no other asshole in this classless crap show can stack flows at all.
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puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
no other asshole in this classless crap show can stack flows at all. | ||
Dienosore
Brunei Darussalam622 Posts
Classically trained, my brain just aint the same you claim this a classless crap show but you just dont know what can be gained when you train with the master of flows which is me, how ya doin? im cooler than vladimir putin on ice twice as nice as white fried rice to a sumo, so lets go belly bumps, and hip throws, ill plant your face in the snow Ill call ya Frosty and wave goodbye, singing "dont you cry" ill be back for your mom one dayyyyy lol | ||
puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
cause they speak and spell like a screamo scale you'll get fucked like a street ho nailed in a cheap motel so peace bro, bail for you I wont release all hell | ||
L_Master
United States7946 Posts
I tote, lyrical mastery so dope there's no hope for the rest of ya'll I'll just be over here makin peso You want me empty with nothin cause I let my pay show But I'll just slip inside of my lambo and let the bass go, ya know! Simile so sadastic and shady like syrup sans sugar sweetens sick sentences but let's be real slick Spittin hot verse is more than that, you've seen constant consonant wordplay; there's more to learn so stay, let's play! You think you can compete? You ain't even got no seat. It sucks my friend, to suck my friend, but your suck my friend is whats keepin this luck strong my friend. I'm bout to large flow out my part to your heart though you sarge slow even that can't help ya make marge glow | ||
ShadowBringer
United States6 Posts
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ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
Cuz you are just so damn ill and sick, and I'm part wolf, so you can believe me if you wanna I could wrap this rap up like an anaconda and commit hyperbolic genocide in rwanda But I've reached nirvana, and the Buddha says "fuck you" to all the purveyors of quanta The metaphysical energy in Kabbalah Lady GaGa uses to try and be Madonna You just smoke a lotta marijuana, start trippin like Nick Cage and see an iguana I was just gonna say fuck it, but shucks, you can go suck it while you get sliced up like cutlits Acting all tough while I bludgeon you and rupture your obsession with couplets For Pete's Sake, let me eat cake, cuz I'll cut off the King's head start the republic If you're so ill go puke in a bucket, cuz I'd love it just to diss you in public An uppercut to the stomach, take your sock puppet and shove it Up you butt with bubblewrap glove cuz you just took your whole rap and just flubbed it You're just not getting it, I'm kicking some little kid idiot who's barely literate I came back to obliterate unequivocal frivolity with some more witty shit You baddies wanna battle but just babble and all get chopped like cattle Knocked with the paddle, right off the saddle, smashed into straggle You're only broke cuz cash, you can't handle, burn it like hash and a candle Earth's ash in the mantle, so when I fire you get smashed in a battle You rhyme scheme dissonance is the epitome of impotence The rush in my mind is in an instant blinking into a sea of limitless You, only limp dickishness, like you're doing it only for the frick of this When I rip it I put bitches in stitches kid when I spit with this viciousness And you're telling people how to write rhymes, that's stupidity You're kidding me, you're stooped in a stew of stool for infinity You're like a pig to me, I go all HAM in your vicinity Despite an affinity, you're a guinea pig that I don't pity thee Your shit isn't the shit, it's just shit, and you're a faggot I'll take your crown and break it, everything you say, I deface it Spraypaint it, maggot, your whole style is bland and formulaic I hate to say it, but keep your day job, because your raps still suck from your mother's basement Art is in my deoxyribonucleic, I can make riches out of rags, and it's another basic Algebraic mathematic formula that's archaic, variables combined to create my mosiac Bring in the ringer with an itchy trigger finger for the shadowbitcher He slept with his sister, so get this kid on Jerry fucking Springer Cuz he tried to hit on a chick and bring her home but she called him a beginner A fucking virgin, a small dick swinger, she wouldn't let him stick in his stinger He tried to act all ballsy, now he's got a kid with cerebral palsy Who talks like a retarded Aussie and his dad's so white you call him frosty That line was mean, and I guess it's gonna cost me, so get off me But I already pissed everyone off, now it's a holocaust about to end awfully Say what you want about the quantity by which I spit But every line is better than the entirety of thy shit You tried to rhyme "schemer" and "squeaker" I don't know who's rhyme scheme is bleaker Or what this crackhead is cooking in his beaker He should sit down in the bleachers and hang up his pair of sneakers Telephone wire, keeping up the pace? You're just a waste of space So let's have a change of pace for this ace of spades You rap like you're mentally challenged and you should quit Your new name should be trae sin cuidado, minger, cuz no one gives two shits Someone put this kid on suicide watch before he takes pills and slits his wrists Or throws some kind of hissy fit and falls down six flights of stairs when he trips I am the light that cuts through the shadows so bring it bitch, you masochist fascinated with getting his asses kicked because this asshole's mind is so