let me give you some pointers you little sap
after the lesson your lines will be the greatest
just remember i'll be here but til then just suck of this dick!
OWNED!!!
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biscope35
11 Posts
let me give you some pointers you little sap after the lesson your lines will be the greatest just remember i'll be here but til then just suck of this dick! OWNED!!! | ||
biscope35
11 Posts
as 10year old balonge you spit when you talk your voice is locked your speachless somebody go grab me some scissors imma show this wanna be how to be nigga pop a cap in his ass shove a dime in his face you walk home you trip over your shoe lace dont rap if you cant cause souma you just lost your chance | ||
Murderotica
Vatican City State2594 Posts
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Moody
United States750 Posts
On April 26 2011 00:09 Murderotica wrote: This guy would be but a mosquito compared the rap denizens we have in TL lol This. I was really hoping to have some lyrical genius come out of this thread, but instead people are rhyming words like "phony and bologna" "rap and sap" "life and strife." I feel like I'm in 9th grade again at my mostly-white-private-christian-school when 8 mile came out and everyone thought they were a rap prodigy. This is depressing. Edit: Forgot to tell biscope35 that he's bad. So...: biscope35 you're bad. | ||
Kazius
Israel1456 Posts
On April 25 2011 21:52 biscope35 wrote: souma bud you cant rap let me give you some pointers you little sap after the lesson your lines will be the greatest just remember i'll be here but til then just suck of this dick! OWNED!!! Hickory dickory dock, Your rhymes can suck a cock. You can't figure out, what rapping's about. Here's a gift: writers block. Dickery dickery dare, of humor this thread is bare. A cheeky rhyme, to blow my mind. Till then, back to Solitaire. + Show Spoiler + Mother (fucking) Goose y'all. | ||
ReiKo
Croatia1023 Posts
Kazius, are you dreamin'? Ya' not a notorious dawg Soon you will be cryin' and startin' EMO blog Sayin' other rhymes can suck a cock But when you hear mine - for you it's a shell shock Pranksta' you are no gangsta, shit, you ain't worth a shit Hear a click? It's behind your head then you hear boom and you are dead. What's rappin' about? It' about snapping your mom, cuz she needs a dick noone wants her - she is fat as atomic bomb. Gieeah, sucka...eat on this rhymes you will get owned milion times...after that you can suck my dick...sometimes. Peace. | ||
Ryrmidon
Canada371 Posts
when all you are rhyming just like a bunch of wangsters this is a TL forum there is no beat to be heard Stopping trying to rap cause be you sound like kelly Might as well name this after the Dr.Seuss day9 daily! | ||
biscope35
11 Posts
you really need to see what i've got is real what youv got is steel your just a punk ass rappa and im a straight up gangsta i can blow you up but im not gonna im just gonna and sit here spit rhymes with my gun up you think your a G you dont know what you see but what i see iz true to me you may just sit there and snort crack or you can join me and rap i will teach you bi the morning you will know the ropes but i know eventually you will choke and when you do u will be holding out your hand but if you dont take it now i will just let you stai standin you gotta learn what to say and spit cuz your rap is just stupid shit what ever comes out of your mouth you dont know it but i know you will eventually throw it | ||
biscope35
11 Posts
your bodie blew away in ashes why you walkin so lonely? oh right your just a fucking phoney i forgot im sorry maybe one day you will tell the story of how i kicked your asses im like a ninja you can see me in the like im black in the day im white so just sit there and listen cuz i got somthin to tell ya i dont want you all to dis me im just trying to fit in maybe it would be better if you dis me or better if i dis you i dont know maybe you do so pick a side dont care which one just remember ur punk ass rappas u think you can rap but ur not true im a straight up g maybe you'll follow me | ||
Moody
United States750 Posts
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Weedk
United States507 Posts
On April 26 2011 02:19 Moody wrote: How do we report people to mods again?? I've never done it... You have to have signed up in 2007 or before, I believe. | ||
Kazius
Israel1456 Posts
On April 26 2011 01:47 ReiKo wrote: yo...ok...listen up... Kazius, are you dreamin'? Ya' not a notorious dawg Soon you will be cryin' and startin' EMO blog Sayin' other rhymes can suck a cock But when you hear mine - for you it's a shell shock Pranksta' you are no gangsta, shit, you ain't worth a shit Hear a click? It's behind your head then you hear boom and you are dead. What's rappin' about? It' about snapping your mom, cuz she needs a dick noone wants her - she is fat as atomic bomb. Gieeah, sucka...eat on this rhymes you will get owned milion times...after that you can suck my dick...sometimes. Peace. Your plebeian rhymes are under the median, I've seen harder shit while chillin' in the caribbean. You ain't a rapper, ain't a commedian, just busy pretending. How about a drink from my "idiom fountain" (patent pending). "Yo momma" jokes are what you think rapping's about? You must live in a place called "8 miles from burn out". My mom is fat and disgustingly ugly, ya got me there, hit me so badly. A low blow, but you would know... For a dollar you called her and her strap-on "daddy". | ||
clayn
Germany444 Posts
schaue kurz in den spiegel sag "what up" | ||
Ghostcom
Denmark4776 Posts
On April 26 2011 02:20 Weedk wrote: Show nested quote + On April 26 2011 02:19 Moody wrote: How do we report people to mods again?? I've never done it... You have to have signed up in 2007 or before, I believe. A year would suffice... | ||
BatTheMan
Canada759 Posts
thinking of something meaningful to say nothing comes out | ||
MaxField
United States2386 Posts
On April 26 2011 04:53 BatTheMan wrote: I'm sitting here writing thinking of something meaningful to say nothing comes out We have a winner! | ||
Murderotica
Vatican City State2594 Posts
On April 26 2011 04:22 Ghostcom wrote: Show nested quote + On April 26 2011 02:20 Weedk wrote: On April 26 2011 02:19 Moody wrote: How do we report people to mods again?? I've never done it... You have to have signed up in 2007 or before, I believe. A year would suffice... A year ago would be SC2 beta period, so no thnx | ||
jeebuzzx
Canada365 Posts
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Bippzy
United States1466 Posts
Yeah, Yeah That's Me MC Probe Seriously My particle beam Makes all the bitches cream They see MC Probe and the ladies disrobe They say "Oh probe You're the one of my dreams" Your Psionic powers make me scream" Other workers, can't handle my skills While their at home, I'm on the battle fields You know you ladies can't handle my thrills While you're blowing up I'm recharging my shields, Yeah Ahhh! P.S. + Show Spoiler + Someone NEEDS to rap troll Jinro for posting in this thread. | ||
RogueStatus
266 Posts
On April 26 2011 02:14 biscope35 wrote: what u all speechless? i know i kicked your asses your bodie blew away in ashes why you walkin so lonely? oh right your just a fucking phoney i forgot im sorry maybe one day you will tell the story of how i kicked your asses im like a ninja you can see me in the like im black in the day im white so just sit there and listen cuz i got somthin to tell ya i dont want you all to dis me im just trying to fit in maybe it would be better if you dis me or better if i dis you i dont know maybe you do so pick a side dont care which one just remember ur punk ass rappas u think you can rap but ur not true im a straight up g maybe you'll follow me Everybody look at this internet gangster try hard Trying to act black like he's Karl from Die Hard Son, your white, and everybody knows it And not very smart, your 3rd grade reading level shows it What's this about you're just trying to fit in? This isn't the place for you scrub Now go treat your acne with Benzaclin It's better if I diss you, yes this is true Put my foot so far up your ass you swallowed my shoe Closing with "follow me" what is that a twitter reference? Fuck 140 Characters, bitch you can't form a sentence | ||
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