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Okay, let's face it. These teams will not win Proleague, so let's make it interesting and figure out why they would be in 8th place!
Let's start with Prime:
+ Show Spoiler +Do I really need to explain myself?
Now, onto Startale/YoeWolves Flash:
+ Show Spoiler +Oh sure, you got Life who won BlizzCon. But if you look at his team league record, it's actually not that great. He didn't do too well in last year's Proleague with an okay record of 5-5 and was supported by his bigger brothers Curious, PartinG, and Bomber in GSTL, even during his peak at WoL. Uh-oh, it's a best of 1... Okay, what about Bomber? Well, sucks to be you fans, because Bomber is going to be a more of a player coach, which means he won't be playing as much. Although we will see him play time to time, he will not get as much time to practice on his skills. What's the point of having awesome builds if you don't have the proper execution? Plus, Bomber's Law will make a resurgence in Proleague. I mean something has to balance the out the excess amount of tournament wins he gets. Turning his back on the fans! Curious is not a bad player. However, being the former Code S gatekeeper means that you aren't that amazing. Plus, during his time in STIM, he had 0-3. Sure, there are chances he will be fielded, but there are also chances that he is not going to do too well. The only thing going for him is his victory against sOs, but we all know that sOs is an inconsistent little prick. Well, Leenock and San are doing well in individual leagues, you guys say. Okay, first of all, without the Dark Emperor Choya to train him on the dark arts of the force, Leenock is just an empty Darth Vader shell. A shadow of his former self. So, he's not going to be a team league monster he once used to be. Also, since he is on a foreign team, we won't see him often, if there are many oversea tournaments in 2015. As for San, he looked promising until you saw his BlizCon games. Compared to others, he definitely looked a tier lower than most of the other players. Also, unlike Leenock who had beaten rather impressive players, San had beaten broken down soO. Whoopie doo... Plus, like Leenock, he loves to travel, so his playtime won't be as high either. Finally, the Taiwanese players? Let's face it. Even Has's cannon rushes and Ian's ZvZ won't do that much against the much more established Proleague players. The only player who would have carried this sad alliance would have been PartinG, but look how that turned out. Thanks, Toastie for the hot pic!
But what about Samsung Galaxy? Why can't they be in the 8th place?
+ Show Spoiler +Oh Dear, I don't know what part of the Solar system you're from, but I really hope that the Protoss God Stork will Shine holy light onto your dark mind. After all, if you are a nonbeliever, then be prepared to be blown away from his mighty Hurricane of Justice!
Now now. I know you Startale/Prime fans are offended, and I'm sorry about that. But hey, at least, you will use that pented up anger and fight tooth and nail to make sure that 7th place spot is yours. Being second to last never looked so good, amirite?
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You look like a fool right now. Prime? sure. 8th place spot here they come. But startale have a fighting shot, and with the addition of leenock/san, i think we've got a decent shot at making a respectable run.
also. Startale > seed.
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Prime...poor poor Prime. I remember there was even that season where NSH placed higher than them in the GSTL
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On December 18 2014 13:57 partydude89 wrote: You look like a fool right now. Prime? sure. 8th place spot here they come. But startale have a fighting shot, and with the addition of leenock/san, i think we've got a decent shot at making a respectable run.
also. Startale > seed.
I honestly think so too, but, like any other Koreans who play for foreign tournaments, they won't be as dedicated to Proleague.
And Seed has beaten your Golden Boy Life to qualify for the GSL, so ha!
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Slamming Life and Curious for their mediocre Proleague records is all very nice. Hyping Stork who has the dubious honour of having lost 14 consecutive games in Proleague at one point, in the very same article might be a tad naive.
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On December 18 2014 14:01 hansonslee wrote:Show nested quote +On December 18 2014 13:57 partydude89 wrote: You look like a fool right now. Prime? sure. 8th place spot here they come. But startale have a fighting shot, and with the addition of leenock/san, i think we've got a decent shot at making a respectable run.
also. Startale > seed. I honestly think so too, but, like any other Koreans who play for foreign tournaments, they won't be as dedicated to Proleague. And Seed has beaten your Golden Boy Life to qualify for the GSL, so ha!
