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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
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YoMeR
United States263 Posts
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
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Casper...
Liberia4948 Posts
you little fag douche this be cas open wide and play the skin flute recognize you have 1 scrawny measly post to your name do you think that posting that bullshit will get you online fame? huh? i'm notorious in online circles for lighting fire on that ass like rabbit to a turtle mc who couldn't begin to fuck with me i won't even mess with you i'll just blaze at your whole family kill your grannie and leave you for last stuck with cas-ket bills whoa i ain't tellin to stop suckin bitch i haven't had my fill quite yet and i won't let up till you be ghost your flavors nonexistant are you bigfoot, a hoax? no chance in hell that i'll allow you to slide on by i end your tl.net existance like i was newspaper you fly and as for your name grow the fuck up, you suburban ass rek'll swing by with admin tools you're the poster formerly known as | ||
Terraflux16
3 Posts
Your style may sound good to you but im sorry, your shit sucks more than a kenyan safari. you brought up my mom, now that was a mistake, I'd hate for you to find me with yours, what a skank. Your mom is a big stupid whore just like you are, I cant believe that you screwed her, it must have been FUBAR. I tie her up and slap her face with my dick, I make her say thank you each time, yes, im sick. Then I untie her and we go into bed, untill I realize im drunk and bash in her head. Its a pitty you're motherless now but oh well, I hope shes enjoying her stay in whore hell. Now that "thats thats" its time to move on, I'm a hypocrite am I? Oh yes, that makes sense, what the fuck do you know, here's a dollar, buy some sense. Your insults are weak and childish at best, I pull out a 12-gauge and eviscerate your chest. I look down at your body and its clear you're still kicking, I stomp on your face and see your brain trickling. I pull my pants down and hunch over you like an oaf, and then with a smile I pinch off a loaf. Pleased with myself and about 10 pounds lighter, I spit on your corpse and sip on my cider. Its all in good fun, dont take this crap seriously, I await your retort if you're man enough to humor me. Casper, hmm thats original all right, can somebody please wake him up and show him the light. On the subject of names, I think your space is thin, now close that mouth shut before I shatter your chin. Ich habe seine mutter am fernseher gesehen, mit ein schlong in sein mund, ach nein ich muss gehen. Sie hat keine hare, sind dick und hasslich, gibt mir ein barf-bag mein GOTT ist unglaublich. Keepin' it real for my German fans, even though its probably a grammatical mess. | ||
SonnyBlack
Germany457 Posts
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88)GuMMi
Sweden720 Posts
yeah where's my snare... yo ... uh uh .... "mmpm, mmpm".... here i cum here i cum with my 2 feet rappin machine your computer is filled with porn and you say it's clean? chris307 is the shiznit, and you're not compared to him you're no more than a fucking dot you tried to run from him but you got cought listen to this shit, you can learn alot THIS SHIT IS GETTING HOT HOT i stepped in a pile of shit it was your face, so i decided to give it a real hit YOU SUCK AT BW, you better quit chris and gummi banging rap and are really fit we bounce and rap and the light was lit *SLAMS THE MIC WITH CAPS* p.s sry chris, i just thought you were so pimp <3 wow i really loved the "and the light was lit".... like so uneccesary yet so important! :O | ||
Terraflux16
3 Posts
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pharen
United Kingdom83 Posts
Just some Protoss cheese gamer, tryna manner pylon my minerals I'm tired, so I'm ripping you... nobody quote your performance Who heard of an MC from Sweden? Land of the hopeless and... saunas? ^^ Your broken and boring, that's why my mouth's open, I'm snoring Betting this guy'll never be fly, while I'm flowing I'm soaring Know your importance, you the zergling I send to scout the size of your base Hit you so hard, you'll be laughin out the other side of your face Not sure what you're trying to say, but I guess it's a joke Because everybody was laughing when they read your post Heh, sorry TT | ||
bigMommA
1985 Posts
