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my friend challenged me to a starcraft rap battle on MSN, so I thought creating a thread on teamliquid would be hilarious ITT we do FFA starcraft rap battle for lulz. NSFW for use of rude slang, use spoilers where appropriate i'll start ;D edit: originality = funnier content ;O
+ Show Spoiler + Aight nigga its time to sit you ass down and listen it's time for my gosu apm to glisten my macro is like lightning my micro is frigtening im breakin expansions and takin bases just ragequit now, you can't face this
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to each their own.....good luck with your endeavors sir
I'm sure if this succeeds the 2 page limit it will be one for the records.
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wake up in the morning feeling like jaedong grab my keyboard and close the door i know this wont take long theree hatch mutas on the way your rines got nothin to say i roll with random every game cause thats the only way to play
+ Show Spoiler +stolen from tik tok starcraft parady ^^
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On March 01 2010 11:43 AcrossFiveJulys wrote: wake up in the morning feeling like jaedong grab my keyboard and close the door i know this wont take long theree hatch mutas on the way your rines got nothin to say i roll with random every game cause thats the only way to play so original.
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On March 01 2010 11:43 AcrossFiveJulys wrote: wake up in the morning feeling like jaedong grab my keyboard and close the door i know this wont take long theree hatch mutas on the way your rines got nothin to say i roll with random every game cause thats the only way to play -_-
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On March 01 2010 11:43 AcrossFiveJulys wrote: wake up in the morning feeling like jaedong grab my keyboard and close the door i know this wont take long theree hatch mutas on the way your rines got nothin to say i roll with random every game cause thats the only way to play
someone get this man a record deal.
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yo look at you fools talking about jaedong lee man he's got nothing can't you guys see? the real man is flash yo he's got game he's aint no scrub he definetly aint lame he'll fuck you up any time with any BO he shouldnt even say GG, just GTFO so i dare you guys reply with a better rhyme don't wait to long you guys dont have time
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On March 01 2010 11:43 AcrossFiveJulys wrote: wake up in the morning feeling like jaedong grab my keyboard and close the door i know this wont take long theree hatch mutas on the way your rines got nothin to say i roll with random every game cause thats the only way to play this really killed the thread. i remember fanatacist had a rap battle blog but wasnt really about sc i thought it was cool o_O http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=103400 lol if you post right after you make an account, your avg posts per week/day is super high
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My muta micro will make you go psycho break your mineral like and smack your dick. you move your marine they are just to slow they get a Hold shotted through the skull DAMN sick beats fuck it back to taiko Im playing Bad apple on taiko ;D
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i look you in the face i see nothing but fear my units in your base make only one thing clear this games over time for you to gg my wins i as secure as cryptography
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On March 01 2010 11:49 R4ptur3d wrote: My muta micro will make you go psycho break your mineral like and smack your dick. you move your marine they are just to slow they get a Hold shotted through the skull DAMN sick beats fuck it back to taiko Im playing Bad apple on taiko ;D
you say your muta micro will make us niggas go psycho but instead of showin proof you're dodgin playin taiko. you cant handle me dawg i'm way too legit fuckin prodiG is the one that should ragequit his apm glistens about as much as a rock that nigga should just bend over and sit on my cock. my muta control is the one thats sick just hold position click and that does the trick.
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it's only NSFW if it has porn or boobs OP is a tease
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On March 01 2010 11:51 TransfuSe wrote:Show nested quote +On March 01 2010 11:49 R4ptur3d wrote: My muta micro will make you go psycho break your mineral like and smack your dick. you move your marine they are just to slow they get a Hold shotted through the skull DAMN sick beats fuck it back to taiko Im playing Bad apple on taiko ;D
you say your muta micro will make us niggas go psycho but instead of showin proof you're dodgin playin taiko. you cant handle me dawg i'm way too legit fuckin prodiG is the one that should ragequit his apm glistens about as much as a rock that nigga should just bend over and sit on my cock. my muta control is the one thats sick just hold position click and that does the trick.
God damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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On March 01 2010 11:47 MLB_Mets wrote: yo look at you fools talking about jaedong lee man he's got nothing can't you guys see? the real man is flash yo he's got game he's aint no scrub he definetly aint lame he'll fuck you up any time with any BO he shouldnt even say GG, just GTFO so i dare you guys reply with a better rhyme don't wait to long you guys dont have time You talk about "jaedong lee" but he's nothing he lost to fantasy. So he ain't no hero so just keep crying Cuz inside i kno that you're dieing, from all the psionic storms i lay down in your base your scv's are lain to waste. so newbie go back to your D- channel Cuz every time we play, it's your game that I dismantle.
ziziYo
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On March 01 2010 11:51 TransfuSe wrote:Show nested quote +On March 01 2010 11:49 R4ptur3d wrote: My muta micro will make you go psycho break your mineral like and smack your dick. you move your marine they are just to slow they get a Hold shotted through the skull DAMN sick beats fuck it back to taiko Im playing Bad apple on taiko ;D
you say your muta micro will make us niggas go psycho but instead of showin proof you're dodgin playin taiko. you cant handle me dawg i'm way too legit fuckin prodiG is the one that should ragequit his apm glistens about as much as a rock that nigga should just bend over and sit on my cock. my muta control is the one thats sick just hold position click and that does the trick. one things for sure my archons aim is pure mutas poppin left and right corsairs rolling into the dead of night i got storm on the way, templar really rape k. speedzeal push your nat crush u like rat.
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On March 01 2010 11:54 prodiG wrote:+ Show Spoiler +On March 01 2010 11:51 TransfuSe wrote:Show nested quote +On March 01 2010 11:49 R4ptur3d wrote: My muta micro will make you go psycho break your mineral like and smack your dick. you move your marine they are just to slow they get a Hold shotted through the skull DAMN sick beats fuck it back to taiko Im playing Bad apple on taiko ;D
you say your muta micro will make us niggas go psycho but instead of showin proof you're dodgin playin taiko. you cant handle me dawg i'm way too legit fuckin prodiG is the one that should ragequit his apm glistens about as much as a rock that nigga should just bend over and sit on my cock. my muta control is the one thats sick just hold position click and that does the trick. one things for sure my archons aim is pure mutas poppin left and right corsairs rolling into the dead of night i got storm on the way, templar really rape k. speedzeal push your nat crush u like rat. When you push out... it's your skills that i doubt. you seem to have no clue how to play, so just tap out. Your army is pathetic, can't you get it archons don't work against terran mech So just say gg you horrid wreck you talk about storms as if they will save you but can't you see vult drops will make you QQ Not to mention my gosu templar snipe They will make you ripe with fear So just bend over and take that tank up your rear.
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On March 01 2010 11:54 prodiG wrote:Show nested quote +On March 01 2010 11:51 TransfuSe wrote:On March 01 2010 11:49 R4ptur3d wrote: My muta micro will make you go psycho break your mineral like and smack your dick. you move your marine they are just to slow they get a Hold shotted through the skull DAMN sick beats fuck it back to taiko Im playing Bad apple on taiko ;D
you say your muta micro will make us niggas go psycho but instead of showin proof you're dodgin playin taiko. you cant handle me dawg i'm way too legit fuckin prodiG is the one that should ragequit his apm glistens about as much as a rock that nigga should just bend over and sit on my cock. my muta control is the one thats sick just hold position click and that does the trick. one things for sure my archons aim is pure mutas poppin left and right corsairs rolling into the dead of night i got storm on the way, templar really rape k. speedzeal push your nat crush u like rat.
This kid is a noob only 30apm attack moving archon he must be having fun, with his shitty dumb luck and a smile on his face and pull down my pants and smack him in the face....with my dick
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On March 01 2010 11:54 prodiG wrote:Show nested quote +On March 01 2010 11:51 TransfuSe wrote:On March 01 2010 11:49 R4ptur3d wrote: My muta micro will make you go psycho break your mineral like and smack your dick. you move your marine they are just to slow they get a Hold shotted through the skull DAMN sick beats fuck it back to taiko Im playing Bad apple on taiko ;D
you say your muta micro will make us niggas go psycho but instead of showin proof you're dodgin playin taiko. you cant handle me dawg i'm way too legit fuckin prodiG is the one that should ragequit his apm glistens about as much as a rock that nigga should just bend over and sit on my cock. my muta control is the one thats sick just hold position click and that does the trick. one things for sure my archons aim is pure mutas poppin left and right corsairs rolling into the dead of night i got storm on the way, templar really rape k. speedzeal push your nat crush u like rat.
