vacation - couldn't rig unblemished rhyme with unfettered mind it's disheveled slime & will never shine - severed spine from neck & dine bread & wine- thanks good friend of mine for such a pleasant time - discussing fate a few yuks at faith- your cadaver's looking great, crooked blade has me watch your wife's porch like i'm cooking steak, should fillet when I harness & match her Wookie strength - you're shook to ghostly from alien spit & it mostly melt your cranium, mostly - I pass your best on crack & sess with a baseball batted head, back & chest a shattered mess - pal i'm murderous foul & perfect while your worth less - my flow deluge drown ya merciless town furniture's float streets as I hop on your couch & surf it - cowabunga style superbness - my hip hop appetite is smashed on sight from ya rapping's like seeing hermaphrodites vag & pipe cum as the hairy ass ignites diarrhea, the red apple splatter type during sex with the fattest dyke - you have to write novels I doodle jibs that leave your noodle split into peices you get ripped - you're pseudo-sick i'm how Krueger lived to your script then I party harder than Alice Cooper did - here's a tip just vanish, entendre these nuts, dick & cannons, you can't ever inflict this damage - I'm explosive but shit I manage - "honey! I blew up this kid!" yeah sort of like Rick Moranis - | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
Rhyme knowledge older than the age of the Earth and the Golden Girls With a molten Moltress fireblast roast, gettin' toasted like cinnabun curls From Hostess, Lord of Hosts talking to Moses and watch the truth unfurl I'm not a competitor, I'm a predator The best like Roger Federer, the final editor I am the leopard, pistons for a heart on the whole frickin savannah No effort, weapons expert, just missed your heart like motion picture of Hanna All you cats whole tried to lay me out, try to slay me now Try to lay me down, cmon all you pussies, let me hear you say meow I'm throwing down rhymes like I'm trying to hold up a mountain I won't know when I reach sweet sixteen because I ain't even countin' Bitches thirsty, drinking whiskey getting frisky like it's your birthday Ted Kaczynski flipping his lid and blowing up a planetarium on Earth Day Cuz I'm a crazy megalomaniac with how insane I act It's a pain in the ass, got thrown into the rain by the church they'll never take me back Despite that I speak peace through my teeth when I speak till I'm deceased Heartbeat ceases and seizes up, my body lets go and my soul is released I'm already a brain-dead human talking, a functioning amnesiac Getting Z's while sleep-walking, dreaming is my only aphrodisiac I don't hold up the globe, I hold up Atlas Swinging the gavel on judgement day like Judge Mathis My attack is masses of massive lashes from a cactus in grudge matches Blood and ashes from a scaphist in the past, I trudge past it Now I make my own fate, but the stars don't align for me When I throw opinion punches, better duck cuz it's the end of the dynasty Cuz I align the stars, not trapped by rap, but I'm behind the bars You heard the sick rhymes, I see the zodiac 36 times in one day like time on Mars The whole rap game is fucked up, so I wanna burn it with arson Cuz the corporate game filling it with shit to turn a profit margin That's how you can get a bargain while people in Africa starvin' You can't outsmart 'em, cuz you're out in the cold while they got private parkin' Look at the ingredients on the milk carton, you can't grow that shit in a garden So if I'm better than Lil Wayne, that's not a compliment, it's an insult to put it mild It's like being better at fighting than a child, they haven't put in the extra mile in awhile, it's wild I warp English, master linguist twister, my inner dictionary infinite, that's why how I spit a verse is different Can't be diminished, extinguished cuz I'm distinguished, but on the scope of the universe insignificant But still rip it till I'm skinless, speak on all the shit in this business, so I'm cursed and belligerent My beliefs can't be relinquished, that's why I pray first for love, mercy and deliverance My opponents aren't getting it, they're idiots and barely literate, about to be burned with molten metal and hate So hellish the fate, they're yelling escape, white eyes when these guys are brutalized by tentacle rape Take a fork and don't respect the steak, just rip it with so much torque your neck will break Just watch every single step you take, and try not to die climbing the electric gate If you do, just break out of hell and make your next escape Don't hesitate to flex a rake at those who message hate I wouldn't investigate the WBC, but the NSA if this were my protectorate Cut the neck of the gerrymander in this carousel sector And we're both on the same plane of thought like parallel vectors Demi-Goddess slash prophetess whose mantra is monstrous I would never consciously cut off the concept of consciousness Just to cut off and conquest evil and consequence To make all ranks of socioeconomics equal like communists They break all their promises, so view the savior as ominous Turn the commoners into warmongers against another populous Make a puppet propaganda enemy and bomb their metropolis This is synonymous with extinction I've recognized from reconnaissance Dictators and powers should be abolished like hairs from electrolysis | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
It was time to clean house and take the broom from storage Had you running through the forest from walking corpses A bunch of dorks sprayed in orange and deported for speaking orcish Power of Horus, knocked all the satellites right out of orbits You lint-lickers, what the french toast happened to perpetual forces I broke gravity, flying up like 2008 spiking, foreclosing a mortgage Tormented by a storm of swords, the force is enormous So I had to kick the hornet's nest at the source for this to lay dormant My cornea contorting a torus while your cranium moves like a tortoise I was directed to deck this decadence for the heck of it What's left? What did you expect except for me to resurrect this shit Then dissect this shit, wreck and heckle everyone who's next in it People rushing to exit, I'm a t-rex wrecking Schenectady with eloquent excellence Nobody's flow can get next to mine, because I'm allergic and need fexodine You can barely connect a rhyme, let alone write one as complex as mine So I'm reloading the cartridge while you scared and piss on the carpets I'm mewtwo, you're a magikarp, unarmed and spit nothing but garbage I'm an arbiter and harbinger of an army of carnage Burning down Carthage, scarring the harmless and killing the family partridge Too easy, like masturbating a shake weight, Weezy six eight, well I'm taller You call yourself a baller, well grow some balls put down that blog and call her Quit sitting there like some creep, waiting for a chance like a spine crawler My design stronger with steel like Stalin, legit strat called an all-in, I'm a mind-mauler Clock a Wacka Flocka and shove him in the locka when the knocks stop like hopsin is dead hanging out with his locks and the dreads, when the world stops and the cops are all dead Admiral DuGalle with a gun cocked at his head, y'all can't sleep on me like rocks in your bed Dumb like an ox in the head, you people need to stop putting "gg" in your raps like you was dropped on your head and "no re", for no reason, no season that you ever seize the game like a legion of demons That's treason, so easy it isn't even, easel spraypaint on graffiti of Eden, you want in this evening keep dreamin I'm the meanest, so vehement, I'm chopping off your penis, while you see illusions like the machinist From the genus of a queen, I'm Nina in the arena, carriers of Katrina, the goddess of planet Venus Obscene as all get out since I was a fetus, Jesus, I have no weakness, I slice through a genius I'm nice with the meanness, open your eyes like you're sleepless, I combine rhymes devices so seamless I was sitting at the bar with Kendrick Lamar, headphones on blasting some Gwar Took like a dollar, stuck in the bartender's jar, went home drunk crashing the car Smashed through the side of a McDonald's wall like that Kool-Aid Guy Oh yeah, and I saw Kreayshawn the Queen bee and her schoolmate hive Acting all cool as she ate fries, so I started up the car again Ran over those faggots that I was targeting, so much for bad marketing So much for Bob Sagat wearing a cardigan, so much not acting partisan Grabbed her gucci bag and slapped Gucci Mane across the face with it Whack artists started rushing me from all directions like some Matrix shit Punched right through Ke$ha, cuz she was a hologram or just fake as shit Grabbed Drake by an ankle and yanked his shit and fell back in anguish bitch Took Chris Brown and beat his face black and blue, the act is through 2Chainz, I'm smacking you upside the head with a black gym shoe Mackle, Mac Miller, Meek Mills, A$AP, Weezy, and Rick Ross's ass is there too Your careers are all a fluke, and faker than Tara Babcock's plastic two boobs or claiming that she never made nudes, or claiming sc2 while playing CoD getting owned by noobs It just goes on and on like a Kaceytron-a-thon, real shit dropping on an honest john I don't mean to bash, but set fire to trash, and lash out, drop the atomic bomb Cuz let me emphasize what this exercise in sex appeal exemplifies Empty eyes, senseless lines, trying to be more popular than Lost Temple guys But I'm like Mr. DeShawn Raw, I'm not even a rapper, just an actor Just a comedian on stage hearing a mix of boos and laughter And after, passing out to a mix of booze and castor oil and get plastered And SupaHot, why did you throw a match to that Soulja Boy bastard? He hasn't an ounce of swag, just fancy rags, fake jewels and plenty of fag Plenty of Chinese lag, plenty of epic fail mine drag, plenty of rhymes that make me wanna gag Your rhymes are hot like the bubonic plague, shirt jacket hat man, come back with a keg Slam it over his head, snag the title, take the flag, make like Silva and break a leg I'm just a simple brainiac nymphomaniac, the egg in my cranium is plainly cracked That's why I'm an insane deranged maniac saying all these zany raps Watch my brain collapse, watch my arms and legs detach The world is a NHK conspiracy, it's just out to get me and opts to push me Slamming me in the head with a wrench while Bolty's crotch is gushy So I hid and in the dark ate scared, the rare deep sea octopussy Now I'm back fuckers, with vodka swooshing around my stomach while I rock a hoodie There's no attacking to me, I'm kicking out the back of your knee I'm back battling and while you're dabbling I feel like I could tackle a tree Make like Paul Bunyan, eat an onion and use the back of my axe to slap the ass of a running back JT's got sexy, I'm bringing funny back, had to hit the gunnysack now I make all these dummies laugh You hos are running like pussies when lightning strikes, but it's Thundercats, ho Hear it rumbling under you while you're wondering when I'll hit another plateau Probably it'll be an anomaly, pop a pill in me, but the possibility is plausible under Quantum probability It's like lava with volatility, silly me, gotta doubt my ability like I'm Tokyo trying to Godzilla me The hunger's still in me, nothing is filling me, it's instinct and instilled in me It's killing me when will I quit being ill and hit the ceiling of futility, probably when I reach quiet tranquillity I'm positively negative, I've got gladness and malice in my heart, and wonderland went through the looking glass To a palace of phalluses where a ballad of rabbits are cutting carrots for salads they set on fire, fail cooking class I'm the bitch on heartbreak ridge, standing on the bridge with a widget to blow up a dirigible Some get me back to the kitchen cuz I'm inches from getting stitches in a world that's digital Gettin' all political, target of ridicule, calling out names of random-ass individuals Some of them are fictional, shittin' on 'em like a pigeon though makin' em miserable I have a vision of remission cuz the dictionary is out of definitions derivable Using syllables, intricate instruments are not infinite, that they could be gone in an instant yo My power is becoming invisible, I rap like I'm invincible out of sheer principle Racing like my brain is on cocaine, maintaining hope through the darkest and rainiest and the most harmless and aimlessness, and the ballpark nuclear arms in your radius Get under your desks kids to hide from the missing missiles and miscellaneous Say goodbye to all your friends and acquaintances, you know what game this is, so say goodbye to your anuses | ||
ShadowBringer
United States6 Posts
I'd read all that but to be frank, itd be a waste You preach with Moses, talk about Horus then Swap to the Greeks/ Make up your mind because your ranting just reeks I may not be a genius but im a definite atheist/ Sticking with my faith and rapping like a beast I aint showin mercy cuz im mad that im broke/ Lost all my money i earned, selling lil wayne coke Got jumped by a motherfuckin asshole on my way home/ Chased him all the way up and back down Half Dome Beat his ass hard just like you're about to know/ I highly despise rapping with no purpose or flow You sure do have the time to waste typing quantity/ But your rhyming lacks almost all its quality I love how you brag about owning this thread/ Its like you think its something worthwhile typing letters in bed I might be a rapper but ill never gloat/ My goal is to kill and sink others boats The entire truth is that in life you're a twotiming schemer/ and on a mic you're a loud ass squeaker You mention bashing chris brown but/ whats the big deal about beating a girly ass clown? Well so here it is, this blood stained dark red/ Its probably yours I left you half dead Im kinda surprised it only took one shot, one blow/ Turns out your rappings all for show You're a nerdy ass schoolboy who can only type bullshit/ Probably cried the last time his crush saw his face and spit You got rejected dont lie/ Well i guess my post is done, ill leave you to die/ Don't even bother asking me why | ||
Dmick_
United States2 Posts
You claim your good at rapping, but i'm the fucking master. Im the chosen one, you can ask the pastor. You can try to climb to the top, but ima get there faster. See, you can't even imagine my level. I'm so deep, I split the earth and wake up the devil. You rap like tyler the creator, no one knows what your talking bout'. Cause the only thing you spit is the saliva coming out your mouth. | ||
Dmick_
United States2 Posts
To bag hoes, and to google rap battles. Your stupid, its funny that you chose to get recked. But don't forget, I light your shadows, oh now your upset? You obviously think that you have a chance at rap. Without turning back ill drill a chair to your ball sack. My mode is not even on attack. You aint close to dope, its just that everybody else is whack. | ||
puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
A closeted non-compromist politic froths this noxious toxic vat of shit, positive chronic pissed college kids are postured to applaud him, a not monotheistic brahman responded mocking concocting one clause donning preposterously logiced thought bliss, the politic was caught sounding lost in the cloudiest doctrines of the populace. Bored at school | ||
ShadowBringer
United States6 Posts
With a poor attempt at bs'ed criticism Your rhymes are filled with unproven bravado/ Yet you openly admit you remain in my shadow When you rap its like a robotic machine/ Full of words but lacks any meaning for all to glean You can set your module to attack/ But I'll send you down with a smack I dont claim to be sick or dope/ However I'm god and you're the pope I command and you obey/ I want and you pay In my name you build the highest towers/ For me to knock down with my Almighty power Your attempts at murder are futile/ Your rapping is pitiful Half your lines don't rhyme/ To be frank, you've wasted enough of my time | ||
puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
take as many turns as you want: corpse of yata garasu. | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
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puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
I got good luck like rabbit feet I savagely tear noobs like sandwich meat with irrational cheese, that cant be beat at last week, half past three, I passionately assasinated a samsung p, candidly, flashed my rancid teeth, grab that cash and leave happy me, went home and fapped to sleep woke up and use the laterine, craped and peed, nastily rapidly, slaped on a trashy T, pants and briefs trashed skt in practice as I crafted SC, built tanks from factories, built rax and rines I built an academy so that I can scan DT's, then I lifted all my buildings and didn't plan to leave tap gg and ask for a re? got banned callously that's sad TT, but pissing them off was my intent actually all rattled up like a tamborine I used to play ddr then an arrow stabbed my knee terran is more fascinating than acid dreams vultures kill probes while transferring dropships cut the map in half hazordly mop shit up with tanks imbalanced siege make kids cry like salad leaves, that they have to eat play in the limelight casually train all night with hands that bleed pass the weed, and stick out your ass like a cat in heat Imma start planning my strategies with some crayons and a sheet take my minerals and I'll stab you thief! retire yall and laugh at your afreeca stream I can win or lose don't matter to me and if i do lose ill grab my gat and squeeze I pack heat, a pistol I jacked from captain keys, that's it peace! | ||
puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
no other asshole in this classless crap show can stack flows at all. | ||
Dienosore
Brunei Darussalam622 Posts
Classically trained, my brain just aint the same you claim this a classless crap show but you just dont know what can be gained when you train with the master of flows which is me, how ya doin? im cooler than vladimir putin on ice twice as nice as white fried rice to a sumo, so lets go belly bumps, and hip throws, ill plant your face in the snow Ill call ya Frosty and wave goodbye, singing "dont you cry" ill be back for your mom one dayyyyy lol | ||
puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
cause they speak and spell like a screamo scale you'll get fucked like a street ho nailed in a cheap motel so peace bro, bail for you I wont release all hell | ||
L_Master
United States7946 Posts
I tote, lyrical mastery so dope there's no hope for the rest of ya'll I'll just be over here makin peso You want me empty with nothin cause I let my pay show But I'll just slip inside of my lambo and let the bass go, ya know! Simile so sadastic and shady like syrup sans sugar sweetens sick sentences but let's be real slick Spittin hot verse is more than that, you've seen constant consonant wordplay; there's more to learn so stay, let's play! You think you can compete? You ain't even got no seat. It sucks my friend, to suck my friend, but your suck my friend is whats keepin this luck strong my friend. I'm bout to large flow out my part to your heart though you sarge slow even that can't help ya make marge glow | ||
ShadowBringer
United States6 Posts
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ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
Cuz you are just so damn ill and sick, and I'm part wolf, so you can believe me if you wanna I could wrap this rap up like an anaconda and commit hyperbolic genocide in rwanda But I've reached nirvana, and the Buddha says "fuck you" to all the purveyors of quanta The metaphysical energy in Kabbalah Lady GaGa uses to try and be Madonna You just smoke a lotta marijuana, start trippin like Nick Cage and see an iguana I was just gonna say fuck it, but shucks, you can go suck it while you get sliced up like cutlits Acting all tough while I bludgeon you and rupture your obsession with couplets For Pete's Sake, let me eat cake, cuz I'll cut off the King's head start the republic If you're so ill go puke in a bucket, cuz I'd love it just to diss you in public An uppercut to the stomach, take your sock puppet and shove it Up you butt with bubblewrap glove cuz you just took your whole rap and just flubbed it You're just not getting it, I'm kicking some little kid idiot who's barely literate I came back to obliterate unequivocal frivolity with some more witty shit You baddies wanna battle but just babble and all get chopped like cattle Knocked with the paddle, right off the saddle, smashed into straggle You're only broke cuz cash, you can't handle, burn it like hash and a candle Earth's ash in the mantle, so when I fire you get smashed in a battle You rhyme scheme dissonance is the epitome of impotence The rush in my mind is in an instant blinking into a sea of limitless You, only limp dickishness, like you're doing it only for the frick of this When I rip it I put bitches in stitches kid when I spit with this viciousness And you're telling people how to write rhymes, that's stupidity You're kidding me, you're stooped in a stew of stool for infinity You're like a pig to me, I go all HAM in your vicinity Despite an affinity, you're a guinea pig that I don't pity thee Your shit isn't the shit, it's just shit, and you're a faggot I'll take your crown and break it, everything you say, I deface it Spraypaint it, maggot, your whole style is bland and formulaic I hate to say it, but keep your day job, because your raps still suck from your mother's basement Art is in my deoxyribonucleic, I can make riches out of rags, and it's another basic Algebraic mathematic formula that's archaic, variables combined to create my mosiac Bring in the ringer with an itchy trigger finger for the shadowbitcher He slept with his sister, so get this kid on Jerry fucking Springer Cuz he tried to hit on a chick and bring her home but she called him a beginner A fucking virgin, a small dick swinger, she wouldn't let him stick in his stinger He tried to act all ballsy, now he's got a kid with cerebral palsy Who talks like a retarded Aussie and his dad's so white you call him frosty That line was mean, and I guess it's gonna cost me, so get off me But I already pissed everyone off, now it's a holocaust about to end awfully Say what you want about the quantity by which I spit But every line is better than the entirety of thy shit You tried to rhyme "schemer" and "squeaker" I don't know who's rhyme scheme is bleaker Or what this crackhead is cooking in his beaker He should sit down in the bleachers and hang up his pair of sneakers Telephone wire, keeping up the pace? You're just a waste of space So let's have a change of pace for this ace of spades You rap like you're mentally challenged and you should quit Your new name should be trae sin cuidado, minger, cuz no one gives two shits Someone put this kid on suicide watch before he takes pills and slits his wrists Or throws some kind of hissy fit and falls down six flights of stairs when he trips I am the light that cuts through the shadows so bring it bitch, you masochist fascinated with getting his asses kicked because this asshole's mind is so vacuous Like blond actresses, saying "holy mackerel, I'm glad that's it" at class dismissed His bowels evacuate when glancing at a classicist who smashes his act glass with fists Saying his ass doesn't believe in the fucking goddess, that's blasphemous Cuz I regularly do the miraculous, acting as an activist to bash rappers in the face with cactuses You won't die by atrophy, but in a massive massacre by the master strategist Any success you believe you had here was all fictional A depiction in your mind and physically invisible I am the hidden integer, integral to making zero divisible Split you apart like a prism since you and being intrinsic is immiscible Your whole vocabulary and strategy are miserable, pitiful inexplicably unoriginal, not formidable, not even permissible Your mission to drop fission wasn't critical, only minimal barely visible, and yes, I should be back in the kitchen yo Cuz all I do is roast nerds and get the dust broom out Most of the motherfuckers in here get the mushroom cloud Antics get ripped frantically in the attic like fabrics By crack addicts with plastic packets in their jackets Asking for another hit of acid, staring at a TV blaring static My tactics are rap gymnastics doing backflips stretching hamstrings like elastic The dynamics of the calculations are so mathematically accurate that I require no practice The fact is, this act is about to get graphic really fast and go bananas with semantics Acrobatics when I break my back to be emphatic, and fix my spine with a craftmatic You only shoot for the stars because I'm galactic, immaculated by going straight to dramatics My status is at the lattice of the ladder so I'm past the stratus cuz I'm the baddest Strapped for battle while your piece of shit top-20 BET rip-off raps get raped by Catholics | ||
Ryuhou)aS(
United States1174 Posts
On January 31 2014 16:10 ninazerg wrote:Your shit isn't the shit, it's just shit, and you're a faggot I want to complain about this line, it just seems so very out of place compared to the rest of the lyrical genius that you spit out Regardless, I bow to you and that diatribe | ||
ShadowBringer
United States6 Posts
