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Friends gathered to view the video record of a newly-married couple's special day were instead treated to a literal episode of I Love Lassie woof woof!.
A British man was found guilty on Tuesday of having sex with a dog after a video he made of the act was inadvertently shown to speechless wedding guests expecting to see a replay of a marriage ceremony. Let's play 'I Love Lassie!'
The 59-year-old lent his video recorder to a friend to film the wedding, but forgot to erase from the tape scenes of himself in sex acts with a neighbour's bull terrier named Ronnie.
The man said the 10-minute film shown to the jury had been an attempt at trick photography and featured only simulated sex acts. He will be sentenced after psychiatric and other reports have been made available.
Wedding guests were shocked when they sat down at a reception to watch film of the ceremony but instead saw sex scenes involving a naked man and a dog, a court heard today. Derek Jeffrey, 59, who had filmed himself in sex acts with a neighbour's bull terrier - named Ronnie - had later lent his camcorder to a friend to video a wedding thinking the footage had been erased.
Jeffrey, of Saunder's Way, Camber, East Sussex, denied bestiality with a dog, but was found guilty today by a jury at Hove Crown Court which was shown a 10-minute version of the video he made in his bedroom. He was remanded on bail for psychiatric and other reports.
Jeffrey told the jury that he made the recording with the dog after he and a group of friends had watched a porn video involving sex between humans and animals. He claimed he was trying to demonstrate that such sex scenes could be filmed by trick photography and said his video showed only simulated acts. "When I sobered up I was disgusted and ashamed." Jeffrey said that when he lent his camcorder to a friend he thought the scenes with the dog had been erased.
http://www.snopes.com/risque/bestial/wedvideo.htm
Some people are nothing short of strange.
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Norway28239 Posts
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Iced, you can't taunt Norweigans with dog porn and then fail to deliver the goods. They'll be in their boats rowing across the Atlantic to collect your head before you can say Leif Erikson!
bleh, I've got to quit with the viking jokes.
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lol.... that man is strange.. And stupid enough to give the tape away T_T. But he should at least be man enough to admit what he had done, instead of bringing stupid exucse like 'I only wanted to show you how this can be done with trick-photography' or something. 'Yes, I like fucking dogs, and I'm damn proud of it!', thats what he should have told everyone. At least I would have done so .
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THIS GREATLY DISTURBED ME... btw, Ronnie = male dog? Sheesh. At least have sex with a bitch.
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rofl!! that must be so embarrasing, poor guy and more poor dog ^^
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On February 28 2005 14:16 Refrain[FriZ] wrote: THIS GREATLY DISTURBED ME... btw, Ronnie = male dog? Sheesh. At least have sex with a bitch.
I'm currently asking myself whether the man fucked the dog or the other way round.. (sorry for rude words, don't hate me plz )
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oh yeah, i feel sorry for whoever got jury duty there ^_^
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haha, this world is so full of fucked up people...
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don't knock it til you try it
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That's probably the most embarrassing thing that could possibly happen to a guy. I can't imagine a worse scenario..
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I'm just trying to figure out what you were looking for when you found this news article.
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ToT)MidiaN(
England2183 Posts
Ya, it's that time again. To insult the british female population, they're so ugly that even dogs are comparatively attractive =[
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On February 28 2005 14:25 SoLaR[i.C] wrote: That's probably the most embarrassing thing that could possibly happen to a guy. I can't imagine a worse scenario..
Giving a sc-replay away which clearly shows you as a hacker and thereby destroying your reputation?!
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On February 28 2005 14:28 Yizuo wrote:Show nested quote +On February 28 2005 14:25 SoLaR[i.C] wrote: That's probably the most embarrassing thing that could possibly happen to a guy. I can't imagine a worse scenario.. Giving a sc-replay away which clearly shows you as a hacker and thereby destroying your reputation?! No way. Anyway, the moral of the story is: If you decide to fuck Fido, don't tape it!
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worthless news about worthless people
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OMG i was eating and then saw this, i almost threw up T_T
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On February 28 2005 14:33 _AreS_ wrote: OMG i was eating and then saw this, i almost threw up T_T when you're eating, don't read something: a) by Zia b) titled "British Beastiality"
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Damn ... I love dogs. ...
But having sex with them? Disturbing ... :D
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lol got to love how the guy denied everything he s got to accept his sexuality
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United Kingdom10598 Posts
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On February 28 2005 14:38 Refrain[FriZ] wrote:Show nested quote +On February 28 2005 14:33 _AreS_ wrote: OMG i was eating and then saw this, i almost threw up T_T when you're eating, don't read something: a) by Zia b) titled "British Beastiality"
hahahaha you said it right
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that is a wedding i would like
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Is it just me or is this becoming more and more common? =(
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is awesome32236 Posts
On February 28 2005 14:26 iD.MidiaN wrote: Ya, it's that time again. To insult the british female population, they're so ugly that even dogs are comparatively attractive =[
rofl.
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On February 28 2005 15:28 IntoTheWow wrote:Show nested quote +On February 28 2005 14:26 iD.MidiaN wrote: Ya, it's that time again. To insult the british female population, they're so ugly that even dogs are comparatively attractive =[ rofl.
loL!
