On August 1 2016 Race Bannon 04:20 wrote: I've made a decision on how to quantify bragging rights for scum. They will henceforth be called eels (§). For every misslynch scum get 1 eel each. For every scum lynch they loose (#T-1)÷#S each; in a 13p game on d1 that would be 3§. Amount of endgamed townies count quadruple in ®anked matches.
Race Bannon: The party is over Race Bannon: This has been a failed experiment from the start and now I'm officially aborting it! I have gathered you here to announce that this is the end of the line. Circulation of ß as a currency will cease and all accounts and assets will be terminated. Damdred: -_-* Race Bannon: How could we have been so blind, that we didn't recognize what this would do to the community, the corruption of our games. We take cheating for granted. There's nothing we can do about it to repair it now, but I REFUSE to celebrate it! Damdred: *sigh* Race Bannon: Among those present here are the creme de la creme of cheats, who have it down to a fine art .. the rest of you simply adapted to the situation. You wouldn't stop the racketeering if you could Race Bannon: It's time to grab you fuckers by the balls and rip out the root of evil. I didn't want to have to do this but you leave me no choice. Damdred: wait for it Race Bannon: I just wish we would've quarantined this Diquidia and its tainted influence away to isolated, designated threads. Clone a virgin Liquidia, seed it with The Act and let it evolve to fruition with bragons and ®league and rantQT BUT WITHOUT GAMBLING on game outcome and player alignment during N1, persistent §killsets from having played games as scum PR and § to ß laundering Damdred: wait for iiit.. Race Bannon: what on earth were we thinking Damdred?! 48h cycles and instant majority.. as if to get on with it already Damdred: hey if you know the outcome why stretch it, amirite? Look, no offense but the paradigm has shifted. This is bigger than it has ever been, more complex and intricate interactions is what you wanted. So what if there's the occasional match-fixing to feed the open market. It's realism in ways we couldn't have dreamt of, forget about it! You of all people rb should know better than to go holier-than-thou on us, Mr. Race Attorney. Those role blocker §kills came in handy, you have more ß than the rest of us combined Race Bannon: But we let it run wild, now we ave to face the consequences and bury this beast and start anew before it's too late, before all credibility in the fairness of TL mafia is lost. I won't blow the whistle and go public with this yet, but if I hear of any more bs going on I'm pulling the plug on this cesspool. P-EDIT you and your speakeasy contact network of degenerates are the only ones feeding on it. I never should have passed the torch to you let alone stand idly by as you permanently kept the position of trustee for yourself.
He types "#backtothegoodolddays Good night gentlemen!", clicks send and a message appears stating he may only PM staff and never post here again.
Damdred: aand, he's gone.
Upon refreshing, the attendants of the meeting notice: a nuke icon preceding his name has taken the place of the battlecruiser.
Damdred: Well I'm glad that went smoothly Damdred: Apparently our beloved ®eserve governor has been withholding information about his true identity and history on this site, or not, who cares. Fact is your pal damy entertains good relations with a moderator. Yes, fear me. Damdred: Now, what to do with this massive vacuum? I know, let's play some good old and fair mafia; a prerogative in scarce supply nowadays it's true. I've been rolecop so many times I know each and everyone of you and your noble and dirty little secrets enough to generate the perfectly fitting setup and role distribution Damdred: To make it a little more interesting and since this will pretty much lay bare your cards it's clear that the members of the losing faction will have to be disposed of, exiled from our community. I, as your host and trusted bookie, will fill the recent vacancy for the position of governor and take 20÷ of the ß π , while the winner folk can split up the rest among themselves. Here's to a new chapter!
The mood lightens and the celebration regains its vigor as if nothing had happened.
Race Bannon, the Reserve Banker, was nuked on N0.
will happen. Until then I'm all about counting bragons
[(#T - 1) / #S(K) x hours voting S(K)] - hours voting T - (0.1* per hour not voting) *will be 0.2 soon, for reasons
and making fun of myself. What else is a brother to do around here anyway.
I admit I've had difficulty figuring out what a Grandfather's §kill entails. All I knew is it has to do with coming up with odor to infuse posts with, and communicate olfactory intentions and repell reason, on multiple levels and layers of the ban thread in order to dodge having to explain themselves. It was neglectable until one of the 5 founding fathers of The Pact got the hang of it and turned against the others. While the original mob kept losing muscle due to breaking hosting conduct rules, Bean's farts kept the danger stalling, keeping discussion from reaching conclusions about his unruly deeds by creating pungent buffers, inhanced with baseless accusations and lies about supposed modchecks, followed up with random links of supposed trolling, which proved to be the contrary more often than not but who has time, and will to check. Eventually he was made an offer he couldn't refuse and got back with the rest of the band, and brought and kept teaching the technology. If there ever was a Sheyzer Hose in Liquidia it was the Flatulent Grandpa
Ala as in all l ka§ as in money l §lam as in slam poetry
It's slang for philosophy slam poetry, and how money should be used to reflect the truest forms thereof, and facilitate their synergy for revelatory expeditions into highrr form of awesomeness and existence.
In fact I'm slammin right now, only in the back of my mind, 0.9% of my mind is permanently quarantined to probe its dimension for to make something useful happen in my life. Not just alignment-indicatively devoid of substance circulation circuit circuses.. you get the picturecypher.+ Show Spoiler +
There's a nice piece from our very own Liquid Water, called the philosophy of time travel, battleing Evangel from another house for gravity rep.
Original Message From beentheredonethat: I wrote a TL mod to confirm that. If you're not a Slam smurf, why have you written "omg you spoilered it, wtf." in thread?
Original Message From Race Bannon: I'm not an Alakaslam smurf.
Original Message From beentheredonethat: I need a serious answer here.
Original Message From Race Bannon: Ok, let me rephrase. I'm no more Alakaslam than anyone else on the roster.
Original Message From beentheredonethat: Seriously. You have signed up with a smurf account without notifying the hosts.
Smurfs: Smurfs must PM the host because TL doesn't allow multiple accounts otherwise. If the host is unaware of smurfs, you (and/or your smurf) can be banned for having multiple accounts
We will discuss consequences within the host team.
Original Message From Race Bannon: Who isn't?
Original Message From beentheredonethat: Are you Alakaslam?
: L33T Assassin jaheyoka: You should rly start pming headlines run[now] sicklucker: *like me* yamato77: *yamato has the last say here. Last word.. ✓. Ownage. jk. Nice guY: "No respect these days, tsk"..Says don't bump the topic. Bumps the topic. Inonsistent scum or reaction test.. or nb.* Coagulation: *Unhappy with the free sample. "Inboxes are sacred, even to Skeletonsketchers like moi". *snickers* Eden1892: *? vs !* Race Bannon: General ®§ has prepared a statement, as to Y HE [N][0] Luke with the ladies. Shapelog: *fluff* let me see you NOD YOUR HEAD, the Rape is coming Russian Battlecruiser: Nuclear Launch Requested. Race Bannon: Silly Luna (an insider jest about an apparent mistake turned anecdote, turned rabbit hole, upcoming flavor idea ++) Skynx: Race Bannon: Extra Extra. New standards for live game score coverage, and more ahoy! Red Bragon: New hat? Nope. Old af but I like ito (2stupid dogs red guy reference)
This is a list of OPosters, and their headlines, which I'll bump in the chronological order with respect to receiving PMs that new content has been added. PM => subject: bump l message: your headline.
Remember, you are utterly alone here, like in death, except we're all dying so we might as well synergize and transcend together. Keep emphasizing your quasi journalistic tendencies and empathize with your readers on a higher level. This is for fun, but I for one am building circuits. You could for example advertise the setup, theme and flavor for an upcoming game, or announce that there is a flaveur vacancy in your hosting team. I don't ever want to see games hosted without flavor while I'm happy to step in. Enjoy lifetime free access and subscription.
Quotes are the easiest way to take heavily stylised chunks which don't compute tag-wise, and isolate them from the rest, in an attempt to repair and salvage.
You can edit stuff out, save it for later, communicate covertly uuoooowwuuuuooww ooooh, by using anchors. Quote this post for demonstration. You can also define anchors and link to them or thos of others, even the invisible ones I think so that has potential
If you see colored stuff, or even smileys.. they might be links. Add the color tags in-between the url ones, otherwise it won't work
Race Bannon's digest of the Hype Tsunami, THE ARCANON:
MafiaPress
Get involved in the Hype
beentheredonethat Person was signed in when posted 08-31-2016 06:14 PM ET (US) So, guys, what are your predictions? If someone gets all three scummers correct, I'll do a shoutout post-game. Fluffed Flavored!
Luckman: Free to do what?
James Barris: To transcend the [N]
Luckman looks at his eyes but only sees a reflection of himself.
beentheredonethat: Here I will link posts with host stuff that is relevant for everyone, eg. answered pregame questions
"Themed" games are games that do not follow the standard m13 rules and roles or other "standardized" setups (like a mini or something).
So it's a game where the host has implemented unusual rules, roles, or mechanics.
What is/are the theme element(s) here?"
And you'll post: "+1
I hope hosts haven't gotten so comfortable with omitting flavor that when someone finally does supply it, it's considered theme.
For the tag constellation, including lack of [M], to be truth-indicative, I suggest adding an extra imperial spy, a traitor and an overpowered sk, like that dude from the force unleashed; or the reptilian from jedi outcast ll, Desann.
Furthermore, to protect the mission from double-agent saboteurs, the empire, instead of communicating the noc list directly, they PM them the bragon count for all players, after each cycle, for them to deduce it instead.
Since the kill is factional, the target for the nk with the earliest, most votes, come dawn, will be it, with power roles acting as tiebrake trumpers, the "grandfather" with the highest trump.
Man of the match for town will be the ß highscorer."
For the same reason people like to do flashmobs. Cool?
[/§arc].. wtf Lunaticman?
donna + luckman = love
A Scanner Darkly Archon-Mode VoiceMafia
Donna is the nicest girl next door, and awesome undercover agent, operating for justice and sacrificing everything, even her personal life boyfriend, to halt the spread of the unspeakably vicious drug called Substance D l or is she? What is ..
(gets made by ocigate access node Race Bannon -- used by Rels' Empirial family & Grack's Lawless Firm as a brawler hydra -- after allegedly whacking Damdred, making Freck feel like crap for 2 months, after which the initiation ritual is concluded and he's informed and welcomed to [T][0] -- Virgin Liquidia)[/anchor§§§]
is promising Bob he can get him set up in to, but switches the tabs during signup stage. The flavor is about suckering Bob into taking the fall for Luckman and Donna turning his house into a high volume Substance D + Show Spoiler [ancho®§] +
gf switcheroo a.k.a. TicTock: a game within the game, where a newer player is taken under the wing of a veteran by having him respond to his "grandfather"'s conversations and vice versa.. for this they share passwords and chat. To request this attention, the rookie has to roleplay a privileges-demonstrating game of mirror benege§erit, meeting-up with the master in a public place #flashdrama and performing a scripted action of theatrical character. Most often the rookie has to pretend to be a clandestine initiator into the hidden realm of [T] himself, glaring the actual one into making a choice for it.. if the potential grandfather does he'll act as if he misunderstood and whether he wants him to explain what the going consensus on what a regular themed-game entails, so whatever he says next are his demands. At which point sarcasm seals the deal.
of Mandrake (persona l wifom) lineage: Mith, Nazgul => AllHailHydraGod, VisceraEyes => Fourface (..) => Loranthaceae, Slam (exiled) => Lorant, Damdred => Race Bannon, Rels, Artanis[XP], DoYouHas, Grack², Tumblewood³ => NakedJogger, Shapelog. Betrayed by N, Killed by Kruppe, necrosodomized by Onegu, soul collected by Coagulation, freed by gonzah, reincarnated in Lazarus, a hydra of Ether × ShadoBiO,o, attested by Pantsless, former NakedJogger hydra. All hail Lazarus!
On September 04 2016 07:02 Race Bannon wrote: Do you need a flaveur, badger counter, §core keeper, bragon banker, all four or simply someone to keep you company in the obs qt?
You don't need to inform me and I assure you, I would never jeopardize a newblood-student game's integrity.. twice. Unrelated to that, whatever happened in 72h, or is currently unfolding, or not, in SW:R1H Mafia is [T][M], because that's what it said when I signed up.. Not the same ballpark.
I could try to play but .. it hasn't been working out for me since our scumgame. Regardless, this probably won't start before I get banned, anyway.
On September 03 2016 21:07 Skynx wrote: /out cuz haunted mansion
Probably for the better, if quicktopic still obstructs you.
I'm sorry, but I currently have severe trust issues :/
For a second I thought you were speaking on behalf of someone else, about quicktooic's inherent dangers.
It can't be major so if you have a discrepancy buffer in your passwords it shouldn't be an issue, Skynx.
with the romantic capcha. Anyway, Rels' game..
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GOTCHA *tablettowarrior
. As mentioned, the game within a game is a deep reaching rabbit hole, directly linked to the lore trade. It's encrypted tictock huntig, crux vs crux, desguised as open animosity inside regular forum mafia games. Finding out if someone is a trader, and who he is trading with is a skill, that can be trained, same as hiding, deceiving and incriminating others. Which means traders can slip if vi, noobs usually do when pressured,
and pros can get framed and extorted if they lack at least one buffer level of profilactic, defensive evidence of their own framing.
Tictock is the designated hydra for initiating gfswitcheroo / Substance D requests, one has to earn the privilege of access to first, by talking to "made" ex-scummates, and successfully lobbying for a forum mafia game setup merger[/ancho®§]
trade HQ. And act as retarded courier for the rehabilitation organization / clandestine manufacturers of the illegal drug to restack their (Donna's entourage) supply, except he has to become retarded for real.. it's a prerequisite for them to do business: prove you're serious by corrupting, destroying and then delivering us the remnants of a formerly upstanding person, a working family member of the legit society. Who is behind New-Path, and how far does it go? Answers
It's a playbook for relationship and friendship cons : "nice sweater".. "just, don't touch me".. code for something, in fact they probably have a whole secret language. Basically Keanu gets "rused" into initiating his own quasi-apoptosis by getting conned into believing he is a danger to society. Various mind tricks are used (tests), he gets isolated and chaperoned nto a fake government agency building (meeting is staged, all attendants are informed), to work on spying on himself and fed fictitious drama scenarios for demoralization nd separation from his sanity zone (Barris letting Luckman choke to death? all scripted and acted; weird shapeshifting artifacts? brought forth by the monitoring camera feeds being tampered with, loss of focus? drugged, made to believe is stupid, physical sabotage, driven to rehabilitation by Donna, who later discusses deal with New-Path representative), so then finally he brings the "flower" to the dealers.. (luckman / barris / donna / freck) because that's the only behavioral programming that hasn't been invalidated by the conditioning.. it has been rewarded instead, with brain damage. And cells love nothing more than to be free of the mind's "tyranny", and will never revert to being told what to do.. therefore permanent. Someone paid good ß for his account.[/anchor§]
Setup: read above plus: Precedent has been attempted in late August 2016. Lobby solicitations for archon mode + Show Spoiler [à la SW × HM] +
Unresponded-to during 2016 precedent-attempt: SW:R1H Mafia ll Hounted Mansion 3:
Original Message From Tictock: I'm not sure this was meant for me, but...
"Themed" has nothing to do with flavor, any game can have tons of flavor text and fluff basically just up to the hosts discretion how much they wish to put in.
"Themed" games are games that do not follow the standard m13 rules and roles or other "standardized" setups (like a mini or something).
So it's a game where the host has implemented unusual rules, roles, or mechanics.
