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D_CROSSOVER
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D_CROSSOVER
7 Posts
Yo. Yo. Dude you should go home cuz i'm in ma zone i hit more hole in ones than yo momma owns Plus I make ur moms bed rock call me mr flinstones your name is moose thats why i give you abuse so now it's time to reduce... You Cuz this shit im doin is child abuse what size r u? u like a little kid and now i'm gonna forbid You from rapin cuz this is my takeover bid Look on facebook say you work at abercrombie and fitch? You just a little bitch I aint takin any more of ur shit Cuz i dont wanna hear ur high pitch... Voice anymore son. my wraths only just begun Cuz i was gonna hit yo weak ass with some punchlines but fuck it im done | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
On February 26 2014 13:22 D_CROSSOVER wrote: Plus I make ur moms bed rock call me mr flinstones Plagiarism F- | ||
D_CROSSOVER
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2primenumbers
United States144 Posts
I'm a twisted psycho with schemes and plans laid out bare I take that ho whenever I please she gets on her back position myself just so in that spot so I hit the G thang That's my Goal, $100,000 G's before the year's done My hood rats know that with that kind of case I'll throw 'em a bone This year I think we'll rent out Richard Branson's private island to mark this milestone I'll invite your Ma' so even she won't be around to visit your tombstone Rest in Pieces Noob | ||
MagnuMizer
Denmark384 Posts
strangle you with the cord and leave you to hang 2" from the floor call me the Lord cos imma destroy you with my words all you turds are good at nothing cept flappy bird happy nerd, is what i am! and my rap is tighter than a chinese tram ok man, you play sc2? well i think you got 2 screws loose drinking all that crazy juice all your promotions were flukes you should still be in bronze league you've been mentally fatigued all these years working hard growing into a couch potato made of lard you aint smart, you's a dummy still livin with your mummy how is she? she still got that pain in her tummy? that i left for her last night with my dick smashed down her windpipe and now i might, have to stomp you down to practice league and you practically agree cos once you read this rap it'll make you go FAP FAP FAP peauce! | ||
IvoK
Ireland5 Posts
some of the rhymes are sick | ||
TXRaunchy
United States131 Posts
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ragnasaur
United States804 Posts
Too bad my ass needs some hay Gotta hit da ra'nche after i stick this pla'nche and lose my conch- -iosness Body movin, get mah shit dun, start groovin, feel the fun | ||
ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
I eat you all for lunch with peanut butter sandwiches like Bill Moyers A bunch of stupid motherfuckers came out of nowhere claiming to be on Hoarders Saying their crib is stacked to the roof with cash, but I'm gonna cut half-way crooks in half into quarters Let's get it all sorted, you sort of play for the most horrid team like Sean Porter Let's get it all sordid, put you all the morgue or into orbit like a mental disorder Cuz I'm a crazy writing, Asian eyeing, invasion-minded basketcase define it Smash a vase and sign it, smash a glass case like a ceiling out of alignment Coordinated dispatching, coronated assassination en masse is my assignment So if you're called "your highness", I'll gouge your eyes out and bring you blindness Put your kingdom in crisis, so don't mistake my weakness for kindness There's no debate, I Bill Nye this, nydus worm to your to citadel and leave it in silence Check your sinus, I'm nothing to sneeze at, turn you back into primates Claiming diamonds, I'm claiming carbon to burn on the mic, changing the climates This ain't a manga, mang, it's a megalomaniac mangling Strangling loudmouths with their own hair, tangling All say the same ol' thing, they got a nine inch dick dangling But when it comes time to tango, they all bust early like banelings And what are you doing, dude, trying to get nude guys to fap to you? That's just a boomerang coming back to you, get KO'd like Bob Sapp would do Display haymakers and a lackadaisical scholastic aptitude while I drop bombs like Lakitu cattlebruisers shooting flak at you from a stratospheric altitude, ragequit, release the Graken dude You're like a snack and food, a turkey sandwich with a side salad and for dessert a macaroon Shooting a watergun supersoakin' jokers with plasma, feel the blood rage like a Krogan Just playing games older than Hogan's Heroes that are all croaking Just a token joking about newfags say all the new games are supposedly broken I walk into forums and see great debates all the time about the best game ever designed And that includes Brood War, Brawl, Street Fighter and Ocarina of Time Just at a LAN gagging hearing some man bragging about the latest bandwagon All his fans hate him, but he can't shake 'em, it's impossible like eating bad bacon New games are just news games, I couldn't give less of a shit if I tried WoW, LoL, DotA2, Hearthstone and I wouldn't be upset if they'd get up and died Far as we know, it's free to play but winning, that's another story Ubiquitous presents for nothing, that's faker than discovering brontosauri Conmen don't balance the game so you'll download content to stop you from stabbing Killing, kidnapping, flipping out and slapping your parents and just snapping Yelling out profanities spanning several hours and interjecting keyboard slamming Obituary report for your PC is damning, admins scanning your chat and start banning Uh, now for those clapping, thinking they made some cash off this asshole act, this is a blatant attack on your quarterback like sacking Peyton Manning with Tatum Channing manning an artillery gun laughing till is his lungs start collapsing, gasping for air while you nannies scream like Dakota Fanning in War of Worlds when the tripods landed and were standing And that's your lucky number seven, and if you want to go to heaven, listen to the conch speak Ash ketchum running in circles for a fond week, and if you went outdoors as much as him, you'd also be in bronze league | ||