vacuous Like blond actresses, saying "holy mackerel, I'm glad that's it" at class dismissed His bowels evacuate when glancing at a classicist who smashes his act glass with fists Saying his ass doesn't believe in the fucking goddess, that's blasphemous Cuz I regularly do the miraculous, acting as an activist to bash rappers in the face with cactuses You won't die by atrophy, but in a massive massacre by the master strategist Any success you believe you had here was all fictional A depiction in your mind and physically invisible I am the hidden integer, integral to making zero divisible Split you apart like a prism since you and being intrinsic is immiscible Your whole vocabulary and strategy are miserable, pitiful inexplicably unoriginal, not formidable, not even permissible Your mission to drop fission wasn't critical, only minimal barely visible, and yes, I should be back in the kitchen yo Cuz all I do is roast nerds and get the dust broom out Most of the motherfuckers in here get the mushroom cloud Antics get ripped frantically in the attic like fabrics By crack addicts with plastic packets in their jackets Asking for another hit of acid, staring at a TV blaring static My tactics are rap gymnastics doing backflips stretching hamstrings like elastic The dynamics of the calculations are so mathematically accurate that I require no practice The fact is, this act is about to get graphic really fast and go bananas with semantics Acrobatics when I break my back to be emphatic, and fix my spine with a craftmatic You only shoot for the stars because I'm galactic, immaculated by going straight to dramatics My status is at the lattice of the ladder so I'm past the stratus cuz I'm the baddest Strapped for battle while your piece of shit top-20 BET rip-off raps get raped by Catholics | ||
Ryuhou)aS(
United States1174 Posts
On January 31 2014 16:10 ninazerg wrote:Your shit isn't the shit, it's just shit, and you're a faggot I want to complain about this line, it just seems so very out of place compared to the rest of the lyrical genius that you spit out Regardless, I bow to you and that diatribe | ||
ShadowBringer
United States6 Posts
Nina, So i slept with my sis, i did yours too Sitting back on the couch with some rum brew Watching her keep blowing til she was dead blue 43-8, I can woop ur ass like the Seahawks ate the Broncos You transcend time and space? Fuck that, Im in a different cosmo Calling my rhymes "miserable" and "unoriginal" Yet you cant name anyone else who can reach my pinnacle For you to beat me would be completely unthinkable Im the big gun, bigger then the titanic, im unsinkable You can stay the integer in zero, completely invisible Noone notices you, your life is all fictional Faker then the books written for the all-around biblical Right now you're probably looking quizzacle Because of all the principles you missed ,when sucking up to the principal Now you can see how it affects you being a typical imbecile You better go to church and pray for a miracle Bcz im a professional, in this game thats completely jurisdictional Im charging you with being a wannabe criminal All you do can do is shoplift, taking from walmart like its a free gift Try and get real, hand me an Ak-47 Ill go around and hold up fucking 7-11 So I'd prefer If I wasn't nagged 24/7 By an idiot who's most likely only 11 When I start rapping, you better call out in agony And stop your pitiful acts of minor banditry You can make all your complex strategies I can break them one by one casually Lazily, i deal you major casualties I can bring your mentality back from insanity to reality Let you realize that for all your gallantry, your attempts to win are a minor vanity in the blanket of fantasies As you see this apparent actuality, why dont you make one last strategy Take your white flag and give it to me tactfully, before i wreak upon you a catastrophe You can have the world, but remember, I own the galaxy Next time you seek to fight, remember Shadows snuff out the light | ||
crazyweasel
607 Posts
ill stab you in the bladder with a dagger and watch you die in piss cut inside your wrist, drink the blood, money and your face is the perfect place for a slug, money" only some one who acknowledges whose verse this is can be worth of my rhyming time | ||
puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
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ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
On February 04 2014 04:03 crazyweasel wrote: "im like mussolini, i rule with an iron fist ill stab you in the bladder with a dagger and watch you die in piss cut inside your wrist, drink the blood, money and your face is the perfect place for a slug, money" only some one who acknowledges whose verse this is can be worth of my rhyming time It's Paz man! On February 04 2014 02:28 ShadowBringer wrote: Ight this looks like its starting to get fun: i slept with my sis I know, that's why I brought it up. | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
On February 04 2014 04:13 puppykiller wrote: jedi mind tricks sux wut u sux, jedi mind trix rox | ||
puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
generic violence that often rhymes with three syllables the rest of the world thinks were good because my voice sounds like a billy goat this is really dope I hate the world and other people im going to change the subject to something about me removing the spines from other people jedi mind tricks | ||
joeschmo
United States167 Posts