nigga you ask for originality but the shit you just spewed is a mother fuckin tragedy your D- bw game got no intelligence, got no game sense your pity ass like a premodonna asking for credence
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Bitch, I play Zerg but that's Sir to you Your base just like yo bitch, it's got two holes to screw I'm ready for this rap, like I'm ready for the game My rhymes be so fresh they put you all to shame You talking storms you dirty whore you better shut your face I dodge that shit so fast, it's like you smoking purple haze I spit acid like banelings, rip it up like zerglings I keep killing things, and dethroning kings This is my first post so I wanted to say what's up Remember, I play Zerg but I'll be terran shit up But you know I won, you aint got shit Ya'll just get the fuck out and ragequit
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+ Show Spoiler [TSL Results] +99 problems but a loss ain't one If you're havin' zerg problems i feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a loss ain't one Beat me!
The year's twenty ten and all we see is White-Ra I haven't played a while and i give the game to IdrA I got one choice y'all beat the shit out of HoRRoR or get my ass kicked to the TSL floor
Now I ain't tryin' to rape you like the Jae I wanna few dollars so I'm gon break your face So I beat HoRRoR 3-0 Stompin' him through startin' New Tornadoes Cause I'm toss and I'm gosu- can't even stop me on Andro? Do I look like a D-? I don't know You wanna GG now or you wanna play some mo'? "Yeah you're right i can't get to game fo'"
Game sense and Management and fucking up Tarson's arse That match is 3-0 he didn't win a single part Now look who I'm playin', just some lil' kid "Well do you mind making sure that I don't get whipped?" Well I'm feeling nice so I beat IdrA in the last act And you know my skill so you don' need to watch that
So after I beat him so fast, I gotta cream Iefnaij or something We played a few games but on me he got nothin' Nah, TSL finally threw me a player I know a bit Enough that he won't take three games off my shit You'll see how good I am when Mondragon comes I got 99 problems but a loss ain't one
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I started off with the goal to get my apm higher So i chose my race toss, you know my life for aiur Started off the game thinking about stork whom i admire and how i wished i was him, to be good i aspire he said he was terran, scouted zerg, what a liar so i reaver sair this kid and blow up his spire he knocks at my nat, to make hts more gas i require the reavers zoom back behind cannons and then a ceasefire he calls me a "faggot ass hacker" and then i made him retire
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On March 01 2010 13:40 PhailSoBaller wrote:
and how i wished i was him, to be good i aspire
and how i wished i was him, to be good I A SPIRE
can anyone record their vocals with decent quality to a metronome? would be fun to collaborate and make a song a with a couple verses about starCraft. i can do the music and mix down let me know if anyone is interested!
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let me tell u a little about my tactics the way i harass pvz is intergallactic killing drones without no cause giving u psionic presents like im mother fuckin santa claus the name of my game is cheese optimization find you naked like a deshelled crustacean ur just building ur 2nd hatchery i got gates pumpin zs in a hurry u better scurry cause u about to diarrhea in ur chair like indian curry
by the way i only stole the lyrics in my first post (tik tok starcraft parody @ youtube if you gusy haven't seen it), the rest i made up
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On March 01 2010 14:09 AcrossFiveJulys wrote:
(tik tok starcraft parody @ youtube if you gusy haven't seen it) LOL, awesome, nice job
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On March 01 2010 15:23 Ravloo wrote:Show nested quote +On March 01 2010 14:09 AcrossFiveJulys wrote:
(tik tok starcraft parody @ youtube if you gusy haven't seen it) LOL, awesome, nice job
I didn't do the parody
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i like playing brood war i have a lot of CASH yeah yeah you whore my style is comparable to flash
can anyone even challenge me
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Not really a rap, but a parody of "All along the watchtower" + Show Spoiler + "There must be some kind of detection here", said the medic to the SCV, There's no time for scan, I can't get no energy. Dark Templar in my mineral line, lurkers behind my back, None will ever undermine my build's timing attack.
Damn, this stuff is hard. I give up. For now.
