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Source: Global Esports Management (GEM) press materials
BREAKING NEWS - In a shocking turn of events, less than 4 hours after Global Esports Management (GEM) announced that NesTea would be leaving Incredible Miracle, they have turned around to announce that their new client, Snapple, better known as the son of NesTea, has decided to go pro and join NesTea's former team. Snapple, 14 years of age (16 in Korea), started playing Starcraft 2 shortly after the new year as Zerg and has already placed in the top 8 of Korea Grandmaster.
Coach Kang of Incredible Miracle had this to say about the signing:
"Although I am obviously displeased to announce the departure of NesTea from the team, we are happy to announce the new addition of Zerg player Snapple. We will depend on him to be our ace in the next round of Proleague and carry us to the playoffs."
"Growing up was tough for me," says Snapple. "My mother was only 16 and my father was 17 when I was born. I had to learn how to fend for myself early, and that's why I think I have been able to do so well in Starcraft 2 so far. I know my father has left a legacy, but I plan to leave my own as well by the time I'm finished with this game"
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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
pretty good
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Okay now. I know Nestea is old, but he's not that old.
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I think it's time to leave the internet for a while now....
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I believed this for a minute but then I looked at the date and just realized. =x
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United States97245 Posts
Snapple will be a 4x GSL champ
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Nestea had him when he was 16. This is legit news. Go Go Snapple.
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On April 01 2014 12:06 K3Nyy wrote: I believed this for a minute but then I looked at the date and just realized. =x Does that mean you believe Nestea left IM?
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What's amazing is that he is only 14 and he has gotten top 8 GM in Korea in less than 3 months. Expect him to end up having a career curve similar to Maru or Creator, except that he plays Zerg.
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Tip: Use http://i.imgur.com/unZzjl.jpg instead so that the thread doesn't look bad due to the image stretching the page. You can do this yourself by adding 'l' (the letter L) to the end of any imgur file name.
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we no longer have to speculate on what happened to fruitdealer. he dealt all his fruit to nestea, who used it to create his son Snapple through an immaculate conception
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T.O.P
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When I saw the title of the thread I was thinking "Oh come on enough you're just embarrassing yourself" but after reading it 10/10 would laugh again
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TLADT24917 Posts
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Damn this looks totally legit. I'm afraid Nestea really has left IM.
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Any word yet on whether or not Nestea's grandson Brisk plans to become a progamer?
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On April 01 2014 12:37 forsooth wrote: Any word yet on whether or not Nestea's grandson Brisk plans to become a progamer? Confirmed. As soon as he can walk he will be joining IM. The first bongjwa under 10 years old.
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