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The idea that the trip would be this intense did not, not even once, cross my mind before I found my face unexpectedly being bashed into that electric toaster. It was quite pleasing, nonetheless; so quiet, so dark in there. It felt as though one was floating amidst the salty entrails of a spatial water tank – the stars rushing past like muffled war horses and the calidity of the many suns felt from thousands of light-miles away. Wait, did I say light-miles?

Before I could put myself together after having that strong suspicion that I'd been juked, again, arise within me, I found that the soil had found my ass much faster. I knew something would go wrong; it always does.

"Get the hell up now!" were the welcoming words that so happened to ring my eardrums amok, but hell, I was so shocked by the impact that I didn't want to do anything else but get all of this fucking dirt off of my eyelids.

"Why are you just standing there, you idiot? Move now!" Ok, whoever was hollering like that at me better shut up before I –

At that moment I wished I had shut up and moved.

"What a jackass..." uttered the mysterious voice again, as if I really was one, "... can't even resist a simple warp-in."

Damn, my nightmare had become a reality. Fuck you once again Aldaris!