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On March 01 2010 15:37 DoctorHelvetica wrote: i like playing brood war i have a lot of CASH yeah yeah you whore my style is comparable to flash
can anyone even challenge me
well, now, your rap skills are trash they're about as smooth as your mothers rash id rather get in a plane crash and burn in the ash or worse try to play sc2 with less than the minimum processor cache then have to ever again read your newbie english mash
and wait a minute, lets talk a little about ur sc skillz ive cooked tougher meat on my backyard grills if i opened 2 gate proxy zeal youd probably 3 hatch before pool for real cause all you can do is watch progamers copyin, wishin you were one of the hall of famers let me give u a little advice writing progaming articles is nice but as a testament of your skill it wont suffice i have a vice, i like to put newbies like you on ice ill win games vs u in a bo5 not once, twice, but thrice
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My builds don't mess around Because I time them so And this I know for sho... But do you really expect to withstand my armies knocking at your door...
Don't try to fight the macro Because the a-move alone is killing you right now... Uh, thank god for Korean gamers For sticking builds together Cause we don't know how... Uh!
Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa
You think you've micro Ohh, you think you've micro But micro just won't cut it Cause you've got no units at aaaaalll... We play together Oh, we play together But my skill's always better when there's stakes invooooolllved... If what they say is "His build's always better" Then what makes, then what makes, then what makes, Then what makes my build the exception? So macro, so macro, macro, macro, macro till you're maxed, and then I'll just attack-move heeerrrreee... Y'all don't know how to make goons dance.
Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa..
+ Show Spoiler +
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On March 01 2010 15:54 AcrossFiveJulys wrote:Show nested quote +On March 01 2010 15:37 DoctorHelvetica wrote: i like playing brood war i have a lot of CASH yeah yeah you whore my style is comparable to flash
can anyone even challenge me well, now, your rap skills are trash they're about as smooth as your mothers rash id rather get in a plane crash and burn in the ash or worse try to play sc2 with less than the minimum processor cache then have to ever again read your newbie english mash and wait a minute, lets talk a little about ur sc skillz ive cooked tougher meat on my backyard grills if i opened 2 gate proxy zeal youd probably 3 hatch before pool for real cause all you can do is watch progamers copyin, wishin you were one of the hall of famers let me give u a little advice writing progaming articles is nice but as a testament of your skill it wont suffice i have a vice, i like to put newbies like you on ice ill win games vs u in a bo5 not once, twice, but thrice
your rapping is not good comapred to mine you just stepped on my spider mine word to your mother
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On March 01 2010 16:01 DoctorHelvetica wrote:Show nested quote +On March 01 2010 15:54 AcrossFiveJulys wrote:On March 01 2010 15:37 DoctorHelvetica wrote: i like playing brood war i have a lot of CASH yeah yeah you whore my style is comparable to flash
can anyone even challenge mewell, now, your rap skills are trash they're about as smooth as your mothers rash id rather get in a plane crash and burn in the ash or worse try to play sc2 with less than the minimum processor cache then have to ever again read your newbie english mash and wait a minute, lets talk a little about ur sc skillz ive cooked tougher meat on my backyard grills if i opened 2 gate proxy zeal youd probably 3 hatch before pool for real cause all you can do is watch progamers copyin, wishin you were one of the hall of famers let me give u a little advice writing progaming articles is nice but as a testament of your skill it wont suffice i have a vice, i like to put newbies like you on ice ill win games vs u in a bo5 not once, twice, but thrice your rapping is not good comapred to mine you just stepped on my spider mine word to your mother
that's fine, you can come back and whine and write your shitty three line but as long as your mouth is dry and your words are stuck, all of TL knows you just suck
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On March 01 2010 16:00 Jyvblamo wrote:My builds don't mess around Because I time them so And this I know for sho... But do you really expect to withstand my armies knocking at your door... Don't try to fight the macro Because the a-move alone is killing you right now... Uh, thank god for Korean gamers For sticking builds together Cause we don't know how... Uh! Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa You think you've micro Ohh, you think you've micro But micro just won't cut it Cause you've got no units at aaaaalll... We play together Oh, we play together But my skill's always better when there's stakes invooooolllved... If what they say is "My build is better" Then what makes, then what makes, then what makes, Then what makes my build the exception? So macro, so macro, macro, macro, macro till you're maxed, and then I'll just attack-move heeerrrreee... Y'all don't know how to make goons dance. Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. + Show Spoiler +http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWgvGjAhvIw
AWESOME!!