On July 23 2004 07:36 MomoZeAsticot wrote: One would think Ze French can hardly rap But despite my poor genes i'll all make ya tap All these kids so proud of their A P M I just tell all my hommies : Hey, Pee 'Em.. OFF!OFF!OFF!OFF we go, second round : fight! For you now, victory is out of sight You may have superior control of map and 'ling But this match is other, hear the bell : ding, ding! Ahaha no i'm not ashamed :DD momozeasticot, is that some kind of a deformed zealot? one's that don't even have speed upgrade? then you need to listen up and stay up to date. get upgraded speed and weapon would be a good start to take. because by the time i yamato your butt, you'll be all too late and out of luck | ||
88)GuMMi
Sweden720 Posts
He went to kindergarden at the age of 10 He fucking had the brains of a seamen He once tried to rap, wanna know what happened then? He got fucking bashed by GuMMi at teamliquid, and never came back again Anyone see the resemblence of a hen? AWW AWW He tried to come back once, twice, thrice "What the..." said pharen and then.. *SLICE* I smoke kids like him like I throw dice For this guy i used the same tools needed to pick on mice All i need is the iron mic When lil' pharen was born all the doctor could say was "PSYYYCHE" lol sorry i hat to terminate you like this, but you were asking for it :/ | ||
BeATBoX
Afghanistan6 Posts
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pharen
United Kingdom83 Posts
Tryna find your skills in the closet, all I found was your skeleton Now that's the evidence... of what you were about to tell us Seems you weren't innocent when you wanted to be, "down with the fellas" I had to spit the truth, kids with dudes and trying to claim a favour Spending his life down on his kneepads, but he ain't a skater This verse has a tainted flavour, a few wack bits and punchlines But he's still running for second, like fat kids in lunchlines Fact is your dumb rhymes ain't even ceasing my flowing He had a little fire, but burnt up in the heat of the moment ^^ Typos | ||
BeATBoX
Afghanistan6 Posts
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Chris307
3095 Posts
'A' for effort bigMommA, but here comes the Ultimate Master 'A' for effort meaning, your rhymes were a huge fuckin' disaster And Casper? The only insult is that you think you're a rapper Terraflux, I don't even wanna go there All I can think of, to do, is just sit here and stare At what a demented fuck you must be, to put that shit down in writing Your parents musta spent most of the time fighting You need a hug, parents feedin' you bugs Dog shittin' on the rug, so you turn into an emotional thug Seein' all these weakass blasts is like seein' a fuckin' catastrophe I'll shoot you off a tree you'll be payin' a fee and beggin' God to see what it's like to be me | ||
BeATBoX
Afghanistan6 Posts
edit: heres the server thing: hiphop-battles.com:8799 | ||
88)GuMMi
Sweden720 Posts
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BeATBoX
Afghanistan6 Posts
On August 07 2004 05:39 88)GuMMi wrote: teamspeak? eh that'd be cool... but i would only be there to listen honestly i dont rap, but i know id put these kids to shame. i beatbox, but i know a lot of emcees that ive layed beats for. so i know how to battle | ||
bigMommA
1985 Posts
On August 07 2004 05:20 Chris307 wrote: Mmpm, mmpm, mmpm, yeah yeah 'A' for effort bigMommA, but here comes the Ultimate Master 'A' for effort meaning, your rhymes were a huge fuckin' disaster And Casper? The only insult is that you think you're a rapper Terraflux, I don't even wanna go there All I can think of, to do, is just sit here and stare At what a demented fuck you must be, to put that shit down in writing Your parents musta spent most of the time fighting You need a hug, parents feedin' you bugs Dog shittin' on the rug, so you turn into an emotional thug Seein' all these weakass blasts is like seein' a fuckin' catastrophe I'll shoot you off a tree you'll be payin' a fee and beggin' God to see what it's like to be me Chris three-o-seven, your whatever gun is no match for my seige tank dual cannon. you're skills is lamer than a pubbie gamer. i play the game 18 hours a day given props by the KTF manager, what do you do? nothing, that's right like a 20apm'er. your skills need to evolve quicker than an unupgraded OL, yeah that's right, LOL or else you'll be a no-life 6ling rusher forever | ||
Kontra[MDK]
Portugal1013 Posts
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