FreeStyle Rap Battle - Page 23
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puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
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JieXian
Malaysia4677 Posts
On December 07 2013 19:23 ninazerg wrote: I'M ABOUT TO END THIS MAN'S WHOLE CAREER (what career?) I don't know which reps you claim to be checkin' Or which set you claim to be reppin' When I step in, I drop an atomic weapon Flatten your whole argument in seven seconds Yeah, my pants were down, but to moon you While your dragoons are reduced to blue goo I saw you lose to peru, gay like Mr. Sulu watching gay porn on youtube and hulu Hikikimori sitting until 2 to listen to pururu on loop like the frills around a nail so screw you HA! You wish. On December 07 2013 20:19 ninazerg wrote: Remembered forever? More like suck forever You and your gay homies can go fuck together Bunch of rapping groupies and noobies Claiming to be rolling doobies and touching boobies Yo dude, the only action you see is at the fucking movies Jacking off to Tom Cruise like Peewee Herman I watch the world burning like an angry German Or the Joker, break in and shoot the place up with a super soaker But you're already washed up, quit rap your rhymes are a shit sack, stop before you get bitch slapped Give it up, don't quit your day job The only gangster shit you did was join the gay mob When draw and I rapped, our rhymes were just joking Your rhymes are a joke, you're the wannabe at the shelter choking Only on dicks, cocks are the only sticks you're smoking I would consider just deleting all that shit you just posted I'm just embarrassed for you, but you had to get toasted Yo, this pizzaface virgin rapper just got roasted hahahahahahah RESPECT for ninazerg. Good shit there | ||
iDrakeX
United States5 Posts
You Need to stop rapping because you're a pokemon master My raps are ill, fresh, lyrically mean I cut bitches like you like i'm wolverine You just got raped physically and mentally This might even kill all of you accidentally All of you just admit you just got beat I stepped on all of you're asses like this is happy feet Next time you should extend you're vocabulary Probably spend you're time reading the whole dictionary I'll shoot you with a gun, shoot you with a knife Went to you're house and stole your wife But I'm sorry i'm not gay So get you're herpes infected self and stay the fuck away | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
On December 23 2013 09:59 iDrakeX wrote: We all know I can rap faster You Need to stop rapping because you're a pokemon master My raps are ill, fresh, lyrically mean I cut bitches like you like i'm wolverine You just got raped physically and mentally This might even kill all of you accidentally All of you just admit you just got beat I stepped on all of you're asses like this is happy feet Next time you should extend you're vocabulary Probably spend you're time reading the whole dictionary I'll shoot you with a gun, shoot you with a knife Went to you're house and stole your wife But I'm sorry i'm not gay So get you're herpes infected self and stay the fuck away Okay Mr. Killer man, put away the the smith and wesson Your raps will be iller after today's English lesson Now I haven't the slightest clue why you're so aggressive But it's "your" not "you're" you whore cuz "you're" is not possessive And in this new bar, I will explain why your rap is so fubar If you could possibly drop the apostrophe you wouldn't get "you are" So your rap could be shiny like you're driving a new car | ||
DarkPlasmaBall
United States42211 Posts
On December 24 2013 02:16 ninazerg wrote: Okay Mr. Killer man, put away the the smith and wesson Your raps will be iller after today's English lesson Now I haven't the slightest clue why you're so aggressive But it's "your" not "you're" you whore cuz "you're" is not possessive And in this new bar, I will explain why your rap is so fubar If you could possibly drop the apostrophe you wouldn't get "you are" So your rap could be shiny like you're driving a new car I think I'm in love. | ||
iDrakeX
United States5 Posts
Correcting me and shit you really need to get a life Half of your rap is about you're and you are You sound like you're sucking dicks for nickels at a stripper bar And how does using your make me a whore? To be honest I don't understand you anymore And yea im aggressive it's how I rhyme I'm out bitch I ain't got time | ||
nvs.