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The cat Is in the hat *beatbox solo*
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i call it: like interceptors i'ma crush your dreams, you spoiled college kid
you make less cents than a 3pool, but be cool, cause see fool you got tossed by your girl, i left her a necklace of pearls now don't hurl, be in control doing curls butt fuck, i took her from behind and it was heartbreak almighty tassadar those farts stank cheesier and dirtier than dt drops, she was foul but wow that cow's sounds aroused somehow howled and growled more than never with kwanro look that shit up and just let your spawns go cmon though, i wreck any game on a console while you watch all those streams, and can sing along to gee you couldn't hit c- with cheese, so go ahead dc or lag like chinese less mannered than a pylon, prolly only rock python your nat's been dried pawn, the fuck has your mind gone in your head you're really sick, think your play's resilient but in fuckin truth you make dragoons look brilliant pretty thick, so let me tell it to you straight you, like most TL members, are terrible at sc. idra's shit and he always will be. shoutouts to lee sung eun YEUH
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On March 01 2010 16:06 AcrossFiveJulys wrote:Show nested quote +On March 01 2010 16:00 Jyvblamo wrote:My builds don't mess around Because I time them so And this I know for sho... But do you really expect to withstand my armies knocking at your door... Don't try to fight the macro Because the a-move alone is killing you right now... Uh, thank god for Korean gamers For sticking builds together Cause we don't know how... Uh! Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa You think you've micro Ohh, you think you've micro But micro just won't cut it Cause you've got no units at aaaaalll... We play together Oh, we play together But my skill's always better when there's stakes invooooolllved... If what they say is "My build is better" Then what makes, then what makes, then what makes, Then what makes my build the exception? So macro, so macro, macro, macro, macro till you're maxed, and then I'll just attack-move heeerrrreee... Y'all don't know how to make goons dance. Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. + Show Spoiler +http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWgvGjAhvIw AWESOME!! Winner
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Hey I got my machine shop spinning If you could only see me grinning I know you toss don't got no skill Especially when you have vultures up in your grill I just took my natural on 14 I'm macroing up off 2 fact laying mines in between You don't have observers, you can't see nothing yet Taking that third base is something your gonna regret I break out with my army, with speeds approaching flash Your armies on the move, trying to make a dash But then you hear that sound, my mines you be trippin Blue gore is everywhere and my siege tanks be flippin Into siege mode sending some zealots back to Aiur Destroying that base you tried to acquire Then you tap out with a "gg" Ain't noone who can mess with me
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Well might be old but, there's a small snippet in UK PC Gamer about TL.net's SC rap abilities:
"What rhymes with Terran? Illin' Dropping lyrical bombs over starcraft
When Teamliquid.net announced a StarCraft commentary contest, they hoped to find the commentators who are the best, the commentators who could talk up a good game, and in response they would be given fame... and that's quite enought of that. But do have a listen to Protrozz's awesomly expressive entry , a 14-minute rhyming commentary of his moves that can be found at bit.ly/5VI2JL. Bustin rhymes about Zerg, it turns out, is harder than it looks."
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nerds:
are you starcraft skills really applicable? cause your talent with girls is something despicable dont forget how you sweat to a one line text, a font is enough to get you wet, but your're the best!
all your time dedicated is wasted, sitting in your basement spacin' forgetting to eat with cold feet about the girl down the street just cause you took a peek in her window doesnt mean she wants your carrier fleet bro, so forget starcraft and move the fuck on, you will never be lee jaedong worrying about where you spawn in python, nights long till day break and another headache cause you stayed up late jerkin between games
you're quick to scout a build order, but when a girl steps on the floor you're thinking about a forum. i would die of boredom. I know this may hurt, but how many nerds asked me how to flirt? Then you go on iccup and get murked.
Your TL post count is something to be proud of? unless your're pulling bitches, pull the fuck out son.
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On March 02 2010 10:35 Saturnize wrote: How is this NSFW?
l o l........ cursewords?
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+ Show Spoiler +On March 02 2010 10:41 larjarse wrote: nerds:
are you starcraft skills really applicable? cause your talent with girls is something despicable dont forget how you sweat to a one line text, a font is enough to get you wet, but your're the best!
all your time dedicated is wasted, sitting in your basement spacin' forgetting to eat with cold feet about the girl down the street just cause you took a peek in her window doesnt mean she wants your carrier fleet bro, so forget starcraft and move the fuck on, you will never be lee jaedong worrying about where you spawn in python, nights long till day break and another headache cause you stayed up late jerkin between games
you're quick to scout a build order, but when a girl steps on the floor you're thinking about a forum. i would die of boredom. I know this may hurt, but how many nerds asked me how to flirt? Then you go on iccup and get murked.
