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Creep to the hatchery infest it with lead you should change your name to Pocari, cause how much you sweat you turning into a blue puddle just like liquid sheth thats the last time I mention sc2 cause BW never dead
+ Show Spoiler +I play terran because thats what mengsk chose no reason to be ashamed though other races suck more dick than kaiden alenko
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Today was a good day, I haven't slept since Monday, took finals early, it felt dirty. Stress wearing on me, have to cope you see. The man across the hall did it all, two pills a day, kept me at bay. learning shit every hour, i devour. four tests in three days? I will be okay, with two pills through the throat, its what they say.
Its over now, and turned out great, please dont hate. Now i head to vacation toward Maui, smoking that wowie. This rhyme is based on a true story you see, So please, don't take it lightly.
( i actually did just make this up, and its true. fuck taking finals early so you can do a family vacation, this term was fucking stressful >.<, disclaimer - i cant rap or write. GG no re.)
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Some kid was about to crank some crimson Then some crips rolled up and kicked his shit in You're all fodder for the goddess The oddest, most obnoxious nob with knockers ready to rock this You can't outfox this, you're using building blocks to stay locked in boxes You're gaseous, noxious, toxic, no oxygen option, nothing to smell I'm an awesome predator robot, the spotted ocelot hunting gazelle I'm funny as hell, the fenris sent to end this, and send you to hell Now this fucker behind the monitor with a moniker Acting like he's some kind of king when he's a commoner I'mma sure this guy is an Amish taking an hour to move a kilometer By that, I mean he's slow, but I'm absurd, eating ramen constant cuz I'm a nerd I'm a bird, regurgitate worms, so ill I spit germs, spitting like a llama slurred vomiting ominous common sense from the top of the obelisk So solemn since I've got the wisdom of Solomon out my esophagus All you toddlers can grovel at the power of the most polished novelist I'm not just a hypothesis, I'm the fucking truth, isn't it obvious? You think you're close to a god? I'm the opposite - infamous columnist So I guess that makes me a bitch, but I don't write articles I bite, I don't bark, make art that carpet bombs targets to particles Nothing close in your arsenal, scraping you off like charred barnacles All the shit in my closet would make the Chronicles of Narnia marginal Carve out your heart at a carnival, cake it caramel, that's karma though Wanna battle back? Get out your pad and pencil, yo I'll roll you up just like pretzel dough, let's just go I'll try to be gentle though with this rape tentacle Say things that are detestable, not acceptable, nonsensical Unethical, spilling chemicals and medical waste on my friends and foes On my menstrual flow, but when it comes to your blood, I'm unquenchable My offense is incredible, my defense, impeccable You're just a guy with a small pecker about to get burned to wreckage when I wreck your flow
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These Terrans always escape reality when they play That's why they stim marines, think they're pro and go like "dat shit cray" Leave it to Terrans, and they say they got some fast hands "Flash" hands, wrists with some weighted bands And medivacs in the air mayne See 'em drop bio with stock thrusters, I just laugh, mayne I catch Tanks when I ain't trying I ain't lying, I a-move Banelings till they split up, keep them 'rines lit up Get outta line, I get you hit up Now if you play me ingame, you better watch what you say You could get carried away, You could get infested and carried away Now here's a list of Zergs that can kill you in eight minutes: Stukov, umm.. NarAliya and Kerrigan I'mma say this shit now and never again We ain't foes, we ain't adversaries and we damn sure ain't equal The games you playing, you get killed like that Acting like you can micro, you ain't built like that See me when you see me Terran, WHAT? *baneling bust*
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Freestyle rap? Looks like y'all spending hours writing lines and pretending you just came up with it. I don't believe none of you.
Hey, My name is Chris, I would finish this, but I gotta take a piss. -Chris out
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On December 07 2013 18:38 dRaW wrote: Freestyle rap? Looks like y'all spending hours writing lines and pretending you just came up with it. I don't believe none of you.
Hey, My name is Chris, I would finish this, but I gotta take a piss. -Chris out
Yo Chris, meet my fist I'll break your wrist You just got rocked You just got pylon blocked in your cock Now your piss sprays all over your face You suck at rapping and are a disgrace
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On December 07 2013 18:42 ninazerg wrote:Show nested quote +On December 07 2013 18:38 dRaW wrote: Freestyle rap? Looks like y'all spending hours writing lines and pretending you just came up with it. I don't believe none of you.
Hey, My name is Chris, I would finish this, but I gotta take a piss. -Chris out Yo Chris, meet my fist I'll break your wrist You just got rocked You just got pylon blocked in your cock Now your piss sprays all over your face You suck at rapping and are a disgrace
Yo angry citizen, I break my head on your fist dont try to insist that you can handle this, who needs pylons? Build a nexus.