Nina, So i slept with my sis, i did yours too Sitting back on the couch with some rum brew Watching her keep blowing til she was dead blue 43-8, I can woop ur ass like the Seahawks ate the Broncos You transcend time and space? Fuck that, Im in a different cosmo Calling my rhymes "miserable" and "unoriginal" Yet you cant name anyone else who can reach my pinnacle For you to beat me would be completely unthinkable Im the big gun, bigger then the titanic, im unsinkable You can stay the integer in zero, completely invisible Noone notices you, your life is all fictional Faker then the books written for the all-around biblical Right now you're probably looking quizzacle Because of all the principles you missed ,when sucking up to the principal Now you can see how it affects you being a typical imbecile You better go to church and pray for a miracle Bcz im a professional, in this game thats completely jurisdictional Im charging you with being a wannabe criminal All you do can do is shoplift, taking from walmart like its a free gift Try and get real, hand me an Ak-47 Ill go around and hold up fucking 7-11 So I'd prefer If I wasn't nagged 24/7 By an idiot who's most likely only 11 When I start rapping, you better call out in agony And stop your pitiful acts of minor banditry You can make all your complex strategies I can break them one by one casually Lazily, i deal you major casualties I can bring your mentality back from insanity to reality Let you realize that for all your gallantry, your attempts to win are a minor vanity in the blanket of fantasies As you see this apparent actuality, why dont you make one last strategy Take your white flag and give it to me tactfully, before i wreak upon you a catastrophe You can have the world, but remember, I own the galaxy Next time you seek to fight, remember Shadows snuff out the light | ||
crazyweasel
607 Posts
ill stab you in the bladder with a dagger and watch you die in piss cut inside your wrist, drink the blood, money and your face is the perfect place for a slug, money" only some one who acknowledges whose verse this is can be worth of my rhyming time | ||
puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
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ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
On February 04 2014 04:03 crazyweasel wrote: "im like mussolini, i rule with an iron fist ill stab you in the bladder with a dagger and watch you die in piss cut inside your wrist, drink the blood, money and your face is the perfect place for a slug, money" only some one who acknowledges whose verse this is can be worth of my rhyming time It's Paz man! On February 04 2014 02:28 ShadowBringer wrote: Ight this looks like its starting to get fun: i slept with my sis I know, that's why I brought it up. | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
On February 04 2014 04:13 puppykiller wrote: jedi mind tricks sux wut u sux, jedi mind trix rox | ||
puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
generic violence that often rhymes with three syllables the rest of the world thinks were good because my voice sounds like a billy goat this is really dope I hate the world and other people im going to change the subject to something about me removing the spines from other people jedi mind tricks | ||
joeschmo
United States167 Posts
sabers gettin shoved slow in ya for them verses of love notes - you might can blow out the sun with them suck flows - I tell you straight you can't compete at all with that horseshit - I will hit you so hard with an uppercut it will send both your head & my detached arm into orbit - sear the wound with a blunt the size of a torch - & spit a rap you couldn't dream up with lies as the source - the clever is better aggressive lyrical excellence more over I take your breath like petty theft with scripts - sorta like walking up to you & showing you a page of rhyme & you fall flat on your face & died - can't ever shade this shine - my ghost reader killed herself & said she didn't understand how you could think up such wackness & it plagued her mind - keep tugging my coat to flip response as if you worthy - still got blasted & served proper buried in the word b - | ||
dRaW
Canada5744 Posts
if you read the title head, how to rap was implied I see a lot of flexing, it's perplexing the texting feels like a hexing put on the readers who read this, left delirious, result? furious horrible residue ensued left us more confused than dr.seuss I'm here to assume and resume, then consume yall to a deuce we're not here to debate this, my greatness is weightless my complacence has made this audaciously wasteless To face those who not knows their place in this space here to end disgrace, set the pace to this race as ace + Show Spoiler + to be continued, 3:30am | ||
teddyoojo
Germany22366 Posts
On January 31 2014 17:33 Ryuhou)aS( wrote: Nina, literally my jaw dropped at your brilliance. I want to complain about this line, it just seems so very out of place compared to the rest of the lyrical genius that you spit out Regardless, I bow to you and that diatribe this lines fucking genius | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
A torrid roaring pouring of Rorschach riddles on this torpid ruck All the glory, you better fork it up before I show how much more you suck So I can kick it into orbit to God's hand so he can take it and store it up I'm an ominous insomnia zombie commie raising all the corpses up I am the truth like Sojourner, I ripped out excalibur when the sword was stuck All you bitches claim to be gods, kings, bosses, and prophets Thinking you're hot shit when you're not shit, just obnoxious Just stop it, like a stock broker going broke playing poker stopping deposits So stop by the projects if you wanna act hard and then empty your pockets Before you get a glock to the top of your noggin and socked in the sockets I never claimed to be a criminal let's get this shit crystal clear You don't even own a pistol while I've sitting with a missile here Quit crying like "I miss you dear", you need a tissue? Here. That isn't even the issue here, cuz I'm not the bitch to fear Every sentence meant to just emulate eminence I pay respect cuz I was just trying to keep up with nvs Not end with this ending up making enemies so venomous That every neural end is poisoned by evil thoughts and emptiness But I've got a monopoly on the dictionary like J.P. Morgan I've got hotels on boardwalk and park place so hate me more then I'll break the door in with a fork and take your organs More morbid than the whole earth that has forsaken the orphans I'm still ready to go to war with you dorks and release the endorphins and porpoises to bring these sharks to a fin of epic proportions So if you want to fight with me, I'm a scary rare gorgon outpouring psalms on a grandstand Who'll flip you upside-down so you can wear Air Jordans on your palms doing a handstand So who wants to fight me and take me lightly, cuz I'm Aphrodite in my psyche, so I'm so erotic My rhymes are sexy, my mind is chaotic, intoxicated by narcotics so I go psychotic A potty mouth who says some shockingly odd products of my mind's whole process manufactured by a robotic arm assembling a rap seminary's sentinel with ascending semiotics But this shit is littered with idiots which is why I must iterate obliteration in these topics Mop it up and propel propaganda like a dart, my art is an open door but go ahead and knock it My mind designs retaliatory rhymes faster than fiber optic mixed with light speed rocket Me and rap are symbiotic beings from space and placed together in the ship's cockpit So I guess my art is open to misinterpretation by every herp derping Steve Irkle on Earth Circlejerking submerged in afterbirth cursing me out for every second and penny it's worth Saying they're not even trying, so you can call these pussies Simba, cuz you're the lyin' king Just got your pride rocked, rocking gay pride on your iPod and there's no use denyin' things Right on the title screen, so you go fly a kite at the ocean and drown in the flood the tidal'll bring And you're all damn right I'm on midol swings, so you can get knocked the fuck out when the fighter swings Raping overlords like seven sairs, seraphs seering any lair, cuz I am the czarina, I kill many bear So Southpark, I killed Kenny there, but you're the bastard who doesn't know Hell is Heaven's snare There's no content in these comments, so beware, be wary, be very aware, dead kittens laying everywhere I'm like teemo poison mushrooming your hemoglobin and you're chemo smitten, slaying every hare So if you think you're B-Rabbit in this bitch spittin' with a self-diss to dismiss shit thinking it's all good Well mister, I'll hit you with six fists like you did to your sis, light up some listerine and burn you like raw wood You'll get beat like swiss with hits, and if you think I meant the cheese, our minds met like a small hood But the hole is you, you assholes, rapping like seven eleven seven eleven, everything I write is better than anything y'all could I can hear all your girly screams when I come up to heaven kick down the pearly beams The world is always about to unfurl it seems, but I step in last second and curl the beams You couldn't hold weight compared to a squirrel with seeds, go nuts on video like a turtle on speed stepping into ACORN like a pimp, video recorder and have to go to court to swirl in skeez so turn purple and freeze, pin-stripe suit, fake fur coat and some girl with a herpes disease "Why you gotta be a turd to O'Keefe?", I dunno, cuz he looks like a nerd who's never heard of the birds and bees? Cuz faggots wanna talk a bunch of shit they can't back up and try to back out? Cuz they lack clout and act loud when they have no energy like a blackout Wannabe gangsters talking about killing me lyrically and pulling the gat out I just open the fridge and pull the jack out until I overdo it and just fucking black out And what's sad is you all act like I'm addict when I'm trying to be free like I'm democratic Republic, we plead the fourth so every other person in Wisconsin is strapped with an automatic Yes, and that's pistols, ARs, M-16s and yes also some AKs You only shoot blanks into your sister's awful vajayjay It's almost as awkward as you getting a check on your payday When your paystub's a pink slip for you to slip off before you get off screaming mayday Get picked off when they shoot your dick off like a sniper in the evening melee Breaking it off like Alanis in her heyday, or Adele slaughtering cows going through the gateway And that's just me not being PC, but you all need to get the hash out chill and crash out on my couch listening to reggae Think about it for a nanosecond, need annotations to know the ammo threatens All men, women, mammals and living animals before I step in and dismantle weapons My rhyme pencil beckons me to cook your goose boiled with vodka in a pan with some resin It's a sticky situation mixed with a liquor fixation, to do combat with manic depression You're pensive with the pencil regressing eventually to essentially dead by entropy All enemies who enter steadily rendered helpless by me being simply centered mentally Get bent on energy venting when I kick it with more legs than a centipede readily Skip over the pleasantries, enter the geometric progression expanding exponentially So I could reenact my act in seconds and accept the accolades with acquiescence Ever since I hit adolescence, started turning dark and acquire anti-depressants My shrink started to ask me questions I could only answer with rapping lessons Now I have the aptitude of omnipresence in act 2 but all is not happy pleasant I shrug off all amity essence with animosity coalesced with evanescence crescents So just wait, the wolf fangs come out, you better pay penance before becoming the next delicatessens Trebek and the contestants are all in jeopardy from the leopard in the ineffable presence Better count your blessings and protect your investments before your descend into obsolescence Now tell me again who's better? Tell me again how you never make cheddar you peasants Because if you tried to sell your raps, the only paper would be your apology letter you untenable tenants Can't make rent, you can't even acknowledge who's superior cuz you think you're killin' it, like how? Like Em said, if you're that much of a gangster, you should be out killing motherfuckers right now Shoot a motherfucker dead, shoot 'em dead bitch, shoot them in the fucking head Sniff bath salts and eat them like a crust of bread, taint the beach's dust with red You just brought a gun to a pun fight exposed from the shadows in bright sunlight; Like punching your lungs with the stroke of a key and the human tongue right? Rappers start flossing, and show me nothing but plaques Nothing but whack, bunch of obtuse lyrics out their butt cracks While I'm off the chain like Django, so if you wanna tango, better get the fuck back with your nutsacks and flunk acts, cuz I just slapped Jabba the Hutt back Went to Notre Dame and slapped the hunchback and knocked his face back in place Realigned his spine, straightened his back and told him to make haste and trash the place Act like a batshit insane basketcase, an asshole with an axe to grind and an ass to waste Lacerate your ass with a shard of glass like an assassin that you don't want to exasperate castrate your dick off, put it in glass, and save it for later in a plastic case It's palpable that your pupils will palpitate when I calculate how much heat I need for steel to evaporate Abstract art activating the full capacity of ICBMs up in my Caliphate Launch a salvo of annihilation that would make the Sultan Saladin salivate So when you're fully calibrated to fight it out in the desert just set the battle date While I allocate more vocabulary ammunition than you can possibly tabulate More punch than you can ever fabricate sitting there in your average state Eradicate you animals so bad that you can't imagine a time and place to retaliate Leave you with broken spines, broke and doing coke in lines You hoes only know how to produce hokey hocus-pocus rhymes If you choke it's fine, just know I'll go and smoke your whole design Devour you like a locust, smash something bogus with a focused mind Don't do it, you will rue the day when you do this shit dubious With some nooby shit, when I did my homework and was studious It should be clear by now that hip-hop is profusely fused in my nucleus So I'm always true to this dropping nuclear like Vesuvius | ||
dRaW
Canada5744 Posts
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puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
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ComaDose
Canada10343 Posts
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joeschmo
United States167 Posts
you ain't felt with shit ethics - my text welt & give lessons - you suck dick at writing so hard they just fly in your mouth via accidental telekinetics - I architect monument document slalom yep - ill dope - keep watching yourself be killed though - in other words my verses crack yet you still smoke - release all that aggression outside of those eery words & you might transform like Bruce Banner into Scaredy Smurf - the potential towers - I anticipate each conjuring but finished product's as if you pushed a Jenga block with pistol shot rip you like scissor jog - pen circles round you Tazmanian Devil 'til your at a pillar top like a spinning top - everything I script is hot - consider Godzilla fire spittle your mind'll giggle at its vulnerability adjacent my peaceful meditation methods proving diamond's brittle - suppose agitation but couldn't break stability lyrically literally - erase your filler & a biter would die famished too - so delusional that I wouldn't share a snack with you ;- I concoct art so legit Acrophobia develops excessively tangible because solid ground's outcha view & a little fall would splatter you - self-destructing drivel inflated & it's displayed poorly - & got doubly destroyed purely from how i'm nice with it, homie - | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
Look around at all the faces who don't know me I'm a nobody but maybe if I could shoot like Kobe Life would turn around like Job after the world disowned me Trying to mentally flip it, but trying to force it like Kenobi Just a bowl that needs cheese to go with my macaroni Just a misfit with a sick wit when the vinyl disc hits Put the headphones on and get lost without a witness Eyes closed, imagination on, doubt off, cast aside listless Now I can see like citrus, writing a writ of a hit list It's a bit of a sickness no hot lemon tea can fix this not even hibiscus when I kick this like six triplets Suddenly capricious situations switch auspicious I'm not avaricious, I'm ambitious in a sea of average fishes When I rap, just add up the minutes that pass and let's get at it bitches! Get your twitter locked while you pussies piss in the litterboxes I'm ready to pitch to you idiots so skip to the hitter's boxes I'm not a rap god, I'm a rap arthropod with configured robotics Exoskeleton made of metal, ready to kick up the notches Smack your subconscious like a monster twisting her glottis Like doing palates and karate like Michelle Watty kicking some crotches Leave the atheists and godless sobbing in the midst of the goddess Bitches running like botched robberies stealing watches from pockets And BFF Lockets, sucking their blood out with my proboscis It's impossible to stop this, turning obsolete like facade of agnostics Y'all believe in me now, letting loose carcinogenic catharsis An arsonist martian armed with a retardedly harmful metatarsus Kicking ass and parsing my targets with the smarts that I harness Your brainfarts smell like armpits, reducing your art to a carcass What is there to battle? There's no competition, not even a contest From the onset, the concepts are objectively a complex slab of nonsense It's a godsend, this blockhead doesn't comprehend logic or process The context gets no comment because the whole project lacks all contents It's an exercise in frivolity, but riddle me this - Somewhere in this drivel, cuz that's what this idiot gets Have you ever went to dinner with a schizophrenic Who's bent in a Bentley, stepping out to a Denny's and it's emetic to the point you need a medic to eat there cuz the service is pathetic If you get fat, why do calisthenics to get shredded when you can post edited pics on reddit? But in all seriousness, who pays the bill, you, him or the voices in his head that you betted would show up, even as a skeptic and ready, then when all you did was order a refreshing cold Pepsi And look at the receipt and it's extra damn messy, he went and ordered the better-than-sex spaghetti With your credit card, blamed Rebecca Sue Betsy, his invisible friend who he says he can sense is just sketchy Chop him to bits with a mental machete, but it's not his fault that he burst into epilepsy as soon as they said "breakfast is ready!" So if I'm delusional, don't even dare share a snack with me, not even mac n' cheese Actually, if you do, make sure it's the crab legs from red lobster or applebee's In fact, just throw the whole crab shack at me, go ahead, take another crack at me I'm just a rhyme factory, manufacturing rap mastery hacking you up like maccabees stepping on a landmine that Ayn Rand signed that led to an explosion of and-signs Koreans hiding after holding up fan signs to duck Manning throwing interceptions at halftime Hit Bruno Mars in the side of the head so hard that he thought he was Freddy Mercury So I stepped in and performed neurosurgery and swapped his brain with Kirstin D's So now he's kissing Spiderman upside-down in the rain, close the the curtains please So if you try and murder me, my murmur is murderous, so you're never close to merking me Just jerk off until your arm is as strong as Hercules, lurking like a lurker just to hurt marines It's not working, I use the keyboard like stroking the piano hitting all the perfect keys My circuitry modified so I move at unearthly speeds, surfing seas, irking urban bees They want to sting me, but can't get in the ring with me, can't put down ink like me Can't think like me, idiots thinking they can attempt my incinerating idiosyncrasies synthesized ice rink about to turn hot, melt and you can sink with me Sit down and have a drink with me, turn around and rethink your tinkering flirting with disaster after seeing the last chapter, turned my opponent's insults into laughter Put them in a cast, and not a background actor, now the moment where I chop these dolts with a ginzu hacker Cuz the only thing I splatter is your grammar all over the canvas with a panzer Run like a hamster from a mad adder to put your grey matter on a silver platter The mad hatter's back in this manor about to shatter shit rappers with hammer Trample you cancer from a nuclear reactor, not with chemo, but with an impact making a fracture I don't smoke crack motherfucker, I sell it! Looks like someone took the thesaurus off your dresser and messed with it Can't make an estimate how bad you fucked up with your excrement "I'll just throw in some extra shit to make my mix so excellent it's a true testament to me being an & infected elephant that exited & a bad movie of exodus, using exodia obliterate to rigged the decks & shit ambidextrous lecture of hexagons when I'm flexin' shit in my mexican residence exit amphetamines & or I'll be livin' pink like Genevieve and a giraffe long neck dinosaur, call me Little Foot, I'm behind the door I've got a time machine, & I have sex with sharks because of the second law of thermodynamics & damage delivered in 30 minutes or less when I'm hammered & wrecked the claw of cybermechanics &&&&&&and&&&and&&&and&&&andy dick sucked my dick & I gave him a kiss used meditation supernatural telekinetic powers to place a condom on his prick" That's absurd, you deadbeat, call the birds, you're dead meat Put down the fucking lead, geek, or graphite, word to technique Moving shit with your mind, try moving your mom out the projects with your rhymes Put context with your rhymes, the object is to convey actual topics with your lines I retire all biters on the web like spiders, turn things dire when the hyperbeam just fires Exterminate liars like Nye going ham on Ken running him over with icecream truck tires So what the firetruck, sitting in the mire stuck, and as much as I admire muk I want an arctic Articuno with an ice beam, fuck, I'm a cold coil like a tire strut So I'm winter tough, no longer cold and alone, making a rumpus with this ruckus And I got a beat by which to bump this, and the device you're looking for is a compass Not for direction, but so this bumpkin can draw a simple circle or circumference Tunnel vision pummeling incoming to the incumbent noxious swirl in your stomach Catalyst for rap battle shit, addendum referring to an analysis of a vagina with tooth enamel bitch Like an animal chewing off phalluses, Alice in Wonderland with fist callouses on my hand you bitch caricature character spitting acetone acid tacitly and in massive amounts, and not by accidents Leave you in paralysis, on a bad acid trip and smash any other asshole's tactlessness My quality can't be quantified on this plane of consciousness and matter I apologize you had to read all these hard words attached to concomitance with cadavers Cuz you're already brain-dead, so why would you respond to this with some chatter I can match any level of pompousness with my continence and shatter your continents of smatter When I demolish this, no apologies, just droppin' knowledge shit, you won't find apologists No solid colleges to teach a crash course, so I have to approach this like a gynecologist Turn your head and cough, stripped naked by a lake, caked with all the shit you were making This is the truth, like strips of bacon, so if you think you could make hay, you were gravely mistaken Dropping 360 slammajamma tomahawk slamdunk on you punks who all flunked Went to Tibet to learn to meditate with monks to focus and come back to get blown into chunks It's all bogus, bunch of hocus-pocus, and you should know this you novice Cloverfield monster could beat you at poker and never fold at a moment's notice But this is the way of the lotus, load up unnoticed like a cobra and unload this You'll feel doped up on dopamine then croak; dim mak, compliments of your hostess | ||
HornyHerring
Papua New Guinea1053 Posts
rap battles are kinda gay nerds talking about murder stop embarassing yourselves further | ||
Diks
Belgium1880 Posts
On February 16 2014 22:13 HornyHerring wrote: hello friends, ill just say rap battles are kinda gay nerds talking about murder stop embarassing yourselves further in a rap battle you came and rent Indicating your sexual preference because if rap battles are kinda gay I will ask you a question, if I may What are you doing here mate ? Are you looking for a date ? I will murder you (repeat x16) | ||
joeschmo
United States167 Posts
I rim you well keep panties on & let off the stinky stream - you handle countless presidential problems & so I dap you - step out of line daddy won't spank yeah girl but I thank you - you keep your masks on that's so take a peep in my closet - I got whips cuffs leathers, special soaps for your feathers - you can genocide worlds as we flirt over banana split - chocalate sauce flavors your skins smooth unlike alligators - lemme nibble earlobe, unleash your issues I will console - in your favorite robes shave my pubics & cranial - we won't diet at mcdonalds, fish & fruit dishes no breads k - watching sunsets & keep your kitty smelling rasberry O.J - all nights I watch you rest in Batman costume & marvel - brains & beuty soft serve dookie I respect & won't neglect you - lotions & oils we smother in your prowess & imperial schemes - you got aches & stresses deserve lots of money & material things - | ||
Yezzus
United States2318 Posts
On February 16 2014 22:13 HornyHerring wrote: hello friends, ill just say rap battles are kinda gay nerds talking about murder stop embarassing yourselves further Rap battles arent gay, but people here thinking they can is kinda cringe | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