Your TL post count is something to be proud of? unless your're pulling bitches, pull the fuck out son. I lol'd
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On March 02 2010 10:41 larjarse wrote: nerds:
are you starcraft skills really applicable? cause your talent with girls is something despicable dont forget how you sweat to a one line text, a font is enough to get you wet, but your're the best!
all your time dedicated is wasted, sitting in your basement spacin' forgetting to eat with cold feet about the girl down the street just cause you took a peek in her window doesnt mean she wants your carrier fleet bro, so forget starcraft and move the fuck on, you will never be lee jaedong worrying about where you spawn in python, nights long till day break and another headache cause you stayed up late jerkin between games
you're quick to scout a build order, but when a girl steps on the floor you're thinking about a forum. i would die of boredom. I know this may hurt, but how many nerds asked me how to flirt? Then you go on iccup and get murked.
Your TL post count is something to be proud of? unless your're pulling bitches, pull the fuck out son.
OH SNAP!
time to go cry in my corner
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United States4796 Posts
This is getting good already.
Props.
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i make one marine he is very seen hes armor is green he doesnt like machines
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On March 02 2010 10:41 larjarse wrote: nerds:
are you starcraft skills really applicable? cause your talent with girls is something despicable dont forget how you sweat to a one line text, a font is enough to get you wet, but your're the best!
all your time dedicated is wasted, sitting in your basement spacin' forgetting to eat with cold feet about the girl down the street just cause you took a peek in her window doesnt mean she wants your carrier fleet bro, so forget starcraft and move the fuck on, you will never be lee jaedong worrying about where you spawn in python, nights long till day break and another headache cause you stayed up late jerkin between games
you're quick to scout a build order, but when a girl steps on the floor you're thinking about a forum. i would die of boredom. I know this may hurt, but how many nerds asked me how to flirt? Then you go on iccup and get murked.
Your TL post count is something to be proud of? unless your're pulling bitches, pull the fuck out son.
Finally a rhyme that deserves appreciation, Respect to you sir, you have my attention, But don't get conceited just because it made sense, Although I live here, it's a pretty kick-ass basement,
Sure, fine, let's start a war i expected it, This thread'll get good cause I endorsed it, For those who don't know me, go on TV, then you'll see me, the guy whos SCVs, Are stronger than that guy's DTs I make Zeratul look like a pussy, I use Queens efficiently, and defend CCs against 4 pool then they GG and call me a hacker-noob faggot, Because when there's cheese, I can smell it, When there's a 14 CC, I can scout it, You think you can beat me? I honestly doubt it,
You're talking about girls? Bitch please, I cover material in all 360 degrees, Even ask Bisu and I'll bet you he agrees And girls they love me for being tough, They say, "whats a zergling," I smack em, "Bitch don't you know your stuff?" "Those things that look like plants?" I face-palm then palm their face, "Those are called trees..." And expand and take an extra base... I don't like girls who don't know their shit, They're frail and way too innocent, I like them dirty, Those who'll four pool in cross positions, Who lose and blame their loss on bad weather conditions,
I'd continue sir but honestly I thought I could do better, But you see, outside, it's mighty bad weather, And so although, You're in my natural, The drop screen comes, and the game is done,
And I hope you don't report it... Cause I really need this win cause I have a youtube account and my fans count on me... and I'm kind of famous... lol.
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On March 02 2010 12:23 Tensai176 wrote:Show nested quote +On March 02 2010 10:41 larjarse wrote: nerds:
are you starcraft skills really applicable? cause your talent with girls is something despicable dont forget how you sweat to a one line text, a font is enough to get you wet, but your're the best!
all your time dedicated is wasted, sitting in your basement spacin' forgetting to eat with cold feet about the girl down the street just cause you took a peek in her window doesnt mean she wants your carrier fleet bro, so forget starcraft and move the fuck on, you will never be lee jaedong worrying about where you spawn in python, nights long till day break and another headache cause you stayed up late jerkin between games
you're quick to scout a build order, but when a girl steps on the floor you're thinking about a forum. i would die of boredom. I know this may hurt, but how many nerds asked me how to flirt? Then you go on iccup and get murked.
