Public Profile for Klogon

I am a bit of an enigma. I have been seen jumping over a Chinese skyscraper, running through the Korean DMZ, and swimming across the Indian Ocean. On Tuesday mornings, I successfully feed the city’s homeless with four bowls of rice. I have once negotiated the release of Russian hostages from Chechen rebels with one phone call while defeating Andy Roddick in a tennis match. On his lunch breaks, Allan Greenspan asks for my advice on the economy. I have discovered the final digits of pi, directed Academy Award winning blockbusters, and coached Manchester United. When I am bored, I develop better and more efficient languages.

I can pitch a baseball 120 miles per hour, scale the Grand Canyon without ropes, and consume fifteen five-dollar large pizzas from Little Caesars. Before the age of ten, I survived three assassination attempts and checkmated Deep Blue. I run the marathon as warm-up, sleep two hours a day, and bench-press 400 pounds. I have fought Bruce Lee and I introduced the Canadians to hockey. I am a criminal in Uzbekistan, a national treasure in Japan, and a veteran in bed. Musicians call me the man who recomposed Beethoven’s 6th Symphony into a more beautiful piece. I have watched CBS’s 60 Minutes in half an hour.

I am a passionate revolutionary, a heartless executioner, and a tender father. I once read the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy, all six Harry Potters, and the Bible in one afternoon, and still had time to perform open-heart surgery on seven patients later that evening. I am the hero of your dreams and the villain of your nightmares. I am Hyun Kim.