sabers gettin shoved slow in ya for them verses of love notes - you might can blow out the sun with them suck flows - I tell you straight you can't compete at all with that horseshit - I will hit you so hard with an uppercut it will send both your head & my detached arm into orbit - sear the wound with a blunt the size of a torch - & spit a rap you couldn't dream up with lies as the source - the clever is better aggressive lyrical excellence more over I take your breath like petty theft with scripts - sorta like walking up to you & showing you a page of rhyme & you fall flat on your face & died - can't ever shade this shine - my ghost reader killed herself & said she didn't understand how you could think up such wackness & it plagued her mind - keep tugging my coat to flip response as if you worthy - still got blasted & served proper buried in the word b - | ||
dRaW
Canada5744 Posts
if you read the title head, how to rap was implied I see a lot of flexing, it's perplexing the texting feels like a hexing put on the readers who read this, left delirious, result? furious horrible residue ensued left us more confused than dr.seuss I'm here to assume and resume, then consume yall to a deuce we're not here to debate this, my greatness is weightless my complacence has made this audaciously wasteless To face those who not knows their place in this space here to end disgrace, set the pace to this race as ace + Show Spoiler + to be continued, 3:30am | ||
teddyoojo
Germany22366 Posts
On January 31 2014 17:33 Ryuhou)aS( wrote: Nina, literally my jaw dropped at your brilliance. I want to complain about this line, it just seems so very out of place compared to the rest of the lyrical genius that you spit out Regardless, I bow to you and that diatribe this lines fucking genius | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
A torrid roaring pouring of Rorschach riddles on this torpid ruck All the glory, you better fork it up before I show how much more you suck So I can kick it into orbit to God's hand so he can take it and store it up I'm an ominous insomnia zombie commie raising all the corpses up I am the truth like Sojourner, I ripped out excalibur when the sword was stuck All you bitches claim to be gods, kings, bosses, and prophets Thinking you're hot shit when you're not shit, just obnoxious Just stop it, like a stock broker going broke playing poker stopping deposits So stop by the projects if you wanna act hard and then empty your pockets Before you get a glock to the top of your noggin and socked in the sockets I never claimed to be a criminal let's get this shit crystal clear You don't even own a pistol while I've sitting with a missile here Quit crying like "I miss you dear", you need a tissue? Here. That isn't even the issue here, cuz I'm not the bitch to fear Every sentence meant to just emulate eminence I pay respect cuz I was just trying to keep up with nvs Not end with this ending up making enemies so venomous That every neural end is poisoned by evil thoughts and emptiness But I've got a monopoly on the dictionary like J.P. Morgan I've got hotels on boardwalk and park place so hate me more then I'll break the door in with a fork and take your organs More morbid than the whole earth that has forsaken the orphans I'm still ready to go to war with you dorks and release the endorphins and porpoises to bring these sharks to a fin of epic proportions So if you want to fight with me, I'm a scary rare gorgon outpouring psalms on a grandstand Who'll flip you upside-down so you can wear Air Jordans on your palms doing a handstand So who wants to fight me and take me lightly, cuz I'm Aphrodite in my psyche, so I'm so erotic My rhymes are sexy, my mind is chaotic, intoxicated by narcotics so I go psychotic A potty mouth who says some shockingly odd products of my mind's whole process manufactured by a robotic arm assembling a rap seminary's sentinel with ascending semiotics But this shit is littered with idiots which is why I must iterate obliteration in these topics Mop it up and propel propaganda like a dart, my art is an open door but go ahead and knock it My mind designs retaliatory rhymes faster than fiber optic mixed with light speed rocket Me and rap are symbiotic beings from space and placed together in the ship's cockpit So I guess my art is open to misinterpretation by every herp derping Steve Irkle on Earth Circlejerking submerged in afterbirth cursing me out for every second and penny it's worth Saying they're not even trying, so you can call these pussies Simba, cuz you're the lyin' king Just got your pride rocked, rocking gay pride on your iPod and there's no use denyin' things Right on the title screen, so you go fly a kite at the ocean and drown in the flood the tidal'll bring And you're all damn right I'm on midol swings, so you can get knocked the fuck out when the fighter swings Raping overlords like seven sairs, seraphs seering any lair, cuz I am the czarina, I kill many bear So Southpark, I killed Kenny there, but you're the bastard who doesn't know Hell is Heaven's snare There's no content in these comments, so beware, be wary, be very aware, dead kittens laying everywhere I'm like teemo poison mushrooming your hemoglobin and you're chemo smitten, slaying every hare So if you think you're B-Rabbit in this bitch spittin' with a self-diss to dismiss shit thinking it's all good Well mister, I'll hit you with six fists like you did to your sis, light up some listerine and burn you like raw wood You'll get beat like swiss with hits, and if you think I meant the cheese, our minds met like a small hood But the hole is you, you assholes, rapping like seven eleven seven eleven, everything I write is better than anything y'all could I can hear all your girly screams when I come up to heaven kick down the pearly beams The world is always