Host: Here I will link posts with host stuff that is relevant for everyone, eg. answered pregame questions
Is there a discernable mechanic warranting a "theme" tag for this game? I hope hosts haven't gotten so comfortable with omitting flavor that when someone finally does supply it, it's considered theme.
For the tag constellation, including lack of [M], to be truth-indicative, I suggest adding an extra imperial spy, a traitor and an overpowered sk, like that dude from the force unleashed; or the reptilian from jedi outcast ll, Desann.
Furthermore, to protect the mission from double-agent saboteurs, the empire, instead of communicating the noc list directly, they PM them the bragon count for all players, after each cycle, for them to deduce it instead.
Since the kill is factional, the target for the nk with the earliest, most votes, come dawn, will be it, with power roles acting as tiebrake trumpers, the "grandfather" with the highest trump.
Man of the match for town will be the ß highscorer.
Original Message From Weed Tongue Father: We are not going to remove the [T]. If you feel like the game is not represented in a way you like, you're free to /out any time.
Original Message From Kang ®§: What on Earth are you talking about?
But lol, that's a genius concept which I never though of. The problem with playing scum is they're instantly doomed to miss out on the mystery. Usually all they are left with is flavor, theatrics and coordination with their mates BUT THIS ... is next level.
Anyway, you should remove the [T] if this isn't a themed game.
I have to have a chat with whoever sent you this, I'm assuming it's Lord to Vader.
Original Message From Race Bannon: Hello Russian Battlecruiser,
we talked about your suggestion:
Is there a discernable mechanic warranting a "theme" tag for this game? I hope hosts haven't gotten so comfortable with omitting flavor that when someone finally does supply it, it's considered theme.
For the tag constellation, including lack of [M], to be truth-indicative, I suggest adding an extra imperial spy, a traitor and an overpowered sk, like that dude from the force unleashed; or the reptilian from jedi outcast ll, Desann.
Furthermore, to protect the mission from double-agent saboteurs, the empire, instead of communicating the noc list directly, they PM them the bragon count for all players, after each cycle, for them to deduce it instead.
Since the kill is factional, the target for the nk with the earliest, most votes, come dawn, will be it, with power roles acting as tiebrake trumpers, the "grandfather" with the highest trump.
Man of the match for town will be the ß highscorer.
There will be no additional mechanic implemented. Our plan is to host a normal game with a semi-open town setup. We decided to not implement more scum roles as we want to make the game very easy for us to handle; both of us are inexperienced hosts and we do not want to implement "too much" in our very first game.
Subject: Re: Your suggestion to SW:R1H Mafia Date: 8/22/16 14:25 HUUUT! My awesomeness-sense is tingling, telling me you should totally fuse your game with Rels'.
Hear me out: Star wars and ghosts.. they go together perfectly. Where does the force come from. Consider the Yoda arc from the final 3 episodes of Clone Wars, where he meets and gets tested by the 5 transcended faces.
Here's what itches me to persuade you to host day 1 of your game and use Rels' game thread for vote counts, and then Rels uses yours during night 1 / his day 1 and so on, Archon Mode.. I'd pay money to play in that.
Ok ok. Take a deep breath and tell me you totally botched those tags OR subconsciously .. you knew it, just the way it is, would set in motion a sequence of events that would result in you and rels, hosting TL Mafia LXXV, as equals.. and make it the most notable game ever.
No? That's alright.. I'll finish my presentation in loyal servitude to awesomeness itself, if you're not a believer that's fine. So .. hypothetically speaking.. yeah why not let's go all the way and introduce the forum mafia world to bragons. Here's what's meant by it.
Fact: your game setup as it is, is [M][N], because it has 13 afai can tell. But here's the thing.. the same player list would play in Rels' game as well, independent of each other. Nights would last 48 because they're basically the day of the parallel dimension, or whatever representing the other game. Hence, the [T] AND lack of [M], because 2 × [M] makes it disappear and turns the two into an unprecedented, but orthodox, singular TL Mafia game.
To make it even more of a revolution, I suggest you take up lunatic's offer of at least 4 man a scumteam, who can't communicate .. or have to guess their teammates first, or idk, die if they get it wrong, by analysing the bragon count, which gets issued at night after 24 hours have passed, and the timetags show exact dates instead of x hours.. and then simply PM it to the members of the scumteam come daystart.
And before you get upset by how hard it is to calculate bragons, smply have someone else do it, a designated banker. I'd happily do it but I'd rather play in this epic game. It's really not that hard, just seek help and outsource it.
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Ah Rels, glad you could join us. Jk, actually I haven't sent this to beentherdonethat yet because he pissed on your rug and you're entitled to make this decision to cooperate with him first.
Think about it.. the scumteam communicates with ghosts via OUIJA board or something, to find out who their combatants are (researching black mathemagic = bragons ). You know you like where this is going, please don't let what I may or may not have done in 72 bias and make you auto-discard this, you know you can make it work with your setup... I'm lobbying for them to be similar, but if you add stuff like testaments and vengeful kills etc. I'd still totally play.
Bro? Talk to me.
Original Message From beentheredonethat: Hello Race,
we talked about your suggestion:
Hide nested quote - Is there a discernable mechanic warranting a "theme" tag for this game? I hope hosts haven't gotten so comfortable with omitting flavor that when someone finally does supply it, it's considered theme.
For the tag constellation, including lack of [M], to be truth-indicative, I suggest adding an extra imperial spy, a traitor and an overpowered sk, like that dude from the force unleashed; or the reptilian from jedi outcast ll, Desann.
Furthermore, to protect the mission from double-agent saboteurs, the empire, instead of communicating the noc list directly, they PM them the bragon count for all players, after each cycle, for them to deduce it instead.
Since the kill is factional, the target for the nk with the earliest, most votes, come dawn, will be it, with power roles acting as tiebrake trumpers, the "grandfather" with the highest trump.
Man of the match for town will be the ß highscorer.
There will be no additional mechanic implemented. Our plan is to host a normal game with a semi-open town setup. We decided to not implement more scum roles as we want to make the game very easy for us to handle; both of us are inexperienced hosts and we do not want to implement "too much" in our very first game.
There will be no man of the match for town.
Regarding scum KP mechanism: upon a tie, the same vote mechanism as in lynches is applied.
Please let us know if there are more questions
Regarding scum KP mechanism: upon a tie, the same vote mechanism as in lynches is applied.
Please let us know if there are more questions huehue
avaited for compatibility evaluation
General Kang ®§ said he knew Leonard Zunin by reputation, via literature and holographic journals. Effortlessly he leads the exodus out of the choking silence aboard the ship, with an uplifting anecdote which the dauntless anthropologist recited to a recording droid, in a moment of booze-induced sentimentality. It's the story of the social genius of an outer rim tribe of humanoids, initially a hotchpotch of refugees from an ancient war. They've built a flourishing culture, strong with the force, from the ground up:
When someone does something hurtful and wrong, the K-PAXians from the binary star system Agape - Satori, take the person to the center of town, and the entire tribe comes and surrounds him. For two days they’ll tell the man every good thing he has ever done.
All work ceases, and every man, woman and child gathers in a large circle around the accused individual. Then each person begins to talk to him out loud, about all the good things, every incident. Every experience that can be recalled, with any detail and accuracy is recounted. All his positive attribute, good deeds, strengths and kindnesses are recited carefully and at lenght.
No one is permitted to fabricate, exaggerate or be facetious about his accomplishments or persona.
The tribal ceremony does not cease until everyone is drained of every positive comment he can muster about the person in question.
At the end the tribal circle is broken, a joyous celebration takes place and the person symbolically and literally is welcomed back into the tribe.
The tribe believes that every human being comes into the world as GOOD, each of us desiring safety, love, peace, happiness.
But sometimes in the pursuit of those things people make mistakes. The community sees misdeeds as a cry for help.
They band together for the sake of their fellow man to hold him up, to reconnect him with his true Nature, to remind him who he really is, until he fully remembers the truth from which he’d temporarily been disconnected: “I AM GOOD”
He proceeds in wrapping up the attempt to boost his crew's morale.
The empire's strenght is intimidation on the individual level, and meticulous, profilactic defence against the coming together of individuals, on a mob level. That is why they fear brave souls like Leonard, who actively seek out the binding elements which make us come together and overcome their tyranny. Now that we are together the relevance-force will point us towards the empire's weaknesses.
SW:R1H Mafia §core: 5 - 0
Mushrooms Badgers
Koshi: 13.89 53.05 1.77 π l 0.10 Rels l 0.12 Tumblewood l 0.04 Rels l 45.88 Tumblewood l 0.08 Rels ll 12.12 π l 29.25 Palmar l 6.43 Tumblewood lll
Holyflare: 19.85 47.39 1.63 π l 19.27 disformation l 27.02 Tumblewood l 0.08 Rels ll 18.22 π l 25.82 Palmar l 3.05 scott l 0.92 Tumblewood lll
scott: 4.71 47.28 0.80 π l 26.70 Rels l 20.50 Tumblewood ll 0.08 π l 4.35 Vivax l 3.93 π l 39.40 Vivax lll
Tictock: 47.48 45.22 2.75 π l 27.37 Rels l 17.85 Tumblewood l 0.03 Rels ll 44.73 π l 3.37 scott lll
geript: 36.9 33.82 4.68 π l 19.16 disformation l 0.15 DanelerH ll 32.22 π l 13.38 Vivax l 1.83 scott l 0.34 Tumblewood lll
Palmar: 42.85 18.69 0.45 π l 13 Rels l 24.45 geript l 5.66 Tumblewood l 3.70 geript l 0.03 Rels ll 42.40 π l 5.60 Holyflare lll
DanelerH: 24.63 0.68 4.18 π l 14.68 Koshi l 28.88 geript l 0.25 scott ll 20.45 π l 0.68 Tumblewood lll
? ?Trfel: ? l PM ConstellationConnaisseur with the answer to the trivia to receive love, insight and courage in [N][0]
How to quantify bragging rights for scum: They will henceforth be called eels (§). For every misslynch scum get 1 eel each, same for nightkills. For every scum lynch they lose (#T-1)÷#S each; in a 13p game on d1 that would be -3§.
How to keep live game §core: for the former scenario, upon successfully nightkilling a townie the §core would be 2 to 0 (mafia always first), while for the latter, plus same nk, 1 to 3 would be true.
How to count badgers: Same as bragons but limited to the flip information at hand, and instead of adding everything up, they are displayed separately "They" implies of course badgers: timeframes players managed to vote for scum as opposed to town. For example in a 13p game with 3 scum if you vote scum for 4 hours on day1 you get 9/3 x 4 = 12 (town - 1 to scum ratio x timeframe in hours; minutes get converted by × 1.666). ..but also snakes: if you vote for a townie instead you get 1 snake per hour ..and mushrooms: you accumulate 1 for every hour you spent not voting.
What's more, you ask? The realization that punishment for bannable offences is far too lax.
Therefore:
when sitting out games, there should be links to the relevant posts, which lead to bans. It's preferable if they get satirized somehow, using smileys as hyperlink fronts for example.
the sitoutee should get busy and provide accurate §core, every day, badgers every other day, bragons and eels at conclusion.
banned folk should use their timeouts and their slots in this topic to get creative and concoct setups and flavor for ongoing, or if masochistic past games, and suggest connector nodes to intertwine them with upcoming games, and provide advertisment and background lore.
Leo: Because I don't like the idea that I'm not in control of my life.
Kang ®§: I know exactly what you mean.
I've watched you, Leo. You do not use a computer like a tool. You use it like it was part of yourself. What you do with the flavor is not normal. I know. I've seen it. What you do is magic.
Leo: It's not magic.
Kang ®§: But it is, Leo. It is. How else would you describe what has been happening to Race Bannon?
We are trained in this world to accept only what is dictated and conventional. Have you ever wondered why?
As children, we do not separate the possible from the impossible which is why the younger a mind is the easier it is to free while a mind like yours can be very difficult.
Leo: Free from what?
Kang ®§: From the [N] .
Leonard Zunin looks at his eyes but only sees a reflection of himself.
(...)
4 years later => 8 years later => 4 years prior => Present => Rinse, Repeat:
Leo: Do you want to know what [T][M] is? Random bathingthought: Bragons can symbolically, symbiotically synergy-warg into those with targaryan kingsblood.
The § Raven may have the ability to parasitically warg into bragons.
The virgins of the newbee forest can turn men into zombie kings, or πrublood ®oyalty.
Zombies nearly drove bragons to extinction.
But Now, they are reborn. Play forum mafia, be a king, help ®ß defeat the zombie kings.
because
Winter is coming.
And omgus!
Some WIFOM brought to you by public service announcement. Stay classy San Liquidia
Onegu: Do you plead insane? if not => stfu. Not a word to nobody. You don't understand why you did was wrong! You need shadow and an apology, in 5 pies you'll be fresh-like, grasshoppa. Got it?1
Kruppe: Fuck off scrub [kap2] Skynx & Shadologue ® the onezzz rules here, [*l;P=>3Σ·1=="l niceone to!
On September 07 2016 00:42 sicklucker wrote: ok race is def chezinu guys. its fucking weird that he knows everyone in the community. He also seems to like me
Either the quality of Chezinus shennanigans has deteriorated in a very very sad manner or this is not Chez.
On September 07 2016 00:42 sicklucker wrote: ok race is def chezinu guys. its fucking weird that he knows everyone in the community. He also seems to like me
No, Race was actually very much not like Chez in the first 2 games he played aka pre 72 hours.
Seems way to much work for a player to be like that then switch for no reason what so ever. Most likely, Race is just Race. Besides, Kruppe was a smurf for Chez i think, so that would mean he was playing and cohosting if Race & Kruppe = Chez.
As him knowing everyone, the only one I prob. couldn't find out was jaheyoka. Idk who he is.
Besides, I think Palmar's game showed that Chez is better than this rn.
Eh,
Maybe it is someone we really don't expect if Race =/= Race. Maybe.....
Maybe it is Giygias Khan? That guy was just so...Normal.
On September 07 2016 00:42 sicklucker wrote: ok race is def chezinu guys. its fucking weird that he knows everyone in the community. He also seems to like me
DanelerH: 69.73 l Race Bannon*: 43.14 l Vivax: 3.95 l Trfel: -23.03 l Rels: -24.13 l disformation: -26.13 l Tumblewood: -42.28 l geript: -60.18 l Tictock: -73.78 l scott31337: -105.06
Penalty for modflip = division by N1, T to S ratio => 14.38
Original Message From Race Bannon: This is exclusively 4 FourFace's entertainment.
Original Message From The_Templar: If you have an issue with the mafia game/forum, you may want to bring it up with someone that has been active in the mafia forum in the past 1.5 years.
Original Message From Race Bannon: Race Bannon: BREAKING NEWS: Epic Bloopers OR EPIC THEME CONCEPT
Ahh, public service announcement here with an administrative Twist, the likes of which there is no precedent in the tl mafia community. Black, walk us through whatever is going on.
It seems like only a couple of weeks ago that we heard rumors of sensitive, managerial information leaking to the public, with potentially outrageous consequences. We covered conflicting reports about an alleged ultimate-stakes supergame of forum mafia, involving the bragging rights elite, gambling away their collective "wealth" to an underground, organized-crime syndicate.
Now it looks like the same whistleblower --known only as ConstellationConnaisseur-- strikes again with this live coverage of yet another forum mafia game, which he claims will go down in the database as the awesomest, most epic theme game, on any mafia related site, ever. Palmar haters will surely start getting itchy fingers if this bold prophecy proves to be anything other..
than total .