Your TL post count is something to be proud of? unless your're pulling bitches, pull the fuck out son. Finally a rhyme that deserves appreciation, Respect to you sir, you have my attention, But don't get conceited just because it made sense, Although I live here, it's a pretty kick-ass basement, Sure, fine, let's start a war i expected it, This thread'll get good cause I endorsed it, For those who don't know me, go on TV, then you'll see me, the guy whos SCVs, Are stronger than that guy's DTs I make Zeratul look like a pussy, I use Queens efficiently, and defend CCs against 4 pool then they GG and call me a hacker-noob faggot, Because when there's cheese, I can smell it, When there's a 14 CC, I can scout it, You think you can beat me? I honestly doubt it, You're talking about girls? Bitch please, I cover material in all 360 degrees, Even ask Bisu and I'll bet you he agrees And girls they love me for being tough, They say, "whats a zergling," I smack em, "Bitch don't you know your stuff?" "Those things that look like plants?" I face-palm then palm their face, "Those are called trees..." And expand and take an extra base... I don't like girls who don't know their shit, They're frail and way too innocent, I like them dirty, Those who'll four pool in cross positions, Who lose and blame their loss on bad weather conditions, I'd continue sir but honestly I thought I could do better, But you see, outside, it's mighty bad weather, And so although, You're in my natural, The drop screen comes, and the game is done, And I hope you don't report it... Cause I really need this win cause I have a youtube account and my fans count on me... and I'm kind of famous... lol. I like.
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On March 01 2010 16:23 PUPATREE wrote: i call it: like interceptors i'ma crush your dreams, you spoiled college kid
you make less cents than a 3pool, but be cool, cause see fool you got tossed by your girl, i left her a necklace of pearls now don't hurl, be in control doing curls butt fuck, i took her from behind and it was heartbreak almighty tassadar those farts stank cheesier and dirtier than dt drops, she was foul but wow that cow's sounds aroused somehow howled and growled more than never with kwanro look that shit up and just let your spawns go cmon though, i wreck any game on a console while you watch all those streams, and can sing along to gee you couldn't hit c- with cheese, so go ahead dc or lag like chinese less mannered than a pylon, prolly only rock python your nat's been dried pawn, the fuck has your mind gone in your head you're really sick, think your play's resilient but in fuckin truth you make dragoons look brilliant pretty thick, so let me tell it to you straight you, like most TL members, are terrible at sc. idra's shit and he always will be. shoutouts to lee sung eun YEUH
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this is so cool! i will write one tomorrow, unless i get a sc2 key before
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I don't even hotkey cuz I can slap you like a bitch, because calling what you have chances, damn boy, that's rich. With two fingers on the mouse and my cock on the keyboard, just to make sure that I won't get fucking bored, while I annihilate your expos take you down like BoxeR did Yellow, beat you just to see the reaction, with increasingly fast action, so that when you type GG, I can finally cum on your CC.
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if OP doesn't include in his post a girl near-nude i will continue to claim this thread a sham NSFW means cleavage, panties and innuendo
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hey damn yo, i really got not much to say, i got a low ass APM, and i dont play everyday. that cuz when i get on i pray not to get cheesed rite away 4pool is f***ing gay it feels pretty bad, okay? it dont matter what y'all say the only reason i still play is cuz its addicting like cocaine impossible for me to abstain its like to the pc im chained nothing better than a recall inside someones main thats right man i just take the pain and try to maintain a reasonable decent level of play
but in the end, every thing is fine my dream is playin like Shine for now watch day 9 its like being on cloud 9 hes smart he doesn't whine he aint no swine he drinks green tea not wine and his commentary's popularity wont decline
this rap went out of line
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after reading this thread, the posts in all the other threads seem like a rap
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lagmaster
United States374 Posts
Let me introduce you to a guy named Han Sang Bong Only 20 years old, but I tell you he's hung With Zergling Micro that's second to none He'll rip you apart, just cause he's having fun
You'll be losing so bad that you'll cry it's unfair That he can be so good and not build a lair With zerglings and hydras knocking you out cold You'll run to your mommy saying "I just got Kwanrolled"
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On March 01 2010 12:18 majesty.k)seRapH wrote:+ Show Spoiler [TSL Results] +99 problems but a loss ain't one If you're havin' zerg problems i feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a loss ain't one Beat me!