Life's the only one on Startale who really competes at foreign tournaments.
And i'm sorry, i can't hear you over the sound of my blizzcon win!
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On December 18 2014 14:02 ZigguratOfUr wrote: Slamming Life and Curious for their mediocre Proleague records is all very nice. Hyping Stork who has the dubious honour of having lost 14 consecutive games in Proleague at one point, in the very same article might be a tad naive.
Yeah, in the beginning, Stork was pretty awful, but he had gotten his rhythm going during the later stages. It's hard to say what he's like right now because we don't see him often. However, he has proven himself to be that veteran who can pull off clutch victories, and I don't think he's going to be a bad coach at all.
On December 18 2014 14:03 partydude89 wrote:Show nested quote +On December 18 2014 14:01 hansonslee wrote:On December 18 2014 13:57 partydude89 wrote: You look like a fool right now. Prime? sure. 8th place spot here they come. But startale have a fighting shot, and with the addition of leenock/san, i think we've got a decent shot at making a respectable run.
also. Startale > seed. I honestly think so too, but, like any other Koreans who play for foreign tournaments, they won't be as dedicated to Proleague. And Seed has beaten your Golden Boy Life to qualify for the GSL, so ha! Life's the only one on Startale who really competes at foreign tournaments. And i'm sorry, i can't hear you over the sound of my blizzcon win!
Are you sure you're not confusing that shout with the noises that Life's Lings and Roaches make against Mech?
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On December 18 2014 14:05 hansonslee wrote:Show nested quote +On December 18 2014 14:02 ZigguratOfUr wrote: Slamming Life and Curious for their mediocre Proleague records is all very nice. Hyping Stork who has the dubious honour of having lost 14 consecutive games in Proleague at one point, in the very same article might be a tad naive. Yeah, in the beginning, Stork was pretty awful, but he had gotten his rhythm going during the later stages. It's hard to say what he's like right now because we don't see him often. However, he has proven himself to be that veteran who can pull off clutch victories, and I don't think he's going to be a bad coach at all.
http://www.aligulac.com/players/239-Stork/
lol... in his last 10 series, he's only won 2..
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On December 18 2014 14:05 hansonslee wrote:Show nested quote +On December 18 2014 14:02 ZigguratOfUr wrote: Slamming Life and Curious for their mediocre Proleague records is all very nice. Hyping Stork who has the dubious honour of having lost 14 consecutive games in Proleague at one point, in the very same article might be a tad naive. Yeah, in the beginning, Stork was pretty awful, but he had gotten his rhythm going during the later stages. It's hard to say what he's like right now because we don't see him often. However, he has proven himself to be that veteran who can pull off clutch victories, and I don't think he's going to be a bad coach at all. Show nested quote +On December 18 2014 14:03 partydude89 wrote:On December 18 2014 14:01 hansonslee wrote:On December 18 2014 13:57 partydude89 wrote: You look like a fool right now. Prime? sure. 8th place spot here they come. But startale have a fighting shot, and with the addition of leenock/san, i think we've got a decent shot at making a respectable run.
also. Startale > seed. I honestly think so too, but, like any other Koreans who play for foreign tournaments, they won't be as dedicated to Proleague. And Seed has beaten your Golden Boy Life to qualify for the GSL, so ha! Life's the only one on Startale who really competes at foreign tournaments. And i'm sorry, i can't hear you over the sound of my blizzcon win! Are you sure you're not confusing that shout with the noises that Life's Lings and Roaches make against Mech?
Why does that matter when all seed can do are toss 2 base allins?