I bet I beat all the odds and defy the gambler's fallacies Hang my art in the galleries gallantly then axe it like anarchy The artist with the mammaries is back with the hatcheries Rainbow Dash action sky flash to shatter all patterns unnaturally Defy all stereotypes and logic with my stereo and projects, just ask for me Pour gasoline on the macarena dance with a match and burn the chancery Burn my batteries, recharge rapidly, like rabbit reproduction in the menagerie A vapid rabid rabbit rapping rapidly, don't got the D, but all the tenacity You could ask for to drop acidic acerbic absurd urban verbose mastery I am the danger, I am the one who knocks, I am a paradox I'm so cold I could make all sub-atomic particle motion fucking stop And yet so hot I could burst into flames and evaporate metal locks Raised from the best genetic stock on any project ghetto blocks Pet project pedigree genetics to kick off an epoch so epic It'll go on after Unix ends tremendously, explosion majestic Open the message, I re-wrote the method for all you dyslexics Textbook perfection veering all you 2-D rapper to be more isometric I can't stress it enough, just take the message and stretch it All you jesters running around spitting rhymes out the septic, that's pathetic And as for you critics cringing, I'm not rapping about fucking murder I just fuck and murder, tucking burners, gutting co-workers Taking shit way too far, and then taking it a bit fucking further My nature is supposed to be nurturing but I'm disturbed and sterner Throwing furry creatures into the woodchipper just to make burgers You're being downsized like a merger, corporate splurging usurper Urging the crowd on for blood like a giant motherfucking shit-stirrer I'm throwing your PC out the window, wrecking your server Blame my husband for something and tell the cops to cuff him While there's a sex slave in my basement screaming in a snuff film This is horror and genocide, and a side-order of bodies, unidentified You can't circumscribe the earth inside a perfect tribe Cuz we're savages, animals who kill and cause damages when a person died It's a curse inside, put your work aside and join me on a commercialized circus ride Nitroglycerin tipped missiles manufactured because we pissed off Slytherin With a wonder wizard mixed with Tyler Durden to show we're not so different Word sprinter trickster with the vigor to shove your whole rap up your sphincter A sphinx with her fingers pulling Hunger Games arrows from my fucking quiver This is in black-and-white like the Giver, before some liquid liquor elixir fucked up your liver Now you're sicker than a CEO making six figures ripping off his employees like a zipper Prosthetic-armed medic ready to nurse you back to health, give rebirth to your cells Wealth of knowledge being dropped, what did you think the K was for, kelp? Grass weeds being huffed by Michael Phelps, knock all those gold metal rappers off the shelf Watch them burn in hell while they're yelping for help after I swoop in bombing like stealth Bunch of drama queen motherfuckers acting like they're bringing the dawn of the peace Just a pawn of the beef, you heffers know I'm king kong in the streets Cheech and Chong on the reef, as wrong as Dawn O'Keef chomping in Teeth Millions of Japanese point and flee as I stand tall, ocean depths called from the deep So don't say you're godzilla or some kind of giant arachnid, cuz I'm back kid Revenge is exacted, chems are extracted, I shine the light of the giant lens refracted Fully adapted in rap, unchallenged and unmatched because none of you practiced The fact is, you infants just contract SIDS, and however you react is just part of the package Vocabulary bankrupt like Enron, and you don't got the balls to call Shenron Nobody left to even bet on, your capacity is equal to zero mass like an electron I'm running through high tension, Tenshi Muyo just jumping to another dimension Against broke down engines surrendering like Frenchmen when I slice through you like rurouni kenshin Death sentence to your henchmen, like you made the worst possible investment in your only pension Can't even finish a sentence, you're dyslexic walking in a random direction confused like a freshman Created with a crayon like Kreayshawn, making a bunch of gay songs The Carter series sucks, and not that of J-Sean, and this is not about race it's about slaying the place like Jaedong Put your lace on, and your war face on, cuz you're picking up the pace wrong, The Empire State song Nas wrote it first, but history just made it erased, gone, smash a vase on the pavement with fragments snaking down the Taedong It's sad but it's true, there will never be another illmatic, unless Nas pulls an Eminem with the MMLP2 Or Jigga with Blueprints three and two, Weezy with more Carters than the Land Before Time pool So I guess hip-hop is dead, so make like fucking Amy Lee and bring it to life Take E-Sports and sling it a knife, sacrifice it virgins and bring it your wife Fake fans turning into fucking emo kids like Cloud Strife sliding on ice Cuz you gotta skate instead of this irate debate over if Protoss balance is just right I don't know where my white knight is, not in the slightest, don't even know who the guy is Set them in silence like Midas in crisis, I just turn mice to gold and spring rices like Isis I'm the brightest light in the skies to heighten your gyrus function to rise above bias Drop an icicle on rivals when they challenge the title with a sinus virus you can't fight like typhus Flutter my eyelids, and cover my privates while I sputter out science from the ionized lioness I am this, I work through the fire shift, work through the mire shit, bring violence to Miley Cyruses Sirens go off when I show up on pirate ships steered by a tablet and styluses Fear stricken islanders stuck in the space of stasis frozen in places from righteous pilots of arbiters to minus shit Equation balanced by a ballad of talents laced together to form a phallus harder than gangster Bob Barker to fuck your opponent with far harder than in any massage parlour Make you jump and climb over structures like parkour, clusterfuck nonsense like less clothing, more armor Miranda Barbour on Craigslist to scar you with barber sheers and shoot you like a fucking archer I break down your fucking molecular structure smashing your being, changing the season like the equinox Pulverize quark neutron nucleus parts with story arcs in public parks where the vector stops Go to the butcher shop and ask Hannibal Lector for the special with your beef in an extra box I know what the fox says, "chaos reigns", the antichrist metric making an eclectic exit and an electric shock I am man, woman and nature, God, Satan, and creation on paper, lady who's a raper A rapper shooting space invaders, pink gay faggot darth vader says hello to all of you haters I am the renaissance, the menace, the resonance, La Résistance, what the peasant wants An echelon above royalty, reservoirs of demagogues couldn't give me but a dead response Kill your whole entourage on the job, bon voyage, empty out hope from the empty visage Maybe caked in some versace like Nicki Minaj, but not a notch closer to victory, it's a mirage Filling carbon-monoxide in your garage, get this barrage, and get kicked in the crotch Lit a wick and lit up the lodge, so sit up and watch, these motherfuckers gonna get the fuck outta dodge | ||
dRaW
Canada5744 Posts
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joeschmo
United States167 Posts
nah so fuck your little rap I beat and murder you with wiffle bat - i'm glacial fire pimp smack bruising empire in the rues of guile I point & admire disjoint & expire you're a boy who retired you're mastery is flamboyant & tired hoisted from spinal hanging & combusted with calm from the sniper - I push buttons on bombs for the writer Your moms is a sire - clash with the rightcheous who riddle stabs & your nothing claimed - 1st line i'm hacked the 5th i'm shot it's fucking lame - by the time the end hit the world died on your watch so many time I gotta punch myself in the face - now what the fuck is disgrace? ok acolyte laugh & piss you, thighs lost under the rose your shin rot - my cruelty amass mustard gas & launch smoke squads to draw you out for the pin drop - letcha pen hault, I don't think superior rhyming's healthy - especially devil idoling i'm especially kettle pelt you nigga - this kid's vocab understand how I avalanche - mashed in dance moves as I moon walk passed you & your gassed coot - hate me harder I ain't even even I drop folly & mollywop you - readin your shit like seeing a cat tortured in the pee pool i ain't tryin to be you into the supernova like wilde o' keefes drool - launched into space - can't keep your puss spoutin garbage & waste - need editors & flunkie fans joSchmo fart in ya face, \ how you feel as I love you with manjuices on your whale-like you scale-like King Kong teetertot with zookashots in ya tailpipe - geezer beaver - your sword was old in a few year ite - where's the original same vet shit from all the same regurgitated.. ya neck slit - how it's nicety talking shit from peanut gallery u lick the anal cavity - yo mad rhymes burning your house & land like Bushes airforce not strange enough & I rock & blasted - you just hock more trashes - any idiom you want to embrace I can lock the latches - your punches are miss your punctured & ruptured in my happiness - your lunch to the bottomless gutted from sabers in laziness - | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
On February 20 2014 18:30 dRaW wrote: reading joeschmo vs ninaZerg is like david vs goliath and instead of a slingshot, he had a rubberband and shot a nerf ball actually I wasn't battling anyone, that was just for shits and giggles. | ||
joeschmo
United States167 Posts
On February 21 2014 07:37 ninazerg wrote: actually I wasn't battling anyone, that was just for shits and giggles. that's mighty modest but i'm sure we all know you destroyed me, you got the skill & it's awesome | ||
KaiserKieran
United States615 Posts
How bout I get in line, Time spit these weak raps to get a dime, Maybe snapchat my girl and get behind. I'm out. | ||
D_CROSSOVER
7 Posts
1. On his facebook profile he puts he works at Abercrombie and Fitch 2. He is about 5 foot nothing and 110 lbs and thinks he is a thug 3. He sucks at golf and rapping 4. As I said his last name sounds like moose 5. And anything else you wanna throw in! It doesn't need to be too long i just need some hard lines and a stinging punchlines! It will be worth your time Thanks a ton | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
Just tell him that he goes to Cranbrook, which is a private school. Instant ether. | ||
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ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
On February 25 2014 14:36 D_CROSSOVER wrote: Lol go 8 mile on him? He's not a thug but i just want to shut his ass up But you're not a rapper. How exactly is this gonna work? You would need to rig the format so he only gets one turn, because if he went again, you'd be screwed. | ||
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DarkNetHunter
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D_CROSSOVER
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puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
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D_CROSSOVER
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D_CROSSOVER
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Yo. Yo. Dude you should go home cuz i'm in ma zone i hit more hole in ones than yo momma owns Plus I make ur moms bed rock call me mr flinstones your name is moose thats why i give you abuse so now it's time to reduce... You Cuz this shit im doin is child abuse what size r u? u like a little kid and now i'm gonna forbid You from rapin cuz this is my takeover bid Look on facebook say you work at abercrombie and fitch? You just a little bitch I aint takin any more of ur shit Cuz i dont wanna hear ur high pitch... Voice anymore son. my wraths only just begun Cuz i was gonna hit yo weak ass with some punchlines but fuck it im done | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
On February 26 2014 13:22 D_CROSSOVER wrote: Plus I make ur moms bed rock call me mr flinstones Plagiarism F- | ||
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2primenumbers
United States144 Posts
I'm a twisted psycho with schemes and plans laid out bare I take that ho whenever I please she gets on her back position myself just so in that spot so I hit the G thang That's my Goal, $100,000 G's before the year's done My hood rats know that with that kind of case I'll throw 'em a bone This year I think we'll rent out Richard Branson's private island to mark this milestone I'll invite your Ma' so even she won't be around to visit your tombstone Rest in Pieces Noob | ||
MagnuMizer
Denmark384 Posts
strangle you with the cord and leave you to hang 2" from the floor call me the Lord cos imma destroy you with my words all you turds are good at nothing cept flappy bird happy nerd, is what i am! and my rap is tighter than a chinese tram ok man, you play sc2? well i think you got 2 screws loose drinking all that crazy juice all your promotions were flukes you should still be in bronze league you've been mentally fatigued all these years working hard growing into a couch potato made of lard you aint smart, you's a dummy still livin with your mummy how is she? she still got that pain in her tummy? that i left for her last night with my dick smashed down her windpipe and now i might, have to stomp you down to practice league and you practically agree cos once you read this rap it'll make you go FAP FAP FAP peauce! | ||
IvoK
Ireland5 Posts
some of the rhymes are sick | ||
TXRaunchy
United States131 Posts
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ragnasaur
United States804 Posts
Too bad my ass needs some hay Gotta hit da ra'nche after i stick this pla'nche and lose my conch- -iosness Body movin, get mah shit dun, start groovin, feel the fun | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
I eat you all for lunch with peanut butter sandwiches like Bill Moyers A bunch of stupid motherfuckers came out of nowhere claiming to be on Hoarders Saying their crib is stacked to the roof with cash, but I'm gonna cut half-way crooks in half into quarters Let's get it all sorted, you sort of play for the most horrid team like Sean Porter Let's get it all sordid, put you all the morgue or into orbit like a mental disorder Cuz I'm a crazy writing, Asian eyeing, invasion-minded basketcase define it Smash a vase and sign it, smash a glass case like a ceiling out of alignment Coordinated dispatching, coronated assassination en masse is my assignment So if you're called "your highness", I'll gouge your eyes out and bring you blindness Put your kingdom in crisis, so don't mistake my weakness for kindness There's no debate, I Bill Nye this, nydus worm to your to citadel and leave it in silence Check your sinus, I'm nothing to sneeze at, turn you back into primates Claiming diamonds, I'm claiming carbon to burn on the mic, changing the climates This ain't a manga, mang, it's a megalomaniac mangling Strangling loudmouths with their own hair, tangling All say the same ol' thing, they got a nine inch dick dangling But when it comes time to tango, they all bust early like banelings And what are you doing, dude, trying to get nude guys to fap to you? That's just a boomerang coming back to you, get KO'd like Bob Sapp would do Display haymakers and a lackadaisical scholastic aptitude while I drop bombs like Lakitu cattlebruisers shooting flak at you from a stratospheric altitude, ragequit, release the Graken dude You're like a snack and food, a turkey sandwich with a side salad and for dessert a macaroon Shooting a watergun supersoakin' jokers with plasma, feel the blood rage like a Krogan Just playing games older than Hogan's Heroes that are all croaking Just a token joking about newfags say all the new games are supposedly broken I walk into forums and see great debates all the time about the best game ever designed And that includes Brood War, Brawl, Street Fighter and Ocarina of Time Just at a LAN gagging hearing some man bragging about the latest bandwagon All his fans hate him, but he can't shake 'em, it's impossible like eating bad bacon New games are just news games, I couldn't give less of a shit if I tried WoW, LoL, DotA2, Hearthstone and I wouldn't be upset if they'd get up and died Far as we know, it's free to play but winning, that's another story Ubiquitous presents for nothing, that's faker than discovering brontosauri Conmen don't balance the game so you'll download content to stop you from stabbing Killing, kidnapping, flipping out and slapping your parents and just snapping Yelling out profanities spanning several hours and interjecting keyboard slamming Obituary report for your PC is damning, admins scanning your chat and start banning Uh, now for those clapping, thinking they made some cash off this asshole act, this is a blatant attack on your quarterback like sacking Peyton Manning with Tatum Channing manning an artillery gun laughing till is his lungs start collapsing, gasping for air while you nannies scream like Dakota Fanning in War of Worlds when the tripods landed and were standing And that's your lucky number seven, and if you want to go to heaven, listen to the conch speak Ash ketchum running in circles for a fond week, and if you went outdoors as much as him, you'd also be in bronze league | ||
puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
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IstonerUstoner2.0
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Cuz scratch Eminem, I'm the new rap god Call me Bugs Bunny, and your Elmer Fudd I'm the king in the ring so don't you dare try to fuck With me as long as I'm still breathing Cuz I've been kicking your ass since I've been teething And i've been dropping bombs bigger than Nagasaki I've learned the ways of rapping through 2pac, Andre, Biggie Nas, Dre, Nate, Snoop, Keith, and Marshall I've been stocking up on burns in my arsenal And as long as i got rhymes to spit Don't you bitches dare ever think that i'll ever quit Cuz i've been waiting forever for someone who can lay down rhymes Ones who can do it short periods of time And I know you suckers are Professional But you guys are at least better than some pothead sniffin' ethanol And my burns are Titanic Their shocking and galvanic And my verses are called satanic They'll leave you crying, shittin' yourself, and schizophrenic So I don't care what you all be rappin' Cuz I know that i'm the baddest And If you ever try to mess with me I leave you with holes, not one, but three one above each nip and another in-between ya' eyes And Boy, guess what? I don't tell lies So next time you dare try to fuck with me and my boys I'll put a piece of lead in ya' head and dump your ass in Illinois And one day the'll find your sorry ass (Heh! Ya right!) Around the time Jay-Z will stop smoking that burning grass | ||
Almighty_Kane
United States2 Posts
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Almighty_Kane
United States2 Posts
*~AK~* | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
Talking about making bread, but you're toast You're not a legend, no one's heard of you You talk about killing, but I JUST MURDERED YOU + Show Spoiler + | ||
DaddieDanni
4 Posts
On April 30 2006 11:20 mC.MiNiMuM wrote: Yo u can talk for urself but ur not speaking the fact u better stop this shit b4 i get ur skull cracked u might act like u can rap 50 words a second but all u got is a fast clicking mouse as a weapon theres no need to listen to ur gibberish its worse than a scrap from a pile of rubbish ya everlasting trash life will continously flow even ur family, ur momma was a small titted hoe ur not a guy nor a women, u jus got a pussy and a sack hitting the stacks always on crack yo u need a smack!! your out of your league bruh you better start running this is drastic park the dinosaurs are coming I got a short fuse im like an H bomb purple is what we smoked before we fucked your mom whos coming at me this fucking disgrace ill get a hooker with aids to sneeze in your face your a bitch in this game like tony romo im invincible like Vince papilla on the mic when you spit n one cares like tiger cheating on his wife give it a rest your to far in the back of me you don't count like a calculator with out the batteries your wack I`ve won | ||
DaddieDanni
4 Posts
On April 30 2006 10:23 Protoss-Fighting wrote: Son, you think your good, get it out of your head, you keep continuing your gonna end up dead, Should of known a dog as parent was a bad crossbred, unlike you ima real purebred, Boy, you better run, cause you on deathbed, After im done with you, you be bleeding red, Now everything, i dont say be left unsaid, So before you post better think ahead, Cuz no matter what you do, i fucking own this thread, To, whoever fights back, I'll be here, Im just waiting for a volunteer, a queer,a seer, whoever it is, prepare to have fear, Cause when im done with you its just another souvenire, If you still wanna go, i'll put in gear, around the same year, i did your girlfriend in the rear, Now dont shed a tear, its ok, many downsyndrum asses like you, cant manage this play, its only for the real mc's not the gay, all the girls be going Horray Horray, wheres ur fucking audience, they elft cause you got slayed, nigga i be the one, to go and touchey, as i end my rap, i showed u whos the king, life,sc, im better then you in everything, guess what you loose, now please go hang yourself with a string. lol ima piss all over your private life and treat it like a urinal plus I know when ima win ima make your peeps mad cause ima make a walk of fame here around liberty ave don't give a fuck about a set cause im directing it with heat ill clap and act like we in Hollywood leave star in the streat if your life is a movie its a porno star im about to serve this bitch at home like degornos till this rap shit pop and give me a payday ima pull this rap shit on the block like regae I keep a nine on the block I nick named Shaba when its time to flex check my reck ima problem hustleing is something I invent I was there when the cards dealed you soft shoot outs but you aint never shot shit trama dingdong Im at your door ready to pop shit big guns long ones elephant man you gone get the message quick like a telegram man get fly stay high like a pelican can but these metal hands blam blam you to sleep sand man! | ||
Lazulom
1 Post
But trust me plenty you don't wanna dance this dance Every time you try me bitch you get left in the dust You've got jock itch and your pussy smells like rust This is just too easy and I'm getting kinda bored Your rhymes are so cheesy and they're all getting floored So go back to league and keep staring at fizz Cause that's the only way that you'll ever get to jizz You're lucky that I'm banned from Breaking Point Cause I'd be fucking you up while I'm smoking a joint Disguised as a zombie I'd rape you in the nose I'd give you my salami as you slowly decompose You can't rhyme shit, but I can rhyme with orange I'll show you what I got, you're as rusty as a door hinge So give up while you can, you've still got time to escape Cause otherwise theyre gonna say how you just got raped | ||
WarSame
Canada1950 Posts
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Capped
United Kingdom7236 Posts
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JieXian
Malaysia4677 Posts
On July 23 2014 00:37 WarSame wrote: Why are there so many 1 post count posters in this thread? obviously it's because they are ashamed of themselves | ||
Nesserev
Belgium2760 Posts
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GreenHorizons
United States21782 Posts
On July 23 2014 00:37 WarSame wrote: Why are there so many 1 post count posters in this thread? Because people don't want to be associated with their wack ass rhymes. I would love to do a battle rap about people from another thread but I sense it would be like challenging a no armed man to a sword fight. If it was my neighborhood it would be a given but this is a global community yada yada I thought about puttin something down but realized there were no clear rules about the thread. I feel like if I put it in spoiler with a warning it would be legit considering the nature of the craft but some info on what would be totally unacceptable in lyrics (my own filter fails me sometimes) It seems there is more grey than a typical thread but I don't really have a feel for how much? | ||
oluwadanie
Nigeria3 Posts
Even if you criticize me, am not gonna leave Cos I can tolerate everything you've got to spill I rest my case but I would like us to meet. Hope I tried? | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
That's like driving an airplane in a suburban street For intruders here, we should put up a fence Cuz this shit you spittin' makes no goddamn sense | ||
zev318
Canada4304 Posts
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DarkPlasmaBall
United States42202 Posts
On July 27 2014 10:37 zev318 wrote: i cant believe this is a real thread. Thread should be renamed Nina vs. The World. | ||
joeschmo
United States167 Posts
raps astound & smoke, heads unfound leads unsound wretch unbound & broke - piles of styles, boo you like the ghosts of a thousand owls on the loud speaker I part your clown keester you deliver the cheesy like foul pizza - talkin trash pal mouth bowel speaker - while i'm diamond levels shake the spine of devils u fake the rhyme & riddles i'm michael myers giggles - i just bought some plyers - pages of fires - sages & liars dreaded sword - flesh is scored - wack ncs get deaded for - think so highly of selves can't pick head from floor - break like bread & chores - coke, head & s'mores - i'm justice in terror more - villains fled, killed when read - anything i write is ill & raw - you never spit say it's really hard - i take ya suck trachea, lazers from alien - terminator burn a hater with the burger maker refer to vader i father you cobra commander in ya dinin room smack ya sector ratchet shredder - you got artillery up in ya rectum crack from lecture - this shit is wack as ever fast kitchen knife slice the wound sear back together - when u an ya bff get back together i be there with black & decker | ||