Canada3609 Posts
But all I really read was unsophisticated rhymes I'm divisible by none, a man still in his prime, Voted person of the year while you're all behind the Times So load up a magazine, clips makin scenes red I'm going over head like stingy bitches do in bed But these bitches think I'm the one, speakin binary the way I turn em on You couldn't get pussy with mack lessons from Ghengis Khan. My entendres don't double they triple like rare nipples, The only time yall double is in basketball dribbles, Two dimensional artists, put your work in perspective, metaphors flat the like world in archaic retrospective My spectacular vernacular is seldom seen by the masses, Like Dracula in a black Acura wearing Dolce Gabanna glasses. Ever since he could remember hes been popping his collar, was raised by the street, yeah a real Rhodes scholar. When all is said and done my words will go down in gospel, I'm the true rap messiah yall just hostile apostles. You're the follower of one, me, I'm the leader of many, Lit a flame under the Jews when I took J.C.'s Penny. And if I ever rap religion I promise not to Babylon, this ain't temporally B.C. this is Kappa Epsilon. And I'm coming into my own like pre-teens in gym socks, a generous geologist just gettin my rocks off. And your actions caused this chemist to create an elimination lab, Faker than synthetic oil basted imitation crab. My raps are all original I never lyric pillage, while your shit is second hand, like its copped from Value Village, I know your life is empty without me to enthrall, cuz like an addicted bank teller you were going through withdrawls. | ||
iDrakeX
United States5 Posts
Your cheap you propose to girls with a candy ring Not that you can get any of course I heard better raps coming from a disabled horse You vocabulary is impressive I do say But you don't know how to use so there for your gay You may say how is it gay well let me explain You're raps disgust everyones brain They are not manly at all they are more simple Just like saying you're going to pop me like a pimple How long did it take you to write that? Your a rpg nerd whos really fat My raps are like 1 shot 1 kills So horrifying and cold they give you the chills | ||
MaestroSC
United States2073 Posts
Not with the guy who sends chicks dick pics (sorry im just messin Steve) I should be the captain of team EG because im so InControl I give better death stares than Idra, eyes burning right through your soul. Im the one who taught Scarlett to go from upgraded lings into Mutas Taking ladder points from nerds, punching their fists through their computers. And you know what? Jaedongs not the only person, offered referred to as "the dong" If you think im called this because of my Starcraft skills, you're completely wrong. Like the bonjwa of Wings of Liberty, one of my nicknames is MVP Dont bother responding, I already won, this is over. GG no re. | ||
darthfoley
United States7999 Posts
My name is Bob, I'm a friendly piece of green glob. I travel around town without a donnin' a frown Because I am Bob, the green glob. | ||
puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
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darthfoley
United States7999 Posts
On December 24 2013 14:15 puppykiller wrote: Do you get sprayed and mopped by kpop gay fobs that hate slop? One could say that this is the case Which is why I al-ways ca-rry the Mace | ||
Disciple7
United States198 Posts
But dear god if I ever knew it'd be taken this far (sarcasm) ninazerg just seems perturbed by drake and then draw And puppykiller's only subtly iller than vacant-head Bob Evidently, you're all real MC's that smoke the best weed and look so sexy that big bang's penny gives you road head on your ten speeds Hmm let's see, unless these MC's met me after plenty Henny I would rend these 'heavy MC's' from their petty headpiece Metaphorically of course, but conforming to the course if you're Thor's of intercourse, not tryna force up into whores And they're enamored with your hammer, like the norse are with the north Then why you makin noise up on some forums? But now that I bring women in to this shit again I got so many bitches I should be fined for littering But if they're simpleton's, or not simply tens like Emma Watson is, then I'd never Slytherin She be saying my snake's reminiscent of liquor cause the shit's so long that i'm fuckin her liver Then once I withdraw while she shiver and quiver Since I hit her and quit her in the cold of middle December I did her one better and helped to set her on Tinder So if you guys match with Emma Watson, you're welcome. ...And tell her I'm sorry and want her back, I just really wanted to be able to use the situation for a future rap battle on Team Liquid. Edit: To the people saying this isn't freestyle; it is. There's a difference between freestyle and off the top/improvised. | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