They would welcome any happier ending to whiplash his doomsday scenario out of the winning spots for this year's awards, the [T] is, some might say spuriously nominated for. What Beantheredonethat, along with his team of conspirators which we know for sure includes Lunaticman, a.k.a. halleluna, a.k.a. ludachrist and Onegu the crucifier (although the latter two may be uninformed), possibly even Shapelog, Race Bannon and Alakaslam, set the stage for .. has allegedly been initially hinted upon, but then masked as a mere mini --with most conventional, open-setup-- hosting debut.
In and of itself, even if we're being duped, a cluster bomb of precedents. Because beentheredonethat's two recorded games played on teamliquid sum up his entire involvement with he crowd, nevertheless he totally disregarded the queue of aspiring hosts, the regulations in the OP of which clearly state a minimum number of 4 games played and 1 cohosted, the necessity of a declaration of intent, motivation and aspired contribution be sent via PM to the manager, plus an evaluation of setup balance by the manager or local pseudo-deity Blazinghand, as basic requirements, all of which the Mad §kill Manager, Foolishness, knew nothing about when players, attracted by gorgeous flavor and format had already started signing up!
As mentioned previously, moderators, in this case the honorable Russian Battleruiser of the Templar caste, himself known to have frequented the sub-forum, weren't safe from involvement in this quasi gag ®§ avalanche of wtf, far from being concluded at the point of topic name change. Race Bannon, also previously mentioned as collaborator for the following reasons, as soon as the game commenced, debuted with an implied claim of role PM flavors diverging from the OP, also a big nono in some circles, only to post an uncensored screenshot of his inbox as proof for never having opened his in the first place, roughly 48h later; which naturally resulted in him getting modflipped.
Fast-forwarding to the present, our board of directors have been contacted, instructed by the mysterious ConstellationConnaisseur, invited even to be part of the overarching theme game's flavor platform in bringing you this news, along with the missing piece of the puzzle, the screenshot from the Obs QT, thus flipping everything into place and unweiling among other things, "the most daring, unorthodox but superlatively uncompromising, experimental concept of dynamic setup-balance solutions".
Facts TL;DR: Apparently the host confirmed that there is indeed a tripolar discrepancy between the OP flavor, Vanilla Townie PM flavor as opposed to Power Role and Scum flavor, and whatever the fuck Race Bannon thought his involvement would boil down to.
We do not know, godfather-forbid might never know the extent of what's going on, but for now, and enjoy the supremely mind-boggling, go-to show in town.
If this is confirmed, my estimate is we can expect polarizing reactions at best from the players and the community, as the attempt of such a hosting stunt is unlike anything that has ever been recorded in history #strangerdanger #frownupontrollishness.
On September 07 2016 00:42 sicklucker wrote: ok race is def chezinu guys. its fucking weird that he knows everyone in the community. He also seems to like me
No, Race was actually very much not like Chez in the first 2 games he played aka pre 72 hours.
Seems way to much work for a player to be like that then switch for no reason what so ever. Most likely, Race is just Race. Besides, Kruppe was a smurf for Chez i think, so that would mean he was playing and cohosting if Race & Kruppe = Chez.
As him knowing everyone, the only one I prob. couldn't find out was jaheyoka. Idk who he is.
Besides, I think Palmar's game showed that Chez is better than this rn.
Eh,
Maybe it is someone we really don't expect if Race =/= Race. Maybe.....
Maybe it is Giygias Khan? That guy was just so...Normal.
ElementaryLiquidiaMafiaConcept a bannon mafia game quartet.
Ruleset The Basics: 1] You may have other directives that drive you, but aspiring to win should be secondary to none. 2] Edit your /in post, don't unnecessarily bump the game thread. Keep it comprehensive and the sub-games (elements) neatly separated using two line breakers. Keep votes on top, separated with 3 line breakers from the rest of your post. 3] Do not screenshot-post or directly quote any of the PMs that I send you. Doing so will result in a mod-kill. Pretending to break this rule is the same as actually breaking it. You may paraphrase, but use caution. When in doubt, run it by me first. 4] Do not use encrypted text, hidden text, small text, or any other hard-to-read text when posting.. 5] Upon having been lynched or killed, you are out of that sub-game only. Do not post there anymore until the game is over, however you may post whatever in the games where you're still alive, including "Bah!" posts + Show Spoiler [details] +
Usually you do not talk about ongoing games. But since this is part of a 4 game bundle, you may freely discuss the other ongoing sub-games.
6] Do not talk about this game with anybody else outside of the designated threads unless your role PM explicitly says that you can. 7] Aspire to good sportsmanship. Please don't be a jerk to your fellow players. + Show Spoiler [My subjective take] +
on personal attacks is that on the internet, especially in games about lynching, shooting and stabbing where you have to put in considerable effort just to participate let alone deliver an astute performance, obnoxious and poorly argued discrediting of intellectual investment is way more detrimental to enjoyment than derogatory names, insults and flaming. Bearing anonymity in mind I wouldn't censor expression to shield impressionable people from taking vulgarity too personal. But I refrain from imposing my way of seeing it.
Heated discussion is fine, but vehement personal attacks, insults and flaming are not. If I feel that your behavior is preventing other players from enjoying the game, I reserve the right to force-replace, mod-kill or simply issue you a warning. 8]
Day, Night, and Twilight: 9] There are 4 games in total. With regard to the order in which they start the first 3 have Day phases lasting for 2 days apiece, while silent Nights kick in after deadline, and the last one will last for 24 hours + twilight from the others. Night phases will last for the duration of the other games' dayphases. I will post specific deadlines in the game thread at the start of every Day / Night phase. 10] When someone gets hammered (a majority is reached) Twilight is in effect until the deadline of that dayphase (regardless of time of hammer the flips get announced then). Players may continue to talk during Twilight, including the player that has been lynched, but consider it part of the Wind game's dayphase after the first week. 11] If you do not send me your Night action before the specified deadline, I will assume that you are not performing an action on that Night. 12] If you know you will be unavailable during a Night phase, you may send me your night action during the preceding Day phase if you so desire. 13] Deadline extension requests will be considered on a case-by-case basis.
Voting: 14] There will be a voting thread. Votes should look like this: Vote: N, using the bold tag, preferably linked to an anchor for the relevant game thread post's location, and highlighted on the top of the post (preferably linked to the anchor as well). This is the only exception from the hidden text rule. Nicknames are fine, as long as I can understand them. 15] If you don't want your vote to count for bragon calculation, PM me within 3 minutes of your vote with the subject "void vote". Unvotes are helpful but not necessary. 16] Please refrain from engaging in any kind of voting trickery. If it looks like a vote, I'm counting it as a vote. 17] A quicklynch will occur when a majority (more than 50% of all possible votes) is reached. The number of votes needed to hammer will be included with every vote count. 18] If a majority is not reached by the deadline then the person with the earliest, most votes eats rope. 19] Once a hammer occurs, no votes or unvotes will prevent the lynch from happening. 20] You may VOTE: No Lynch to end the Day with no lynch (which will also require a majority). You may VOTE: Draw to end the game in a draw (which will require 100% agreement from all living players) if you wish to insult me.
Activity: 21] You will be expected to post at least thrice every 48 hours. If you go more than 48 hours without posting 3 times, you will be prodded. If you receive a prod, you will have 24 hours to post in the game thread. If you do not respond to your prod within 24 hours, you will be replaced. Additionally, if I have to prod you more than two times, you will be replaced. 22] I will keep a record of voting bragging rights for townies, aka bragons, which should be incentive enough for you to vote. 23] If you know that you will have limited access to the game for more than a few days, please let me know via PM, not in the thread!
Communication with the Moderator: 24] Ideally you should consider me perfect and the "mistakes" I make as my way of empathizing with stupidity. Nevertheless I will correct any errors you might notice regarding vote counts, deadlines, or anything else related to the game. 25] Once the game commences I will not answer any role-related questions in the game thread, and I don't respond well to criticism there either. Nevertheless should you need to get my attention, include @Mod in your post. Also, bolding will help catch my eye, but I repeat: if you have any questions about your role, the (theoretical implications of the) roles of any other players in the game, or (theoretical) role interactions, send me a PM. Do not try to trick me into confirming a player's role. I will not be amused.
Miscellaneous: 26] If you have any problems with another player, send me a PM and I will do my best to resolve the issue. If you like me take my personal views in the spoiler of the seventh rule to heart. 27] If a player is mod-killed during the Day phase, either the game freezes until a replacement is found or the day ends immediately and the game transitions into twilight. 28] Don't post like this! 29] The flavor text is for entertainment purposes only. Analyze it at your own risk. 30] Do not ask me to mod-kill, force-replace, or discipline any other player in the game. That is my decision to make, not yours. 31] As the moderator, my word is final. Please respect my instructions and my decisions. 32] I reserve the right to change these rules during the game if necessary. If this happens, I will inform everybody of the rule change in the thread. 33] In addition to these rules, some site-wide rules also apply. 34] If you catch a glimpse of someone breaking the rules, be sure to accumulate evidence before you make accusations. 35] Probably will prove to be the most problematic rule of all, but for me it's common sense: while the games are afoot, and you are eligible to post, you may not influence others' perception of you by invoking anything from your personal life outside the overarching game context, like plans, excuses or even reasons for mood shifts. Off-topic talk is not only ok, I encourage it. + Show Spoiler [details] +
Interesting facts, opinions, humor, performance in other fields etc., bring it, so don't get me wrong, I want you to manifest your personality as much as you like, and talk about really anything except the thing I just mentioned. Some things that compromise your anonymity you should think twice about posting, is all. It's not even about your anonymity, don't get me right but then wrong again, it's about the reading experience. There are 7 billion+ people with real life stuff going on, and mafia can fabricate lies about it, therefore I want none of it in bannon games, ever. There are other threads for you to be all you are; in bannon game threads you basically died, and your death/physical-plane-transcendence/ascension induced this very selective type of amnesia.. pretty much for the same reason actors don't start yapping about their issues, or at least it doesn't wind up in the final take, which makes for a better viewing / reading / hosting experience.
Setup: 36] Flavor for roles will be revealed upon death, anywhen post-death, post-game or not at all; never via role PM. Sample Vanilla Townie:
You are a Vanilla Townie. You have a voice and a vote. You win when all threats to the town are eliminated.
Game thread is here. Confirm by replying to this PM with your role followed by "HUUUUUUT!"
Setup
4x15 persistent-player mini normal with identical open setup + [T] elements involving setting (here), editing (only one game post allowed), day/night phase duration, gradual scum conspiracy concept by conditioning private communication + Show Spoiler [details] +
scum are initially uninformed, 24 to 36 hours after the first dayphase I communicate the face-value bragon count (disregarding void PMs), for them to try and deduce their compadres. Come next dayphase they may PM me the name of someone they suspect to be one of them, so they may join a quicktopic together. If the compadre is the traitor, or a townie's name comes up then the solicitation for private communication remains denied, unless the traitor got shot by mafia and called upon a dayphase thereafter.
, hierarchy prioritization for mafia nightkills (godfather's vote for target counts as 2 and tie-braker, voyeur's as 1, goon's as 1, traitor's 0 until called to quicktopic, then 2) + Show Spoiler [superpowered] +
Passive: immune to investigation, 1-shot bulletproof, odd-day groundhog-day god (cannot be lynched on odd-numbered days). Active: even-night..
SK, Fruit Vending optional for all (exclusively limits active night action / voids mafia member's NK vote, target gets notified: "you've received a/n piece/s of fruit") and unorthodox votecount layout + Show Spoiler [.] +
Full setup: DT Doc odd-night Vigilante VT x 7 SK Mafia Godfather Mafia Traitor Mafia Voyeur Mafia Goon
I invite authorities on balance discussion to give their 2 cents ITT (not more than 3 people please). Signups closed until given green light by managing authorities (would prefer circumventing "necessary" Race Bannon sitouts). Open discussion and questioning here please.
Lore & Flavor Unique, separate but connected, live flavor for all 4 sub-games, with subsequent, post-game salvaging and distribution of lore, relevant for future bannon mafia games canon, built upon-, and taken steps further from already established elements from past Race Bannon / ocigateway / Loranthaceae mafia flavor and involvement on-, and off-site. What I have in mind currently: the events of this game will take place in 3 different hyperplane spacetimes and 1 god dimension, narrated from an all-encompassing dream consciousness vantage point, featuring characters inspired by real people, and setting elements inspired by stuff I consider cool, awesome, relevant or a combination of these factors, cross-sewed by internet links, pictures, gifs and media or whatever, news, to either get points across or set moods, and went HAM upon via my insane trolling^0 skills, all of which are complementing the construction upon the already established concept of a continuum of overarching forum mafia games on top of regular games, made possible via the illusive impact the currency for bragging rights has on the community, spawning an open ended interactivity and infinitely complex dynamic, which stretches into and may yet transform the fabric of mundane existence for everyone involved.
Dreamworld & Wifi-Matrix Hype Quasi trailer / troller request: audio & video mashup screened in a venue like The Womb, as described in mini 1706 on mafiascum.net, flashdanced to by naked people wearing teamliquid caps as opposed to horse masks, as popularized by harlem shake internet phenomenon, supercut to highlight best moves / forum mafia evolution highlights mixed with:
x
fitting scenes like Jon Snow revival when lyrics say: make my heart start beating
subsequent, coordinated flashmob on mmorpg video game platforms: eve online, starcraft brood war bisu x stork grudge match vs jaedong x shine x soulkey, commentated by Rapid x Sayle + soundbites, blogged by YokoKano, etcetc
On September 06 2016 16:35 yamato77 wrote: can we not shit up the mafia forum and inboxes with this plz thnx
better here then my inbox :D. but one post wont kill this very small sub thread. I would rather contain race bannon here and hell its more fun this way :D
It's the 1st of december folks! The time of the year when overarching bragon count highscores reset. Enjoy a clean slate for every game starting hereafter.
Lights, ~~~ camera, ~ þ Action's got the stamina he's comin for yo Gs, don't mind me þ telling ya. P-lease... ~~~
there's nowhere to run under the þ swarm the slaughter's only begun as we're watching our champion and þ chatting in the LR, it's fun!
'Cuz of the nydus you see the þ light of the supplies on fire early. Light looking so tired þ GGs as we all admire
all the skill we've seen transpire, þ 'nouncer lady feels desire. Mafia's legit no liar þ when he says he'll satisfy her
appetite for games so high on þ entertainment scales, retires all her fears of not having done þ anything with life; skies are bright,
glaring rockstardom in her eyes. þ I forgot what I advertise oh right playing mob on the side?'s þ awesomer than you realize.
Mob's gameplay and story stores a þ cornucopia world for the broodwar wiseguys to explore; uh- þ huh! will render progames mem'ra + Show Spoiler +
[anchoir] ble like what yo first nut felt like. Carefree teens on molly on strike cheering for the dyke on the mic to spit hype, flow boiling hot as sheikh oil struck by lightning; pizzazz þ encore demanding, tasma Taz hypercaine inducing bars says þ ev'ryone; so clean so high res.
Uhh, what was this bit about oh þ riginally? rhymes so tight, no, where were we? TL KSuhL þ Mob incomee, need to ancho this shit out, sorry. ~ Memoreeeewiiind (drum mashup) ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ ~ {..} memora [anchoir]
ble like yo first time with a girl þ curled up, spooning. Akin to Merl in perking books. Magic unfurl þ ing follow the burning sterling {..}
[hook] Race Bannon. He's on the street ~ þ sweepin bitches off their feet. £ Haters h8in 'cuz they weak, ~ þ listening to lesbatron £
The plane is going to stall: they're going raise the elevators, dynamically adjust the engines and open the door and windows, for ventilation purposes. Go outside and come back in.