JieXian
Malaysia4677 Posts
On July 27 2014 10:41 DarkPlasmaBall wrote: Thread should be renamed Nina vs. The World. hahahaha :D On the contrary I'm enjoying reading everything | ||
JamesMighty
United States6 Posts
If anyone one comes out now I'll shoot 'em in the head. Just cause I'm late, doesn't mean you can hate, And quite honestly, what good's a rap if there's no one to retaliate? My name is Mighty, as is my dick, While all my competition is playing with their pixie sticks. So quit whacking off you prepubescent kids, And come rhyme in time against a real rapping wiz. | ||
_-NoMaN-_
Canada250 Posts
On August 09 2014 13:25 JamesMighty wrote: Aww, c'mon now, is this forum dead? If anyone one comes out now I'll shoot 'em in the head. Just cause I'm late, doesn't mean you can hate, And quite honestly, what good's a rap if there's no one to retaliate? My name is Mighty, as is my dick, While all my competition is playing with their pixie sticks. So quit whacking off you prepubescent kids, And come rhyme in time against a real rapping wiz. I can't rap for shit; I know my skill is weak as fuck So when i call you out it goes to show your depth of suck Like truck meets moose: a few screws loose vs body parts and guts all strewn my rudeness due to your protruding problems poking back, attacking whack raps, smack them Track your verbal style; it's miles off mark, what happened? My skill is stark, hard and sharp, spit spackling, patching holes and cracks in raps that have them Enemies don't see me 'till i slay them, total mayhem taking place in every statement Your placement: stuck in mental basement Your face: wet from tears i made there, taste it | ||
_-NoMaN-_
Canada250 Posts
I'm not all there a half dim room, two candles short of a chandelier I'm ill, sick wicked, sniff shit 'till the spins switch my position drifting, slick slipping persistent it itches, shit raps an irritant, i'm twitching fed head full of visions straight baked; jive-laced sess chased with guiness delicious disses dispensed indiscriminate swingin' at everything, destroy shit deliberate too far gone too long too impaired and inhibited destruction is imminent for me and all you bitches reduce the environment to just shards of elements the world will know peace when i make mars my residence | ||
_-NoMaN-_
Canada250 Posts
take all comers with my tactical strategy the practical epitome of synergy like queens and creep drop harass your raps back-stab your technique inject some fresh into your phrasing shit is stale like grapes to raisins i'm blazing; half baked i still outpace, you're faced with the second placing in a two-man scrap that's last dead smashed step back and hatch your next invasion i weave words superb, sleek curves shape my phrasing shaving slivers off your awful written shlock for entertainment you're a known quantity, sadly too small to see; by high-tech device measure sub-microscopically a quantum scene tragedy, cern-speed catastrophe turn green with avarice go practice 'for you crack at me | ||
puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
lest schemes run congruent, lets be fucking true man. The bar is higher, some artists tire, of arduous try-hards, sub-par shit lines worked, from barbarous minds ker-, plunked dark in mires. Writing lacks challenge, why bring that crap in? Smile sit back and grin, while this stacked rap brings, diamondback aspen, style with class back in, | ||
_-NoMaN-_
Canada250 Posts
posers scrappin'; mistake made get set straight i'm strappin', packin' heat: my briefs are full of meat i bring defeat that's drastic elastic, snap back flaccid attacks faster than Flash is your style needs to go back to class to hack it it's static so zap strap a new strat to your notepad, then come back at me | ||
JamesMighty
United States6 Posts
All the writers praise me like the rising Sun. I take advanced rap with a lyrical twist, Combined with vocabulary without dictionary assist, So when I diss, you better believe I cannot miss, Cause when it's your life, that's quite a lot to risk. Your attacks carry no threat, I bet, That when I unleash the beast your pants will wet. Or will they freeze? Mr. Canada I see. I know somewhere I don't ever want to be. I'll kindly take mild weather any day Compared to snow everywhere I go, eh? Your police are Mounties riding in their stirrups, Please stay away in the wayward world of syrup. | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
Time to go outside with my friends and play! It's summertime, and it's time to party with friends These warm sunny times, I hope it never ends Oh, what's that? I hear the ice cream truck I'll get vanilla, you get chocolate, but not strawberry, yuck! Nah, just kidding, strawberry is cool and tasty My hair in a blue bow, all pretty and lacey I love going to the mall and shopping at stores and running out in the rain storm when it pours I love pumpkin pie and apple too I love ponies, rainbows, unicorns and laughter too The world is a beautiful place, if you spend it with joy and love Holding hands together, looking up at the starry skies above | ||
JamesMighty
United States6 Posts
I think to defeat her I would just have to pout. She sounds like a person from a PBS show, And while her rhymes work, her topics really blow. Come on now, go dig yourself into a hole, My rhymes are so cold they're from the south pole. If you say one word about summertime happiness, I'll just get the fuck out, I won't even diss. Because while your life may be bright and cheery, Some of our pasts have been nothing but dreary. So may your dreams be nice and peaceful, But I just served you so bad there will be no sequel. | ||
_-NoMaN-_
Canada250 Posts
Fuck beautiful days. PS. Fuck the heatwave too, dat shit done gone an' melted my igloo, PPS. My police ain't near half as mounted as your mom was Last night night, around the time that you was in pajamas No drama, just sayin', could be i'm your daddy Teaching you a thing or two about not-half-bad rapping PPPS. Eh. | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
when I start blowing this shit up like I'm Saudi You heard of me but you don't know shit about me So you go pout about it and go sob about me loudly I don't think I took any MDMA, cuz right now I'm feeling drowsy The sky is dark and cloudy, and every fucking day is shit and lousy So douse me in gasoline, set me on fire, go ahead, endow me Give me the burning passion to smash you assholes so soundly you hear this pounding in surround sound from my hip-hop foundry Cast-iron will of a malicious mind ready to slaughter a fucking downie So I spend the waking hours of another dumb thursday On the ten times third page to read the words of some hurt gay Just so I can murk this jerk-off in the absolute worst way Strip you fucking faggot naked which suits you on your birthday Just throw your keyboard in the trash, all you say is shit a bunch of nerds say I just laugh cuz you fucking pussies won't even associate with your own wordplay Get the fuck out of here with that poor excuse for a rhyme you circus freaks Put some work into words like a patchwork instead of these worthless weaves or go murk yourself drinking purple mercury from an urn on purpose please Go put those facepalm rhymes in the nursery, cursory non-surreptitiously worthless emcees One-post posers gtfo; quit being pussies and post on your real accounts. | ||
vizuaLize
Australia91 Posts
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puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
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GreenHorizons
United States21782 Posts
Don't let it eat at you or give you the blues, But the rhymes your spittin are tired and whack You should stick to zerg and your 6 pool attacks You don't want it with a real emcee, face so destroyed, your family cant make an ID got your momma losing liquids she might need an IV Frankly, you should of known better than to fuck wit me If you insist on persisting, thinking you can hang I got a bus you can ride, no charge, BANG! If you ain't down, I will set you on fire startin wit yo harry ass feet, lookin like Frodo from the shire I don't mean to interupt your asshole smashing, But it appears you are taking a lyrical lashing Your cast-iron will and mendacious mind Have got you all mixed up, thinking you could find A lyrical wasteland, where you could just face*hand, Face twisted like the lead of Juwanna Man I spit darts with the venomous tips my shit hit so hard it could make an elephant flip I'll leave ya layin in yo' soup wit your noodle on the sidwalk Chicken, if your beefin, go head and let them things talk But you ain't got nothin to say though I'll leave you bloody like the bronco, OJ and Kato When I do, I’ll get off just like he did Come back, get arrested, just for robbin your crib Did he really just go there? “oh my gawd” Bitch! Drop the gd, and just say awwww If you got a problem with that, then shut the fuck up Cuz rappin is for men So you can sew your shit shut Before you start your bitchin, Get back into the kitchen Or Back onto your knees in a position of submission ho PS: Now your choking on your lyrics just like you like, So gtfo you fat frisco dyke | ||
puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
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ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
Rippin' the stitches from my lips to spit this shit so motherfucker listen How you gonna claim to bury me When I exercise electric shock therapy carelessly I don't even care who likes me or is scared of me I can never be embarrassed thrown off the terrace I'm a rarity You're a fairy perishing from the utter and complete hilarity I'm a Russian bear tearing to see through you like perfect clarity You just don't want saddle up and battle me Slit your breadbox to spaghetti, rocked by machete steadily shredding you to casualities You're running through the woods from a man covered in peanut butter with peanut allergies There's no way to salvage any of your whack-ass metaphors or analogies You say you fuck hoes and gals but fuck you cuz I fuck the whole galaxies Everything you say about your rap phallus is full of holes and fallacies I got the wisdom of sages, it's advantageous Through bloody pages I break out of mazes In amazement, I take victory in boxes and cases Voracious eater of emcees defacing the faceless I'm so sick it's contagious germ invasion of ages Take all your bases in the wages of wars between battle mages rattle cages, the spot in your mind is vacant and spacious Totally baseless, all of your cases, made it Johny Cochran outrageous Duel of fates switching the gauges, getting served by the waitress Don't patronize me, it's tasteless, like wine without grapes oh gracious rip off all your faces like grains left with no trace by groups of cicadas Take over hell on Satan's hiatus just to make you feel pain like a sadist Somewhere in the musical maze you must've lost yourself You should just make like Robin Williams and just off yourself No one hears your screams or your fucking calls for help Hit pause, it's not a rap, it's a wrap when I hit you, left bleeding for the gauze you're dealt This is indiscretion, stepping into a misconception I'mma pepper you with weapons, call me miss perfection Take indirectness and redirect the vectors to piss in your direction I'm dissing you and dissing your connections while you're kissing your reflection The truth comes out and you go limp with your erection and can't swallow this like frickin indigestion I'm not trying to keep you guessing or teaching you a lesson this is lyrical aggression Put the plug in the socket, I'm obnoxious bitches I rock the vicious, outfox the cops cuz I am not suspicious Drink vodka pitchers and then randomly go rob you bitches I am paper, rock and scissors, half-way rooks, I block the bishops My vernacular is more heavily armed than gun cocked militas A cunning linguist who eats you pussies like gobble biscuits Witness and listen when I get it wicked, start kickin' sickness I have no fear of death, death fears me, he hides under his bed when he hears me No IV cures me, ask Siri, serious, my shining is more sheering than sirius I accept no propitiates from idiots, shatter them as the recipients of wittiness Smack them oblivious so bad my own affiliates won't associate with my insidious malicious bid to obliterate the world with no pity smashed against my tibias I'm surrounded by dead bodies, covered in blood washing my feet in crimson, lost under the flood I need a fucking lobotomy to reverse the curse, I'm outta my mind So take my mind outta me, take metal liquid and solder my spine to my shoulders to make lucifer's crucifix, the chickens are coming home to roost in shit Brainless like a dragoon from the boondocks looney as cartoon moonie lunatics Take a rap and ruin this, I'm chewin' this up, spitting it out like rotten tunafish Cuz I'm staying true to this, no noob to this, everything I say is utterly insane and ludicrous My mind's light shines too luminous, when I'm pooping babies out of the tube of my uterus You think you're hard, well, fuck you I don't care about you picking a winner I don't bring a knife to a gun fight, I bring a knife to Thanksgiving at dinner I'm ruthlessly persistent at giving you no excuse to justify my existence I would set fire to infants in an instant, mince them into bits and kick them into the distance Resistant is futile, I mutilate you like a mutated mutalisk stuffed into a hamburger grinder This is a friendly reminder, a public service announcement to rock a fella with a shiner And take on fifty-five fifty-niners as a minor, bust the hymen of their vagina with one line as a writer Cuz I was a born fighter, I smashed through the walls of my mom's womb with my fist and crawled out like a spider Projections can't determine the minima of my mind turn to Serbian cinema, I've redefined what and who's awful I'm a cross between tubgirl, 2 girls 1 cup, baby fuck, images of gore and violence, and the fucking blue waffle I'm a beautiful soul of love, with cuticles full of blood, too cute to pull the plug, juvenile full of grubs Rotten to the core, looked in the mirror and I looked whoreable, immutable is the grudge indisputable is the bludgeoning with a cudgel about to beat the fucking fudge out of your butthole Now who wants to hug and cuddle, who wants to ruffle my feathers and get buried in rubble? It's all true inside, I drive kids to commit suicide while falling nude from skies just to point and laugh Watch them hit the street and smash their joints in half, while I ingest toxins in a poison bath Swallowing bath salts while ordering thirty seven rubber ducks, I must have another cuz the other sucks I don't give two or more motherfucks, I just grip the mic and pull it like building seven cover-ups I have to do it cuz I'm an eclectic boaster, once again taking a bath with an electric toaster Touching me is like finding a symmetric clover seven times over with an epileptic composure You write like a dyslexic smoker and next to you I look like Mozart an epic composer Cuz I smell a septic odor coming from the wreckage of your remains giving any skeptic closure So when I hold a mic, it's like I'm holding heat, breaking the whole code of street, I will never know defeat Just go retreat, it's snow and sleet, the coldest heat, this is fucking freestyle rap, I never go on beat I just break all the rules like Riley Freeman, just pull his sheet, his rap record is thicker than fucking concrete My rap record is going triple medical waste sludge that Judge Judy guzzles when I take off her muzzle cum bubbles foam over her lips like suds after looking at Vanessa Hudgens' fuzzy muffin through the hubble Yo, I'm about to pop champagne in the club with stunner shades In the dark on non-summer days in space with runner blades With gun arrays set to blow nuns away and the sun will shake and get a stomach ache a hundred days where none escape so put the puns away I hope your mum gets AIDS I'mma just spit ominous omnibus soma rush and make it seem like common stuff on a bluff I'mma bust epics once upon a time to make phonics bust in your mommy's muff Rape the whole dictionary, webster and Klingon, cuz Romulus dominance is not enough I got the strength of all great novelists in my esophagus, and paint you red like a Romney bus Conservatives dressed in crimson like commies as I put the flame to Sarah Palin paraphernalia Burning acid rain and flaming hail, yeah, I'm dissing everyone who's whack like Iggy Azalea They blow and go, and should stay gone, played on the radio all day long I'm tired of love, someone write a fuckin' hate song, put it on air for everyone to hate on Make middle age women gasp and do an interview to say violence and rape's wrong Then I'll put it on tape to remix, cuz in hip-hop, chicks are a joke and the punchline is Kreayshawn If you try to hold a candle to me, I'll smack it out your fist Go on your computer, delete all your data and the back-up on a disk You been trash, throw you in a trash bin and put the smack down on a bitch Your raps sound like rabid cats scratchin' on a disc, you didn't factor in the risk that I might be dissin' you, put my fist in you, don't misconstrue that this is a kick to tha curb I'm vicious emerge as the bitch on the verge of being the only big fish in the herd This is absurd, you claim to flip stacks, but only flip burgers, the only things I flip are scripts and the bird While your track's skippin' and you're missing a verse, I'm jump-roping skippin' on verbs Straight rippin' scribbles and words, cuz I'm sick as a nerd clickin' a mouse, splittin' the scourge You're just not at all what you boast to be, get out the butter or jelly cuz you're toast to me I keep my enemies close to me, so when I keel over I'll be like Tupac and you can hear songs from the ghost of me Put out mad discs with slick sickness so malignant it elicits visits from spirits, wizards and witches Get cream like RZA and kick it, take the strings of oppression with scissors and snip it Hack strings, smash glass things, practice exact precision like a gymnast doing backsprings All these rappers care about is cash things, ego and I will rip the whole shit apart like cracklings Melt it down into liquid with my team, like a horror movie, take my ticket and go scream Unleash the hound, go sick it on regimes, fakes and actors not like ones who depict it on the screen Butcher it all in the deli with blood and guts to make your heart melt like it's deliquescent Bring the heat with fire and brimstone preaching to make a hardened atheist fella repent Bless him then like what the fuck throw an uppercut to make his back hella damn bent Swaying backwards to his death like a kamikaze flying Quasimoto dying while watching shoto wearing nazi logos, the most horrible way to go in a flash like a fucking paparazzi photo I am the extinction of a species hurling feces and snapping at tsetses; it's not easy being a boss like O-Ren Ishii and swinging samurai swords at aliens in retaliation for the death of Nishi So what the fork, trying to take a stab at me, while I break the laws of gravity Break down walls of depravity and human apathy, and grapple with the fact that ever-after is not happily So I shoot neutrons to break down your atomic structure, punctured destruction with a flux conductor The motherfucker with the conjuncture to bust up your clusterfuck and make you run to the bunker I'm the one you don't want to fuck with at all while you suck shit with a straw, the sickest prick existent This is not elegant don't assume - an elephant floating in the room, a paradoxical contingent inconsistent with reality so don't throw fingers at schrodinger's cat or a boeing 747 just going ker-splat And as you touch the reflection knowing you're fat, you're still all dummies going to snack Take all the time you wasted making rhymes, and you could resurrect symmetrically genetic shape-shifting simians synthetically produce limbs, or blow the universe into oblivion, the same way I knock you off your equilibrium Kick all your axioms and idioms, create a rift in space-time while inhaling pure lithium Reach nirvana and heaven in the prime meridian only to find out it's a cheesy resort with a dirty condominium You're a fucking speck of dust on a cosmic scale, your words are worthless like a toothless-mouth shark So even if you're a 'rap-god' transcend transsexual fox-spirit trisexual, I'll still kill you a thousand times like Kenny from South Park | ||
harodihg
Japan1344 Posts
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GrapeApe
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GreenHorizons
United States21782 Posts
Flow trenched, yo sick, got you all out of Pocket Get wrenched, on this dick, you pathetic socket! Ho! Know your role! You’re just a handy man’s tool This slut sits at her desk on an upside-down stool But clearly that wouldn't cut it, I opened the door like a portal so now imma go GLaDOS and shut it. I'll shred every one of your atoms like the Hadron collider, slap your mom wit a brick before I cum insid' er Drag your drunk, barefoot, pregnant ass, out in the street, smash the lit ciggerete through your teeth Snatch your bitchass electrodes, let you shock your own ignorant ass, carelessly…. so pay attention... You know I ain’t nevva scared, but you prolly are a bear a peanut butter covered hairy dude , still wearing shit stained superhero underwear Claiming victory already? That was only round one Im steady ropin' my dope, and I aint even close to being done. Lyrical ballistics, sadistic, when I spit shit, sick shit, ‘shit too thick for your ya stank ass! bitch’ shit That diarrhea of the mouth ‘you can’t pinch-off’ bitch You wanna try ME?! Pleasee..... You’re taking over Hell? Well, I needed a vacation Shoulda left Robin outta this cuz now your tryin my patients. I'm patchin adams apple after ripping out your throat If you doubt my fire bitch, you'll be dreaming on a boat No respect, just droppin him one line to stay topical, allow me to straighten up your opticals Robin’s one of the best the scene has ever seen, too soon for the suicide lines, unless you want to be first… nawwhattamean? If that’s the case I’d be happy to assist you, Stand face to face, slap your daddy then diss you Wit Kevorkian rhymes, I’m a lyrical suicide Pippen Show up to Trailer Town, smack you around, make your baby daddy start trippin’ Push your fat ass over, film it, make a new reality show called 'Cow Tippin' Go Gordian on your guts, rain sulfer like Gomorrah The wrath of God in this bitch! Dick so big, it should wear a fedora + Show Spoiler + I'll see how you do with that. I'm almost positive your last post was like 95%+ pre-written. The lyrics were dope, they just had nothing to do with any of the other battlers. A good battle rap blends as much of the opponants rhymes in as possible. My verdict: Sick rhymes, terrible battle response. Would of been a good opener though ;P PS: The length of that was just ridiculous. A typical battle round is between 30-90 seconds that was several minutes worth of shit. Considering you responded with that in an hour I'd expect to see you shred this last piece beyond recognition if you are actually battling and not just posting written's? | ||
TelecoM
United States10583 Posts
THIS IS NOT FREESTYLING IN THE SLIGHTEST........POST A VIDEO OF YOURSELF ACTUALLY FREESTYLING | ||
GreenHorizons
United States21782 Posts
On August 16 2014 11:27 GGzerG wrote: This is ridiculous...why don't you all post videos of you actually trying to freestyle? This isn't even free typing, because I can garauntee that all of you are thinking / typing as you go along, and probably deleting / recreating things that you've typed as you go along, bottom line is...... THIS IS NOT FREESTYLING IN THE SLIGHTEST........POST A VIDEO OF YOURSELF ACTUALLY FREESTYLING Guessing you know nothing about what you speak? Though I wouldn't be opposed to audio clips, would be a lot easier to understand emphasis and rhythm. | ||
Ty2
United States1430 Posts
Yo, GGzerg, yo stop the hate Let's all congregate and make up, mate I fight for love and peace I'm such a balla holla there's too much to release I'm too rugged I just freestyled this...in 40 minutes yah don't start a ruckus When I look at a fine piece of writing lickety split I'm urged to inflict my perverse and cordial desires upon it Served. Also, happy birthday Ty2! TL remembered. | ||
GreenHorizons
United States21782 Posts
On August 16 2014 12:15 Ty2 wrote: Even if people did audio recordings they could still have written it down off camera and memorized it. Anyway...HERE'S MY SWEET RAP that is friendly and promotes family values: Yo, GGzerg, yo stop the hate Let's all congregate and make up, mate I fight for love and peace I'm such a balla holla there's too much to release I'm too rugged I just freestyled this...in 40 minutes yah don't start a ruckus When I look at a fine piece of writing lickety split I'm urged to inflict my perverse and cordial desires upon it Served. It's a common misconception that 'freestyles' are composed completely on the spot. That's not really accurate. Freestyles are most generally (especially with battles) a combination of written/memorized injected with topical relevant lines referring to your opposition and their lyrics. Considering the nature of doing this on a thread there is nothing stopping anyone from working on something for a bit (as there would always be the "i got busy doing other things excuse"). What could be done though is that rhymes could be more like yours which targets someone specifically and incorporates things he/she said into it (a little) and audio would show the difference between being able to write the lyrics and actually spitting them. I'm seriously considering doing the audio, and would love Nina to do hers. Or if she aint down I might try haha.. | ||