On December 24 2013 13:29 darthfoley wrote: Hey, My name is Bob, I'm a friendly piece of green glob. I travel around town without a donnin' a frown Because I am Bob, the green glob. Yo Bob, get a job You're just an oozing mass of jelly, get off the mic There's the door, but you can't use the doorknob You don't even have invertebrates you poor slob You can't even hear cuz you have no ear like a corncob ... Poor Bob... Okay, maybe that was uncalled for. You're just a green blob trying to make it in the rap game, so I apologize. Actually, listen, I think you've got skills, if I really wanted to pick on someone who can't rap, I'd go after this guy: On December 24 2013 10:58 iDrakeX wrote: I can't believe you want to rap battle the king Your cheap you propose to girls with a candy ring Not that you can get any of course I heard better raps coming from a disabled horse You vocabulary is impressive I do say But you don't know how to use so there for your gay You may say how is it gay well let me explain You're raps disgust everyones brain They are not manly at all they are more simple Just like saying you're going to pop me like a pimple How long did it take you to write that? Your a rpg nerd whos really fat My raps are like 1 shot 1 kills So horrifying and cold they give you the chills I just think it would be unnecessarily mean. Obviously, he has something bothering him about the gays, but he has made it clear that On December 23 2013 09:59 iDrakeX wrote: i'm not gay He's not gay. + Show Spoiler [He's completely heterosexual] + That was a lie. Here is a diss rap for him, Merry Christmas, ho ho ho. This motherfucker here is so fuckin' straight He once asked a girl out on a fuckin' date He held her hand and said it was fuckin' great Switched to one-player mode and had to masturbate But he did it to only straight porn on 8tube Cuz he's not a gay dude, watching fake boobs He's such a great dude, only taking playmates out with some date-rape lube This is the case of the iDrakeX files Flies while geting bonus points, and next smiles, earning miles Nothing he says contributes to these burgeoned shit-and-urine piles Cuz the last girl he took on vacation to the Virgin Isles While contemplating the floor tiles matching the fucking curtain tiles Not that he got shot in the mouth and it hurts to smile But this is urgent, if you can't swallow this like a sea urchin's bile This is cursed and vile like the dust and dirt when I besmirched his style So versatile, so hot it's like the core of the inner Earth is mild Sacrifice a virgin child, y'all woke the goddess up and I'm about to purge the Nile Your whole rap scheme is elementary, holmes You push weight, I push real estate like 21st Century homes You say you're a king, well, where the fuck's your castle, X? You're like a combination of a donkey and 50 Liz Hasselbecks You say you're a king, but that's fucking treason I blow you away with a breeze, I can't believe you remember to even keep breathing You're in season, wabbit, you fast expanded greedy-style and I'm cheesin' Geez, this is too easy, you say your raps are horrifying, but it's for the wrong reason Please, you cannot beat me, you say your raps are ill, but they're diseased, that's why you're sneezin' Keep on dreamin', I'm a demon, a rap behemoth; you're a heathen, we all know which way you're leanin' when you're sucking down that semen So, okay, this fella here had some good lines, so he gets respect: On December 24 2013 05:29 nvs. wrote: I clicked upon this thread with the hope of witty lines But all I really read was unsophisticated rhymes I'm divisible by none, a man still in his prime, Voted person of the year while you're all behind the Times So load up a magazine, clips makin scenes red I'm going over head like stingy bitches do in bed But these bitches think I'm the one, speakin binary the way I turn em on You couldn't get pussy with mack lessons from Ghengis Khan. My entendres don't double they triple like rare nipples, The only time yall double is in basketball dribbles, Two dimensional artists, put your work in perspective, metaphors flat the like world in archaic retrospective My spectacular vernacular is seldom seen by the masses, Like Dracula in a black Acura wearing Dolce Gabanna glasses. Ever since he could remember hes been popping his collar, was raised by the street, yeah a real Rhodes scholar. When all is said and done my words will go down in gospel, I'm the true rap messiah yall just hostile apostles. You're the follower of one, me, I'm the leader of many, Lit a flame under the Jews when I took J.C.'s Penny. And if I ever rap religion I promise not to Babylon, this ain't temporally B.C. this is Kappa Epsilon. And I'm coming into my own like pre-teens in gym socks, a generous geologist just gettin my rocks off. And your actions caused this chemist to create an elimination lab, Faker than synthetic oil basted imitation crab. My raps are all original I never lyric pillage, while your shit is second hand, like its copped from Value Village, I know your life is empty without me to enthrall, cuz like an addicted bank teller you were going through withdrawls. Stick adrenaline in my arm, I'm about to attack pawns Like Gary Kasperov on crack, prawns Like bringing astronauts back from the black dawn I analyze this exact science in a rap song My back's strong so when rappers act wrong, I get my attack on Backpacking and smashing these whack acts who act strong It's a ruse, the chickens