There's the countdown, you got 4 minutes and 20 seconds to grow balls, get up, walk all the way to the door, and have about 4.20 seconds of quasi-zero gravity, before the door automatically shuts again, plus another before and another after of Easy-G to get ready to do it and to get back up like a boss. Showtime!
For Unity. For Ubiquity.
"Can't strike through the video lma ooooooooooooooo "
FADE TO BLACK Warning! This account's password will be reset after the game, shared in a communist fashion.. Backup! Backup!
"There are none like it, and it's ours."
Q: ...... . .. .. .. .. .. Ss A: It lives. What's that?
Q: Thirsting for some role, can I get some role, please? Urgghh, Ooh!
After reading this article I started thinking to myself what I would like to see in Starcraft 3 (if it would ever get made, which is unlikely). And I would also like to know what others are dreaming of?
My whishes would be: - A similar campaign as the one in starcraft 2, still one of the most well crafted campaigns in any RTS. - A sort of meta campaign comparable to Company of Heroes 2 Ardennes Assault or Dawn Of War: Dark Crusade. I think this could work very well in Starcraft, if handled properly. Not just a string of skirmishes, but some semi-random properties that change (eg. ai personality, 'weird' maps eg. floor is lava, king of the hill ...) with some persistent elements between missions (like the upgrades in the regular campaign). - If I'm allowed to go wild: an army painter like in Dawn of War. - Even better matchmaking in 1v1 - Controversial wish: A new race.
...FADE TO BLACK...
4face wrote: ... Easy, there. Listen to the tune.. and then write it into the flavor. I was backseat cruising around Paris in an Opel Astra to this.
Q: Thank you very much. Any idea why I can't edit this post? A: You should be able to. Looks like the edit button is hiding. Might be a good aptitude test for an admin to explain why that happened and fix it.
Also.. MS, Lang Buddha, Tit-for-tat, consider yourself invited. Can I go now? A: Mhm, in a Yoda voice. Yes, yes.. sure, sure. Have a good one, Morpheus. MhmmH! To the chronomod mobile! 4 .. 2 .. 0
2.#3: Call me Pablo. I'm not actually on the plane, sitting at table 2, seat 3? I think the football guy is, may be wrong. AP is hot! What happened; what's going on? A: Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight.
You didn't know who or what Rafe Bananon was, and what was up with the large-scale attack on your cognitive game-thread experience by these psycho-circle-jerk swarmlings and their parasitic, grabasstic impulses to disrupt your high with their defilement mantras and intuition-/influx obstruction gimmicks... Therefore, shortly upon boarding, we succumbed to hypoxia-induced loss of consciousness anyway —even though you really didn't want to fade at that moment. "Breathe in! Now breathe out! Log-into and use the TL3D.net facet to represent this universal TLMafia hydra (except during the games that use them as a scum QT), wisely, continuing to pump life in its veins." But because you boldly refused to breathe in the stench of the atrophied, barren carrion —you absolutely WOULD NOT have us interdimensionally carry on-board— left in the wake of their processing, or, unsure what insult can be worse than to post in such a way as to render it objectively impossible to tell the difference, lack thereof of the OP and mod posts, we sent your consciousness promenading limbo with glimpses, trailers of past and future. However, all that time while your access channels were snoozing in clathrate hydrates, the stench-lockdown wouldn't bulge none, so as you were beginning to rejuvenate stronger and more consistent, we can only imagine how sweet the scent must've felt like to your senses, given the stark contrast when you got kiss-of-lifed by the APotOS, brushed off and introduced to your voyage companions; and boy did they introduce themselves... At least that's what we were hoping your report back to us might elaborate on, since you soloed through that bit. We, uhh.., went to get some popcorn. *crunching a couple* Here, have some.. "Hail Hydra!"
We "What the f*** happened, oh my God.. did you just 5gum-commercial me? You smell SO.. GOod!"
Resumes kissing you, fade to black + mineral-blue: "Madness can sometimes be the path to truth", fade to more in-your-face popcorn
You "Footballs, myeeah; I like it, that's clever. Pretty smart... Pretty smart,"
Kinga Makes attempt at auto-erotic lower-limb motion, "EVERYBODY COOL THIS iS A RUBBERY!"
AP "DON'T YOU f***iNG PiGS MOVE .. ahh, flex your legs to see if you can touch em with your foot, that is" ^_^
Take the bowl. We can always make some more for later. We'll be here transcribing the memories into flavor as aesthetically and dynamically pleasing as we should, using Dr Dre instrumentals to keep us cheerful. Then we'll send you back as one of them.. you might forget all about us at that point. Know that we'll envy you and the rewards your courage has opened up to you alone for savoring with your new friends, while we're left in charge of TLMafia back here.. sigh, with nothing but a vision.
radiofreetlmafia
Cheat enabled!
"But already you were stuffing your gum-hole with psycho-activity-visualization-aiding compounds, drugs the genetically-engineered corn seeds were laced with. A complicated psychokinetic soft tempest melody was what our proto-sub-conscious mind 5-dimensionally sewed and stitched together, at the time of your introductions to the vastly superior ways of playing forum mafia. " "This was to serve as your encryption AND compressed data nutshell, clawing you to the dimensions of causality, so you could reverse the tide and forage for what was blasted out into psycho-cyberspace by your emotions, to echo in a loop for nearly all eternity, fainting into non-existence, then reemerging scattered throughout orbital platforms and battlecruiser-crash-landing sites as a resource, harvested by giant crustaceans who would transcend their primitive state, and morph into more complicated entities with thought synergies and sensory re-anchoring properties."
A: Mhhkey, cool story, Eddard. I bet it gets better, though.
"Acting as your context to keep you somewhat sane during the memento-refurbishing process, and being the means to unpack and transmit the data to your fellow faceteers was your uplink to a simulation, resembling games of a better version of Starcraft: Brood War being played at a globally broadcasted tournament, the [4]SL.
Hello. I currently preside over table 1's starting position seat #4. Would you like me to help you intuit how I promote and run my forum mafia games? A: Of course. It's about time.
Well first I make sure I'm not dealing with people who can't be enjoyable while pointing and typing, or can't promptly recall random finepoints of their meta while being challenged in an environment that demands advanced hand-eye coordination skills.
I could gather the potentials into an osu! room, and we'd play my custom Dr Dre instrumental beatmaps and blitz mafia during breaks in-between tournament games of starcraft. I can pack a lot of info about the soonish-to-be-played forum mafia game into the audio, including a pop-quiz aptitude test for the players to answer via PM, ASAP, after everybody has warmed up, and we've played the role distribution beatmap, whereby the ranking output decides which role slots they get to fill. Which roles get attributed to which number in the ranking gets decided by association with a Starcraft Tournament game or inspired by my eagerness to witness the Skateboarding Olympics, or the information-screen slot of the flight I'm taking to get there..
When I have a working product, I anchor it to a number: the non-chemical equivalent of big cats spraying their scent on a tree or bush, I concoct dope lyrics that incorporate all facets of the mechanics and their connection to the number and the circumstances of birth. I then pay a twitch or afreeca streamer to spit them to a particular bpm and scheme, and clip it, download the clip with streamlink and develop a beatmap over it, which I transfer to the role-bearer + source and commentary material.
Now most streamers would exhibit a jaded reaction to such a request, so I got to get to know the portal inhabitants quite thoroughly, picking out my favorites, amassing awesome clips and doing my best to enjoy and conduct myself in a mature fashion during chat interaction, so they know my intentions aren't to put them on blast, so to speak. In fact I'm the founder and 4-shot/day-night cycle moderator of a 'livestreamwins' thread on TL3D — where I encourage the trend of streaming live-gampeplay in 3D, and joining up with fellow IRL streamers, in order to attach the cameras to one pod, so that they're parallel-view 3d-ready next to each other.. easily viewed as such on any phone, for example (without the loss of frames and contrast/brightness that comes with shutter or polarized-light glasses), VR goggles or visorshades. I like to think that it's in part because of me, that most phones will now have two cameras placed apart from each other in the future in this dimension, as well. Ok so far? A: The alleged future you saw, yes. I hope so, I can dig it. I'm down to bury some of these posters deep. Just get me a couple of those shots..
Equipped with 40 second shutters, the cameras on the phone combined with a make-believe blackboard make for a good notepad equivalent. I'd go out stargazing and place my phone somewhere static, while writing out every role-related detail with a LED light, and place animated versions of the images as 3D backgrounds for the beatmaps, and have the sliders trace them.
In preparation immediately prior to gamestart, I show the scumteam how I choose my twitch clips, and other embeddable media, to augment my interactions, in-tune and in-tandem with staying true to the ideas to be expressed AND preserving their relevance as I connected them to the media, and package them for effect and purpose... What? A: Those who suck at this don't get to see the inside of the tetrahedron.
No, they don't. Like it's not even a subjective judgement. I've made my entire collection available to you. Ready for a test flight?
"But do you think we can fly.. aweigh, .. aweigh?"
A: Roger that, Edison. Hit it.. while I borrow this here visorino, thank you very much, for just a tad of righteous retribution. Actually lemme check with the bestest geometric form's characteristic first.
Black Friday promotional offer, Mafia on a Plane /ins for a quarter of the price: all you need to do is keep track of the poker card decks' sequence changes and PM the players their cards & post flops and rivers - and all that only if you rando scum.
#2: Emolio: "This sorceress isn't even that hot, and I'm supposed to tackle that there behemoth-axe wielder while she's rubbing herself off to our internecine sausage fight, f*** that I'm outy; does she even know what internecine means, she looks dumb AF, yo."
#1: "My name is Nona Yobizinisu, vanilla milkshake. Get a tan and deodorant, leave before I call Yakuza boyfriend!" Creepy, glue-sniffing losers — attracting them like magnet, always! *later, tearflow warping her reflection in the male-Kpop-idol-stickers-laden mirror*, "Why am I so lonely, What's wrong with me Baekhyun-kun?!" *snorts* "..I'm talking to a sticker!"
#0: "Oh lawd, What the f*** is in those potions?" And why am I getting aroused watching fossils get it on; not good, it's been so long. Single-handedly I could take on all three prime evils at once, and feel my vagina atrophy, or.. :shrug:
MS, Lang Buddha, Tit-for-tat, consider yourself invited. Can I go now? A: Mhm, in a Yoda voice. Yes, yes.. sure, sure. Have a good one, Morpheus. MhmmH! To the chronomod mobile! 4 .. 2 .. 0
PulsePulsePulsePulsePulse Now Playing Snippets of "Larger Than Life" SC3 × TL Forum Mafia Hybrid Origins
2.#3: Footballs, he said, was when there are two balls in the game, and an extra set of offside refs, and another ref, for the other ball.. yellow and orange.
Q: Really?
2.#3: Ya.
A: Go on..
2.#3: Mh? Oh! 2 balls. And people just play as well as they can, trying to win.
Q: What's that got to do with mafia?
2.#3: I don't know. You should ask him that.
A: ...
2.#3: Yah. No wait, uh, oh yeah they play to win. But then.. the ones who played to win yesterday come and play footballs mafia, and he casts and streams it, or plays and streams it. He's got like a really cool multiple-cam setup and things.. really cool. 3D and such.
A: Tell us more about footballs mafia.
2.#3: Well, I mean, he just did all that so there's no cultural confusion. He said if the USAmericans are going to be stupid about it, the nomenclature, we're going to come up with this new version and they'll HAVE to call it footballs.
Q: I think he meant the mafia part, though?
2.#3: Right! This time, .. and I should say after the ones who played for skill with no other directive than to win .. they go and play memory poker. And then the next day, as mentioned, footballs mafia, and then poker mafia.. on the forum. Forum Mafia Poker, where they can embed stuff from the streamed games and whatnot. But they're at the same LAN, so they're still sitting in a circle.. and .. facing away from each other, and .. they got the googles on, cuz .. 3D.
So I was talking about footballs mafia.. well obviously there's a minority involved, and they want one team to win, but they might be on the other team. Since they were selected from the ones who played for skill to win, the other day, they can't just play bad, so the overarching goal of the game is to play for style.. for show.
On September 18 2020 08:17 Dangermousecatdog wrote: I've never played Mafia, but could someone explain the point of playing the game online in a forum. Without real life interactions, isn't it just a game of chance/maths like online poker but without the money?
On September 20 2020 20:02 quirinus wrote: The Mafia that's played on TL forums has a bunch of special roles that make it more strategic. Otherwise, I agree, it would be pointless.
No offense, but.. bruh
...Meanwhile:
{F}[M] Information-prerogativist minority vs self-teaching majority; mouse-only
aka
Raceday
13 ×
4 ×
(Subarus)
If your /in depends on there being fancypants roles and there's no other way to fill this (without you), I can be bothered to delegate a couple of percentages of my cognition to probe the awesomesphere and dig up what it is that would make sense in that regard; as it stands this game is more about storytelling. Nothing comes even remotely close to this setup and flavor in terms of wtf —you'll have to trust me; for now, and try hard to convince yourself when we begin unraveling the mystery of the 420lluminati, because neither you nor I may use a physical keyboard.
Set to start on October 10th at 11 AM, GMT Set to end on at midnight, GMT Features 3 × (4-hour-long dayphases + 20-minute nightphases) = 13-hour-long game
Victory via proficient voting & mafia team identity deduction (experimental). Come the end of the 3rd nightphase, if there are more correct guesses as to the identity of the mafia from alive townies than there are mafiosi left, then the winners are the 4 townies with the highest score:
End-of-Dayphase-voting for Mafia: + [(# of Townies alive — 1) / # of Mafiosi alive] points EoD mis-voting: —1 point —0.42 points per EoD not voting + 3 points if guessed correctly; (RIP notwithstanding)
Otherwise only the top townie wins, along with the 3 mafiosi. There can be only 4 winners.
All-vanilla / "mountainous" (may be subject to change) Mafia can talk in the private thread / however they want, all throughout. The most-voted player (earliest, in the case of a tie) will be eliminated at the end of the dayphase. "Extra, extra! Revolution: Host punishes the persistence of ignorance by deciding the nightkill" (experimental)
I'll start telling you how and wherefrom to approach familiarizing yourself with a forum mafia meta saga I've been actively involved in, itching to put a report of to e-page for years, and never encountered a precedent for, in an attempt to galvanize an obsession, a compulsion to find out what the hell and how it could be for what happened to have happen. With your survival on the line, you will tell its story back to me, as if you're writing a spoilers-laden résumé of a book.
This thing involves multiple on-site and off-site mafia championships, 3 other forum mafia portals, one non-streaming but hella busy viewing, chatting and writing stuff on its profile page twitch.tv channel, a bunch of general life-affirming philosophy and philosophy on how mafia is ideally supposed to be played for the sake of being worthwhile and whatnot.. A LOT.
Listen, you will get offed, come dawn, if you're misunderstanding it, or even feign to misunderstand it too much. If my subjective take on who the weakest torchbearer to shine light on my mysterious shiznit is got you singled out you're donezo, whether town or a part of the scum trio (you can AMA and I'll try to provide competent and honest replies promptly, in the latter case}.
On January 05 2014 05:18 AllHailHydraGod wrote: Philosophical question: If you assume that the ensemble of cognitive processes that make up your current state of mind can be abstractly/metaphorically equated to being seated, what state of mind could dancing be equated to?
Hosting / playing in this game.
Let me add that I'm not asking you to get excited about past forum mafia games strangers played in. The information that the minority are being tutored on-demand to assimilate —and the majority of you are invited to intuit— consists solely of good bits; constructive and consequential.