Chris gotta piss some more, don't come a knock'n at my door, or you will get piss in your face, then we will see who's the disgrace
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On December 07 2013 18:50 dRaW wrote:Show nested quote +On December 07 2013 18:42 ninazerg wrote:On December 07 2013 18:38 dRaW wrote: Freestyle rap? Looks like y'all spending hours writing lines and pretending you just came up with it. I don't believe none of you.
Hey, My name is Chris, I would finish this, but I gotta take a piss. -Chris out Yo Chris, meet my fist I'll break your wrist You just got rocked You just got pylon blocked in your cock Now your piss sprays all over your face You suck at rapping and are a disgrace Yo angry citizen, I break my head on your fist dont try to insist that you can handle this, who needs pylons? Build a nexus. Chris gotta piss some more, don't come a knock'n at my door, or you will get piss in your face, then we will see who's the disgrace
This meathead, I can see he read what she said Repeated it and reposted it rearranged on the thread But let's get some facts straight, you're gay, whore And I don't knock ever, I just kick down the dang door Equipped with anti-piss missiles while I diss you Whip you with a pistol and nobody will miss you Besides cracklings tear down your nexus with tiny claws like tyrannosaurus rexes Your whole base burning like voodoo hexes while I'm shooting your shit indiscriminately like we're in Texas
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Look, I checked that replay and guess what? that's not my aka. if we played, you'd look delayed like a handicap in a relay, deployed to destroy the lyrics you enjoy, if we played you'd be my toy multitask so fast youd be confused like blast from the past, psionic bombardment until you've departed knowing wholehearted that Chris is the best, you shouldn't have messed, and now pick up your pants cause youve been undressed
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I'M ABOUT TO END THIS MAN'S WHOLE CAREER (what career?)
I don't know which reps you claim to be checkin' Or which set you claim to be reppin' When I step in, I drop an atomic weapon Flatten your whole argument in seven seconds Yeah, my pants were down, but to moon you While your dragoons are reduced to blue goo I saw you lose to peru, gay like Mr. Sulu watching gay porn on youtube and hulu Hikikimori sitting until 2 to listen to pururu on loop like the frills around a nail so screw you HA!
You wish.
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On December 07 2013 19:11 dRaW wrote: Look, I checked that replay and guess what? that's not my aka. if we played, you'd look delayed like a handicap in a relay, deployed to destroy the lyrics you enjoy, if we played you'd be my toy multitask so fast youd be confused like blast from the past, psionic bombardment until you've departed knowing wholehearted that Chris is the best, you shouldn't have messed, and now pick up your pants cause youve been undressed
you aint playing the game, you aint getting no fame. I bet you're checking a replay, like a shitty dj, who has a record stuck on repeat Let me spell it for you, DeFeat!
Dont be dressing up or down, stay as you are, you look like a clown. You're just making me laugh while I'm spending some big bucks only on my blingbling cuz them hoes are giving me free fucks.
Wish you were a master like me, being so high that you can't see, ask what I am doing, I feel sorry for your sorry ass. What I am doing already happened you got left behind by mad skills You been watching nascar when you shouldve been watching nasa Flinging around some rockets instead of touching your dick through your pockets I aint got time for chobos like you, smell ya later kid! I'm through!
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Hello, I'm new here, how does this work? I'm a happy man usually, just like JD and Turk. But recently, ladder's quite hard already in diamond my marines cant outsmart the rolling banelings and protoss deathball. but before i fall theres a small hope with ravens, i can provoke bad engagements and huge explosions, what great emotions there are in starcraft only my mmr got halved.
+ Show Spoiler +english is not my mother language, how good was that? :D
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On December 07 2013 19:28 MightyBill wrote:Show nested quote +On December 07 2013 19:11 dRaW wrote: Look, I checked that replay and guess what? that's not my aka. if we played, you'd look delayed like a handicap in a relay, deployed to destroy the lyrics you enjoy, if we played you'd be my toy multitask so fast youd be confused like blast from the past, psionic bombardment until you've departed knowing wholehearted that Chris is the best, you shouldn't have messed, and now pick up your pants cause youve been undressed you aint playing the game, you aint getting no fame. I bet you're checking a replay, like a shitty dj, who has a record stuck on repeat Let me spell it for you, DeFeat! Dont be dressing up or down, stay as you are, you look like a clown. You're just making me laugh while I'm spending some big bucks only on my blingbling cuz them hoes are giving me free fucks. Wish you were a master like me, being so high that you can't see, ask what I am doing, I feel sorry for your sorry ass. What I am doing already happened you got left behind by mad skills You been watching nascar when you shouldve been watching nasa Flinging around some rockets instead of touching your dick through your pockets I aint got time for chobos like you, smell ya later kid! I'm through!
