Mothra you think you writin vintage raps/ You think if you attack im not spittin back/ Ill leave you back sayin im wack but cryin cus i spit the facts/ Fuck, your styles wack it needs to switch/ The only reason they cheer for you is cus you look a needy bitch/ Ill leave em on the ground bleeding with/ His hands on his head crying and screaming BITCH!!/
I'm swift and dangerous like a cheetah Slice your head clean like a sharpened katana People went in the match like no idea Some rappers jokes are whack I shove dirty jokes in their ass crack My swollen knuckles will make sure they stay like that Jab you in the face with the hands of Tyson Use my Rambo Knife cut you open like it's hunting season Hit you with my Mace from head to knees Don't ever beg me or I'll wipe your face clean
Dis is for all you wanna be rap battlen emcees. -Crank Crimson- Yall aint ready. You don own no thread/wats ah thread to ah needle?/Im sewen yuh mouth shut/you talken bout queers, chu prancen like ah queen/got four eyes betta tah see everythen/Ive already gone punk/you still in nuetral/I fold chur ass up like kamasutra/dah only thing i fear is fear itself/so preparen for fear HA! aint gonna help/clean up your preschool lines/get off dah jungle gym nigga its battle time and i fucken bring it/Not for dah gay? Im painten my rainbow while im rippen u away/and i get more play/my eyes are dry but i brought u ah box of tissues/cuz i look at chu and i can see ur issues got issues/and why u picken on dah mentally challenged when u dah only retard on dis page/all u niggas is tired bitter and aged/like whiskey/made at ah playa cuz she stay crispy/you aint no god your ah poser ah wanna be/so when my gods strikes you don cry like ah bitch G/and aint nobody hangen nobody except for me when i hang yall fromd dis dick/pussy power stun you wit des lips/shes ah sick pig/shes fucken twiiisted/chop off dah head of limp bizkit/aint nobody afraid of your heat/im spitten bullets/AK-47 lyrics still schoolen/come at me guns blazen and i stand unmoved/havent you heard don bring ah gun to ah knife fight/ring all dah heat you want and you still gonna die tonight/how can u kill freddy nigga/im dah nightmare in yuh dreams/it can go down come meet me on elm street/nigga you talken bout parents and shit/when everytime u walk in dah room you mama looks at chur daddy and says damn!!!/ i shoulda jus gave u head/since we talken bout star wars heres somethen for u tah ponder/3rD Wiseman I am not the father!/your right you aint bad and your not nice/no ur mad cuz ur dirty and u got lice/Im goin down through ah list of you chumps/Im dah kottenmouth king killen em off/and M.C. Minimum you talken bout clicken mouses and shit/you getten mouthy bitch?/you on dah same keyboard as dah rest of us/nigga betta stop it and act like your presence sucks/dis is for all you wanna be emcee pussys wats up?/ Crank is here neva fear
Thread so big but there's no fire Quit tiltin' Shit's so weak can't even fuel the pyre I'm buildin' I'm engraving my name on your mind Try to reach me My rhymes are in a place you can't even find Can't impeach me
with a mind lately missin & the rhyme crazy hittin yep through my sanity & cause a crazy flip with i act up - wack rapper i don pissy glove & smack up ya face cheek so hard it have ya cranie spinnin - often tired & lazy with high doses of speed in me - so much crack smoke i forgot that there's weed in me - crack the window with the computer chair & jump out the flying saucer with flying knee & greet ya teeth - this is so much better than you it's not even seen - my balls are so big i walk like i got no freakin knees - i stopped doin drivebys the day i learned bout flybys with a fuckin jet pack & let the bazooka eat mcs - you weak i just destroy you with jotted jib jabs - i lost the corpse i owed you, pay me or get stabbed - i write down lies & pass em off as the truth , shoot - you prolly hate me - i prolly shove a shovel in ya poopshoot - this is gettin more lame as time passes - wine glasses - with red lipstick still on table from that hoe who died laughin - comedian , you'll have milk squirting out your nose & mouth on the carpet rollin round, can't hold ya piss can't hold ya bowels - look at my rugs they're the consequence of my awesome i jerk off to myself in the mirror while my fat girlfriend watches - she'd eat anything ad nauseum - forgot i fried you? my guard slipped i came to my sword was still inside you - i just did this, joeschmo baby here with the dope text - leaving with a peace even though all i wrote threats -
old thread got a bump man this one is really a dump reminds me of the streets where we all had to kill each other to get some eats couldn't get by without lyin otherwise you'd be dyin one day my dad came home high actually that was everyday cus he was just tryin to get by worked a shit job at some burger joint had to settle for a hi-point to make sure some crazy bitch doesn't come in and kill all of us cus they have the itch shit like that happened quite often in the city of compton
walkin down the street one day some guy comes and says he wants to play so i take out the 9 mil and show this guy how i deal with anyone who tries to fuck with me he pulls out an SOG nice knife but you know what they say bringing a knife to a gunfight is a bad idea any day so i chamber a round and send that loser underground
Oh wats wrong/ dizzy cuz im tilten yall/mad because my rap strong/get up time for action/your epic four lines are ah failure/whinen cuz im attacken yuh/only cuz i can back it up/and for joeschmo/u aint wacked enough tah handle her/didnt practice like u shoulda/so slick like butter/jus shut up and take one/i roll up den smoke one/den go beast like attila the hun/i believe in bars/so add em up/you cant even compare tah her/you pussys need some vagiclear/yuh stinken up my atmosphere/you jus mad bitch/cuz your ah backdoor mistress/come here daddy owns dis/ill break u off like ah bitch/Im taken all challeges/Im grippen up all you kids/dis is funny as shit/wats wrong wit chu u? U humorless/don chu dare slack on dis/I will give u dah biz/i am far from finished/im dah barrell on dis kick/I am dah solution/I can go on for days/you don like it ok/Idon give ah fuck a/fuck around misbehave/and all you can get slayed/Im jus sayen behave/Im ur ultima touche/ Crank Crimson- I can never get enough.