Not sure yet what I will deliver as primer —for sharing my vast arsenal and wherewithal I gained via contemplating and searching, living this simple yet profoundly elegant, infinite in its aggregatory and reinventive capacity framework of gameplay and beyond— to all players each day & nightstart, but I mean to keep it real, compact, whole, fresh, reactive; a comfy base to venture out from towards realizing superlative value for our time congregating hither now, hopefully yonder, courtesy of next iterations, synergy ahoy.
Do away with the mundane! Be curious and let me present to you anchors we shall and ought to resort back to, snowballing our evaluation of past and present potential for superlative awesomeness, for our mutual pleasure and benefit, steadily raising standards, casting aside prejudice, disarming our and others' stupidity along the stroll —for what prey tell would be a more worthy yield of our investment?
Let's find out. I, for four, am and always have been all ears when elusive whispers promise prospects of majestic manifestations, lavish dances of divinely social principles governing what we call mafia —in absence of agreement on a more inspiring nomenclature it, let me tell you, no doubt deserves.
Should you doubt me, my eloquence, my drive —or tenacity in negating the potential depletion thereof— and sensibility to cater to your expectations in particular and what you consider relevant to our interaction look no further than the pagetop —I challenge you to name a more fitting song to be featured in a signup thread with regard to setting the mood for typing (or rather point-and clicking on the on-screen keyboard, which you can find in the start menu's control panel past the ease of access center, btw) that entrance-announcing incantation we know and love than the the-going-HAM-of-Slash-foregrounding instrumental of Give In To Me. For I dare plan to run this game without lapse in displaying the same level of competence inherent in choosing it.
Basically, since the beginning of our —one of the most widespread— calendar(s), the royal/religious elite might have been playing a variant of 'Recently read book gets summarised by its amnesiac author' + Show Spoiler [prompt compliance: ] +
The thing I've never encountered within a narrative —be it book, film, oral story, anecdote or forum mafia flavor— and so I figured I would love to read upon having forgotten that I wrote it is what happens when the prime personality entity loses control upon going comatose, and their assistants' reliance on him/her supplying them with 'Hexen' stimuli blackouts.. not to mention the underdog becomes top dog, with no apparent intention to show love to the orphaned. Will they intelligently band together and figure out the workings of the physical body, how to generate electric impulses, which brain pathways to steer them through, etc., in order to achieve animation and thus keep themselves relevant/functional/fed/happy? Will they compromise intelligently, to make use of their thorough collective knowledge of the psychesphere and forum..
Mafia
Jesus died N0, in heaven. He was the Son Of God there, a Heiland on earth and posthumously (the turd, not the second time around—dude, is there no video of MJ's song that's exactly 4 minutes & 20 seconds long.. 4:19, 4:21, 22..) became the arc of a symbol for Godfather placeholding.
It is now Day13 of Month9 of Year2021. Alors-là how many votes it takes to+ Show Spoiler [lynch] +
j'en sais rien.
a.k.a. Outsourced Godfather Mafia ^ as opposed to the nonsensical terms like democratic (power demonstration), communist (.coms with servers in Munich), totalitarian (totalled Ariane-rockets scientists and astronauts rule the world), anarchist (against narrative-or-other-type-of arcs or arches / faceless), etc., seems to be THE description of how a massive number of humans mainstream-politically organise with superlative accuracy—with anarchist close-second; democratic would be in the lead if there was one person to associate the power demonstrations with.
Someone who's like yeah, sure I dug the equivalent of a Eurotunnel to connect two Notre Dames underground for my son to host a birthdayparty-power-parade pilgrimage with street-racing and surround-sound&mashups-incorporating music once he turns 420 (reptilian) while y'all were in lockdown cuz lmaorona hue hue. Of course I declared a cookie from my hometown, bearing a name almost identical to mine a delicacy and placed a store next to the spacetimedimensional tunnel's entrance/exit to sell it.
"But Mr... democratic means power of the people".. grow up! You can't fathom the idea of splitting your psyche in four, let alone 80k-mill-or-billion—a prerequisite to truly empathise with the concept of mass-individualistically masterminded political functionality. The Godfather need not be a person, part of a person or persons or even a construct of sub-, trans-, inter-, and/or superindividually converging human impulses.. it can be a set of rules, ideally ours, or an assumption of responsability—to mod existence in accordance with the goal of maximum worth-living-whileness for tout AND, if you have children, making it a priority to render their life objectively better than the nothingness from whence they got kidnapped.
#jesuisgodfather
4 something to become Substance D it must die despite having harbored immense potential for liveliness and synergy. 'tis in post-mortem disambiguation by an informed and eloquent party that it can be packaged and dealt, to generate what end, guilt? of not having facilitated and participated in its dance..; yes and n0.
The quasi entertainment link with relevance 2.0 preceding the SK(/N0? that's a yes from me, rn) flavor got lost when picosong closed its doors, but twas Spice Girls' 2 become 1 with a reverse reverb/echo effect.
The Larry Fly bit I narrated must've been her, the flavor character's favorite piece of flavor, judging by the fact that she hardly modified it apart from a city, pajama, sex, name & club name change. The original name of this role, arguably the leader of the mafia faction in Pula, was Fly_Lori, the first head of the last hydra from the make-believe player list of /rl/place, also consisting of Rihanna and Lana del Rey, called Fly_Lorianna del Rey, iirc.
The role PM flavor remained a draft on the ocigateway's writer.bighugelabs.com node, unpublished because N the australian permanently took over the hosting—wouldn't give back the privilege upon heavy criticism from the main account, Loranthaceae; no fucks given with regards to implementing the preparations that went into the storycraft.. but that's how the internet is (full of ppl who wouldn't act the way they do if you knew their address).
Thievery Corporation — The Time We Lost Our Way Despite salvaging some awesomeness, it's safe to say D is for dumbness and despair; like waiting around for the next meal whilst lying on a disgusting and misfitting mattress all day (would it not be for this outlet's enabling me to walk to- and from a picturesque setting to gather my input-worthy thoughts at), involuntarily listening to sonic pollutants' fight for out-emancipation, never straying far from the awareness of the cockroaches' ubiquity—while alienation brings us back to Saint-Quentin Mafia's doom.. how cool, indeed. Streets smelled divine, no roaches but lo-.. where did those aphids (highlanders with banhammers and provocation-response-ban-instigatory smurf/alt/main account proxies) come from that are now everywhere.. balance, I suppose.
Until group E remains the ASL's most recently concluded, this post is editable. I'm especially concerned about the following Achilles'-heel-type paragraph I'm nevertheless leaving myself open for criticism with:
I don't usually invoke authoritative arguments to make a point, but iNcontrol's entire involvement with the subforum spans across two posts—one of which is the /in he wrote to announce his participation in the second ever TL Mafia game. Alas, why would an educated, proficient and enthusiastic English language user, otherwise a most active forumite find no incentive to resonate with the social dimension this game can theoretically summon, and thus muster a turd? iNcompetence to foreground what works and matters about mafia, would be my educated assessment... never again if you Shine a spotLight on my writing.
(Transferring mod privileges away from an account named FecalFeast .. would it advance the good cause, as well, one might be tempted to wonder; #notmygodfather)
Seems like AI to me. AI Dungeon can post clearer messages.
For the record, I have only played games with three smurf accounts. ReporterSmurf created in the smurf game. I also smurf in the Protactinium after receiving password from flamewheel. Later on I discovered many others used that same smurf account.
FYI, I played a personality mafia game once where I was assigned the personality of Protactinium. Little did they know that I was playing Chezinu pretending to play Protactinium who was in fact Chezinu playing Protactinium.
Later I tried smurfing again as kholly... I couldn't hold back the inner troll...
There is still one more smurf account out there that I haven't named here.. I have yet to play a game with that account. Years ago, I created an account and interacted with other parts of teamliquid with this said account to establish a background, so that one day I may smurf without being an obvious smurf... I had almost forgotten about that plan until now.
Meanwhile, in a chymera of real life & a hotchpotch of alternate fictional universes...
Princess Mormont / Emma Roberns: "With more than 125 stores/accommodations in France alone, the second-hand-ware store, social lubricator and occupation/domicile provider, EMMAÜS International is the perfect organization to aid rekindle the fire of passion for Starcraft Remastered. Let us, here in Bern -- the helveticapital -- be the first to declare our branch thereof an ultimate esport sympathizing entity. Rejoice in our ambitions to host a tournament to prove it!"
Gregor Clegane / Kaa / S.R. Hadden: "Surely we can put together a team to galvanize resources, map out potential & capability, and chart a course towards achieving the loftiest goals
On March 19 2022 09:05 raynpelikoneet wrote: What are you talking about, no baby Chez'?
None yet.. Hopefully there will be many!
in the name of awesomeness; for all others to conjunct /in."
Jaime Lannister / Louie (pseudo-whispers to Robert / Baloo): "Junk is right, ey, Roberto? SO MUCH JUNK, OKEeEHEY!"
Lord Varys / Doob: "To be fair, very little of what people donate turns out to be junk, but I'm sure you were referring to your shlongs, innit? hue hue (frowns) *sigh"
Jaime Lannister / Louie: "Varys, ... "
Lord Varys: "Yes?"
Jaime Lannister / Louie: "Nothing, forget about it!"
Lord Varys / Doob: "Very good!"
Gregor Clegane / Kaa / S.R. Hadden (smiles broadly upon finishing the sentence): "Well, forum mafia on TL is a wingman teambuilding game."
This vintage bad boy on the left and the RE80 to Milano on the right of the S20 one is walking to the front compartment of and gets in, balls being the ticket outta hee towards Lugano, with only the excuse to hear some jazz/blues music to warrant being ripped away from the comforts Casa Martini provides, and the locations where fruits like figs, pears, plums, apples, grapes were to be found, washed and savoured; towards a place Branislav, the targaryan-looking Slovak one was Emmaus colleagues with two times (as if stalked) dislikes for its supposed mafia infestation. Al, another, an old Tiger one is extremely annoyed with due to getting interrupted, strawmanned and condescended in the presence of others constantly.. dislikes it for the locals' alleged refusal to greet him and make casual conversation.
Re 420 161 a atteint son terminus contre le butoir de la voie 1 de la gare de Locarno.
Depuis mi-décembre 2016, les "BoBo" de la division P (voyageurs) se font rares au Ticino.
At Bern, one and Bran had a chatty italian colleague named Roberto (who Bran got acquainted with during an earlier collegiate, and spent the Feierabend drinking beer with) who wasn't the only one to disturb one's showertaking session for the peace of which one even misplaced a cassette out of the store for, in order to listen to Hawaiian songs by an artist conglomerate or something called Chicco, thus, signaling ones presence and wish not to be disturbed. For quite some time one couldn't shake the feeling that the B.O.B.O. RAMSCH GMBH graffitti all-but-adhorning the "hood" the centerpiece of which was the EMMAUS Brockenhaus on the crossroads of Morgen and Statthalterstrasse 101 was his doing.
sweet, where formarly feminine "compagnons" temporarily resided, was turned away from the train tracks. Other than acoustic comforts it has its own shower-equipped toilet; as one might intuit, a nicer one. Nevertheless, Mikhail, the russian autoconversationalist (reminiscent of this blog, innit) paid one a visit every so often, just as one was about to exit. His successor, also an archangel nominated, Gabriel --who traded in his PS3 and game collection for a longboard and one played a cooperative game of untitled goose game on his switch with, had no such lapses in manners; 'twas weird how he came to inhabit the same quarters immediately upon the former's departure, though. Ticino, Switzerland. Cars' license plates read a capital T followed by what could easily pass as an l, a dot and a number, 6 digits max; there is a Tl·1 out there. The subdivision of the train company is called TiLo.
From Lugano, riding the S10 for a ~4-minute stop gets you to where you can take the S20 to Locarno and be there in ~20 minutes[anchor] for free; assuming you descend before the ticket checkers get to you, flamboyantly dressed in uniforms[/anchors]. Near the Locarno city center, a bit towards the up-mountain location of a city called Maggia --`member the Canyon of the Magi from Diablo ll's act ll?-- which gave the river and lake its name) there is a "Corona Hotel/Bar".
So, here, letting your mind put together some pieces you might realize that without the capital l the name of the city is an anagram for corona. Lugano, without its l is another for guano--batshit. SARS CoV ll supposedly mutated into a form that humans were susceptible for from a harmless one that bats carry.
There's an amazing skatepark/shop in Lugano called Joker, next to the football stadium --which is across the street of the ice hockey stadium, next to which you can grab something to eat, wash your clothes and take a shower, basically for free. Locarno is part of a cluster of clocktower towns, scattered across the valley of the Maggia and beyond. Waterfalls (like the tombs from the Canyon of the Magi) aplenty delight during a single 40-minute bussurfing session from Cavergno to Locarno, not including the probably most majestic one at Foroglio, from where you may wonder --on a starlit night carrying heavy luggage, checking out every abandoned stone cottages for an occasion to sleep without fear of rain-- on foot all the way to the aforementioned Cavergno due to maybe having misread the bus schedule table; or masochism, or searching for fireflies..
..mind reminding of the opposite-of-bullet train one gets fooled to take from Domodossola to climb the crane and get a bird's eye view of Locarno film festival's debut, not rich enough to pay the entry fee and thus to hope to get a whiff of Brad's armpit; should it have shown up to glamour-centerpiece the premier showing of its new movie, ask it what's good and tell it you'll smell it later. It would've been an insult, spending money you can't spare instead of showing a gesture of acceptance of the leopard (their patron animal) way of life, climbing the equivalent of a tree the way one would imagine a local would. A sigh about the retarded timing of the film's sound later, facilitated by general fatigue you sunk into a nap, and woke up in time to catch the ending of that evening's second screening... why is it so impossible to find a proper place now; no fireflies either. Bats must've eaten them all.
On September 04 2022 20:15 your mom wrote: Eerie things can happen at Casetta Jalla, a.k.a. Bethlehem Center, the walls of which are adhorned with pictures of the perpetrators of sports glory of old and the new batch of currently active pumanthropes pantheranthropes. One might read in the local newspaper franchise "20 minutes" that Netflix cancelled the production of its new Resident Evil series while Michael Jackson's "They don't really care about us" is playing on the radio 1 day after his birthday. The two major reasons why anti-corona meajures could even be feasable for theorycrafting, let alone put into practice.
Nobody engrained the practice of wearing medical masks for reasons that don't involve surgery quite like the King, and if you've played resident evil as a child --remember the massive graphical enhancement the aquisition, installation and application of a graphics card like voodoo had on a 486-run late-night gaming session with the lights turned off; the blood-- you got mindcontrolled into accepting quarantines as a necessary measure against supposed viral outbreaks, lest the zombies win. STARS... S2ARS ! People who've been socialworking at this establishment --which is clearly affiliated with the hockey team-- for 6+ years might be ignorant as to when the jersey/fan apparel shop just a couple of meters upstreet might open and whether they have flip-flops; baffled by the question. So much for Lut Gholein, for now
Maybe slide in the fact that there's a 420# bus departing from the alley in-between the skatepark and football stadium, passing by the yellow king's inn. Also overpriced poker card decks at Jocker's Club and draw attention to the referencing of Penguin (ice hockey) and two-face (footballs).
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A Subaru with its headlights reddened and dimmed as if not to annihilate our (spectators') for-stargazing-adapted vision's acuity, with its Pleiades' stars glowing like the genuine article is homing in on the wonderer's location, cruising by, off and away.. Lots of Subarus around here, but only a very few have customized Pleiades --a characteristic one might be deceived to pass of as insignificant-- one thinks as one arrives at the hostel one spent (30 Baal; would've been less if not solo) the previous night at, noting how the entrance never got locked or even visited by the housekeepers before the departure well past noon.