The year's twenty ten and all we see is White-Ra I haven't played a while and i give the game to IdrA I got one choice y'all beat the shit out of HoRRoR or get my ass kicked to the TSL floor
Now I ain't tryin' to rape you like the Jae I wanna few dollars so I'm gon break your face So I beat HoRRoR 3-0 Stompin' him through startin' New Tornadoes Cause I'm toss and I'm gosu- can't even stop me on Andro? Do I look like a D-? I don't know You wanna GG now or you wanna play some mo'? "Yeah you're right i can't get to game fo'"
Game sense and Management and fucking up Tarson's arse That match is 3-0 he didn't win a single part Now look who I'm playin', just some lil' kid "Well do you mind making sure that I don't get whipped?" Well I'm feeling nice so I beat IdrA in the last act And you know my skill so you don' need to watch that
So after I beat him so fast, I gotta cream Iefnaij or something We played a few games but on me he got nothin' Nah, TSL finally threw me a player I know a bit Enough that he won't take three games off my shit You'll see how good I am when Mondragon comes I got 99 problems but a loss ain't one
haha, great job!
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On March 01 2010 11:52 d_so wrote: it's only NSFW if it has porn or boobs OP is a tease I too was hoping for boobies.
My micro is horrendous, lose a group to one storm. You motherfuckers think to be the best is the norm but, Ima teach you different kids, skills ain't where it's at. Lose a zergling army to a motherfuckin' firebat!
Yes! I'm a noob and that's cool. Yes! I don't play by your rules. Yes! Losing games is my style. I win a game by accident and ragequit in denial!
Seige a bunch of tanks out of range of those sunks, Doomdrop counters me but I don't care about those punks, 'Cause I'm the illest loser that you ever did meet, Micro with my tongue and macro with my feet!
Yes! I'm a noob and that's cool. Yes! I don't play by your rules. Yes! I will never win a game. I'd rather suck a fat dick than put a nerd to shame!
Hopefully now you've ticked my modus operandi, Does not require of me that I beat the other guy. You see I'm sick enough I don't need no broodwar skills, 'Cause I'ma rollin' round in a bath of dollar bills!
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six lings ramp-running in yo base oh yea toss boy now i wanna see yo face my swarms make you mad, you start loosing your reavers i feel you breakin' apart, grow up don't cry me a river
defilers everywhere, expansions everywhere, you gotta wake up homeboy, i'm starting to feel like a millionaire ultras popping up, does that gives you any clue? you dumbfuck, watch tha goons turn into a blue glue!
created from a cumulus, my armies are now numerous the crappy storms you do, can't stop us, it's obvious your apm is fake, look at all the spamming you make DT Shuttle lands at my main, but you lost already fag, gimme a break!
think you can beat me on starcraft? fuck you nigga, go play warcraft!
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Vatican City State2594 Posts
Step aside it's the return of the legend Fallen foes too numerous to be mentioned Omniscient multitask while I sip from a flask So many units in your face like a mask Your blood pressure rises as your apm drops Raped so hard that you just called the cops Pounding you til you get menstrual cramps Elevator dragoons and zealots at the ramp High templar drop storm lightning like Zeus You should stick to Bee Gee aicH two vee twoos Your C rank is a joke, reeking of abuse Matchlist riddled with D level noobs Talking trash about the crafting of Star I'm here now, I'll show you a real war Just bend over and beg for a rematch I'll skullfuck you then give you an eyepatch
Game two just started and I went random You and your anus cry bm in tandem Ten minutes in I have 6 bases and max army And that's after I made love to your mommy You are still splitting your SCVs, el oh el I'm mutalisking you all the way to hell Smash your keyboard, you can't hurt me I've got gosu control like the protoss Free Floating buildings left and right in your plight My winged army splits and takes flight Burning your city to the ground without a sound I have the volume off listening to "Right Round" I'm so wasted drunk now I forget I'm playing In this game I don't know why you are staying You leave with no gg, spam hate in /m **[[slash em]] Time to go terran and Flash 'em
Third match starts and I kill my SCV Laugh at its death and start mining You're so butthurt you're crying Tears in your eyes blurr your vision But you cheese to fulfill your mission To stomp me after I took you two-zero BBS me, I hold it like a true hero Proxy port with wraith harass That has me laughing off my ass You lost three to one turret I a-move as you bite the bullet Ragequit is just seconds away The commentators scream CHAYYY JAAAY I fulfill my destiny and you yours It's time for bedtime, after your chores If you hear moaning I'm sorry After a dinner in the light starry Your mom and I had a party In my pants. GG.
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