puppykiller
United States3125 Posts
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IstonerUstoner2.0
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Cuz scratch Eminem, I'm the new rap god Call me Bugs Bunny, and your Elmer Fudd I'm the king in the ring so don't you dare try to fuck With me as long as I'm still breathing Cuz I've been kicking your ass since I've been teething And i've been dropping bombs bigger than Nagasaki I've learned the ways of rapping through 2pac, Andre, Biggie Nas, Dre, Nate, Snoop, Keith, and Marshall I've been stocking up on burns in my arsenal And as long as i got rhymes to spit Don't you bitches dare ever think that i'll ever quit Cuz i've been waiting forever for someone who can lay down rhymes Ones who can do it short periods of time And I know you suckers are Professional But you guys are at least better than some pothead sniffin' ethanol And my burns are Titanic Their shocking and galvanic And my verses are called satanic They'll leave you crying, shittin' yourself, and schizophrenic So I don't care what you all be rappin' Cuz I know that i'm the baddest And If you ever try to mess with me I leave you with holes, not one, but three one above each nip and another in-between ya' eyes And Boy, guess what? I don't tell lies So next time you dare try to fuck with me and my boys I'll put a piece of lead in ya' head and dump your ass in Illinois And one day the'll find your sorry ass (Heh! Ya right!) Around the time Jay-Z will stop smoking that burning grass | ||
Almighty_Kane
United States2 Posts
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Almighty_Kane
United States2 Posts
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ninazerg
United States7290 Posts
Talking about making bread, but you're toast You're not a legend, no one's heard of you You talk about killing, but I JUST MURDERED YOU + Show Spoiler + | ||
DaddieDanni
4 Posts
On April 30 2006 11:20 mC.MiNiMuM wrote: Yo u can talk for urself but ur not speaking the fact u better stop this shit b4 i get ur skull cracked u might act like u can rap 50 words a second but all u got is a fast clicking mouse as a weapon theres no need to listen to ur gibberish its worse than a scrap from a pile of rubbish ya everlasting trash life will continously flow even ur family, ur momma was a small titted hoe ur not a guy nor a women, u jus got a pussy and a sack hitting the stacks always on crack yo u need a smack!! your out of your league bruh you better start running this is drastic park the dinosaurs are coming I got a short fuse im like an H bomb purple is what we smoked before we fucked your mom whos coming at me this fucking disgrace ill get a hooker with aids to sneeze in your face your a bitch in this game like tony romo im invincible like Vince papilla on the mic when you spit n one cares like tiger cheating on his wife give it a rest your to far in the back of me you don't count like a calculator with out the batteries your wack I`ve won | ||
DaddieDanni
4 Posts
On April 30 2006 10:23 Protoss-Fighting wrote: Son, you think your good, get it out of your head, you keep continuing your gonna end up dead, Should of known a dog as parent was a bad crossbred, unlike you ima real purebred, Boy, you better run, cause you on deathbed, After im done with you, you be bleeding red, Now everything, i dont say be left unsaid, So before you post better think ahead, Cuz no matter what you do, i fucking own this thread, To, whoever fights back, I'll be here, Im just waiting for a volunteer, a queer,a seer, whoever it is, prepare to have fear, Cause when im done with you its just another souvenire, If you still wanna go, i'll put in gear, around the same year, i did your girlfriend in the rear, Now dont shed a tear, its ok, many downsyndrum asses like you, cant manage this play, its only for the real mc's not the gay, all the girls be going Horray Horray, wheres ur fucking audience, they elft cause you got slayed, nigga i be the one, to go and touchey, as i end my rap, i showed u whos the king, life,sc, im better then you in everything, guess what you loose, now please go hang yourself with a string. lol ima piss all over your private life and treat it like a urinal plus I know when ima win ima make your peeps mad cause ima make a walk of fame here around liberty ave don't give a fuck about a set cause im directing it with heat ill clap and act like we in Hollywood leave star in the streat if your life is a movie its a porno star im about to serve this bitch at home like degornos till this rap shit pop and give me a payday ima pull this rap shit on the block like regae I keep a nine on the block I nick named Shaba when its time to flex check my reck ima problem hustleing is something I invent I was there when the cards dealed you soft shoot outs but you aint never shot shit trama dingdong Im at your door ready to pop shit big guns long ones elephant man you gone get the message quick like a telegram man get fly stay high like a pelican can but these metal hands blam blam you to sleep sand man! | ||
Lazulom
1 Post
But trust me plenty you don't wanna dance this dance Every time you try me bitch you get left in the dust You've got jock itch and your pussy smells like rust This is just too easy and I'm getting kinda bored Your rhymes are so cheesy and they're all getting floored So go back to league and keep staring at fizz Cause that's the only way that you'll ever get to jizz You're lucky that I'm banned from Breaking Point Cause I'd be fucking you up while I'm smoking a joint Disguised as a zombie I'd rape you in the nose I'd give you my salami as you slowly decompose You can't rhyme shit, but I can rhyme with orange I'll show you what I got, you're as rusty as a door hinge So give up while you can, you've still got time to escape Cause otherwise theyre gonna say how you just got raped | ||
WarSame
Canada1950 Posts
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Capped
United Kingdom7236 Posts
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