... you want it!
Hello everyone, happy holidays to Murica and the socialist cockROACH rest of the world that doesn't really work anyways!
This week I wanted to present my new appROACH to giving feedback, because lately there have been too many bad imitators around. As a result discussions have shifted away from what HypnoROACH wants you to want.
ROACHes
It's clear from watching streams, some small tourneys/showmatches, and overall feedback that it is not intended for there to be a low ROACH-count strategy. Repeat after HypnoROACH: We want more ROACH!
Zerg players are to blame here, they are not making enough of my lovely brothers and sisters. Even in Zerg vs Zerg I have seen other units pop up, which leads me straight into the next topic:
Not ROACHes: Ravagers
The Ravager is seeing a lot of play, and has ever since it was first announced and released. I happily remember the times when Zerg's did not have an option besides the ROACH. The problem with the ravager is twofold, for one its viability makes players consider playing them instead of the pure and perfect ROACH but also it has a much more direct effect on ROACH numbers: Every ravager is one less ROACH! Therefore I present a list of pro-Roach slogans:
- Ravagerization is murder!
- Real Players Don’t Morph Ravagers
- I am pro-choice: Choose ROACHes or keep the larva.
- Mophing: The worst kind of ROACH abuse
- 93% of ROACHes regret their ravagerization.
ROACHes again: The Community
To start this up: I am deeply disappointed in you guys. You are dancing around these new shiny golden lambs that LotV has provided you with completely forgetting your original Masters, the ROACHes.
Ridiculous appROACHes without ROACHes are doomed. Get a coach that teaches ROACH!
Here is an actual guide:
I want to end this with a little poll to collect feedback to my feedback. Don't be afraid to disagree, you have all the reasonable options!