WarSame
Canada1950 Posts
I can write like this You can write like that I can write a diss And you smell like piss The rhyme scheme isn't that common of one(common ones being AABB, ABAB, ABAC, etc. whereas this is ABAA). Originally, this is how most freestyles were. Over time it came to be more on-the-spot. If you've ever tried on the spot rapping you know it's hard as shit to be decent at, so most raps became either recycling written raps, pretending that you're freestyling and using a written, or getting destroyed by anyone doing the other 2 things. If you want to do audio feel free, but it will make the barrier for competition a lot higher(need the setup, need to be able to rap, need to take the time to record) which may change the nature of the thread. It would also need us to gather some multipurpose beats to be used repeatedly or go acapella. Finally, it will help in that it would force people to clean up their rhymes to make it actually work. Some raps look decent when written, but when spit they sound like shit. EDIT: Also, GreenHorizons, love the rhymes. Some of it's not good but most of it is gold. | ||
Ty2
United States1430 Posts
Some raps look decent when written, but when spit they sound like shit. woah......mine sounds terrible | ||
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TelecoM
United States10583 Posts
I still say if none of you will get on a webcam and spit a freestyle to a beat and let it all come off the top of your head, you are a lame. And have no idea how to really freestyle / or what it is in the first place.....Smoke an L, Drink a beer, be sober if you want to who gives a shit, spit a freestyle, do some cyphers, do it all off the top of the dome. If anyone here even thinks that typing is freestyling, you have never really freestyled lol | ||
GreenHorizons
United States21782 Posts
On August 16 2014 14:26 GGzerG wrote: The thing is that none of you could get on a webcam, and actually spit a freestyle off the top of your head as it came along, and flow with it, so yes this is absolutely pointless. It is true that freestyling is a compilation of memorized rhymes, ect.... but sitting infront of a keyboard and TYPING and thinking its FREESTYLING is not true at all.... its called writing...and quite possibly the worst form of poetry I have ever witnessed.... I still say if none of you will get on a webcam and spit a freestyle to a beat and let it all come off the top of your head, you are a lame. And have no idea how to really freestyle / or what it is in the first place.....Smoke an L, Drink a beer, be sober if you want to who gives a shit, spit a freestyle, do some cyphers, do it all off the top of the dome. If anyone here even thinks that typing is freestyling, you have never really freestyled lol Well considering you aren't doing shit but whining and talking about what everyone isn't doing, maybe you should show us what you mean? Unless of course you just came here to hate, in which case "Hi Hater!" Like was already said there would be no way to verify whether it was 'off the top of the head' or not. So asking for such is just ignorant. I don't think anyone here is claiming what they are doing is a cypher style verse. I am pretty sure the OP didn't even really know what freestyling or battling was. I think the most practical thing is to do written battles, obviously more credit would be given for the speed of the response (this would only be relevant if people agreed to a set battle time) and how relevant the rhymes were to the preceding piece. I personally would be willing to do an audio battle, I personally think the lines are way better when the artists have time to write them so I'd like to do something like that. I'd be willing to take on any challengers beat or no beat, whatever audio programs one wants to use (I'm not trying to lay a full track though). To show kind of how it could be done with windows sound recorder acapella I just did the last piece I wrote a few posts ago and posted it on a free easy site. DISCLAIMER: + Show Spoiler + It's just a single take (which I think is more genuine). Although it's hard to get some good material and nail it all right away (I didn't, nor do many major recording artists) So a transcription is helpful I think even if it's not precise. Anyway here's the audio of mine... I know I messed up but I ain't going to bother recording something super clean if no one is going to step up. Also You might hear some Seahawks stomping out some bitch ass Chargers in the background ;P AUDIO: http://yourlisten.com/GreenHorizons/get-wrekt-nina IN RESPONSE TO: + Show Spoiler + I wrote this naked, barefoot, pregnant over a hot stove in the kitchen Rippin' the stitches from my lips to spit this shit so motherfucker listen How you gonna claim to bury me When I exercise electric shock therapy carelessly I don't even care who likes me or is scared of me I can never be embarrassed thrown off the terrace I'm a rarity You're a fairy perishing from the utter and complete hilarity I'm a Russian bear tearing to see through you like perfect clarity You just don't want saddle up and battle me Slit your breadbox to spaghetti, rocked by machete steadily shredding you to casualities You're running through the woods from a man covered in peanut butter with peanut allergies There's no way to salvage any of your whack-ass metaphors or analogies You say you fuck hoes and gals but fuck you cuz I fuck the whole galaxies Everything you say about your rap phallus is full of holes and fallacies I got the wisdom of sages, it's advantageous Through bloody pages I break out of mazes In amazement, I take victory in boxes and cases Voracious eater of emcees defacing the faceless I'm so sick it's contagious germ invasion of ages Take all your bases in the wages of wars between battle mages rattle cages, the spot in your mind is vacant and spacious Totally baseless, all of your cases, made it Johny Cochran outrageous Duel of fates switching the gauges, getting served by the waitress Don't patronize me, it's tasteless, like wine without grapes oh gracious rip off all your faces like grains left with no trace by groups of cicadas Take over hell on Satan's hiatus just to make you feel pain like a sadist Somewhere in the musical maze you must've lost yourself You should just make like Robin Williams and just off yourself (Loose)Transcript: + Show Spoiler + Well I was gunna come back wit some basic ass shit like, Flow trenched, yo sick, got you all out of Pocket Get wrenched, on this dick, you pathetic socket! Ho! Know your role! You’re just a handy man’s tool This slut sits at her desk on an upside-down stool But clearly that wouldn't cut it, I opened the door like a portal so now imma go GLaDOS and shut it. I'll shred every one of your atoms like the Hadron collider, slap your mom wit a brick before I cum insid' er Drag your drunk, barefoot, pregnant ass, out in the street, smash the lit ciggerete through your teeth Snatch your bitchass electrodes, let you shock your own ignorant ass, carelessly…. so pay attention... You know I ain’t nevva scared, but you prolly are a bear a peanut butter covered hairy dude , still wearing shit stained superhero underwear Claiming victory already? That was only round one Im steady ropin' my dope, and I aint even close to being done. Lyrical ballistics, sadistic, when I spit shit, sick shit, ‘shit too thick for your ya stank ass! bitch’ shit That diarrhea of the mouth ‘you can’t pinch-off’ bitch You wanna try ME?! Pleasee..... You’re taking over Hell? Well, I needed a vacation Shoulda left Robin outta this cuz now your tryin my patients. I'm patchin adams apple after ripping out your throat If you doubt my fire bitch, you'll be dreaming on a boat No respect, just droppin him one line to stay topical, allow me to straighten up your opticals Robin’s one of the best the scene has ever seen, too soon for the suicide lines, unless you want to be first… nawwhattamean? If that’s the case I’d be happy to assist you, Stand face to face, slap your daddy then diss you Wit Kevorkian rhymes, I’m a lyrical suicide Pippen Show up to Trailer Town, smack you around, make your baby daddy start trippin’ Push your fat ass over, film it, make a new reality show called 'Cow Tippin' Go Gordian on your guts, rain sulfer like Gomorrah The wrath of God in this bitch! My Dick's so classy, it wears a fedora | ||
JieXian
Malaysia4677 Posts
On August 16 2014 10:37 GreenHorizons wrote: I'll see how you do with that. I'm almost positive your last post was like 95%+ pre-written. The lyrics were dope, they just had nothing to do with any of the other battlers. A good battle rap blends as much of the opponants rhymes in as possible. My verdict: Sick rhymes, terrible battle response. Would of been a good opener though ;P PS: The length of that was just ridiculous. A typical battle round is between 30-90 seconds that was several minutes worth of shit. Considering you responded with that in an hour I'd expect to see you shred this last piece beyond recognition if you are actually battling and not just posting written's? -______- Yes, it's true that it was very very long, but it was definitely related to what you wrote. My verdict: Good-Okay rhymes and battle response (boring and cliché at times but there's some good and okay ones). I can't write like that but won't be proud even if I could. Basically, you got owned so bad you couldn't get the fact You chose to cajole yourself with an illusion conjured from your delusion. | ||
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Canada10343 Posts
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puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
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GreenHorizons
United States21782 Posts
On August 16 2014 18:28 puppykiller wrote: I can do this. What did you record with? Just the stock windows sound recorder oh and logitec 230 headset nothing fancy. | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
Also, just to clear a few things up: I wrote and posted the longer verses the day after I got the response from Green. Incidentally, after I finished the first one, I kept getting more ideas, so I kept writing for a few hours afterward, and then a bit the day after. About the topic of "freestyle": I would definitely go way over my time limit in an actual battle. People would be like "Fuck this" and just start going home. I really enjoy hip-hop though, and it's a big part of my life, even though I'm not really a rapper, much like Mr. DeShawn Raw. While I can do topical stuff, I prefer to do it like "Okay, you wrote something that's really dope, well, here's something better." because that verse from Green was good, and I listened to the audio clip, and that was good. | ||
Ty2
United States1430 Posts
On August 16 2014 15:21 GreenHorizons wrote: Well considering you aren't doing shit but whining and talking about what everyone isn't doing, maybe you should show us what you mean? Unless of course you just came here to hate, in which case "Hi Hater!" Like was already said there would be no way to verify whether it was 'off the top of the head' or not. So asking for such is just ignorant. I don't think anyone here is claiming what they are doing is a cypher style verse. I am pretty sure the OP didn't even really know what freestyling or battling was. I think the most practical thing is to do written battles, obviously more credit would be given for the speed of the response (this would only be relevant if people agreed to a set battle time) and how relevant the rhymes were to the preceding piece. I personally would be willing to do an audio battle, I personally think the lines are way better when the artists have time to write them so I'd like to do something like that. I'd be willing to take on any challengers beat or no beat, whatever audio programs one wants to use (I'm not trying to lay a full track though). To show kind of how it could be done with windows sound recorder acapella I just did the last piece I wrote a few posts ago and posted it on a free easy site. DISCLAIMER: + Show Spoiler + It's just a single take (which I think is more genuine). Although it's hard to get some good material and nail it all right away (I didn't, nor do many major recording artists) So a transcription is helpful I think even if it's not precise. Anyway here's the audio of mine... I know I messed up but I ain't going to bother recording something super clean if no one is going to step up. Also You might hear some Seahawks stomping out some bitch ass Chargers in the background ;P AUDIO: http://yourlisten.com/GreenHorizons/get-wrekt-nina IN RESPONSE TO: + Show Spoiler + I wrote this naked, barefoot, pregnant over a hot stove in the kitchen Rippin' the stitches from my lips to spit this shit so motherfucker listen How you gonna claim to bury me When I exercise electric shock therapy carelessly I don't even care who likes me or is scared of me I can never be embarrassed thrown off the terrace I'm a rarity You're a fairy perishing from the utter and complete hilarity I'm a Russian bear tearing to see through you like perfect clarity You just don't want saddle up and battle me Slit your breadbox to spaghetti, rocked by machete steadily shredding you to casualities You're running through the woods from a man covered in peanut butter with peanut allergies There's no way to salvage any of your whack-ass metaphors or analogies You say you fuck hoes and gals but fuck you cuz I fuck the whole galaxies Everything you say about your rap phallus is full of holes and fallacies I got the wisdom of sages, it's advantageous Through bloody pages I break out of mazes In amazement, I take victory in boxes and cases Voracious eater of emcees defacing the faceless I'm so sick it's contagious germ invasion of ages Take all your bases in the wages of wars between battle mages rattle cages, the spot in your mind is vacant and spacious Totally baseless, all of your cases, made it Johny Cochran outrageous Duel of fates switching the gauges, getting served by the waitress Don't patronize me, it's tasteless, like wine without grapes oh gracious rip off all your faces like grains left with no trace by groups of cicadas Take over hell on Satan's hiatus just to make you feel pain like a sadist Somewhere in the musical maze you must've lost yourself You should just make like Robin Williams and just off yourself (Loose)Transcript: + Show Spoiler + Well I was gunna come back wit some basic ass shit like, Flow trenched, yo sick, got you all out of Pocket Get wrenched, on this dick, you pathetic socket! Ho! Know your role! You’re just a handy man’s tool This slut sits at her desk on an upside-down stool But clearly that wouldn't cut it, I opened the door like a portal so now imma go GLaDOS and shut it. I'll shred every one of your atoms like the Hadron collider, slap your mom wit a brick before I cum insid' er Drag your drunk, barefoot, pregnant ass, out in the street, smash the lit ciggerete through your teeth Snatch your bitchass electrodes, let you shock your own ignorant ass, carelessly…. so pay attention... You know I ain’t nevva scared, but you prolly are a bear a peanut butter covered hairy dude , still wearing shit stained superhero underwear Claiming victory already? That was only round one Im steady ropin' my dope, and I aint even close to being done. Lyrical ballistics, sadistic, when I spit shit, sick shit, ‘shit too thick for your ya stank ass! bitch’ shit That diarrhea of the mouth ‘you can’t pinch-off’ bitch You wanna try ME?! Pleasee..... You’re taking over Hell? Well, I needed a vacation Shoulda left Robin outta this cuz now your tryin my patients. I'm patchin adams apple after ripping out your throat If you doubt my fire bitch, you'll be dreaming on a boat No respect, just droppin him one line to stay topical, allow me to straighten up your opticals Robin’s one of the best the scene has ever seen, too soon for the suicide lines, unless you want to be first… nawwhattamean? If that’s the case I’d be happy to assist you, Stand face to face, slap your daddy then diss you Wit Kevorkian rhymes, I’m a lyrical suicide Pippen Show up to Trailer Town, smack you around, make your baby daddy start trippin’ Push your fat ass over, film it, make a new reality show called 'Cow Tippin' Go Gordian on your guts, rain sulfer like Gomorrah The wrath of God in this bitch! My Dick's so classy, it wears a fedora Hey, I'm surprised you actually did it instead of just talk about it! I like the audio btw very rugged. | ||
GreenHorizons
United States21782 Posts
On August 16 2014 23:48 Ty2 wrote: Hey, I'm surprised you actually did it instead of just talk about it! I like the audio btw very rugged. Cool I appreciate the feedback. Yeah Nina I heard the circle yelling "Time... TIME!!!!" when I was trying to rap your lyrics in my head haha ;P I don't hang out with my rapping friends very much anymore so it's fun to mess around with it a little. | ||
JamesMighty
United States6 Posts
That actually gives my next rhymes some hope. (Sorry, that was just too obvious) But seriously I'd be up for some freestyle over Skype or something to prove I have some skills. EDIT: Just read through Nina's last verse...no way in hell anyone can freestyle that (believe me, I tried) | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
On August 18 2014 13:23 JamesMighty wrote: EDIT: Just read through Nina's last verse...no way in hell anyone can freestyle that (believe me, I tried) It would only be impossible for a normal person. | ||
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ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
On August 18 2014 13:23 JamesMighty wrote: But seriously I'd be up for some freestyle over Skype We should all get on skype, that might be fun. o.o | ||
EndingLife
United States1558 Posts
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GreenHorizons
United States21782 Posts
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puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
Add me: maxhastifriedman | ||
WarSame
Canada1950 Posts
Nina - the shit you just spat was bizarre Only made it so far before TL;DR Just the readthrough took the third age Calm down, you don't get cash per page Sit back to avoid the pain Drink a pina and get caught in the rain You done good kid but it's past your time This little light o' mine - Imma let it shine Hay reel this is a class on rap phonetics Give it up, it ain't alphabet aerobics Did your hand get tired of flipping the dictionary? Good, because your rhymes were imaginary Read up on books instead of rap battling Only thing worse than spelling was formatting You sat back, thinking your spitting was swerve Go a few more letters for the mark you deserve GreenHorizons A fedora? Last I heard that was for neckbeards Don't worry though, yours wears a bowler Last year the doctor told you what you feared It is similar to Churchill, but a little bit older Head like a boulder, length - is it colder? On the social scene it's a big blip A rare sight like a solar eclipse No one's seen it since you gained fifty pounds And you hid it after the rumors went around Anyway, we're not here about your teensy penis I'm here to take you out to the cleaners You're doing alright in this rap game But the ring is getting a new name - WarSame For the rest of you Imma leave it be At no man but NoMaN better than me | ||
WarSame
Canada1950 Posts
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ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
AFTER I TOOK THE DICTIONARY AND WIPED MY ASS WITH IT You took a simple rhyme, okay, but you're still trash with it Don't try to make any cash with it cuz you are not fast-witted All retards can say is "It's too long, it's just too long and too hard, and my ass can't take it" Then comeback with some crap that's so basic that pixels are wasted to show case it I would advise you to think harder about your rhymes and less about Green's penis You aren't even an infant, so I'll punt a fetus to Venus even if it seems fiendish I hope you're ready for your rhymes to get dissected, but you seem squeamish You never even seen a czarina like me and if you think you're gonna stomp on the scene uh... keep dreaming, genius | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
On August 20 2014 12:53 WarSame wrote: Also, I think it might be better if we avoided unnecessary profanity. Most of the time it just comes from laziness and filling in syllable counts. It's only good if you can't restructure your rhyme to work without it. Fuck that shit. | ||
_-NoMaN-_
Canada250 Posts
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WarSame
Canada1950 Posts
On August 20 2014 13:04 ninazerg wrote: I take the English language and take you task with it AFTER I TOOK THE DICTIONARY AND WIPED MY ASS WITH IT You took a simple rhyme, okay, but you're still trash with it Don't try to make any cash with it cuz you are not fast-witted All retards can say is "It's too long, it's just too long and too hard, and my ass can't take it" Then comeback with some crap that's so basic that pixels are wasted to show case it I would advise you to think harder about your rhymes and less about Green's penis You aren't even an infant, so I'll punt a fetus to Venus even if it seems fiendish I hope you're ready for your rhymes to get dissected, but you seem squeamish You never even seen a czarina like me and if you think you're gonna stomp on the scene uh... keep dreaming, genius I'm not gonna stomp the scene, I know what my place is As fun as this romp has been, I'm done with the paces Nina, please. You can't dissect these kinetic dialectics I told you protect your neck but now you need to get hectic Believe this - I'm not a fetus but six million super sperm You missed the warning, I'm swarming to nest in your perm Green's penis ain't important, but if you get a layup, take it Since you've got no talent, fake it The problem is your dad saw a baby and thought, shake it Your rap lacks are laid bare naked This shit ain't basic, it's acidic It shows because you cry when I spit it There's a saying that brevity is the soul of wit That's why you had five pages of being a twit The rest, I won't bother, I've paid in full You don't battle rap, you cattle fap Your rhymes are a load of bull EDIT: Also, NoMaN can you get back in on this? Nina and Green are pretty good, but yours were my favourite to read. | ||
GreenHorizons
United States21782 Posts
On August 20 2014 14:38 WarSame wrote: I'm not gonna stomp the scene, I know what my place is As fun as this romp has been, I'm done with the paces Nina, please. You can't dissect these kinetic dialectics I told you protect your neck but now you need to get hectic Believe this - I'm not a fetus but six million super sperm You missed the warning, I'm swarming to nest in your perm Green's penis ain't important, but if you get a layup, take it Since you've got no talent, fake it The problem is your dad saw a baby and thought, shake it Your rap lacks are laid bare naked This shit ain't basic, it's acidic It shows because you cry when I spit it There's a saying that brevity is the soul of wit That's why you had five pages of being a twit The rest, I won't bother, I've paid in full You don't battle rap, you cattle fap Your rhymes are a load of bull EDIT: Also, NoMaN can you get back in on this? Nina and Green are pretty good, but yours were my favourite to read. First thing's first Warsame, your style is counterfeit Typical this battle would be juust like your girlfriend No matter how hard you try, you can't keep my dick out of it You wan't to claim the ring and tag it wit yo name Like I'd be complicit, wit the illicit, desecration of my lane? Sit back, retract, give my belt to some new lame some geriatric, sad trick, already circling the drain? NO! If people are crying when you spit, it's because your rhymes are sad Like when that three legged puppy, shit on your mom's bed, and got kicked by your dad Then, when, you went after him, to save it, your mom beat your ass, and told you to "behave bitch!"? You sat in the corner, and cried, like, "why she gotta be so mean" It was preperation, for your station, as a bitch like that trick, ZergGG Pretty good? Compared to you, we are gods I guess I can give you credit for challenging the odds But my prediction for this victim is total annihilation You're a middle school nerd bitch, you don't want this confrontation | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