The risk of getting caught spending another without paying instigates a manageable level of adrenaline production as one enters, takes a shower, retreives the curtains one used as sheets because the sheets smelled too much of detergent and felt astringent to the touch. One reassures oneself of the moderation of craziness of one's actions by bearing in mind that one can always claim one's intention was always to pay come morning, as the restaurant, and thus the hostel's reception closed at midnight, obstructing any earlier attempts thereof. The lord of terrorbladders stepped foot in Maggia soon after. On his way back from chilling, consuming nourishment at the oot of the waterfall his bladder gave him an ultimatum: either the chancellor's office's toiler or your pants. He knew from his previous sweep of bathroom location intelligence gathering that it opens at 2PM, and lo, right on the dot. There was the problem of a locked door, however, so he pressed the buzzer with a blank cognition save the urge to unload. Urine trouble? Urine luck, the should-be-famous quote from D. F. Wallace's Infinite Jest resounding in his mind, realizing he's expecting a nr.2 he hurries...
Initial lode off, the dilemma of what should be the retort to an inquiry by an assistent or the chancellor themself when he walses out he starts to confabulate status and function. The Madonna di Montagne and Sasso .. the Canyon of the Magi, the Hungarians, cinematography, Lilith.. raw material galore. The final product.. can we jot it down in 9 minutes here at Casa Martini? Maybe tune in next week, same time.. or let's say 6pm so we can catch the takeaway meals being dealt. Be there and we'll play a game of looking up TL threads based on the car license plates we encounter, or finally start making bank by getting people to play forum mafia on TL. Excerpt from a make-believe-happened conversation between "The Chancellor" and Pseudobum Quasihobo.
Lonestars I'm Spammy Lonestars. Who are you and would you like to step into my office?
PQ Nice to meet you, I'm Janos Szent from the Magyar Underworld Film Fund. Sorry for the delay, I had to evacuate some ex bowel content, and was in no way about to just leave, so, sure.
Off they go. Looking out the window PQ notices a Subaru BRZ with its Pleiades glowing bright broad daylight notwithstanding.
PQ Nice macchina. I'm positive I've seen it before. How do you get the logo to glow like that?
Lonestar You are dream-hallucinating a conversation with the person who 1-star rated your blog. Remember the rocker dude with the clown ecouson from Waking Life?
PQ "You can't change light levels". Didn't quite catch the first part of your sentence; anyway. One of the interns sent to scout for filming locations overheard a conversation between a supposed assistent of Guy Richie and Matt Dillon --who received a lifetime achievement award a couple of days ago at the Locarno FF; as I'm sure you're aware. What you probably don't know is we exist and thrive on rumours, we can't afford not to; still taking babysteps, you see.
Lonestar Which led you here and now to attention whore?
PQ What? Urrh, listen. Madonna is looking to disseminate a shitload of Baal. Word around the campfire from the character class selection is she wants a cinematographic legacy to look back on with pride and Guy is pulling strings to make it happen. This is our /in, yours, mine and an entire nation's population's civic duty to royalguard the future in mainstream audiovisual entertainment. We are ready to showcase a prototype gadget that will replace and monopolize the film industry's hardware --they've been so lazy it's inevitable.
Lonestar You're talking about Mirror3D, the little computer with mirrors to periscope one's sight onto 2 monitors.
PQ No frame or brightness/contrast loss... There's no way for you to have known about this, unless...
Lonestar I'll just grab a beer, feel free to catch your drama breath and continue. You were about to tell me how the hungarian word for hungarian is magyar.
PQ Indeed it is.
Lonestar And you're positive you can gather the necessary funds and wherewithal among your people to help make a Diablo movie franchise starring Madonna as Lilith if you come out parading that their true origin is Maggia and its surrounding clocktower towns. Having been sent out to B-line and come into Transylvania, get a nation going with 7 kingdoms and puff feathers as to be perceived as a threat to the german counts, until they agree to unite under Otto, the eve of Germany, is that correct so far?
PQ The rumors regarding who'll play Lilith will shift on to Lady Gaga and then Christina Aguilera / Britney Spears to finally settle for Ariana Grande. The official cinema-screened movie will become a rip-off, showcasing the xenomorph queen's perspective of Alien 4 plot set in the magical middle ages, basically.
Lonestar The Madonna del Sasso her lair.
PQ I'm just curious, what's with the rating. This blog has everything + the name of the account. How can you 1-star rate YOUR MOM?!
Lonestar So you've found the universal thread bumper, big deal. We don't officially laurate users with the achievement because then we can't be sure future forumites found it out instead of being informed via word of mouth. Feel free to anchor a stereoscopy-apt couple of images of the car that's wearing the licese plate and collect D-low respect. As for parenthood, 'tis first and foremost a philosophical concept. The two people who are 100% each responsible for the life of their progeny turning out to be worthy of being lived, better than the comfortable nothingness from which it got kidnapped. A mind capable of immense understanding can be tortured by pain and suffering way beyond what even the most dastardly of problemchampions deserve. I would end, nullify my life if I could, but I lack the constitution for it.
PQ And you don't remember your birth so you can't even be sure about your supposed mom being genuinely it. But what about the second responsibility, to mould existence in accordance with awesomeness, for all existance to love to partake in and carry further in magnitude and complexity?
Lonestar Pseudoresponsibility
PQ Still, how is that rating supposed to be in-tune with the dogma?
Lonestar Forgetaboutit, now wake up or pay another turdy Baal like a dumbass.
This is a public service announcement informing you that you are about to wake up in 4 and 1/turd seconds and that 'Nada's Body' is still free. A TL cashmob could do something cool like put it on a muscle car and advertise a gym => with a smile.
Casa Martini's Simona (first person to intercept one there, speaks fluent english, german and italian and is hyper energetic and nice)'s Mazda2's color matches one's new shoes, arterial blood red. Looking up the license plate gets one to a MSL Round of 8 Live Report thread from 2010, so one shows her, having asked for some of them internets one hears so much about in the news in order to write some blog-like stuff for one's bro to know one still exists among the living, three days prior. What one should've shown her was Tkay Maidza's ghost. Such a baller song Grackaroni should've used it for his Nightphase announcement, instead of that picture, bearing in mind that Jockmcplop got modkilled for inactivity, and the song's lyrics go like
Prime casting candidates so far: Mephisto - Mathew Mcconaughey Baal - Christian Bale / Jessica Biel Diablo - Benicio del Toro / Danny Trejo Duriel - Vin Diesel (voice) / Dave Bautista Andariel - Amber Heard Blood Raven - Jennifer Lawrence Lilith - Madonna / Lady Gaga .... Rakanishu - Peter Dinklage Deckard Cain - original guy who voiced him Tyrael - Pablo Francisco (voice) Barbarian - Dwayne Johnson Druid - Brad Pitt Sorceress - Simona Testa Amazon - Margot Robbie Paladin - Leonardo DiCaprio
Visual characteristics: Dark, Rotoscope
Filming Headquarters: Casa Martini, Via Vallemaggia 26, Locarno; casamartini.ff@gmail.com 091/752.08.23 www.fondazionefrancesco.ch Extra, Extra .. Queen 'Lilibeth' dies at the age of 96. Also in the newspaper La Regione (page 3 = RIP Queen. Page 5..) a picture of a bunch of Ticino license plates.
One asked whether one could testdrive the Mazda first in order to render an affirmative answer to the follow-up question of whether one can internet more likely. Only Simona and oneself at Friar Martino Dotta's place (in Locarno; not Lugano) now. One explained the crazy coincidences to Mattia, a socialworker who took his leave a couple of dozen minutes ago, regarding the blog, the queen / corona and the plates and he agrees it's crazy. Like yellowspoongirl explaining how you say that's crazy a couple of times before the speaker has to realize you're bored or the bona-fide is uncertain; fact is he lacks advanced english comprehension.
Let me just break the wall and shed some light on this blog's aggressive approach to harness WTF, as I've come to realize in hindsight. Theo is the name of a dude I've played DotA with, the son of the school's principal (Elena Wolf; his name happens to not be Wolf, but Lungu --kinda like Long, i.e. dragon in chinese) and the only other Tiger Lion I know apart from myself --his birthday succeeds Michael Jackson's by 1 day, and he is 36 now, witnessing the chinese year of the tiger for the 4th time. So I'm like remembering this video about Brad Pitt, have no clue that Jaleel [White] is introducing Theo Vonn to the stage, after haing mistyped Casetta Gialla in the previous to previous blog post. This kind of shiznit might be rare for some, but not for me. I get it all the time but not this concentrated and acute. I'm in the zone. I will go to Bellinzona tomorrow, as there's a Japanese culture festival.
What else... so this is Vivax's smurf, right? He's like 'your mom is my smurf on TL', in the conversation we had on mafiascum, kind enough to lend it to me. The password is still the same btw. Hint: Matthistoew Mcconaugh8 famous line from Dazed and Confused. What I didn't realize until today is that the address of the place where I've been writing from since yesterday Via Vallemaggia twentysix spells out ViVax, like Corona Virus Disease breaking the pattern of abbreviation come last word (would've been CoViDi otherwise --doesn't sound so cool, though does it, so they went with the former.... just by this you can judge where the priorities lie with these jokers).
Anyway, not enough 420, therefore I should say that the busstation right before Cavergno is called Vingera. If one continues onward with another bus that takes one towards Fusio one can descend at the previous stop which is called Peccia, from where one can take a shuttle to Piano Peccia (where I haven't been yet, for shame). Thing about these two names is very similar ones exist in western Romania/Transylvania, right next to the hungarian border. Two villages, about the same busdistancetime apart; they're called Vinga and Pecica --the places where my father and mother respectively are from. I only know of two places where the streets have numbers instead of names, New York and Pecica. As I've explained to Nico, a dude who is exclusively feeding on food shipped all the way from Vega, and is doing his civilian service in a second hand store's establishment, there was a dictator in Romania called Nicolae Ceausescu in charge of communist Romania until 1989, and Pecica is where he supposedly had his freshly baked bread flown in from to his ginormous place of governance in Bucharest. Anyway, we're getting off 420-topic here. Basically, Pecica has something like maybe 50 streets, so one might be surprized to find out that thre's a 420 street, right between where the house of my grandmother resided and now my mother resides AND the house where my greatgrandmother resided (center, at the crossroad of streets nr. 2 and 3) before she got deported, and my mother had to conduct judicial procedures for years before she got partial ownership of it back, way after my greatgrandmother's death. Eventually it got sold at a bargain price to an old ethnic minority dude who came by once to ask if I had any old iron/steel and we got along alright; still, I don't forgive my mother for this, that house... I would've broken my back 420 times over to make something glorious out of it. I only have like 3k francs I made while destroying my health at Emmaus so it prolly wouldn't suffice, but 420 street is great to buy some land (it had plenty of green space the last time I saw it) and open a coffee shop. Simona's license plate number is 109601, btw. Sarco- comes from the Greek sárx, meaning “flesh.” Well carne means meat, in romanian. Lo', as mentioned in the anchors of the post I linked to with regards to NaDa's body (one would need to right click => inspect element to verify this, since the thread is locked and one can't just quote it), means horse. Lo'carno would therfore come to be understood as horse meat. By the way, the ab trainer (profile picture) has a ReD O/dot separating GACH & NADA, not an orange one. Like, ReD.Nada.
The last post in the TL Mafia Wants You thread is from tesantlitz. Tessin in german is Ticino, and antlitz means face/visage. Bisu and Larva had the prefix tes. in the games they played on stream before Larva won ASL, and tesantlitz wrote this bit inspired by him. Give it a read and gauge the WTF level for me, as I may be to close to do so objectively. I vividly remember this one time when Theo and myself were at the PS/computer club, skipping class, Theo entranced in-game. An aquaintance shows up at his 6 and puts his hand over his shoulder in a silent greeting gesture, upon which Theo sighs, exits the game and evacuates his seat. When he looks his nonplused dude in the eye, realizing it's not his mom, I start laughing through time and space.
Quite like when Angel, a skater-entourage dude who walked his chow-chow around the modestly equipped skatepark and never skated himself intercepted me one morning with a spliff, and later the german teacher asked one of the more school-stuff-indifferent girls what SS meant, realizing she might not be very invested in the story and historical theme being referenced in Der Vorleser (movie adaptation starring Kate Winslet in the role of an ex-concentrationcamp-officer now tram driver). A loud "Strassenbahnschaffnerin" resounds, echoing through the classroom, opening an interpsidimensional portal for memorytimespace travel. Destroyed me.
Might not have been the same day we toked, Pecica might have more than 119 streets (grandmother's house had the number 666 on it, and the tel nr. still ends in 666 to this day), Brad Pitt might be better off playing the Paladin and Leo the shapeshifter, bearing in mind the Theo Vonn's statement that he glides by the grace of God, the Lugano Giubiasco track might take the S10 something like 12 minutes not 4, the skatepark/shop might be called The Joker, but other than that pretty much everything I've written is 100% legit and I will honor that standard.
Waiting for my socialworker namesake to show up so I can scan yesterday's newspaper's page 3 and 5 while another namesake newguy is chatting to Nicki (told her about how Nikki Hill was awesome at the Lugano jazz/blues to bop festival I've read in the papers about here), a Anne Hathaway (would be a good Andariel) lookalike, the socialworker --she meant the other guy when she told me he's crucial for the scanning process, I know, nevertheless I pseudorejoice at him saying his name and interrupt their conversation, saying that we can now commence. Now she's on the phone with the sw, which means he might take longer to show up. I'll just take the newspaper with me.
Lonestars I thought you wanted to save your money for throwing it out the BSL window just to make them rename it to Bannon Star League
PQ You know they wouldn't do it. Shaggy did a number on their mind and nothing is going to sway that engram, not even my 3k I let myself get philosophically crucified for. Ninjaing the poor, getting stuff from the rich and high-mid class they'd normally leave on the street and sell it to the low-mid and pseudopoor, so the quasipoor can't get it for free. I just did it because of that N0 game-attempt with the emma watson/stone/roberts hydra.
Lonestars Berner Emmaus is located right next to Steiner (stoner) AG in the building formarly owned entirely by Mr. Kipfer (Kiffer = pothead) and is called Brockenhaus (broken was skateboarderslang for hash), which must mean Emma Stone owns it, the BOBO (bob = robert => Emma Roberns) graffitti on the Emmaus truck and around the entrance area notwithstanding. Fribourg one is clearly Emma Watson matriarched, judging by the logo
PQ Too much potsmoking is not good for the 420 movement, it should have nothing to do with it.
Lonestars Hosting a memory poker mafia tournament yourself with all the places you've came to camp by represented, then. 3-player hydras?
PQ by.3theycome
Lonestars Simona, Angelo and Alan for Casa Martini?
On May 16 2015 07:16 AllHailHydraGod wrote: I'd go so far as to bring ghosts into the picture, and defining them as entities of unfinished or blocked awesomeness-energy. They will manifest as such only in our guy's increasingly unstable mind until a computer of the future is able to pick up on them like fields of suboptimality-spikes in the continuum of awesomeness-level measurement-computation.
Lonestars The youngblood from Dazed / dreamer in Waking Life should play the wanderer, Matthew is obviously Mephisto. As for Baal
PQ
Cruising just a couple of seconds upstreet from Vivax' there's an Incontro1 place, prolly social, prolly for swiss only, thugh
Lonestrars Swiss don't sweat it if you show up. You just gotta be cool; are you cool, man?