Very well, I will pick up this fight to set things straight English isn't the language I often speak So please Forgive me if my rhymes come out a bit weak I've been learning from the best and I'm up to this little test I will put you out of your misery All your cursing, foul language and banter? I evade it all like an elusive black panther I detest your verse so I have to destroy Do you see? That's my secret ploy To show you Remould you All your attempts at resistance are in vain They would only bring you more pain Please Learn some proper verse Become a part of a bigger universe In this day and age it's important that we are all on the same page Rise like a phoenix from the ashes Drink deep of knowledge found in hidden caches Fail at this and know Those wounds can never mend It will be your end
stop it acten like u ah fighter/and dah black panther aint nothen to the white tiger/step up only tah turn around and retire/your boring the shit outta me come on wheres dah fire??/I could get more action from ah blowed up mcgyver/and stop stealen my lines/im dah one in my prime phoenix/bloodrain bring it/yuh unborn children are screamen/dis pussys ah chicken head jus call him seamen/I detest ur breathen/like u detest me speaken/nigga jus stop cuz u know u cant beat me/u cant mold titanium/rock yuh crainum/crank is slayen em/runnen through ur vains/T virus infecten ur brain/zombifie ur spray/betta pray dat I show mercy/ur right i do bring more pain/on your sloppy attempt to battle me/God chu mad/I undastand/dah way i go ham/make Eminem say daaaaammnn!!/universe? Nigga im ah galaxy/and u look so pitifull challengen me/"nah nigga" Plies is saluten me cuz i jus took/got cha shook/battle crook/Overlooked dah king and came like an ametuer/I am dah whell of wisedom/so don chu dare try tah speak prolific/an uenxpected twist jus took place bitch/cuz u dah only one bleeden on dah ground unconcious/cant touch dis
I'm just gonna fill it up a little. I'm trying my best ere.
Yo, I seen some of you guys's rap as honest I can be its horrible. Those little rhymes don't even add up to minimal. Each and every rhyme is hysterical! I'm not a perfect lyricist but in here I'm trying to be a miracle. I stand on top of a pinnacle. Looking for pussies to feed on, Guess what I rhyme better than lil Jon, Why should I stop just cause I'm dropping F bombs, On EMCEES that rap like they don't know what's next. If you add some music and not read it like text. I'll assure you, you'll be reading this like its complex. I see some MCs trying too hard, Relax let go of the pedal your not being pulled by some uniformed guard. I open minds, like its an open cap, a sun visor. But sometimes us rappers need to stop and listen, And stop sucking dicks and copy and paste and start to stiffen, We ain't no genitals, we should consider making a rap petition. No I'm not trying to be the guys that come to your door talking about Jesus I'm trying to be the meanest, needless to say all you guys talking like your beavis I'm no silly joker, not even mediocre. I'm just a lucky man call me clover, like totally spies with them jets Im hovering over. I don't wanna be a casual villain, right now I'm stuck with an Indian, I'm at the Indian Ocean, Morgadishu, I'm hanging out with 4 armed friend Vishnu. I come to realise that I could eat each and everybody like you for breakfast, But luckily your not on my checklist. Like a menace dentist, from Memphis. I don't smoke but I get higher than Everest. I pity those who are jealous, cause I'm expressing the true form of reckless. I don't wear an OG necklace, My victory spreads faster than a virus call it Infectious. My assumption, is that your girl is banging on my Johnson Bought these condoms from watsons I'm the antitoxin to interrupt your deadly toxin, A light diffuser you could call me rhodopsin. I'm not joking, just choking on some 2 bit gangster, Who thinks he has the swagger, but don't realise he likes to stagger. You belong in the back of a tractor, I'm just your average attractor. And as honest I can be, is that you are a wanna be, Intellectual about you ain't factual about reality. If you guys remembered that you had a freestyle issue It's okay go cry with a 7 ply tissue. Cause after this, I'm logging swift So goodbye, goodnight and having a merry Christmas.