Welcome everyone to the totally unbiased ultimate hype thread for the ultimate showmatch! The battle this time will be between the challenger, the violent, antagonistic Master of Chips, also known as Shelkelp, and his cuddly but also potentially ferocious adversary, Frudgey!
Coming Saturday, Aug 23 1:00am GMT (GMT+00:00)
Stream link is twitch.tv/ghandieagle
+ Show Spoiler [The History] +
Shelke, being an angry person, wildly challenges resident Euro Scipaeus to a Starcraft 1v1 match, the loser getting a 30-day ban. Scip, being amiable enough to not want bans on either side, balked on the challenge. Shelke then took his uncontrollable rage into the Off-Topic thread, challenging anyone who dared to step up and 1v1 him bro. Frudgey has stepped up to the plate as the bold challenger daring to fight against the brutal oppression that is Shelke's verbal abuse. The date was set. The time was right.
The Stakes:
- A brutal 30-day Ban delivered personally by MoonBear
- An Arcade MF skin from me (Doesn't matter whether you own the champion)
- A small souvenir from Lesotho, and a formal challenge, both from JonGalt.
- (For Frudgey) his choice of any 40k model painted by Requizen, pictures on OT included.
- (For Shelke) Req will buy only Lay's Chips in solidarity. And also should call up Shelke's boss and tell him how dashing Shelke is
- Whatever else people want to thrown in (RP, Money, Steam games, etc.) Make it hype, people!
The Format:
- A Starcraft 2 Bo7.
- The first map is selected by me, and for the rest of the matches, the loser will select from the map pool
- There is no banning of maps
- Each map may only be played once
- The loser is allowed one Goodbye Post on the thread of his choice before being banned
The Maps!
The starting map will be: Cloud Kingdom!
Here are the maps in the selection pool!
+ Show Spoiler [The Map Pool] +
Heavy Rain
Daybreak
Tal'Darim Altar
Derelict Watcher
Antiga Shipyard
Alterzim Stronghold
Star Station
The Shattered Temple
The Players:
Shelkelp
Hailing from someplace in the pacific northwest region of Canada, Shelke will be playing the icky Zerg race. He is the master of chips, and all-around a very rude person. He is player #1!
Frudgey
Famous for donating $100 to Wave's stream and being an all-around teddy bear, this Canadian will be the respectable, noble Terran as player #2!
Remember, as Frudgey once said,
While it amuses me that you are spreading propaganda on my behalf, we need to remember that Shelke is human too, and certainly not the villain in this case. I came up to Shelke and accepted his ban match, he didn't pressure me to do so at all. I accepted his challenge out of my own free will. If Shelke defeats me and consumes the essence of my soul, then so be it. I have accepted my fate at this point.
Commentary: Wave and Soniv have decided to cast some games. Scip and I are also gonna cast a few. Losleb is looking for a partner, if one more person wants to be his partner and cast some games, PM me!
Poll: Heart?
Cuddles (16)
64%
Chips (9)
36%
25 total votes
Chips (9)
25 total votes
Your vote: Heart?
And remember guys, don't budge from the Frudge. -Gahlo