a chimpanzee in a tuxedo can write better lines
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On December 07 2013 19:35 dRaW wrote:Show nested quote +On December 07 2013 19:28 MightyBill wrote:On December 07 2013 19:11 dRaW wrote: Look, I checked that replay and guess what? that's not my aka. if we played, you'd look delayed like a handicap in a relay, deployed to destroy the lyrics you enjoy, if we played you'd be my toy multitask so fast youd be confused like blast from the past, psionic bombardment until you've departed knowing wholehearted that Chris is the best, you shouldn't have messed, and now pick up your pants cause youve been undressed you aint playing the game, you aint getting no fame. I bet you're checking a replay, like a shitty dj, who has a record stuck on repeat Let me spell it for you, DeFeat! Dont be dressing up or down, stay as you are, you look like a clown. You're just making me laugh while I'm spending some big bucks only on my blingbling cuz them hoes are giving me free fucks. Wish you were a master like me, being so high that you can't see, ask what I am doing, I feel sorry for your sorry ass. What I am doing already happened you got left behind by mad skills You been watching nascar when you shouldve been watching nasa Flinging around some rockets instead of touching your dick through your pockets I aint got time for chobos like you, smell ya later kid! I'm through! a chimpanzee in a tuxedo can write better lines
You just jealous cuz you are just producing zealots If you'd be getting some marines you'd be rocking some machines! At least if you try to play, you will find that you can sway the fools who don't know better, that do not know how to wield the letter
Cuz these lines will be remembered forever, these scriptures will begin to matter! So unless you want to hate through skill, I guess you'd better take the suicide pill. Criticize me, man you just scared of me that I'm getting through to you, That I shoot you up with this verbal uzi. Better hide in your jacuzzi! Man like a 16 year old girl you bleed all over your feet since you still gotta meet the pill that eventually will make you way more more Leet!
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How the fuck did i get in this wierd thread, i think i need to go to bed...
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On December 07 2013 19:46 Samba wrote: How the fuck did i get in this wierd thread, i think i need to go to bed...
you are winning the rap battle my friend
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On December 07 2013 19:44 MightyBill wrote:Show nested quote +On December 07 2013 19:35 dRaW wrote:On December 07 2013 19:28 MightyBill wrote:On December 07 2013 19:11 dRaW wrote: Look, I checked that replay and guess what? that's not my aka. if we played, you'd look delayed like a handicap in a relay, deployed to destroy the lyrics you enjoy, if we played you'd be my toy multitask so fast youd be confused like blast from the past, psionic bombardment until you've departed knowing wholehearted that Chris is the best, you shouldn't have messed, and now pick up your pants cause youve been undressed you aint playing the game, you aint getting no fame. I bet you're checking a replay, like a shitty dj, who has a record stuck on repeat Let me spell it for you, DeFeat! Dont be dressing up or down, stay as you are, you look like a clown. You're just making me laugh while I'm spending some big bucks only on my blingbling cuz them hoes are giving me free fucks. Wish you were a master like me, being so high that you can't see, ask what I am doing, I feel sorry for your sorry ass. What I am doing already happened you got left behind by mad skills You been watching nascar when you shouldve been watching nasa Flinging around some rockets instead of touching your dick through your pockets I aint got time for chobos like you, smell ya later kid! I'm through! a chimpanzee in a tuxedo can write better lines You just jealous cuz you are just producing zealots If you'd be getting some marines you'd be rocking some machines! At least if you try to play, you will find that you can sway the fools who don't know better, that do not know how to wield the letter Cuz these lines will be remembered forever, these scriptures will begin to matter! So unless you want to hate through skill, I guess you'd better take the suicide pill. Criticize me, man you just scared of me that I'm getting through to you, That I shoot you up with this verbal uzi. Better hide in your jacuzzi! Man like a 16 year old girl you bleed all over your feet since you still gotta meet the pill that eventually will make you way more more Leet!
Remembered forever? More like suck forever You and your gay homies can go fuck together Bunch of rapping groupies and noobies Claiming to be rolling doobies and touching boobies Yo dude, the only action you see is at the fucking movies Jacking off to Tom Cruise like Peewee Herman I watch the world burning like an angry German Or the Joker, break in and shoot the place up with a super soaker But you're already washed up, quit rap your rhymes are a shit sack, stop before you get bitch slapped Give it up, don't quit your day job The only gangster shit you did was join the gay mob When draw and I rapped, our rhymes were just joking Your rhymes are a joke, you're the wannabe at the shelter choking Only on dicks, cocks are the only sticks you're smoking I would consider just deleting all that shit you just posted I'm just embarrassed for you, but you had to get toasted Yo, this pizzaface virgin rapper just got roasted
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I woke up today and first thing I thought of is was that I'm so white I make Michael Buble look like 2 Chainz.
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