PQ Like, how Rory's char got disassembled by that genius line, that dynamic needs resurrecting. So yeah, I've been there and I don't even remember what went on.
Lonestars Jedi mindtricked.
PQ I supposed it was like that, not the social place I was looking for, so I bounced. I never force this stuff, so I guess I am.
Lonestars But the force is really rather strong with you, innit?
PQ There's another Tiger here, a 60 y-o Race Bannon lookalike; striking resemblance
without the glasses, imho. He doesn't think so.. this kind of stuff drives me bankus, how ppl act nonchalant.. I have no remedy against that shiznit. I've searched long and wide and I could not find anything more worthwhile than Bannon's game.
Stay awhile and listen to people presenting their aspirations to play, host or persuade others to play/host mafia games, interacting in synergy, snowballing momentum.
Minely: TL Mafia: Reunion
Nightflight FlavorWelcome to the emergency
As the stewardesses perform their choreography, in-tandem with the announcer's instructions regarding exit pathways and whatnot, you put your headphones on and listen to the emergency TL voice memo again, instead:
Aaron Taylor-Johnson "No doubt you've read the thread 'Look busy, TL! A taester is coming.' in the TL+-exclusive forum. For the off-chance you haven't, too busy being a limp-e-dick highlander producing the forum-post equivalent of nutsack scratches ...
On March 03 2023 23:03 RuNaWayNiGHTTRaiN0FSHoWeRTHouGHT wrote: SyKe! You should see your faces, though, hue hue. Nevertheless, when one comes, e will surely expect the developments on this list to bonafide exist; not just in my imagination:
Aquisition of top-level domain names starcraft.re, dota.re, diablo.re and TLM.re fused together into a stereoscopic-3D-ready site called TL3de.
A 5-star-rated blog featuring Artosis and 5 Stella Artois, scoring TL a tournament sponsorship, free beer and Artosis' chance to outshine even his look-alike, Richard Dean Stanton following his breakthrough as an A-list-Hollywood celebrity/actor
A collaboration with Corsair, securing the means to ditch the northern hemisphere protossstyle, and Converse--because having seen all the stars needs prestigious bragging rights signaling via TL-customized All-Star sneakers.
.....
and TL to have enriched its service providing spectrum as a result. Consequentially, I hereby invoke my prerogative of convoking an emergency get-together. Where? Simple. If the vallemaggian waterfalltown called Foroglio is Rogue Encampment's RL site and Lugano is Lut Gholein, it stands to reason for Kurast to be Bucharest. Hmmm. Maybe something more tropical like Madagascar would befit harboring the durance of hate. Or how about... I expect to see you loitering around the giant anchor which center-pieces the roundabout decor in Saint-Pierre, that Ts Luc Lorion and the beach-&-harbor-hugging street, wearing TL apparel, ASAP. If someone asks you if you're coming to the Reunion, your response should be + Show Spoiler +
..since it's what the three prime evils had, only to shatter their invincibility by Diablo trotting off through the portal to Hell (there is a city called Helbourg at the heart of the island)
coming soon to tl.net/forum/mafia/TL Maria L hosted by Alakaslam, or not.
On November 23 2023 05:34 Alakaslam wrote: /replace /in if needed to fill roster
This is out of fear of Palmar. He is, believe it or not, not only capable of reading me (mostly) accurately, but can make me the Supreme fool, putty in his hands.
On November 27 2023 20:29 Checkered Shirt Gang wrote:
Hang on, I know what you're gonna spray, so let me
bring this up; there!
because being asi[9] can get yo (_[_) capped!
We are the make-believe advertising team, now, and this is where we brainstorm & add raw materials we can call memerals--to cut and polish, later; in /mafia
Most content-laden thread to have ever been greenlighted by a mod (Race Tarkaang Bannon themselves) this is. We even have a thorough archive on nuked posts ready to serve inquirers.
THIS
IS
TWITCH CLIP!
Nah, but this is checkered shirt gang's PR agent numba ₩; and you know who we be..
Standard forum rules are bollocks. The enjoyment of a lil' fresh air did never not warrant ventilating. Back to advertising being toxic sad, I want to ad that there's nothing here for anyone anymore.
Not so long ago, I made an account on twitch called whatistheretodoaroundhere, and Ǝthen another after that, like whatisyondertodohither/ƎI've been seriously contemplating what the modsƎ-who-ban-promising-appeal-disambiguations/Ǝ' answer to this very question might boil down to.
I for how ever many populate this account won't be erecting TL+-money shrines for people whose electricity consumption while playing games is hundos of × more pricey than a budget 40 percent of the world's population would get by covering their nutrition, basic comfort and human rights' guarding needs with --if disambiguated intelligently how to manage it non-retawhdedly & incorporating the streaming vessels to biawtchƎgoddamn pastebin still won't let me paste this; I even typedrew an ass, ffs/Ǝ-please-discourage loophole-abuse shenanigan itchings and quasi-moderate out scratchings, respectively-- just to dump them onto a bank teller's lap for counting-&-TL+-subscription-gifts-rain-making-ready currency-conversion&pay-pal-account-charging Anytime soonish.
I think this is a safe place to talk it out, because should anyone ever dare to unshun the maleficent banned it should be in a dedicated thread, no question.
How would the deviation perpetrators, who steered us towards the status quo of TL.net being unable to meet the basic expectations of any forum, like purposeful, amicable interaction between subject-matter-interested, creative parties even begin to apologize to the body of anthropomorphized, gifted with aptness to supply aforementioned basic++ demand and therefore valuable, righteous forumites-to-be they kept waiting for a cue of worthwhileness in forum life's waiting room.
If you're like me, not e-sports enough to get into the IRC, it's fine because barcode-k dude has set up this place for us to exchange howls. {no howl? don't bother wasting our spacetime} Behold mine [might be loud because I was particularly lonely]:
A bit of backstory on howling:
10-sec audio clip embed TL.net/werewolf fad, officially started by LycanthroptimeliteSL whose signature quote goes like
Sponsored by DARTY, BUT, Ad thread × Reply tu closed threads / banned users = ? & The Assez Useful SKill tu Felatuelegantly Speak Italianus; in that odor.
followed by his Public Profile like so:
Under Yggdrasil's inter-Pleiades branch, ocean-o-/inspiration immersed, concocting only the worthwhilest synesthesiactive compounds for tu-stomatopodanthroptimelite-standards-conforming, memento-laden constructs --consisting of text with audio, gameplay and imagination mashings {of top TL.net/forum!werewolf Appeal Disambiguation grade}-- tu harbor the cognition-market commercialization-ready varieties, (you might want to call) 0XvMGBq8p9GuwA of.
What are you looking so grossed out fo'?
Don't be frightened, sit up! watch?v=4hmSELTAKZQ&t=483 for one moment.
Now, aQwXwRpbHQmOLw up!
Good.
^fill space with the most amazing content by anyone ever
In the end it doesn't even matter
On September 17 2021 06:21 Lorant Ham wrote: --- Nuk3D ---
Never forget, whenever you're in danger to reset, inject 3:00-3:10 tPM7J3a8SCNmIw and get lehamite .re☥ &
On November 28 2023 20:49 Master Masters wrote: {no howl? don't bother wasting our spacetime}
PS:Howl @ your Goyle for keepsakes
My take is it's somewhat a Langolier erasure leftover of an attempt to take on the mafia subforum, i.e., a peace and alternative offering to whom the dire state of the forum may concern & is endowed with power to rectify... hehe! Those are RAVE link suffixes and a thunderstorm brewing over the Eurotunnel just outside Calais, btw. What could go wrong if this account's restrictions would loosen to moderator level, you might ask; can't say I don't... hereby, officially, like, nominate h. Do I hear a hear hear?
I'll go be done watching Lake, V., bzw., LaDoDo AIan's Blue Dahlia for Power Role flavor inspiration
How will you get really, really-really successful in the near future?
Meditation alone--the quest to accept the challenge of the writing prompt--provides answers to the inquiry into what makes life worth not quitting. Transcendence from tactical contemplation--all throughout the journey towards achieving the goals therein defined, refined, negotiated for plausibility and ultimately in agreement with reality--is to be expected.
For me it has already started ... because this is how I want it to start. I'm not above life-coaching myself to reap the benefits of cyber-social platforms like TL to kickstart--via inter-multiple-personality monologue transcripts (I'm the one that has it figured out, the teacher/practical philosopher)--the story's/RL campaign's get-go. One step at a time, but I have the steps intertwine, synergize, speak to clarify the appeal behind the drive.
With Ryan Gosling and Carey Mulligan (the name of her twitchstreaming look-alike temporarily escapes me) to bemuse me, tomorrow will see me debut mashup-content concocting, inserting clips from other sources {4} to make something literally special... but wait, that's Sunday, and the library is closed; Sheit--the star in the Pegasus constellation! Let me just type out this idea headline: Writer with the superpower to induce selective auto-amnesia writes a book in order to read it like from any other author ...
..learns that the nature of pretending to be part of the uninformed majority in a kind-of-among-us-like, audio-forum-equivalent game of mafia/werewolf feels like conforming to the aforementioned prompt except when it's for different reasons than for it to serve as a blueprint for success: to render the output [a mayhaps riveting/sophistication-away-giving read-only... but, mainly] a plausible forgery of someone's candid ambitions to ace meditation on what to do to get to justify existing => living, instead.
The elegant solution to balance out fluctuation of players' literary proficiency--coming about possibly due to the necessity to manipulate & hacked susceptibilities to go haywire--a mafia/werewolf-themed magazine's debut article would feature a setup as a consequence of which the players in the uninformed majority faction need to make-believe a proxy person--through which to conjure up quasi-anonymising input on the prompt--whereas the informed minority, possibly even RL family and friends are free to pursue honest, personally-best-suiting dealings with the subject matter to the most immersive extent/direct effect, must, however, pretend not to--throughout meta conversation (on who to vote for/pointing fingers of suspicion at elimination candidates, etc.)--with my name figuring as its writer while also being co-steak-holder of the publishing entity of
/forum/mafia Appeal Disambiguation
The sea that is Modportunitease TV/Not-a- 's Body refuses no Missed Mobportunities Magazine column writer.
I'd like to advertise a slightly unorthodox angle to disambiguating optimality; enjoy!
CleaR Profile Blog PM Joined March 2004 Korea (South) 53 Posts April 19 2004 08:19 KST #1 For a class I'm taking, I have to gather some statistics and analyze them. What I'd like to know is the following:
1. Do you have any pets? 2. What are their names? 3. Who named them? 4. Where did the idea for the name come from?
I hope many of you will reply, and I'll post my report later! ^_^I think this is a malicious user, you guys; hear me out.
First of all, this blog was created too close to the most controversial date to create blogs, the 20th of April--get into why×2 would we.. 'tis Race Bannon territory; like, say anchor 3 times and a blog will appear about /forum/mafia, amirite? fuck that.
Then there's the issue of pet being the french word for fart. For a class I'm taking, I have to gather some statistics and analyze them. What I'd like to know is the following:
1. Do you have any farts? 2. What are their names? 3. Who named them? 4. Where did the idea for the name come from?
Wouldn't ^ make more sense than the precursor? in that who the fuck wants to talk about their pet; their farts, however--that's an entirely different animal. I'm dying to answer these questions right now. ƎHonestly, the first one would make sense if what is being tried to get at is whether there's odor clinging to your person; still.. from a bygone fart, that is. My answer would boil down to something like I'd love to say no, but...you know how it is; like when is it even 100% gone; being fully residue free might be relative to who is smelling. Your dog might pick up on it years after, if the half-life science is to be believed.
2. & 3. go together like songs to be mashed up, and you add 4. after you uploaded the mashup of 2-3 to youtube.. really fitting and fun questions to keep in mind.
I'd like to leave this as is and have the following come complement it at a later time, like enveloping responses to your responses...
We need to link all of this off-Starcraft talk to Starcraft, so in the unlikely scenario of the original blog or even this not fitting the bill to be considered a display of malice, imagine the opposite by asking yourself how could this be desirable, bona fide content in resonance, harmony even with THE game. Well, for however many sub-points you want to divide it in, Starcraft was arguably the result of developers making the best of what they had, eliminating only the means that served no immediate compliance to optimality, and banking the rest for later possible use-of-making. So if really all you're left with are farts, because you don't really care about other games that came along for the Teamiquid.net ride, or even the players who got good at them (even if they're part of the clan the site was baptized to encompass an homage for, you're like whatever.. ) then this is a display of excellence.
An inspiration. Even reminds me of an Otto Waalkes' --prolly the most versatile comedian Germany brought forth-- movie clip, where he finds himself in a bar uncomfortably surrounded by mororcycle-gang goons and manages to loosen the animosity sphincter by telling a joke most fitting for the Chinese year of the rabbit: What's invisible and reeks of hare+ Show Spoiler [?] +
A rabbit-farted-on Dark Templar
/Ǝ
I mean how did the fart get on the DT, even? Is it a predator thing, like smearing your temple with your prey's something, or was it quasi in the right place at the right time to be in the way. Raw materials galore for high level meditation.
Then, I'd like you to ban me. If someone else does,
they'll nuke everything. I have no idea what I could offer you in exchange for this favor, and when you'd be available--so I can time it accordingly; for now here's the most relevant page of Coag's comic books series.
Imagine sas.Sziky stumbling upon the original TL.net/mafia Appeal Disambiguation Q&A - Mechanics OP, and taking a second to appreciate phrasing-inherent wordplay
On November 29 2023 20:36 saiyanchor3x wrote: Ergo by far the most fun game on TL.net is showcasing how silly, farcical and downright philosophically blasphemous these cataract agents operate, and how noble they are for doing so--rendering our game. We'd be idiots not to humor them in playing along.
When you're sincere in sharing your vast knowledge of skill-&-gameplay-augmenting mechanics, which is basically altruism when it comes to an esport you start with the mutually fun stuff: what you don't know; fully aware that'd be huge if you did, and that you've come far just knowing exactly what it is you'd like to have had figured out by now.
Cataracutting to the cheese, all the data that has ever been posted and nuked or allegedly deleted on TL is still there, judging by the fact that you can search for it. I'd like to know how to retrieve that data, maybe through search queries piece by piece & retracing the wherewithal to get the entire picture, unlike eye surgery but it's the metaphor I started this sentence with and I have no clue how to nourish its relevance further so why don't we just fuggetaboutit?!
One thing I do know is how to get my blog immune to rating, but I'd need a mod to move it to blogs after "oops"-posting it somewhere else. So that's the second tier of fun kind of sharing, the things I am impeded to do due to having progressed to a higher difficulty level, i.e., having fed the mod collective "my" idiosyncrasies, so they immediately ban and check later. If it's login credentials they can't associate to any known victims of their doings what do you think they'll do? (turd tier, i.e., someone has to make everyone else look good.
Ergo by far the most fun game on TL.net is showcasing how silly, farcical and downright philosophically blasphemous these cataract agents operate, and how noble they are for doing so--rendering our game. We'd be idiots not to humor them in playing along.
Rules: ۞ 1 post per user ۞ ۞ light, not gif-laden heavy ۞
Do you get satisfaction from assembling things that belong together? It never ceases to surprise me how good the lycanthroptimelite is at cyber-performing in this regard.
For example, in the 'Gravity - a philosophical meditation thread''s twin on MS, the skateboarding video in the OP has exactly the same length as the most content-heavy and arguably most aesthetic, prime post (mashup of Spice Girls' Holler vs Nelly Furtado's Do It); featuring the most relevant lyrics "you can play my game". Now, that RAVE is a tool in our arsenal we can mash 'em and get a reasonably worthwhile result, which serves further as inspiration for something like a mashup thread of 'Ad thread' × 'Reply to closed threads/respond to banned users', with its OP referencing and continuing what 544509-dchon-news-aper#who began to unravel about Race Bannon.