have come home to roost Like vodka-boiled poultry, I've cooked their goose The bird's in the air, roger that, barrage it all The cabin, lodge and stall, blow up the fucking Taj Mahal Weak rap better watch out, I've got a robotic claw I've got all Young Money in my garage and walls Drake, Weezy, Nicki Minaj and all It's not a mirage at all, this visage of Jigsaw Cut these pigs to bits raw, I have no mercy, not one bit y'all Wake up, it's all just a nightmare But you're dreaming if you think I'll fight fair You turn the corner, and I'm right there With a bloody axe, red eyes and spiked hair I'll send an ursadon critter up the river for running with scissors Kick down the doors to Blizzard, cause a massive fissure Cuz I'm running around with a nuclear isotope Eating dry ice, bath salt and look at life through a kaleidoscope I don't even have to slay wannabes like iDrakeX Cuz his name already rhymes with "I hate sex" Put this virgin kid on suicide watch, it's over I just ran a bulldozer straight over this fake hov poser The odor still runs through my nose like it's encoded Fight through agents of the system like the Matrix Reloaded This isn't vehicular manslaughter, it's death race in an armed car It's being locked in a cage and caught in a Ronda Rousey Armbar It's being wasted so bad you can't even walk back to the darn bar So har har, this isn't a peaceful white Christmas, it's an avalanche The cavalry galloping fast to cut the olive branch while skaters ollie past Cuz I'm like Tony Hawk and Stephen Hawking combined chalking Drawing up theoretical physics while I'm the walking dead talking | ||
puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
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joeschmo
United States167 Posts
liquid stool to my humors' vice that takes approval right over your loser type human life - my Hyadukens light your mutant wife as she shaves her back with the hugest knife febreeze the stiff squatch then I perform a celebatory moon-walk but can't do it right - my hiphop is more heated & cooler, if you inhabited my mind you would freeze in ruin before your feeble medula ignites in a smoke cloud of ether & buddha for easing my mood up - I stash your tranny moms training bra & panties on your rap corpse in the rainy yard - you're all crazy garb & deserve tort speed olive fork stabbings until strangely norm - your flows have a body shaking force of an F-5 tornado storm from my laughter raging forth - from the cranial your face skin's torn, it is a rag now that I use to scrub my anal warts - when considerate I scissor clip your ligaments then turn your sisters lips into a pissing pit - my typical judo-chop bombardment is during a skydive landing where i'll split your wig - the devils saw leaves you with a melted jaw inside a pickle jar & an ass belted raw - this mighty rhymers' pysche's wired like an arthritic child did the electricians job - from your lyrical mountain top I smile & mock unimpressed of your fetal style a lot - I jetpack too & through the roof of your house & swat you with the marble countertop - | ||
JieXian
Malaysia4677 Posts
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Chairman Ray
United States11903 Posts
Yo mama is so fat | ||
AttackZerg
United States7453 Posts
On December 24 2013 05:29 nvs. wrote: I clicked upon this thread with the hope of witty lines ..... I am very impressed. There are so many good lines and even one really strong multi-syllable rhyme. You should do this in a journal, one verse per day for a year. I am certain you will have a 'ghost-book' worth something. | ||
TheKefka
Croatia11752 Posts
settin MCs on fire,than you very much, I got my own lighter. And enough kerosene to throw a old fashioned Burning Man, they say he disgusting coz he drink brew straight from the can. yea..........and? Hold on fam,he'll soon get to the point Ya rappers played out and tacky like a cross joint. To battles ye better come with a fully planed medical there's not tellin what he might bite off, ya style,or ya testicle. Testin your complexion while he munch on a edible so expect this to be his last sentence legible. Credible,not something you associate his name with but y'all gotta admit,he crafty with his words like a Blacksmith. Slowly fabricating his own myth,so do not disturb while he got a pen in the hand, git. Matter o fact do not interfere at all while he squeeze with his right one, it's usually a bottle,but don't risk a breeze from a shotgun. "This guy" they shake their head sayin he no fun, villain dun get credit for the wordplay spun, this wacky style be alien to their ear drum. "Sum swear he come straight from another planet or sumthn " "well he white,so agreed,definitely not outta Compton." "He deffo a imposter but he rock like the original" ye well,this a new improved villain,from a age digital. There he go again,off on a tangent watch and learn while he keepin the crowd necks bent. Ya'll better come with somthin special like clark kent, but don't get confused and wonder where the phone booth went. It's a villains natural talent,causing mass hysteria soon near you,to snatch all daughters from your area. | ||
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