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On February 28 2005 15:18 CyuntiyuL wrote: Is it just me or is this becoming more and more common? =( Probably just makes the news more ect. and 30years ago you cold not videotape as much fucked up things as you can today. The availiabilyty of videocams ect. But you might be right, fucked up things inspire insane people so... Wasnt some redneck in USA cought with a chicken in a motelroom last year? That tops this story slightly imo.
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sick. disgusting.
i wonder how long the jury took to find him guilty or whatever. probably not as long as the film itself
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On February 28 2005 14:38 Frits wrote: Damn ... I love dogs. ...
But having sex with them? Disturbing ... :D Ever heard of the website dolphinsex.org?
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United States10774 Posts
rofllmao.. ppl eat dogs but at least not have sex with them -_-
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....what the fuck!!
zia always finds the craziest bits of news
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This somehow reminds of a story a friend once told me. You all know IKEA, right?! So at this place were all the parents bring their children when they go shopping is a small cinema for the kids to look disney movies ar something like that.. Well, one day they accidently put a harcore porn tape into the device and didn't notice it for about half an hour ... That must have been pretty funny for the kids..
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On February 28 2005 21:37 OneOther wrote: rofllmao.. ppl eat dogs but at least not have sex with them -_- you take that korean nonsense elsewhere, buddy
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On February 28 2005 19:14 ieatkids5 wrote:Show nested quote +On February 28 2005 14:38 Frits wrote: Damn ... I love dogs. ...
But having sex with them? Disturbing ... :D Ever heard of the website dolphinsex.org?
wonder how tight a dolphin might be.. mmm... sweet.
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On March 01 2005 02:15 Yizuo wrote:This somehow reminds of a story a friend once told me. You all know IKEA, right?! So at this place were all the parents bring their children when they go shopping is a small cinema for the kids to look disney movies ar something like that.. Well, one day they accidently put a harcore porn tape into the device and didn't notice it for about half an hour ... That must have been pretty funny for the kids.. Art. Kid1 "Wtf, this isn't Aladdin!" Kid2 "But that girl looks like Jasmine!"
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I've a friend who had a friend who had a friend, etc... It was a teenage girl. She was "itching", and played with her dog. Then stuck the dog's dick into her pussy.
But it literally went "stuck"! Heh.. When the parents saw this, they beat the dog to death. But it was still stuck. So they had to carry the girl, along with the dead dog attached to the hospital.
Not sure if this is true...
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can't be true...im sure the dog's dick will go limp after its beaten to death...actually if the dog stuck its dick into the girl, it'll most likely release its sperm and after a couple of seconds the dick should go limp...offcourse im jus relating it to human sexual behaviors..lol...now that i look back we used to have a dog and after it had sex with the neighbors dog, its dick would be stuck in the other dog, and their asses will be facing each other in a sort of tug of war fashion..pullin away and shit...looked painful to watch but it happend a lot...hahaha...gotta love dogs and their sexual habits
oh ya btw this having sex with dogs is sick sick sick...unless its a human female and a male dog..i'd like to see that on tape now that i think of it
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On March 01 2005 06:37 dan1st wrote: I've a friend who had a friend who had a friend, etc... It was a teenage girl. She was "itching", and played with her dog. Then stuck the dog's dick into her pussy.
But it literally went "stuck"! Heh.. When the parents saw this, they beat the dog to death. But it was still stuck. So they had to carry the girl, along with the dead dog attached to the hospital.
Not sure if this is true...
Imposhibibble! Imposhibibble!
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On March 01 2005 06:49 HorsementalitY wrote: can't be true...im sure the dog's dick will go limp after its beaten to death...actually if the dog stuck its dick into the girl, it'll most likely release its sperm and after a couple of seconds the dick should go limp...offcourse im jus relating it to human sexual behaviors..lol...now that i look back we used to have a dog and after it had sex with the neighbors dog, its dick would be stuck in the other dog, and their asses will be facing each other in a sort of tug of war fashion..pullin away and shit...looked painful to watch but it happend a lot...hahaha...gotta love dogs and their sexual habits
oh ya btw this having sex with dogs is sick sick sick...unless its a human female and a male dog..i'd like to see that on tape now that i think of it Seek professional help, quickly. ~lol zia, ride ze shoopuf?
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I think it is common for dogs to get stuck together during mating
i saw a couple of wolves stuck at the zoo once... good times
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man i love dogs .. but taping it is weird
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On March 01 2005 13:29 Konni wrote:man i love dogs .. but taping it is weird
fucking isnt?!
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On February 28 2005 14:25 Energies wrote: I'm just trying to figure out what you were looking for when you found this news article.
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Google "british beastiality"?
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Australia3818 Posts
On March 01 2005 06:49 HorsementalitY wrote:hahaha...gotta love dogs and their sexual habitst No you don't, you totally don't.
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On February 28 2005 14:38 Refrain[FriZ] wrote:Show nested quote +On February 28 2005 14:33 _AreS_ wrote: OMG i was eating and then saw this, i almost threw up T_T when you're eating, don't read something: a) by Zia b) titled "British Beastiality"
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