On August 20 2014 14:38 WarSame wrote: I'm not gonna stomp the scene, I know what my place is As fun as this romp has been, I'm done with the paces Nina, please. You can't dissect these kinetic dialectics I told you protect your neck but now you need to get hectic Believe this - I'm not a fetus but six million super sperm You missed the warning, I'm swarming to nest in your perm Green's penis ain't important, but if you get a layup, take it Since you've got no talent, fake it The problem is your dad saw a baby and thought, shake it Your rap lacks are laid bare naked This shit ain't basic, it's acidic It shows because you cry when I spit it There's a saying that brevity is the soul of wit That's why you had five pages of being a twit The rest, I won't bother, I've paid in full You don't battle rap, you cattle fap Your rhymes are a load of bull EDIT: Also, NoMaN can you get back in on this? Nina and Green are pretty good, but yours were my favourite to read. My rhymes are bull, yours are bear, baron of barren wastelands laid bare These fucking rappers all say the same shit just to see how they fare Your first set of rhymes are bad, this one's like a sequel to Daddy Daycare This ain't 8-mile, this is 3-mile, wait for radioactive waste decay here Chop you up like an onion, but only cry because your rhymes suck So if you want to be a cum stain, you'd be a cannibal and that's a mindfuck So eat me, you're already trying to grill me like silly until I'm scorching Stick a fork in my sore skin while it's warpin' like your mind high on endorphins Take your mouth, stick a cork in, take your rhymes, stick a fucking sword in I grab the mic, it's torching while I'm taking words with torque and morphing them into contortions Break the poor porcelain, forcin' my way into the world like the four horsemen Twist your torso into a misfortune abortion corpse while my words of war are pouring Holy places are unsafe from unholy rage, nothing can save you, not even earning heaven's grace You must be an asshole, because all you produce is shit like the jerky you jerks' rectums lays Like the chickenshit you are, but still you come up short like an imperfect eleven eggs And I don't want to hear about brevity from that English faggot who wrote thirty-seven plays You better edit those kinetic dialectics before they get shredded like lettuce Stick you poor wretches in a crevasse so nobody can pull you out with dredges I'm just a menace with a foot fetish because I jump off the wall and kick you like Pettis Slice up a nexus with pure zealots while reading Reddit sketches of people headless While you're such a cornball, you're basically a tamale, meat rolled in a corn husk And that's a-maize-ing, stalker predecessor, you forgot your bicycle helmet on the short bus You poor schmuck, thinking you're actually at sea world riding orcas and a porpoise Uppercut put your mind into orbit, so the odds of beating me are astronomical and unrealistic like porn fucks And since you know where your place is, I'm ready to start stomping faces steel-toe lesbian boot with no laces, carrying a crate of paper mache, a romping sadist So again quit mentioning GreenHorizon's dick, or you can message him, go on your date Or quit riding NoMaN's before it makes like a microwave potato and explodes in your face | ||
GreenHorizons
United States21782 Posts
While you're such a cornball, you're basically a tamale, meat rolled in a corn husk And that's a-maize-ing HahahahahahHAhaaha Good luck Warsame... | ||
_-NoMaN-_
Canada250 Posts
queen of phrase, taking names, crush like elephant; here's peanuts please just leave my piece of tender meat be i need it i ain't beastly i'm a wee-green-stream-dwelling-freak, meek and teeth-less | ||
Gosi
Sweden9072 Posts
I own a pool, I am cool and I don't even go to school That fat around your waist, that fat around your face, it all makes you real easy to chase. I will roll you like a ball, bounce you against the wall Shoot you thru the hoop and smear your face with poop Your knees are bended, you're offended and you're life is ended. Served by #tl.dota2 ヽ(⌐■_■)ノ | ||
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WarSame
Canada1950 Posts
I just got back from another, me and your mums My bad, that wasn't just me, all the peeps came to see And seeing wasn't all they came for, know what I mean? Enough about trailer park hoes, this round is my side Sit, squirm and abide, I'll take you on a wild ride Call me Mr. Bones, this one you'll not survive Get the rap jones, commit lyrical suicide On August 20 2014 15:34 GreenHorizons wrote: First thing's first Warsame, your style is counterfeit Typical this battle would be juust like your girlfriend No matter how hard you try, you can't keep my dick out of it You wan't to claim the ring and tag it wit yo name Like I'd be complicit, wit the illicit, desecration of my lane? Sit back, retract, give my belt to some new lame some geriatric, sad trick, already circling the drain? NO! If people are crying when you spit, it's because your rhymes are sad Like when that three legged puppy, shit on your mom's bed, and got kicked by your dad Then, when, you went after him, to save it, your mom beat your ass, and told you to "behave bitch!"? You sat in the corner, and cried, like, "why she gotta be so mean" It was preperation, for your station, as a bitch like that trick, ZergGG Pretty good? Compared to you, we are gods I guess I can give you credit for challenging the odds But my prediction for this victim is total annihilation You're a middle school nerd bitch, you don't want this confrontation Your skills, dick and my girlfriend have one thing in common You brag about them, but they're non-existent This wasn't a battle before, just you and Nina bummin' My cool stunnin lyrical cunning will send you running It's Medieval Two: Total Warfare Captain vs. Faction Leader and Heir No night attack, just laying a smack Leave you with no nose and eyes black I've already got the ring, listen to what I'm sayin' You were asleep, I came in and went super saiyan Ready for a shock? Look in the box, what you gonna do? I'm Peter Quilling this, made you my Yondu Going to devour you like a plate of fondue Middle school? Haven't been there since I was three Got through it quicker than girls pass you over You gotta lift that weight I put upon your shoulder Confrontation with your problems will set you free On August 20 2014 15:50 ninazerg wrote: My rhymes are bull, yours are bear, baron of barren wastelands laid bare These fucking rappers all say the same shit just to see how they fare Your first set of rhymes are bad, this one's like a sequel to Daddy Daycare This ain't 8-mile, this is 3-mile, wait for radioactive waste decay here Chop you up like an onion, but only cry because your rhymes suck So if you want to be a cum stain, you'd be a cannibal and that's a mindfuck So eat me, you're already trying to grill me like silly until I'm scorching Stick a fork in my sore skin while it's warpin' like your mind high on endorphins Take your mouth, stick a cork in, take your rhymes, stick a fucking sword in I grab the mic, it's torching while I'm taking words with torque and morphing them into contortions Break the poor porcelain, forcin' my way into the world like the four horsemen Twist your torso into a misfortune abortion corpse while my words of war are pouring Holy places are unsafe from unholy rage, nothing can save you, not even earning heaven's grace You must be an asshole, because all you produce is shit like the jerky you jerks' rectums lays Like the chickenshit you are, but still you come up short like an imperfect eleven eggs And I don't want to hear about brevity from that English faggot who wrote thirty-seven plays You better edit those kinetic dialectics before they get shredded like lettuce Stick you poor wretches in a crevasse so nobody can pull you out with dredges I'm just a menace with a foot fetish because I jump off the wall and kick you like Pettis Slice up a nexus with pure zealots while reading Reddit sketches of people headless While you're such a cornball, you're basically a tamale, meat rolled in a corn husk And that's a-maize-ing, stalker predecessor, you forgot your bicycle helmet on the short bus You poor schmuck, thinking you're actually at sea world riding orcas and a porpoise Uppercut put your mind into orbit, so the odds of beating me are astronomical and unrealistic like porn fucks And since you know where your place is, I'm ready to start stomping faces steel-toe lesbian boot with no laces, carrying a crate of paper mache, a romping sadist So again quit mentioning GreenHorizon's dick, or you can message him, go on your date Or quit riding NoMaN's before it makes like a microwave potato and explodes in your face You sure you're a lesbian? You keep bringing up Greenie's teeny weenie I'm sure you're a has-been, groupie like a little pre-teenie I mentioned it once, then the topic was neckered It deserved 3 verses, as does any Guinness record You went homo for lower standards, needed some hanky-panky You're not Iggy, you've got no hits and you're far from Fancy You're a pretender butt-pirate, penis jealousy your rap figures Left hanging half the time, fully irate, no "scissor me timbers" Round the fire of love you're in a corner, alone with shivers I'm a cum-stain, no cannibal, tactical genius, next Hannibal You're a fan of peanut butter, a canine and play time Like a realistic Babe you've got my pity For your shitty rhymes, your verbal paucity Game recognize game, Grandma, you kinda unfamiliar right now Oh, I've mastered your kind before, in a pasture with the cows It shows why you don't recognize the skill of Shakespeare And you don't realize that you shouldn't still be here Worst of all is you getting a gun-on for run-on verses Keep it up and you'll put copy editors in their hearses Take the time from sprayin' em and the space from your cranium Space out your shit a little, maybe people would start to read 'em I've had enough of this little show, I'm down to join Mephisto We've got a blast lined up with Faust, opening a little cafe The only shot you've got of headlining is if you bring a pistol I've beaten you on the mic, bring it and I'll beat with a bristle | ||
puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
I emp auir to nap whole eons when the ghost shoots. When I Rome through with sc2 chobo troops. Showboat proof that creatively assembled letters cloak and a move (C,A). | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
On August 21 2014 06:37 Gosi wrote: Nina you're a fool and whats up with the drool? I own a pool, I am cool and I don't even go to school That fat around your waist, that fat around your face, it all makes you real easy to chase. I will roll you like a ball, bounce you against the wall Shoot you thru the hoop and smear your face with poop Your knees are bended, you're offended and you're life is ended. Served by #tl.dota2 ヽ(⌐■_■)ノ I have no answer to this, my whole career is rekt gg | ||
_-NoMaN-_
Canada250 Posts
Here's the text: i pack an anti-whack-rap arsenal; you're marginal my weapons hit hard; target you, you crew and all you're partial to ain't hard to prove; just do or lose, that's cardinal i'm far from poor, got bank vaults full of verbal capital so what's half of two? a pun for what i've done (i've won)... i'm masterful Basic math aside i'l blast a fool, switch fast to inside tracks i smash flat stragglers, i strangle nerds, bitches butt-hurt cause their asses full, it's farcical i'l parse your verse; talk hard get served ice cold, like popsicles. | ||
WarSame
Canada1950 Posts
EDIT: For inspiration, here's a freestyle battle from 10 pages ago: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K3SPvu6DVg | ||
_-NoMaN-_
Canada250 Posts
real until you spit it when its written shit gets left in and inserted by clumsy wording so pick a BPM pre-pen, then surf it but don't subvert it a surfeit of nervous blurting serves only to signify curtains | ||
puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
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WarSame
Canada1950 Posts
On August 21 2014 12:43 _-NoMaN-_ wrote: you gotta admit that shit ain't real until you spit it when its written shit gets left in and inserted by clumsy wording so pick a BPM pre-pen, then surf it but don't subvert it a surfeit of nervous blurting serves only to signify curtains If you're free-styling multiple beats give multiple types of wilding Toss on a beat tape and start chillin like a villain, or a Phaoroah Switch artists or eras to find what you're looking for, fit your feeling My favourite was Special Herbs, cause MF DOOM is my hero He's more for the sess, for a good mood check out Nujabes It'd be a blunder if you don't get your ears onto 9th Wonder I can't think of too many more great instrumental hip hop acts off the top of my head. RJD2 is great, but not for this, Kanye doesn't give out instrumentals, AOTP could be something for a hard hitting rap. Anyone else feel free to toss in suggestions. I'd love to hear more. | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
On August 21 2014 12:54 puppykiller wrote: I'll raise your recorded an improvised. I fold, I'm not good at doing shit off the top. I will rap for you some stuff I wrote though. I don't know what to say about that WarSame verse. It practically disses itself. | ||
WarSame
Canada1950 Posts
I made it rhyme cause stars were made to shine Pray to the Gods, those that are beat-wise blest Kneel at their shrine, pay homage to the divine | ||
_-NoMaN-_
Canada250 Posts
Here's the verse from a few pages back. had to rewrite a good bit of it, flowed like thick shit when i tried to spit it lol. https://soundcloud.com/noman-17/mars P.S i also cant improvise for shit, i'm pretty sure you have to be black for that | ||
Ty2
United States1430 Posts
Saying whack saying expletives erroneously erratically oh not so dramatically Copying mindlessly a chaotic morasses immensity losing track of the originals Masses entranced at a glance careen eyes slow as molasses gracefulness devoid destroying lyricists such a tragedy | ||
_-NoMaN-_
Canada250 Posts
On August 22 2014 12:43 Ty2 wrote: Simpleminded simians speaking words unoriginal you simple minded aboriginals Saying whack saying expletives erroneously erratically oh not so dramatically Copying mindlessly a chaotic morasses immensity losing track of the originals Masses entranced at a glance careen eyes slow as molasses gracefulness devoid destroying lyricists such a tragedy not bad but you used simpleminded twice in the first line its like you kidnap words at knife-point and are forcing them to rhyme its a bit of a do to try and keep your flow in time so don't quit your day job, you might resort to a life of crime for emphasis: https://soundcloud.com/noman-17/not-bad | ||
_-NoMaN-_
Canada250 Posts
just take it and basket case it, down the staircase and over the banister railing same as it takes an age to learn a jazz routine but on the stage you break the cage and you may take flight; you're free https://soundcloud.com/noman-17/break-it | ||
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United States1430 Posts
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WarSame
Canada1950 Posts
Ty, you complain about unoriginal words but you repeat yours a couple of times each, obviously. You can repeat words, but it has to work in the rapping. You can't just rhyme quarterback with quarterback. | ||
dRaW
Canada5744 Posts
Draw out | ||
GreenHorizons
United States21782 Posts
On August 22 2014 12:43 Ty2 wrote: Simpleminded simians speaking words unoriginal you simple minded aboriginals Saying whack saying expletives erroneously erratically oh not so dramatically Copying mindlessly a chaotic morasses immensity losing track of the originals Masses entranced at a glance careen eyes slow as molasses gracefulness devoid destroying lyricists such a tragedy The only dramatic tragedy I see... Is this poor excuse for an MC Saying, saying, simpleminded, simpleminded, original, unoriginal Rhythmless nerd, rhymes like that should be unforgivable Insert some random words here with a few extra syllables I should charge you for these lessons But I'll give you this one free, the rest, they'll be billable. **nods** Don't worry, I'll devastate you soon WarSame I just couldn't stand to look at this lame claimin he's destroying lyricists, come on now really? Someone had to lay that trick out.....Sealy | ||
_-NoMaN-_
Canada250 Posts
On August 22 2014 13:41 WarSame wrote: NoMan, on the first one, you can switch to "Force them to rhyme" or something to help even out your syllable counts. Your second one just has a bit of a rhyming problem all around, but it is freestyle. Ty, you complain about unoriginal words but you repeat yours a couple of times each, obviously. You can repeat words, but it has to work in the rapping. You can't just rhyme quarterback with quarterback. yea like i said, im pretty bad at 'freestyle' xD | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
On August 22 2014 14:32 _-NoMaN-_ wrote: yea like i said, im pretty bad at 'freestyle' xD Syllable counts don't mean shit when you're doing a freestyle, that's why it's a freestyle. You could say something like: Hi. I'll bounce you off the ground like a basketball on a trampoline with rocket fuel into the sky. Additionally, you can stay on beat if you change tempo, so even if you've written something that's not an equal number of syllables, it can still work and sound good. Most hip-hop beats don't have an even number of counts in each drum sequence, and will look something like this: 1 2 3 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 1 2 3 4 5 Here's a verse from Eminem's Rap God: So you'll be Thor and I'll be Odin [8 syllables] You rodent, I'm omnipotent [8] Let off then I'm reloading [7] Immediately with these bombs I'm totin' [10] And I should not be woken [7] I'm the walking dead [5] But I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating [12] But I got your mom deep throating [8] So there are a total of 8 lines 65 syllables The way Eminem makes this work out is to pronounce "immediately" as "'mediately", so it has an even number of syllables at the end of the sequence. So while it looks "pretty" to make your number of syllables in each bar look even on paper, it doesn't always work out very well when you sound it out, and this has a lot to do with which syllables and/or words you tend to emphasize, versus those you either slur or pronounce 'less'. This is why you'll hear and see the 'g' at the end of verbs removed, i.e.: "Rappin'" instead of "Rapping". If you do a completely unwritten freestyle, you will almost certainly not be on beat, which is why you'll hear people start off a freestyle verse slow, saying each word with a lot of emphasis, and then at some point, talking really fast to stay on beat. And it's not like they're scrambling to stay on beat or being sloppy, but they just hear the music and are used to being in synch with that pendulum. | ||
GreenHorizons
United States21782 Posts
On August 22 2014 17:24 ninazerg wrote: + Show Spoiler + Syllable counts don't mean shit when you're doing a freestyle, that's why it's a freestyle. You could say something like: Hi. I'll bounce you off the ground like a basketball on a trampoline with rocket fuel into the sky. Additionally, you can stay on beat if you change tempo, so even if you've written something that's not an equal number of syllables, it can still work and sound good. Most hip-hop beats don't have an even number of counts in each drum sequence, and will look something like this: 1 2 3 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 1 2 3 4 5 Here's a verse from Eminem's Rap God: So you'll be Thor and I'll be Odin [8 syllables] You rodent, I'm omnipotent [8] Let off then I'm reloading [7] Immediately with these bombs I'm totin' [10] And I should not be woken [7] I'm the walking dead [5] But I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating [12] But I got your mom deep throating [8] So there are a total of 8 lines 65 syllables The way Eminem makes this work out is to pronounce "immediately" as "'mediately", so it has an even number of syllables at the end of the sequence. So while it looks "pretty" to make your number of syllables in each bar look even on paper, it doesn't always work out very well when you sound it out, and this has a lot to do with which syllables and/or words you tend to emphasize, versus those you either slur or pronounce 'less'. This is why you'll hear and see the 'g' at the end of verbs removed, i.e.: "Rappin'" instead of "Rapping". If you do a completely unwritten freestyle, you will almost certainly not be on beat, which is why you'll hear people start off a freestyle verse slow, saying each word with a lot of emphasis, and then at some point, talking really fast to stay on beat. And it's not like they're scrambling to stay on beat or being sloppy, but they just hear the music and are used to being in synch with that pendulum. Yeah making fit anything on paper isn't really the point of Rap in any form (no offense to anyone). But the reality is when you start actually spitting something you wrote down you realize (hopefully) it could sound better by moving some stuff around or changing some emphasis or changing the tempo/rhythm. Continuing with Rap God -Eminem. Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated I make elevating music You make elevator music Not especially impressive on paper, then you hear him spit it.... For a 'Mainstream' artist Eminem is unbelievable. I bet anyone here could try to just imitate what he did there for hours/days/weeks/months and still not come close to sounding as clear at the pace he was spittin. (no offense again) That's what I'm sayin we are missing with the written's and why I might chew on some of nina's verses if she doesn't get some audio up soon ;P | ||
Wegandi
United States2455 Posts
On August 22 2014 18:49 GreenHorizons wrote: Yeah making fit anything on paper isn't really the point of Rap in any form (no offense to anyone). But the reality is when you start actually spitting something you wrote down you realize (hopefully) it could sound better by moving some stuff around or changing some emphasis or changing the tempo/rhythm. Continuing with Rap God -Eminem. Not especially impressive on paper, then you hear him spit it.... http://youtu.be/09bkG-7Vj2w?t=4m11s For a 'Mainstream' artist Eminem is unbelievable. I bet anyone here could try to just imitate what he did there for hours/days/weeks/months and still not come close to sounding as clear at the pace he was spittin. (no offense again) That's what I'm sayin we are missing with the written's and why I might chew on some of nina's verses if she doesn't get some audio up soon ;P Eminem is a bit overrated when it comes to 'speed'. People like Outsider and even Busta Rhymes are far better, and then for lyrics and message I don't think anyone beats K-Rino. | ||
puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
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Wegandi
United States2455 Posts
On August 22 2014 21:07 puppykiller wrote: K-Rino is my fave rapper omg. I've never met anyone else who liked him. + Show Spoiler + Best there is, and I'm not one to normally like rap :p | ||
GreenHorizons
United States21782 Posts
On August 22 2014 19:35 Wegandi wrote: + Show Spoiler + Eminem is a bit overrated when it comes to 'speed'. People like Outsider and even Busta Rhymes are far better, and then for lyrics and message I don't think anyone beats K-Rino. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVgI0KTc8Tc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tszmoICcGkc Well I did say 'mainstream' and delivery wise I would say Busta is also unreal. But message wise I have been feeling Hopsin lately But if you wanna talk you better be spittin some rhymes too. There's a different thread for general rap discussion. | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
On August 23 2014 03:52 GreenHorizons wrote: There's a different thread for general rap discussion. I hate that thread with a vengeance. I just go there and see like "Did you hear the new [insert crappy artist here] album? It's so good!" and then some replies "Yeah, that shit is dope." and I'm just like okay bye. | ||
puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
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ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
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Ty2
United States1430 Posts
I hope they didn't come with tax The shirt is patterned nice, man You're off the hook to the Max....Friedman | ||
WarSame
Canada1950 Posts
On August 23 2014 05:50 ninazerg wrote: I hate that thread with a vengeance. I just go there and see like "Did you hear the new [insert crappy artist here] album? It's so good!" and then some replies "Yeah, that shit is dope." and I'm just like okay bye. That thread is terrible, but the problem is that if we replace it with this thread then we've lost the freestyling thread. Green, it's hard to battle against you. There's not really a whole lot to go against from you. Your rhyming is decent to good, your subjects aren't really condemnable, and it's a stretch to try to insult anything you throw out. I'm having that trouble a lot, which is why I spent a while on the topic of your penis, and nina being a lesbian. And Max I loved that. It was amazing. | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
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WarSame
Canada1950 Posts
EDIT: Nina, your flow sounded great, but your enunciation was pretty poor, as you know. You may have been chirping me but I couldn't really tell. The only part I heard well was "I've got AIDS." | ||
_-NoMaN-_
Canada250 Posts
On August 23 2014 16:07 puppykiller wrote: Fine I take your recordings and raise you a video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0gjaE1VJl4&list=UU9TUFmP30G7ZBaTWlTiSr6A Dope as fuck, wow | ||
Ty2
United States1430 Posts