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On December 18 2014 14:07 partydude89 wrote:Show nested quote +On December 18 2014 14:05 hansonslee wrote:On December 18 2014 14:02 ZigguratOfUr wrote: Slamming Life and Curious for their mediocre Proleague records is all very nice. Hyping Stork who has the dubious honour of having lost 14 consecutive games in Proleague at one point, in the very same article might be a tad naive. Yeah, in the beginning, Stork was pretty awful, but he had gotten his rhythm going during the later stages. It's hard to say what he's like right now because we don't see him often. However, he has proven himself to be that veteran who can pull off clutch victories, and I don't think he's going to be a bad coach at all. http://www.aligulac.com/players/239-Stork/lol... in his last 10 series, he's only won 2..
Just wait for PvProleague to come back
On December 18 2014 14:08 partydude89 wrote:Show nested quote +On December 18 2014 14:05 hansonslee wrote:On December 18 2014 14:02 ZigguratOfUr wrote: Slamming Life and Curious for their mediocre Proleague records is all very nice. Hyping Stork who has the dubious honour of having lost 14 consecutive games in Proleague at one point, in the very same article might be a tad naive. Yeah, in the beginning, Stork was pretty awful, but he had gotten his rhythm going during the later stages. It's hard to say what he's like right now because we don't see him often. However, he has proven himself to be that veteran who can pull off clutch victories, and I don't think he's going to be a bad coach at all. On December 18 2014 14:03 partydude89 wrote:On December 18 2014 14:01 hansonslee wrote:On December 18 2014 13:57 partydude89 wrote: You look like a fool right now. Prime? sure. 8th place spot here they come. But startale have a fighting shot, and with the addition of leenock/san, i think we've got a decent shot at making a respectable run.
also. Startale > seed. I honestly think so too, but, like any other Koreans who play for foreign tournaments, they won't be as dedicated to Proleague. And Seed has beaten your Golden Boy Life to qualify for the GSL, so ha! Life's the only one on Startale who really competes at foreign tournaments. And i'm sorry, i can't hear you over the sound of my blizzcon win! Are you sure you're not confusing that shout with the noises that Life's Lings and Roaches make against Mech? Why does that matter when all seed can do are toss 2 base allins?
Like a True Protoss <3
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ALLEYCAT BLUES48992 Posts
why put so much effort on putting down these teams when you could have put in the same amount to hype your favorite?
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United States15275 Posts
I'm offended that you haven't recognized the (dim) glory of Hack. OFFENDED MY GOOD SIR.
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On December 18 2014 14:28 BLinD-RawR wrote: why put so much effort on putting down these teams when you could have put in the same amount to hype your favorite?
SKT1 couldn't do it with their super stacked team last season, would be a lie to pretend they had a chance this time
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East Gorteau22261 Posts
Bad bait, did not bite
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On December 18 2014 14:57 Phredxor wrote:Show nested quote +On December 18 2014 14:28 BLinD-RawR wrote: why put so much effort on putting down these teams when you could have put in the same amount to hype your favorite? SKT1 couldn't do it with their super stacked team last season, would be a lie to pretend they had a chance this time
After losing the sexy Protosses Rain, Bisu, and PartinG, I am a confused SKT fan suffering from a mid-life crisis right now.
And I remember the last time I did something like that it looked somewhat half-assed compared to others. So, I thought why not spin it around for a bit! There's parts that I am actually serious about while others came right out of my ass. Try to guess which I am serious about
On December 18 2014 14:40 CosmicSpiral wrote: I'm offended that you haven't recognized the (dim) glory of Hack. OFFENDED MY GOOD SIR.
Hack? You mean the guy who took 5th place from WCS America in 2013 and just got back into the GSL? Never heard of him!
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Hahahaha Prime... the ultimate whipping boy team.
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Lorning
Belgica34430 Posts
Being this delusional
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United Kingdom31934 Posts
Inc Why Hansonlee sucks and is completly wrong thread by Lorning. Followed by why Prime will win PL and ST can suck it.
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your Country52796 Posts
It's too easy to make a thread about why a team will lose. However, I would respect you if you could tell me why they will win.
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On December 18 2014 18:19 The_Templar wrote: It's too easy to make a thread about why a team will lose. However, I would respect you if you could tell me why they will win.
I, too, would respect someone capable of bending the space-time continuum to his or her will.
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