about to unfurl it seems, but I step in last second and curl the beams You couldn't hold weight compared to a squirrel with seeds, go nuts on video like a turtle on speed stepping into ACORN like a pimp, video recorder and have to go to court to swirl in skeez so turn purple and freeze, pin-stripe suit, fake fur coat and some girl with a herpes disease "Why you gotta be a turd to O'Keefe?", I dunno, cuz he looks like a nerd who's never heard of the birds and bees? Cuz faggots wanna talk a bunch of shit they can't back up and try to back out? Cuz they lack clout and act loud when they have no energy like a blackout Wannabe gangsters talking about killing me lyrically and pulling the gat out I just open the fridge and pull the jack out until I overdo it and just fucking black out And what's sad is you all act like I'm addict when I'm trying to be free like I'm democratic Republic, we plead the fourth so every other person in Wisconsin is strapped with an automatic Yes, and that's pistols, ARs, M-16s and yes also some AKs You only shoot blanks into your sister's awful vajayjay It's almost as awkward as you getting a check on your payday When your paystub's a pink slip for you to slip off before you get off screaming mayday Get picked off when they shoot your dick off like a sniper in the evening melee Breaking it off like Alanis in her heyday, or Adele slaughtering cows going through the gateway And that's just me not being PC, but you all need to get the hash out chill and crash out on my couch listening to reggae Think about it for a nanosecond, need annotations to know the ammo threatens All men, women, mammals and living animals before I step in and dismantle weapons My rhyme pencil beckons me to cook your goose boiled with vodka in a pan with some resin It's a sticky situation mixed with a liquor fixation, to do combat with manic depression You're pensive with the pencil regressing eventually to essentially dead by entropy All enemies who enter steadily rendered helpless by me being simply centered mentally Get bent on energy venting when I kick it with more legs than a centipede readily Skip over the pleasantries, enter the geometric progression expanding exponentially So I could reenact my act in seconds and accept the accolades with acquiescence Ever since I hit adolescence, started turning dark and acquire anti-depressants My shrink started to ask me questions I could only answer with rapping lessons Now I have the aptitude of omnipresence in act 2 but all is not happy pleasant I shrug off all amity essence with animosity coalesced with evanescence crescents So just wait, the wolf fangs come out, you better pay penance before becoming the next delicatessens Trebek and the contestants are all in jeopardy from the leopard in the ineffable presence Better count your blessings and protect your investments before your descend into obsolescence Now tell me again who's better? Tell me again how you never make cheddar you peasants Because if you tried to sell your raps, the only paper would be your apology letter you untenable tenants Can't make rent, you can't even acknowledge who's superior cuz you think you're killin' it, like how? Like Em said, if you're that much of a gangster, you should be out killing motherfuckers right now Shoot a motherfucker dead, shoot 'em dead bitch, shoot them in the fucking head Sniff bath salts and eat them like a crust of bread, taint the beach's dust with red You just brought a gun to a pun fight exposed from the shadows in bright sunlight; Like punching your lungs with the stroke of a key and the human tongue right? Rappers start flossing, and show me nothing but plaques Nothing but whack, bunch of obtuse lyrics out their butt cracks While I'm off the chain like Django, so if you wanna tango, better get the fuck back with your nutsacks and flunk acts, cuz I just slapped Jabba the Hutt back Went to Notre Dame and slapped the hunchback and knocked his face back in place Realigned his spine, straightened his back and told him to make haste and trash the place Act like a batshit insane basketcase, an asshole with an axe to grind and an ass to waste Lacerate your ass with a shard of glass like an assassin that you don't want to exasperate castrate your dick off, put it in glass, and save it for later in a plastic case It's palpable that your pupils will palpitate when I calculate how much heat I need for steel to evaporate Abstract art activating the full capacity of ICBMs up in my Caliphate Launch a salvo of annihilation that would make the Sultan Saladin salivate So when you're fully calibrated to fight it out in the desert just set the battle date While I allocate more vocabulary ammunition than you can possibly tabulate More punch than you can ever fabricate sitting there in your average state Eradicate you animals so bad that you can't imagine a time and place to retaliate Leave you with broken spines, broke and doing coke in lines You hoes only know how to produce hokey hocus-pocus rhymes If you choke it's fine, just know I'll go and smoke your whole design Devour you like a locust, smash something bogus with a focused mind Don't do it, you will rue the day when you do this shit dubious With some nooby shit, when I did my homework and was studious It should be clear by now that hip-hop is profusely fused in my nucleus So I'm always true to this dropping nuclear like Vesuvius | ||
dRaW
Canada5744 Posts
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puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
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ComaDose
Canada10343 Posts
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