On August 22 2014 14:18 GreenHorizons wrote: The only dramatic tragedy I see... Is this poor excuse for an MC Saying, saying, simpleminded, simpleminded, original, unoriginal Rhythmless nerd, rhymes like that should be unforgivable Insert some random words here with a few extra syllables I should charge you for these lessons But I'll give you this one free, the rest, they'll be billable. **nods** Don't worry, I'll devastate you soon WarSame I just couldn't stand to look at this lame claimin he's destroying lyricists, come on now really? Someone had to lay that trick out.....Sealy The only dramatic tragedy I see... Is this poor excuse for an MC This statement is the epitome of hypocrisy Does your name happen to be Hippokrates? The holy trinity bestows upon me the powers of Jesus under the manger I'm a mad messiah The nonsense you spew is even more whack than the lyrics of Socrates, you're a starving pariah Words shat out by your mouth aren't caked with supremacy, no, worse, they're caked with mediocrity I chew your words like gum and spit them out like gruel Words of a saint, man, I'm not trying to be cruel Charging for lessons when you barely can stay cool? Talking to you is like being a priest taking a kid to school You stuttering, gotta suffocate, enunciate every 5 seconds, you gotta take a 2 hour break A rap battle is more than your illiterate ill perceiving mind can take I did it. Your head is baller ballistic Struggling to rhyme with two syllables that's what I call a lyricist who's sadistic The audience needs more, a finale ending to a beating you all better get ready and remember your seating This rap is about to have some closure, a forfeiture of grace for the finer feature Refined finesse, god bless, this is going to be the end prepare yourself for the ultimate beating War cries foretold, moments like these go untold, unsung in the lightest of the brightest of new ages Endless cycle of being the best, time to put an end to this, you better find a lyricist in the yellow pages My soul is more impassioned with dirt than your shoe sole Take cover, hold fire, there's gonna be a devastation so sudden so killer relentless a swarm's gonna overwhelm overrunning all of your senses This is gonna be so intense it's gonna pull out your menses Fire away my armor is titanium yours is as thick as your cranium Resistance be futile, one day I storm your cubicle, the next day I dissect your cuticle This is an epic aria, a war song sung at the highest of the mighty rung The mighty brass are too good to hear out your rhymes that compared to mine look like dung Praying to the gods forgive me for the unforgivable, unspeakable acts soon to unfold, what I'm gonna do to this fool is so god damning bold Heart towered over clouds a crimson powered lyricist linguistically dismantling a distinguished dissident as your phallus prunes up cold Raging on, battle cries yelled, hold you fire, don't retreat I repeat time to bring on the heat Soon enough there's a victory song on the bells that is rung as you limp away in piss stained pants gonna need to be wrung. Damn, what's that cat got your tongue? God like compositions leave you in the fetal position indignation is the definition of your philosophic procrastination you better beat it soon, first your heart cracks next it's gonna be your intractable exasperation Among us is a mortal mostly morose is his malignant mind marred by the massive mythic god Mars He came through man's portal and there he was defeated finally by a man untamed even by a demon's proposition. That man was Ty2, Ty2 so true, a god enlivened Nosferatu, an amalgamation artistically bombastically drastically altering the space time dimension known to all mortals masking the presence of an effervescent mortal being such as GreenHorizons Another man flawed, so ancient he should go back to the Amazons I'm the man. I did it. Drops the mic All comments are made in jest and are not meant to be personal. Edit: Yo. I know I stutter and it isn't perfect and yah I try to talk really fast at the cool parts but I fail and when I try to put emphasis on my P's at the beginning of the video it sounds like I'm spitting really hard, but yah. Don't give me none of that. Talk when you upload your own audio file. So yeh enjoy. | ||
WarSame
Canada1950 Posts
By the time people hear this we'll have evolved past ears I'm one in a million, step to me and I'll show you Darwinian I'll give you plenty of time if you promise to never rap again They call me Ty2, I typoed, it should have been Try2Hard If you ask me, I'm the number one bard, leaving you charred The diss is coming up, here's the diss, BLEAH, aww, you missed it You woulda pissed your britches if you had listened to my vicious shit-fit I think I'm a God, but can't see past my nose when I drop my glasses In the rap tree all I can see is asses, got no girl to give stage passes In the pantheon I'm the little lion, the pussy that gets sent off to Zion Come at me and I'll run cryin', most of my damage is through brine | ||
Ty2
United States1430 Posts
We love the world unity is forever Dude don't diss just to feel clever Living life at large upholding family values Life is like a bunch of eight ball cues You gather the love like a carefree dove Don't lose the eight balls, the elements of love Let's stop the hate and be like two Romeo's I'm a bard, I'm a serenader, a man of the Victorian let's be brohemeos. (combination of romeo and bro) You a Montague I'm a Capulet, together we make an awesome jammer My lyrics and your love together we unite like a hover hammer Feuding families, forever faint, let's put a stop to this and make it joyful Peace is my middle name I don't mean to be hurtful | ||
WarSame
Canada1950 Posts
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joeschmo
United States167 Posts
damn nina, some better equipment first, not sayin i have the greatest but if you tinker iwth the bells you can make it sound decent, nice writtens as always..peace | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
On September 02 2014 11:32 joeschmo wrote: https://soundcloud.com/tonyill/t1g damn nina, some better equipment first, not sayin i have the greatest but if you tinker iwth the bells you can make it sound decent, nice writtens as always..peace Actually, I almost forgot, but when you posted this it reminded me that I actually really liked this rap: + Show Spoiler + On July 28 2014 00:43 joeschmo wrote: yo i put down the dope, raps astound & smoke, heads unfound leads unsound wretch unbound & broke - piles of styles, boo you like the ghosts of a thousand owls on the loud speaker I part your clown keester you deliver the cheesy like foul pizza - talkin trash pal mouth bowel speaker - while i'm diamond levels shake the spine of devils u fake the rhyme & riddles i'm michael myers giggles - i just bought some plyers - pages of fires - sages & liars dreaded sword - flesh is scored - wack ncs get deaded for - think so highly of selves can't pick head from floor - break like bread & chores - coke, head & s'mores - i'm justice in terror more - villains fled, killed when read - anything i write is ill & raw - you never spit say it's really hard - i take ya suck trachea, lazers from alien - terminator burn a hater with the burger maker refer to vader i father you cobra commander in ya dinin room smack ya sector ratchet shredder - you got artillery up in ya rectum crack from lecture - this shit is wack as ever fast kitchen knife slice the wound sear back together - when u an ya bff get back together i be there with black & decker | ||
GreenHorizons
United States21782 Posts
On September 01 2014 11:31 Ty2 wrote: + Show Spoiler + On August 22 2014 14:18 GreenHorizons wrote: The only dramatic tragedy I see... Is this poor excuse for an MC Saying, saying, simpleminded, simpleminded, original, unoriginal Rhythmless nerd, rhymes like that should be unforgivable Insert some random words here with a few extra syllables I should charge you for these lessons But I'll give you this one free, the rest, they'll be billable. **nods** Don't worry, I'll devastate you soon WarSame I just couldn't stand to look at this lame claimin he's destroying lyricists, come on now really? Someone had to lay that trick out.....Sealy This statement is the epitome of hypocrisy Does your name happen to be Hippokrates? The holy trinity bestows upon me the powers of Jesus under the manger I'm a mad messiah The nonsense you spew is even more whack than the lyrics of Socrates, you're a starving pariah Words shat out by your mouth aren't caked with supremacy, no, worse, they're caked with mediocrity I chew your words like gum and spit them out like gruel Words of a saint, man, I'm not trying to be cruel Charging for lessons when you barely can stay cool? Talking to you is like being a priest taking a kid to school You stuttering, gotta suffocate, enunciate every 5 seconds, you gotta take a 2 hour break A rap battle is more than your illiterate ill perceiving mind can take Iiiiiiiimmmmmm Baaaaaaaaaaaccckkkk That's the verse I murdered. I just dead checked the rest Consider me your teacher, and trust me... You failed the shit out this test + Show Spoiler + Your head is baller ballistic Struggling to rhyme with two syllables that's what I call a lyricist who's sadistic The audience needs more, a finale ending to a beating you all better get ready and remember your seating This rap is about to have some closure, a forfeiture of grace for the finer feature Refined finesse, god bless, this is going to be the end prepare yourself for the ultimate beating War cries foretold, moments like these go untold, unsung in the lightest of the brightest of new ages Endless cycle of being the best, time to put an end to this, you better find a lyricist in the yellow pages My soul is more impassioned with dirt than your shoe sole Take cover, hold fire, there's gonna be a devastation so sudden so killer relentless a swarm's gonna overwhelm overrunning all of your senses This is gonna be so intense it's gonna pull out your menses Fire away my armor is titanium yours is as thick as your cranium Resistance be futile, one day I storm your cubicle, the next day I dissect your cuticle This is an epic aria, a war song sung at the highest of the mighty rung The mighty brass are too good to hear out your rhymes that compared to mine look like dung Praying to the gods forgive me for the unforgivable, unspeakable acts soon to unfold, what I'm gonna do to this fool is so god damning bold Heart towered over clouds a crimson powered lyricist linguistically dismantling a distinguished dissident as your phallus prunes up cold Raging on, battle cries yelled, hold you fire, don't retreat I repeat time to bring on the heat Soon enough there's a victory song on the bells that is rung as you limp away in piss stained pants gonna need to be wrung. Damn, what's that cat got your tongue? God like compositions leave you in the fetal position indignation is the definition of your philosophic procrastination you better beat it soon, first your heart cracks next it's gonna be your intractable exasperation Among us is a mortal mostly morose is his malignant mind marred by the massive mythic god Mars He came through man's portal and there he was defeated finally by a man untamed even by a demon's proposition. That man was Ty2, Ty2 so true, a god enlivened Nosferatu, an amalgamation artistically bombastically drastically altering the space time dimension known to all mortals masking the presence of an effervescent mortal being such as GreenHorizons Another man flawed, so ancient he should go back to the Amazons I'm the man. I did it. Drops the mic **Picks up the mic** You really shouldn't of stirred the beast..... http://yourlisten.com/GreenHorizons/sorry-ty Lyrics: + Show Spoiler + Ahhh shiit TY. I’m almost sorry I have to do this to you…. Haha Almost… Cuz im a… Hypocritical lyrical type of offender Specifically created to destroy wanna-b pretenders God forsake your trinity desecrate ya divinity Devastate your damned diety, was you really tryin to compete with me? You wanna claim my rhymes are caked with mediocrity? Well See me on the corner of ‘your face’ and ‘meet a rock st.’!! Chewin on my words will leave yo teeth wrecked like tweakin (eww) Hallucinatin like the worst acid peek man Damn guy you should of never messed with me dude Cuz the only fucking thing I know is how to be rude wouldn’t know cool if you were trapped in the artic You picked the wrong mothfucker with which to start shit You definitely aint a I preist and I sure aint no alter boy But I am gunna come rip your head off just like I did with toys A sick sith like kid the kind your mom forbid Sadistic sacrifical shit, Of course you can’t hang bitch Come on…. Come on…. This guy over here claimin hes the best? Well Then I came through and there was only devastation left A pity party with him nina and warsame Patronizing pussies shoulda neva eva said my name. I shred mortals, bathe in their blood and chortle So what if I like the sound of a dying bitch’s gurgle? I might just stab her while shes posing lookin like turtle Chokin her trick ass to death while I’m yelling ‘fuck you myrtle’ **Politely holds the mic out for anyone dumb enough to challenge me** + Show Spoiler + Beat courtesy of | ||
puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
cuffed and sitting abruptly wishing for snuck dick shifted clutch in quickly. | ||
harodihg
Japan1344 Posts
On September 06 2014 17:47 puppykiller wrote: I fucked some bitches cuffed and sitting abruptly wishing for snuck dick shifted clutch in quickly. HYPE | ||
joeschmo
United States167 Posts
https://soundcloud.com/tonyill/rap1 lyricals: + Show Spoiler + pickin up the mic somethin you hould never do my spittle like auto pistol leave u red & blue bullets embedded you, you do nothin u said u do rock to sleep like sedative do, cuz i'm better than you you all devilish but michael never spare the rod- only bump my head to ya sound when i slam the wall - get buried on in lightnin, zeus' strikin - ya couldn't rock the crowd with medusa hypemen - aight then i'm tellin you dog, i put lyric shell in you dog - don't ever claim nice cuz you'd be tellin it wrong - ox line towerin sword avail you not on level wit - my benevolent side more hellish than ya pretendin wit - deaded in - verse from the part of my mind bretheren that's so smoked out it ain't renderin - blenderin - that's that shit you make vegetable juice from - my juice ton - i drop bombs on where you from - you sonned & outshined from the god, writtens disgrace plus couldn't spit hot less i pissed in ya face - this is kinda mean but i'mma fiend & it's all good for you drama queens get fucked like osama b - the anal rat rap you spew is laughable, still with the grammer & wax that ass like mannaquins - than get fly brain hammockin | ||
puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
On August 19 2014 16:14 puppykiller wrote: Skype freestyle group starting now. Add me: maxhastifriedman Yo we have 4 members atm. Group is growing and I can say for one that I am atleast learning a lot. If anyone is interested in joining don't be shy | ||
TojoZ
United Kingdom13 Posts
On September 07 2014 00:39 joeschmo wrote: nice beat, lets spar everyone peace https://soundcloud.com/tonyill/rap1 lyricals: + Show Spoiler + pickin up the mic somethin you hould never do my spittle like auto pistol leave u red & blue bullets embedded you, you do nothin u said u do rock to sleep like sedative do, cuz i'm better than you you all devilish but michael never spare the rod- only bump my head to ya sound when i slam the wall - get buried on in lightnin, zeus' strikin - ya couldn't rock the crowd with medusa hypemen - aight then i'm tellin you dog, i put lyric shell in you dog - don't ever claim nice cuz you'd be tellin it wrong - ox line towerin sword avail you not on level wit - my benevolent side more hellish than ya pretendin wit - deaded in - verse from the part of my mind bretheren that's so smoked out it ain't renderin - blenderin - that's that shit you make vegetable juice from - my juice ton - i drop bombs on where you from - you sonned & outshined from the god, writtens disgrace plus couldn't spit hot less i pissed in ya face - this is kinda mean but i'mma fiend & it's all good for you drama queens get fucked like osama b - the anal rat rap you spew is laughable, still with the grammer & wax that ass like mannaquins - than get fly brain hammockin yo lets boost the in-tros often find me raving but my pen like poes new to hip hop so i might move slow sit tight, frost bite from my cold ice floes oh oh, and just so you know i can scribble these rhymes without using your handle but if i wanna illustrate joe being a schmo then i kind of need to mention who im spitting bout, so... anyway, you seem to like violent similes did your daddy put his dickinson like emily? sorry sorry, that tish be no joke, just trying to be the baddest like a paraplegic breast stroke done with that, i had a bit of fun with that the sum of the facts is, your knockoff el-p style is wack the best attack, is a defense you can rely on but im getting my reply on just to agitate this guy on TL, none of ya'll will know me lurked for time, reading articles on proleague made an account, cause a voice i did not have and now i've started typing and i cannot shut my traaa- -madol, and an L to feel the nicest with, anabol, what joe feeding his rhymes up with, inflating posture by injecting bad shit, i dont rate this boxer this KO come forthwith hey guys, i'm new here and like what you're all doing... hope you don't mind if a n00b spits a bit with you. started listening to hip hop fairly recently, although i've written poems since i was a kid so i feel its a medium i could definitely get comfortable with in time... for posterity Joe, i liked your bars! that medusa line was sick. | ||
WarSame
Canada1950 Posts
We got pretender contenders at the podium Firm handshake, easy smile, fill a stadium He's a good guy, says the plant. They're all phonies God Bless Us. He's as American as synthetic perogies Use old-family links for business connections Fiscal correction, scheming for the Benjamins They fat-scooter the walk, but they sure talk it Pushing pens, spilling oil into their pockets They ask "How can a DA defend a wife beater?" They don't say anything bout our political leaders If you go bad, go big, captain that rig There's no mutiny in certainty on the brig The road to hell is paved with green and gold Do what you're told, keep your head down and get old Passivity in this activity is complicity in capital murder There can be no pity in a sheep killing its herder Start screwing your hatches, there's a storm brewing There's no hiding, the rain'll get you whatever you're doing This devilish dervish is 30 years and more Civilians will die in droves of 4 score | ||
DepressedOne
United States190 Posts
An entropy without discretion An oligarchy has formed A tyranny come stormed Pause mine, jogged time, hubris pined It is the recollection of the mind Continue, this isn't a paradise Raining is an ultimate demise Please remedy the sane This world hasn't room for the lame The penultimate damnation is signed A divided melody isn't refined | ||
DepressedOne
United States190 Posts
This soup gonna be a holy baptize Swing group in the jolly In sync Not gonna blink Bot gunna tin fast Triste maesta igloo advance Pair of stunnin' Paratroopin' galactic gunnin' Never did I ever felt a A clastic lever delta Tinned, binned Those are the ones who sinned Eyes punctured, blood flowin' Hate and envy only mowin' Growin' again, like weeds Kindred spirits yet no seeds Dying liberation Vying for indignation Futile acute Work from work in pursuit Liberty escapes, longin' looks People, the world's cooks Yo cleva endeavor Jamboree Gots No re Check the tenor the sixteenths are flowin' Dream sly so glowin' Fighting dreama, eyes of heavy looks In the books, keys sighting a deeza Constantinople Giza Devout, a flout. Wonder, this is philosophy asunder Blank like life's bullets Akin to a sin Fled be people's gin Numb, I got nothin Hand in hand Seraph heeds the bland The moon's passing People's thoughts trespassing A star reappears No one is near | ||
ragnasaur
United States804 Posts
..to da club, sittin' ..on trip dub, flask full a bub, meet me at da hub bring all yo cub leave all yo nub caint. find. hookaz. so we gunna eat gruub -holla five two oh 420 shoutout bowowow | ||
captainwaffles
United States1050 Posts
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WarSame
Canada1950 Posts
Biblically I claim the theory of good nonsense Lyrically I bull in china shop and break shit Socially I pack mentality and go ape shit Suck a splinter cell from the wound Suck an egg from her womb All this I read from a dusty tome With three in chamber, 1 to the dome Challengers disappear into diaper flurry Left their rhyme books behind in hurry One syllable is all you need they say Saccharine to the bone words flay There's more to this game Fools crawl to me lame Freestyles that ain't even worth my while Leap turd rappers like they're turnstiles You can't make a new rhyme scheme in an opium dream Fresh rappers find their hymen been broken clean | ||
WarSame
Canada1950 Posts
When your reserves have been spent Rely on those around you Their aid will seem heaven-sent We crawl out of the mud, tiny kippers We shovel out cash for food delivers Evolution has led us to a dead-end Let's not pretend this is for us In a fir forest we scale trees Now we smoke 'em We cure our disease No more intestines out the bum Hook our geniuses to the shaft General movement protects the daft Our polytechnics shift prevents eugenics Hectic tectonics predict death explicit And we soldier on The new frontier is plastic End of the asthmatic Super genes, inhuman spleens 2 year old teens, body dreams Has science gone too far? The other side of Mars Is where shit gets serious Paradise? He's delirious We develop a global tribe mentality Band together or collective fatality Nukes like daisy dukes to these astro-pants Eternally locked in the dangerous dance It's always melancholic to see a candle snuffed Even barring vendettas or soul ego stuffed But don't be on the bitch end of a genocide Swallow your pride, make sure you survive | ||
_-NoMaN-_
Canada250 Posts
i tried to write this verse so as to have as few non-rhyming words as possible without re-using any rhymes. had to cheat a few times + Show Spoiler + i twist trees with skill, swiftly a wicked thick spliff trick it out with nicotine i need this mix to hit me blitzkrieg swift speech better believe i sped up light as a feather with ease defeat greets you, no sequel street pull, i need no no feared foe they all know that none are equal though i bring you grief i'l teach you reach through smooth and fluid move in and breach your weak cheap tricks in one leap keep rhyming in lines i'l weave these throughout see how who doubts me please do speak out here, now, we weed the weak out leap out, seize these cheesy mc's and gut 'em like trout it's easy as peas just shouting geeks flee in drought this field would be without me devout i'l make all who hear me spout | ||
GreenHorizons
United States21782 Posts
On October 20 2014 11:49 _-NoMaN-_ wrote: https://soundcloud.com/noman-17/thick-spliff i tried to write this verse so as to have as few non-rhyming words as possible without re-using any rhymes. had to cheat a few times Can we get the lyric text though? | ||
WarSame
Canada1950 Posts
EDIT: Also, the song it leads into after is very good as well. | ||
_-NoMaN-_
Canada250 Posts
https://soundcloud.com/noman-17/thick-spliff + Show Spoiler + i twist up a wicked thick spliff trick it out with nicotine and breath deep i need this mix to hit me blitzkrieg swift speech, better believe spit quicker than an beretta in each defeat greets you (hi) no sequel ( bye...) street pull? i need no speak lethal don't fear those that try to be my equal though i bring you grief i'l teach you reach through smooth and fluid move in and breach your weak cheap tricks in one leap keep rhyming in lines i'l weave these throughout see how who doubts me please do speak out here, now, we weed the weak out leap out and seize these cheesy mc's and gut 'em like trout i beat 'em so easy geeks flee shouting lousy rhymes reek foul i take a bow before i bring you down | ||
TheImperialWizard
Yemen1 Post
after these bars youll be needing some meds i own the streets and I bag the cred if you run into my crew leave you flatter than bread you understand what i said you got a massive head some ppl got beef saw me then fled cause ur mind blown #brain dead | ||
Awesomeguy
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ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
Haters gonna hate, it's okay - I don't like love I like my hateburgers with extra ireful seasonings So I'll take more shit than thirty three Anita Sarkeesians Please senorita, tell me why you just be repeating things Cuz you reap what you sow and you're certainly seeding things All I do is win debates by repeatedly smokin' points Snap 'em in half, with a burning fist full of broken joints I don't make a haikyu, but my rhymes spike you like Dead or Alive 5 That's why knaves strive to survive when I arrive with ginzu knives These smurfs can't hang like tires, just shoes on wires that dread a war I'll deluge you with a blistering barrage of visage-destroying metaphors In fact I never met a whore that could face me and not wet the floor It's like I said before, I'm setting this in ink-uh like Ecuador So set out the Capoeira war drums for all you poor bums I got you playing games all night and day till you got sore thumbs All this humming conundrum stumps you, your puns are dumber than your mum Just cut out your tongues before I drown you in the saliva I spit that fills up your lungs Keep kicking you in the sore buns just for fun till your butts falls off and leaks out your dung Till you slip on floor scum, you can't tango or tangle with me, I'm fucking bored hun You say you're hung like a horse son, but you can hump and cum until the stork comes With a basket, not a casket, the only way you'll kill me is with laughter or boredom You've got a tent to pitch, I've got an event to blitz, because I'm that bitch that'll blow shit to bits I'll hit the switch that turns your lights out, warps reality in the matrix, cause a glitch Make your thoughts a twitch, there's no boiling water that can scald the witch I just gauze the stitch, I've been called a bitch, and I just fucking lawl at it You can either shut up or applause my niche, if I didn't have this slit, my balls would itch Scratch them on stage while I scratch you out, you pussies, these are cat paws, you bitch Take shots at me, and I'll stop time and pause that shit, cuz this is my reality and I'm the boss of it Earth, I'm the cause of it, your beach, I'm the jaws of it, your computer, I'm the DOS of it I'll DDoS your foster parents' moss-covered CPU and declare I'm the cause of it cuz I'm a caustic bitch Cause an atomic holocaust at any cost regardless of all the life and property lost in that awful ditch My my, my mind has been left behind in the rapture to raptors and I've lost it bitch, I have no feeling so no cause to wince So wait, what was I saying? Oh yeah, I just sweet-talk the judge and he lets me off The town still stained red with all the motherfucking death she wrought I can see my breath from my chest in the bitter cold while I drip sweat, still subject to that pesky cough Some loser tried to play me, I forgot his name so I guess he lost, I just fade away into flames like sephiroth I only burn bridges, I'd rather tread through water But I walk through blood because it's red from slaughter I pile up the bodies of dead rappers to build a pyramid Like Bloody Mary the casualties are a myriad, so when I write in my fucking notebook, I'm Kira, kid I'll throw you off a pier for appearances with no interferences as a lyricist to the sound of jeers amid Learjet-tier decibels with no fear I hid, for I fear I did hear a rapper say he was sick and I'm about to cure a kid | ||
