I voted for you during your last election.
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them.
Education is a state-controlled manufactory of echoes.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Politics is war without bloodshed, while war is politics with bloodshed.
There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.
Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt... Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves.
Education... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading.
The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.
Stupid is forever, ignorance can be fixed.
There is no abstract art. You must always start with something. Afterward you can remove all traces of reality.
Democracy - Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
This time, it will be different.