Public Profile for Chibi[OWNS]

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"She said she was twelve, and laughed, so I thought it was a joke."

- Jimbo

"Whenever I'm feeling lost and lonely
Drowned in fear or sorrows only
Let the image free, so then
I can learn to smile again"

- Unknown

"She fled, and hid among a crowd of stars, but none so bright."

"their dance routine is to wiggle their tits but it is futile i tell you FUTILE"

- Moi

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"if u let everything go you will be holding nothing"

"maybe weed is just too good. alcohol generally teaches you that it sucks, makes you do stupid things and get sick, while weed kinda just teaches you that it's good fun to smoke it."

"i had a roomate once who was on the crew team. i think that means he was gay and worked out a lot? anyways, because of this, he would go jogging a lot and talk all girly and lispy to his best friend, which was a 4 foot female troll (the fact that he didn't enjoy making out with her was the reason he "found out" he was gay -- i thought gay people were supposed to be smart?) so anyways, for some reason, the mud on his shoes smelled like ass. or maybe that was just his ass. he febreezed everything constantly, thinking that made things smell better. it smelled like shitty febreeze. this is why i fucking hate febreeze. cuz i can imagine him saying something about febreeze. or whatever. and thinking the smell of concentrated febreeze will remove the shit from the walls. this was when i played a lot of diablo2 with my headphones on very loud. god dorms suck. also one time when i came in i think he was having gay sex, and it smelled anussy. i'm not saying anything, just that the room smelt anussy."

"where is his hair? more importantly, where is his pot?"

"my mom stalks me, shes like 'oh my god i want to talk to you, i miss you so much!' shut it, bitch"

"ive found that having sex has built up my arms, chest, stomache, legs, shoulders slightly, so i recommend that over broodwar, which only made me decent at fingering and eating out"

"many men today are women, except very ugly, despite how hard they try. they don't even have vaginas. why would you want to be such a shitty woman? is being a man that hard?"

"my real public bathroom etiquettetue question would be about taking a dump. do any of you think twice about letting your bunghole make sounds while others are coming in and out of the bathroom to pee and wash hands and stuff? and what if a guy is also taking a poop right next to you. you ever just wait till they leave? but they are waiting too i think? i find that whenever i go to poop the other guy always seems to be done the same time i got there. so what are men thinking with that? urination seems trivial after this."

"who the fuck cares what you saw or never saw? i've never seen you take a dump. should i conclude that you are full of shit?"

- STIMEY OKGM FISH

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"Moreover, a man with a definite belief always appears bizarre, because he does not change with the world: he has climbed into a fixed star, and the earth whizzes below him like a zoetrope."

- Gilbert Chesterton

"Oh! I have slipped the bonds of earth
and danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings
Sunwards I've climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth
Of sun-split clouds - and done a hundred things
You have not dreamed of - wheeled and soared and swung
High in the sunlit silence. Hov'ring there,
I've chased the shouting wind along, and flung
My eager craft through footless halls of air.
Up, up the long, delirious burning blue
I've topped the wind-swept heights with easy grace
Where never lark, or even eagle flew -
And, while with silent lifting mind I've trod
The high untrespassed sanctity of space,
Put out my hand and touched the face of God."

- Pilot Officer John Gillespie Magee, Jr. (1922-1941)

"I sit in my cubicle, here on the motherworld.
When I die, they will put my body in a box and
dispose of it in the cold ground.
And in all the million ages to come, I will never
breathe or laugh or twitch again.
So won't you run, play with me here - among the
teeming mass of humanity?
The universe has spared us this moment."

- Bertrand Russel

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