joeschmo
United States167 Posts
i could rip a murder rapper til his rhyme's peace - my mind's sleek, I slip into a social coma & revive fun & partyin' - rum bicardi an model sluts who swallow nuts in follyin - watch the pen actually drop a line that's awesome yet factually - i burn so many trees they gotta invent oxygen factories - i'm lost in this - hatchet speech - fathom all of this medula chopped to bits - i'm tomahawk rocket vomit zippin atchew like a thousand talkin comets - nothing can exist in the romp I orbit - even my boredom's pompous - so if my sword gets you got it's like the Lord just botched it - raw & conscience, crooks get floored & mopped with - how my level seen from the bottom when it's topless - how's that devil steez still rockin when it's garbage - bafoon in the text - howl at the moon with a becks - stab myself with a spoon in the chest - have a mentos if you isn't fresh - i'm fresher & bless ya with | ||
Awesomeguy
6 Posts
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joeschmo
United States167 Posts
blast part rappers art with gaseous fart in volcano luge - iller than toaster oven roast ya muffin from an all angel crew - goose eggs & ooze spray spin on dradle flew - chew face, poontang, naval too - saber dance fileting groove - tony ill snowy hill sleughin you - know the deal lexus motor bill lodge cranials - arcadial verse enlighten crooks to behave proper - I slave monster in the manmade problem of my brain doctor - i get head pain often, dread conforming so when you see me it probably looks like i took a shot of morphine - crack hits i weigh less than a poor dream - i don't shop i'm nervous as my floors clean - rob you for ya eggs, bread & pork beans - i'm a societal wretch, wired & the box jumped out of me thinkin i'm a suicidal mess - unwanted thoughts get blocked but i'm usually sleepin at the wheel like a riot inept - nose diving the rep to see how much silence is kept - applyin the steps to not exist how it should be how it could be i'm implyin my death, keep the violence at rest - my rhymin is best, your lyin is best - i gotta book of theory that ain't worth a dime or 2 cents - you gotta book of eery that ain't worse but tryin it's best - i should try whining less with the logic people have died for less - lethal with words in bars - you get beaten to thirds, fives & tens have a halo of birds & stars - get turned to char heatin up the dining room/den - while i'm sippin wine content, with how my life is dead staring at your lifeless head concerned bizarre on how it might just blend with the haunted house I possess | ||
WarSame
Canada1950 Posts
I skittered the dunes like a beatle, helter skelter I frittered to my DOOM, too soon, too soon I threw my head back and cried to the moon All these and more are what I had in store My lives laid out in front of death's door | ||
DepressedOne
United States190 Posts
It got five hundred and one species ready to invade yo vuh jay jay I am a sexy motha too sexy for your games On the catwalk I'm a lover loving yo shame Tokyo biotches can't kawasaki my noodle This noodle is mo' pampered than yo poodle Thin slice I'm a three inch steak Tin water, you're slam down baked My enemies can't be no in between in the seams Voyeuristic beams lightnin' rayin' down the boilin' teams You can't deal with da spice, da chipotle on top o' rice I'mma seal your fate nice, jive motha I top you with lice I love Jesus, say it with your heart Pump pump pump pump pump pumpin' in the dark so smart Let it glow let it glow that light's GONNA BLOW Close your eyes and say "lord jesus i'm a sinner i reap what i sow YOU GONNA CONVERT, DIVERT, INTRINSIC VALUES BE COVERT LET IT SHINE, SPREAD THE WORD, KNOCK ON DEM DOORS TILL YOU MOLEST THEM LIKE A PERVERT PERVERSE, in the words, you got a thing for herds This yo gang, jim jammity, Christian rap is the best for all them cool kids, no, not the nerds. VICTORY CRYYYYYYYY GAGNAGIANGAGNA JESUS PLEASUS OH GOD HALLOWED BE THY NAME HE DESCENDED FROM THE SKY FROM THE HEAVENS WHENCE HE CAME PEACE | ||
DepressedOne
United States190 Posts
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WarSame
Canada1950 Posts
he's not the one watching when you're masturbatin GOD's a perv on his sperm Hence biblical incest Fuck that, give it a rest The kill count is a million to nine But God ain't the one behind This unethical genocide Taking us for a ride Eat not this fruit Or you will know the truth He put up a neon sign To their natures he consigned If you're all-knowing, how can your creation turn against you? If you're all powerful, he's doing what he's supposed to do If you're all-present, this battle is masturcombatory If you're all-good, whence comes the gory stories? This conflicting net of constraints has got you in a loop Careful examination will reveal to everyone the truth You're not a God, just a master with some pets So we're gunning for you, you best protect your neck Don't think you're safe up in your aerie with your flock Satan and I will come, shatter, rattle, battle and rock It's not just talk, we've created a diabolical army You'll realize the threat when we come swarming Attacking without pause will show up your flaws You're a skeleton of humanity's communal laws | ||
XDJuicebox
United States593 Posts
Yeah, supa hot fire, I spit that You can't step to me son, this is a mismatch I'm more dangerous than playing Wii with no wriststrap | ||
calmasfok
91 Posts
u guys like video games nerds and fags UGH u all suck UGH | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
On December 14 2014 04:40 XDJuicebox wrote: I'm 'out to break your head open like a kit kat Yeah, supa hot fire, I spit that You can't step to me son, this is a mismatch I'm more dangerous than playing Wii with no wriststrap I'm about to end this man's whole career right now. Beep bop badda beep boop Pow | ||
harodihg
Japan1344 Posts
On December 14 2014 04:57 calmasfok wrote: u guys are gay UGH u guys like video games nerds and fags UGH u all suck UGH Preach | ||
calmasfok
91 Posts
UGh UGH UGH UGH UGH... UGH UGH UGH uGH uGH... yeah MONEY YOUR face IT looks FUNNEY your girlfriend calls me hunny bunny on a sunny weekend morning she is so horny i give her my D RIP UGH | ||
calmasfok
91 Posts
On December 14 2014 06:35 ninazerg wrote: I'm about to end this man's whole career right now. Beep bop badda beep boop Pow UGh ninazerg twerk to a track from asapferg u ugly nerd UGH | ||
_-NoMaN-_
Canada250 Posts
On December 14 2014 09:19 calmasfok wrote: UGh UGH UGH UGH UGH... UGH UGH UGH uGH uGH... yeah MONEY YOUR face IT looks FUNNEY your girlfriend calls me hunny bunny on a sunny weekend morning she is so horny i give her my D RIP UGH don't turn this thread into a circus you spit like you spurt piss tiles slick your words miss dick like your skill, both worthless | ||
GreenHorizons
United States21782 Posts
On December 14 2014 09:20 calmasfok wrote: UGh ninazerg twerk to a track from asapferg u ugly nerd UGH Poor Calmas, tired of trolling liquid DOTA? So you came here to perform your coda? Lames like you get dismissed If you weren't such a terrible troll I might actually be pissed | ||
_-NoMaN-_
Canada250 Posts
On December 14 2014 12:18 GreenHorizons wrote: Poor Calmas, tired of trolling liquid DOTA? So you came here to perform your coda? Lames like you get dismissed If you weren't such a terrible troll I might actually be pissed https://soundcloud.com/noman-17/rawr finally a cat spit a script worth a half shit even if it is a bit half assed and flaccid il toke this and pass it, half twist and blast shit raps, burn a bitch like acid i heard a bit, but nothing fancy i turn a written script lit like it was dancing so deliver it in spit or put your dick back in your pants i bring a heavy fist of lyrics, fear it, pray you have a chance so make your plans, take your time, find a statement to attack i got an anti-whack-rap strategy so have at me, but watch your back | ||
calmasfok
91 Posts
On December 14 2014 14:30 _-NoMaN-_ wrote: https://soundcloud.com/noman-17/rawr finally a cat spit a script worth a half shit even if it is a bit half assed and flaccid il toke this and pass it, half twist and blast shit raps, burn a bitch like acid i heard a bit, but nothing fancy i turn a written script lit like it was dancing so deliver it in spit or put your dick back in your pants i bring a heavy fist of lyrics, fear it, pray you have a chance so make your plans, take your time, find a statement to attack i got an anti-whack-rap strategy so have at me, but watch your back UGH UGh u suck dude ure gay UGH i fuck u all day UGH everyday UGH UGH I fuck your mom 2 in the whole from which she poo UGH S UGH | ||
calmasfok
91 Posts
On December 14 2014 12:18 GreenHorizons wrote: Poor Calmas, tired of trolling liquid DOTA? So you came here to perform your coda? Lames like you get dismissed If you weren't such a terrible troll I might actually be pissed UGH UGH Ur a bitch an dont get money ur bitch told me she thinks ur face is funney i call her her hunny bunny her nose is runny with my cum it blasts from her nostrils after shooting up her mouth i push her head down south and shit on her head UGH UGH | ||
calmasfok
91 Posts
u all gay ugh fuck u guys like i fuck bitches ure gonna have stitches shit on ur moms britches whats the hitches dabadabaditches im the guy that ditches fitches, more rhymes than a hitches UGH | ||
GreenHorizons
United States21782 Posts
On December 15 2014 00:12 calmasfok wrote: UGH UGH Ur a bitch an dont get money ur bitch told me she thinks ur face is funney i call her her hunny bunny her nose is runny with my cum it blasts from her nostrils after shooting up her mouth i push her head down south and shit on her head UGH UGH If it weren't for all the UGH's like Calmas was giving birth I would almost believe this bitch might just be worth A little bit of my time, or piece of my mind Or I could whoop that behind... Since your parents fucked that up... little kid prolly never seen real pussy well... other than your moms or when you spy on your sissy... | ||
calmasfok
91 Posts
On December 15 2014 00:28 GreenHorizons wrote: If it weren't for all the UGH's like Calmas was giving birth I would almost believe this bitch might just be worth A little bit of my time, or piece of my mind Or I could whoop that behind... Since your parents fucked that up... little kid prolly never seen real pussy well... other than your moms or when you spy on your sissy... UGh fat nerd missing the point UGH get MONEY UGH UGH UGH a freestyle without an audience is like bein rich or prominent whatever u do good or bad theres no consequence UGH peace bitches im out | ||
calmasfok
91 Posts
UGh UGH UGH UGH UGHUGHUGH fuck u u guys are nerds ure like herds of buffallos fat and smelly with a fat belly u watch too much telly im tell you u guys are through ui smell like poo schnabadabadoo bitches shout it CALMASFOK WOOOO bitches also shout fuck off noob but to you and u join cuz ure bitch too UGH User was temp banned for this post. | ||
XDJuicebox
United States593 Posts
On December 15 2014 00:19 calmasfok wrote: nobody postin in this thread ugh u all gay ugh fuck u guys like i fuck bitches ure gonna have stitches shit on ur moms britches whats the hitches dabadabaditches im the guy that ditches fitches, more rhymes than a hitches UGH Your statements don't even make sense Blunt as the cavemen; you're daddy prolly shoulda worn latex You probably like gay men, fucking people of the same sex Your homophobia is heinous, come out and flaunt your anus! | ||
stalka
Nigeria7 Posts
I make u bitches lick I'm long fat and also got a cap that fits yo' bitches go sick becos u love me big stroke me and to god I swear I'll make u weep I see your titties I just get high... up and down, in and out ... ma tears are thick I just can't stop till all ma tears go out OMG see y'all weep that's y they call me PRICK!!! brrra yo rap finz. b stroking on y'all bitches... User was temp banned for this post. | ||
kazim
Portugal2 Posts
but since then i got much nicer. Still not the best rapper around trying to make rhymes alone where im nowhere to be found hoping that my lines will be the shit once my tracks are inbound. Could i be fresher with more attitude? Probably yes, but i´m kinda sad dude. | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
On December 26 2014 01:56 stalka wrote: my name is DICK I make u bitches lick I'm long fat and also got a cap that fits yo' bitches go sick becos u love me big stroke me and to god I swear I'll make u weep I see your titties I just get high... up and down, in and out ... ma tears are thick I just can't stop till all ma tears go out OMG see y'all weep that's y they call me PRICK!!! brrra yo rap finz. b stroking on y'all bitches... I give this an F- You have failed astronomically. You are bad and should feel bad. What you've just written is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. I wish you had never been born. Actually, I wish I could learn more about you, and then find out your favorite kind of music, perhaps alternative rock or some kind of techno music or 'trance' or a bunch of indie garbage. Then I would find a place where your music and its culture are discussed, and make a brand-new smurf account to take a shit on everything you love. On the other hand, your favorite musical artist is Skrillex, whose music is just a bunch of random noises anyhow, so I'm not sure I can really do much in that regard anyhow. Yes, I know this is the freestyle rap battle thread, where you just have fun and make ridiculous 'freestyles' that you type out, but for God's sake, put some fucking effort into it or don't even waste your time writing this kind of shit unless of course you've smoked a massive amount of crack-rock and this a final cry for help scrawled on the bathroom wall of the universe. | ||
Centerfold
Canada45 Posts
Hallowed be Thy Name; Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Amen. | ||
stalka
Nigeria7 Posts
or you just get high wen u see me ramming this bitch witch.... take your pissd shit and jump into a pit cos I don't give a fuck if u got two tits.... he he he.... gingerbread man!!!! | ||
Centerfold
Canada45 Posts
On December 26 2014 09:59 stalka wrote: hey... Nina is your surname bitch? or you just get high wen u see me ramming this bitch witch.... take your pissd shit and jump into a pit cos I don't give a fuck if u got two tits.... he he he.... gingerbread man!!!! u made me spit out my tea | ||
stalka
Nigeria7 Posts
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ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
On December 26 2014 09:59 stalka wrote: hey... Nina is your surname bitch? or you just get high wen u see me ramming this bitch witch.... take your pissd shit and jump into a pit cos I don't give a fuck if u got two tits.... he he he.... gingerbread man!!!! Fine. We'll go this route. ahem You can't ram without horns Nor thorns, cobs of corns, you're a horse, not a unicorn You don't have a dick or any other phallic objects You're not from Nigeria, or from the projects That's a smurf account, cuz you ain't got the balls to diss That's why this piss-poor piece of shit must be dismissed | ||
stalka
Nigeria7 Posts
piece of shit.. worthless goof... u see me in your hood, I'll b like killing you fools. I'm cool... ewe is that you I chew??. I was hungry bitch... Neva knew u were in my stew. | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
On December 26 2014 15:39 stalka wrote: dismissed?. piece of shit.. worthless goof... u see me in your hood, I'll b like killing you fools. I'm cool... ewe is that you I chew??. I was hungry bitch... Neva knew u were in my stew. The only thing that goes in your mouth is dick and cum You ain't riding through on rims, you give rims and lick the bum Come to my neighborhood with guns, knifes and weapons Bulletproof vests on and rubbers for extra protection So I can get to kicking you through a wall like Chinese Connection Disconnect your neck when I smack you with this interjection Talking like you're gonna murder me I flip the bird to that ridiculous absurdity You need to chill out and sip some herbal tea Because I'd cut you in half down the middle vertically But not before I grind your parents into chili And make you eat them before I slap you silly Like a hillbilly being smacked in the face by Free Willy Till you're pushing up daisies and see lillies Because your rhymes are retarded and trash I'm cutting them up right now with a shard of glass all scarred and slashed, like two cars that crashed The distance between you and I is way too far to dash You're like an ant with AIDS while I'm standing here with a can of Raid and a plan was made you blow you up with fucking hand grenades till you're charred black like you got zapped all over by tanning rays But sat in the can for days away from the camera gaze Sunshine and gamma rays, pulled out a dried out plant to blaze Just scribbled words in random ways and launched them out the cannon bays It's like you threw shit at a wall and nothing stuck Everything you write is fluff and fucking sucks | ||
_-NoMaN-_
Canada250 Posts
On December 26 2014 15:39 stalka wrote: dismissed?. piece of shit.. worthless goof... u see me in your hood, I'll b like killing you fools. I'm cool... ewe is that you I chew??. I was hungry bitch... Neva knew u were in my stew. https://soundcloud.com/noman-17/scrap-this i feel bad for your vocab, it's so monosyllabic you've no flow, its so sad, so trash i'll just sack it so #getshatonbitch you think this shit's a game? think quick fast hey wait scratch that last part its clear as glass you can't grasp this craft so stand aside and let the non-whack rap or grab a mic and take a stab at a track at least a piece of something to attack 'cause this shit's too easy to be a scrap | ||
stalka
Nigeria7 Posts
I'm getting more money and i wine and i dine if your tale gets wacky I'll fuck your mom if it sucks too then I'll tell her to suck.... blowjob doesn't seem like a newbie to y'all and whore I think you just found your call its all good though I'll still b standing tall.... | ||
GreenHorizons
United States21782 Posts
On December 26 2014 15:39 stalka wrote: dismissed?. piece of shit.. worthless goof... u see me in your hood, I'll b like killing you fools. I'm cool... ewe is that you I chew??. I was hungry bitch... Neva knew u were in my stew. Dismissed, worthless goof I got your posts as proof You never seen a hood, certainly not attached to a clitorous You prefer engorged men to attack your shittourous.... silly child You gotta have teeth to chew, you shrilling shrew Should of crossed you out like that carpenter Jew Too bad your mom was far from virgin got fucked by aqua man and gave birth to a sturgeon That's right.... I called you a fish if u ain't one, then how you explain the stench of that gish? Dumbass trolls don't deserve no lines but Nina gave you a few so I had to give mines.... | ||
stalka
Nigeria7 Posts
waste of space pussies.... wat the fuck u think this is??? A school!!!! just maybe wen u folks know what hardcore and lyrics means then I'll throw u a mic??? keep writing sad tales.... I'll just b living happily ever after... | ||
_-NoMaN-_
Canada250 Posts
On December 26 2014 16:25 ninazerg wrote: The only thing that goes in your mouth is dick and cum You ain't riding through on rims, you give rims and lick the bum Come to my neighborhood with guns, knifes and weapons Bulletproof vests on and rubbers for extra protection So I can get to kicking you through a wall like Chinese Connection Disconnect your neck when I smack you with this interjection Talking like you're gonna murder me I flip the bird to that ridiculous absurdity You need to chill out and sip some herbal tea Because I'd cut you in half down the middle vertically But not before I grind your parents into chili And make you eat them before I slap you silly Like a hillbilly being smacked in the face by Free Willy Till you're pushing up daisies and see lillies Because your rhymes are retarded and trash I'm cutting them up right now with a shard of glass all scarred and slashed, like two cars that crashed The distance between you and I is way too far to dash You're like an ant with AIDS while I'm standing here with a can of Raid and a plan was made you blow you up with fucking hand grenades till you're charred black like you got zapped all over by tanning rays But sat in the can for days away from the camera gaze Sunshine and gamma rays, pulled out a dried out plant to blaze Just scribbled words in random ways and launched them out the cannon bays It's like you threw shit at a wall and nothing stuck Everything you write is fluff and fucking sucks that verse was so sick, i just had to spit it. i did my best, but i had to trim a few words here or there. shit was pretty technical, so forgive my fumblings xD https://soundcloud.com/noman-17/fucking-sucks | ||
_-NoMaN-_
Canada250 Posts
On December 26 2014 17:34 stalka wrote: men these ain't rhymes this is a story book... waste of space pussies.... wat the fuck u think this is??? A school!!!! just maybe wen u folks know what hardcore and lyrics means then I'll throw u a mic??? keep writing sad tales.... I'll just b living happily ever after... you're not even trying >_< gtfo | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
On December 26 2014 17:34 stalka wrote: men these ain't rhymes this is a story book... waste of space pussies.... wat the fuck u think this is??? A school!!!! just maybe wen u folks know what hardcore and lyrics means then I'll throw u a mic??? keep writing sad tales.... I'll just b living happily ever after... Look at all the respect you haven't gotten, aww Down syndrome Weezy, you're about as hard as cotton balls You pissy kid, no need to be a baby and throw a hissy fit Talking about hard acts and happy endings like some Disney shit You don't even have a mic to throw up The only way your lines are sick is if they're vomit, grow up If that's the best you can do, don't expect anyone to rescue you Get behind a desk you fool, unless someone is stupid enough to invest in you Maybe you'll suck one producer's cock and lick his spear Make one shitty hit like MIMS about how you're hot and disappear Like Hov said, switch up your flow, your shit is garbage You're like a fourth-string lineman not picking up any yardage Speaking of receiving, you're a tight end and wide receiver Getting a golden retriever shoved up your hairy beaver By the grim reaper dropping a reaver in your mineral line deeper So you get fucking split like a cleaver, you fucking braindead underachiever | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
On December 26 2014 18:06 _-NoMaN-_ wrote: that verse was so sick, i just had to spit it. i did my best, but i had to trim a few words here or there. shit was pretty technical, so forgive my fumblings xD https://soundcloud.com/noman-17/fucking-sucks eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *squeal* | ||
stalka
Nigeria7 Posts
S T Ds/are wat you u good at spreading aiite I bet your bitchy mom prolly had that too and your goofy dad just sat and had his full nice... that's y I guess you twice as good at just spitting crap and thinking its rap advice... go drink bleach and take a nap I'll b right here with a trap in case u relapse | ||
WarSame
Canada1950 Posts
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Gosi
Sweden9072 Posts
You were standing on your knees declaring your defeat fighting to not choke on my skeet You came back, I'll give you a snack, it's big and black, you love it as much as Amy Winehouse loved crack Yung GoZ is my name, the king of the game You are just too tame, your rhymes are lame, sounds the same, your claim to fame will go out like a single flame Your fat ass don't even fit into a single frame You are trash, I'm superb I'll be kicking your face into the curb, that's a verb | ||
krndandaman
Mozambique16569 Posts
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Carefoot
Canada410 Posts
On December 27 2014 13:49 krndandaman wrote: this my first time here and i ain't impressed not sure what i expected but here ill suggest you work on your lines start with circles and squares if you get a bit better you can then try to swear i brought a few toys for ya not this one, leggo i heard you like disney heres yours, dumbo sit tight for a while dont bite on your thumb daddy'll come back after a talk with your mum lol never tried this before, was fun Your first time out of the closet no you couldn't pause it, you rap about playstation symbols but your autism is caustic, rapshit batshit dirty old twat, you ate 69 assholes tied in a knot hurray, pidgeon shit fuck off | ||
DepressedOne
United States190 Posts
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JBright
Vancouver14381 Posts
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