Since Mel C is a Qikz lookalike, we may greenlight feeling encouraged to reach out to him in the hopes of scoring a smurf, or rousing him to act on a whiff of curiosity about how far his leverage/leeway reaches; i.e. investigate how much Bannon meta propagation he can get done before donezo.
I'd be like, yo Qikz! What do you make of this kosz quasi: JRghLx2SPKCMVw, zGYXd8hzQ9YK3w & zlOZmXA84ivhpQ ? Can you point/link towards the locus in the spacetime continuum of content where the precursors' deployment had the most impact?
He'd be like, ok. Idk wtf this is, so I'll just sigh and pend responding until I hear on forbes news about how the lycanthroptimelite started their journey to humanity's overlordship. And then, when it's far to late he'll send a PM back with a smoke-up-ass-blowing inquiry whether anyone would still care to be colored interested to process his input. However, every individual in our lives gets replaced with a shell, bland, vitality-stripped & optimaconsequentiality-nerfed version when we fail to enable them to flourish/appreciate them. When he's left with only shells, his social life becomes unbearable, and he winds up isolating himself for the sake of preserving the memory of the pre-let-down, original state; left ghosted by their denied potential for optimality.
He'll go insane figuring once time-link messaging becomes available for non-saints, he might be able to convince an optimerator to let him send back personal information as an attachment to the original message's above layout, in order to intrigue himself enough to bank the reservations and reply with an inquiry of what the fart this is he just got sent. From there we hypothetically could undo the eventuality of him being left out via getting explained howl to best be part of Goyle, and howl the aforemessaged is a test of initiation/playalong worthiness.
Either way he'd have to read a bunch of shiznit that TL mods should be ashamed of themselves for if they're truly blind in their evaluation who TL.net's MVPBUs clearly are --and that it's Bannon they rally under; & for shunning their posting style (instead of that of their pathetic abusers, who can redeem their psychopathic highlanding via supermodest sugar daddying... syke!)-- but eventually we'd find ourselves in Zzzeropl's chat in time to in-tandem resonate with Bonyth & Mihu's, bzw., Sziky & Dewalt's vs.
On November 29 2023 20:36 saiyanchor3x wrote: by far the most fun game on TL.net is
As opposed to what has been claimed (imho as truthfully as the the sentence's grammar is immaculate; i.e. look at what wants to pass as adverbial yonder) to be most fun --à-propos, par parenthèse the best mechanic to avoid sticky suicidal vibes is to not go into, let alone linger in what is;
at all-- /mafia AD can be make-believe-rolled-with-being independent of outsiders' Zutun. To keep playing the game this blog-relay-carrying-series' episode is about there's no way around accepting the offer of a fresh start upon having the slate wiped clean; mechanically true, for now. But, the way Starcraft pros use their frontal lobes and whatnot to keep visualization tabs on the outplay of (if not..) every (.. the more & more thorough, the merrier) interplay relevant to achieve victory in mind,
I've said this in someone's chat and I stand by it: when you gg, you have to suffer through listening to the song the victor chose specifically for the occasion.
the lycanthroptimelite trains a sense of showerthinking what freshest liquid water --to pi percent the variety that comes from coconut-- with all its physically & psychologicospiritually buffing attributes must be conveyed to refresh like for the sake of achieving peer-on-par equivalents in literary/post-style emulations thereof; for exclusively their peers and their [present,] future {&, subconscious continuum logic enabled past} selves to bwar--creole for drink.
To end on a demoralizing, or who is to say not inspiring one if my style's bonjwa status is coming about not due to lack of competition, as glass-half-empty scrutiny would indicate but on the contrary, the result of the unparalleled brilliance of its wielders... https://tl.net/forum/mafia/618165-winter-warfare-mafia?page=2#26 :
On November 27 2023 20:29 Checkered Shirt Gang wrote:
pre-EMPtive /sitout #1
You can do this and it'll count (till get-out-of-ban-free ammo resets on the 1st of December; along with everything else), because, and one thing said about resistance NPCs and the need to premeditate on exercising what is irreproachable solely upon having acquired a licensed permit is nuff: the philosophically pristine nature of our game makes it so that if English is not your first, last and only language, anybody entitling themselves to assume and voice having supposedly deduced cognitively undesirable or even pathological patterns as a result of having contemplated where your output originates from regarding anything conforming to /mafia AP tenet you write on TL is outing themselves the worst that could be wrong with a forumite, and by extension fair game..
...I am hereby claiming undisputed hierarchy apexry for the entirety of this yearly cycle, concluding on the 1st of next year's December; not to mention the previous one. That's right: I seriously doubt anyone will dethrone Race Bannon meta, seeing as how I've kept the above interplay-outplay output banked for later (imminent) publishing, and not even the players or host enjoying censorship-immunity while playing games nobody bothers to sabotage seem to be interested in who wins them.
Care to prove me wrong!
/mafia AD: ladydianajumper
On November 14 2023 15:45 MVPBU wrote: What do you like about /mafia, and is there a chance for wherebugsgo to return? En Taro Coagulation
Other than RL interception, it's the only place you can hit shitmods where it hurts via classy packaging into flavor... like
TLMafiaCompostHeap proudly presents: The Win Of Our Disconsent To Weird Moderation Mafia
A buncho mods were nuked on Night 0. They were Benders. It is now Twilight 0.π and you need to prove worthy of moderator privileges, lest... another flavorless game from Grack misses the dumpster and lands in our face for + Show Spoiler [our dismay] +
FourFace hosting a Forum Mafia game @ Omgus.net On June 05 2017 05:10 Race Bannon wrote: *expect madness
FourFace, the author of some of the most epic posts you've never heard of ⁿ is doing on omgus.net what he could've been doing here and on mafiascum if he wasn't banned several times over. It's not even that FF couldn't reactivate one of his dormant smurf or main accounts to do it, without having to do more than pulling the power plug on his router for a split second to avoid getting IP-discriminated against, but more like FF has accepted the fact that the communities involved with FF's favorite online socializing game on these platforms are just not .. ready for it, i.e. FF's second ever hosting venture.
This is a memorable day for me, for today (pentecost) I have been accepted to become the 5th Face's (ascended N0) ambassador to FourFace, following my involvement in the creation and relevance-breakthrough of the fire langue -- a mashup language of English (In), Romanian (Ro), German (Dq) and Hungarian (Mq), which N0, WoofHorsetugs, AllHailHydraGod and myself developed using a phonetic alphabet (Dragon Tongue) as key and skeleton to base our meditation and interaction on -- and the Rewarden system of Drarma currency banking -- based on forum mafia skill evaluation using ßragons. A story for another + Show Spoiler [TL;DR] +
[endquasi]Annecy[/endquasi]
. For now, this:
The Holy Ghost × × Xel`Naga Comes at Pentecost
¹When the day of Pentecost came, they were all together in one hydra. ²Suddenly a sound like the violent breaking of a massive tsunami wave came from Liquid and filled the whole cognition locus where they were congregating. ³They saw what seemed to be tongues of fire that separated and came to rest on each of them. ⁴All of them were filled with the Holy Ghost × × Xel`Naga and began to speak in other tongues as the Ghost × × Xel`Naga enabled them.
What do you know about the TL Mafia subforum? The less, the better, imho; it's arguably BeSt to dive in fresh-like. I have found the way to least disrupt the operations of the players. All it takes to give a stellar performance and reap the max enjoyment and memorability is about 4% of your time, attention, cognition and EffOrt spent leisurely starcraft-consequentiality-web surfing.
Your ideas of a worthwhile forum mafia game concepts are holy-shit tier:
[BB] TL.net Moderation Consigliere Mafia
The %20s adapt hself to the world. The lycanthroptimelite persists in trying to adapt the world to hself. Therefore all progress depends on the lycanthroptimelite.". ― topclownGTAVI, %20 and lil'%20togrow
The BB tag stands for Big Brother. The game host records hself checking the modportunity-prompt input by the players, while perusing TL.net for philosophical delinquency to disambiguate, thus providing examples of sensible moderation counselling to the audience of his videos, the mafia. The player who is deemed most unfit to become a mod is announced to have been eliminated upon dayphase commencing.
You are sensible not-limited-to the starcraft scene / zeitgeist to a degree that never fails to nourish the impression of having repertoire-pocketed psychrononautics, and you don't shy away from concocting memes as a means to express your arcane knowledge of the good game (TL Mafia Appeal Disambiguation), including the proper use of the anchor bb code. Nobody could ever point at something actually deserving severe rebuke or censure, yet you never fail to get shut down and %-mobbed way before getting warmed up to post the most glorious, gist-laden sections of your ambitious content concoctions.
Your moderation philosophy is pristine --in its wisdom, from start to finish-- & practically sensible--in all contexts and under any circumstances. Your only drive to return to a forum that seemingly hates your guts is to teach its intricacy & show how wrong the perpetrators of the resistance to your nomination for moderatorship are.
I will attempt to conduct a Q&A, but my hopes for this account to witness the game start is modest at best, so just send any inquiry on mechanics and conduct to both me. Should you accept your mission to help with the moderation of this site, you will be directed towards the game thread and I'll keep you in the status-of-player-signups loup until we're ready to start.
On November 03 2023 23:22 raynpelikoneet wrote: Has anyone watched The Devil's Plan? There is Grrrr playing mafia in the first episode...
Note that Korean progamers have been observed playing mafia variants. Even the most successful non-Korean progamer in Korea is launching his acting debut playing --albeit a primitive-- one. With the progress of instant translation/transcription technology, a scene-reach-around might be just around the corner. Please meditate on your expectations and hopes regarding what you and your fellow lycanthroptimelite-to-be bring to the table for mutual resonance:
You search for Vivaldi's Four Seasons' Winter and you get videos like Best Part, John Wick Soundtrack, Wednesday Soundtrack, 1st Movement, Iverno, Alegro Non Molto, and they're all that crappy, overrated to all hell first part.
You deduce that what you're subconscious prompted you to look for must be the 2nd Movement. You attempt to circumvent the ads by changing watch?v= to embed because of a momentary lapse in the wherewithal that you can just paste it in a TL post window. It says you can only watch it on youtube and you sit through the ad again, until you realize it is indeed the good part--the only part that should ever pop up a million times when you search for vivaldi winter; man, fuck your taste if you think the other can hold a candle to it. You paste the link into RAVE along witch Cyberoptics' Sabotage and we'd get ourselves the unofficial Vanilla Townie theme for Winter Warfare Mafia, but the mashup fails and we're left with some random-dude's-solo alternative. Just like anything Grack hosts--second++ choice, partly out-of-sync, unworthy of the audio tag.
Scum have a dubstepabilly, because they're chilling on some tropical island, drinking coconut water while steering their drones and voice-commanding AI to initiate pompous action-cluster maneuvers they figure they "pioneered" (so future generations better refer to them by THEIR name) before taking a perceived-as-well-deserved wave-catching break, followed by a couple of hours more of the same Bullseye! LOLs.
also &t=5490
Spearheading the Romanian entertainer elite are MC Bean and Codin 'IOBAGG' from Creative Monkeyz. Citing Starcraft as a major influence, and expressing high appreciation for the scene they are to be imagined basically in the forum mafia life waiting room.
While we're here, wondering how paramount being a lookalike of actors who have appeared in major pictures is to achieving breakthrough, as we're watching At Close Range's opening hesitance by the Bradley Cooper / jaystreazy Mimik-alike to cough up the 5 dollars & gin --it was supposed to score-- for the Penn bros' characters to invest further in vitality exhibition that could get Sean the chick-he's-been-checking-out's attention-followup, seeing as how Brad stuck to Bradley's car like bizarre moderation to TL.net and wouldn't fuck off until the loot was his, with nothing but a hypocritical "you're weird, kid; you know that?'' foul to not even bother to gesture the brushing off of.
On December 06 2023 15:18 stomatopodreamy wrote: my tent to the park--where the under-construction-bar
park sang hyunI've seen the Stormgate thing, whatever--until there's native support for mafia game modes. And the Twitch Korea one--stevejungsc tried so hard, and got so far; I wrote in Sean's broodah's chat. I like the dark theme for liquipedia, would welcome the spilling over. Aaaand... let me see. Mmeh, ok; cuz of Chris' interpreting Nice Guy Eddie's addition to the table conversation Quentin scripted and initiated:
+ idk why I can use the True-Blue-35th-anniversary-edition version through RAVE, but it acts + Show Spoiler [DT] +
RIP "We got an Ad thread now... /In the words of Tychus"
Well, let me just let staff take a whiff at it, and see if they wanna keep it, pull it inside behind castle walls and get drunk and afuckin in celebration like they should; before I unloaded a sneak peek at my runaway nightrains of cold-shower-thought in classy, make-believe-ad-team-member roleplay fashion: nothing less than THE /forum/mafia equivalent of Liquibets, alright? 3 times the ad for it got snitched on and erased--second time samt game thread (yes, it's part of an ongoing game within THE game with in-tandem collab with a fake game that tries hard to look like a legit one, https://tl.net/forum/mafia/618165-winter-warfare-mafia, being funnelled into a post-in-the-making for /mafia/513550-liquid-Appeal-Q-und-A. Third time the blog title got renamed to garbage.
On October 21 2016 02:39 N0 wrote: ElementaryLiquidiaMafiaConcept a bannon mafia game quartet.
Setup: 36] Flavor for roles will be revealed upon death, anywhen post-death, post-game or not at all; never via role PM. Sample Vanilla Townie:
This is a public service announcement informing you that the ETA of SCV Radio's follow up tu what you're listening + Show Spoiler [tu] +
yE1Wh26SXXEL6w Is there anyone here who hasn't heard of the Lings in Tutus meme? Well, tough--because we're not going to get bot-edited for posting links just yet; so you're gonna have to manually ass-transport to farRTSweaty's Twitch channel's About, eh?
IS AWESOME !
will be Liquid`Tyla - Water (instrumental) vs N0 - Make It Out Alive (i.e., 7zLJQcSw9Qxwyg ++ 2Lz0qaHPGoTChg r46-elU_MhC-QQ kE6ns3L_185jrg cmGBqDGfpOPfJg hSCDffZCOw1HNw)
On November 13 2023 16:18 Saint Pierce Brosnan wrote: Imagine feeding the script of-, & hotkeying Bonyth maneuver #33 for your match against a eonSziky-ologism-specialist into your repertoire, within the ~4 minutes automation-input time before the game commences, and voice-activating it for your archon-mode-AI-partner to execute. We'd have homages to Will Riker going scene-viral to tweak the niches of this novel, slow-burn gameplay addition most classily, practicality being just one, albeit the primary selection agent. Players sharing how they starclaimed AI-action-clusters by mapping them to
actual stars + an element of obscenity in concocting mnemonics would have post-tournament-game interview audiences laughing out loudly.
a Bourbon-Vanilla Townie. You have a voice and a vote. You win when you've managed to vote to back-seat eliminate threats to the town of https://tl.net/forum/mafia/618165-winter-warfare-mafia to a higher degree than every other townie if they aren't eliminated (there are equal or less correct guesses as to the identity of the mafia from alive townies than there are mafiosi left after Night 3), or you're among the top 4 if they are.
Game thread has been here the entire time. Confirm by posting whatever /mafia-AD-tenet conforming thing you feel like sharing with your pack followed by "HUUUUUUT!" / your howl.